Podcasts by Radio 2s Confessions

The Final Confessions Podcast! from 2018-12-28T12:00

Simon and Jo reunite to look back on their favourite Confessions from the show, which include special appearances from Rick Wakeman and Jacqueline Wilson!

Donner’s Dessert Disaster and other tales… from 2018-12-21T14:52

Donner seeks forgiveness in her Christmas fire fiasco ‘I Want Brandy’; Karen confesses her midnight mass story ‘My Girl's Wally Shock’; Gabrielle reveals her shameful church tale ‘Huey Organ’ an...

Zoe’s Hardwood Horror and other tales… from 2018-12-14T15:45

Will you forgive Valerie’s fowl play? Plus a classic Emirates embarrassment revisited.

Wendy’s Dirty Drippinghood and other tales... from 2018-12-07T14:04

Will you forgive Emily's Fiery Fable? Plus a vengeful Confession from the Crypt!

John’s Straw Shambles and other tales… from 2018-11-30T14:29

John’s seeks forgiveness in his straw bale shambles ‘Shake Your Balefeather’; Bruce shares his faux fur prank ‘Hooked on a Screaming’; Jack reveals his sneaky stolen fruit Confession ‘In The Pea...

Craig's French Forgery and other tales... from 2018-11-23T16:35

Will you forgive Elaine's Tracing Tale? Plus a painful Confession from the Crypt!

Mick’s Pesky Parakeet and other tales... from 2018-11-16T15:28

Will you forgive Tony’s toasty tale? Plus a fantastic Confession from the Crypt!

Martin's Cinema Screen Scream and other tales... from 2018-11-09T16:13

Also in this week's podcast,a fancy dress vicar gets a late night fright and in our X-Rated section, a desperate motorist is waylaid on the way to the Ladies...

Eddie’s Meaty Mishap and other tales… from 2018-11-02T13:32

Eddie’s seeks forgiveness in his beefy swap story ‘We’ll Meat Again’; George reveals his beeping bust up confession ‘Don’t Go Braking My Horn’; Johnny shares his spooky tale ‘Leave A Fright On F...

Dan's Grassy Gaffe and other tales... from 2018-10-26T13:15

Will you forgive Dan's mower misstep? Plus a brilliant Confession from The Crypt!

John’s Maternity Mishap and other tales… from 2018-10-19T16:00

John seeks forgiveness in his delivery room disaster ‘See My Baby Dive’; Theo has a sibling shocker with ‘One Way or a Brother’; you’ll need a strong stomach to make it through Jules’ confessio...

Roger’s Farm Fiasco and other tales… from 2018-10-12T14:50

Roger seeks forgiveness in his natural hen-ding story ‘Murder on the Farm Floor’; Bob confesses his waggy dog tale ‘Good Golly Miss Doggy’; Tony reveals his mid-70s gargantuan gatefold yarn ‘Lov...

Liam’s Mountain Mischief and other tales… from 2018-10-05T14:55

Liam seeks forgiveness in his limping leg prank ‘Whine Every Mountain’, Joanna confesses her vandalism tale ‘The Name Of The Blame’ and Paul shares his tasty crumpet Confession ‘I Am, What I Jam...

Olly’s Wagon Wheel Whopper and other tales… from 2018-09-28T14:18

Olly seeks forgiveness in his Wagon Wheel Whopper ‘He’s Quite Heavy He’s My Brother’; Captain A reveals his shocking stag story ‘Too Many Broken Parts’; Deborah tells us her confession ‘Say You,...

Alan’s Naked Naughtiness and other tales… from 2018-09-21T12:35

Alan seeks forgiveness in his swimming pool fiasco ‘I’m In Love with a German Theme Park’; Emma reveals her haunting ‘Woman In Black’ prank in ‘Black & Fright’; Bob shares his naughty motor ...

Classic Confessions Special… from 2018-09-14T10:58

With Jo and Simon off this week. We take a look back at some Classic Confessions from the last few years. In this episode Kim seeks forgiveness for her ‘Billy Goat Gaffe’ story (sadly it’s not ...

Archie’s Architect Confession and other tales… from 2018-09-07T11:59

Archie seeks forgiveness in his fire liar tale - ‘I Didn’t Start The Ire’, Monica shares her dad’s Rock n Roll confession ‘A Hard Day’s Plight’ - which includes one of the legendary Beatles, Nei...

