Podcasts by Report This Post

179f - Homesteading from 2022-02-20T05:00:14

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178f - Taylor Swift (with @prissyfox) from 2022-02-13T05:00:17

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177f - Game Shows from 2022-02-06T05:00:25

Over an extra hour of posts over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

176f - Weddings from 2022-01-30T05:00:15

There's like an extra hour of this episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

175f - Latinx from 2022-01-23T05:00:34

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174f - Morrissey from 2022-01-16T05:00:28

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173f - Teaching from 2022-01-09T05:00:42

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172f - Kanye West from 2022-01-02T05:00:12

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The Best of 2021 from 2021-12-29T05:00:12

Folks it's a clip show! I went back and found some of the best moments from the podcast in 2021 and compiled them for you, our wonderful listeners. If you'd like to hear the full episodes we clippe...

171f - The Matrix from 2021-12-26T05:00:16

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170f - My Chemical Romance from 2021-12-19T05:00:26

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169f - Fetlife (with @nopoweradeinusa) from 2021-12-12T05:00:20

Thanks to Aussie CHRISTIAN for joining us on this one. It's really gross. Full ep patreon.com/reportthispost

UNLOCKED - Bonus Episode - Three Hundred Pounds from 2021-12-08T12:39:54

Here's this week's bonus episode in its entirety as a special treat I guess. Full ep: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

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168f - Sweden from 2021-12-05T05:00:12

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167f - Kingdom Hearts from 2021-11-28T05:00:14

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166f - Indigenous Peoples from 2021-11-21T05:00:29

Only when the last tree has died, and the last river has been poisoned, and the last fish has been caught, will we realize that these posts stink! Happy Thanksgiving folx, enjoy the land you rightf...

TEASER 100 - Black Web from 2021-11-17T18:46:21

Full special 100th bonus episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

165f - Ghosts from 2021-11-14T05:00:11

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TEASER - Masculine Backpack from 2021-11-10T05:00:04

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164f - Bidets from 2021-11-07T04:00:14

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TEASER - Pretty Girl from 2021-11-03T04:00:34

Who? The girl reading this...full ep patreon.com/reportthispost

163f - Dolls from 2021-10-31T04:01:54

Ma ma...Ma ma...Thanks to Marsyas for choosing this wonderful topic! Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Happy Day from 2021-10-27T04:00:34

Happy Day. Full ep Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

162f - Capitalism from 2021-10-24T04:00:12

Give us your fucking money, pigs Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Spooky Indeed from 2021-10-21T04:00:34

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161f - Socialism from 2021-10-17T04:00:20

From each according to his ability, to each according to his...posts? This week's episode, as chosen by ALICE, is all about socialism, the political belief that mommy and daddy freaking should pay ...

TEASER - Malignant from 2021-10-13T04:00:57

Go see "Malignant," the latest shocking and thrilling film from M. Night Shyamalan, in theaters now #sponsored Full episode Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

160f - OnlyFans from 2021-10-10T04:00:17

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TEASER - Primitive Root from 2021-10-06T04:00:40

Jesus CHrist. Full ep Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

159f - NoFap from 2021-10-03T04:00:20

You've had blue balls all week waiting for the latest episode of report that pose or whatever this fucking thing is called who cares. Soundcloud has ads now on their page even though we pay $144 a ...

TEASER - Button from 2021-09-29T04:00:39

A wonderful listener called in and said the N-word on the voicemail and he's black so we got to play it ^_^ We have no way to prove he's black but that's none of my business I'm just sippin the tea...

158f - Air Travel from 2021-09-26T04:00:09

Folks if you thought airline food was bad, wait till you hear these posts! They're even worse! Thanks to STEPHEN for choosing this topic by literally paying money to do so at ReportThisPost.com! Fu...

TEASER - Billhan Omaher from 2021-09-22T04:01:26

Christian lost a body part. Listen to hear which one! Full episode over on Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

157f - Israel from 2021-09-19T04:00:06

L'chaim! Full episode Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. Buy an episode topic and merch at ReportThisPost.com

TEASER - LIVE 3rd Anniversary Show - 9/11/21 from 2021-09-15T04:00:47

We celebrated the show's 3rd anniversary in style, by recording a very low quality Zoom show with our wonderful patrons. Listen to the whole episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

156f - Stanley Kubrick from 2021-09-12T04:00:17

Whazzup droogs! This week's episode is all about the infamous director of THE SHINING and AMERICAN PSYCHO and BOONDOCK SAINTS, Mr. Stanley Kubrick himself. Big thanks to MIKE for selecting this epi...

155f - Grilling from 2021-09-05T04:00:16

Grab an ice cold brew and squirt that lighter fluid all over those briquettes as your guests demand the most charred hot dogs possible. Big ups to our pal TESS for picking this episode. FULL EP: pa...

TEASER - Report This Short - The Legend of Zelda from 2021-09-01T04:01:05

Welp Geiger became obsessed with Zelda thanks to his dumb Nintendo Switch so we had to do an episode about it. Somehow lotsa folks be thinkin that Zelda should be black or shouldn't be black, so th...

154f - Vore from 2021-08-29T13:38:40

Bone apple tea! Full episode only at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Geiger Got A Switch from 2021-08-25T04:00:45

Just playing Zelda all day now. Full ep patreon.com/reportthispost

153f - Grease from 2021-08-22T04:00:15

It's the word! Plenty of people have opinions about this movie and they love to post about it for some reason. Thankfully we're here to find the good content you desperately crave. Thanks to RIGEL ...

TEASER - Stinky Tofu from 2021-08-18T04:00:44

Recorded this one at 9am on a Tuesday, so you know it's good. Full ep patreon.com/reportthispost

152f - Italians (with @realonlineboy) from 2021-08-15T04:00:26

Sam (@realonlineboy from Twitter) joins us to talk about Italians, one of the worst races of people on the planet. Buongiorno! Thanks to BORIS for picking this ep. Full episode over at Patreon.com/...

TEASER - Completely Non-Man from 2021-08-11T04:00:35

Geiger got into a car accident plus Christian's daughter is a White Nationalist! Full episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

151f - Academia from 2021-08-08T04:00:24

Thanks to listener DOCTOR Big Jim Fridge for choosing this topic about the soyboy nerds and eggheads that love homework so much, they spend the entirety of their prime years reading and writing abo...

TEASER - Oy Vey! from 2021-08-04T04:00:34

Christian breaks down the Chris Chan saga plus Geiger breaks out a real good accent for a post. Gotta tune in to find out more! Whole episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

150f - The Beatles from 2021-08-01T04:00:31

These boys really went and sang "I am the walrus" and ppl were like damn wow that's so true. British freaks! There's a reason we won the Revolutionary War. Scoreboard! Anyway, this was a fun one. F...

TEASER - Appalling Insensitivity from 2021-07-28T04:00:41

Geiger reviews the new Space Jam movie plus some good old perverted fucking posts about freaking crap. Whole damn ass ep over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

149f - Peppa Pig from 2021-07-25T04:00:11

Well, thanks to listener AJ for having us do an episode about a British children's TV show. Found quite a few perverts that love this little pig, and perhaps AJ is one of them! You can also pick an...

TEASER - 5'2 White Men from 2021-07-21T04:00:40

FULL EPISODE OVER ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST WOWWWW Back again with another bonus episode featuring some great posts involving trans book banning, the intricacies of breeding amon...

148f - The Bruenigs from 2021-07-18T04:00:10

It's an entire episode about famous internet lefty scamps Elizabeth and Matt Bruenig. I'm on record in believing this was a completely unnecessary episode. But it actually turned out good! Thank go...

TEASER - LIVE Patron Show - 7/10/21 from 2021-07-14T04:00:22

This month's live episode was a real doozy, featuring some truly horrific posts and images. Both the audio and the video are available over on Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. Sign up today and you can ...

