Podcasts by Rated RPG Podcast

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 41 - The Power of Chaos from 2023-12-06T22:00:54

"The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies." -Napoleon Bonaparte "So little of what could happen does happen...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 40 - Weekend at Bunny’s from 2023-11-30T23:27:25

The gang is back together again. Thanks to Necromancy! If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast, we'd be incredibly grateful for your support.  Go to RatedRPGPo...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 39 - A Gruesome Discovery from 2023-11-15T18:29:39

After the events of episode 38, we could all use a bit of a breather. Maybe enjoy a slice of homemade pie and learn a bit from the folks on Kyle's farm. After that, who knows. Perhaps everything...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 38 - Bring DePayne from 2023-11-02T21:09:22

Wendell, S'Silbeth, and Clubhead finally catch their breath after an exciting fight and they check out the latest issue of the Merchant Harbor Gazette to start this episode. Then, we finally lea...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 37 - Shell in a Cell from 2023-10-25T17:48:51

We will soon find out what Bunny DePayne has been up to - but before we do, we've got a stellar match in store for you! Our challengers, hailing from the mainland, Wendell the Wombat, S'Silbeth ...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 36 - Kyle’s Secret from 2023-10-22T13:45:10

While Bunny DePayne is attending to other matters in Merchant Harbor, the rest of the Woop Woop Troop has had an exciting journey to Kyle's farm. Is it a trap!? Will they drink the wine!? Will t...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 35 - Dinner with Kyle from 2023-10-12T22:58:52

While Bunny is attending business at the wrestling gym, S'Silbeth, Clubhead, and Wendell get a surprising invitation from the man they kidnapped. But nothing is more surprising than what happens...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 34 - A Slight Debacle from 2023-10-03T11:48:17

The Woop Woop Troop is emboldened by a successful heist at The Archives before Bunny gets called back to the wrestling gym for an emergency. While he's away, S'Silbeth, Clubhead, and Wendell mee...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 33 - Heist, Anyone? from 2023-09-21T18:08:51

The Woop Woop Troop has become quite well known for their often heroic exploits around Merchant Harbor. But as they seek to solve the mysteries of Krow Island, they're learning that not everyone...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 32 - CSI: Moistlands from 2023-09-12T22:44:01

After making a gristly discovery in the Moistlands, the Woop Woop Troop (freshly deputized), launches an investigation!  If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast, we'd be incredibly grateful for your...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 31 - The Great Rot Grub Horde from 2023-09-03T21:50:45

The party has just finished battling a couple of ogres when a hoard of rot grubs comes looking for food. With the party standing between the ravenous maggots and the people of Merchant Harbor, w...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 30 - Nuts! from 2023-08-21T15:25:35

Plots are thickening in the Valley of Green Gold. The biggest, baddest dragonborn you've ever seen would like revenge on Bunny and Clubhead, Wendell is doomed to an early demise, and S'Silbeth i...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 29 - Toes? from 2023-08-11T16:21:59

Wendell learned a lot in his chat with Madame Schmoopie. But, when he tells the party about the potential to be resurrected, they're not all as enthusiastic about it as he is. The mysteries of K...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 28 - The Beating of Don Goose from 2023-08-04T16:49

On their quest to help Wendell the Wombat investigate the mysterious ticking sound, the party realizes that Krow Island still has many surprises in store for them. If you enjoy the Rated RPG Po...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 27 - Feelin’ Froggy from 2023-07-27T00:02:40

The party makes their final decision about whether or not to "beat up" Don Goose, before heading off to see Skal (The Beer Brewin' Barbarian). With some time to kill, they get up to mischiefs! ...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 26 - Zarglemumph from 2023-07-19T21:58:24

The party is in a race against high tide to find and rescue S'Silbeth! If they succeed in doing so, they'll need to fill her in on a few things she's missed. If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast,...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 25 - Waterslide from 2023-07-12T22:21:31

We finally learn where S'Silbeth ended up. If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast, we'd be incredibly grateful for your support.  Go to RatedRPGPodcast.com Listen

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 24 - Girl in the Wood from 2023-07-04T20:49:31

The party gets to test their mettle against a familiar (and resilient) foe, and they realize something ain't quite right with the town bard's new girlfriend.

