Podcasts by Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast
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Ep. 147 The Roommate aka It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up from 2021-05-25T12:53
Week 4 brings us to “The Roommate”, a garbage and fedora filled movie that we both hated. We talk confusing 2000s movies, how this movie stars a fedora and belly button ring, and cat horror (#Justi...
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Ep. 146 Case 39 aka Demon kids are needy from 2021-05-18T15:16:24
Week 3 of, “Now Streaming on Netflix” month brings us to 2009’s, “Case 39” and well, it’s not good. Basically this movie is boring as sh*t and is way too long. Join us as we sing an out of tune and...
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Ep. 145 Gothika aka We need to talk about Doug from 2021-05-11T14:51:40
Welcome back Halle! This week we watch Jen’s favorite childhood movie - Gothika. We’re not completely sure what Gothika means, however we do know what “Not Alone” means after Halle changes the expl...
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Ep. 144 The Boy aka Poor man’s Phantom of the Opera from 2021-05-03T15:08:21
New month, new theme. This month we’re watching movies now streaming on Netflix! We kick off this month by watching 2016’s, “The Boy.” Let’s be clear, you’re either going to enjoy this movie or hat...
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Ep. 143 Child’s Play (2019) aka Sentience is a curse from 2021-04-26T21:14:41
This week we watch the remake of 1988’s Child Play, and were very unimpressed. We talk about Chucky and Andy’s dysfunctional relationship, neglectful parenting, suburban watermelon patches, and the...
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EP. 142 Friday the 13th (2009) aka Jason be nimble, Jason be quick from 2021-04-19T14:10:02
Make it gnarly and they will come. This week we watch 2009’s, “Friday the 13th!” Is it a bummer? Yes. Is it the worst Friday the 13th movie in the franchise? Nah. Join us as we discuss How this mov...
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EP. 141 Fright Night (2011) aka When did Gerald? from 2021-04-11T17:28:35
2nd week of remake month brings us to a movie we both enjoy - Fright Night! We dissect the Twilight and Minority Report references, rollercoasters of emotions that Colin Farrell makes us feel (Pare...
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Ep. 140 Prom Night (2008) aka 80% teens going up to their hotel room, 20% teens dancing from 2021-04-05T20:36:13
New month, new theme, we bring you...REMAKE MONTH. Kicking it off is 2008’s “Prom Night,” so loosely based on the OG movie that they’re 3rd cousins twice removed and from different planets. Join us...
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Ep. 138 Evil Dead (2013) aka Poor Eric from 2021-03-28T21:08:05
Final week in possession month leads us to a very unimpressive movie - Evil Dead remake. We discuss the science of how water + sugar = blood, cat worms making you a zombie demon, how long you have ...
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Ep. 138 Annabelle Comes Home aka Demons like parties too from 2021-03-23T12:39:26
Annabelle is back and being treated like the queen she is for week 3 of [doll] possession week. We enjoyed watching 2019’s, “Annabelle Comes Home” where Annabelle gathers all of her demon friends a...
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Ep. 137 Annabelle: Creation aka The Yeetening from 2021-03-14T15:58:46
Week 2 of doll possession month brings us to Annabelle: Creation, the prequel to the not-so-great movie Annabelle. People are failing vibe checks, children are getting yeeted everywhere, demons are...
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Ep. 136 Dead Silence aka Don’t mess with ventriloquists from 2021-03-08T14:37:06
Hellooooooo March! This month we’re going [doll] possession and opening up the theme is 2007’s, “Dead Silence!” This is essentially Night of the Living Dummy but with a little bit more Scooby-Doo a...
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Ep. 135 The Love Witch aka Openly Weeping P*ss Babies from 2021-02-28T16:26:12
The viewers have spoken! This week we watched The Love Witch, an excellent 1960’s weird and witchy horror tribute. This week we talk white guy face blindness, carrying around piss bottles, and most...
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Ep. 134 Life After Beth aka Lukewarm Zombies from 2021-02-23T16:41:29
Welcome to week 3 of horror romance month. This week served up some real lukewarm content with 2014’s, “Life After Beth.” It was one of those movies that didn’t know what it wanted to be and just t...
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Ep. 133 Warm Bodies aka True Love’s Kiss from 2021-02-14T15:54
Happy Valentine’s Day to you and your zombie lovers/friends. We. Love. This. Movie. We did have some questions though. What’s the timeline? BZ? AZ? BZE? Who else died in Julie’s life? Should we dev...
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Ep. 132 Bride of Chucky aka Stop giving them the power from 2021-02-07T17:06:07
Welcome to February aka Horror Romance month! We’re starting out with 1998’s, “Bride of Chucky!” This one was a real delight. Who doesn’t love a woeful doll couple just trying to work out their rel...
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Ep. 90 Event Horizon aka The Trials and Tribulations of Baby Bear Justin 5 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Welcome to our first week of space horror! We did not enjoy this movie - so many questions, so few answers. What’s up with Sam Neill? Why is Justin called Baby Bear? Is time passing differently in ...
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Ep. 81 Bye Bye Man aka 2 coins and a nightstand from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ummmmm. What. That’s all we have to say about 2017’s, “Bye Bye Man.” This was bad, bad, garbage ya’ll. The acting was a mess, the writing was a mess, and the editing was a mess. Join us as we talk ...
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Ep. 65 Freddy vs Jason aka When your hype man gets too hyped from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
What happens when you put two iconic killers together on the big screen for the first time? Nothing good. This week we watched 2003’s, “Freddy VS Jason” and we have several questions, Ronny Yu. Joi...