147f - Bitcoin from 2021-07-11T04:00:12

Folks you don't need a dedicated mining to rig to dig up the many dogshit posts about cryptocurrency! Thanks to MATTHEW for selecting this stupid topic. You can do so as well by joining Patreon.com...

UNLOCKED - Bonus - Dozens of Little Maggots from 2021-07-07T04:00:50

OH SHIT!!! We have an unlocked bonus ep this week for our wonderful non-paying little piggies to enjoy. This is a great example of the usual shenanigans we get into every week on the bonus ep: horr...

146f - Real Housewives from 2021-07-04T04:00:10

Grab a Xanax and a pitcher of wine and enjoy some posts inspired by the worst franchise in television history! Thanks to JAMIE for selecting this topic! Head over to PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST for ...

TEASER - A Weird White from 2021-06-30T04:01

We're back to your regularly scheduled bonus eps where we read some dogshit posts about all sortsa topics. Geiger discovered a new forum and a great source of awful content! Christian tried an ille...

145f - Hockey from 2021-06-27T04:00:09

Thanks to JOEY for picking this week's topic, which of course is Canada's favorite whites-only sport: HOCKEY! Go Bolts! Full ep: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

Immortan June - TEASER - Fury Road from 2021-06-23T04:00:49

Ride with us eternal into July as our month-long national nightmare concludes at last with 2015's Mad Max: Fury Road! FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

144f - Looney Tunes from 2021-06-20T04:00:29

What's "ep" doc? Hmm. Well thanks to JOE for picking this one. This episode is sponsored by the new SPACE JAM movie, coming to theaters in the next couple weeks or months or whatever. PATREON.COM/R...

Immortan June - TEASER - Beyond Thunderdome from 2021-06-16T04:00:33

They really do go beyond that damn thunderdome, don't they? This movie's weird but kinda fun! Tina Turner plays a character named "Aunty" and Mel Gibson wears a hijab! Love it! FULL EPISODE: PATREO...

143f - Fishing from 2021-06-13T07:40:59

You caught yourself a real nice big one here folks. Thanks to NATHAN for picking this topic! Full episode at PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

Immortan June - TEASER - The Road Warrior from 2021-06-09T04:00:53

This movie fucking rocks. Full episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

142f - Jam Bands (with @mattytalks) from 2021-06-06T04:00:21

The Jam Band Racist himself Matty joins us to talk about Grateful Dead and all the other Phanatics out there that love to listen to songs that have playtimes longer than "The Irishman." Huge shout...

TEASER - Immortan June - Mad Max from 2021-06-02T04:00:53

Do not, my friends, become addicted to podcasts. They will take hold of you and you will resent their absence. We kick this month's special event off with Mad Max from 1979. FULL EPISODE: PATREON.C...

141f - Sports Mascots from 2021-05-30T04:00:23

Thanks to JACK for selecting this topic. We really focused on the Native American mascot debate, and found a lot of very nuanced and interesting takes on the subject. Lol. FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM...

Report This Short - TEASER - Zack Snyder from 2021-05-26T04:01

Finally an episode about the visionary director behind such visionary films like "300" and "Sucker Punch" and "Scary Batman" and numerous other visionary films. The visionary director is in the new...

140f - Lord of the Rings from 2021-05-23T04:00:10

One does not simply listen to a podcast. Lol. Anyway check out this great episode where we read a bunch of bad posts about everyone's favorite books and movies about hobbits and shit. Full episode ...

TEASER - LIVE Patron Show - 5/15/21 from 2021-05-19T04:00:56

The latest live episode is up over on Patreon! We talked with a buncha great listeners who shared unpalatable posts for you to enjoy. Plus one of them dies live on air! Gotta subscribe over on Patr...

UNLOCKED - 139 - Home Improvement from 2021-05-16T04:00:16

This week's full episode is unlocked for our wonderful listeners because the ending of this episode is not to be missed. If you like this content, you can get full episodes every week over at patre...

TEASER - RIP Murray from 2021-05-12T19:09:46

Pour one out for Murray. And...THIS SATURDAY, MAY 15th! The next RTP Live episode at 9pm. Just for our wonderful patrons. Join the Patreon now so you can join the live show to read bad posts! Patre...

138f - The United Kingdom from 2021-05-08T23:00:10

OI BRUV!!!!! WOT IS THIS THEN!!!!! It's the latest ep of the damn show, innit. FULL EPPIE OVER AT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST ROIGHT

TEASER - Noid from 2021-05-05T04:00:52

Learn how to avoid the Noid and other unsavory characters in this week's bonus episode. Plus...several dogshit posts! FULL BONUS EP!!! at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost PLUS tons of goddamn bonus conte...

137f - Twilight from 2021-05-02T04:00:12

Are you Team Jacob? Team Edward? Or maybe just Team Bad Posts, which is what we are, as we have dedicated a not-insignificant portion of our lives to bringing bad posts to you, our wonderful fans. ...

136f - The McElroy Brothers from 2021-04-25T04:00:11

Load up this episode and kiss your dad square on the lips. Thanks to FINN for selecting this truly awful episode topic full of unbelievably terrible posts. And I would like to apologize for this ep...

TEASER - LIVE Patron Show - 4/19/21 from 2021-04-21T05:00:41

The latest live episode was a real hoot, mainly because Geiger shared an unbelievably traumatic story from his childhood that you just GOTTA hear. Thanks to all the folks who joined us to read post...

135f - David Lynch from 2021-04-18T04:00:19

Grab yourself a cup of damn good coffee and listen to an episode about David Lynch, that bad director people pretend is good! Hey I'm just joshin ya folks, he's alright. Or is he? What a Lynchian t...

TEASER - Scarecrow (with Charlie) from 2021-04-14T04:00:56

We sat at a brewery and watched Wrestlemania 37 and recorded us watching that plus reading posts with old friend of the show, Charlie! You may remember him from the Wrestling episode from like, a y...

134f - Psychedelics from 2021-04-11T04:00:21

You're not trippin' balls: it's a brand new episode of Report This Post, your favorite piece of media! Big thanks to Joseph who picked this topic, it truly was a great source for all sorts of dumb ...

TEASER - Fiddle Faddle from 2021-04-07T04:00:52

What does fiddle faddle mean? Boy do we have an answer for you in the full episode of this week's bonus episode, available only at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

133f - Red Hot Chili Peppers from 2021-04-04T04:00:20

I'd rather be living "under the bridge" than do another episode about this awful band! Thanks to Kate for purchasing this episode topic for Nick, a gift that likely made him want to "give it away."...

TEASER - 5.783 inches from 2021-03-31T04:01:10

This week's bonus episode is profound in its importance. Lots of good posts about cocks and such. Next live episode is Monday April 19th at 9pm Eastern! ONLY at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

132f - Horses from 2021-03-28T06:00:10

Welp, we learned a lot about horses in this one. We definitely know the difference between mares and stallions and geldings and etc now. Lots of crazy horse gals in this one folks! Thanks to Evan f...

TEASER - Norwegia from 2021-03-24T05:00:42

Had a lot of fun in this one, folks. We read some bad posts and hear some dreadful voicemails and even debut a whole new segment, one that will be very ripe for lots of content! Tune in now! Only a...

131f - Lawyers from 2021-03-21T05:00:10

OBJECTION! Even if your client is a real piece of shit, you'll love listening to this one! We found a bunch of posts featuring absolutely dogshit lawyers. Or "solicitors" or whatever the fuck you f...

TEASER - LIVE Episode - 03/15/2021 from 2021-03-18T15:00:58

We did a live episode just for our fans over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. Enjoy this little teaser of the audio, but you can get the entire audio AND video only over at Patreon!

130f - Redheads from 2021-03-14T06:00:38

Watch out for the "daywalkers" folks. Boy that's a funny joke! Lots of really bad posts in this one from perverts who love redheads and plenty more from people who really hate redheads. Perfect. Th...

