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#192 Lobster Madness feat. Fangs For The Memories from 2022-02-17T11:48
Giddy up gang it's Tote Time! And this week we're joined by Leslie and Kayte from the Fangs For The Memories podcast! And so we talk Buffy, two particularly heinous date storie...
#191 Radio Free Dote Bag feat. Bryn Nieboer from 2022-02-10T10:59
Goddamn folks I had like a sleepless headache for this one and it shows! Immediately! But thru the power of teamwork we beat this thing. And we're backed up by our guest this w...
#190 Metaphorical Bandanas feat. Katie Rose Leon from 2022-02-03T11:53
RFTBKRL folks! We're excited to have America's Sweetheart herself Katie Rose Leon back with us to answer your Qs! It's bandana time, then we catch up with Katie, and then we an...
#189 Condemnation Arc feat. Molly Corn from 2022-01-27T09:58
Foooooooolks it's your RFTB for the week and we're excited to have friend of the show and midwife Molly Corn with us! We talk hydroceles, midwifery, and an embarassing dating s...
#188 Twin Fear feat. @doinkpatrol from 2022-01-20T11:38
Good morning, Sunday morning! Actually it's Thursday but we can pretend. Ho ho! Hilarious jokes aside we're excited this week to have @doinkpatrol joining us! We talk to Doink ...
#187 It Means You Can Never Have Fun Again feat. Anders Lee from 2022-01-13T11:11
Folks! We continue on this runaway minecart we call 2022 and this week we've got Anders Lee here joining us again! We catch up with Anders, talk fizzy beverages, and then hit a...
After Dark #58 Preview from 2022-01-06T14:11
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#186 Gender Reveal 2: Gender Harder feat. Korla from 2022-01-06T11:01
Giddy up gang, new year new me! Dono comin out as Enby on this one and we have friend of the show and partner of the Audrey here to celebrate, it's Korla! So we talk about that...
#185 RFTB Christmas Spectacular 2021 feat. Daddy from 2021-12-25T07:16
Merry Christmas, happy holidays and all that! This is placeholder text!
#184 The Slunk Noise feat. Alex Ptak from 2021-12-16T11:30
Golly gee it's a brand new week of RFTB! That's kind of a rhyme! And we've got Alex Ptak back with us this week to update us on his facial hair growth and help us navigate the ...
#183 This Is The Story Of A... Car! feat. Nate @vrunt from 2021-12-09T11:49
Folks! We've got Nate aka @vrunt with us this week to answer your queries and goddamn it's a wide range this week! Nate tells us about his Twitter times, a good ol embarassing ...
#182 Enemy Of The Show: Milk feat. Fredo Fabrucci from 2021-12-02T11:59
Folks, a story arc almost a year in the making has come to its end! Cause we're joined this week by the gentleman kong himself, Fredo Fabrucci! We talk about how we got her and...
#181 Walk A Mile In That Titty's Shoes feat. Mark Adkins from 2021-11-25T18:43
My good baggers, I present to you a turkey day treat. It's the return of our beloved friend Mark Adkins! We discuss medical kink, what happens when an animal is hogtied, tiddi...
#180 Angry Swinger Club Reviews feat. Bryan Quinby from 2021-11-18T12:22
Howdy gang we're very excited this week on account of we've got Bryan Quinby from Street Fight back with us! We discuss Bryan's series Hedo Bryan unleashed before gettin into y...
#180 Pilot-Passing feat. Left At London from 2021-11-12T12:34
Foooooolks it's an extended episode and so I have extended the word folks. And we're extra excited because we've got Nat Puff aka Left at London with us! We talk to Nat about her music, her time on...
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#179 Pilot-Passing feat. Left At London from 2021-11-12T12:34
Foooooolks it's an extended episode and so I have extended the word folks. And we're extra excited because we've got Nat Puff aka Left at London with us! We talk to Nat about h...
#179 This Shirt Gave Me Head feat. Aaron Thorpe from 2021-11-04T09:47
It's RFTB! We're here! And Aaron Thorpe from the Trillbillies is back with us which we are very excited about on account of he's great. We chat about mental health and the dating world before getti...
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#178 This Shirt Gave Me Head feat. Aaron Thorpe from 2021-11-04T09:47
It's RFTB! We're here! And Aaron Thorpe from the Trillbillies is back with us which we are very excited about on account of he's great. We chat about mental health and the dati...
After Dark #49 Preview from 2021-11-03T20:47
How is it possible that you are being the sub when you're boning someone with a horse dildo?
#177 Depresso Spooktacular 2K21 from 2021-10-28T11:41
WooooOOOOOooooo spooky noises wooooo it's goddamn halloweekend folks and we're recovering from seasonal depression AND regular depression as it seems like many of y'all are! Bu...
RFTB After Dark #47 preview from 2021-10-22T15:02
Did you steal those coasters? If you did, and you return them, I won't be mad, just disappointed.Join us at Patreon.com/rftb for FOUR (4) bonus episodes every month!
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#176 The French feat. Kenice Mobley from 2021-10-22T11:48
What's good my totefolk, we're back at you again with another banger of an episode, this time featuring Kenice Mobley of the Love About Town podcast!We discuss a terrible date ...
#175 Depression Dubs feat. Maria Guido from 2021-10-14T11:46
Howdy gang, we're very excited this week because we have social worker, former podcaster, and all-around good-ass person Maria Guido with us! We talk about Maria's work, our ow...
#174 All-Girls Catholic Pirate Ship feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz from 2021-10-07T11:46
Yarr mateys, we're stoked this week to have comedian and Hard Drive Magazine editor-in-chief Jeremy Kaplowitz with us! We talk Mario, an extremely 2011 relationship story, and ...
#173 Gump Style feat. James J Asher from 2021-09-30T11:14
Welcome back to RFTB where my tongue is still too big for my mouth! Also we have Youtuber/podcaster James J Asher with us! James tells us a good ol embarassing dating story bef...