If you enjoy the Rated RPG Po...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 23 - Death By Chocolate from 2023-06-25T21:28:53

Breaking and entering is no way to make friends, as Wendell is about to learn. The mysterious Madame Schmoopie puts an interesting chain of events in motion.  If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 22 - Wendell Breaks Bad from 2023-06-19T23:12:06

With S'Silbeth off doing something for the Oakcrests, the rest of the party takes some time to pursue their own ambitions in Merchant Harbor. For Wendell the Wombat, an obsession leads to crimin...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 21 - Nippleclamp Jackson from 2023-06-11T12:00

Another earthquake shakes the ground on Krow Island and the party takes stock of damages. Bunny makes moves to get customers for his wrestling gym, but his debut match might be more than he (and...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 20 - Clubhead Makes a Friend from 2023-06-04T12:00

Reveling in the afterglow of a job well done, the party splits up to cover some ground and get things done! Each party member heads in their own directions, but not all of them find what they're...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 19 - Boney Baloney from 2023-05-30T16:49:02

In this episode, our heroes get into a vicious scrap against some nasty skeletons! Plus, we do a short Q&A and share some of our favorite TTRPG moments.

If you'd like to see the cool in-g...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 18 - EARTHQUAKE! from 2023-05-22T14:18:38

Since the beginning of this adventure, there have been indications that not all is as it seems on Krow Island. As the party will soon find out, there's a serious mystery afoot. If you enjoy the...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 17 - Clam Cakes with Honey Sauce from 2023-05-15T13:00:50

While Bunny, Clubhead, and Wendell were in the Moistlands, S'Silbeth was on a deceptively dangerous mission of her own. If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast, please consider supporting us through...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 16 - Mossass from 2023-05-07T23:45:12

While S'Silbeth is back in Merchant Harbor tending to an urgent matter with Roger & Buttercup, the rest of the party has gone on a fetch quest into the dangerous Moistlands. If they survive thei...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 15 - It’s Getting Moist in Here from 2023-04-30T12:00

The party has had an eventful morning after arriving in Merchant Harbor. The group split up to cover a bit more ground. While Wendell and S'Silbeth solved a problem at the Hillside Inn, Clubhead...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 14 - Abusive Avians from 2023-04-23T23:07:07

With Clubhead and Bunny off on their own, S'Silbeth and Wendell tackle the simple task of moving a bird's nest within a tree.

And that's when the sheriff showed up.

If you enjoy th...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 13 - Team Bunnyhead from 2023-04-16T23:08:39

One of the fun things about this adventure is that when the party splits up, we can follow each team-up on their own. In this episode, Bunny and Clubhead explore Merchant Harbor in search of the...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 12 - S’Silbeth Gets Hangry from 2023-04-10T06:51:45

When you go through a traumatic life event, like the death of someone close to you, "forgetting to eat" is a thing that happens. We all identify with S'Silbeth. If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podca...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 11 - Welcome to Krow Island from 2023-04-02T23:59:16

As the party arrives in Merchant Harbor, but before they're allowed into the community, they've got to answer a few questions down on the docks. S'Silbeth wastes no time in fulfilling her promis...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 10 - A Whale of a Wombat from 2023-03-27T00:00

Tensions remain between the members of our party on route to Krow Island aboard a sailing ship. There's a lot on the line for this bunch. If the two stowaways are discovered, they could wind up ...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 9 - Ship Shenanigans! from 2023-03-20T00:00

she·nan·i·gans  noun

• secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering. 
• silly or high-spirited behavior; mischief.