Report This Short - TEASER - Texas (with Thomas @len0killer) from 2021-03-10T06:01:08

It's time for a Texas style episode of Report This Short, and who better to talk Texan than an honest to God Texan. Thomas (@len0killer from Twitter) joins us and we shoot the shit about shit, Texa...

129f - Doctor Who from 2021-03-07T06:00:12

Thanks to David, aka THE BEER NERD, for picking this episode topic for his lovely bride FABY. I guess they both like this absolutely dorky ass show for complete nerds or something. It's campy sci-f...

TEASER - Please Don't Disrespect Me from 2021-03-03T06:01:12

We are doing a LIVE ZOOM CALL-IN FUN INTERACTIVE EPISODE on MARCH 15th at 9PM EASTERN TIME! And we will want YOU motherfuckers to provide some posts to read LIVE on the podcast for us so we can ent...

128f - Video Game Streamers from 2021-02-28T06:00:22

This one's about video game streamers, a thing that lots of perverts really like for some reason. We're thinking it's time we start a Twitch channel, right? What the hell would we even do on it? Fu...

Reboot This Post - TEASER - Marvel from 2021-02-24T06:01:08

Excelsior! It's the last Reboot This Post--until next time, kids--same Bat time, sam Bat channel! Don't care if that's not Marvel. This episode has an unexpected takedown of Rosa Parks of all peopl...

127f - Fast Food from 2021-02-21T06:00:15

Good morning or should I say good afternoon. You're gonna be lovin this one. You can have it your way over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

Reboot This Post - TEASER - QAnon from 2021-02-17T06:00:52

Our very sane and level-headed friends that follow QAnon are still around waiting for that big ass storm to come and awaken shit up. You'll hear some really dumb shit in this one folks--that's the ...

126f - Cocktails from 2021-02-14T06:01:52

Shaken or stirred? Hell it doesn't matter to us, just listen to the damn episode. Possibly some of the most atrocious posts yet! Thanks to NOAH for picking this episode topic! He did so by upgradin...

Reboot This Post - TEASER - Bodybuilding from 2021-02-10T06:01:02

We got a lunk alarm folks! That's right, we rebooted episode #12 of Report This Post and dug up some more absolutely dogshit posts from bodybuilders, arguably the worst people online. Some of these...

125f - Model Trains from 2021-02-07T06:00:18

Alllllll aboard! Come and ride the train with us and hear all about the hobby favored by decaying 75 year old autistic grandfathers everywhere. Hey thanks to CHRIS for picking this topic! You littl...

Reboot This Post - TEASER - Suburbia from 2021-02-03T06:00:48

For the month of February, we’re looking back into the archives of the podcast and selecting a topic to reboot with all new posts for a modern audience. And it's only available to our wonderful pat...

124f - Gardening from 2021-01-31T06:00:37

This one's about gardening. Full episode PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST. Thanks to JENNY for upgrading her Patreon membership and selecting this topic!

TEASER - Poor Little Guatemalan from 2021-01-27T06:01:07

One of the least racist episodes yet. Full ep at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

123f - My Little Pony from 2021-01-24T06:00:19

Stomp your hooves folks, it's time for the MLP episode, a topic chosen by listener NATHAN, and one that is long overdue for our ridicule. You'll be surprised to hear there are a lot of perverts in ...

TEASER - Report This Short - Birthdays from 2021-01-20T12:11:16

It's Geiger's birthday today, and that means only one thing....BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every poster from StormFront, 4chan, MGTOW, Twitter, Reddit, and ADISC come in for a HUGE party* FULL EPISODE: p...

122f - Cryptozoology from 2021-01-17T06:00:19

Bigfeet, mothmen, and Jersey devils, oh my! Everyone's favorite pseudoscience (and I don't mean the study of the female orgasm!!) is finally getting its own episode. We hear from some absolute frea...

TEASER - Sweet Cusp from 2021-01-13T06:00:57

Geiger finds a legitimately insane person online and also some more posts regarding "Parenting," the topic of last week's show, because there's a bunch of insane parents out there (not us!). Full e...

121f - Parenting from 2021-01-10T06:00:20

Gather your little tikes around the radio and listen to this wonderful family-friendly episode as chosen by listener Matt! You can also choose a topic by going to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost or goin...

TEASER - White Olive Oil from 2021-01-06T06:00:44

Happy New Year folks! It's 2021! We talk a bit about the Holidays before diving into some real dogshit posts and you can hear a whole shit load more over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

120f - Saturday Night Live from 2021-01-03T06:00:14

Your two favorite wild and crazy guys are here to read some shitty posts about everyone's favorite show that hasn't been good for longer than most of our listeners have been alive! You guys remembe...

TEASER - The Worst Posts of 2020 from 2020-12-30T06:01:04

Here it is folks, the absolute most dogshit fucking posts of the year, many of which were chosen by our handsome wonderful patrons. You can become one of those perfect people yourself over at Patre...

UNLOCKED - 119 - Feet from 2020-12-27T06:00:14

Unlocked full episode as a holiday treat. Unfortunately the topic is FEET, those awful, disgusting, and very sexy things attached to your legs. This one's a freebie but if you enjoy the taste, head...

TEASER - Evil Horny Idea from 2020-12-23T06:00:58

We hear from an old friend of show plus exchange Christmas gifts and read some shitty posts in this one. It's got it all, folks. Heil Hitler and Happy Holidays! FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/ReportThis...

118f - Michael Jackson from 2020-12-20T06:00:38

Nothing "Bad" about this episode, folks. It's a real "Thriller" in fact. You could even say, it's a real "Scream (featuring Janet Jackson)" of a good time. Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportTh...

TEASER - Hello Kitty Knives from 2020-12-16T06:01:01

Another proposed title for this one was "Wives and Slaves." Tune in to find out why! Listen to the whole damn ep over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

117f - Buddhism from 2020-12-13T06:00:10

Buddha once said, "Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without." Clearly that dipshit never heard of podcasts! Hey speaking of podcasts, why not listen to this week's episode of Report This Pos...

Report This Short - TEASER - Hanukkah from 2020-12-09T06:01:05

It's a mitzvah! Uh...time to spin some dreidels. Or is it just the one? Hey there's no "spin" here folks: this is a great episode of Report This Short. Full damn ass episode over at PATREON.COM/REP...

116f - Pokémon from 2020-12-06T06:00:15

Gotta post 'em all! Lots of posts about Pikachus and Metapods and shit. I bet there's a podcast about Pokémon called Metapodcast. Won't be looking this up. FULL EPISODE PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

TEASER - Drenched from 2020-12-02T06:00:45

We read some posts in this one and basically don't talk about chicken sandwiches at all. Sorry! Full episode: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

115f - Charlotte Clymer from 2020-11-29T06:00:42

Thank you to listener Jack for subjecting all of us to an entire episode about everyone's favorite permanently online dipshit lib, Charlotte Clymer. Full episode: patreon.com/reportthispost and you...

TEASER - Report This Short - Thanksgiving from 2020-11-25T06:00:53

You may be socially distancing yourself from your fat racist cousins this year, but you can't socially distance yourself from your favorite fat racist podcast hosts! It's a special episode with not...

114f - Aliens from 2020-11-22T06:00:23

Hello earthlings, take me to your...poster? Hmm! Thanks to listener DAVID for selecting the topic for this week's episode. And thanks to RTP's Junior Producer Christian for this week's wonderful ar...

TEASER - Freelance Podcaster from 2020-11-18T06:01:01

It's the 69th bonus episode. How droll. Full episode available at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

113f - Animal Crossing from 2020-11-15T06:00:21

Well. Thanks to Amelia and Alex for choosing this episode topic. Animal Crossing is apparently a video game or something. Great. You can also choose an episode topic over at reportthispost.storenvy...