Rebecca’s algeBRA accident and other tales… from 2018-08-31T12:38

Rebecca seeks forgiveness for her classroom catastrophe - ‘Teach Your Children Smell’; Mr C shares his tale ‘Au Pair of Blue Eyes’, and Reverend Graham reveals his cheeky confession ‘Hey Teache...

All New Edinburgh Festival Confessions! from 2018-08-24T14:17

Jo and Simon presented their shows live from Edinburgh this week and hosted live confessions from four comedians performing on The Fringe. Seeking redemption from the panel - and the live studi...

Edinburgh Festival Confessions Special… from 2018-08-17T14:24

Ahead of our week at the Edinburgh Fringe, we’ve dug out some of the best celebrity confessions from our previous shows from the festival over the years. Hear shocking Confessions from the likes...

Holiday Confessions Collection from 2018-08-10T14:38

Unpack this week's podcast of hilarious holiday confessions!

Featuring Ann’s foul bowel story, clumsy Kath’s cycling confession ‘You’ve Placed a Hill in My Heart’, Tom’s cruise confusion,...

2018 Confessions Special from 2018-08-03T13:46

This week's podcast treats you to some of the best 2018 confessions so far! Featuring a Reverend Gary’s sinful story, Katie’s manipulative love triangle, A’s farting grandma confession, Kristy'...

Mac’s bad beer behaviour and other tales… from 2018-07-27T10:47

Can you forgive Mac’s bad beer behaviour in ‘The Beer Man Can’? Hear Noah’s nautical naughtiness in ‘Never Mind The Bad Cox’, Elle’s horticultural horror in ‘Quite Savage Garden’, plus there’s p...

Joan’s Cake Confession and other tales… from 2018-07-20T15:39

Joan seeks forgiveness in ‘Empire Fete of Mind’, M spills his story ‘Sign of the Crimes’ and Kath shares her cycling confession ‘You’ve Placed a Hill in My Heart’, plus you'll hear Anoymous’ sau...

Joseph’s Spice Splatter story and other tales… from 2018-07-13T13:49

Will you forgive Joseph in ‘Spice Up Your Strife’? Davey shares his criminal confession ‘As Long As Cheese Needs Me’, plus you'll hear A Sheepish Booksellers’ sinful story ‘Paperback Fighter’. ...

Nicci's Bleach Blooper and other tales.... from 2018-07-06T14:44

Will you forgive Nicci's bleach blooper in 'I Got Die On Your Arms Tonight'? Wendy finally confesses to her husband in 'Car Wash-ed Up', plus you'll hear Georgie's wedding nightmare in 'Here Stu...

Neil's photo fiasco and other tales... from 2018-06-29T12:30

Will you forgive Neil's photograph fiasco in 'Flash Bang Wallop, What a Picture, What a Photograph'? Jacquline Wilson herself makes a guest appearance in Clare's story 'Jacqueline Wilson Says', ...

Mark's Harry Potter Panic and other tales... from 2018-06-22T11:12

Can you forgive Mark for his literary lapse, Lisa's Duck Discretion, Mr I's Snail Fail, and Danny's Quick Cash scheme? Plus this week ‘Confession From The Crypt’ has a scary movie theme and th...

Kirsty’s Husband Horror and other tales… from 2018-06-15T12:26

Can you forgive Kirsty’s forgetfulness in the sandwich aisle, Brian’s sickly sticky sweet situation, Tom’s Clooney catastrophe and Bob’s book boo-boo? Plus a crossbow is the star of this week’s ...

Mark's Cringeworthy Crisp Conundrum and other tales... from 2018-06-08T12:36

Can you forgive Mark's crispy pickle he found himself in? Plus Britain's Got Talent winner Lost Voice Guy is the star of this week's Confession from the Crypt. There are more stories of shame fr...

Sam’s Clingfilm Catastrophe and other tales… from 2018-06-01T13:32

Can you forgive Sam for her inappropriate use of the kitchen staple? Plus on this week’s podcast you’ll be treated to Pete’s train mishap and Jade’s devastating Dover diversion. Plus, creeping o...

The Freaky Doll Confession and other tales... from 2018-05-25T13:45

In an extended podcast, Simon, Jo and Bobbie hear listeners' shameful secrets. This week's podcast includes Lily's doll dilemma, Bryan's parsnip soup problem, Clara's carpet con and Ben's ferry ...

