Podcasts by Rey to the Max

Growing Pains from 2022-04-03T18:25:22

Zero is not quite nothing.

TMNT: Shredder's Revenge will NEVER release "soon".

Recorded September 12, 2021.

Controllers Get Wierd! from 2021-10-31T23:26:42

Nintendo Switch's joy-cons were made to hurt grown people hands to shame them.

Talking about amazing and less-amazing controller designs.

Recorded on August 2, 2021.

Nobody orders Waffle and Chicken from 2021-10-31T19:30:06

This week's food obsessed episode includes:

-The microwave is used at your favorite restoraunt. Tortillas with cheese is not a meal.

-Who remembers Ripping Friends?

-The Gre...

Quatro De July-O! from 2021-10-17T01:26:21

Over-eating takes strength. Over-eating shin ramen will lead to diarrhea.

Wash your hands or you will get pinkeye at the gym.

We discuss food eating contests and why the winners lo...

Moving & Jogging from 2021-07-05T17:50:28

Manbuns are just buns. Hamburger buns are just buns also.

Brooks and Scholle's: Gentrifiers incorporated.

Moving truck companies do not respect you.

Recorded on ...

The Mario Conspiracy from 2021-06-24T20:05:23

What was Miss Marvel even doing during Infinity War?

Every new Mario game is a re-skin of another Mario game.

Anesthetic used to be leather wrapped around an old chicken bone.

Are YOU insecure??? from 2021-06-16T19:21:45

A small flat piece of lego on a board of lego, is permanent.

University of Laval is not actually in the city of Laval.

You know about a Grand-Father clause, but do you know about t...

French for dummies. "JE VEUX LA BEAT" from 2021-06-09T18:24:09

The French language has layers of nuance, and we explain where to use the best French-language phrase ever.

Does your Apple device have Numbers and Letters?

Get your Urgent Orangut...

Alternative Sugars from 2021-06-03T16:26

Articles titled "The Truth" are always scary or sad.

Please put "Tug-of-War" back into the Olympics.

Link to video "Cat Comes Back": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h01...

Shoe Designers Fail from 2021-05-26T17:25:36

Venom's shoes SUCK. https://www.adidas.com/us/d.o.n.-issue-2-venom-shoes/FV8960.html

What even IS a "Reverse Mortgage"?

The evil origins of the stock market.

Recorded May 25...

Squirrel Piss Heaven from 2021-05-18T19:38:49

Squirrel repellent is pepper spray and pee. Probably.

What's YOUR villain origin story?

Nobody takes soccer injuries seriously, even when they ARE serious.

Recorded May 18...

Put a Gem on It (On your forehead) from 2021-05-11T19:25:53

WARNING: SPOILERS for Venom: Let There Be Carnage trailer.

Aunt May deserves super powers.

Iron Man's flashlight is ALSO made of Iron.

Vision has a giant gemstone in hi...

Curb your Bike-thusiasm. from 2021-05-10T20:45:34

Yes AND? We almost get into improv this episode but got away from it.

Should you buy a car or a gold chain? Car value goes down, gold goes up.

Who decides the value of products? Tr...

Talking about Movies from 2021-05-03T20:47:56

SPOILER WARNING: The 2021 Mortal Kombat movie.

Do you know your own phone number?

Drown your sorrows with copious amounts of espresso.

Is Star Wars good?

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Haunted Teslas on 4-20 from 2021-04-23T15:15:57

You aren't allowed to have goals outside of your 9-5 jobs.

Hallmark cards are witty AND sarcastic!

There's no AI in a Tesla its just haunted cars.

Dolphins are actually just...

End of the Balls from 2021-04-14T19:44:43

Science tube vitamins are ancient technology.

Bernie Mac was awesome.

Bathrooms should require music playing to allow peaceful movements.

Recorded on April 13, 2021.

Drowning in Air from 2021-04-14T19:06:32

Spoiler warning: We spoil the movie Replicas featuring Keanu Reaves.

April fools has gone TOO LONG. 

Bluto is actually maybe the hero of the Popeye cartoon.

Inventors...

Beerbuster Iron Man from 2021-03-18T15:43:15

Warning: Massive Marvel universe and movie spoilers in this episode!

Marvel brainstorming and obelisk theories!

Iron Man should have been sharing his suits with the other Avengers ...

You Got The Steak? from 2021-03-14T18:13:57

Whenever we record one of these, the date has changed.

The calendar is the root of all evil. The bank makes THEIR money from spending MY money.

Logicomix is Dr. Strange without the...

Wario of Wallstreet from 2021-03-14T17:08:39

We deserve a Live action movie Wario of Wallstreet.

That's not a red flag, its ORANGE!

Nintendo, we want a Wario Odyssey game. Yes, more Wario on this episode.

Half a sandwi...

CALL YOUR BROS, its VALENTINES DAY! from 2021-03-14T15:30:20

Greek wrestling has a butt-hole fingering move? What? 

Resident Evil 2's zombies lost Max some Twitch viewers. Because he's bad at the game.

