Podcasts by Red Lips, Orange Car

Show Update from 2023-05-06T01:14

We Ranked American Sit-Down Restaurants For First Dates from 2022-08-17T09:54:29

In this month's episode, Alanah, Charlotte, and Fiona rank American chain, sit-down restaurants for FIRST DATE QUALITY, but also fall in love with someone named Julia along the way.

My Ex Stole my Halo Reach while I was Asleep from 2022-07-19T07:52:18

This month, we're joined by Ify Nwawide! We talk about "shooting up the club", stealing stuff from your ex, if anyone is bold enough to name someone they're cheating on you with "boo" in their p...

I Dated A Pathological Liar from 2022-05-21T01:25:10

This month, a very strange voicemail, pathological liars and narcissists, and the prince of sealand. 

We Review YOUR Dating Profiles from 2022-04-20T01:25:45

Missing a connection just between me (w), a bad poem, and reviewing audience dating profiles.

Retired Milkman Looking To Get Back To Work from 2022-03-22T04:39:33

Season three of Red Lips, Orange Car is here! This episode features Fiona Nova, Charlotte Avery, and Patrick Brown. Plus, milkmen, plumbers, male feminists, and more.

Buds and Bros Nightly on Zoom from 2020-11-19T02:54:57

Today, we have guest Zombaekillz to talk about bros on Zoom, and, uh, being human trafficked. 

My Girlfriend Isn't Welcome at My House Anymore from 2020-10-05T09:37:42

This month, we're joined by our cool friend Pam! We discuss a girlfriend who's worried about her boyfriend's gay roommate, girls who wear wigs and make-up, and a completely made up cheater.

Girl Tweaking Out on the Sidewalk from 2020-09-04T07:00:10

This month, we're joined by Inside Gaming's Autumn Farrell to talk about crack, the Amish, if horses can get drunk, farting in relationships, and Mexican food.

Old Guy looking for Rub (more, maybe?) from 2020-08-08T02:26:06

On this month's episode of Red Lips, Orange Car, Alanah and Ethan are joined by Steve Zaragoza to talk about Craigslist statistics, laughing during sex, and midwives.

Why Did My Boyfriend Eat Our Fries? from 2020-07-11T04:11:17

This month on RLOC: Alanah, Ethan, and Brian (girbeagly) discuss female anatomy, love languages, and fry theft in relationships. Basically, the staples. 

Drunk Girl On My Lawn from 2020-06-12T12:00

This week, we're joined by Mica Burton to talk about naked drunk girls invading strangers' lawns, a man who's jealous of a dog, and the hottest woman of all time (but her boyfriend doesn't like ...

You Were Lactating And Sold Me Your Milk Many Times from 2020-05-15T11:00

Join Alanah, Ethan, and Chloe Dykstra as they journey through the adventures of lactating married women, hot theme park employees, and insane girlfriends. 

Quarantine King Looking For Corona Queen from 2020-04-10T23:32:40

Welcome to season 2! Today Ethan (CrankGameplays), Ross (GameGrumps), and Alanah discuss girlfriends who aren't allowed to play Animal Crossing, people dating during quarantine, and romance in p...

A Prius Full of Hot Girls from 2018-06-21T04:55:20

Join Max Scoville, Cassidee Moser, and Alanah as they discover a 70+ year old man's missing love, some weird thing about bugs, and ass haikus. 

My Dog Had Diarrhea in Warby Parker and You Held Him from 2018-06-06T18:00

A cute boy holds a dog with bowel problems, an unfortunately timed boner, too many brussels sprouts and someone crying in NYC. Join Andrew Goldfarb, Blaine Gibson, and Alanah Pearce on this week...

You Farted in Kroger Yesterday from 2018-05-23T13:00

Recording live from Australia, we talk about hot girls farting, nude beaches, and Australian 'tradies'. Featuring Alanah's mum and aunt!

The Lovely Lady in the Red Convertible from 2018-05-09T16:00

Picking up girls at Planned Parenthood, hitting on someone even though they're on a date, and one man's very specific "friendship" requirements. Special guests Cole Gallian and Amarisse Sullivan...

My China Doll from 2018-04-25T16:00

A freezing cold skateboarder, rich dudes at grocery stores, and a woman called China Doll. Join Marty, Alanah, and Terri Schwartz for another episode of RLOC!

Good Girl, Bad Morning from 2018-04-12T06:15:19

Someone swoops in on a couple's argument, an awkward back scratch, and Bubbles. Join Alanah, Marty, and special guest Anthony Carboni for this week's episode!

I Grabbed Your Boob on Sunset from 2018-03-28T16:00

A not-so-stealthy boob grab, a prison break, and a wild night in New Orleans. Join guest Joshua Ovenshire from Smosh Games, Marty, and Alanah for the latest episode of RLOC. 

Wife Needs a Massage from 2018-03-14T16:00

Alanah tells more weird Australian stories, Marty uncovers a balloon fetish, and Kinda Funny's Joey Noelle joins in to talk airplane romance. Sort of. 

The Thicc Girl at Menards from 2018-02-28T17:00

Thicc girls doing hardware shopping, a woman who can't control her bladder on a date, and condescending romance at the DMV. Join Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Jared Petty for another episode o...

GARY - WHERE ARE YOU from 2018-02-14T12:00

A man obsessed with blue lights on a hat, Gary's illegitimate child, and the self-deprecating Uber driver. This weeks Missed Connections brought to you by Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Zach Ry...

Red Lips, Orange Car - the trailer from 2018-02-07T17:00

What the hell is this podcast we're starting? Why does it have that weird name?