The Fake Tan Confession and other tales... from 2018-05-18T14:15

In an extended podcast, Simon and Jo are joined by Bobbie to hear listeners' shameful secrets. This week's podcast includes T's fake tan faux-pas, Dave's autograph no-no, Bob the handyman's toil...

A Collection from Crypt... from 2018-05-11T12:53

Jo Whiley joins Simon for this week's podcast, which takes you back to the past with another collection of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring a marathon mix-up, a toilet trainin...

Prankish Paula's Confession and other tales... from 2018-05-04T12:36

This week's podcast includes Prankish Paula's practical joke, Alex's wrong bag win, Nicola's Royal confusion and Red's dinner disaster. Do they deserve your forgiveness?

Nigel joins Simo...

Another Collection from the Crypt... from 2018-04-27T11:08

This week's podcast takes you back to the past with another collection of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring Gloria's knicker dilemma, Lost Voice Guy's Talent Contest fib, Marga...

The 'Stray Knickers' Confession and other tales... from 2018-04-20T11:29

This week's Confession collection features Sophia's knicker nightmare, Jimbo's 'Club Call' conundrum and Hope's hotel hiccup - Do they deserve forgiveness?

There's our regular look at the...

Can I Sick It? (yes you can!) and other tales... from 2018-04-13T12:26

'John', Delilah, SJ and David are all asking for forgiveness in this weeks Confessions Podcast - do they deserve it?

There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where we received ...

A Collection from the Crypt... from 2018-04-06T11:00

This week's podcast treats you to a quadruple of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring a tale of bidet confusion from Twister, a blazer mix up from mum Cath, Rogers ripped trouser ...

The Van Kleist Confession and other tales... from 2018-03-30T13:37

Miss Mills, Diane and Major Q are all asking for forgiveness in this weeks Confessions Podcast - do they deserve it?

There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where Brother Matt...

The Cornflake Cleavage Confession and other tales... from 2018-03-23T13:41

Do listeners Baz, Kiri, Amanda and Shane deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit?

In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, wher...

The Haggis Hunting Confession and other tales… from 2018-03-16T12:57

Do listeners M, Claire, Fast Eddie and David deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board where w...

I'm Up All Night To Get Clucky and other tales..... from 2018-03-09T14:11

Do listeners Dr Simon G, Brian, Finnula and Carol deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit?

In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Bo...

A 19th Century Love Triangle Confession and other tales... from 2018-03-02T13:57

Do listeners Roger, Janet, Andy and Robert deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit?

In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, wh...

The Farting Grandma Confession and other tales... from 2018-02-23T13:48

Will you forgive listeners 'A', Simon the Pie-man, Barry and Ken Fry who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at the Parish Notice Board, liste...

PC Pig Noise's Confession ‘Play that funky Moooosic’ and other tales... from 2018-02-16T13:09

Will you forgive listeners Mr T, Loopy Lou, PC Pig Noise and Craig who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Boa...

Jilted John’s ‘Under my carbaretta Etta Etta eh eh’ and other tales... from 2018-02-09T12:38

Will you forgive listeners Gloria, H the reformed banker, Mary and Jilted John who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board,...

Mila's 'Let's face the music and FRANCE' and other tales.... from 2018-02-02T12:48

Will you forgive listeners Mila, Lanky Franky, Martin the Karete Kid and Terri who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board,...

Andrew's 'Good Golly This Trolley' and other tales... from 2018-01-26T13:39

Will you forgive listeners Andrew, Mick, Sam and Adrian who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the...

Katie's shocking 'Love Triangle' Confessions and other tales... from 2018-01-19T12:56

Will you forgive listeners Katie, Sarah, Aaron and Jack who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? Simon address the HUGE notice that is talking over the Parish Notic...

Heidi's ‘Not OK Computer’ and other tales... from 2018-01-12T12:54

Will you forgive listeners Heidi, Beatrice and Polly who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to ...

Gary's 'Scout To The Top' and other tales... from 2018-01-05T12:24

This week we start the New Year with a brand new batch of Confessions. The confessions include a Police predicament, a canine calling card and piano teacher's hair-raising trip. We take a look a...

BEST OF 2017 from 2017-12-29T10:24

The most toe curling, unforgivable and just all round brilliant Confessions of this year! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confes...