#172 Girlie Time feat. Girls Like Us from 2021-09-23T11:00
RFTB x GLU time, we've got Frannie and Sophie back with us! We talk trainblasting and being accosted by president facts before hitting the ol question trail:
Getting ...
#171 Fear Is The Boner Killer feat. Garrett Geilenfeldt from 2021-09-16T11:44
This week! Renaissance fair compadre of Audrey and owner of the Black Box Improv Theater in Dayton, it's Garrett Geilenfeldt! And so we're discussing performance, improv, and c...
#170 Hi Question Asker!! from 2021-09-09T11:23
Welcome aboard Tote Pirates it's another week on the seven seas of relationships and golly gee we sure are swashbucklin! We discuss our v fun weekend together and then we answe...
RFTB After Dark 40 Preview from 2021-09-02T15:58
I may have misused the term sex tourism in this one.
#169 Sustainable Horniness feat. Aiden Arata from 2021-09-02T11:07
It's Tote Bag Thursday folks! It is, I just declared it! And we're celebrating by having friend of the show Aiden Arata back in the booth. Aiden tells us about low key becoming...
#168 Leaf Blowers: You'll Never Have To Sweep Again! feat. Rory Blank from 2021-08-26T11:30
It's RFTB! Where this week cartoonist Rory Blank returns to teach you how to clean your home with record speed using just a common household appliance! Also there's many questi...
After Dark #38 Preview from 2021-08-19T14:37
Don't go through your partner's phone and don't torture people.For access to this episode and our back catalog of bonus episodes, head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB$5/month = 4 b...
#167 She's The One With The Greasy Touch! from 2021-08-19T11:30
DRY FOLKS DRY FOLKS buckle tf in gang, we're like Jeb Bush on adderall in here! Whatever that means, it's been a long day. But we have many of question and we're amped to get i...
After Dark #37 Preview from 2021-08-12T11:43
For access to our Radio Free Tote Bag After Dark series, head on over to Patreon.com/rftb$5 a month gets a bonus episode every week and access to all previous bonus episodes! <...
#166 Gender Reveal Party feat. Korla from 2021-08-12T11:43
It's Audrey motherfuckers! And we're celebratin with friend of the show Korla and a whole big question box. We talk transitions and Audrey's experience over the past few months...
#165 Is There No Sauce Without Secrets?? feat. Andrew Hillary from 2021-08-05T11:26
Gather round the podfire gang, cause this week we're joined by Andrew Hillary from the Worst Week Yet podcast! And he comes prepared with an embarassing tale of shooting his sh...
#164 Back And Stronger Than Ever! feat. Kath Barbadoro from 2021-07-29T11:45
Holy shit it is good to be back in the BOOTH! Arthur is doing much better, Dono escaped Florida, and we're very excited to have comedian Kath Barbadoro with us! We discuss Flor...
#163 The Joy of Rustling feat. Jesse Farrar from 2021-07-15T11:13
What's poppin' Totebaggers? It's RFTB once again with special guest Jesse Farrar of the Go Off Kings Twitch stream as well as the podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks!
Marvel as...
#162 Loose Swords Hangin Everywhere feat. Liam Anderson from 2021-07-08T18:10
Yay pod time! Returning to the show is one of our favorite guests, Liam Anderson from Where There's Your Problem and Lions Led By Donkeys! Liam brings us a whole new embarassin...
#161 No More Hubs! feat. Jeff Barrois from 2021-07-01T11:21
RIP Johnny Mac, bless up, and welcome to this week's RFTB where we're tackling the recent news with this week's guest Jeff Barrois from Good Morning Comrade!
We discuss our...
#160 The Ol Pleasure Handshake feat. Brett Payne from 2021-06-24T11:00
Howdy folks, this week we’re stoked to have Brett Payne from Street Fight Radio back on the show! We talk about Brett’s last appearance and where he’s at now after his divorce,...
#159 Breakups Are Hard, Gang from 2021-06-19T14:00
FOLKS delayed ep due to breakup, we talk about that and take a bunch of listener questions! It is now Saturday at 730pm and I am grillin n chillin so this is the description fo...
Radio Free Tote Bag Episode 158 from 2021-06-10T22:00
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#158 Our Language Is Older Than Your Dumb Italian Letters feat. Ciarán Dold from 2021-06-10T22:00
Folkkkkskssssss comin to you late this week but we are stoked to have Ciarán Dold with us from the Corner Späti podcast! But what is a corner späti you ask? We learn about this...
Bonus Show: Donovan Chats With Natural History Youtuber E.D.G.E. from 2021-06-04T02:00
Howdy folks, Donovan here and this is a bonus show I did interviewing one of my favorite youtube creators, E.D.G.E.! I'm planning on putting these out periodically where I chat...
#157 THERE WAS NOT MOANING IN THIS VIDEO feat. Alexander Edward from 2021-06-03T11:02
Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have Minion Death Cult's Alexander Edward with us! We love MDC and we've been stoked for this one. Alex tells us about some bad dating t...
#156 Thank You For The Question Barrage from 2021-05-27T11:00
Hey here at the top if you sent in a question a month ago that we missed we get to it here!
Ok hey again it's dry folks this week and we are laser focused because we ...
#155 Comedy, Anthropology, And Crab Relationships feat. Luisa Díez from 2021-05-20T11:00
We are extremely stoked this week because comedy anthropologist and host of Why You Mad Luisa Díez is with us! Luisa tells us about her experience studying anthropology and loo...
#154 Getting Called An Uncouth Ruffian feat. Milo Edwards from 2021-05-13T11:00
Happy Mother's Day morning from RFTB where we're joined by Milo Edwards who has just come in from a date! We talk to Milo about his podcasts, Trashfuture and Masters of Our Dom...
#153 I've Been Doxxed Like 100 Times feat. Jake Flores from 2021-05-06T11:00
Blackmail tales, this week on RFTB! Cause somebody tried to blackmail Jake and it turns out something similar happened to Arthur so we're talkin bout it! Plus some good date st...
