Podcasts by RJ

Time Out: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 98 from 2018-06-11T04:02:04

The guys make a big announcement and take some much needed time off. 

Tai Got Married: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 97 from 2018-06-04T14:39:59

Tai Piazza joins the guys to talk about the logistics of getting married.

RJ gets legit: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 96 from 2018-05-22T03:55:45

RJ talks about getting certified and the guys answer fan questions. 

TBE: The Waitress, Pt 2: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 41 from 2018-05-15T14:29:36

RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.

Burning Man: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 95 from 2018-05-07T14:39:28

Alexa joins the guys to talk about about burning man, dessert themed attractions, and the orgy dome(s). 

TBE:The Art Of Seduction: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 15 from 2018-04-30T11:00

Comedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.

Love Letters: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 94 from 2018-04-23T12:00

Nick drops by to read through a giant box of love letters he's received and the guys wonder why they never got any. 

TBE-Sex Toys: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 21 from 2018-04-16T09:00

Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport....

More Fan Questions: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 93 from 2018-04-09T14:28:19

The guys answer more fan questions from the live show and Bley tells us about his sad sad fetish. 

Live at Nerdmelt: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 92 from 2018-04-02T09:00

The guys go live at Nerdmelt to answer fan questions and help Sona plan her wedding. 

TBE-The Gamezone: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 1 from 2018-03-26T09:00

In honor of our LIVE SHOW at Nerdmelt on 3/26/18 we are bringing back the episode that started it all! 

Mixed Messages: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 91 from 2018-03-19T08:00

Bley talks about prison mixers, and his sister Lisa explains why he's the king of mixed messages.

Fan Questions: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 90 from 2018-03-12T14:37:43

The guys answer fan questions and Bley gets a girls number in the saddest way imaginable. 

Chill AF: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 89 from 2018-03-05T02:18:38

Kelli Smith drops by to teach the guys how to chill out and enjoy being single. 

The D: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 88 from 2018-02-26T02:53:03

The wonderful Caryn Weghorst drops by to discuss the worlds most uncomfortable topic. We also announce our very first LIVE SHOW!

Therapy: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 87 from 2018-02-19T20:34:12

A special throwback episode to celebrate Emily V. Gordon's Oscar nomination for The Big Sick!

Culture Shock: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 86 from 2018-02-12T16:10:09

The guys talk about culture shock and RJ reveals why Iceland has the best bars.

Conflict:RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 85 from 2018-02-05T18:46:25

Katie Aubin joins the guys to talk conflict and Bley gets weirdly dark.

Different: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 84 from 2018-01-29T16:09:37

Jeannie K drops in to explain how our differences can make us stronger.

Lisa Loeb: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 83 from 2018-01-22T18:08:02

Join us for a special throwback episode with singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb.

Crossing The Line: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 82 from 2018-01-15T15:41:49

Mo Welch joins the guys to talk about crossing the line in Comedy.

Under Pressure: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 81 from 2018-01-08T09:00

RJ reveals a massive secret, and Bley offers very little advise.

Happy New Year: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 80 from 2018-01-01T16:52:38

The guys are joined by fan favorite, Buddy Blackman to discuss resolutions, will power, and the meaning of life.

Happy Holidays: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 79 from 2017-12-30T01:25:50

The guys revisit a classic episode with Rebel Wilson and producer David Hoff betrays RJ's trust.

Boners: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 78 from 2017-12-18T10:00

Briana Hansen joins the guys to talk about the one thing they might actually be good at.

Sabotage: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 77 from 2017-12-11T16:47:42

RJ and Bley are joined by Ben Berman to discuss the fine art of self sabotage.

Not Our Fault: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 76 from 2017-12-04T11:00

Things for Rj and Bley go worse than you’d expect, and for once it’s not their fault.

Religion: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 75 from 2017-11-27T16:01:46

The guys are joined by Carolyn to discuss growing up in the church, trying to find someone that shares your faith, and why the Tinder logo is a flame. 

Drugs: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 74 from 2017-11-20T16:02:08

This week Dan joins the guys to discuss the finer things in life, like LSD, Salvia, and Magic Mushroms. Bley also recounts the time he became an interior decorator, and RJ looks for deeper meani...

Being Deliberate: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 73 from 2017-11-13T15:28:22

This week we are joined by serial monogamist, Celeste.  In this episode Celeste lowers her expectations for Millenials, RJ has a hard time speaking, and Bley reveals how many dishes he uses...sp...