TEASER - Hot Sauce from 2020-11-11T06:01:18

We followed up on that gosh darn election thing that happened plus some truly repugnant posts, PLUS Geiger breaks down the entire political enterprise. You don't wanna miss it, folks. FULL EPISODE:...

112f - The 2020 Election (with Matt Christman) from 2020-11-08T06:00:09

In a sign of bipartisanship and civility between podcasts, we brought in Matt Christman of Chapo Trap House to talk about the election and to read a whole bunch of absolute dogshit posts. FULL EPI...

TEASER - About Good from 2020-11-04T07:04:44

We're back to the beloved regularly scheduled Patreon eps. We listen to some wonderful voicemails and--spoiler alert--reveal who won the 2020 presidential election! FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/report...

111f - Guitars from 2020-11-01T05:00:25

Just got your first real six-string at the five and dime? Have we got the episode for you! Learn how to crank your axe in this episode all about the pussy-gettingest instrument around, the guitar. ...

TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Happening from 2020-10-28T05:00:52

There appears to be an event happening...the latest and lastest episode of Report This Ghost, that is. And it's all about M. Night Shyamalan's putrid piece of shit "The Happening." FULL EPISODE OVE...

110f - MMA from 2020-10-25T05:00:26

Don't know enough about MMA to make a fun description. Enjoy the show! You'll enjoy an extra HOUR of posts if you head over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Gate from 2020-10-21T06:00:56

This week's RTG is a seminal classic: The Gate, a movie from 1987, the last year of good culture and fashion, as evidenced by the characters in this wonderful film. Report This Ghost theme by mark_...

109f - Hip Hop from 2020-10-18T06:00:14

Well my name is MC Geiger and I'm here to say, we found some bad posts in the ep today :) I love rap! If you love hip hop as much as I do, you'll want to hear more posts over at Patreon.com/ReportT...

TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Thing from 2020-10-14T04:37:49

Back at it again talking about horror movies for October, and this one is a Karpenter Kult Klassic: The Thing! Report This Ghost theme by mark_immune (https://soundcloud.com/moore_noyce). Get the e...

108f - Australia from 2020-10-11T06:00:15

OI MATE!!!!!! Old pal of the show Christian (@nopoweradeinusa on Twitter) from Down Unda joins us to talk about the Big Island: Australia. Thanks to Claire for picking this episode topic for the bi...

TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Shining from 2020-10-07T06:00:47

For the month of October we will be talking about a different horror movie every week! First up: The Shining! Report This Ghost theme by mark_immune (https://soundcloud.com/moore_noyce). Full episo...

107f - Zombies from 2020-10-04T07:54:22

Folks you don't need brrrrrrraaaaaaains to know there's a buncha bad posts about zombies online! Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Master of the House from 2020-09-30T06:01:04

What is the proper etiquette at one of Christian's infamous poker nights? Find out in this adorkable lil teaser of the full episode available over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

106f - Silicon Valley from 2020-09-27T06:00:24

Our wonderful listener Vanessa selected this topic and she also supplied most of the posts. She has the Silicon Valley mindset. Do you? A lot more posts over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Ruth Bader Ginsburg from 2020-09-23T06:00:54

The Notorious RBG is RIP! We celebrate the death of American democracy with this lighthearted episode featuring some real dumb-as-dirt dipshits dissing a dead dame. FULL EPISODE: Patreon.com/Report...

105f - Stand-Up Comedy from 2020-09-20T01:00:08

Flying's weird, huh folks? You seen this folks? You ever see this? Ya see this? You know what I mean folks? You ever see this? This? Have you seen this? What do ya think folks? You think folks? Fol...

TEASER - Rich Psychos Having Some Fun from 2020-09-16T06:00:58

We read some humiliating awful posts plus the boys got high together! What happened when they did? Head over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost to find out!

104f - Super Mario from 2020-09-13T06:00:13

MAMA MIA! It's the latest episode of Report This Post! You can grab a power-up by heading over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost and getting the full episode. So long!

The 2nd Anniversary Episode TEASER from 2020-09-09T06:00:59

We've done this goddamn thing for 2 years now and here's a super special episode to celebrate. You can of course hear the entire 2 hours over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

103f - 9/11 from 2020-09-06T06:00

Never forget...that people make bad posts online! Especially about events supposedly involving real planes and not CGI holograms! Wake up! Full episode at patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Fun Girl from 2020-09-02T06:00:57

Geiger did something he hasn't done in many months and Christian's dating life and....much more! Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

102f - Wine from 2020-08-30T06:00:17

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TEASER - Om Nom Epic Bacon from 2020-08-26T06:00:57

Christian tries internet dating! Ruh roh! More over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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101f - Dungeons & Dragons from 2020-08-23T06:00:16

You roll a 20 and guess what, there's a bunch of shitty posts. Full episode at patreon.com/reportthispost

TEASER - Log Off and Grill from 2020-08-19T06:00:15

Geiger's in Georgia so here's a prerecorded bonus episode. Nothing topical was discussed so no worries about this ep being dated. More over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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100f - Podcasts from 2020-08-16T06:00:15

Holy cuntwaffle Batman, it's been 100 episodes! Caleb from "PODCAST ABOUT LIST" joins us to talk about "podcasts," the worst thing in the world. Follow Caleb on Twitter: twitter.com/braingetter; li...

TEASER - It's Bonus Episode 61 from 2020-08-12T06:00:43

Listen to this wonderful story of Geiger stalking/harassing Christian. More over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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99 - Billionaires from 2020-08-09T06:00:22

Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and listen to this week's episode! Bonus episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! from 2020-08-05T06:00:46

HUGE announcement about the future of Report This Post. Folks, you don't wanna miss out, and of course you'll want to sign up immediately over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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98 - Cars from 2020-08-02T06:00:16

Vroom vroom motherfuckers! Bonus episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - Cigar Guys from 2020-07-29T06:00:26

We join Geiger in the middle of a story about how Aaron Carter went to his middle school. Much more for our beloved patrons over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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97 - New York City from 2020-07-26T05:59:59

Start spreading the news, it's a new episode of Report This Post! Bonus episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - Talented and Embellished from 2020-07-22T06:00:49

Consent in dreams, n-word passes, Tesla, crunchy moms, and the damn moon! All for our beloved patrons over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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96 - Wrestling from 2020-07-19T06:00

It's wrestling! Are you ready to...tumbl? We are joined by a very special guest: CHARLIE! Bonus episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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Report This Short - TEASER - Otherkin from 2020-07-15T06:00:56

Another Report This Short, this one about people who identify as things and galaxies and plants and shit. All for our beloved patrons over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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95 - Anime from 2020-07-12T06:00:14

Konichiwah! Bonus episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - Report This Short - Hamilton from 2020-07-08T06:00:51

Shoot Your Shot (?) and listen to a bunch of vile posts about Hamilton, the rapping historical delight. All for our beloved patrons over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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94 - Landlords from 2020-07-05T06:00:11

We are pleased to be joined this week with David, also known as @TheBeerNerd from Twitter lore to discuss LANDLORDS! Folks there's a bonus episode with lots more posts available over at Patreon.com...

Report This Short - TEASER - MGTOW & Diapers from 2020-07-01T06:01:21

Ah hell folks, we went and did it, an entire episode just for MGTOW and Diaper posts. All for our beloved patrons over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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93 - Graduation from 2020-06-28T06:00:12

Congrats to the class of 2020! Your life is only going to get way worse from here. Celebrate by listening to this wonderful episode, containing such topics as removing certain bodily fluids from gr...

TEASER - Reading Comprehension Fail from 2020-06-24T06:01:02

Father's Day, OhNoSheTwitnt, someone got fired for posts, Dershowitz sharing weird stuff, and much more! Check out Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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92 - The Sopranos from 2020-06-21T06:00:12

Commendatori! This episode's got posts about Italian stereotypes, braindead fan theories, the symbolism of the stomach, and of course, the show's subversive Jewish propaganda. Folks there's a bonus...