#152 A Complex Web Of Weeb Stuff from 2021-04-29T11:00
Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have just come off guesting on Ballin Out Super and having our minds melted by the inscrutable abomination that is Tenchi Muyo. This is ...
#151 Can I Get Like A Whole Carrot On The Side? feat. Tony Boswell from 2021-04-22T11:00
Folks! We are very excited this week to have Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult on the show with us! Tony explains the meaning of MDC, tells us about running into friends on a...
#150 Basketball Shorts BF from 2021-04-15T11:00
Holy shit 150 main feed episodes! And what better way to celebrate the big 1-5-0 by forgetting to mention it until you write the description
#149 One Guy One Pair Of Pants feat. Vic Berger from 2021-04-08T11:00
It's Radio Free Tote Bag and Vic Berger is our guest this week and we are stokeddd! We discuss Vic's surreal video edits, Steve Harvey, Bakker Buckets, an unfortunate dating ex...
#148 I Have No Grabbers And I Must Smush from 2021-04-01T11:00
GRABBER SMUSH! You got it? Hope not, cause it's pretty gnarly. Hi listeners it's me, the RFTB episode description and I'm very excited to tell you that we have a full question ...
#147 Five Nuggets For Five Fingers feat. Daddy from 2021-03-25T11:00
Yee haw I am become covid gtfo my way amirite hey there! Welcome to this week's Radio Free Tote Bag where Daddy is indeed home. Yes our good friend Dylan is back to help us ans...
#146 I Just Wanna Vibe And Be Vaguely Beloved feat. Aidenarata from 2021-03-18T05:47
You're gonna hear a lot of the coconut gun I'm just gonna warn you up front. Arthur is truly drunk with power.
Hey! Welcome! It's Radio Free Tote Bag and this week we'...
#145 Sorry I Just Got Too Powerful feat. Katie Rose Leon from 2021-03-11T21:56:06
Anime! DBZ! Things Donovan doesn't know much about cause he was a Cool Bird Kid not a friggin weeeeeb. But fear not, our guest this week is Katie Rose Leon from Ballin Out Supe...
#144 Defenders Of The Handy feat. Liam Anderson from 2021-03-04T12:00
This week on RFTB: It's Liam Anderson from Well There's Your Probem Podcast! We talk to Liam about his experience with dating and relationships, a brush with a hero while in hi...
#143 Set Bags To Tote! feat. The Star Trek Communist from 2021-02-25T20:34:30
Hey folks it's me, Dono! I want this description to have Star Trek references and such but I've literally never seen it so I got nothin. I had to ask Arthur for the title! So p...
#142 Gluing The Scab Back On from 2021-02-18T12:00
Third week in Frostland ballin out in my one bedroom lfg! Hi there folks and welcome to this week's RFTB where Dono says "two ships in the night" a whole bunch again. We also a...
#74 NO ? MORE ? BACKGROUND ? NOISE ? from 2021-02-16T19:58:34.789047
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#141 Would You Motorboat Some Abs Tho? from 2021-02-11T07:00
My first winter in Chicago has the coldest February of all time and golly gee we're feelin the cabin fever! But I'm staying warm thru this show, dear listener, every listen is ...
#140 Hot Gang Rise Up! feat. Aaron Thorpe from 2021-02-05T12:00
Heyoooo it's fucking 5 degrees in Chicago while I'm writing this and we got a little delayed but we're very excited to have Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies and A Time of Monst...
#139 Pussy In The Fourth Dimension feat. Mark Adkins and Martha Gillispie from 2021-01-28T12:00
Hey uh apparently milk comes out of the areolas, can anyone confirm? Oh hi! Sorry, I didn't see you there! Why it's me, Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag! And I'm here with a ne...
# 138 RFTB Live! (Can I Get A Dub In The Chat?) from 2021-01-21T12:00
We decided to stream for the first time while we were both exhaused. Idk why, prolly not the ideal time, but hey it turned out alright!
[Join our Discord here!](https:...
#137 Roughly 30-40 Thongs For Your Feral Hog from 2021-01-14T03:06:33
Yeeeeehaw we're on a better platform for recording! The downside to this is that Donovan got his greasy little mitts on a soundboard function. That being said, he shows conside...
#136 Edging With An Open Heart feat. John F. O'Donnell from 2021-01-07T12:00
Jesus christ how bout that chud invasion? This is dropping the next day and I know folks are rattled. But jesus christ we were dying recording this and I hope it brings you som...
#135 I'm Suave Off Mic feat. Anders Lee from 2020-12-31T12:00
The friggin superhero glove is complete folks! Anders Lee from Pod Damn America and Redacted Tonight is here with us to discuss (how bad) doing stand up in front of a date, the...
#134 RFTB Holiday Extravaganza 2020 feat. Daddy from 2020-12-25T07:00
HO HO HO MERRY XMAS, XMAS MORNING! Coming at you a day late because Arthur had to go through Ultra Retail Hell because our government refuses to effectively address a pandemic!...
#133 Sexsomnia, The Ick, And Minds, Man feat. Megan @MemeVVitch from 2020-12-17T12:00
Yeehaw we're gettin scientific in here because we have genuine Ultra PhD Megan with us, a clinical psychologist currently working on her dissertation. We hear about Megan's res...
#132 Sad Gamer Boyz For $3 At Patreon.com/RFTB from 2020-12-10T12:00
Eyyy the title is a Patreon plug how funny is that? Classic. How's it goin folks, we hope you're doing well cause it's just us two sad gamer boyz this week, back to basics, and...
#131 Try Getting Buff feat. Alex Ptak from 2020-12-03T07:00
YAWWWWW howdy folks it's RFTB now featuring the comedic stylings and goblin impressions of Alex Ptak from Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super! We talk to Alex about his podca...
#130 Haikus To Cure Your S.A.D. feat. Kumars Salehi from 2020-11-26T12:00
Howdy folks it's thanksgiving and what better to be thankful for than a new hour of our lush, sultry tones. Like creamy mashed potatoes we are here to be pretty solid!
