Podcasts by Roy and HG - Bludging on the Blindside

Trump - The Manly Fan from 2023-10-28T15:00

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Happy Together from 2023-10-21T15:00

Sporting fans around the world and across different sporting genres have butchered songs like "Sweet Caroline" for donkeys. Roy and HG ponded the songs Rugby League should take to Vegas. "Happy ...

Examination of Stoolage from 2023-10-14T16:00

Australian sport is in a bit of a funk at the moment. The Chocolate Wallabies and the men's cricket team are basket cases in their respective World Cups. This gave an opportunity for Roy & H...

Picking a winning dog from 2023-10-07T15:00

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

2023 Festival of the Boot from 2023-09-30T15:00

The BIG dance weekend is here! For both codes. Roy and HG lose their minds discussing all the stories in the lead up to the whistle. Vegas is still on their radar, Adam Reynolds - Captain/Coach ...

Burn Sticks from 2023-09-23T15:00

The Old Gold fruit and nut Wallabies are a basket case! They couldn't win a free spin on the pokies. What are they gunna do? Roy & HG have decided to burn a stick for them and have asked you...

Lowes meet Lowe's in Vegas from 2023-09-16T15:00

Everybody knows Lowes fashion warehouse here in Australia. It's great! Great clothing. Well apparently there's a Lowe's in America. It's business is in home improvements, hammers, nails, racks, ...

Pig Shooting Round from 2023-09-09T15:30

It was suggested from Greg this week of a "Pig Shooting Round". Roy and HG thought, to help out the Government by combining this with Tanya Plibersek's problem with feral cats. Bring in your pig...

STOP THE MADNESS! from 2023-09-02T15:30

There's enough madness in Rugby League, let alone Sport. THE MADNESS HAS TO STOP! Everything from smoking dope in the stands at Flushing Meadows, amateur athletes retiring because of cost of liv...

Rugba League Bong from 2023-08-26T15:30

The NRL's policy on recreational drug use is about to be thrust into the spotlight. Something that bong heads don't like. There's been some limited research that cannabis may help prevent concus...

200 Million Dollar Lucky Pig from 2023-08-19T15:00

The NSW Minister for Agriculture is on the hunt for Feral Pig Coordinator. Sound like you? Combine that with using the $200 Million dollars pledged by the Prime Minister to women's sport and we ...

A winner looks like me from 2023-08-12T16:00

Roy and HG have been arguing for years that kids and gambling DO mix. More children at the races, maybe schools could organise excursions? It teaches children probability and mathematics in prep...

Swung around by the tool from 2023-08-05T16:00

New candidate for “Grub of the Year” this week. Touk Miller from the Suns. He grabbed Zorko by the flute, quite a bit of it and swung him around by the tool. Miller, while you’re grubb’in, see i...

Dolphin's Pizza? from 2023-07-29T16:00

We've discuss previously some of the weird food our sporting venues are serving up... and at a price! Do they know we have a cost of living crisis? Now fans and business are showing their fanati...

What price to put on a dream? from 2023-07-22T16:00

The elephant in the sporting room this week was the blowing up of the Commonwealth Games. It's a two parter. One, the money, seven billion dollars and two, dreams. What price do you put on a dre...

Cheeseburger Spring Rolls are normal from 2023-07-15T16:00

Anthony tried to find comfort at Stadium Australia in food, when the Bulldogs were being hammered by the Knights. He thought of a bucket of chips and mid strength beer, but was surprised to find...

Tarzan's Grip notes from 2023-07-08T15:30

To step away from the bad cricketing stories this week, Ricky Ponting, past Australian cricket great, captain and batsman, owns his own winery, Ponting Wines. In a long line of sporting greats w...

Dreams of being a basket case from 2023-07-01T16:00

Where do we start? The Dragons, basket case! Actually, below basket case. They would dream of being a basket case. Where's the Gould Report? Where is it? Does V'Landys have to step in and sort o...

Cam Smith in Blue from 2023-06-24T16:00

After the NSW Blues' shocking series loss to Queensland. Inevitably the coach, Freddy Fittler's job has come into question. The team's not preforming, get a new coach, but who? Danny Buderus, Jo...