TEASER - Pikachu Shock Face from 2020-06-17T06:00:54

Hot sauce, VR sex, "The Office" is responsible for Donald Trump, trouble in paradise for one appliance store owner, Red Kahina, average Asian boys, dads on Facebook, memelords, Christian's angry re...

91 - Minecraft from 2020-06-14T06:00:10

It's about Minecraft. That game. Folks there's a bonus episode with 20 extra posts available over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - OhNormSheTwitnt from 2020-06-10T06:01:08

Got some real bad posts for you plus possibly a legendary new character... Lots more over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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90 - Nurses from 2020-06-07T06:00:18

Hellllooooooo nurse! We honor our heroes of the moment with an episode dedicated to people who hate them plus crazy nurses who hate you! Folks there's a bonus episode with 16 extra posts available ...

TEASER - Report This Short - The Protests from 2020-06-03T06:00:47

You can find a big ass resource for how to support Black Lives Matter here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jsCO7zuVvpj4gWyheDZ1jH2i83hVUsYLjEhsLnl9-8c/edit?fbclid=IwAR1y96gG0sBwPMDEk...

89 - Metal from 2020-05-31T06:00:27

This episode topic was chosen by a subscriber to the Patreon! You can do that if you join at the Administrator level. More details at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - Tan Turd from 2020-05-27T06:00:43

Geiger shares some great content from his high school alum Facebook group. Plus lots more shit over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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88 - H. P. Lovecraft from 2020-05-24T06:00:13

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'port wgah'nagl Posts!
More content over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
Got a This Ain't It Chief you want to share? Call(904) 468-POST and read us a good one. P...

TEASER - Report This Post LIVE! (on Zoom) from 2020-05-20T06:00:43

We did a live show for our beloved patrons last week! You can here more and even watch the video over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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87 - Star Trek from 2020-05-17T06:00:13

Good posts about Star Trek? Highly illogical, captain!
More content over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
Got a This Ain't It Chief you want to share? Call(904) 468-POST and read us a good on...

TEASER - Khristian: Kop Kaller from 2020-05-13T06:00:53

We broke social distancing protocol to record an episode in Christian's backyard. This teaser will let you know if that risk to humanity was worth it. Hear more over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost Listen

86 - Vaping from 2020-05-10T06:07:36

We are joined this week by Christian (Twitter's @nopoweradeinusa) to go super in-depth on those chunky cloud puffers we all know and love.
More content over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - Zoom Test from 2020-05-06T06:00:34

We tried out a Zoom meeting thing. You can the entire 55 minute video of us awkwardly staring at ourselves on a screen and talking over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
Hey if you guys want to hav...

85 - Polyamory from 2020-05-03T06:00:29

Grab the wife and the husband and the other wife and take a listen to this episode about that thing ugly people love: polyamory!
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TEASER - Have A Good from 2020-04-29T06:01:18

Christian shares some of the great recipes he's been whipping up in the kitchen. More bonus content over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
Hey if you guys want to have your call featured on the THI...

84 - Final Fantasy from 2020-04-26T06:00:38

Ghaa haah hah hah! This week's episode is a real grind, folks: Final Fantasy, the beloved video game series of every hirsute smelly manchild everywhere. You'll want to drink a few "potions" to get ...

TEASER - Cut Cut Cut from 2020-04-24T06:03:13

Here's a charming story from the subreddit "Crippling Alcoholism." More bonus content over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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83 - Marijuana from 2020-04-19T06:00:33

Whoaaa mann light up a spliffy weed joint and celebrate 4/20 in style by listening to the two biggest squares on the planet discuss pot, the beer of the weed world.
....and be sure to call our ...

TEASER - Stoop-Free State from 2020-04-15T06:01:05

Are you charmed by the tweets of the Steak-umm twitter account? Maybe you're a dumbass dipshit!
....and be sure to call our new hotline and leave a voicemail yourself! (904) 468-POST
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82 - Jesus Christ from 2020-04-12T06:00:23

Happy Easter! Here are a bunch of posts about that guy your grandma has a garish statue of in her living room, Jesus Christ!
....and be sure to call our new hotline! (904) 468-POST and leave a...

TEASER - Content For Content's Sake from 2020-04-08T06:00:43

Geiger details his experience watching this year's surreal Wrestlemania. You can hear more at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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81 - Multi-Level Marketing from 2020-04-05T06:00:03

Hey girl ???? Did you know you can earn ? thousands of dollars ?? while working at home ? in your PJs ? with your babies ?? and a glass of red wine ? in your hand ?? ? And have you been wondering ?...

TEASER - Sady Doyle's Adult Skateboarding Husband from 2020-04-01T06:01:33

A fine little teaser of our boys answering a fun voicemail from a beloved patron. You can hear more at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
....and be sure to call our new hotline and leave a voicemail y...

80 - Feminism from 2020-03-29T06:00:12

This week we are joined by a lady named Courtney Soliday (@courtneysoliday on Twitter) to talk about ladies and all their stuff! You may have noticed some folks online have very strong opinions abo...

TEASER - 5'9 Dullard from 2020-03-25T05:00:50

Geiger goes in-depth on why he got fired in this week's great bonus episode. Hey speaking of that, Geiger doesn't make money these days, so if uhh you wanna help in that regard, head over to Patreo...

THROWBACK - 07 - Homewreckers from 2020-03-22T05:00:10

Hey gang, the dastardly coronavirus has sorta thrown a spanner into the works over here at RTPHQ, so we're doing a throwback episode here, one we did way back in the year of 2018, back when we actu...

TEASER - Christian's Starting from 2020-03-18T06:34:27

A few former Lyin' Liz dullards got interesting tattoos recently. You can hear more at https://www.patreon.com/posts/34995767
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79 - Philosophy from 2020-03-15T05:00:15

This episode is about those syphilitic blowhards we all know and love: philosophers! Even more awful posts over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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TEASER - Report This Short - Democratic Primaries pt. 2 from 2020-03-11T05:00:20

Part 2 of a 500 part saga on this year's never-ending Democratic Primary! Here's a teaser and you can hear more at patreon.com/reportthispost
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78 - Dogs from 2020-03-08T06:00

Woof woof! It's an episode about puppers and doggos you perverts. This ep has some of the worst posts yet. Enjoy! Even more awful posts over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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TEASER - Putrid Slime from 2020-03-04T06:01:10

Geiger shares a charming story of a run-in with a Trump supporter, plus discussion about Florida's dynamic voter base. More content over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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77 - Fat Acceptance from 2020-03-01T06:00:40

It's time to accept that people are fat and that they're really mad about it. More bonus posts over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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TEASER - Talk of the Town from 2020-02-26T06:00:20

We do a little digging into Elizabeth Warren's mysterious barbershop. Full ep over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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76 - Sonic the Hedgehog from 2020-02-23T06:00

Gotta go fast! Everyone's favorite blue rat goblin gets his own episode. You can hear a special bonus episode where we review the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie over at: patreon.com/reportthispost Listen

TEASER - Dick-Free Girl from 2020-02-19T06:00:40

This post fucking sucks. Truly vile. If you hate it, guess what, there's a lot more over at Patreon. Here's a teaser and you can hear more at patreon.com/reportthispost
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75 - Time Travel from 2020-02-16T06:00:10

We recorded this and posted in record time which is why the music sounds so bad (no editing at all. wow!). Speaking of time, it's about time travel. Yeah! More time travel posts at patreon.com/repo...