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#129 Is This Women's Empowerment Fantasy? from 2020-11-19T12:00
Hey answer the Partner Poop Poll on our twitter, @rftbpod bc I'm trying to be a cool twitter guy. eh look at me i type in all lowercase and I am aloof. Nailed it.
Ok s...
#128 Take The Pancakes And Run feat. Ashante Herring from 2020-11-12T12:00
Heyoooo welcome to the new(?) slightly improved world. We voted out Trump. We voted out COVID. But when are we gonna vote in this vaccine?? God knows, but w have a vaccine for ...
#127 Buy A Butt Plug And Read Up On Stoicism from 2020-11-05T12:00
Jesus fucking christ how long is this Tuesday right now? God only knows. We certainly don't. But we do know how to answer these questions and we're going to do just that.
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#126 I'm In A Polycule With A Motorola What Is This? feat. Robyn Manning from 2020-10-29T11:00
Happy spooky week gang, we're back and we're here with health and sexuality educator Robyn Manning! She brings some great expertise on facilitating healthy relationship dynamic...
#125 WTF Are You Talking About Daddy? feat. The Bellowing Pines from 2020-10-22T11:00
Live from the Thunderdome it's RFTB! We're here with returning guests Brooke and Xavier of The Bellowing Pines to answer your dating questions and talk about their good ass tun...
#124 MEDIUM KING from 2020-10-15T11:00
Heyo, sorry we're late, had to take our opener Jack to the airport. God he was funny you're gonna love him. Just an all around great guy. Anyways hey we're back with a new ep, ...
[UNLOCKED] RFTB AFTER DARK #5 feat. Kyler Jae from 2020-10-14T21:57:12
Bonus time folks! Kyler joins us this week as we do our own Want Will Won't lists on the wheel of paraphilia, talk Kyler's COVID shame, and are hit by another Buzzfeed Quiz Swa...
#123 Going Dutch At Checker's feat. Aidenarata from 2020-10-08T11:00
Artist and writer Aiden Arata is with us in the RFTB ~cyberstudio~ to discuss memes, art, the failures of capitalism, and also some relationship and dating type stuff! We're ve...
#122 BOOM. FIXED! MARRIAGE. SOLVED! PANTIES. ENCRUSTED! from 2020-10-01T11:00
Welcome everyone, to our personal gauntlet. Dono got 4 hours of sleep and Arthur is actively having visual disturbances from a migraine while we record. Arthur demanded we cont...
#121 The Clique: 9/11 Connection feat. Frannie And Sophie From Girls Like Us Podcast from 2020-09-24T11:00
It's a crossover episode gang, we're hangin with Frannie and Sophie from Girls Like Us podcast to discuss The Clique, relationships, dating, dump-truck man asses, and 9/11. Our...
#120 Boobs Doesn't Attract Me Anymore from 2020-09-17T11:00
FOOOOLLLKKKSSSS we're back! MEN ON MISSION!!! Dono's back from LA, Arthur's got the power sweater on, and we're ready to save some babie.
It's just the boys today, and...
#119 Cleaning Up On JDate feat. Kenzo Shibata from 2020-09-11T20:40
Howdy gang, we're a little late but stoked about this one! Our guest this week is teacher, activist, and podcaster Kenzo Shibata from the Class Time pod! We talk about how the ...
#118 Premeditated Amish Phone Sex feat. Rory Blank from 2020-09-03T11:00
Holy shit we got a lot of listens this week, so if you're new here thanks for checking us out! And you picked a good time, because we're stoked to have cartoonist/wrestler Rory...
#117 Nu Metal Love Song feat. Bryan Quinby from 2020-08-27T11:00
Heeeeyyyyy! we are extra stoked to have the other half of Street Fight Radio, Bryan Quinby, on the show this week! We talk about his experience creating Street Fight, winning t...
#116 Sexy Jackbox Party Pack And The Death Grip(s) from 2020-08-20T11:00
Howdy gang, The Bag is Back™ for a new week of cat stories and love questions. We talk "sexy game nights", an /r/sex poll, the ol' fishy smell, squirting assistance, and much, ...
#115 f e e t feat. Feet from 2020-08-13T08:30
Arthur woke up from a 3 hour depression nap and jumped right into the skype call so that gets a little weird for a while but Donovan got a new trash can.
The real take...
#114 Butt Stuff: A Shark Week Tradition from 2020-08-06T11:00
Wooooo we took a week off and now things are way different! Donovan's in the big city and Arthur's not drinking anymore cause quar is fuckin with us. But hey this is truly and ...
#113 Surely They Will Look At The Ass! from 2020-07-23T11:00
Whatup Tote Gang, we're goofin' hard on this episode. Sometimes you just need the goof, ya know? We've got some great questions this week though, like how to get better at dirt...
#112 In Which Luigi Gives Good Hat from 2020-07-19T11:00
So fun fact, Arthur and Dono have air for memory-brains and forgot to post this episode after we recorded it five days ago. BUT hey we were here all along and we've got a great...
#110 Kiss Edging feat. Mark Adkins of Pocket Monster Radio from 2020-07-02T11:00
AY! YOU! Fuck TERFs fuck cops it's Radio Free Tote Bag! And we're glad you're here. Unless your name is J.K.
This week we've got Mark Adkins, host of Pocket Monster Ra...
#109 Dads feat. Dads from 2020-06-25T05:00
Dads
Nah jk here's a real description: Dads! They're here! With us! Yes as a father's day special we pulled some strings, paid some appearance fees and got DonoDad and...
#108 Rabio Freeb Oat Bag feat. Daddy (The Threepeat) from 2020-06-18T11:00
Folks!
This week Dylan aka Daddy aka Big Daddy Threepeat joins Arthur live in the studio for a Donovanless episode.
Troop barbecue, online dads, chlamydia med...
#107 Please Don't With The Facial Acting feat. Kyler Jae from 2020-06-11T11:00
Howdy folks, this week we've got friend of the show Kyler Jae joining from LA (hey that rhymed)! Kyler talks about his experience the past week in the LA BLM protests, his rela...