Can I knock him out? from 2023-06-17T16:00

The night of the Panthers vs Rooster's game, Jared Waerea-Hargraves ask Teddy on the field, "Can I knock him out?", referring to Penrith prop, Spencer Lenui. Teddy replied, "No, hold your cool",...

Is Bum On back? from 2023-06-10T16:00

Rugby League players have been running up the ball and backing into the defence for ages. When did it start? Who knows, but recent ambassadors are Aaron Woods from Manly and Payne Haas from the ...

Nodulisation of Australian Football from 2023-06-03T14:30

The Matildas don't have a home. Why isn't the Government putting up the money to create a Centre of Excellence for thew Matildas. Roy suggested the nodulisation of a centre of excellence, one fa...

The Church of Rugby League from 2023-05-27T16:00

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

MAGA and Rugby league from 2023-05-20T16:30

V'Landys and Abdo are back from a successful soiree in Las Vegas, USA. Roy & HG tossed around a bunch of acts and shows that could bolster the Aussie weekend of entertainment. The venue, the...

Best Of Bludging onthe Blindside from 2023-05-13T14:00

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Walking through Keith Barnes' trousers from 2023-05-06T16:00

Roy took a call this week from the Mayor of the Inner West Council about the conversion of the ground keeper’s cottage at Leichhardt oval into a Rugby League Museum. This was the same cottage th...

Talkback Topic, Vegas? from 2023-04-29T16:00

The Man of Feathers and crew are looking to take Rugby League to Las Vegas, USA. They want to grow the game into the lucrative “Golden mile” U.S gambling market. Smart move from V’Landys who thi...

The Ethical Obligation from 2023-04-22T16:00

Are football code bosses imposing an “ethical obligation” on us, as the fans? They want us to stay at home, so they can pull more money out of the sponsors and broadcasters, while watching sport...

Garage full of new tyres from 2023-04-15T17:00

Why is dog racing so family friendly? All the dog needs to do is put it's head down and follow the bunny. Meanwhile Willy Mason drops the track side tips to Roy, always with a smile. 

Easter, Passover, Ramadan and Rugby League from 2023-04-08T16:00

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Sickos on the Central Coast welcome from 2023-04-01T17:00

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

NO Respect Round from 2023-03-25T12:00

V'Landys and crew have talked about introducing a Respect Round. Roy and HG have floated the idea of a NO Respect Round. Rugby League has been built on hatred, busted body parts and punches in t...

With perspex you get smearage from 2023-03-18T17:00

Roy's been hard at work giving HIA's on mice. The results are varied. Meanwhile, dog collisions at the greyhounds are a BIG problem. On the first bend, the dish lickers come over the fence, mist...

Vomit in a bucket, Pig in the boot from 2023-03-11T17:00

American tennis star Taylor Fritz was fined $10,000 for vomiting in a bucket side of court. This raised lots of discussion and possible courtside redesigns. Such as, turning the Um's chair into ...

R.E.S.P.E.C.T from 2023-03-04T17:00

Roy and HG are back for season 2023!

People, isn't every round a respect round? You go to the Rugby League, gob off to the team you hate, their supporters gob off to you and we all respect...

Rabs' Premiership Ring from 2022-10-01T17:00

Ray “Rabs” Warren has long been the voice of Rugby League. After hanging up the binoculars, he’s turn to jewellery designing, designing the $10,000 NRL Premiership ring. This legend has no bound...

Football’s Tax Free Status from 2022-09-24T17:00

At half past the 11th hour on AFL Grand Final eve, Roy & HG examine the tax free status of all sporting codes, especially AFL and NRL. Is this because sport in this country is like a religio...

The Queen meets the King from 2022-09-17T15:15:01

Roy remembers the day Her Majesty met Rooting King. Roy sensed a presence; it was the Queen. The King knelt to allow the Queen to mount him, and the grace, pride and poise on the Queen’s face, w...

Old fashioned salt lick from 2022-09-10T17:30:18

Australian cricketer, Cameron Green suffers from cramping issues. Roy associated cramping with a lack of salt and offered some advice. Stomp and Grass use to insist on having a salt lick in the ...

