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Episode 82: Cthulhu Saves Christmas from 2021-12-24T05:00
Cthulhu Saves Christmas Walkthrough
ListenEpisode 81: Cthulhu Saves the World from 2021-12-08T11:51:33
Cthulhu Saves the World Walkthrough
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 76: Final Fantasy 7 Remake & Resident Evil Village from 2021-11-27T15:52:53
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 74: Final Fantasy 4 Remake & “Extra Life” Streets of Rage 2 from 2021-07-28T11:20:33
ListenEpisode 77: Cosmic Star Heroine from 2020-12-08T10:59:27
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 70: Mortal Kombat Games & “Extra Life” NBA Hangtime from 2020-11-08T15:37:06
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 69: The Last of Us from 2020-09-16T16:54:32
ListenEpisode 76: Final Fantasy VIII Remastered Part 2 from 2020-09-01T11:09:18
Final Fantasy VIII Remastered Walkthrough
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 68: Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin & “Extra Life” Resident Evil from 2020-08-03T01:48:47
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 67: Pokemon Games & Systems I Own from 2020-06-30T02:01:21
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 66: Lufia 2 & “Extra Life” Final Fantasy from 2020-05-11T07:32:44
ListenEpisode 74: Final Fantasy VIII Remastered Part 1 from 2020-05-05T09:27:37
Final Fantasy VIII Remastered Walkthrough
Is It Worth It? – Episode 65: River City Girls & “Extra Life” The Legend of Zelda from 2020-04-06T12:13:13
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 64: Witcher 3 & “Extra Life” Shining Force from 2020-03-04T10:49:31
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 63: Dragon Quest 5 & Lands Of Lore from 2020-02-05T02:29:20
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 61: Fighting Game Retrospective from 2019-12-02T08:04:53
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 60: Darksiders, Vampyr, and Infinite Space from 2019-10-20T16:15:07
ListenEpisode 72.5: Movie Review Off Topic from 2019-10-12T15:28:25
In this off topic we review several movies that Derek and I watched while he was in town on vacation in Portland. Be aware there are spoilers. Doom Annihilation Birdemic: Shock and TerrorDogtoothJo...
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 59: Blazing Dragons from 2019-09-20T15:28:28
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 58: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Games from 2019-08-29T14:49:34
ListenEpisode 72: FTL: Faster Than Light from 2019-07-29T04:40:02
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 57: Spider-Man from 2019-07-20T15:39:59
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 56: Yakuza 0 from 2019-06-20T15:38:37
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 55: The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons & Ages from 2019-05-25T15:19:57
ListenEpisode 71.5: Q&A + Off Topic from 2019-05-21T16:12:21
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 54: Off Topic from 2019-04-18T16:11:47
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 53: Resident Evil 2 (remake) from 2019-03-23T15:40:26
ListenEpisode 71: South Park: The Fractured But Whole from 2019-03-01T16:19:39
Main Story Walkthrough DLC: Bring the Crunch Walkthrough DLC: From Dusk till Casa Bonita Walkthrough
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 52: Dust: An Elysian Tail from 2019-02-18T08:37:26
ListenEpisode 70.75: Off Topic (The Fail Edition #3) from 2019-01-22T06:33:43
Next Official Show = South Park: The Fractured But Whole
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 51: Crystalis from 2019-01-20T07:18:26
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 50: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time from 2019-01-02T17:19:28
ListenEpisode 70.5: Off Topic (The Fail Edition #2) from 2018-04-02T08:44:49
Notes: Pario Mario Intro Emails Kanye Quest Undertale Dereks’ Midlife Crisis Ready Player One (book/movie review) Atlas Shrugged Derek and his games… Steam Link
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 35: Skies of Arcadia Part 2 from 2017-09-17T11:35:39
ListenEpisode 70: Child of Light from 2017-08-08T04:26:02
Notes: Movies Millennials Intro iTunes Review Child of Light: Paper Mario The Story Combat System Oculi Fast Travel How long to beat? Defend ability broken? Character Development Confessions Skill ...
ListenIs It Worth It? – Episode 33: Déjà Vu I & II: The Casebooks of Ace Harding from 2017-07-15T07:00
ListenEpisode 69.5: Off Topic (The Fail Edition) from 2017-07-01T07:00:46
Notes: Planescape Torment Breath of Fire 2 Canceled Child of Light Doom 4k TVs E3 Helldivers Hungry? The Old Days August Meeting Moving to Oregon? Stock Days Gone SNES Mini Shaq Fu: A Legend Rebor...