Our four characters have different reasons for he...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 8 - Meet Clubhead from 2023-03-13T00:00

In the previous episode, Emre's character 2.0 made some new friends and experienced bullying. It was like middle school, but in a sewer. What happens next is a lot like high school. If you enjo...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 7 - Meet 2.0 from 2023-03-05T23:59

After meeting Wendell, Bunny, and S'Silbeth, we meet our final player, Emre Cihangir, and his Valley of Green Gold character, 2.0. If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast, join us for our monthly li...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 6 - S’Silbeth’s Big Feelings from 2023-02-27T00:00

S'Silbeth needs to survive the pressing dangers of the jungle, as she sets out to find a safe home. As she grows up, she gains an understanding of what causes her wild magic surges. If you enjo...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 5 - Meet S’Silbeth from 2023-02-20T00:00

We've met Aaron and Deon's characters for The Valley of Green Gold - and now we meet Brad Knight's character S'Silbeth Oristh. She's a smart young lady who has some very big feelings. If you en...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 4 - Bunny Goes Ice Cold from 2023-02-12T15:34

In this episode, professional wrestler Bunny DePayne gets down to business in a tough match against an old acquaintance. He finds himself facing some difficult choices and his path leads him to ...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 3 - Meet Bunny DePayne from 2023-02-06T00:00

After meeting Aaron's character (Wendell the Wombat) in our first two episodes, we shift gears to introduce you to Deon Green's Valley of Green Gold character, Bunny DePayne. If you enjoy the R...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 2 - Wendell the Wizard? from 2023-01-30T00:00

In our second episode of The Valley of Green Gold, Wendell the Wombat has to deal with the consequences of a brilliant (but short-sighted) plan. If you enjoy the Rated RPG Podcast, join us for ...

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 1 - Meet Wendell the Wombat from 2023-01-23T00:00

As we embark on the thrilling adventures of The Valley of Green Gold, we meet our first player, Aaron Yonda, and his character, Wendell the Wombat. Plus, at the very end, we share a bunch of "fa...

Episode 93 - The End from 2023-01-11T00:00:51

Descent Into Avernus comes to a thrilling conclusion for the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade. (There's a post-credit scene, so make sure you catch it right at the very end of the episode) Our new Rate...

Episode 92 - Stay Alive from 2022-12-31T23:26:11

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is in the midst of their toughest battle to date - The Demon Lord of the Gnolls, Yeenoghu. 

Are they in a memory? A dream? What happens if one of them dies? W...

Episode 91 - Fourteen Pies in the Butthole! from 2022-12-20T17:56:34

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade draws on ancient knowledge to bring one of their members back from the grave, before facing off against one of the most formidable creatures in the universe. This f...

Episode 90 - The Champion of Yeenoghu from 2022-12-06T23:35:39

When a baddie has a special name, you know it's gonna be a thrill to fight them. 

This episode gets you caught up for our finale livestream of Descent Into Avernus, scheduled for Friday, ...

Episode 89 - Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit from 2022-12-02T22:34:34

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has gone Inception into what they think might be one of Lulu's memories. They've got gnolls, dretches and a nasty demon trying to destroy a town and kill it's citize...

Episode 88 - Too Handsome To Fail from 2022-11-23T00:31:02

The GPB found the sword of Zariel, but before they could grab it, an angelic spirit pointed at Lulu and her lost memories came flooding back.

The next thing they knew the Gorgeous Phoenix...

Episode 87 - Lulu Finally Remembers Something from 2022-11-10T13:27:56

Long ago, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade met a delightful hollyphant named Lulu. She was tending bar in Baldur's Gate, serving ale from her trunk.

But there was something special about her...

Episode 86 - Cling Tenaciously to My Bucket! from 2022-11-02T21:14:41

The lads have fought through hell to get to the Bleeding Citadel, the last known location of the legendary Sword of Zariel. If they are to succeed in saving Elturel and redeeming Zariel, they're...

Episode 85 - This Scab Looks Infected from 2022-10-28T23:43:59

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has finally arrived at the Bleeding Citadel, the rumored location of Zariel's sword. And wouldn't ya know it, the place is covered by a giant scab. Scrub up, Dr. P...

Episode 84 - Torm’s Revenge from 2022-10-22T01:23:26

In this episode, two adventures are taking place simultaneously. In the main adventure, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has a chat with the mysterious inhabitant of the "solar insidiator", and le...