TEASER - Report This Short - Democratic Primaries Pt. 1 from 2020-02-12T06:00:30

The Democratic Primaries are here for the next 650 years and we've found some real dogshit posts about it! Here's a teaser and you can hear more at patreon.com/reportthispost
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74 - Scientology from 2020-02-09T06:00

We might get disappeared for doing this one. Oh well! Pay for more Scientology content over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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TEASER - The Joyful Noise from 2020-02-05T06:00:30

Our friend Charlie joins us again for more raucous fun. Full episode at patreon.com/reportthispost
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73 - Wiccans from 2020-02-02T06:00

Learn all about smudging and covens and daemons and shit in this episode about wiccans and witches and warlocks etc! Pay for more witchy stuff over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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TEASER - Plethora of Quarters from 2020-01-29T06:00

For the first time in RTP history, we have an in-studio guest: CHARLIE! Charlie talks about some of the real dumb shit Geiger has done while drunk. Full episode at patreon.com/reportthispost
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72 - 4chan from 2020-01-26T06:00

The world's worst website that isn't Twitter gets the spotlight this week. These might be the worst posts we've ever found, folks. Enjoy! Pay for more of them over at patreon.com/reportthispost
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TEASER - Bath Tub Wings from 2020-01-22T06:00:20

We do a Q&A for our patrons in this week's bonus episode. In this teaser, hear the touching story of how we met. Then head to patreon to hear more of the same sorta shit. Patreon.com/ReportThisPost...

71 - Stephen King from 2020-01-19T06:00

TAK! We take on the Master of Horror himself in this week's episode, uncovering the many perverts and freaks that love and hate the guy. More Stephen King content over at: https://www.patreon.com/p...

TEASER - The Island from 2020-01-15T06:00:32

The boys go over their top 10 films of the decade in this episode! You will hear none of that in this teaser however. So if you're looking to find out what movies from the 2010s that Geiger and Chr...

70 - Florida from 2020-01-12T06:00:06

Florida Men Make Great Episode About Florida. Now there's a headline you love to see :) Bonus Florida episode: patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - 69.2 - Twitter from 2020-01-08T13:08:55

Here's a lil teaser of our bonus episode about Twitter with @mattytalks, available in full ONLY over at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32914001
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69 - Twitter from 2020-01-05T06:00:23

For this nice episode, we brought in Twitter's @mattytalks to talk about the worst website in existence, Twitter.com. Bonus Twitter talk with Matty will be dropping in a few days on Patreon
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TEASER - Edgelordiest from 2020-01-01T18:00:13

It's 2020 and we out here still listening to podcasts with terrible audio quality! Get the whole deal over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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68 - The Worst Posts of 2019 from 2019-12-29T06:00:23

Sisters and brothers, it's the worst posts of 2019, many of which were submitted by you, our loyal and wonderful listeners! THE REST OF THE WORST POSTS HERE: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32672386<...

TEASER - Report This Short - Santa Claus from 2019-12-25T06:01:13

A new concept we're trying out is Report This Short, a minisode of sorts. Every month-ish we'll release an episode for our patrons that's just like a condensed regular episode. This one deals with ...

67 - Short Men from 2019-12-22T06:00:13

SHORT KINGS UNITE! Christian and Geiger, two titans, explore some of the finest posts from considerably tinier fellas. MORE SHORT MEN POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67-2-short-men-32504348 Listen

TEASER - Polyamous Several from 2019-12-18T06:00:43

Okay the sound on this one isn't great. Blame Geiger for it. PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST
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66 - The Simpsons from 2019-12-15T06:00:23

Cowabunga! These are some seriously dogshit posts! Recorded to celebrate the 30th anniversary of this goddamn show. MORE SIMPSONS POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32299343
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TEASER - Shotgun Jack from 2019-12-11T06:00:23

Geiger is a vegan now. Weird. Hear more: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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65 - Libertarians from 2019-12-08T06:00:03

Don't tread on me my good bitch. These posts stink! MORE LIBERTARIAN POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32148409
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TEASER - Scooby-Doo Stans from 2019-12-04T12:39:18

Geiger has curly hair. Hear more: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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CYBER MONDAY - Bonus 33 - Yard of Chicken from 2019-12-02T13:46:52

For Cyber Monday, we're releasing two previously Patreon-exclusive episodes on the main feed! For free! Support the show over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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CYBER MONDAY - Bonus 05 - Mom's Work Laptop from 2019-12-02T13:44:56

For Cyber Monday, we're releasing two previously Patreon-exclusive episodes on the main feed! For free! Support the show over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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64 - Myers-Briggs from 2019-12-01T06:00:23

Whether you're an ENFP or an INTJ or an ISFP, you will simply love these posts talking about how stupid all that shit is! MORE MYERS-BRIGGS POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31949358
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TEASER - Yard of Chicken from 2019-11-27T06:00:23

The Popeye's discussion is endless on RTP. Hear more: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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63 - Cops from 2019-11-24T06:00:03

It's time to walk the thin blue line and hear bad posts from people who love cops and those who hate them as well! As open-minded moderates, we need to hear both sides to evaluate where we stand, M...

TEASER - Trip Pants from 2019-11-20T06:00:03

This is a super ridiculous story about lying and meat shoes. Hear more: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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62 - Astrology from 2019-11-17T06:00:03

This week's episode is compatible with water and fire types but not earth or wind(?) types. Folks are we talking about astrology or Pokemon? MORE ASTROLOGY POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3156...

TEASER - Cast Action Hero - Terminator: Dark Fate from 2019-11-13T12:53:47

In this week's special bonus episode, we cuddled up in Christian's wonderful Jeep Compass at the drive-in movie theater and watched Terminator: Dark Fate! Some people like this movie and others thi...

61 - The Office from 2019-11-10T14:08:56

Bill (Twitter's @prophethusband) joins us to talk about that awkward TV show you love to watch 24 hours a day! MORE POSTS ABOUT THE OFFICE: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31418442
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TEASER - Grimace: Famous Heterosexual from 2019-11-06T06:00:02

The boys talk about purple. Hear more: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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60 - Weight Loss from 2019-11-03T05:00:02

Losing weight is tough to do, and even tougher if you're a weird internet creep! MORE WEIGHT LOSS POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31227638
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TEASER - Gender Ambitious from 2019-10-30T05:00:22

We got a little weird in this bonus episode! Or not, I don't remember. Decide for yourself: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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59 - Halloween from 2019-10-27T05:00:02

This ain't no trick, folks: a brand new episode of your favorite podcast! Support us by clicking around on some of the stuff below. MORE HALLOWEEN POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31036204
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TEASER - Half Small Talk from 2019-10-23T06:00:32

Geiger has some gripes about work and wow it's enthralling! Hear more: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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58 - Craft Beer from 2019-10-20T06:00:02

This week we explore a hobby that white guys in their 30's are definitely not strategically obsessed with to mask their alcoholism, it's craft beer! MORE CRAFT BEER POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/p...

TEASER - I Put Your Cigars in There from 2019-10-16T06:00:08

Enjoy this teaser ep which might very well be the most horrifying story ever told on the podcast. Hear more: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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57 - Straight Edge from 2019-10-13T06:00:04

If you ever wondered if you can drink beer, do drugs, and still be considered straight edge, this is the show to listen to! MORE SXE POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30292795
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TEASER - Big Dark Blacks from 2019-10-09T06:00:04

I forgot what this bonus episode's name is about. Take a listen to the full unlocked ep to find out: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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56 - Joker from 2019-10-06T06:00:04

The most twisted episode to date. MORE JOKER POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30291579
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TEASER - Night Mowing from 2019-10-02T06:00:04

You will enjoy this clip. I guarantee it so much, you can put your money on it
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55 - Anti-Vaccine from 2019-09-29T06:00:14

Concerned parents should listen to this episode to find out all about big pharma's lies. MORE ANTI-VAX POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30291633
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TEASER - Marital Kombat from 2019-09-25T06:00:06

We get nostalgic in this week's bonus episode, because we're decaying old freaks who miss our glory days. Wanna hear more? Head over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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54 - Cats from 2019-09-22T06:00:06

For too long, people have enjoyed posts about cats online. No more! We dug up some real bad shit here. Enjoy it. MORE CAT POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29937860
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TEASER - Bad Sound Vol. 2 from 2019-09-18T06:00:06

Okay no more bad sounding episodes after this. Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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53 - Football from 2019-09-15T06:00:06

Hut hut! Jocks, your day has arrived. Please note that this is about AMERICAN Football, not the anti-American bullshit known as soccer. MORE FOOTBALL POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29912586 Listen

TEASER - Bad Sound Vol. 1 from 2019-09-11T06:00:16

This week's bonus episode is a very special one because the sound sucks! The content is much better though. Here's a teaser to prove it. If you'd like to pay money to listen to even more of this hi...