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Ep. 63 Would You Rather aka Would thy instead from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Well 'ol chap, we rather enjoyed this week's moving picture. For our viewing pleasure this week we watched 2013's, "Would You Rather." Join us as we discuss ways to express shock, the absolute need...
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Ep. 56 Jennifer’s Body aka Everyone has a goth Colin from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week we return to Jen’s high school years as we watch one of her favorites, “Jennifer's Body.” You know it's got to be decent watch if Molly gives it a good star rating considering she despise...
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Ep. 52 The Monster Squad aka The Frank and Phoebe Story from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week we watch a listener suggested movie, 1987’s “The Monster Squad.” While it is a fun, very 80’s movie it is also full of problematic lingo and themes. Join us as we go on several tangents, ...
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Ep. 49 The Grudge aka Molly's Autobiography from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Angry ghosts in your wall, eh? Now you're speaking my language. This week we watch the entirety disappointing, early 2000’s, “The Grudge.” Jen had never seen it and middle school Molly was complete...
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Ep. 28 Krampus aka A Lady Does Not Reveal Her Age from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jen’s starring role! She would like to clarify that she does NOT have a hump and she does NOT crack chimneys when she goes down them. The real question of this episode is “What happened to the baby...
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Ep. 20 Nightmare on Elm Street aka How to Have Pizazz from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
HAPPY HALLOWEEN YA CREEPS. This week we wanted to address some information about our Podcast for new (or current listeners) and because you’re dealing with a Gemini and a Libra, you’re going to get...
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Ep. 17 Trick 'r Treat aka The Halloween Cheermeister from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
What do we want? MORE LADY WEREWOLVES! When do we want them? NOW! Check your candy kids and never go to strangers house’s while trick or treating (even though that’s the entire point of the activit...
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Ep. 14 Catwoman aka Do you get it? She’s a cat. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We watch one of the worst “superhero” movies ever. A film that seems to have been developed by a director who took the moniker of “Catwoman” way too literally. If you like R&B stock music, ferris ...
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Ep. 13 (Part 2) Rosemary’s Baby aka The Antichrist Needs Love Too from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
It’s lucky episode number 13 and not only that, the inspiration for our name! This week we watch 1968’s “Rosemary’s Baby” directed by the POS Roman Polanski. This one’s a long one so, we’ve split i...
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Ep. 13 (Part 1) Rosemary’s Baby aka You Turtleneck Ba***** from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
It’s lucky episode number 13 and not only that, the inspiration for our name! This week we watch 1968’s “Rosemary’s Baby” directed by the POS Roman Polanski. This one’s a long one so, we’ve split i...
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Ep. 7 Poltergeist aka Nobody Cares About Bloody Robbie from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
CW/TW - We talk a little about the domestic violence/murder of Dominique Dunne. Start at 5 minutes in to skip this. Pro-tip: If you’re going to build cheap cookie cutter developments over burial si...
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Ep. 6 Deep Blue Sea aka Shark M***** F*****, do you speak it? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Sometimes your budget doesn’t cover one fully trained parrot so you have to get two ½ trained ones. This week we DIVE (hahaaaaa) into the 1999 CLASSIC shark film “Deep Blue Sea.” What happens when ...
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Ep. 5 Paranormal Activity aka Law and Order: Paranormal Victims Unit from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Directed by Oren Peli, starring Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat. We checked out the “real” found footage film, Paranormal Activity. We got the giggles during this recording, so join us in discus...
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Ep. 4 Death Note aka Daphobia 2 - Electric Boogaloo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Daphobia - noun - extreme or irrational fear of Willem Dafoe. We (unfortunately) watch the 2017 live action Death Note movie, directed by Adam Wingard (Blair Witch, You’re Next), starring Nat Wolf...
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Ep. 131 Jupiter Ascending aka CHOICES from 2021-01-24T20:32:45
This week watch a movie full of choices, featuring the mother of all choices - Eddie Redmayne’s voice. Honeybee boys? That’s a choice. Human goo? That’s a choice. Roller-skating dog boys? THAT’S A ...
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Ep. 130 I, Frankenstein aka All Gargoyles go to Heaven from 2021-01-18T10:16:33
What do you get when you cross the story of Frankenstein, Bill Nighy, and gargoyles? You get pure bad garbage, that’s what you get. This week we watched 2014’2, “I, Frankenstein” and it was the bes...
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Ep. 129 Repo! The Genetic Opera aka You Got Repoed from 2021-01-10T16:18:22
This week we watch the cult classic - Repo! The Genetic Opera...which unfortunately means you get to hear Jen sing for a full 45 minutes. We discuss the job description of Repo Man (Repo People? Ho...
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Ep. 128 Splice aka Starring Jazz and Tic Tacs from 2021-01-03T18:04:16
TW: sexual assault is mentioned in this episode.
New year, new month, new theme! This month we are tackling genetically engineered...stuff...We kick off this month with 2009’s, “Splice!” Ufda. ...
Ep. 127 After aka Of Course from 2020-12-27T18:20:12
This week we watch After, another terrible movie based on a terrible One Direction fanfiction. We discuss literature we hate, Cruel Intentions rip offs, and try to determine what Chancellors do. Je...
