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Rude Dude Take Downs

What’s up, Rude Dudes! Welcome to the Rude Dude Take Downs podcast, where we take down your favourite trash TV! Each week, the Rude Dudes will take down a new trash tv show, giving you their rude tude and crewed views! If you don’t like it, tough luck!!

Hosted by Bridget Cann, Chris Middleton, and Candace Meeks

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Bridget's Enraged! (Fate - The Winx Saga) from 2021-03-02T11:00

We're ending the first season of Rude Dudes on a note that makes everyone mad; Fate - The Winx Saga!

Everything about this show SCREAMS us, but also everything is SO. WRONG. They took one...

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Face of a Baby, Body of a Babe (Alita: Battle Angel) from 2021-02-23T11:00

Time for another anime-inspired property, and one that falls into the same pits as Blood of Zeus...Alita: Battle Angel!

Now, we deciphered a lot of this movies short comings come out of j...

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You're not my dad! (Blood of Zeus) from 2021-02-17T17:09:09

Sometimes fanfiction can spawn amazing creations... Other times, it can destroy the fabric of all that you hold dear... This is one of those times (which one? yes). Tackling our first anime with...

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Karate Insurrectionists (Cobra Kai - Season 3) from 2021-02-09T11:00

HAI YA!! We're kicking into a new episode of Rude Dudes with a new Netflix/old YouTube Red (Originals) show, Cobra Kai!

While we all LOVE this show, we can definitively say season 3 is a ...

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Did I Do That?! (Bridgerton — Season One) from 2021-02-02T11:00

February, a time for love, a time for period pieces, and definitely a time for fucking. Which is why we're kicking February off with the show of the SEASON, Bridgerton!

If you're hoping t...

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We Renounce Our Wish! (Wonder Woman 1984) from 2021-01-26T11:00

It's the end of our DCEU month, and we're rounding it out with the newest and most controversial entry into the Universe, Wonder Woman 1984 (styled WW84).

We had such high hopes for this ...

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They Piss (Aquaman) from 2021-01-19T11:00

We're DIVING back into our DCEU month with what is the arguable best movie of the universe, Aquaman!!!!!

While we loved the explosions and the jellyfish dress, we were surprised at the un...

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Could've Learnt A Lot from Shrek (Suicide Squad) from 2021-01-12T11:00

Back with another DCEU movie, and it's the one we all wish we could forget which is... Suicide Squad!

Honestly, James Gunn really miss fired (boom) with this one, all he had to do was do ...

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A DCEU Primar (Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice [kind of]) from 2021-01-05T11:00

New year, same dudes! We're ringing in the new year with a re-recording of a lost episode, Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice!

In all honesty, we don't REALLY talk about the movie all th...

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Write About Your Childhood Trauma! (Dash & Lily) from 2020-12-29T11:00

As 2020 comes to a close, so does our month of Holiday Classics! And to end it off, we're doing probably what is the cutest thing we've ever seen, Dash & Lily!

Look, we know we're sup...

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Let Edward C*m in a Woman! (The Princess Switch: Switched Again) from 2020-12-22T11:00

We've (now?) officially hit the Holiday Season™️, and we're still rolling along in the snow with our penultimate Holiday episode; The Princess Switch: Switched Again!

Honestly, what a seq...

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Butthead (Jack Frost) from 2020-12-15T11:00

Week Three of Holiday December Classics, and today we're pulling out a REAL classic with the 1998 Holiday hit, Jack Frost!

If we can take a minute to respect not only Jim Henson's puppet ...

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This is Christian Copaganda! (Operation Christmas Drop) from 2020-12-08T11:00

We're keep up our Holiday themed movies of December and diving right into this clearly military funded movie, Operation Christmas Drop! Which is based off of the VERY REAL OPERATION CHRISTMAS DR...

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This Morning Sex Gets... Angelic (Holidate) from 2020-12-01T11:00

December is HERE (barely)! And it's time for our first Rude Dude Holiday Take Down! All December, we're taking down all the latest Holiday media. Today, we're doing a catch all holiday movie... ...