Episode 83 - Sacrifice from 2022-10-07T11:38:26

This episode picks up mid-battle aboard a crashed airship. The party has been fighting some demons (vrocks), but they've taken some hard hits and things are looking dicey for the Gorgeous Phoeni...

Episode 82 - Blast Me Tiny Daddy from 2022-09-30T17:11:07

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade tangles with some demonic Vrocks while trying to find the nine adamantine rods sought by the former ruler of Avernus, Bel. The energy is chaotic, th...

Episode 81 - The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is Back! from 2022-09-23T22:43:30

In this episode, The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade resumes their Descent Into Avernus!

We start things out with a comprehensive recap of the adventure thus far, and Lulu helps get the boys foc...

Return to Flavortown - Episode 1 from 2022-09-09T14:01:01

The Heroes of Flavortown proved themselves in the previous one-shot adventure, but now they will have a new friend to help them in their culinary-themed missions. Jason DMs as Deon joins Emre, A...

The Heroes of Flavortown - Episode Three from 2022-08-17T21:50:58

In the thrilling conclusion to the Heroes of Flavortown: Xylem Yungboi learns about fire.

Yallagher Gallagher gets bit.

And Baby Zamboni tries to convince Jerry the Rat to do some...

The Heroes of Flavortown - Episode Two from 2022-07-29T14:47:27

After creating some really unique D&D characters, Emre, Aaron and Brad embark on a journey to save a local hotspot! But will they survive their first combat? For all things Rated RPG, go to <...

The Heroes of Flavortown - Episode One from 2022-07-14T13:49:25

When Deon had to bow out of our last livestream, we quickly put together a special idea. We threw caution to the wind and embarked on a four episode podcast fill-in one-shot adventure! Randoml...

Episode 80 - Superpowers or a Goat from 2022-07-06T16:03:06

Sometimes in D&D, a player will unknowingly say some silly thing that, through highly improbable odds and completely random dice rolls, winds up being really amazing. That's what Episode 80 is a...

Episode 79 - Morbo VS Moobs from 2022-06-30T14:26:42

Sometimes during a Rated RPG livestream, things get a bit strange. This is one such time. The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have been fighting the undead in an underground crypt, and while the tide ...

Episode 78 - A Mess of Mummies from 2022-06-20T13:47:30

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade picks up where they left off in their previous session, in a mysterious crypt full of the remains of Elturel's Hell Riders. It's also full of mummies and other assor...

Episode 77 - No Spoilers from 2022-05-12T21:27:49

This Episode of the Rated RPG Podcast Contains NO BATMAN SPOILERS* 

But it does contain spoiled undead creatures which seek to destroy the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade!

Check out the n...

Episode 76 - Glubjeg Has Had Enough! from 2022-05-05T22:43:06

Kids can sometimes test their grown-ups. Maybe it's a grandmother who has had a long day and is just about through with her grandkids whining. Or perhaps it's a parent who catches their teenager...

Episode 75 - Creepy Crypto Bros from 2022-04-28T16:16:07

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade inch closer to the conclusion of their adventures in hell, but their survival is not guaranteed. If there's one lesson they should have learned by now... NEVER SPLIT...

Episode 74 - Impin’ Ain’t Easy from 2022-04-08T13:36:18

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has a chit chat with Bel, the former ruler of Avernus. You know you've arrived when one of the most powerful entities in hell doesn't just kill you ...

Episode 73 - Level 10... IN HELL! from 2022-04-01T13:25:33

We start this episode with a short announcement about plans for our NEXT adventure. We're pretty excited about creating a Fan-Brew world, and we explain how you can get in on it. The Gorgeous P...

Episode 72 - Princess Covid from 2022-03-17T14:57:34

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade dropped a freakin' dinosaur on half of Princeps Kovic's army of devils, but the warlord is far from finished in the fight. Even though they seem to be holding their ...

Episode 71 - Return to Jur-Rayce-ic Park from 2022-03-11T19:14:47

"I'm gonna get stupid. I'm gonna get real stupid." - Deon Green, "Rayce the Roaster" The next Rated RPG livestream is coming on Saturday, March 19th at 5pm central US time. During our next live...