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Ep. 126 50 Shades Freed aka We too are freed from this series forever from 2020-12-20T22:23:03
Well...that series was a trip. This week we finish off the 50 Shades of Grey series with the third movie, “50 Shades Freed.” I bet you can already guess how many Dorito’s we give it. Join us as we ...
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Ep. 125 50 Shades Darker aka Who is Boyce Fox? from 2020-12-13T19:29:55
This week we watch the terrible sequel, 50 Shades Darker, featuring more cringey lines, but at least we got some cringey drama to distract from their cringey relationship. We discuss obvious villai...
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Ep. 124 50 Shades of Grey aka Where’s the toast clause? from 2020-12-06T22:31:49
*singing to the tune of Wham! Last Christmas* “Last Christmas we gave you Twilight but the very next year we gave you fanfic.” Yep, new month, new theme and this month we’re covering fanfic movies!...
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Ep. 123 American Psycho 2 aka Rosemary’s Ladies vs. Jane Doe: The Trial of the Century from 2020-11-29T16:16:53
If it pleases the court, throughout the course of this trial, we will show that this girl is not only a not one in a billion, she’s just real dumb. This week we watch one of the worst “sequels” in ...
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Ep. 122 Teen Witch aka It’s so 80’s it hurts...and we love it from 2020-11-22T20:27:52
Top that! Top that! This week we moved and grooved our way into watching 1989’s, “Teen Witch” and it was the most wholesome movie. If you love songs full of heavy, 80’s saxophone look no further. J...
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Ep. 121 Fantasy Island aka Fantasy Island, more like Monologue Island, amiright? from 2020-11-15T16:18:51
Oh boy, this week we watched Fantasy Island, an unfortunate dumptruck of a remake of the 70’s TV show. You can call this movie Lombard Street because boy is it full of nonsensical twists and turns....
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Ep. 120 The Platform aka #nofoodhorror from 2020-11-08T19:34:16
Wowowowow what an intriguing movie! This week we watched 2019’s, “The Platform” and it was very thought provoking. This episode we spend more time talking about theories than cracking jokes because...
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Ep. 119 Shark Night aka Aquamarine 2: This time it’s personal from 2020-11-01T14:48:56
Happy November! This month we are working out way through listener suggestions and start with a movie we both thoroughly enjoyed in the worst ways, Shark Night (3D).We have a lot of questions about...
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Ep. 118 Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon aka Millennial killers, am I right? from 2020-10-25T15:26:04
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEK YA’LL! For the final episode in horror comedy month we are joined by our Canadian friends, Drinking and Screaming podcast! We watch 2006’s, “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie...
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Ep. 117 Little Evil aka I feel god in this water park tonight from 2020-10-18T13:48:25
Week 3! We watch Little Evil, a movie that is just...fine. We discuss clown licensure, if you were allowed to sit on the dining room table, our best and worst birthday parties (#GetHadesToMyParty)....
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Ep. 116 The Babysitter Killer Queen aka Is this comedy? from 2020-10-11T16:35:19
Wow ok. Introducing this week’s movie...2020’s, “The Babysitter Killer Queen” which is basically just “The Babysitter” but 2 years later? 4 years later? We don’t know because this movie basically s...
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Ep. 115 The Babysitter aka If you’re in league with the Devil, ask for something good from 2020-10-04T15:23:05
For the first week of Horror Comedy month, we watched The Babysitter. It was...uninspiring. We check in with Jen for a quick Stanley Cup update, and quickly move into being generally bored with thi...
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Ep. 114 The Final Destination (3D) VS Coin boy from 2020-09-27T20:55:18
‘Tis the final episode in our 3D horror month and what better way to wrap it up than with wind traveling death? This week we watched 2009’s “The Final Destination” and welp, it’s a thing. There is ...
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Ep. 113 Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension aka Prince Tobi with an I, first of his name from 2020-09-20T14:20:10
Week 3 of 3D month brings us to Jen’s favorite franchise - Paranormal Activity. And we have to say, this movie was not that bad! This movie tries (and fails) to explain more about the confusing gra...
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Ep. 112 Texas Chainsaw 3D aka Somebody get this man good lighting from 2020-09-13T17:47:11
Week 2 of 3D horror week finds us diving on into the classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise with 2013’s, “Texas Chainsaw 3D.” This was a bit of a wild ride for Jen, who’s never seen any of the T...
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Ep. 111 My Bloody Valentine 3D aka Heart in a box from 2020-09-06T13:32:04
Welcome to the first week of 3D month, baby! Prepare yourself for a month of garbage. This week watched My Bloody Valentine 3D, a movie with such unlikable characters, we found ourselves rooting fo...
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Ep. 110 The Village aka Ye old twist from 2020-08-30T17:42:54
It’s the finale of You’ve been Shyamalan twisted week! The people voted, so we watched 2004's, “The Village!” It wasn’t terrible but the end was flat like that day old soda you opened. Join us as w...
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Ep. 109 Lady in the Water aka Narf in the Pool from 2020-08-23T13:34:05
Week 4 brings us to a movie Jen is embarrassed to like, “Lady in the Water”. We attempt to understand the bizarre lore and mythology of Narfs, Scrunts, and Tartutics. Oh, and don’t forget the giant...
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Ep. 108 After Earth aka A film about Will Smith going to sleep from 2020-08-16T16:24:01
Week 3 of “You’ve been Shyamalan Twisted Month!” brings us to “After Earth.” This movie is basically an hour and forty minutes of Will Smith going to sleep. We both agree this movie would have been...
