Trucker Carlson from 2022-02-08T00:00

Episode 72 is not another teen movie meets wolf of wall street meets little shop of horrors meets mean girls.

The guys compare notes about their high school lives. One of the guys committe...

Low Key Gay from 2022-01-28T01:00

Remember the old woman with a forked tongue that wished death on half the country — that Shane said would never listen to Ready Slow? Yeah… sh...

WHITE MLK from 2022-01-17T13:00

Episode 70 finds both guys snowed-in and dreaming of a white Martin Luther King Day. Shean is setting guidelines for hiring employees and Listen

FEAR PORN from 2022-01-03T13:00

Shean has omicron and Shane discusses the nature of modern genocide.
With special appearances from a hysterical, unhinged,  moral authoritarian. 

DIE HARD from 2021-12-25T12:00

Instagram says Shean and Shane are inciting violence. There’s a strange man in Shane’s yard...

Fauci Killed Freddie from 2021-12-14T19:00

For the holidays, Shean’s life is spiraling out of control, and Shane lands himself in urgent care. 

NY has a new mask mandate, so Shean getting accosted by a psychopath in a Whole Foods bathroom while Shane has a ...

They Are Learning from 2021-11-24T23:00

Episode 65 is a Ready Slow Thanksgiving Special. The guys discuss Britney and Rittenhouse going free, celebrity clones, and the glitch in the matrix that happened on live TV. 

Shean is about to be homeless in Eu...

We Gotta Pause from 2021-11-06T15:00

Shane gets COVID & Shean gets worms. Before the guys die, they denounce everything bad ...

Porkpie from 2021-10-28T12:00

Episode 62 is the existential crisis this podcast has been hurtling towards since day one. 

Is Joe Biden even real? Why does he keep using a fake oval office? Why did Kamala hire child act...

Southern Johns from 2021-10-21T18:00

Episode 61 finds the guys in Atlanta at the same time… 

Shane faces the culture shock of ordering ice coffee in Georgia and, after month...

GIRTH from 2021-10-13T01:00

Season 3 comes to a close as Shean encounters racist brides and almost accidentally kidnaps a woman. Meanwhile, Listen

Boots on the Bed from 2021-09-23T02:00

In Episode 58 Shane meets Alex Jones and Shean absconds to Florida. The guys return from th...

Vaccine Manners from 2021-09-16T17:00

Episode 57 is about 9/11 on social media, virus manners, and organized religion.
Biden drones an innocent family, Gavin Newsom isn’t recalled...

666 Point Plan from 2021-09-09T12:00

Episode 56 is overdosing on horse drugs, death threats from late night clowns, overrun hospitals, nurse shortages, the Taliban’s stance on Black Live Matter, and the ever tightening grip of mass...

BEVERLY from 2021-09-01T11:00

Episode 55 is dedicated to Shane’s grandma, Beverly. The guys are back after taking a week off so Shane and his family could travel to Florida...

River Lines from 2021-08-17T16:00

Shane gives a brief history of the war in Afghanistan and Shean gets dragged out of a city ...

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HOPE from 2021-08-10T17:00

Shean attempts to bring joy to episode 53, but Shane is trapped in a dark place. His grandma...

Dancing Queen from 2021-08-04T15:00

Episode 52 is a somber one-year anniversary of the Ready Slow Podcast. Shean sobs on his career, and Listen

High White Cheekbones from 2021-07-20T13:00

Margaritas, cheek bones, porn stars, and evangelicals. 
Zuckerberg, censorship, Chernobyl, and ancient Earth.
The guys discuss the continued fracturing of polite society, countries in ch...

Monkey Dild...I Can't from 2021-07-13T11:00

Shean’s locked out of his house, and Shane’s just returned from West Virginia as they debat...

Master Groomer from 2021-07-09T13:00

Episode 48 is a tribute to Hot Boy Summer. Biden’s going door-to-door, grilling is now evil, and the guys review the new vaccine anthem, “Vax That Thang Up.”
High school, sex-ed, Bill Cosby,...

CRAGE from 2021-06-29T12:00

Episode 47 is Free Britney, Hollywood slavery, and generic clones.  Shean designs a Tron wedding while Shean has very little time left until he has completely transitioned into beco...

Muscle Bounce from 2021-06-10T10:00

Shean runs for his life while Shane takes a road trip with the family. 
The guys discuss Mexica...

Project Boo Boo Beam from 2021-06-01T21:00

Episode 43 finds Shean in custody while Shane appears before a judge. The guys make their w...

Dopamine Overdraft from 2021-05-24T12:00

Episode 42 is part-time Hell, stress freaks, taxidermy, box-cutters, and blowtorches.
Shane goes to the doctor and gets some bad news, wh...

Minority is the Authority which is the Patriarchy from 2021-05-17T14:00

Ready Slow’s third season starts with a major breakthrough in Shean’s existential crisis with time—meanwhile Listen

Kid Whiskey from 2021-05-05T16:00

It’s Episode 39 and the guys carve out some time to address their critics.