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This is just Coco? (Julie and the Phantoms) from 2020-11-24T11:00

Time for one of Bridgets favourite things, sexy teen boy ghosts! This week we're covering the Kenny Ortega's masterpiece, Julie and the Phantoms!... We know it's for kids, we don't care!

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The Hummus Platter of Shows (Emily In Paris) from 2020-11-17T11:00

Oh god, you knew it was coming... There's no way we can talk about trash TV without talking about the show everyone LOVES to hate (except for Chris' Mom??)... Emily in Paris.

Honestly... ...

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DEMON MARY POPPINS! (The Babysitter & The Babysitter: Killer Queen) from 2020-11-10T11:00

No Riverdale this time... But we're still watchin' trash!

Today, we're diving into the horror comedy film duology that is the Babysitter franchise... The movies that ask "what if...

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Your Daddy Smacks You, and WE DON'T CARE! (Riverdale Season Four) from 2020-11-03T11:00:49

WHATS UP RUDE DUDES?!

Welcome to the new podcast! We, unfortunately (but unsurprisingly), have been beaten brutal by Riverdale. It's got nothing to do with our love of the show and... Eve...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Fuck Your Sky! (S4E3 - Dog Day Afternoon) from 2020-11-03T03:07:11

We’re going UP UP AND AWAYYYY (from reality) with this episode! Sharks have been JUMPED!


Betty is closing in on the Farm after they’ve executed so many FBI agents, but they st...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES*** Little Fascist Bitch! (S4E2 - Fast Times at Riverdale High) from 2020-08-18T10:00:57

Sadness is over, and we’re going RIGHT back to bonkersville USA!

School’s starting up, and Archie wants Mad Dog to get an education and be set off on the right path, but maily wants him t...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** G-String for Jesus! (S4E1 - In Memoriam) from 2020-08-11T10:00:37

SEASON FOUR IS HERE!! AND WE WOULD BE MORE EXCITED IF WE WEREN’T SO SAD!!

Today’s episode marks the passing of Luke Perry on March 4th 2019, which produced this masterful piece of tribute...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Eating People is Keto! (S3E22 Survive the Night) from 2020-08-04T10:00:33

WE DID IT GUYS! Another season in the can! Can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t!

Things are coming to a head this episode, as season finale’s tend to do! The gang all meets up with th...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** That’s Trauma! (S3E21 - The Dark Secrets of Harvest House) from 2020-07-28T20:58:51

WOWE WOWE EVERYONE! The shark has been JUMPED and we are HEREEE!!!

This... is the best episode... Of any TV show ever made. We got CULTS WITH ORGANS, we got SERIAL KILLERS WITH HOOK HANDS...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Thank You, Show! (S3E20 - Prom Night) from 2020-07-21T10:00

SONGS OF FIRE AND ICE, PROM NIGHT WON’T BE SO NICE!! We may be winding down the season, but the show is ramping up! We got severed hands, hook hands, any kind of hands you can think off! And it’...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** SAI BATTLE!!! (S3E19 - Fear the Reaper) from 2020-07-14T10:00:54

TODAYS THE DAY!! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

We got a wild one today everyone, so strap in for a good time! What’s not a good time is that Jellybean is missing, and the Jones family must...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Hard On You! (S3E18 - Jawbreaker) from 2020-07-07T10:00:48

Things are getting FIZZY in Riverdale! EVERYONE’S DOING DRUGS WHAT A NIGHTMARE!

Jughead is looking into the murder of Baby Teeth (or Brandon Morris if you’re respectful!) and works with h...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** You’ve Been Slurred! (S3E17 - The Raid) from 2020-06-30T10:00:56

So this episode is not called the Master... SUE ME!!

But today, we dive deep into the systems of oppression that govern our cities. We learn how a gand turns into a militarized police for...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Kevin’s a WILD CARD!! (S3E16 - Big Fun) from 2020-06-23T10:00:29

We’re gonna have BIG FUN tonight, you teens!!! Because it’s another MUSICAL EPISODE!!!