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Ep. 107 The Last Airbender aka Flameo Hotman from 2020-08-09T16:04:27
Week 2 of “You’ve been Shyamalan Twisted Month!” brings us to The Last Airbender. Unfortunately, the only twist is that this movie has really no redeeming qualities. Jen is angry she didn’t get to ...
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Ep. 106 The Happening aka a “B movie” that isn’t actually a “B movie” from 2020-08-02T15:39
Welcome to “You’ve been Shyamalan Twisted Month!” We kick off this new theme by watching 2008’s, “The Happening” and jeepers is it Garbage with a capital “G.” Molly thought she was definitely being...
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Ep. 105 The Haunting aka He’s not even cute from 2020-07-26T12:05:07
Wow, was this a stinker. For the final week of Paranormal Sh*t month, we watch The Haunting (it’s a real Jack and the Beanstalk scenario), and all we can say is...at least it wasn’t as boring as Th...
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Ep. 104 Grudge 2020 aka Too many grudges in the kitchen from 2020-07-19T15:20:03
Whoever suggested we watch this movie...you’re getting glitter in the mail. Week 3 of paranormal sh*t week had us watching 2020’s, “The Grudge” and all we can say is NEGATIVE DORITO RATING. That is...
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Ep. 103 Hellraiser aka Nasty corpse f*ck from 2020-07-12T17:43:32
We head into week 2 with Hellraiser, a movie Jen had previously referred to as (paraphrasing) “more erotic than Event Horizon”. Well. This movie is not as erotic as Jen remembers, so we try to make...
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Ep. 102 Paranormal Activity 3 aka Grandmas in cults from 2020-07-06T00:37:02
New month, new theme! July is all about paranormal...activity. See what we did there? We start out the month by returning to Jen’s favorite (jkjk she hates this series) horror series, 2011’s, “Para...
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Ep. 101 Halloween III: Season of the Witch aka Punch ‘em in the lemon curd from 2020-06-28T18:42:07
We’re blowing right past Halloween and Halloween II, for the real crown jewel - Halloween III: Season of the Witch. This movie doesn’t have Michael Myers, but never fear, it has Stonehenge, robots,...
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Ep. 100 Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge aka Where’s Freddy tho? from 2020-06-21T17:38:42
*air horn noises* it’s our hundredth episode, whattttttt?! We decided to celebrate this milestone by returning to the world of FK. What we failed to remember about the second movie in this franchis...
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Ep. 99 Friday the 13th Part 2 aka #WheresMuffin from 2020-06-14T17:01
This week we watched Friday the 13th part deux, and were not impressed. Now, we only have one question for you. If someone dropped you off in the middle of the woods for 25 years, would you be able...
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Ep. 98 Christine aka Christine of the Opera from 2020-06-07T16:42:50
The listeners spoke so we listened. The last episode of our inanimate object month was chosen by you the listeners! We watched 1983's “Christine” and it was pretty dang good. Join us as we discuss ...
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Ep. 97 Death Bed aka A Twilight prequel from 2020-05-24T18:56:02
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats...well it was an accurate title. We enjoyed this bizarre, surrealist romp through the 1970’s. Listen as we discuss weird skeleton hands, Jen’s potential Nobel Prize, an...
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Ep. 96 Pulse aka When digital dementors attack from 2020-05-17T15:31:03
Welcome to the ETHER...NET. Well...what the fork was this forking piece of garbage movie? We watch 2006’s, “Pulse” and it sucked the life right out of us just like the digital dementors did to the ...
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Ep. 95 Annabelle aka You gotta pay the soul toll from 2020-05-10T17:15:17
First of all, we miss Jiffy Pop. Second of all, we need to talk about Annabelle, the demon, and who and what is doing the haunting around here. We discuss Chekov’s sewing needle, baby jails, and Pe...
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Ep. 94 Rubber aka Still a better love story than Twilight from 2020-05-03T11:34:17
In the biggest crossover since the Avengers, we’re jazzed to have Drinking and Screaming here to talk Rubber! Was this movie completely bizarre? YES. Did we all thoroughly enjoy it? ALSO YES. Despi...
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Ep. 93 Doom aka Why won’t people stop f***ing with Mars? from 2020-04-26T15:09:47
It’s the final installment in our space horror movie adventure and we’re both in agreement that we went out with a bang because 2005’s “Doom” was not that bad. We both enjoyed this film for what it...
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Ep. 92 Jason X aka The 69th Sense from 2020-04-19T13:47
Well, at least this movie was better than Leprechaun 4. We can confirm that while this is not the best Friday the 13 movie, however it is definitely not the worst. Jason spends most of this film wa...
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Ep. 91 Leprechaun 4: In Space aka The episode you find out which Jonas brother we are from 2020-04-12T18:20:56
Nothing makes Jen more angry than this movie. Well, alright there are a handful of other things that make her mad but this week’s episode, “Leprechaun 4: In Space” makes her hulk out of her human s...
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Ep. 89 Orphan aka Little orphan Esther from 2020-03-29T19:06:16
Week three of creepy kids is comin’ in hot. We watched 2009’s, “Orphan.” This movie has a pretty good Shyamalan twist and many, many disturbing things. Join us as we talk about the sweet angel Max,...
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Ep. 88 Children of the Corn aka With a corn cob knife and some adult foes, it’s He Who Walks Behind the Rows from 2020-03-22T17:06:49
If you wanted a movie with creepy kids, boy does this one have them in spades. Where did Isaac come from? Why is Sarah psychic? How has no one come to this town in the last few years? Who knows. Je...