TEASER - Chicken & Dumplings from 2019-09-05T01:33:32

Geiger shares a charming little story of his Midwestern coworker. Christian politely listens and verbally acknowledges the story. Get the full ep over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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52 - World War II from 2019-09-01T06:00:26

Marvel in how incredibly ignorant your beloved hosts are about a topic that pretty much everyone else already knows about. Incredible! Get some bonus eps over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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TEASER - Pseudo Regifting from 2019-08-28T06:00:36

Geiger reads an absolutely insane post from the internet and that leads to some wild discussion, only on this week's bonus teaser! Get the full damn episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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51 - Circumcision from 2019-08-25T06:00:16

Snip snip! The topic for this episode was chosen by one of our patrons, husker du! You can do that too if you sign up at the Admin level! Patreon.com/ReportThisPost AND MORE CIRCUMCISION POSTS: htt...

TEASER - Conflated Two Guys from 2019-08-21T06:00:56

Here's a lil chunk from this week's bonus ep! Grab the whole damn thing at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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50 - Diapers from 2019-08-18T06:00:26

Sorry everyone, but we had to do it! MORE DIAPER POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29233584

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TEASER - Just Shy of Interesting from 2019-08-14T06:00:16

Christian discovers IRC in this fascinating and lovely teaser from this week's bonus episode! More over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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49 - Furries from 2019-08-11T06:00:05

OwO what's this? It's an episode about furries! MORE FURRY POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29053564

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TEASER - Hemmed Jean Skirt from 2019-08-07T06:00:35

That awkward texting moment we all know and love is discussed in this week's teaser. Grab the full ep at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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48 - Disney from 2019-08-04T06:00:15

Weirdo adults obsessed with Disney finally get their comeuppance this week! MORE DISNEY POSTS: http://patreon.com/posts/28897672
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TEASER - I'll McDo That from 2019-07-31T06:00:25

This week's bonus episode is pretty dumb and fun. Here's a sample of it! Get the full thing at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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47 - Vegans from 2019-07-28T06:00:15

We talk about vegans this week! Yep! MORE VEGAN POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/28672006
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UNLOCKED - 46.2 - President Bernie Sanders from 2019-07-25T15:29:05

UNLOCKED! This week's episode of extra Bernie posts was originally intended only for our beloved patrons, but is now freely available for the unwashed masses. Expect more great content every week o...

TEASER - Great House from 2019-07-24T06:00:24

In this week's bonus teaser, Geiger forces some word association fun onto Christian and also a tale of having a drink with...Gallagher?!
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46 - President Bernie Sanders from 2019-07-21T06:00:04

You heard it here first folks, the next president of the THESE United States is the Russian puppet himself, Bernie Sanders! There's a bunch of big time fucking freakos online that talk about this g...

TEASER - Glew in the Dark from 2019-07-17T06:00:14

We discuss the inevitable rot of streaming services plus we're both super pumped for the ending of Picard! A gorgeous li'l teaser from this week's bonus episode.
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45 - President Donald Trump from 2019-07-14T06:00:14

Grab a mug of "covfefe" and a plate of "hamberders" and gather around the podcasting machine to listen to this week's episode about our Commander-in-Chief, Mr. Donald J. Trump! It's "bigly" folks! ...

TEASER - Maudlin from 2019-07-10T06:00:24

Geiger reads off some hilarious jokes from r/StandUpShots and Christian really loves them! More of this and much more in this week's bonus episode on Patreon!
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44 - President Barack Obama from 2019-07-07T06:00

The 44th episode of RTP is about our 44th president, Barack Hussein Obama! Did you know there are people online who have bad opinions about him? MORE BARRY POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/2816...

TEASER - Bed Bath & Beyond Insufferable from 2019-07-03T10:32:23

Christian goes into rich detail of his intricate knowledge about the NFL in this cute little clip from this week's wonderful bonus episode available exclusively on Patreon.
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43 - Harry Potter from 2019-06-30T06:00:20

Avada kedavra you little freaks! This week's episode covers the magical world of Harry Potter. MORE HARRY POTTER POSTS: https://www.patreon.com/posts/27975203
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TEASER - Nations of the World from 2019-06-26T06:00:24

A terrific lil clip of this week's bonus episode highlighting the wonderful Chicago culture with Twitter's own @CNNRGLDN
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TEASER - Juggernaut Conversation from 2019-06-20T06:00:29

Oooooh what do we have here, a little sneaky peaky at this week's bonus episode from Patreon!
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41 - Dads from 2019-06-17T06:00:16

Two dads talk about dads in this week's episode. Sounds heartwarming to you? Don't worry, it gets depressing REAL quick. Wonderful!
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TEASER - Couldn't Be Less Unwhite from 2019-06-13T06:00:26

Christian used to be a fancy little lad. Take a listen to this clip from this week's bonus episode.
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40 - Sexperts from 2019-06-10T06:00:15

This week, learn all about the disgusting act known as sex from two assholes who found a bunch of dumb posts online about it!
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TEASER - $18 Contigo Affair from 2019-06-06T06:00:15

Take a listen to this tale about Geiger's absolutely demonic lunchtime habits taken from this week's Patreon only episode!
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39 - YA Lit from 2019-06-03T06:00:17

This week's episode is about Young Adult Literature, the genre of books about vampires and dragons and shit that are aimed at teenagers but read exclusively by 34 year old weird women!
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TEASER - Giant Dick with Big Square Nuts from 2019-05-30T06:00:27

This was a great damn episode!
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38 - Military from 2019-05-27T06:00:17

OORAH! We honor our troops this Memorial Day in the best possible way: by reading their dumbass posts and mocking them. The RTP Patreon has bonus eps every goddamn week, private!
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TEASER - Mom's Work Laptop from 2019-05-23T06:00:17

This delightful tale was ripped from the latest bonus episode of Report This Post, found exclusively over there at Patreon!
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37 - Juggalos from 2019-05-20T06:00:19

Woop woop! Much Mother Fucking Wicked Clown Love! We find posts by and about Juggalos, the charming fans of horror rap group Insane Clown Posse.
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TEASER - Let People Enjoy Things from 2019-05-16T06:00:19

Hey it's a short lil clip from this week's bonus episode. To hear more, head over to Patreon and for $5 a month you will get a bonus episode every damn week!

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36 - Sovereign Citizens from 2019-05-13T06:00:19

Sir am I being detained! You do NOT have authorization to detain me sir! I do not condone these actions in which my personhood is being acquired through means of detainment methodologies! I do not...

TEASER - Doggo Union from 2019-05-09T20:52:07

Hey it's a short lil clip from this week's bonus episode.
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35 - Star Wars from 2019-05-06T06:00:19

Episode XXXV

STAR WARS

It was a peaceful period for the podcast. Our HOSTS WITH THE POSTS had read a lot of bad posts about some really bad online fandoms. But the worst was yet t...

34 - True Crime from 2019-04-29T06:00:19

This week we're aiming to trick some people who love true crime into listening to us do a podcast making fun of people who love true crime! Are the Menendez Bros innocent? At least one guy thinks s...