ListenEpisode 69: Breath of Fire 2 Part 1 from 2017-02-07T14:06:35
Notes: Headphones Cell phones Samsung I just want to watch the world burn Student Loans Intro Protests Emails iTunes Reviews Spam Twitter T-Shirts Breath of Fire 2 Walkthrough Sex in Game Sex Toy S...
ListenEpisode 68.5: Off Topic (The Doom Edition) from 2016-06-01T07:45:37
Notes: Jury Duty Voting Rental Car Frustration Remodel Introduction iTunes Review Doom! Off Topic Rants More Doom! GlowBowl Toilet Nightlight Wrong Turn: Man follows GPS onto railroad tracks
ListenEpisode 68: Final Fantasy 5 Part 3 from 2016-05-01T07:00:32
Notes: Computer Build Late Recording Explained House Remodel Dishwasher Weight Loss FF8 will it ever come! Intro: Emails Doom is coming! iTunes Reviews FF5: Boss = Antlion Exdeath is a splinter…FML...
ListenEpisode 67: Final Fantasy 5 Part 2 from 2016-03-02T17:03:05
Notes: Zale$ Gang New Introduction Intro No Emails Twitter iTunes Review The Famous Pumpkin Pie Story FF5 Part 2: Stuck on island, very FF3 reminiscent Boss = Abductor Boss = Gilgamesh Boss = Gilga...
ListenEpisode 66: Final Fantasy 5 Part 1 from 2016-02-01T08:00:16
Notes: Almost 7 years strong! Workplace Safety Intro Emails Selling Bike FF5 Part 1: The Happening Battle System Job Ability System Weapon Optimization Crystals and Meteors FF2/3/5 Discussion Boss ...
ListenEpisode 65: Metal Gear Solid from 2015-11-01T08:00:38
Notes: Derek’s New Job Guns Intro iTunes Reviews Metal Gear Solid: NES Original Metal Gear 2 & 3 BOSS: Revolver Ocelot Snake is a womanizer Thermal Goggles Confusing Elevator BOSS: Cyborg Ninja (Gr...
ListenEpisode 64: Breath of Fire Part 2 from 2015-10-01T07:00:43
Notes: Foot broke TV broke Cable companies suck! Flying Intro iTunes reviews Breath of Fire Part 2: Auto battle system Save Nicholie The gas fields The rotating room Boss battle: Mote M. Night Shya...
ListenEpisode 63: Breath of Fire Part 1 from 2015-08-01T07:00:54
Notes: What do you want to watch? Gilmore Girls Job Change Hard Drive Issues Intro Email Fav Retro Games Drakkhen Breath of Fire: AB (auto battle) System Random Animals on World Map E-Key Equipment...
ListenEpisode 62: Shining Force 2 Part 2 from 2015-07-01T07:00:46
Notes: FF7 Remake for PS4 Steam Refund Policy The Walking Dead Game of Thrones Intro iTunes Reviews Shining Force 2: Derek can’t relate to my characters save Sega Confusion The Nazca Ship Zynk past...
ListenEpisode 61: Shining Force 2 Part 1 from 2015-06-01T07:00:05
Notes: Derek fucked up Intro Emails iTunes Review Tech & Porn Texting Shining Force 2: Wake up in bed Inventory System Mithril The Story Kiwi Sucks! Battle System Boss Battle: Kraken Evil King Pete...
ListenEpisode 60: Six Years of Retro RPG Podcast Reflection from 2015-05-01T07:00:25
Notes: Homeless People Intro Special Guest = Summer Gilmore Girls The Mall Gardening? Leave us a voicemail/text! Twitter Stitcher Email Broforce Last good FF game Remake FF7 Episode 60: How the po...
ListenEpisode 59: Super Metroid from 2015-04-01T07:00:14
Notes: Parking Craziness Intro Mic & Headphones Emails Episode 60 Special Super Metroid Walkthrough / Getting Lost Boss Battle = Chozo Statue Brinstar Boss Battle = Spore Spawn Dead Soldier? Norfai...
ListenEpisode 58: The Legend of Zelda – Ocarina of Time Part 2 from 2015-03-03T08:00:33
Notes: Solution/Lucid Dreaming Intro Twitter! Emails The Long Dark Derek got a new mic iTunes Reviews Zelda OOT Part 2: Fire Temple Mini Boss = Flare Dancer Boss = Volvagia Ice Cavern Biggoron’s Sw...
ListenEpisode 57: The Legend of Zelda – Ocarina of Time Part 1 from 2014-12-14T16:18:34
Notes: Grocery Shopping Intro Emails New Cover Art! iTunes Review Heros of Might & Magic 3 Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time The Controller Camera Angles Deku Tree Queen Gohma Dumb Owl Gold Skulltula...
