Podcasts by Pretend Friends - Tabletop RPG Adventures

Episode 7 - With an X from 2023-04-12T11:00

WISHCO and the Barflys collide. A business card flutters in the wind.

Episode 6 - Swisstopher from 2023-03-22T11:05

The sound of rushing water. A dangerous place. A gentle discussion on the subject of the universe. A safe place.

Episode 5 - If Knot Now, When? from 2023-03-22T11:00

Something brunches in the darkness. The team descend deeper into the sewers.

Episode 4 - Embers from 2022-12-21T12:05

BDX seek shelter with precious cargo. Burt finds half a sandwich. Some tidying up is done.

Episode 3 - The Truth about Wishes from 2022-12-21T12:00

The gang escape WishCo with the help of a new friend. An old friend with some information visits Digem.

Episode 2 - The Secrets of RAT CITY from 2022-11-15T12:03

Xylobro, Digem, and Burt face off against a powerful foe. A second sketchy van appears.

Episode 1 - Welcome to RAT CITY from 2022-11-15T12:01

A loud voice in the sky has // held onto their secrets for long enough

Episode 0 - New Voices from 2022-11-15T12:00

A new era dawns. RAT CITY is caressed by the starlight of creativity.

Episode 36 - The Pile - SEASON 3 FINALE from 2020-10-03T14:22:07

Season 3 of Pretend Friends comes to a close. Will this be the last we see of Davl, Space and Killcat? 

Episode 35 - Metasword Slash Metalphore from 2020-09-24T19:53:38

The crew face off against The Hand of the Sol Empire. 

Episode 34 - Spaetzle, Sauerkraut, and Swords from 2020-09-17T14:41:24

How Killcat got his kill-groove back.

Episode 33 - Punch Punch from 2020-09-10T14:49:11

It's prom time. Cue the Cupid Shuffle. 

Episode 32 - Ceasefire Prom from 2020-09-03T15:38

The crew reunite with some old friends and attend a Sol Empire prom.

Episode 31 - VIP and DIP from 2020-08-27T14:16:08

The grieving processes. 

Episode 30 - Maximum Drama Achieved from 2020-08-20T14:48:21

The team make a daring and... drama-laden escape. 

Episode 29 - Scrambled Beans from 2020-08-12T13:58:13

The crew find The Bean Scrambler. It scrambles beans. And sometimes it unscrambles them. Also, they create an abomination. 

Episode 28 - Burn One If You Earned One from 2020-08-06T14:10:03

The team break into a moon base.

Episode 27 - Black Lotass from 2020-07-29T15:10:55

Davl gets a cool tattoo and the team enacts another fool proof plan. 

Season 3 Summer Vacation! from 2020-06-25T15:02:27

We'll be back in a couple weeks! Please take this time to prepare yourself to pop off in the second half of season 3. 

Episode 26 - Return of the King (feat. Amie Waters) from 2020-06-18T13:49:26

The fight with Drillhands and co. continues. A family is reunited. 

Episode 25 - Rock You Like a Scorpicaine (feat. Amie Waters) from 2020-06-11T16:17:08

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Episode 24 - Young English (feat. Sam Sykes) from 2020-05-28T13:11:40

The crew learn a very special lesson about doors and Amish craftsmanship. 

Episode 23 - The Mayonnaise Hang Glider from 2020-05-20T15:25:16

The crew throw an impromptu, underground Science Fair.

Episode 22 - Twopelton from 2020-05-14T17:32:36

The crew explores an amusement park parking lot and find a young boy who subsists among the darkness within... 

Episode 21 - Hollow Pluto Theory from 2020-05-07T14:42:42

It's Mee-Mew time. 

Episode 20 - Sass Lad from 2020-04-30T15:34:58

The crew goes antiquing on Pluto. 

Intermission Part 5 from 2020-04-09T16:03:07

Season 2 GM Hadley joins us as we continue our Uncommon Canon discussion. 

Intermission Part 4 from 2020-04-02T21:10:06

We're back with another episode of Uncommon Canon. This time Nick talks about his pick. 

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Intermission Part 3 from 2020-03-26T16:00:33

The intermission'ing continues. 

Intermission Part 2! from 2020-03-19T20:30:07

We're back with another Kevin + Paul conversation! 

Intermission from 2020-03-12T14:56:04

Kevin and Paul Chat for 40 minutes. Pretend Friends Season 3 returns next week!

Episode 19 - RAT32 (feat. Chad Quandt) from 2020-03-04T20:34:17

The crew play a deadly game of Blackjack - will their luck run out?

Episode 18 - Science, Technology, and Mindospheres (feat. Chad Quandt) from 2020-02-26T15:11:30

It's a dress-up episode! The boys tailor up and head for the Sexy Susan. 