Eight Minutes, Forty-Six Seconds from 2020-06-05T11:00
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#106 If The Chunky FILA Fits feat. Caroline Shumate of Stasney Mav and Clinton John from 2020-05-29T05:00
THIS WEEK, returning to the show, one of our favs, Caroline Shumate of Stasney Mav and joining us for the first time, her frequent collaborator and fellow musician Clinton John...
#105 The Yellow Rose of Toteland from 2020-05-21T13:00
Yeehaw! Our friend and yours, superfan Ryan joins us on the pod to discuss a truly heinous question regarding home-made porn, as well as other questions that didn't turn out to be kind of a bummer!...
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#105 The Yellow Rose of Toteland feat. Taco_Lel from 2020-05-21T11:00
Yeehaw! Our friend and yours, superfan Ryan joins us on the pod to discuss a truly heinous question regarding home-made porn, as well as other questions that didn't turn out to...
#104 Radio Free Street Fight Radio feat. Brett Payne from 2020-05-14T11:00
Tote Gang we are very excited that we finally have one half of Street Fight Radio on the show, it's fellow Ohioan Brett Payne! We ask Brett questions about his show, his relati...
#103 THICK AND PLENTIFUL feat. Jake Flores from 2020-05-07T08:00
Welcome, denizens of the Roni Wastelands! It's RFTB time and this week we have comedian Jake Flores, host of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad, with us to soothe your broken hea...
#101 John Fucking McAfee feat. John and Janice McAfee from 2020-04-23T11:00:51
FOLKSSSS Dono is back in action! And by some bizarre twist of fate, our guests this week are John McAfee and his wife Janice. This is pretty strictly an interview episode. We a...
#100 Hundred Episode Clip Show!! from 2020-04-16T11:00:47
Blast off a celebratory airhorn because it's episode 100!
Arthur guides you on this trip down memory lane, sharing some of the best moments of RFTB episodes past, with...
#99 I Miss The Outside Times from 2020-04-09T11:00:09
Howdy folks, we talk COVID and Crossing (of animals). Also relationships. I'm half asleep right now so I'm killin the description here.
Hey as Arthur said NEXT WEEK we...
#98 Fun Sexy Treasures feat. Savannah White from 2020-04-02T11:00:33
Yeehaw my Q-tine gang it's RFTB! We had technical issues that killed the episode last week but we're back again with friend of the show Savvy White! We discuss how the quaranti...
Radio Free Bonus Bag #1 feat. Savannah White from 2020-03-25T05:30:15
Arthur and Savannah and nobody else talk about buttplugs and isolation.
Please seek out Modeselektor for their track Dancing Box feat. TTC which provides us the groove...
#97 Eugene! feat. Hershel Nardini from 2020-03-19T11:00:04
Hershel Nardini, creator of Eugene! and also our logo joins us in a secure location to discuss his process and also Arthur's hairline. Relationship questions are answered.
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#96 Everything IS Terrible feat. Commodore Gilgamesh from 2020-03-12T11:00:57
We are absolutely stoked this week to have Commodore Gilgamesh, creator of Everything is Terrible, in studio! We discuss the genesis of EIT and then run some listener questions...
#95 Gloves N' Glover from 2020-03-05T12:00:40
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We're back bb! Here what we've got:
- Dono is less depressed! And moving to Chicago.
- GF is too young to buy Juul pods and want...
#94 Mike Bloomberg For The Minecraft Guillotine from 2020-02-20T12:00:34
The Minecraft Revolutionary Guard welcomes you to another episode of Radio Free Tote Bag!
Dono is on some weird energy and Arthur is just tryna keep up. We fire up the...
#93 Oh God, Relationships! feat. Simon Hanselmann from 2020-02-13T12:00:42
Join us in welcoming internationally renowned comics artist Simon Hanselmann!
We talk Megg, Mogg and Owl and beat our traditional relationship question drum. We even d...
#92 Radio Free Scrote Bag from 2020-02-06T12:00:04
Big Bag Energy 2020, folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and we're back from the dead! Well, almost, Arthur is on death's door but clinging to life for the sake of all of your love...
#91 Big Date Energy from 2020-01-23T12:00:40
Arthur went on a date and it was fkn cool. Donovan went to therapy and that was fkn cool too.
Spark up a sativa and go for the brrt brrt before we skrrt skrrt to the s...
#90 You're Really Good at Communicating... MMMMM from 2020-01-16T12:00:04
What's good in the Tote hood?
In this one we talk dirty as well as talk shit.
Hey so, just be the one who buys the rubber bands. Y'kno?
#88 Merciful Chrimbus from 2019-12-25T12:00:33
Merry Christmas everyone!
Horses do not have feet.
#86 My Homies Stay Plugged from 2019-12-12T12:00:15
Good afternoon, good evening, good whenever tf you're listening to this! Here's what we got for ya this week:
- Fiance seems to be getting into phone sex in a VR chat ...
#85 The Roommate Fuck from 2019-12-07T12:00:08
Let's get right to it, Arthur's dry spell is BROKEN! So whatever the opposite of pouring one out is, do that, because we're celebrating. Maybe we throw a musical number in ther...
#84 Turkey Day 2k19 from 2019-11-28T09:24:58
What’s really good, Tote Gang?
We talk Turkey Day plans and also vitamin D deficiency. Also, Catholic pick-up lines. We contemplate the joyful mystery of a partner smi...
#83 Great Vengeance And Furious Anger from 2019-11-14T22:30:27
This is a placeholder lol
At 45:18 we start talking about beastiality. We stop doing that at 1:00:18.
Enjoy!
#81 The Spooktober Power Hour from 2019-10-31T11:00:19
You already know what it is! It's our second RFTB Halloween and we NEED to match up to last year's heartbreak heinousness and so we did. It's ghastly, it's spooky, it's a Hallo...