Kevin's ‘There Must Be An Angel’ Confession and other tales... from 2017-12-22T13:42

This week we continue our Christmas theme with four more festive delights for your ears and we've saved the most shocking Christmas Confession from the Crypt till last! The confessions include a...

‘I’ll BAKE care of you’ and other tales…. from 2017-12-15T14:40

This week we step into Christmas with four festival tales including a stomaching turning baking tale, an organ players revenge, a maternity choir and a doorbell prank. We take a look at the ite...

‘Every Day I Wipe the Book’ and other tales... from 2017-12-08T12:50

This week's tales includes a library CAT-astrophe, nativity play revenge, a cunning caretaker and an early morning run with a difference. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, ...

‘Landing Of Confusion’ and other tales…. from 2017-12-01T12:56

This week's tales includes school rivalry, truancy travels, a date disaster and CV calamity. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the co...

"Canal Help You?" and other tales... from 2017-11-24T13:46

This week's tales include a ghastly gate, hazardous helpfulness, a disastrous (first) date and a trying teacher. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the...

Brassed Off's 'Fishy Fable' and other tales... from 2017-11-17T14:37

This week's tales includes a fishy prank, Subbuteo sibling rivalry, a toddler tornado and a locked bus dilemma. We have another browse of the Parish Notice Board, a listen to some of the best re...

Stephen's 'Electrifying Exposé' and other tales... from 2017-11-10T13:56

This week's tales includes a blackout blunder, a solar panel saga, a visit from the fun police and a hard to please mother. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Bobbie questions how many...

Rory's 'Pant Wetting' Confession and other tales... from 2017-11-03T13:51

This week's tales includes triplet tomfoolery, a funeral faux pas, a green fingered failure and a new teachers travesty. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon teases Matt and Bobbie...

'Nipple to Knee' Confession and other tales... from 2017-10-27T13:08

This week's tales include singing potatoes, a parental predicament in the 'Big Smoke', a cuttingly careless nurse and some child labour levity. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon...

The Décolletage Dilemma and other tales…. from 2017-10-20T11:43

This week's tales include a priest in a predicament, a brazen baking bribe, assembly antics, and a retail return ruse. Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and the w...

Lindsay's Makeup Mishap and other tales... from 2017-10-13T13:08

This week's tales include a makeup mishap, a washing machine catastrophe, some blessed beads and someone seeking forgiveness for something YET to happen. Simon gives us a flavour of the 'Blackl...

Marie's Invented Infidelity and other tales... from 2017-10-06T12:01

This week's tales include a phonebox prank, a Radio 1 roadshow rascal, a wedding cake family feud and a proposal that goes very, very wrong. Simon continues to give us a summary of the 'Blacklis...

The Confession that needed a MEGAPHONE and other tales…. from 2017-09-29T12:47

This week’s tales include a talking car in need of ice cream, a forklift faux pas, a dam disaster, and a Grandad leaving on a jet plane. Simon has fun with a megaphone found in the ever-growing ...

Mr Happy VS The Wasp and other tales.... from 2017-09-22T11:58

This week's tales include a headless man, a hibernating wasp which causes pandemonium to Mr Happy, funeral cortege chaos and a glitter cannon explosion. Simon continues the ‘Rollcall of Shame’ f...

Marcus’ Mortuary Misdemeanour and other tales… from 2017-09-15T11:56

Marcus, Therese, Dave and Sara are seeking forgiveness this week for their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception. Simon gives us a summary of the ‘Blacklisted Tales’ that just weren't suitab...

Joseph's Danger Zone Deception and other tales... from 2017-09-08T13:46

Joseph, Andy, Steve and 'The Nightmare Student from Birmingham' are the ones seeking penitence this week for their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception. Plus Simon gives us a flavour of som...

Sidney's Car Wash Calamity and other tales... from 2017-09-01T10:54

Will you forgive listeners Sidney, Mandy and Neil who are all seeking penitence for their tales of debauchery and deceit? Plus Simon reads out some more titles of Confessions that were just not ...

Tracy's Sinister Sat-Nav and other tales... from 2017-08-25T10:40

Will you forgive Tracy's caffeine-induced misdemeanour? The Spice Girls are this week's Classic Confession, plus listeners Malcolm, Urchin 1 and Peter are seeking penitence for their tales of d...

Knockin' On Kevin's Door and other tales... from 2017-07-14T11:00

Including a penicillin pickle, an injured inmate, a Home Alone homage and tummy troubles