Episode 70 - Loose Ends and Good Deeds from 2022-02-25T13:01:37

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade may be in the midst of some questionable choices, but who has time for self-examination these days? The guys keep their eyes on the prize (saving Elturel and scoring...

Episode 69 - Arkhan the Cruel from 2022-02-18T11:11:26

On their quest to restore a titan to it's previous form, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade must confront the most powerful being they have yet to meet in Avernus. The legendary Magic Mike actor and D...

Episode 68 - Into the Moral Gray from 2022-02-11T12:52:40

In Dungeons & Dragons, your characters will be faced with many decisions. Do you align yourself with an evil person as a means to rid the world of a greater evil? What if your actions will res...

Episode 67 - Gotta Get That Blood from 2022-02-04T12:28:02

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have been hard at work in Avernus, trying to save the city of Elturel from eternal damnation. Along the way they found a unicorn trapped in a demon zapper - and a Da...

Episode 66 - A Hag’s Home is Her Hovel from 2022-01-21T21:51:04

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have found themselves working home security for a hag named Red Ruth - but things have been a bit dicey since some undead creatures showed up looking for trouble.. Listen

Episode 65 - Screaming Trees from 2022-01-14T16:17:57

Who doesn't love the psychedelic grunge sounds of Washington's very own Screaming Trees? With the gritty yet supple vocals of Mark Lanegan, the Screaming Trees was arguably one of the tastiest f...

Episode 64 - Burney the Barber from 2022-01-07T14:38:54

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade comes in hot with all kinds of difficult feelings they need to sort out. There's a good chance they'll do something they'll regret, but that's on brand.

Our n...

Episode 63 - That Firbolg is a Fun Guy from 2021-12-30T16:24:20

On their side quest smorgasbord, The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade returns to the Wandering Emporium to secure one (1) basic bath for the filthy hag, Red Ruth. They meet a Firbolg and do some shopp...

Episode 62 - The Flatulent Paladin from 2021-12-08T14:38

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade throws everything they've got at the horned devil, Bitter Breath, and his hobgoblin war party. Will it be enough? Can a T-Rex tip the battle in thei...

Episode 61 - Welcome to Jur-Rayce-ic Park from 2021-11-30T14:15:43

"Our halfling was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should."

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets tactical and attempts t...

Episode 60 - The Horny Devil from 2021-11-17T17:10:45

After stumbling across a down-on-his-luck Smiler the Defiler, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade make a deal with him. They'll help him take down the three wasteland warlords who kicked his butt, in e...

Episode 59 - Seriously, We Need Soul Coins! from 2021-11-09T22:42:29

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is broke, not a single soul coin among them. Thankfully they've got marketable skills and there's no shortage of dirty deeds to be done in Avernus, so the guys field...

Episode 58 - Shamble On from 2021-11-02T12:33:28

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is trying to save Elturel from eternal damnation, but to do that they need soul coins to power their infernal dune buggy and murdercycle. They can get soul coins i...

Episode 57 - Unicorn Problems from 2021-10-27T20:57:45

With their brand new member, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade pushes onward to something called The Demon Zapper...

Our next livestream is Saturday, November 13th at 5pm central time. Listen

Episode 56 - Big Balls from 2021-10-11T17:17:26

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade SPLITS THE PARTY!

Will they succeed in getting Sir Reginald Hamstone out of his contract with the mysterious Mahadi?

What exactly is M...

Episode 55 - My Dear Sweet Reginald from 2021-09-30T13:16:50

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade wakes from slumbering in Deomond's Tiny, Sexy Hut of Mischief (or whatever it's called today) to find themselves in the middle of The Wandering Emporium. It's here t...

Episode 54 - Now There Are Three from 2021-09-06T12:30:08

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade mourns one of their own as hell demonstrates that death can come suddenly for any of them.

After a brief memorial service for their fallen friend, the party t...

Episode 53 - Pedal to the Metal from 2021-08-25T13:30:49

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has split the party, breaking the cardinal rule of D&D. 