#80 Your Stretchy Limbs Envelope Me In A Way That I Find Viscerally Disgusting from 2019-10-24T11:00:51
FOLKS holy shit fall is here, fully. And you know what that means, we're coming up on our Halloween special! I will put it up front, please send us all your Halloween-adjacent ...
#79 Candiru Candy feat. Seasonal Affective Disorder from 2019-10-17T11:00:44
Heyyyyoooo it's fall folks! The leaves are falling, the days are getting shorter, and the mental illnesses are back in swing cause it's S.A.D. season, baby! Ya know what though...
#78 Sex IS Weird feat. Katy Fishell aka @sex_is_weird from 2019-10-10T11:00:59
Howdy gang and welcome to anyone listening for the first time! After a bevy of technical issues we finally have Katy Fishell on the show, the artist behind @sex_is_weird on Ins...
#77 Richard D. James Episode from 2019-09-26T11:00:13
Howdy folks, welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! It's getting darker earlier and Arthur and I are getting the big seasonal sads but we're bringing the energy to help YOU! Here's wh...
#76 The White Stuff feat. Maria Seneca from 2019-09-22T20:30:26
Enjoy this week’s episode featuring our friend Maria Seneca! We discuss trans issues, grandpa kisses and piss!
#75 The Butterfly Effect from 2019-09-12T11:00:43
If a Mormon touches a boob, can he be saved? Maybe we should just take it simple. How do you find out how old someone is if you're interested in dating them? A gentlesir could ...
#73 Put It In H! feat. Dankmus from 2019-08-29T11:00:39
Howdy Tote Gang! We are fucking stoked this week to have Simpsons-remixer and music-makerer Dankmus as our guest, talking to us all the way from South Australia! We interview h...
#71 If These Walls Could Talk (They'd Be Talkin' Bout Jeff) feat. Kat Yeary from 2019-08-15T05:00:09
Holy shit folks it's full tilt bizarro hellworld this week cause
#70 Max from Sweet Tooth DELIVERS A PIZZA BALL from 2019-08-08T11:00:06
Welcome to Tote Land where fancy lads drink fancy wines from fancy containers! Max Farber of the band Sweet Tooth joins us to answer some relationship questions and more import...
#69 Tote Across the Pond feat. Anarcho Agony Aunts from 2019-08-01T11:00:57
Folks, this is one International-Ass Tote Bag-Ass! We have Marijam and Rowan from London-based, Youtube series Anarcho Agony Aunts, and we discuss bodily fluids and a whole bun...
#68 Pretty Freaking Perfect in my Eyes from 2019-07-25T11:00:38
What's good, Toteland?
In this episode, we explore the origins of ass eating in the western world and them cheeks just turn into two big Christmas hams like in a Daffy...
#67 Mice Figurines > Grandchildren? from 2019-07-18T11:00:41
It's Radio Free Tote Bag and boyyy it's a weird one.
We come in hot with an /r/relationships post that went viral on Twitter about a women's in-laws and their bizarre ...
#66 RFTB: Origins feat. Rebecca Pettigrew of This Fruitless Endeavor from 2019-07-11T11:00:48
Becky Pettigrew is here, the question box is overflowing, and we get into Arthur's BACKSTORY. Questions? Yes. Here they are:
- Are you the asshole for pushing back aga...
#64 A Listener Claps Back, Jackson, And Mourning from 2019-06-27T11:00:32
Misophonia Warning: We open with me chewing very professionally. And then we get into some shit.
Folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and here's what we talked about this w...
#63 Bonnaflu and Beetus from 2019-06-20T11:00:55
Yeehaw, Buckaroos, we're back from our hiatus! Both of us aren't feeling great but hey we're out here trying and I'd like to think we're succeeding. Check it out:
- Yo...
#62 Meme Rock feat. Lake Markham of Pineapple Tours/Bald Internet Man/The Filthy Frank Show from 2019-06-06T11:00:01
A man of many talents with here today, it's Lake Markham! Former Bald Chocolate Man and Current Bald Internet Man (and musician), Lake's here to talk about his work AND answer ...
#61 Sixteen White Claws In The Twilight Zone from 2019-05-30T11:00:21
It's RFTB BB what's poppin? Well a pretty weird one off the bat and then some other weird ones. Let's get to it.
- Internet friend turns out to be stalking you because...
#60 Reproductive Rights and Scranathon feat. Charlotte Ulrich from 2019-05-23T11:00:37
Heyo folks we've got superfan and friend of the show Charlotte with us to answer questions and talk activism for reproductive rights! Given the recent legislation in Alabama, w...
#58 Spring Flings, Mug Wine, and the Boxer Backside Hole from 2019-05-09T11:00:11
Howdy folks it's Radio Free Tote Bag this is episode fifty friggin eight and we're feeling weird but we're feeling good.
What do we have goin on? Well let's see...
Listen
#57 Chapo Tote House from 2019-05-02T11:00:20
Well folks, we accidentally rant about enabling centrist bullshit. But we also talk about relationships. Because this is a show about relationships. Here's what we talk about:<...
#56 Packamintjuulpods from 2019-04-25T16:50:22
Good news folks, this week Picky aka Bicky aka Becky aka Rebecca and now aka Pinchy is BACK with Dono and he's stoked about it. You might even get to hear her make a run away n...
#55 A Heartwarming Coming Out Story But Also Heartbreak And Dead Feelings from 2019-04-18T11:00:28
Welcome folks, here's what we've got for ya!
From Reddit:
- What's up with romantic feelings dying? It seems sudden sometimes what's the deal with that weird shit?...
#54 Natural Father from 2019-04-11T11:00:34
Bad news folks, Arthur bought THREE goddamn Natty Daddies. They are strong and bad. Just like Donovan B) Anyways Arthur's fighting these daddies WHILE we take on your questions...
#53 We Finally Talk About DDLG (And We Hate It) from 2019-04-04T11:00
Yeehaw buckaroos it's another Radio Free Tote Bag!
Arthur started a new job at the sadness factory and they play shitty radio and he hates it. Donovan regales us with ...