It’s only been a week since they last spoke and Shean’s be...

Soggy Noods from 2021-04-26T02:00

Episode 38 is knife fights, acid attacks, golden calves, and ineffective eggplant politicians. The guys discuss the limits of perfectionism and how it can either suppress or advance your art. Th...

Sanitized Bloodlust from 2021-04-20T23:00

Shean and Shane record a special weeknight episode after the Derek Chauvin verdict is annou...

Nazi F(L)ag from 2021-04-20T12:00

It’s episode 36 and Genghis Khan saves the planet. President Biden dog whistles to gay nazis. Maxine Waters demands insurrection. Perception and perspective are on display in the Chauvin trial c...

Nadler in Old Navy from 2021-04-16T15:00

The guys bring you a quick episode from two different time zones. Shean’s in Texas making flowers, Shane’s in New York cleaning up mouse heart...

The Secret Baptism from 2021-04-05T13:00

Episode 34 is the Easter Special: fates worse than death, bloody crosses, guillotine envy, toxic pop, and Jewish suffering. The guys trade Baptism vs Bar Mitzvah stories in an attempt to see who...

Da Whole State from 2021-04-01T10:00

In episode 33, Shane catches Shean up on all the ways in which the world is falling apart. ...

Adjunct&Adjacent from 2021-03-23T10:00

Shean turns 32 for the 32nd episode. The guys discuss existential birthdays, the border crisis, violence in Atlanta, glitches in the matrix, an...

Trump Vaccine from 2021-03-15T00:00

Episode 31:  Shane is going to war with New York State and the college system—while Shean is breaking up fights in Atlanta. The guys get into ...

Voluptuous Bunnies from 2021-03-09T10:00

Episode 30 is seasick gringos, voluptuous bunnies, and Oprah’s Meghan Markle commercial. The guys finally catch up after Shean was chased out of the beach house last week by a ghost. Shane’s machete years, Shean’s business trip to the Ecuadorian uprising...

Circle-Back Saké from 2021-02-01T16:00

Episode 25 is the Wall Street Rebellion, the class divide, self-destruction, awkward yoga, cheap machetes, immortality, childhood trauma, saying “I love you,” and Shane and Shean are doing it all. But as dark ...

DICKTATER from 2021-01-11T17:00

In episode 22, Ready Slow comes to you direct from The Capitol. There are dictators. Church ladies. Failed actors. Lost grandmas. Pre-packaged me...

Gas Station Tuna Sandwich from 2021-01-04T15:00

Ready Slow returns for their first episode of 2021. Shean pees on a house. Listen

Syphilis Buffet from 2020-12-07T22:00

Bad toilet paper conduct, the post-truth media, casual racism, and the strange beauty of coincidence. Episode 17 of Ready Slow finds Ready Slow, Shean and Shane ...

Digital Blackface from 2020-11-09T13:00

Will Trump take the win from Biden after lawsuits, is white privilege a myth, what’s the Dead Meme Society, are there vigilante teenagers fighting crime in Massachusetts, can Shean move objects ...

Hillary Should Have Won from 2020-11-03T16:00

The Election Special

Oh Wow. My Dad’s Calling. from 2020-10-26T02:00

The art of procrastination, grandma’s booty calls, the power of a choir, getting the wind knocked out of you, and Miss America pageants. Shean ...

Unexpected Ramen from 2020-10-20T14:00

Ice Cube, Hunter Biden, and the Long Island Serial Killer walk into a bar... This is episode 10 of Ready Slow.  Get ready as Listen

Wrapped him in a Tenderloin from 2020-10-05T15:00

Nudist colonies, dream funerals, and the benefits of waking up at 4am. The guys also discuss @Shean’s jaw-dropping journey to Chicago and Listen

Jesus in a Pancake from 2020-09-28T01:00

@Shean and @Shane discuss whether or not they’d become immortal, the chances that we are li...

Trump + Vampires from 2020-09-22T00:00

In episode six, @Shean and @Shane discuss Trump, vampires, the importance of a good contrac...

How Long Can Instagram Last? from 2020-09-14T01:00

College and weddings in the age of Zoom. The life of an adjunct professor. Virus PTSD. How long can Instagram last? Justin Timberlake vs Justin Bieber.
The guys go deep in episode 5 as Listen

The Mystery of Gefilte Fish from 2020-09-04T18:00

It’s @Shean’s turn to interview @Shane and they discover that they just might be the same person ...

"Social Media is the New Plantation"- Shean from 2020-08-29T00:00

@SheanStrong journeys through fires and death in Colorado and lives to tell about it. @ShaneCa...

"HASHTAG SAVE TATIANA"- Shane from 2020-08-16T23:00

In the second episode of @ReadySlow @ShaneCashman interviews