Kevin’s back to his old shenanigans and directing the HEATHERS musical, and he’s making some WILD po...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Save a Horse, Ride a Reggie! (S3E15 - American Dreams) from 2020-06-16T10:00:49

Get your party hats out everyone, cause it’s FP’s 50th BIRTHDAY!!


Gladys has something special planned for the party, and she needs Jughead to write a speech. He’s a little sc...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Don’t Touch Fangs! (S3E14 - Fire Walk With Me) from 2020-06-02T10:00:09

Things are HEATING UP on Riverdale (below your feet), so take this walk with us!

This week, Archie lives out his dream of being a dad! He gets to teach this young boy boxing, and tell him...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** I’m the Top! (S3E13 - Requiem for a Welterweight) from 2020-05-26T14:24:23

We still don’t understand the title, but this is still an amazing episode!

This week, we’re talkin’ GANGS! The Serpents are loosing numbers thanks to the Pretty Poisons, so Jughead tries ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** A Fumble or a Bumble? (S3E12 - Bizzarodale) from 2020-05-19T10:00

HOW BIZZARE?! (*guitar riff*) HOW BIZZARE! HOW BIZZARE!

We’re getting into BIZZARODALE today baybe!! One of our favs, cause it has all of our fav characters getting what they want (before...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Bridget’s Into Reaganism (S3E11 - The Red Dahlia) from 2020-05-12T10:00:35

Time for Noir town to become... Crime town??? I dunno, but we’re leanin’ into genre today!

Ron pays for Jugheads friendship and his sleuthing skills to find out who shot her father. He fi...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** OUCH! My BEAR Scars! (S3E10 - The Stranger) from 2020-05-05T10:00:36

Archie’s dead guys!! NO MORE RIVERDALE?! Lol, JK, Jug LIES!

We’re doin’ a fun lil sweet gem today! Because Archie’s back in town! And he’s one step closer to being part of the main story ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Blender Xanax (S3E9 - No Exit) from 2020-04-28T10:00:47

QUAR IS OVER... AT LEAST IN RIVERDALE!! (Click Bait)

And though people need to socially distant, Arch doesn’t get the memo and decides to sneeze right in the face of a BEAR! Then he goes ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Narcos & Nachos (S3E8 - Outbreak) from 2020-04-21T10:00

Quarantine has NOT been kind to this episode! But it’s been wild none the less!

Archie and Jug have finally made it to Toledo (wherever that is) to rendevous with Gladys Jones and Jelly B...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Bird is the Word! (S3E7 - Man In Black) from 2020-04-14T10:00:27

HERE COMES THE MAN IN BLACK!!! No fun hat or ANYTHING! JUST PLAIN HIRAM!!

This episode is a fun lil three parter! We get to Archie and Jug, running from the law (Hiram). They escape to a ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** ... He did WHAT?! (S3E6 - Manhunter) from 2020-04-07T16:18:54

Back from the Bunker BAYBEE!! And we’re not the only ones livin’ in it!! 

Archie’s still in his bunker, because there’s a MAN HUNT for him!! But he has sepsis from the pip he crawled...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** MOIST! ft QUARANTINE (S3E5 - The Great Escape) from 2020-03-31T10:00:03

QUARANTINE TIME!!! We’ve run out of back log, but we’re not going to let the fact that we can’t be together stop us from doing what we love! Much like Ron in this episode!! See... We rounded it ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Riverhole! ft Geoffrey Cann (S3E4 - The Midnight Club) from 2020-03-24T10:00:13

Guys! This is it! Probably one of the best episodes of Riverdale of ALL TIME!! And we have a very special (and apropos guest) for todays podcast... Geoffrey Cann! AKA BRIDGETS DAD!!

This ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** I Never Loved You! (S3E3 - As Above, So Below) from 2020-03-17T10:00:17

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!!! Cause the PIT. IS. OPEN!!