Their hollyphant guide, Lulu, has been taken away by a hellwasp, so Rayce the Roaster has polymorphed...

Episode 52 - With Special Guest Coldplay from 2021-08-17T15:57:34

Led by the memories of their hollyphant guide, Lulu, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade arrives at Haruman's Hill to find gruesome reminders that they're still in hell. This episode also features a ve...

Episode 51 - The Shrinky Bit from 2021-08-09T09:30:09

Tearing through the wasteland of Avernus aboard their infernal vehicles, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade find themselves being pursued by an even bigger demon engine containing a war party of blood...

Episode 50 - Mad Mags Beyond Knucklebone from 2021-08-02T05:00

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade retrieved the memories of the hollyphant, Lulu, so now it's off to the wasteland in search of the Sword of Zariel. The hag warlord, Mad Maggie, might arrange transpo...

Episode 49 - A Hollyphant Never Forgets from 2021-07-28T12:49:27

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade reaps the rewards of being helpful to members of the Fort Knucklebone community. With the hag warlord Mad Maggie swayed to assist them with her magi...

Episode 48 - Do the Mickey! from 2021-07-16T15:20:59

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their campaign to win the hearts and minds of the residents of Fort Knuckebone. It's a dangerous gambit, because violence seems to be the only language mos...

Episode 47 - Bless This Mess from 2021-06-24T14:41:07

Finally on the surface of Avernus, The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is healed up, leveled-up, and heading to Fort Knucklebone. According to their hollyphant guide, Lulu, the party can find some help...

Episode 46 - Hold the Sword! from 2021-06-07T20:45:25

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade attempts to complete an exorcism gone wrong. Meanwhile, Aaron litigates the notion that his character Dhababbi could accidentally drop a sword. It's...

Episode 45 - Exorcise Class from 2021-06-01T09:38:11

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has failed upward for over forty episodes, but now they're down to the wire to save Koslo from the fatal results of mummy rot. They think they've got one last shot, ...

Episode 44 - The Bugbear, the Wrench, and the Wardrobe from 2021-05-24T12:21:26

As the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade heads into a frightful battle against powerful enemies, they're blessed with an amazing new magic item - and our Patreon supporters weighed in to provide the deta...

Episode 43 - Wackadoodle Stroganoff from 2021-05-17T09:14:34

Wackadoodle Stroganoff 

1 bugbear ranger 1 diseased, slowly dying druid 1 fire genasi artificer (and his wrench) 1 smart-mouthed halfling 1 definitely evil shield 1 hollyphant 1 undead ne...

Episode 42 - Hit the Deck! from 2021-05-11T09:46:31

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their search for Ulder Ravenguard, the Grand Duke of Elturel. Not only can he help them in their quest to save the city of Elturel from eternal damnation, ...

Episode 41 - Demonic Portal Incoming from 2021-04-30T13:36:54

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has certainly seen better days. Mummy rot and life drain has taken a great toll on the party, capping some of the character's hit points near 10hp. Unfortunately, a ...

Episode 40 - Stone Chicken Pilots from 2021-04-12T11:01:42

Rayce the Roaster may be out of danger, but with Koslo Ferngrove still afflicted with mummy rot, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade pushes onward to a creepy mausoleum in search of help for the ailing...

Episode 39 - Rayce Gets Lucky from 2021-03-29T11:58:41

Koslo faces a difficult choice in this episode, and his decision will affect the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade in the days to come. The party continues onward in search of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengar...

Episode 38 - Rayce Against Time from 2021-03-22T13:30:47

The thing about mummy rot is that once you catch it, your clock starts ticking.

Your hit point maximum drops daily, and you can't regain hit points until the curse is removed and the dise...

Episode 37 - Rayce the Roasted from 2021-03-15T17:13:20

While searching for Elturel's survivors in the catacombs beneath the cathedral, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade takes their sweet time and makes some poor choices. It's what you've come to expect f...

Episode 36 - Love Bears All Things from 2021-03-08T15:31:46

Amidst the carnage in the cathedral, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade finds another living survivor. 