The Benefits of Bachelorhood: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 72 from 2017-11-06T12:00

Where are all our singles at?! The boys welcome perpetual bachelor David Marker to celebrate all the joys of not being in a relationship. Plus, RJ confesses his deepest darkest fear - and spoile...

The Bookmark: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls from 2017-11-03T14:25:45

Between The Bookmark, The Brownout, The Reboot, and the return of fan favorite, Sona Movsesian, things get real crazy real quick! Plus, Bley tells the story of mistakenly confronting his friend ...

The Hiccup: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls from 2017-11-01T14:11:45

We're back baby! 

We discuss what we've been up to these past two and a half years while our new producer looks on in shame. Also Bley makes a weird noise.

Spring Special: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls from 2015-05-22T20:49:15

RJ & Bley return with an update on their dating fails - including Bley's online dating adventures and RJ's awful experience buying lingerie!

RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 69: The End from 2014-11-17T06:41:46

RJ & Bley welcome their final guest Sona, and end their podcast the same way they started it: Awkwardly.

The Girl Who Started It All: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 68 from 2014-10-05T07:29:41

For their second to last episode, RJ & Bley welcome the girl who was the reason why they started the whole podcast in the first place: Rachel Adams.

Fake Numbers: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 67 from 2014-09-02T21:48:58

RJ & Bley welcome their friend Keri back one last time to talk about Bley's latest lady strikeout, getting & giving fake numbers, "mushing", and much more!

Fathers: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 65 from 2014-06-15T22:42:59

RJ & Bley answer some fan questions and talk about what their fathers taught them about the ladies. 

Better Living Through Improv: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 64 from 2014-06-03T20:18:27

RJ's friend Becca stops by to talk about her job helping people overcome their social anxiety using improv, and Bley calmly explains why he's going to die alone.

YOU GOT A BOOB ON YOUR PHONE: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 63 from 2014-05-06T20:13:49

The boys talk to their friend Ray about getting back into the dating life, and RJ drops the bomb about the time he traded sexy photos with a lady.

RJ's Ex-Girlfriend: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 62 from 2014-04-28T21:06:15

RJ's Ex-Girlfriend Hannah comes on the podcast to talk about what it's like to date RJ, and Bley tries to keep everybody calm.

The German: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 61 from 2014-04-22T00:03:08

RJ & Bley welcome Maria, a girl who runs a similar podcast with her friend in Germany… Could this be Bley's perfect woman?

Cake Girl: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 60 from 2014-04-16T01:28:41

The boys talk to Audrey, who bakes cakes and brings them to bars as an ingenious plot to meet dudes.

Bley is in a Rut: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 59 from 2014-03-24T23:49:15

Bley is stuck in a rut and RJ has never been happier.

Secret Relationships: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 58 from 2014-02-06T02:24:19

RJ & Bley welcome their pal Eric, who recounts his recent struggle with having to date someone in secret.

But Why Can't He Ask ME Out? RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 57 from 2014-01-22T19:57:55

Keri O'Keeffe returns with a simple question that ignites a firestorm.

Suave Cop, Idiot Cop: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 56 from 2014-01-06T19:49:36

RJ brings a hot girl to the holiday party, and Bley acts classy HA HA HA JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS BLEY EMBARRASSES HIMSELF HORRIBLY.

Vacationships: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 55 from 2013-12-16T18:20:20

Anonymous LA Internet Dating Expert Miss Match returns to the podcast to drop a bomb: She's in a long distance relationship. The boys explain why this is a bad idea, and discuss the "Vacationshi...

Green Card: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 54 from 2013-11-26T22:06:22

The boys discuss marrying for love and a green card with a man who's done both.

Rude Dudes: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 53 from 2013-11-12T02:05:09

With their friend Liz, the guys try to figure out how ladies should handle guys who act like dicks.

Thicket: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 52 from 2013-10-30T19:00

The boys figure out the dos and don'ts of moving in with a significant other. AND THERE ARE A LOT OF DON'TS YOU GUYS

The Sandwich: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 51 from 2013-10-14T18:46:35

RJ embarrasses himself with a sandwich, Bley embarrasses himself at Starbucks, and the boys take your questions.

Our 50 Most Embarrassing Life Moments: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 50 from 2013-10-07T21:15

To celebrate their big 50th episode, RJ & Bley recount the 50 most embarrassing moments of their lives for their friend Sona.

Girls Don't Know: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 49 from 2013-10-01T01:55:57

The boys challenge former podcast guest Tai, who holds firm in his belief that women are terrible at giving advice.