#51 Coast to Coast Tote Bag from 2019-03-21T11:00:13
Howdy gang, it's an eventful week for your boys. Dono finally moved and is stoked about it. Arthur had a break up and obviously feels the opposite. But by our powers combined w...
#50 Toterbaggy from 2019-03-07T12:00:51
Heyo gang it's episode 50 get down get down! We're about to start new jobs so that's good shit. We're also continuing our main gig which is SAVING RELATIONSHIPS! And this week ...
#49 Weird Riddle Question Box And The Wife Nude Holster from 2019-02-28T08:22:17
Well hell yea it's Tote Bag and we've got relationship questions and also some weird shit in the question box that's unrelated but fun.
Here we go, ganggggg, uhhh prob...
#48 MILWAUKEEFEST 2K19 KILL ALL TONSILS YEET from 2019-02-21T10:00:59
Holy shit folks what a hell weekend that was! Donovan's tonsils tried to kill him but fear not! He lives on. And he and Arthur are here to bring some serious energy to this wee...
#47 Valentines, Anesthesia, Grinding, and Defiled Cartridges from 2019-02-14T12:00:14
Folks we had some issues recording and we were gonna cut some shit but then we didn't so here's an extended episode. For Valentine's Day or something. Anyways, here's what you'...
#46 A Streak of Bodily Fluids feat. Alex Finch of the Middle Tennessee DSA from 2019-02-07T12:00:31
It's R effin F T B, folks, and we're here with Alex Finch, a friend of the show and member of the organizing committee for the Middle Tennessee DSA. We get into what the DSA is...
#45 RFTB Lounge feat. Chris Harrah from 2019-01-31T12:00:19
We're stoked this week to have Nashville musician Chris Harrah on the show with us! Chris answers questions with us while tickling the dang ivories and peppering our advice wit...
#44 Attack of the 50 Foot Woman from 2019-01-24T12:00:42
Howdy gang it's episode 44 and we've got a BIG ol show for you! That's right, our fetish foyer bring us to macrophilia! We also hit our question box and talk about how to help ...
#43 I Want To Believe from 2019-01-17T12:00:19
Folks, it's a show about relationships. And occasionally Overwatch. And now Bigfoot. That's right, we found Bigfoot and he's tearing this relationship apart, Lisa!
We ...
#42 Blueberries feat. Savannah White from 2019-01-10T02:53:04
Well good news gang, friend of the show Sav is in studio with us! We hear about her just heinous experience with a strange subway character. Then we get into some questions, in...
#41 RADIO FREE NEW YEAR from 2019-01-03T12:00:32
It's 2019 folks, holy smokes, we have high hopes. But not yet because Dono has been infected by the dreaded cold. But that's alright, we're comin in hot regardless.
We...
#40 High Effort Tonight Show Bit And A Happy New Year from 2018-12-20T12:00
Howdy folks it's the holiday season and I think this is the last episode of the year! And what an episode it is because Dono's comin at you with a clearly well thought out toni...
#39 Mission Failed, We'll Get Em Next Time from 2018-12-13T12:00:21
Happy Thursday Tote Gang, we're happy to be here with you. And boy do we have a show for you.
We've got another great week for the question box. Six whole questions! U...
#38 Tangent Boys from 2018-12-06T12:00:08
Alright gang welcome to RFTB, a show about relationships and also Donovan's weird Wikipedia habit. We hear some poetry from Arthur and hit some questions like a comet.
Listen
#37 Daddy feat. Daddy (Dylan) from 2018-11-29T12:00:53
It's a very special week this week on account of our dear friend Dylan is in the house. And he's here to help us save some friggin relationships.
We start with four qu...
#36 We're Thankful For All Your Questions (And We Love You) from 2018-11-22T12:00:43
This is a very happy Thanksgiving because you're here with us and you sent us enough questions to fill almost a whole episode! And RFTB is here to bring you our answers!
#35 The One Where Donovan Dies feat. Mucinex from 2018-11-15T12:00:32
Oh man it's cold out, the days are shorter, and illness is running rampant among the RFTB team. Arthur may be out of hell but Donovan is in the seventh circle of congestion. Bl...
#34 RFTB Rodeo feat. Caroline and Greg of Stasney Mav/Sleeptalkre/The Queen and King from 2018-11-08T11:00:45
This week we're lucky to have some special guests, Nashville musicians Greg and Caroline, the minds behind musical goodness also known as Stasney Mav, Sleeptalkre, and The Quee...
#33 The RFTB Halloween Spooktacular! from 2018-10-31T22:35:13
The moon is full and the werewolves are on the prowl. Bats zoom through the sky and accidentally turn into their human form in mid air and fall several hundred feet onto unsusp...
#32 Folks! from 2018-10-25T11:00:38
What's the deal with tote bags? In this episode we crack open our aspirational stand-up notebooks and share some of our musings at the top of the show.
If you can mak...
#31 Tough Love and the Cat Ham from 2018-10-18T10:05:58
We're livin the high life folks, except it's that LIGHT high life. We talk light beer, the magic of booze, and Donovan ripping ass while trying to show off at the gym. The beer...
#30 Dirty Thirty from 2018-10-11T15:53
What's good in Tote Land? This cool episode, that's what.
Donovan sees it coming, then Arthur shares an awkward interaction with an old.
Remember, if you're p...
#29 This One's Gotta Lotta Tunes from 2018-10-04T11:00:28
Oh man, dear listener, this one has some good ones. And some segment theme songs by our very own DJ Rocketnerd. And some musical drops.But we promise nothing crazy loud like th...
#28 Segue-O-Rama from 2018-09-27T11:00:24
How about we go from doing what you were just doing, to listening to the podcast while doing what you're doing.
Did you feel that POKE in your chest? It's Radio Free T...
#27 Don't Eat Guinea Pigs from 2018-09-20T05:44:44
Oh boy Donovan broke out the boxed wine and you know what that means! Time to talk about munching guinea pigs and scorpion love. Clitoris-adjacent convo and partner communicati...