Episode 17 - Mother! (feat. Chad Quandt) from 2020-02-19T20:41:32

Time to meet Harrk's maker.

Episode 16 - Sawmills and Dustfarms (feat. Chad Quandt) from 2020-02-12T15:21:17

Harrk returns and things get smash-y.

Episode 15 - Sex Bra Bomb from 2020-02-06T15:43:49

Will IO House finally get it's revenge on Melvin and the Melvinbots? Find out in the caff.

Episode 14 - Back 10 School from 2020-01-30T15:19:21

The crew visits Davl's robo-sons at Bot College.

Episode 13 - The Trials Three from 2020-01-23T17:08:50

Be careful what you Prestige for.

Episode 12 - The Mane Crew from 2020-01-15T19:36:23

The crew goes dungeon diving, encounter a mythological being, and interact with spikes.

Episode 11 - Black Dreamer from 2020-01-08T17:47:51

Killcat awakes from a troubled winter slumber to find Bud in a bad state. 

Episode 10 - Choochmas from 2019-12-26T17:26:58

Merry Choochmas, one and all. May your flair's be sherry and white (wine).

Episode 9 - Mallrats from 2019-12-19T13:58:36

The crew try to cheer Bud up by helping him find love in the most romantic place in the universe - a shopping mall. 

Episode 8 - Smooth Operator from 2019-12-12T19:54:42

The team tries to become space truckers but misfortune turns it into a rescue mission.

Episode 7 - My Dearest Sharona from 2019-12-02T20:15:12

This one is basically the plot of Wild Hogs but in space, you can not argue this it is a fact.

Episode 6 - Davl Battl from 2019-11-26T18:11:02

This one's got motorcycles and clones and psychological trauma.

Episode 5 - The Reverse Purge from 2019-11-19T18:06:30

The crew visit Craigsworld during a sacred holiday. 

Episode 4 - One Last Look from 2019-11-14T19:14:53

Davl, Killcat, and Space learn more about the pins from Lady Fluffmurder. They recruit a surfer retiree named Harold and blast off in the Buick towards their next destination... 

Episode 3 - Uncle Cool Brother from 2019-11-07T01:07:08

The crew tries out parenting. 

Episode 2 - The Ark of the MacGuffin from 2019-10-29T20:35:51

The crew are given a crucial mission, go on a joy ride in their new 20,003 Buick LeSabre, things come to a head, and a hacking job goes... well, it goes exactly how we've come to expect them to ...

Episode 1 - Bottle, Hat, and Glasses from 2019-10-24T14:47:02

We're back, baby!!! The crew unwind after their journey on their favorite vacation asteroid, only to stir up trouble. Did you expect them to have a calm and reasonable time?

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Episode 30 - Phylactery, Finality Part 2 from 2019-05-01T16:38:20

FIN! 

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Episode 29 - Phylactery, Finality Part 1 from 2019-04-25T15:15:30

The team faces down a surprising friend-turned-foe. Also, did they find the spear of destiny? 

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Episode 28 - Ground Hug Day from 2019-04-18T15:00:50

Let the final fight BEGIN!

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Episode 27 - Rocket from the Crypt from 2019-04-04T00:38:15

The team... spelunks? Then they put on a concert that is incredibly rad and the songs and instruments are made out of magic. 

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Episode 26 - Hasta La Fuego from 2019-03-28T15:23:41

There was a fire fight!!! The team tussles with Blood Flubber.

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Episode 25 - Blood Flubber (Feat. Ghost) from 2019-03-21T18:56

The team wakes and bakes some evil.

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Episode 24 - Still Just A Tree In A Cave / Tunnel Tussle / I'll Have What Trees Having from 2019-03-14T00:27:48

Everybody was Dark Cave Fightinnnnnn' 

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Episode 23 - A Band of Gandalfs from 2019-02-27T17:38:53

The city is on fire, and the crew encounters an old "friend".

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Episode 22 - The Bright Day You Left from 2019-02-27T17:33:21

The abuse continues.

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Episode 21 - A Hundred Miles Off from 2019-02-21T23:51:30

Purple guy gets a purple eye.

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Episode 20 - Acceptance from 2018-12-27T17:51:32

Acceptance is the key to kidnapping your enemies and extorting information out of them. 

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Episode 19 - God Provided 'Ssistence from 2018-12-21T01:26:35

Oh we back. The team travels to a "hallway" dimension and meets a Fast Food god.

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Episode 18 - Andre Among Theives from 2018-11-01T17:25:01

Pretend Friends has a posse. 

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Episode 17 - Take my Hand from 2018-10-18T16:58:31

Dark forces surround our heroes, but they get a little help from their friends. 