We close schools for snow days but...

Don't want no DEBT from 2021-03-14T14:21:23

Talking about DEBT!

Pick-up truck drivers with spare emotions might be hitting on you.

Facebook marketplace human beings are extra.

You have to be really close to a person t...

Sweatpants or RENT? from 2021-03-13T16:12:55

On this episode we talk about sweatpants. A lot.
(The hero with his legs disconnected from his photoshopped torso is the episode image!)

Muffins or finance? Highschool teaches you to...

Dollar Per Wing from 2021-03-10T03:05:03

Career progress is a myth that might not exist at your workplace, and more! It must be hard for Elon Musk to make real friends.

What's your $ per wing ratio? 10 wings for 2 dollars? That'...

The Consistently Hilarious Podcast from 2021-03-01T21:13:16

John "Cold Hands" gets into choosing your own nickname. How about "Mario Mario"?

We invent and patent the Stroker 3000 toothbrush.

Recorded on January 19, 202...

12 days of 2021 from 2021-03-01T19:26:19

Its too soon for a shit and piss rebellion.

Death stranding is a game about delivering human Christmas presents for Amazon.

Sarah Silverman's Instagram post we talk about: https://...

The Seventh Day from 2021-02-22T19:34:43

Quebec shutdown dramas, and conspiracies for who? After 8pm, the aliens drive downtown.

Bloomberg wants my subscription, please sponsor us!

Tell me you got shit on your hand, and I...

70% Boner Blood from 2021-02-22T18:19:22

We're at 70% boner blood, get him an infusion, stat!

John and Max discuss action movies, Yellow5 conspiracies and invent the strongest, hardest drink known to man: Purple Jacket.

R...

Calf Implants are Big Business from 2021-02-09T02:29:26

Disclaimer: we are not pandemic specialists. This is a comedy podcast.

Summary: We mostly talk about food this episode.

Mario games are too hard! Calf implants teach us that body i...

One Twelve, Twenty-Twenty from 2021-02-02T00:49:20

Super Nintendo World, Max's women's gloves, and Super Mario has a penguin suit?

Pokemon is just cock-fighting, and somehow there are actual cock-fighting videogames you can buy.

Re...

Ghost on a Motorcycle from 2021-01-25T21:45:51

Videogame spoilers, current events, volleyball and general silliness.

Recorded November 24, 2020.

A papaya grows on a tree? from 2021-01-19T11:46:51

Fruits and veggies were organized wrong. Even though we don't know where they grow from.

Link to John Rey's spoof song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEdSsPLWUwo

Recorded on Nove...

McDonald's burgers are just a side hustle. from 2020-12-22T07:04:42

Ring pop, stretch armstrong and a whole lot more. John and Max set minimum bounds for calling something "violence".

Big phones versus computers.

Recorded on November 10, 2020.

Two birds, one podcast. from 2020-12-22T05:14:40

John and Max reveal their true passion of "not starving".  They explore the fundamentals of "soft" communication.

And why your boss thinks he/she is funny.

Recorded on Novembe...

Bad Nachos from 2020-12-15T03:18:08

How to make bad nachos, the city of Barcelona and two bonus Nintendo game reviews! (Mario Kart and Mario Odyssey)

Recorded on 10-27-2020.

Sandwich Culture Matters from 2020-12-14T22:19:14

Max struggles with IT issues and can't remember the song title "Pokerface".

Kilograms sound heavier than pounds?

John explores sandwich culture. Dry tuna begone!

Recorded on...

2020 is The Best Year This Year from 2020-12-03T18:07:41

John and Max get into Music, Hi-Tops and Watches, mostly in that order, and discuss the finer points of cacophony. How do we even spell that?

Recorded 10-13-2020.

All organic bros are created equal from 2020-11-24T03:43:18

On this week's episode, Max has trouble remembering the day on the calendar. The news cycle can drive you crazy, and John explains Rolling Stones lyrics.

The boys talk shit about ugly car...

Remember the D from 2020-09-09T21:07:53

The two gentlemen discuss fatherhood since this episode was recorded on Father's Day. Remember the D. Also biscotti and sperm but not in that order.

Also, we now have an intro/outro jingl...

Moving Bluto's fridge from 2020-08-10T18:53:40

On this episode John educates Max on the dating etiquette of sweatpants, the boys talk about moving bad friends and moving Bluto's fridge.

Art Class with Rey To The Max from 2020-07-30T19:25:36

Rey and Max talk about how to draw digitally, anime and fanny packs

Exponential Discussions from 2020-07-14T02:07:46

John and Max discuss global issues while staying down to earth

The 4/20 episode! from 2020-05-12T01:26:48

Just so there isn't any confusion, you can find @reysprints on Instagram

The 4/20 episode just because of the date. Sober unless you count kombucha.

Quarantine Episode from 2020-03-31T03:11:34

Quarantine Episode

Recorded on March 29, 2020.

Rey to the Max from 2019-12-03T02:36:39

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