This episode really sheds light on the corrupt criminal justice system, and one boy find hope in... Just kidding, Archie gets b...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** ... and God Enters! (S3E2 - Fortune and Men’s Eyes) from 2020-03-10T10:00:58

Time for a little JAIL HOUSE ROCK BAYBEE!! Only not as fun (and wayyyyyy more violent)

It’s Archie’s first day in juvenile detention, but you would think he’s going to a real adult prison...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** A WOO WOO - ft Paul J.P. (S3E1 - Labour Day) from 2020-03-03T11:00:33

Season 3 is here! And we have a very special guest, Paul JP!! He’s bringing in the “legal” angle (or, as the Riverdale writers would say, the “buzzkill” angle).

Summer‘s almost over, as t...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Das Da Hood! (S2E22 - Brave New World) from 2020-02-18T11:00:26

Gang, we did it! Season two is over, and it’s time to wrap up and head into the next season! We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve laughed even more! Thank you all so much for coming on this journey...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Hot Dads of Riverdale! (S2E21 - Judgement Night) from 2020-02-11T11:00

LETS START A RIOT!! Because there’s no due process anymore, and we’re all SHEEP!

Last we left off, the town of Riverdale was on the verge of collapsing! Fangs was shot, and everyone’s let...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** WE ALL FUCKED MIDGE (S2E20 - Shadow of Doubt) from 2020-02-04T11:00:37

RIP MIDGE KLUMP! Gone, and slowly forgotten!

The children of Riverdale are SHOOK over their (kind of) friend Midge getting cruisified in front of the WHOLE town! Everyone’s blaming Tom Ke...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** LOLLIPOP RETURNS! (S2E19 - Prisoner) from 2020-01-28T11:00:49

MIDGE IS DEAD!! NOO! Now it’s time to double down on this Blackhood plot to avenge his death??

Sherif Keller, fueled by the slap of his life, is trying to solve this murder. Archie gets V...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Right, Honey? No Secret! (S2E18 - A Night To Remember) from 2020-01-21T11:00:04

THAT’S NOT MY NAAAAAAAAME!!! But now it’s time for the episode, acording to RUDE DUDES!! 


The first musical episode of Riverdale... Such a beautiful thing. And what a msu...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** I Almost Got Ring’d!! (S2E17 - The Noose Tightens) from 2020-01-14T11:00:06

Tonight, good boys (Rude Dudes) only, because (much like Hiram) our MTL crew is GONE?!?!

This episode gets some backstory for season 4, cause DARLA’S COMIN’ TO TOWN!! After the city’s wee...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Excuse Me, You Don’t Know My Darkness ft Devon Henderson (S2E16 - Primary Colors) from 2020-01-07T11:00

Today, we’re turning on all the lights! Cause the only one who noticed they were off was our guest, Devon Henderson!

Todays episode of Riverdale, Betty’s really going to war with Chic! Sh...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Drag Me To Riverdale! ft Jackie Twomey (S2E15 - There Will Be Blood) from 2019-12-17T11:00:10

HERE YE HERE YE! WE WILL READ A WILL!! And we’ve brought in a secret blossom, Jackie Twomey! And she will NOT be leaving as easily as Alice!

This episode gets WILD! Archie’s gettin frustr...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Vughead C*ck Kiss! ft Korri Birch (S2E14 - The Hills Have Eyes) from 2019-12-10T11:00

WE’RE HEADING TO THE LODGE LODGE TONIGHT, EVERYONE! And we’re bringin our favourite fourth, Korri Birch!! 

We have to say, this is THE definitive episode of Riverdale. It’s got every...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** WE SHIP CHUNDY! Ft Carolyn Das (S2E13 - The Tell-Tale Heart) from 2019-12-03T11:00

We don’t know the meaning of omertà on this pod, cause we NEVER keep silent. And neither does our best capo, Carolyn Das!! She joins us for a very special murder episode, involving a MURDER! REM...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Your Hole is Full of Milk! Ft Brie Watson (S2E12 - The Wicked and the Divine) from 2019-11-26T11:00:44

AYYYE! It’s mobster time, And we can CONFRIM that our guest is our good pal and very Catholic friend, Brie Watson!! (Please read in mobster voice, thank you).