Hookup Apps: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls #48 from 2013-09-16T21:35:14

RJ & Bley explore the world of Tnder, Lulu, Grinder, and other hookup apps with the help of their friend Keri. 

Date Buddy: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 47 from 2013-09-10T06:44:43

RJ & Bley try to put what they've learned to the test and try to get their friend Buddy a date. Want to date Buddy? Go to RjandBleySuckAtGirls.com/buddy!

Being Happy Being Alone: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 46 from 2013-08-26T17:14:27

Jessica stops by to teach the boys a lesson about how to be happy with being alone.

Slippery When Wet: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 45 from 2013-08-19T22:50:25

Jennifer from WET introduces the boys to the wonderful world of lubricants, the boys reveal their first "sex" talks, and Bley invents something called "pizza lube".

Keepin' It Classy: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 44 from 2013-08-14T03:42:52

An unexpecting sighting of old boobs in the wild sparks a hot debate between RJ, Bley & return guest Emily V. Gordon about age and dress.

Fan Questions: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 43 from 2013-08-07T07:16:59

The boys tackle some fan questions like: What's the best book on dating? How can I get over a bad breakup? Exactly how much can Bley drink? and much much more!

The Facebook Stalk: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 42 from 2013-07-29T20:49:30

The boys try to glean some wooing lessons from Lindsay's epic tale of romance, Lindsay talks about the challenges of her long distance marriage, and RJ & Bley learn the art of the "Facebook Stal...

The Waitress, Pt 2: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 41 from 2013-07-22T21:30

RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.

Hitting on a Waitress: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls #40 from 2013-07-14T22:27:06

Fan favorite Sona Movsesian returns to give the guys tips on how to hook up with Bartenders & Waitresses - and RJ, Bley & Sona put into motion a terrible plan.

Girl Update: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 39 from 2013-07-09T22:56

The boys welcome their friend Ryan for a girl update: RJ bartends for a bunch of cougars, and Bley gets way in over his head when he crashes a bachelorette party in Chicago. 

Preggers: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 38 from 2013-06-24T22:59:44

Bley's now pregnant sister returns to talk about pregancy, and the boys recount some character-forging horrors from childhood.

The Velvet Monkey: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 37 from 2013-06-14T23:49

World traveler Tai takes the boys step by step through throwing the perfect dinner party, and explains what to do when you're stuck a foreign country staring down a monkey that gives handjobs.

Rebel Wilson Sucks At Boys: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 36 from 2013-06-10T01:21

The star of the upcoming ABC show "Super Fun Night" talks about her Listen

A Single Man: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 35 from 2013-06-02T23:44:12

RJ reveals that he is single once again. The boys try to figure out what went wrong.

Crash&Burn: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 34 from 2013-05-21T21:48

RJ & Bley tackle some fan questions and Bley asks a co-worker to dinner with disasterous results.

Moms: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 33 from 2013-05-13T06:20:05

In this special Mother's Day episode, RJ & Bley call their moms to find out whether or not their dads were as bad at dating as they are.

TOMBOY: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 32 from 2013-05-07T00:51:04

The boys welcome Bley's former crush Erni, who reveals what it's like being a tomboy and how to break through the obstacle of having guys see you as a friend. Also, Bley makes an ass of himself....

God and Distance: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 31 from 2013-04-29T04:52:01

RJ & Bley talk to the most religious person they know about the role God plays in his relationships, and Bley defends his theory that long distance relationships aren't relationships.

The Token Lesbian: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 30 from 2013-04-22T17:53

The boys welcome a girl who's into girls! Veronica talks about "The Lesbian Death Stare", her experience coming out, and the best pick up line in the history of humankind.

Murder Lake: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 29 from 2013-04-14T21:17:04

RJ & Bley welcome a co-worker named Kramer who explains that sometimes it's just easier to kill someone than break up with them. Wait, what?

HANDSY: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 28 from 2013-03-28T22:44

The boys welcome Bley's self-confessed flirty friend Katie, who explains some simple rules on how to tell if a girl is flirting… Or just handsy.

Hitting The Horse: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 27 from 2013-03-17T06:54:17

The boys tackle questions about rejection, cutting, and why men are so bad in bed.

Nug Life: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 26 from 2013-03-11T00:40

RJ takes his relationship to the next level as Bley takes his love of McNuggets to the next level.

Don't Trip: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 25 from 2013-02-24T21:33:41

RJ explains the dangers of horny grandparents and Bley explains his method for covering bathroom noise - all with the hope of talking Katie Smith out of taking a trip with her boyfriend.