Episode 35 - Of Melons and Merregons from 2021-03-05T15:49:50

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has dealt with all manner of unsavory types while in Hell, including a swarm of demonic crabs. They're a bit banged up and in need of rest, but time is definitely of...

Episode 34 - Who Got Crabs? from 2021-02-25T15:29:22

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has entered a once grand cathedral where the masses of Elturel used to gather and lift their voices to Torm. These days, the place is crawling with devils, cultists,...

Episode 33 - Beware the Hounds of Hell from 2021-02-10T12:24:16

On their journey to find the High Hall, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade encounters some of the worst dogs they've ever met.  Special thanks to our amazing editor Jesse, for taking the podcast to a...

Episode 32 - P.I.T.M.O.E from 2021-02-01T13:08:12

Journeying through the damned town of Elturel, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have picked up a few more battle scars (and a few non-combatant townies in need of saving). In need of a rest, they'll...

Episode 31 - Battle at the Bridge from 2021-01-19T14:13:30

Continuing further through Elturel, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade finds more survivors - and more foes. They'll need some good strategy if they're going to get out of this one!

Episode 30 - Double Dealin' With Devils from 2021-01-19T14:01:58

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade explores Elturel, which is perched above an enormous battle in hell. When they encounter some devils doing devilish business, they throw down on evil. But when you m...

Episode 29 -Last Train to Hell from 2020-12-29T15:10:15

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has accomplished so much, but there is more to be done! They catch a ride to Hell, hoping to save the city of Elturel.  Or, at the very least, pee in the mouth of ...

Episode 28 - The Magic Shield Shuffle from 2020-12-14T10:07:30

While on their way to Candlekeep, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade finds themselves set upon by some vicious evildoers! They're after something...  Will the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade be able to stop...

Episode 27 - Onward To Candlekeep! from 2020-12-07T09:52:58

After putting in work and getting the job done in Baldur's Gate, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade must journey to HELL!

But one does not simply walk into hell...

One must first go to C...

Episode 26 - Deceit Abounds! from 2020-11-25T12:35:34

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has taken a bit of a beating down in the sewers beneath the Vanthampur villa, but they've lived to tell the tale. Now, the quest continues to find any remaining pris...

Episode 25 - Barjrum, a Very Good Boy from 2020-11-16T15:32:59

Every great team has an unsung member. In the case of the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade, that member is Barjrum, the Mastiff.

He's not just Glubjeg's pet, he's the unofficial mascot of the GPB...

Episode 24 - M.I.L.K. from 2020-11-10T13:08:54

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade closes in on the evil matriarch of the Vanthampur family (Thalamra Vanthampur) in the sewers under their family's villa. When they find her, will she be knitting a...

Episode 23 - Not Today, Devil! from 2020-11-03T16:39:42

This episode begins as the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets the jump on some lackies in the sewers beneath the Vanthampur Villa. The gang continues the search for Mama Vanthampur, but they find mor...

Episode 22 - A Sewer Runs Through It from 2020-10-23T14:55:16

The Rated RPG Podcast is back from a hiatus - and the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade resumes the search for the cunning Thelamra Vanthampur in the sewers under her villa. Will Glubjeg toss ball bear...

Episode 21 - Wimpy Shrimpy and Mommy from 2020-09-04T16:10:47

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has flexed all over the Vanthampur's villa - but have yet to locate the remaining Vanthampur brother (who is, as we've been told, wimpy AND shrimpy) and his mommy. A...

Episode 20 - Eviction Notice from 2020-08-31T16:41:37

In this jumbo episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their assault on the Vanthampur's villa - looking for the wimpy-shrimpy brother and his mom.

Episode 19 - Villa Takeover from 2020-07-23T11:46:27

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade decides to move right into the Vanthampur's villa. Unfortunately, there's the matter of the current occupants...

Episode 18 - Murder Hornets from 2020-06-24T12:17:27

In the midst of combat, inside the Vanthampur's villa, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade seems to have the upper hand. But, it's always the little things that go unnoticed which are the biggest threa...