Ron’s getting confirmed to t...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Porn Ruins Betty! (S2E11 - The Wrestler) from 2019-11-19T11:00:32

This episode, we recognize we have the PRIVILEGE of being just us for the first time in a while!

But we get into one of the sweatiest episodes yet! We’re all sweating with knowledge (and ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Kevin Loves Milk! Ft Cassie Cao (S2E10 - Blackboard Jungle) from 2019-11-12T11:00:38

You... Kissed... Betty? You kissed... Betty?? You... Kissed Betty? No? We kissed CASSIE CAO!! Cause she’s on the episode, and she has NO idea what’s happening! 

We’re also kissing th...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** SANTA?! ft. Jennifer Ashleigh Lloyd (S2E9 - Silent Night, Deadly Night) from 2019-11-05T11:00:41

CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE!! And who better to bring in the cheer than Jennifer Ashleigh Lloyd!! 

Though this Christmas is starting off a bit glum, cause the gang is so fractured, the on...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Holmes and Watson, but make it Varchie! Ft Michael Mongiardi (S2E8 - House of the Devil) from 2019-10-29T10:00

Listen, there’s more than one way to become a Rude Dude, and Mike Mongiardi found that out the HARD way.  ;)

This episode has us jump cutting all over, cause the gang goes from River...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Do You Take Debit? Ft. Quentin Matheson (S2E7 - Tales from the Darkside) from 2019-10-22T10:00

This episode is a retelling of the tragic and macabre that have fallen the podcast of Riverdale Rude Dudes. And we have our very own Tony Todd, it’s Quentin Matheson!!

Listen, the Blackho...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** BUGHEAD NO MORE?!?! ft. Susan Debreceni (S2E6 - Death Proof) from 2019-10-15T10:00

We're not death proof from anything, especially this episode. But we have the amazing Susan Debreceni on with us today! And boy, do we need her, cause this episode's fucked up on some of that ja...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** THUNDA! FEEL THA THUNDA! ft Alison Haines (S2E5 - When A Stranger Calls) from 2019-10-08T10:00

We're back, baby! And we're BURSTING through the doors in a red leather ensemble!! And we have a special guest for a special (worst) episode, Allison Haines!!


This episode is... Roug...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** We LOVE Gay Republicans!!! (S2E4 - The Town That Dreaded Sundown) ft Anesti Danelis from 2019-09-24T10:00

We're all scared of the night, but we're not scared of our next guest, Anesti Danelis!! We get into some spicey codebreaking! And even though Anesti is a Jopaz ship, and even though we don't agr...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** When You Birth Someone, You Love Them! ft. Nkasi Ogbonnah (S2E3 - The Watcher in the Woods) from 2019-09-18T10:00

LITTLE LATE, BUT BETTER THAN EVER!!! This episode we're cruising for a good time with Nkasi Ogbonnah!!

Things in Riverdale are getting WILD! Archie is constantly gaslit into thinking ever...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Necronomiconing! ft. Antonis Varkaris (S2E2 - Nighthawks) from 2019-09-10T10:00

Much like the town of Riverdale, we're moving RIGHT along after this shooting. And no better way to help the transition than our guest, Antonis Varkaris!

This episode is a lot of the spir...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** TIME DIES!! ft. Jon Blair (S2E1 - A Kiss Before Death) from 2019-09-03T10:00

Listen, we're good at a lot of things, but making this an hour episode is NOT one of them! Because this episode features the one and only JON BLAIR!