ListenEpisode 56: The Legend of Zelda – A Link to the Past Part 2 from 2014-10-15T16:46:40
Notes: Bad food service Dining with Jesus Intro Emails iTunes Review Kanye Quest…yeah you heard me iTunes cover art god help me! The Wallmaster Cometh! Mothula Blind Fluteless Derek Falling Pudding...
ListenEpisode 55: The Legend of Zelda – A Link to the Past Part 1 from 2014-09-15T01:26:29
Notes: LaRosa’s Pizza Intro Emails Spin Off Podcast iTunes Review Air Conditioner Part 2 Planescape Torment Zelda: A Link to Past Saved Zelda what now?! 3 pendants to collect 6 knights Boss Lanmola...
ListenEpisode 54: South Park – The Stick of Truth from 2014-07-01T07:06:07
Notes: Patent Trolls Intro Emails New Cover Art App? Farts Pumpkin Pie WTF!?! Butters Best Sidekick Class Selection Soundtrack & Voices Summons Paper Mario? Refrigerators & Cooking? City Wok LARPin...
ListenEpisode 53: Final Fantasy 2 Part 2 from 2014-06-01T15:09:28
Notes: Vending Machines Elevators Intro Emails iTunes Review Tower of Babil Airships Cave Eblana Sealed Cave – NOT TODAY! Side Quests: – Cave of Monsters – Sylph Cave – Excalibur Sword – Odin – Bah...
ListenEpisode 52: Final Fantasy 2 Part 1 from 2014-05-01T12:13:53
Notes: Foot Fetish Intro Emails iTunes Review FF2: You start out as the bad guy FedEx Delivery to Mist Village Bosses are cake Edward sucks! FF Differences (USA vs Japan) Quit hitting yourself! Inv...
ListenEpisode 51.5: Off Topic from 2014-04-15T18:59:40
Notes: Fight Club Steve Jobs E-Readers Hipsters & Beer FF2 Intro (NOT!) Cover Art Non-Contest Coffee Snobs iTunes Review Email The Pizza Adventure Zelda Games FF2 Talk Lightning Returns! FF14 & WoW...
ListenEpisode 51: Crisis Core Part 2 from 2014-04-01T13:27:23
Notes: Snowmageddon! Intro Retcon GTA series Weird Events Shoehorning Side Missions More Cloud! Genesis Avatard The Ending Next Game: Final Fantasy 2 Outro Babble Crisis Core Walkthrough
ListenEpisode 50: Crisis Core Part 1 from 2014-03-01T17:54:41
Notes: Clothes Shopping Intro iTunes Reviews Emails Cover Art Non-Contest Graphics The Spirit Within Movie The Slot Machine System Side Missions Battle System Shops Camera Mechanics Equipment Setup...
ListenEpisode 49: Metroid Zero Mission & Fusion from 2014-02-01T21:16:17
Notes: The Man Who Folded Time Beer & Liquor Intro Contest Emails iTunes Reviews Motorcycle helmets Zero Mission: Kraid Ridley Mother Brain Bug Larvae Fusion: Story Security B.O.X. Gedo X (that dam...
ListenEpisode 48: Sword of Mana from 2013-12-06T16:36:06
Walkthrough #1 Walkthrough #2 Golem Fight What’s the deal with the hot house? The Story Battle System Healing for dummies – Wisp Spirit tap R button Lady Medusa Amanda dies Devius & Dark Lord are b...
ListenEpisode 47: Chrono Cross Part 2 from 2013-10-18T00:13:40
Chrono Cross Walkthrough Leah twerks for her Tail Spin attack Tide goes in, Tide goes out How’d the moon get there? Space Engine Notes: How painful creating the show is / use to be. Introvert vs. E...
ListenEpisode 46: Chrono Cross Part 1 from 2013-10-03T15:07:54
Notes: Waiting for the iPhone 5…no for reason FF8 Triple Triad Online Game Chrono Trigger beginning Leveling up – The Star System. Battle Mechanics (I’m so utterly lost) Why can’t I use summon or t...
ListenEpisode 45: Final Fantasy 10 Part 3 from 2013-09-05T23:58:05
Final Fantasy X Walkthrough Show Notes: NAAFA? Intro Emails/Reviews The contest FFX: The controls The camera angle The sphere grid The equipment Celestial Weapons Where in the holy fuck is the L3 s...
ListenEpisode 44: Final Fantasy 10 Part 2 from 2013-08-05T17:38:58
Final Fantasy X Walkthrough FFX / X-2 HD Remaster Show Notes: Don gets a smart phone (recall episode 39) FF RPGs on phones Movie Rant Intro Email & iTunes Review FFX/FFX-2 HD!?! FFX…porn? Wakka is ...