Episode 17 - The Big Audition from 2020-06-22T21:31:28

Thanks to a ruse set in motion by Rayce the Roaster, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade now has a date with Amrik Vanthampur. He's the rich guy whose mom runs the show. Remember, he was the one who tr...

Episode 16 - Porthole Hijinx from 2020-06-15T18:02:21

After coming to a peaceful resolution with the followers of Tiamat, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade heads to the Low Lantern in search of more action. Hijinx ensue. Also, before you listen to this ...

Episode 15 - Dragon Cosplayers from 2020-06-12T17:24:33

In this episode the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets salty with some dragon cosplayers before going shopping. Technical glitches may persist, but we have fun with them.

Episode 14 - Pee on the Face of Evil from 2020-05-28T14:57:15

Anytime an episode starts with a death saving throw, it's bound to be a good one. The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is in the midst of combat with the final boss of the Cult of the Dead Three - but w...

Episode 13 - A Bunch of Little Thirsts from 2020-05-26T18:28:09

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade seems to have gained an ally in their quest to rid Baldur's Gate of the Cult of the Dead Three, but they still need to formulate a plan of attack.

Episode 12 - Level Three from 2020-05-18T22:06:27

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade (as they're calling themselves) has finally hit third level! They talk about their new abilities for a bit, chat with that female Tiefling they "rescued" in a previo...

Episode 11 - The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade from 2020-05-11T22:57:42

Finally back 'round the (virtual) gaming table, our intrepid adventurers continue the quest to rid Baldur's Gate of the Cult of the Dead Three.

Episode 10 - Social Distance Combat from 2020-04-20T20:29:43

The adventurers work their way deeper into the lair of the Cult of the Dead Three, finding treasures and stealing hearts. Not literally though, because that's something the cultists would do.

Episode 9 - Bone Swarm from 2020-04-13T21:02:45

The adventurers have snuck back into the cultist hideout, but when you're dealing with death and murder-loving lunatic necromancers, don't expect a cake walk. Expect a bone swarm.

Episode 8 - Bath House Part 2 from 2020-04-06T17:29:22

The four adventurers have rested up and resupplied. Certainly the Cult of the Dead Three wouldn't be awaiting their return to the secret entrance to their underground lair...

Episode 7 - A Bucket of Mess from 2020-03-31T16:25:25

The party was one bad roll from being TPK'd by a necromancer, and with no healing left, the group has a tough decision to make. Leave the dungeon, or stay and delve deeper?

Episode 6 - Bear With Us from 2020-03-23T13:03:08

The adventurers made easy work of a couple of cultists, but got smacked around by some animated gauntlets. Still, they continue deeper into the Cult of the Dead Three's underground lair. Best be...

Episode 5 - The Wack Mold Incident from 2020-03-16T02:36

Glubjeg, Rayce, Dhababbi, and Koslo are looking for cultists in all the wrong places. It's a long one, and we hope you enjoy it.

Episode 4 - Bugbear in the Bath House from 2020-03-09T03:00

Fresh off their defeat of those nasty pirates (and Rayce's celebratory relations with Skoona the half-ogre) the crew is off to enjoy a much-deserved bath.

Episode 3 - It Ain't Ogre Til It's Ogre from 2020-03-02T19:40:26

In this episode, Dhababbi, Glubjeg, Rayce, and Koslo are still duking it out with these bloodthirsty pirates who really want to kill Tarina, but Tarina has information about the Cult of the Dead...

Episode 2 - Pirate Party from 2020-02-24T04:00

Dhababbi, Rayce, Glubjeg, and Koslo have themselves a mission within a mission! Before their contact will give them information about the Cult of the Dead Three, they'll have to deal with some p...

Episode 1 - Four Flaming Fists from 2020-02-17T10:26:08

In Episode 1 of the Rated RPG Podcast, we find our four adventurers in Baldur's Gate as they begin their fateful journey.

Session Zero from 2020-02-11T09:28:44

Congratulations! You're embarking on an epic adventure with the cast of Rated RPG - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus. This is Session Zero, where you'll learn about the players, the characte...