#26 THE HEAT from 2018-09-13T14:25:27
We're bringing THE HEAT on this one!
Look, if he's high fiving you that much, he wants to shred you. You better just block her and move on if she comes out the blue af...
#25 Boogie Wallz feat. The Bellowing Pines from 2018-09-06T11:00:51
We're so happy to have Xavier and Brooke of The Bellowing Pines join us for this very special episode!
Here, we discuss mucus walls, The Devil's Lettuce, egg donor se...
#24 Upsides from 2018-08-30T11:00:58
You gotta try to look on the upside. We open on a poetry reading, that's pretty good. Arthur's voice is beat af, but that gives him more gravitas, that's good too. Your homeboy...
#23 AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY from 2018-08-16T17:37:59
1/4 carat diamond tennis bracelets. Ryan Adams. A lonely old lady.
These add up to the most intensley horrifying 45 seconds of Arthur's life.
https://www.yout...
#22 This Is Now A Fighting Game And Cat Husbandry Podcast from 2018-08-09T11:00:55
Arthur's pumped on Problem X winning Street Fighter at EVO 2018 and Dono is pumped that he found a way to make Picky stop cramming her foot in his mouth.
Make a fist a...
#21 Arthur Hates Rock Climbing from 2018-08-02T02:01:18
Welcome to Cat Talk! The latest and greatest podcast about cats literally burrowing into your goddamn furniture and also about rock climbing for some reason. Specifically, when...
#20 FIRST GUEST from 2018-07-26T17:45
Radio Free Bofa deez people on one mic! Betsy joins us in studio to dish out the advice and the looks and the shade! Don't break your teeth on the ice, or think about that fuck...
#19 Radio Free Tote Bad Connection from 2018-07-19T04:20:26
Donovan's out of town again and goddamn his internet is bad. Arthur decided to leave in the behind the scenes stuff on this one so prepare for some DIY love. We talk beach, jea...
#18 Barely Legal from 2018-07-12T03:49
In this edition of Radio Free Tote Bag we drop a clip from Mr. Oizo's Let The Children Techno, because Arthur can't resist. We ponder the inevitability of weight gain, engage w...
#17 Question Box For AMERICA from 2018-07-05T05:22:38
This one? Right here? This one is for AMERICA. We get itchy, just in time for a hot date. We set some boundaries re: boning outside the relationship and also re: Bolivian march...
#16 Geriatric Arthur And Big Ol' Analogies from 2018-06-28T10:34:18
Golly gee we sure hate hiatuses. Donovan went to Europe and Arthur messed up his old man back but we're back and we're never leaving ever again. We talk about Irish people, exp...
#15 Clinical Teens from 2018-06-14T04:13:04
Dang these teens are out here with the clinical language! Where's the poetry of youth with these young folks? Dono went to 'Roo. Arthur went to a young person's birthday party....
#14 GAY DAD SEX CULT from 2018-06-07T04:10:22
Whether you're down at the fishin' hole, the bowling alley, or you're out on the lynx, watch out for bad dads. Give 'em your hashtag Snapchat if you want to keep in touch. Just...
#13 Big Congested Scotch Boy And A Host Question from 2018-05-31T10:55:47
Dono is so congested but he cares about you beautiful people so much so he tries to beat it. We talk Arthur's questionable Tinder hookup, fancy ass scotch and other liquor, a b...
#12 SPECIAL GUEST IRA GLASS from 2018-05-24T11:32:52
Ira Glass stops by to share a glampse into a dark future, we cross the pond, preserve the idea of Harvey Dent and hit the horns on 'em. Donovan is very polite to the text. Arth...
#11 Sex Toy Review and Sweet Keets from 2018-05-17T11:00:36
This week we have our first product review and we try to remove some of the stigma from male sex toys. Also there is mention of cats and psychiatric medication and, once again,...
#10 Air Horn Overdose 2018 from 2018-05-10T05:46:34
Oh GOD what a downer. Arthur sorted questions by controversial this time which just results in nothing but break up downer questions. His air horn hand is now broken and we may...
#9 SPECIAL GUEST ADELE from 2018-05-03T07:41:24
Arth-uh-Adele sings the intro and wow is it beautiful. We talk about Mr Plow, excessive PDA and a lot more but it's 2:45am while I'm writing this and ya boy needs rest so you'l...
#8 Arthur Learns to Drive from 2018-04-26T07:23:28
Arthur can legally drive now! We talk retail, LA traffic, my old car, dirty roommates and filthy SOs, our emoji histories, secret revenge porn, and we share the sweet sounds of...
#7 Radio Poison from 2018-04-19T05:16:09
I forget what my name is in the first sixty seconds of the show and Arthur is a monster and leaves it in. We talk Easter, a great idea for a Christian Star Wars, cringey moment...
#6 Question Box Take Two! from 2018-04-12T13:24:16
Clogged toilets, hoarder families and smiley faces with three mouths. We read and respond to this week's anonymous question box questions. I have garbage level energy at the be...
Radio Free Tote Bag Ep. 5 from 2018-04-05T14:48:24
We take user submitted questions from our anonymous question box and we answer the absolute hell out of them. We also hit a couple Reddit Qs as is tradition.
Submit yo...
Radio Free Tote Bag Ep. 4 from 2018-03-29T04:15:16
We crush a role play of a girlfriend who loves to cook but isn't very good at it and her boyfriend who needs to break the news as nicely as possible. Realistic tears ensue. We ...
Radio Free Tote Bag Ep. 3 from 2018-03-22T04:29:51
We drink beer and talk about being way too drunk in college and then answer some dang Qs. Our audio sounds real good.
Radio Free Tote Bag Ep. 2 from 2018-03-15T17:41:10
I get a pop filter, talk into the mic, and stop squeaking my dang chair. Arthur sounds lovely as usual. Our flow is p good on this one.
Radio Free Tote Bag Ep. 1 from 2018-03-10T22:34:21
We finally got it together and made a podcast. My audio is a bit off and my chair is squeaky but Arthur sounds crispier than a cool October morning.