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Special Episode Swap - Drinking and Screaming from 2020-03-14T11:50:31
This week are doing a surprise swap with another amazing horror movie podcast, Drinking and Screaming! We're hosting their episode on Rosemary's Baby, and if you like what you heard, head on over t...
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Ep. 87 The Omen (2006) aka The ol’ switcheroo from 2020-03-08T18:37:53
It’s a new month which means it’s time for a new theme. Welcome to “Creepy Kid Month!” Not that we don’t think all kids are creepy. These kids we’re featuring have an extra dollop of it. To kick th...
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Ep. 86 The VelociPastor aka Doing the Lord’s work from 2020-03-01T13:56:33
WOW. This movie happened and we’re ready to talk about it. Prepare yourselves for two adult women very intelligently discussing the complicated aspects of Christianity, like Satan running a daycare...
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Ep. 85 Anaconda aka Lots of people doing the Lord's work from 2020-02-23T21:25
Creature feature month continues with 1997’s, “Anaconda!” This wasn’t as disappointing as “Lake Placid '' but boy did this movie still make some choices. Join us as we discuss the snake law of this...
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Ep. 84 Lake Placid aka Once again betrayed by our childhood memories from 2020-02-16T17:42:35
Red alert, red alert, this movie does not hold up! Molly goes through the five stages of grief after realizing the movie this movie isn’t as good as she remembers. We try to understand why Brendan ...
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Ep. 83 Tremors aka This movie has no flaws, I was just commenting from 2020-02-09T21:11:59
We start this month’s theme of “creature features with 1990’s, “Tremors” aka one of Jen’s favorite movies. She claims this movie has no flaws but does her statement hold true? Join us as we have so...
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Ep. 82 Wicker Man (2006) aka An island full of Mariah Careys from 2020-02-02T16:58:02
Boy, do we love Nic Cage. This movie has a slow first and second act, but really makes up for it by kicking it into high gear by act 3. What can we say about this movie that hasn’t already been sai...
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Ep. 80 Final Destination 3 aka Say cheese and die but also be nice to Death from 2020-01-20T18:40:54
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Death traveling via wind! Come one, come all, to the moderately enjoyable Final Destination 3. Death is back and boy, is he not happy about getting screwed again! Wa...
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Ep. 79 Crimson Peak aka The Case of the Crimson Creepers from 2020-01-12T19:31:49
What do you get when you add beautiful aesthetic, Tommie Hiddles, Mike Wazowski, incest, and a shit don’t stank Jessica Chastain? Crimson Peak is what you get. This week we watched a listener sugge...
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Ep. 78 Winchester aka That’s a choice from 2020-01-05T12:20:01
Our first movie of 2020...and boy was it not good. We love the Winchester House and Helen Mirren, but this movie hurt to watch. This movie is 90 minutes of interviews, magic tricks, and butlers who...
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Ep. 77 Breaking Dawn Part 2 aka The Shyamalan Twist of the Decade from 2019-12-29T17:12
“As we go on, we remember all the good times we had together.” Here it is everyone. Our last episode of 2019, our last episode of the decade, and our last episode of the Twilight Saga. It’s been a ...
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Ep. 76 Breaking Dawn Part 1 aka Attack of the CGI baby from 2019-12-22T17:31:21
Get ready for the worst Twilight movie ever...Breaking Dawn Part 1! This movie is 90 minutes of montages and chess. We attempt to unpack why everyone’s hair is plastered down, if Phil is the Manchu...
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Ep 75 Eclipse aka The dual custody of Bella Swan from 2019-12-15T17:59:14
We thought this week's episode wouldn't be as long as the others as this third installment in the Twilight Saga is actually the best one of the bunch. The level of weird in this movie doesn't quite...
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Ep. 74 New Moon aka A reverse Winnie the Pooh situation from 2019-12-08T18:50:52
Prepare yourself for another 2 ½ hour episode! This week we watch New Moon and discuss Edward’s love of GMILFs, Werther’s Original’s, and being a pretentious emo guy. We also discuss werewolf Winni...
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Ep. 73 Twilight aka The best movie ever from 2019-12-01T17:29:59
To ring in the holiday season we gift you commentary on our favorite trash ever, “Twilight.” We deep dive into the world of Twilight and our undying [get it, ‘cause they’re vampires] love for it. B...
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Ep. 72 Darkness Falls aka The movie where everything is made up and the points don't matter! from 2019-11-24T20:03:37
Much like last week, we were expecting to be let down…and we were right. This week we watched a movie that takes most of its plot from Who’s Line is it Anyway - where everything is made up and the ...
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Ep. 71 Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters aka The most uncomfortable sibling tag team from 2019-11-17T18:45:23
This week we were expecting to be let down in so many ways to only find ourselves lifted up, up, up. Following our theme of the month, we watched 2013’s, “Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters.” There we...
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Ep. 70 Beastly aka But who is Chip? from 2019-11-10T20:55:06
Wait, what? You’re saying this movie didn’t come out in 2003? Impossible. This week we watch the worst adaptation of our favorite fairy tale - Beauty and the Beast. Jen breaks down the prices of th...
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Ep. 69 Skinwalkers aka Canadian werewolves love denim, guns, and big flapping birds from 2019-10-27T20:53:01
This week we watch another terrible “werewolf” movie. Molly apologizes to Jen for picking 2006 (or 2007), “Skinwalkers.” Join us as we discuss how many werewolves in the kitchen are too many werewo...