We're Terrible People: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 24 from 2013-02-17T21:12:41

Miss Match, Dave Geis, & Bley tell RJ about the Match.com "Stir Event" they attended, and how it changed their lives. 

Winner Winner: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 23 from 2013-02-11T05:14:32

The boys welcome the winner of the fan contest to the studio, and try to figure out the proper way to handle a car crash on a date. Also RJ explains why he's not allowed in Kentucky parks after ...

Putting Out: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 22 from 2013-02-05T18:39:44

RJ & Bley answer more fan questions, including "does a girl have to put out on Valentine's Day?", "Is my sarcasm driving guys away?" and much more. Plus, the winner of the Fan Contest is announc...

Sex Toys: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 21 from 2013-01-29T22:46:11

Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport....

AGE: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 20 from 2013-01-20T19:10:45

Kate Freund helps the boys firgure out how much age differences matter in relationships - and the understated importance of a good looking eyebrow.

Boner Etiquette: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 19 from 2013-01-14T19:28

RJ & Bley welcome a massage therapist, who explains how to handle an unexpected boner - and tries to help Bley over his fear of physical intimacy.

EVERYTHING CHANGES: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 18 from 2013-01-07T05:05

RJ reveals to Bley that he's been seeing someone. Nothing will ever be the same.

Fan Questions: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 17 from 2012-12-31T00:58:48

RJ & Bley answer some fan questions and make a big announcement: They want to interview YOU. Listen up to find out how you can be a guest on a future episode!

Conquering Intimidation: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 16 from 2012-12-24T03:39:24

The Nerdist's Katie Levine talks about being intimidated by guys and what RJ & Bley can do when they're intimidated by ladies, explains the perks of having guy friends, and Bley explains how he ...

The Art Of Seduction: RJ&Bley Suck at Girls ep 15 from 2012-12-18T02:41:10

Comedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.

Internet Dating: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 14 from 2012-12-11T05:42:14

The boys tackle the world of internet dating with the help of anonymous internet dating expert Miss Match LA! Follow her blog at MissMatchLA.tumblr.com!

Firsts: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 13 from 2012-12-03T05:37:36

First kiss. First breakup. First fuck. RJ & Bley reveal it all, and discuss how what happened then still affects what happens now.

Fan Questions: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 12 from 2012-11-26T04:05:20

RJ & Bley talk about what they've learned over the past 11 episodes and reveal some surprising answers to fan questions!

Holiday Hookups: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 11 from 2012-11-19T21:02

The guys try to figure out when you should bring your significant other home for the holidays, and guest Ruthie Wyatt makes the case for dating outside your religion.

Celebrity Dating; RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 10 from 2012-11-12T00:06

Grammy nominated singer songwriter Lisa Loeb joins the boys to talk about dating celebs, keeping your eyes open and the benefits of being early.

The Therapy Episode: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 9 from 2012-11-05T01:18:21

Comedian & Masters Degree Holder in Couples & Family Therapy Emily V. Gordon helps the boys tackle their body issues, their ticklishness, and a horribly embarrassing event from Bley's past.

Me Love You Long Term: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 8 from 2012-10-29T07:56:19

What's the point of dating if you don't know how to handle a relationship? From cheating to face punching to ripping down doors, RJ & Bley welcome a couple who've had their share of long term re...

WE GOT A MODEL!!!!!: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 7 from 2012-10-22T03:10

RJ & Bley somehow manage to get a professional model to talk to them - and they try to figure out the definition of "A Date". Check out more great Bayli Ryan stuff at her official site, Listen

GIRL UPDATE: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 6 from 2012-10-14T19:41:38

The boys relate their latest adventures: RJ gets a booty call and Bley tries to kiss an actual girl.

Dating A MILF: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 5 from 2012-10-07T22:05:45

New York Times Bestselling author, comedian, and hot single mom Laurie Kilmartin gives the boys advice on how to handle dating moms! 

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Dress Better: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 4 from 2012-09-30T18:30

See photos of what RJ & Bley were wearing @ RjandBleySuckAt Girls.com!

RJ & Bley turn to professional Costume Designer Scott Cronick and Wardrobe Guru Dawn Weisberg for help on how to dre...

Dating At Work: RJ&Bley Suck At Girls ep 3 from 2012-09-24T07:00:49

Bley's sister Lisa comes on to talk about her firsthand lessons she's learned about dating at work - and manages to slip in an INCREDIBLY embarrassing story that ensures that Bley will never eve...