ListenEpisode 43: Final Fantasy 10 Part 1 from 2013-07-09T03:43:33
Final Fantasy X Walkthrough Notes: Off Topic Intro Crap FFX Graphics Controls Tidus – Ladies man he is not Whiny bitch Clothing!??? WTF? Auron -Not much to say atm Floating sphere of water destroyi...
ListenEpisode 42: Golden Sun: The Lost Age Part 2 from 2013-05-14T17:25:40
Link to Walkthrough Link to Map Notes: Introduction Get your forge on! Red Scarf -> Cow (milk) -> Dog (turtle) What do the items that change your class do? Colosso Gladiators come back for revenge!...
ListenEpisode 40: Golden Sun Part 2 from 2013-03-22T15:12:11
Notes: outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer space outer spac...
ListenEpisode 39: Golden Sun Part 1 from 2013-02-15T01:05:09
R.I.P. Hamlet (Illusion of Gaia) Gambling is bad, Mmmkay! Derek comes out of the closet with Gameboy purchase We babble about Golden Sun 2 sound clips for contest at end of the show
ListenEpisode 38: Illusion of Gaia Part 2 from 2013-01-28T05:35:54
Intro – Books and Movies Rant Isaac Asimov – The Last Question Carrie Movie Trailer Evil Dead Redband Trailer Listen to the very end of the show for the 2 sound clips to start off the contest. Go...
ListenEpisode 37: Illusion of Gaia Part 1 from 2012-12-15T00:34:43
Merry Christmas! (Part 2 of Illusion of Gaia expect to come out by end of January)
ListenEpisode 36: Diablo 2 from 2012-11-07T11:38:39
Notes: Derek rambles about the Impossible Contest for 15 fucking minutes! Intro Diablo 2 discussion Getting pulled over by the Popo Other Podcasts Sleep Paralysis Dumb People Illusion of Gaia next ...
ListenEpisode 35.5: I’m on a Boat! (Off Topic) from 2012-09-24T13:50:35
Show Notes: Fridge New Neighbor I’m Rich! FedEx I’m on a boat! Scary Movies Radio Superman Cellophane “S” Family Guy Superman Scene
ListenEpisode 35: I Thank You For Arousing Me (Terranigma, Part 2) from 2012-08-28T22:32:51
Show Notes: Ramblings about house break in. Intro. Emails. I thank you for arousing me. The Groom Hunt: Whatever happened to the theif? Um, side quests are weird. Eddie and Bill won’t take my fucki...
ListenEpisode 34: Terranigma Part 1 from 2012-07-15T01:34:55
Finally. After a week of procrastinating due to a vacation, it is uploaded.
ListenEpisode 33.5: It don’t matter… none of this matters. (Off Topic) from 2012-06-05T23:16:51
If you can maintain sanity and actually follow what is being said for all 51 minutes, I applaud you. Never in our lives have we ever held a conversation between ourselves or anyone else for that ma...
ListenEpisode 33: Dilly Dally Shilly Shally (Final Fantasy Advent Children) from 2012-03-22T16:27:34
Final Fantasy Advent Children
ListenEpisode 30: The cross dressing show… (Final Fantasy 7 Part 1) from 2011-11-14T23:37:46
No ramblings. We just wanted to get right to the good stuff intro Hi, My name is… Cloud is such a dick Drag queen Train graveyard. HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE!? the stair master Motorcycle ch...
ListenEpisode 29: Wild Arms Part 2 from 2011-10-07T15:02:08
(Protip: Click on the image for the larger size) na na why dont you get a job! intro itunes email website forums Derek speaks blasphemy LOL what the fuck am I doing? I’m fighting demons, I’m not fi...
ListenEpisode 28: Derp Arms! (Wild Arms Part 1) from 2011-09-08T16:23:11
Herpa derp! intro Who the fuck do i pick!? PETA would be pissed! oh, i guess it doesnt matter Earthbound anyone? Chrono Trigger anyone? Final Fantasy anyone? I can’t leave my own fucking castle! go...
ListenEpisode 27.5: We think with Portals! (Portal 2 Off Topic) from 2011-08-10T05:30:04
Show Notes: The retro rpg cooking show. intro We hope hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one The part where you die. Sentries Neurotoxin Hello, you have been in h...
ListenEpisode 27: Chrono Trigger Part 2 from 2011-07-13T19:40:58
Perhaps this show was not as bad as we thought. Ignore the constant negativity from us and it might be decent… Show Notes: Its not a toomah! intro crap Derek beats golem again I got a time machine ...