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Episode 16 - Only Trolls Rush In from 2018-10-12T02:27:34

The team dives deeper into a shady hideout and try to set off booby traps with a hostage. Yea, they're the good guys. 

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Episode 15 - That's Tackby, Baby from 2018-10-04T19:29:33

The team assault a town guard, meet a shady dwarf, and someone falls down the stairs. This simple plan just keeps getting worse.

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Episode 14 - Bridge Over the River Ken from 2018-09-27T14:54:59

This episode has dwarves. So what should you expect? Drinking? Fighting? Delving into character backstories that reveals past atrocities? All correct. 

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Mid-season Q&A from 2018-09-20T21:35

Hadley, Kevin and Paul take listener questions and discuss the art of the Role Play. 

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Episode 13 - Loose Papers from 2018-09-06T22:19:03

The crew take survey after their recent battle, discuss town happenings with the captain of the guard, and run into a familiar face in the tavern. Also, they hug.

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Episode 12 - Jokers Wild from 2018-08-30T17:28:57

Zombies (and jokers) abound as the Half Flagon Inn is beset by a dark necromantic force. 

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Episode 11 - Good Things Come To Those Who Drink from 2018-08-23T15:39:09

Truly, this is the shaggiest dog-est episode of Pretend Friends. 

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Episode 10 - Long Afternoon from 2018-08-16T14:42:20

Get your drinking shoes on - it's a Tindy-sode. 

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Episode 9 - My Chair-y Amour (feat. George Weidman) from 2018-08-08T20:12:41

Someone saved, someone saved, someone saved a life today (it was us). The team delves into a dungeon and practices patience. 

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Episode 8 - Chair and Chair Alike (feat. George Weidman) from 2018-08-02T15:55:13

The team encounter a very honest salesman. 

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Episode 7 - McFancy's from 2018-06-28T16:09:32

When it's late and you GOTTA eat great... never choose McFancy's.

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Episode 6 - Cold Smoothness from 2018-06-21T15:15:24

Boss Battle, Baby!

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Episode 5 - Follow the Calls (feat. Nika Harper) from 2018-06-15T01:58:05

The crew visits the Treekin principal's office, gets waylaid by a bird, and possibly awaken an immortal, dark being. 

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Episode 4 - Ill Met By Moonlight (feat. Nika Harper) from 2018-06-08T15:57:32

The crew meet a dinosaur scholar, and somehow he is still not the weirdest member of this cast (but he comes very close). Introducing Season 2's first guest - Nika Harper! 

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Episode 3 - Die to Die Again from 2018-06-01T01:34

The city of Tackby - like most cities - has quiet, well-manicured suburbs where fine, respectable citizens live. And - like most suburbs - dark, hidden secrets lie hidden among those quiet, well...

Episode 2 - The Keeper and the Peach from 2018-05-24T19:01:36

The team lie to a clergyman, buy some peach jam, and start an impromptu performance art event. 

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Episode 1 - Welcome to Tackby from 2018-05-18T17:02:43

Hadley eases the team into their brand new adventure. Episode includes a character setting themself on fire inside of a bar.

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Episode 0 - Begin Again from 2018-05-10T17:24:13

Hewwo wowld!

Join Paul, Nick, Josh and Kevin as they make new characters alongside guest GM Hadley St. Clair! 

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Season 1 Wrap-up Discussion and Q&A from 2018-05-03T15:18:04

Join Kevin, Paul, Nick and Josh as they rap about their favorite parts of season 1, answer your questions, and discuss Marvel movies/cheese.

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Episode 28 - SEASON 1 FINALE - Saberhead from 2018-04-26T22:32:43

Final Battle - BEGIN! The end of Pretend Friends season 1 is here!

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Episode 27 - Tilt from 2018-04-19T21:20:29

The penultimate episode of Pretend Friends Season 1. The team emerges from their spirit journey with a new found purpose and appreciation of each other. But they are still really big jerks to so...

Episode 26 - Blindspots from 2018-04-12T16:21:22

How I met your murderous "Uncles".

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Episode 25 - I Remember It Differently from 2018-04-05T19:32:34

The Pretend Friends journey the most dangerous place yet... the inside of their own minds.

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Episode 24 - Best Laid Plans from 2018-03-28T15:53:43

Davl continues his search to find parts for his Really Big Cool Gun, Space holds on dearly to a beloved object, Killcat gets drunk.

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Episode 23 - Sickly Ties, Earthly Men from 2018-03-24T15:59:05

The friends return to a deserted planet and re-encounter a familiar and now friendly face. Also, there's vomit.