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Ep. 68 Ginger Snaps aka Canadian Murder Town from 2019-10-20T19:34:31
Finally, a good werewolf movie! Two thumbs way up from both of us. This week we talk periods, periods, and, well, more periods. Puberty is hard, folks! We also discuss lawless Canadian towns, awkwa...
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Ep. 67 Blood and Chocolate aka Hugh Dancy VS not Hugh Dancy from 2019-10-13T18:19:53
You know a movie is going to be subpar when you can watch it in 10 parts on Youtube. This week we tackle 2007’s, “Blood and Chocolate” and it’s awful. From the main character who’s as boring as a c...
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Ep. 66 Cursed aka The D.E.N.N.I.S. System but with werewolves from 2019-10-06T17:34:49
From development hell, please welcome...CURSED! We discuss the confusing nature of the werewolf law in this movie, like werewolves obsessed with blood, not having to defer to your alphas, and behea...
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Ep. 64 Sucker Punch aka Snap back to reality from 2019-09-22T10:37
Hot dog, we finally got to this long awaited (okay, maybe only awaited by us) Zack Snyder classic. This movie gets inception level ridiculous, as we dive into not one, not two, but three different ...
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Ep. 62 300 aka Gerry B’s Ab Army from 2019-09-08T13:43:23
You may think we did this movie because it’s “not great” but the truth of the matter is, we’ve got nothing but love for this movie. This week we watch 2007s, “300” and loved every moment of it. Fro...
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Ep. 61 Midnight Meat Train aka Davy Jones’ Meat Locker from 2019-08-25T19:51:16
Based on Clive Barker’s short story, we checked out Midnight Meat Train! We attempt to suss out if this movie was released in 3-D (it wasn’t), why the Subway Butcher grows barnacles (unclear), and ...
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Ep. 60 Child’s Play aka The vocal villain from 2019-08-18T19:52:38
This week we watch another classic 80’s movies, “Child’s Play.” The build up took quite some time and the film was still trying to make it a mystery on who the killer was; news flash, it’s Chucky. ...
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Ep. 59 Amityville Horror aka Professor Gotta Ketcham All from 2019-08-12T21:58:16
If you were wondering if this movie had Ryan Reynolds’ abs, then do I have good news for you. Featuring a solid hour of 1970’s Ryan Reynolds chopping wood shirtless, haunted vents, and a Pennywise ...
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Ep. 58 Leprechaun 2 Electric Boogaloo from 2019-08-05T04:59:24
Um, so, this movie happened. This week we watched the second movie in the Leprechaun series, the oh so cleverly titled, “Leprechaun 2.” We were pretty disappointed that the Leprechaun didn’t showca...
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Ep. 57 Prince of Darkness aka Triple Six, Five, Forked Tongue (Death Yon) from 2019-07-28T15:24:15
This week we dive on into a movie that probably confused us more that it should have and introduced more useless characters that we could keep track of. Featuring Moustache Mark, a satanic version ...
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Ep. 55 Hell House LLC aka Oh f***, clown is f*** from 2019-07-14T19:30:26
Wow, did we (mostly Jen) get spooped and startled in this one. Get ready for this week as we talk how to properly store bottles of wine, Dateline NBC, and Paul, the real villain of this movie! Some...
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Ep. 54 Paranormal Activity 2 aka The first one is somehow better from 2019-07-07T16:50:45
This week we return to the world of Paranormal Activity and we could not give a sh*t about the characters. We watched 2010’s “Paranormal Activity 2” and jeepers was it BORING. Join us as we discuss...
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Ep. 53 Friday the 13th aka Mrs. V’s GoPro from 2019-06-30T16:51:12
Finally! We get to one of the big three horror franchises, and man, does this one seem kind of slow once you know the ending. Thankfully, Jen never remembers twists and makes several compelling cas...
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Ep. 51 Killer Klowns from Outer Space aka Are we human, or are we popcorn babies descended from alien klowns? from 2019-06-16T14:58:25
This week we check out one of the most famous B-Movies of all time - Killer Klowns! We try way too hard to figure out what time it is in this one - join us in talking where clown babies come from (...
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Ep. 50 Legend aka #DarknessDaddy from 2019-06-02T19:05
“Ridley Scott does Labyrinth” is really how this movie should be billed (and yes, we know that Legend came out first). Get ready for our first truly divisive movie! Molly hates it, Jen loves it - ...
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Ep. 48 The Descent aka Stick ‘em with the pointy end from 2019-05-19T14:42:06
Woah boy, it’s been a hot minute since we got to see a good movie, but this one was pretty darn good. This week we talk about Man Bat, blood hot tubs in your house, and possibly most importantly - ...
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Ep 47 The Covenant aka The film with not enough swim scenes from 2019-05-12T15:03:58
Three things we know about getting into a private 7+ boarding school, you must have a 10 pack, you must awkwardly play “I Love Rock n’ Roll” on a dive bar jukebox and then awkwardly dance, and last...
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Ep. 46 The Nun aka Sister Act 3: Crucify This from 2019-05-05T15:01:52
Tessa? Tassa? Tissa? We spend way too long trying to figure out how to pronounce Taissa Farmiga’s name. This week we watch The Nun featuring the most useless priest in the world. We talk about how ...