33 - Marvel from 2019-04-22T06:00:14

This week's episode is brought to you by Avengers: Endgame, in theaters nationwide this Friday! In this episode we find out how many tons She-Hulk's vagina is rated for, what do some enlightened ge...

32 - Game of Thrones from 2019-04-14T06:00:24

Valar morghulis and whatnot! We are celebrating the return of everyone's favorite show about dragons and elves and warlocks and shit: Game of Thrones. Is Jon Snow a great black leader? Do Facebook ...

31 - Artisanal Foods from 2019-04-08T01:55:37

Ready your palates for an onslaught of posts about dorks who care too much about food and coffee and whiskey and other things like breast milk cheese and craft meth! Joining us to banter is our fri...

TEASER - Crackpot Spotlight - 03 - Alex Jones from 2019-04-04T05:32:44

Go ahead and enjoy this preview clip of this month's Crackpot Spotlight, a show available exclusively to our fine subscribers over at patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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30 - Atheists from 2019-03-31T14:16:06

Hello dear sirs, this episode is about those keyboard warriors dedicated to defeating the religious with facts, logic, and reason. That’s right: Atheists! These epic sirs destroy every argument tos...

TEASER - Cast Action Hero - 03 - Hercules In New York from 2019-03-27T17:01:48

Enjoy this clip from the latest Patreon-exclusive episode of Cast Action Hero, one of FOUR bonus shows you get every month for just $5 at patreon.com/ReportThisPost
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29 - Vampires from 2019-03-24T15:30:57

Ladies and gentlemen we’re here to talk about things that suck…and no, we don’t mean our leading competitors’ podcasts! It’s vampire time! We find out that vampires say “ouch,” what DHL actually st...

28 - Collectors from 2019-03-17T10:40:35

Hey RTP heads, you obviously love to collect laughs when you listen to our show, but did you know that some people like to collect things like toys, video games, and crap like that? You learn somet...

27 - Men Part 2: MRA and PUA from 2019-03-11T00:59:28

This episode was recorded on International Women’s Day so naturally we talked about something that women all over the world care about: Men’s Rights Activists (MRA) and Pickup Artists (PUA). We fin...

26 - Men Part 1: Incels and MGTOW from 2019-03-03T16:25:59

Happy Women's History Month! To celebrate, we're doing two episodes about that gender we all know and love. I'm talking about men! This first episode is about Incels and Men Going Their Own Way (MG...

25 - Old People from 2019-02-24T17:39:09

In this week's very special episode, we talk about our favorite group of people that ruined the entire planet, that's right it's Old People! We find delight in how ineffective they are at using the...

24 - Dumpster Diving from 2019-02-17T14:00:15

We're back to talk about dumpsters (that place where all your posts currently reside) and the proclivity of certain individuals to "dive" into them to retrieve items. This episode brought to mind m...

23 - The Love Trilogy from 2019-02-10T14:27:29

Valentine's Day is approaching fast so we're reading some of the funniest and most depressing posts online about the three stages of every relationship: Dating, Marriage, and Divorce. Does having a...

22 - Childfree from 2019-02-03T22:34:10

This week we talk about another group of people completely poisoned by the internet, it's the Childfree community! We read a bunch of posts from 19 year old edgelords trying to outsnark each other....

21 - Enemas, Essential Oils, and Crystals, Oh My! from 2019-01-27T13:55:23

This week we look at homeopathic and holistic remedies! Your old high school friend is trying to sell you this stuff on Facebook, but should you buy it? What's the best roast for a coffee enema? Wh...

20 - The #Resistance from 2019-01-20T21:27:34

Many wars are fought with swords or rifles. But the war against President Donald J. Trump is fought with the most dangerous weapon of all: posts. Welcome...to the Resistance. We celebrate the 2nd a...

19 - QAnon from 2019-01-15T02:40:58

The Storm is coming, ladies and gentlemen! This week we focus our sights on QAnon, a right wing conspiracy theory for extremely online grandparents. We discuss why Q being wrong actually means he's...

18 - Rick and Morty from 2019-01-06T16:58:03

I'M A PODCAST, MORTY! LOL, if you get this reference, you're a genius. This week we read a bunch of posts from fans of Rick and Morty, a cartoon TV show for dumb babies who think they're smart. We ...

17 - The Worst Posts of 2018 from 2018-12-31T05:43:39

2018 is in the books ladies and gentlemen, so let's celebrate the end of another awful year by highlighting some of the worst content the internet proffered us these past twelve months. You, our lo...

16 - Christmas from 2018-12-24T13:37:01

Merry Christmas! Does that offend you, snowflake? This week we talk about everyone's favorite holiday-currently-being-waged-war-upon, that's right it's Christmas! We find some posts about bad gifts...

15 - Flat Earthers from 2018-12-18T05:19:17

A bunch of extremely normal people online think the earth is flat and the boys are here to talk about them. Yes this week's episode is about Flat Earthers, but Christian and Geiger also fall down a...

13 - DIY & Life Hacks from 2018-12-04T03:06:44

The boys roll up their sleeves and get to work this week as they dig deep into the world of Do-It-Yourselfers and Life Hackers. The joys and perils of homeownership are discussed, plus someone from...

12 - Bodybuilding from 2018-11-27T04:11:57

Podcasting's most degenerate lunks are here to talk about the online world of bodybuilding! Geiger and Christian discuss some of the more prominent characters in this stinky, sweaty world. Also, Ge...

11 - theCHIVE from 2018-11-20T04:27:52

The boys keep calm in this week's episode and talk about probably the best site in the world, theCHIVE.com. theCHIVE is a website you probably heard about from your shitty uncle or from the bumper ...

10 - Pit Bulls from 2018-11-13T06:45:26

This week we look at both sides of the internet debate on noted demon dog from hell, the lovable and charming pit bull. Do the negatives of owning a toddler-eviscerating monster outweigh the many p...

09 - EDC (Every Day Carry) from 2018-11-06T21:03:28

Every Day Carry (EDC) is an online community for libertarians who love sharing the contents of their fanny packs with other internet racists. Christian and Geiger go in-depth on these freaks!
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08 - Something Awful from 2018-10-28T12:50:12

The internet comedy website SomethingAwful.com is officially 20 years old on the day of this podcast's release, October 28th, 2018. RTP celebrates the occasion by having Geiger read off some of the...

07 - Homewreckers from 2018-10-22T12:07:45

Triflin' hoes get their comeuppance this week when Christian and Geiger review posts from various "exposing homewreckers" websites. Listen as the boys attempt to decipher comments written by the wo...

06 - Speedrunning from 2018-10-16T03:32:03

This week we recorded an episode about playing video games while also playing video games, that's right it's Speedrunning. We break down a few of the good posts from speedrunning enthusiasts who ar...

05 - Suburbia from 2018-10-07T16:16:24

The boys aim their crosshairs at suburbanites this week, Chris Kyle style. Blaow! Christian and Geiger argue over the technical definition of "suburbs" and something resembling hilarity ensues. Thi...

04 - Kinkshaming from 2018-10-01T01:22:28

Christian and Geiger get involved in some weird uber-online fetishes and bravely explore the world of vore, mpreg, and giantesses and are barely even turned on by it. "Like" and "subscribe" to our ...

03 - Money from 2018-09-24T04:40:45

In this episode we explore posts from the financial independence and early retirement communities, as well as some good general budgeting concern posts. We also introduce TWO new segments, both of ...

02 - Conservative Boycotts from 2018-09-17T14:13:37

In this ep, take a gander at all those conservative boycotts going on and provide some cutting edge commentary. Good ep! The audio quality sucks because of Christian. It won't happen again. Follow ...

01 - Buy Sell Trade from 2018-09-09T15:47:07

In this inaugural episode of Report This Post, Christian and Geiger dive into the world of BST (Buy Sell Trade)to discover the good ass drama in Facebook groups mostly lead by suburban racist white...