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Episode 22 - Cybertron 0100 from 2018-03-15T17:49:47

Davl, Space and Killcat travel to the cybernetic planet Cybertron 0100 to find some... replacement parts. Little do they know, they are about to have the date of their lives. 

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Episode 21 - Cephalophore from 2018-03-07T18:09:34

Something wicked lurks on the Alpha Prime. And it didn’t come out of Killcat’s body. 

Episode 20 - Kitnapped from 2018-03-01T19:13:43

The team attempt a kidnapping, Killcat fools around, and Davl loses something very precious.

Episode 19 - WildJack from 2018-02-23T00:49:50

The team gets drunk and join a Kittonian fight club. It's not like a secret one or anything, you can totally join. C'mon! Tell your friends!

Episode 18 - Catch You from 2018-02-15T21:46:16

The team steals a battery and accidentally make an elevator sentient. 

Episode 17 - Distant Bright Lights (feat. Chad Quandt) from 2018-02-08T20:55:15

The finale of the very first Harrk arc - or H'arc. Lord Saberheart arrives in style.

Episode 16 - When You're Here (feat. Chad Quandt) from 2018-02-01T18:44:19

Today, the team gets a part-time job at an Italian joint. Our Special guest Chad Quandt, AKA Harrk, is still in tow!

Episode 15 - Holes (feat. Chad Quandt) from 2018-01-26T03:21:44

The team encounters a bunch of holes. And a very upset bugman named Harrk who is desperate to find his mother. This episode features our second special guest - Chad Quandt!

Episode 14 - One To Let Go from 2018-01-18T23:47:29

On today's episode, Davl learns a little more about his past than he expected. Also, Bud and Space bond over Dad Stuff. 

Episode 13 - A Shot In the Dark from 2018-01-11T16:14:50

Davl, Space, Killcat and Bud encounter their toughest fight yet. Should they try it? He has the high ground! 

Episode 12 - Quig from 2018-01-04T16:57:47

The boys of Space Summer are back in... a totally mysterious place that they have no recollection of visiting? Davl, Space and Killlcat wake to find themselves on a hostile planet with no memory...

Episode 11 - Now or Never (feat. Elspeth Eastman) from 2017-12-21T15:48:24

Janja Hardcasket's first appearance comes to an end not with a bang, but a grr. 

Episode 10 - Halfway There (feat. Elspeth Eastman) from 2017-12-14T15:16:51

Davl, Space and Killcat go on a road trip with their new friend Janja, complete with Bon Jovi singalongs and robbing a convenience store.

Episode 9 - Luck Ain't Enough (feat. Elspeth Eastman) from 2017-12-07T16:57:21

Enter Janja Hardcasket. 

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: Davl, Space and Killcat have their Beach Day cut short by a run in with a growling bounty hunter... and also the theft of their ship. 

Episode 8 - Zahura from 2017-11-29T15:43:25

The Pretend Friends are back in space for another epic encounter with the Empire. 

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: Our heroes encounter a new foe who has uncertain history with a member of their crew...

Episode 7 - Easy Money from 2017-11-22T22:18:19

Our heroes run out of money and have to resort to skullduggery for a quick cash infusion. They also encounter a marital crises. 

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: Davl, Space and Killcat explore the Za...

Episode 6 - Blood and Motor Oil from 2017-11-19T14:35:31

Davl, Killcat and Space take to the skies! The Space skies! 

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: People deal with things in different ways - some with thoughtful insight, some with intimate conversation,...

Episode 5 - A Plane to Catch from 2017-11-09T03:35:09

Davl, Space and Killcat get to know their FEELS.

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: Our heroes learn that riots TRULY are their own reward. 

Episode 4 - Crooked Timber from 2017-11-02T15:38:18

Our heroes learn some new things, but will the lessons stick?

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: Davl, Space and Killcat learn some history and maybe create new life.

Episode 3 - A Flick of the Wrist from 2017-10-26T13:44:54

Our heroes escape a tricky situation only to find themselves in another.

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: The trio has some new friends, but can they work together well enough to survive? Also, they m...

Episode 2 - Rebel Sweetheart from 2017-10-19T16:55:02

Our heroes adventure just got more complicated.

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: Davl, Killcat and Space meet a new character... but are they friend or foe? And where did they get all those fabulous c...

Episode 1 - Destiny's Bus Driver from 2017-10-10T16:18:32

Davl Titor, Space Freely, and Killcat awaken on an intergalactic prison spacebus piloted by a polite but strict robot. How did they get here? Will they escape? Ca...

Episode 0 - Beginnings from 2017-10-10T15:20:50

Paul, Nick, and Josh sit down with Game Master Kevin Cole to learn the rules of Space Kings and create their characters.