Season is starting off ROUGH! We've go...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Judy Blume, Famously, Fucks! (S1E13 - The Sweet Hereafter) from 2019-08-27T10:00

We started the episode on a CLIFFhanger, now we're going to be with Jason, because this is the last episode of season 1!! And just because we've solved a murder, doesn't mean there still isn't D...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** 100 Pounds of Wet (S1E12 - Anatomy of Murder) from 2019-08-20T10:00

Nothing is more Blossom than... this podcast! And boy, does this episode drop #bombshellbombs like never before! A real sad episode; FP confesses to the murder of Jason Blossom, but not all the ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** FP Reads a Book... WILLINGLY?! (S1E11 - To Riverdale and Back Again) from 2019-08-13T10:00

Sit back, grab your daily Milkshake, and engage with this work of art!! We've finally hit homecoming, which means it's been 2-3 months since the season started (seriously, we don't know the exac...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Weekdays are Tough (S1E10 - The Lost Weekend) from 2019-08-06T10:00

WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO JUGHEAD IN THIS GD EPISODE?! We wanna KNOW!

Fred goes off to finalize things in a final way, and Archie is pissed (for the first time it seems?) Meanwhile, Chuck...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Don't You Feel Bad? It's BARB! (S1E9 - La Grande Illusion) from 2019-07-30T10:00

If Riverdale be the fruit of love, play on! And serve that fruit with a glass of Chardonnay baby, cause we're in for a wild ride tonight! Archie's a dumb idiot who can't be a detective and gets ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Class Warfare (S1E8 - The Outsiders) from 2019-07-23T10:00

This episode puts our loins in a ~gordian knot~ as we're getting into some hard conundrums! Veronica thinks it's a good idea to have Penelope AND Alice in the same room?! Archie gets another har...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** And... Kevin!! (S1E7 - In a Lonely Place) from 2019-07-16T10:00

THIS EPISODE IS SAD! And it features sad dad/bad dad FP!! But that means we get a lot of love for our sexy sad boy(tm) Jug! Jarchie rises, Bughead Rises, hell, even Fughead rises! Veronica is al...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Fred's Bad at Business and it's SO HOT! (S1E6 - Faster Pussycats! Kill! Kill!) from 2019-07-09T10:00

Wowee! We're getting to our FAVOURITE EPISODE!! With LOTS of drama!! It's an episode featuring the Pussycats, and the talent show is their time to shine, but Josie is feeling the pressure from h...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** This Song Slaps!! (S1E5 - Heart of Darkness) from 2019-07-02T10:00

This episode was a teen drama episode, with a hard dose of reality for some of our favourite gang members! Archie gets some hard truths about his music career, Betty gets some hard truths about ...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Where's the Therapist?! (S1E4 - The Last Picture Show) from 2019-06-25T10:00

Chris talks wayyyy too fast, but we need to blow through a lot of heavy heavy topics. Like racial casting, sexual abuse, and teen love?

Geraldine finally gets found out! And shit gets wil...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** FULL DARK NO STARS! (S1E3 - Body Double) from 2019-06-18T10:00

This episode deals with some SHIT! And SO DO WE!!

Alice gets the life SMACKED out of her, Jughead stalks a bunch of kids and gets them to rat out Dilton, and oh boy, we get our first glim...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Leave Betty Alone! (S1E2 - Touch of Evil) from 2019-06-11T10:00

Episode 2 of Riverdale Rude Dudes! We're doing "Touch of Evil" and What a ride! Archie's been asking for emotional labour from the woman... And we're so sick and tired of it! We also get the fir...

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*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** The Town Town (S1E1 - The River's Edge) from 2019-06-04T10:00

Here it is! The first (official) episode of Riverdale Rude Dudes!!

We're gettin' into episode 1, The River's Edge, establishing all the things we love! Will Archie find a balance between ...

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Riverdale Rude Dudes Rise!! from 2019-05-29T16:41:24

HELLO!! Welcome to the (unofficial) first episode of Riverdale Rude Dudes!

This podcast is so of like a Riverdale retrospective; we're looking back at every episode of Riverdale and recap...

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