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Ep. 45 The Meg aka How to lose a 60 ft shark in 3 days from 2019-04-28T15:05:26
What do you get when you add Jason Statham, Rainn Wilson, a 60 ft shark and the song “Hey Mickey” sung in Thai? A really mediocre shark movie. This week we watched 2018’s, “The Meg” and boy was it ...
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Ep. 44 ABCs of Death - Part 2 aka La Croix and Lemonaise from 2019-04-21T13:09
The thrilling conclusion to ABCs of Death, listen is as we talk La Croix,Jen’s love of flavored mayonnaise, and Molly’s disdain for bodily fluids. Ending with one of the strangest shorts we’ve ever...
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Ep. 43 ABCs of Death - Part 1 aka They didn’t teach you these ABC’s in school, kids from 2019-04-14T14:28
We really like our anthologies people, mmkay? This week we watch 2012’s “ABC’s of Death” and it gets gory, silly, and downright weird. 26 different directors from around the world were assigned a l...
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Ep. 42 V/H/S 2 aka Get out of my doorway and put that thing back where it came from or so help me (so help me!) from 2019-04-07T14:58:28
This week we watched the mostly unrelated sequel to one of our first movies, VHS 2. Join us in talking Black Mirror (don’t trust your mom, she’s probably a robot), an extensive list of things we do...
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Ep. 41 You’re Next aka Please, someone use the front door from 2019-03-31T14:44
This week we watched another mumblegore classic, You’re Next! Adam Wingard have dumped on Jen’s favorite anime, but she partially forgives give because of this sufficient movie. Join us in chatting...
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Ep. 40 Happy Death Day aka Wash, rinse, repeat from 2019-03-24T15:13:11
We really want cake now. This week we watch 2017’s “Happy Death Day” and don’t worry, we’re back to being our hilarious selves. How would you like to groundhog day it but be killed at the end of th...
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Ep. 39 Hereditary aka Charlie and the Chocolate Demon Factory from 2019-03-17T14:49:09
Prepare yourselves for a very unfunny episode. This movie was so darn good that we barely had any jokes at all. We talk the market for miniatures, baking at house parties, and if Gabriel Byrne made...
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Ep. 38 Final Destination aka Oscillating fans, the true econ vehicle from 2019-03-10T14:46:07
Here’s the deal, Death is Type A personality and you do NOT f*ck with it’s plans! This week we watched “Final Destination” and rather enjoyed it?! Gather round as we discuss toilet shots, Jen way u...
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Ep. 37 Eight Legged Freaks aka State v. ItsyBitsy from 2019-03-03T13:27:49
Man, oh man, was this rough. A movie we thought was going to be good, but was actually just...not. We talk spider squatter's rights, nonsensical jokes, and how bored we were watching this movie. Do...
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Ep. 36 Ghost Ship aka Demons be workin’ 9-5’s. from 2019-02-24T12:32:56
Ghosts? Ships? Gold? This week we watched 2002’s, “Ghost Ship.” This ended up being another big let down for us. Just like the rest of society, the only thing we remembered about this movie was the...
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Ep. 35 Creep aka When a fine PYT walks in front of your tree, do the creep! from 2019-02-17T13:34:07
Do the creep (ahhh), do the creep (ahhhh). As a couple of creeps ourselves, we have the authority to say that this guy is a creep! We sidebar A LOT during this one, talking Sam Heughan as Charlie W...
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Ep. 34 I Know What You Did Last Summer aka Man Door Hand Hook Car Door aka Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen [he was #1] from 2019-02-10T13:07
This movie is dripping in 90’s realness and we are LIVING.IT.FOR.IT. This week we watch 1997’s “I Know What You Did Last Summer!” Put on your metal arm band and spike your hair real high as we talk...
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Ep. 33 Sleepaway Camp aka Crop Tops & Plum Smugglers from 2019-02-03T16:48:43
A class B-Movie suggested by #1 listener, Stupid Josh! We attempt to understand the family dynamics of this film, as well as the strange reason you should never tell anyone Mother-Aunt Martha did y...
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Ep. 32 Aeon Flux aka Welcome to the Bean Palace from 2019-01-27T12:16:07
This week we dive on in, into one of the most garbage movies ever, 2005’s “Aeon Flux.” Jen is still confused on what his movie is about and Molly had a “light bulb moment” after having realized wha...
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Ep. 31 (Part 2) IT (2017) aka My Dad always told me to never date a carny from 2019-01-20T13:58:13
The thrilling ending to It! Please sign our petition for Daddywise, the Grinch, and Leprechaun to start a theeeeeatre troupe together, as they are both sassy, garbage loving, well dwelling actors. ...
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Ep. 30 (Part 1) IT (2017) aka Daddywise from 2019-01-13T11:30:40
Our favorite movie ever featuring #Daddywise! We had a lot to say about this movie, so it ended up turning into a two-parter. We love #claddy, and maintain that the real villains of this movie are ...
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Ep. 29 Holidays aka This is has been 2018, thank you and goodnight from 2018-12-30T11:22:11
FINALLY the holiday season is over. It’s almost time to ring in the new year! We’ve officially been recording for six months, go us! Join us as we wrap up 2018 with the 2016 anthology movie, “Holid...
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Ep. 27 Silent Night, Deadly Night aka I was being very Naugggggghhhttttyyyy from 2018-12-16T10:49:29
Billy, Timmy, Tommy, HEY KID. This week we watch another 80’s B-horror movie, “Silent Night Deadly Night.” Molly and Jen mixed up the order in which they were releasing episodes so listen in as we ...