ListenEpisode 26: Robo Roll’d (Chrono Trigger Part 1) from 2011-06-12T01:22:21
I feel this has been one of our best podcasts. NOTES: Derek is an angry person intro tick tock wake the fuck up! mini games the fuck out of my way bitch! Back to the future? Some major incest going...
ListenEpisode 25.5: Mass Effect Off Topic from 2011-05-16T14:22:17
So here is our new off topic format. Much like episode one, we are aiming for a reverse jump the shark when we do release an off topic. So we hope they get better as we do them. Derek’s mic had som...
ListenEpisode 25: Secret of Evermore Part 2 from 2011-04-16T22:53:45
Now lets see if we can keep this up! Show Notes: Flying bat skulls how I loathe thee Gothica Ivor Tower – Queen Are you trying to get me lost! Shameless Final Fantasy bump Naris the douche-bag Fetc...
ListenEpisode 24: Secret of Evermore Part 1 from 2011-03-31T15:17:32
Figuring you have had enough rambling, Derek does not open up with his usual rantings. We did not make it to Gothica, instead opting to record so you have something to listen to after such a long a...
ListenEpisode 23.75: Off topic from 2011-03-24T19:40:29
There should have been more bumper music in it, but i became lazy and decided not to add it. This will result in Don yelling at me because i said i would and will generate much lulz for me. the nex...
ListenEpisode 23.5: Off topic from 2011-02-09T18:52:19
Because we fail so hard at playing games, we decided to record an off topic back in November…….. yea….. We know… Its February now, BUT that was the intent. Regardless, hopefully this off topic will...
ListenEpisode 23: Mother 3 Part 2 from 2010-12-21T03:17:06
We finish up Mother 3. Lost the show notes again. But no one has yet to complain about their absence.
ListenEpisode 22: Mother 3 Part 1 from 2010-10-24T15:22:25
(Podcast is a bit loud. Turn volume down to avoid any blowing of the ear drums) As of now, no show notes (again). A recent format took care of that, so unless Don will come behind me and add show n...
ListenEpisode 21: The kinda pokemon podcast (Pokemon Red/Blue) from 2010-09-15T18:40:17
No music for the show. Gameboy music is never good to begin with and the songs in pokemon repeat after 10-15 seconds. Show notes were near impossible to work out. Too much wandering about the subje...
ListenEpisode 20: Final Fantasy 3 Part 3 from 2010-08-10T21:23
Show Notes: Grocery Shopping Intro email itunes website Smell like fish? CLOSE YOUR LEGS! the hungry teasure is a POS! Sabin is so manly Terra on her period Brothers re-united Mog is one hard MF to...
ListenEpisode 19: Final Fantasy 3 Part 2 from 2010-06-24T23:34:49
Show Notes: I dont need your help… Okay, maybe i do. Tritton epic failure is epic intro website email itunes vote music The great debate Magitek factory SLAM dancing MORE FUCKING LAVA STAGES (excep...
ListenHere is your bone. from 2010-06-04T20:09:56
Raw format. Only editing done was taking it off the phone to convert to MP3 Format. Will NOT show up on iTunes, so those of you subscribed to RSS, or those of you checking regularly the site, this ...
ListenEpisode 18: Final Fantasy 3 Part 1 from 2010-05-12T22:58:15
Amanda had to leave mid-show since she did not get as far as us. This was recorded as one big show. It has been split into two parts. Expect part 2 later. intro How the fuck do i play the game? epi...
ListenEpisode 17: Robotrek Part 2 from 2010-04-16T03:01:05
The quality on this one is all over the place. This is what happens when im in a hurry. Either way, i hope you all enjoy. Show Notes: Ive got big balls! Contest winner! Intro Boss fights Translatio...
ListenEpisode 16: Robotrek Part 1 from 2010-03-30T00:32:25
No show notes. Because im lazy. side note: I AM NOT DRUNK! for some reason i sound really drunk at the start of the show. Contest will end whenever Show 17 is released. Prizes are: Golden Axe (gene...
ListenEpisode 15: Lufia 2 Part 2 from 2010-03-05T00:00:45
Here it is. Lufia 2 Part 2 Show Notes: Im finally legal. Intro The china syndrome No Succubus BUGS! OMG THE BUGS! Music casino i still dont get the story. capsule monsters ships are as small as peo...
ListenEpisode 7: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Part 2 from 2009-07-10T06:58:10
SNES Final Fantasy Mystic Quest part 2
ListenEpisode 6: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Part 1 from 2009-06-27T07:02:09
SNES Final Fantasy Mystic Quest part 1
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