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Ep. 26 Christmas Evil aka Faster, Santa Claus! Kill! Kill! from 2018-12-09T10:44:31
As loooong as there’s Christmas, I truuuuuuuly belieeeeve...that Fiona Apple’s dad is here to fuck my shit up. Don’t pick your nose kids, because he’s creeping, he’s peeping, and he’s going to give...
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Ep. 25 (Part 2) Rose Red aka Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? from 2018-12-02T11:27:19
The thrilling conclusion to 2 ½ hours of exposition in a not so thrilling climax. Join us in singing several songs, wondering why people are dying and no one is addressing it,, and more ghost law. ...
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Ep. 24 (Part 1) Rose Red aka 2.5 Hours of Exposition from 2018-11-25T11:54:10
If you’re looking for something fun to do this holiday season, check out Rose Red. Located in a boarding house for ghosts, the password to get in is “ANNIE? ANNIE?!”. This place has everything: bee...
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Ep. 23 Pet Sematary aka Corpse Carl to the Rescue from 2018-11-18T11:27
This week we watch the classic Stephen King novel turned movie, “Pet Sematary.” Join us as we discuss annoying tire girl, undead cats, undead kids, and everything in between. We get spicy talking a...
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Ep. 22 House of Wax (2005) aka He’s a Greasy Degenerate and I Love Him from 2018-11-11T12:42
Nothing says “mid-2000s” like a movie starring Chad Michael Murray and Paris Hilton. This week we watched House of Wax; which really has nothing to do with the the original House of Wax, aside from...
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Ep. 21 Stay Alive aka Rose Law from 2018-11-04T10:48
Holy Hannah we survived our first live recording! I guess you could say we were able to...Stay...Alive….AYO. This week we recorded a live episode at Minneapolis Crypticon (thanks for letting us do ...
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Ep. 19 House on Haunted Hill (1999) aka It’s Actually a Hospital on a Cliff from 2018-10-21T11:11
*Cricket noises* This uh...this movie was not good. It wasn’t even so bad it was good. We watch 1999’s “House on Haunted Hill.” This movie scared the pants off Molly when she was a kid and holy gua...
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Ep. 18 Gods of Egypt aka Bek-y With the Good Hair from 2018-10-14T10:30
The Kingslayer, Gerard Butler, and the kid from the Blue Lagoon remake walk into a bar. Oh, you thought that was a joke? Nope. That’s just a day on the set of Gods of Egypt. Shockingly, this movie ...
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Ep. 16 They Live! Aka OBEY. CHEW BUBBLE GUM. KICK A** from 2018-09-30T12:18
This week we watch a favorite of ours, 1988’s, “They Live!” If you’re looking for a movie with a pro-wrestler as the hero, mullets, theme music, and quips a plenty THIS is your movie. Put on your a...
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Ep. 15 Drag Me to Hell aka The Case of the Cat Killer from 2018-09-23T11:36
This week we watched a film rife with fly horror and inside wind - Drag Me to Hell. We still hate Justin Long for being such a jerk in Tusk, but we still want to know - does Justin Long have BDE? S...
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Ep. 12 Godzilla aka Single Working Mom from 2018-09-02T11:34:15
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “I wonder if a 300 ft. lizard who is running amuck causing chaos in New York city would be able to hide?” The answer is yes, yes it could. This week we re-lived ...
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Ep. 11 Tusk aka A Heartwarming Story About A Man and His Pet Walrus from 2018-08-26T11:55:11
A movie inspired by a prank job posting for a man in a walrus suit, what could go wrong? The answer - absolutely nothing. Join us as we go full walrus and talk Jen’s top 5 heartwarming pet movies, ...
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Ep. 10 Queen of the Damned aka Twilight did it better from 2018-08-19T11:46:10
A movie where the title character doesn’t show up until ? into the movie and most of the budget was spent on leather pants, “Queen of the Damned” is one of those rare films that makes you say, “Twi...
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Ep. 9 The Unborn aka HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHAT DAY IS IT? from 2018-08-12T10:58:12
#nodead kids, #norealkids #nodemonkids. What happens when you take White Bread, Pumpkin Spice, and throw in some blue gloves and demon kids? Gary Oldman and Idris Elba happen. This week we watched ...
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Ep. 8 Leprechaun aka The Thespian from 2018-08-05T10:16:16
What do you do when some a**holes steal your money? Go after them of course! We watched the 1993 Leprechaun, another “so bad it’s good” horror movie. While the hero of our story, Leprechaun (Lep, f...
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Ep. 3 VHS aka Team Succubus from 2018-07-01T00:53
Third time’s the charm? Episode three snuggles us right into the 2012 mumble gore film “V/H/S” created by Brad Miska and directed by Adam Wingard, David Bruckner, Ti West, Glenn McQuaid, Joe Swanbe...
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Ep. 2 Baywatch aka A 2 Hour Trap Video, Brah from 2018-06-24T00:57
*dope ass trap music noises plays in the background* (yelling over the music) Episode two we somehow, accidentally...watch 2017’s “Baywatch” directed by Seth Gordon. We discuss how this movie ended...
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Ep. 1 Absentia aka Poor Daniel from 2018-06-10T18:55
It’s our first episode! Do we know what we’re doing? Kind of. Should you judge us harshly? Heck no! In this episode we discuss the 2011 film “Absentia” directed by Mike Flanagan. As we dive into th...
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