ABC Sport Daily: What's going on with Tom Brady from 2022-09-08T17:30

INTRODUCING: ABC Sport Daily - Aged 45, Tom Brady's off-season has included the following: retirement, comeback, a record TV deal, revelations of flirtations with a new team, an 11 day holiday o...

ABC Sport Daily: What the AFL mega deal means from 2022-09-07T17:30

INTRODUCING: ABC Sport Daily - 4.5 billion is a huge number and the consequences are just as big for the game, the broadcasters, other codes and most crucially - you, the fan. It might be the bi...

ABC Sport Daily: Can the Wallabies beat NZ? from 2022-09-06T16:15

20 years on from Australia's last Bledisloe Cup, are the Wallabies ready to win another one? Sure Australia has been patchy of late, but so have the All Blacks. We dare to dream with rugby calle...

ABC Sport Daily: Kyrgios and Tomljanovic thrive from 2022-09-05T17:20

Nick Kyrgios knocked over the world number one. Ajla Tomljanovic has defeated the GOAT. Both are in the US Open quarters and Aussie tennis is having a moment in New York. Neither player is done ...

Take us through it? from 2022-09-03T16:00

With the retirement of Serena Williams and James Tamou, there was a suggestion of a farewell World Tour with these two exceptional athletes. James could have a final spray at a ref and then sit ...

Shaq - The face of Flegg from 2022-08-27T17:45

The Bunnies have pulled out of next year’s round zero clash in America. Maybe the problem isn’t the teams, Rugby League needs an ambassador, like Shaquille O’Neal. Instead of sending a first-gra...

Healing balm and Glue from 2022-08-20T16:45

Great Rugby League story this week, local team the Sand Goannas won the premiership after they were lucky to field a side at the start of the year. Thanks to 17 year old captain/coach, Mannix Hu...

Echidna vs Bulldog from 2022-08-13T17:00

The donkey circuit is a point of much debate. Should it go ahead on one of the new counter-lever stadiums and what are they going to do when Paul Gallen’s not fighting? For that hour, release a ...

He knows rubbish from behind from 2022-08-06T16:15

Oscar Piastri who’s managed by Australia’s Mark Webber, signed to McLaren this week. Piastri was chased by Apline, but he doesn’t want to sign to them. They’re a rubbish team! Webber would know,...

Light a bunga and feed the scrum from 2022-07-30T16:00

This week Kevin Proctor was immediately sacked for vaping in the loo at halftime. Is this a sackable offence? Greats like Warney loved a smoke between innings, Cliffy Lyons, Neville Costigan and...

QLD Win! Or back in the fridge from 2022-07-23T16:00

The year the King, Wally Lewis dies, he should be put on ice and the following State of Origin have him buried, centre field at Lang Park. It’s all about the bet, the competition, either the Mar...

Rugba League Certificate of Intention from 2022-04-16T18:00

To stop the pitch invaders at Rugba League games, Roy & HG have devised a genius method that every Rugba League fan would have to fill in a ‘certificate of intention’ when entering any ground. Bril...

Rugba League Soap from 2022-04-09T16:00

With the glittering array of Rugba League merchandise, one item caught the eye of Roy & HG. Rugba League soap! Interestingly the AFL own the copyright, Unbelievable! It’s upset HG, he’s demanding t...

The Best of Roy&HG - Week 2 from 2022-04-02T16:00

Due to health protocols blah blah blah.... that's code for the boys are missing in action. Last seen with the Murderer in a head lock at Warnie's shindig, doing the macarena on the dance floor with...

The Best of Roy&HG from 2022-03-26T16:00

After Buddy’s 1000th goal last night, Roy & HG got caught up in the celebrations… then the Murderer turned up. It ended up in fisty cuffs and one of them was ruled out today with an HIA. So, we cob...

Rugby League SHOULD be compulsory from 2022-03-19T16:15

Roy & HG are proposing bringing national service to Rugby League. It’s a three-prong proposal to fix childhood gambling and a fall in youth Rugby League participation. Roy & HG discuss

PRESENTS — Dig: The Ring In from 2022-03-16T02:30:48

Can't help but love an infamous sporting scandal? The Fine Cotton Ring In was one of the biggest in Australian horseracing history. A plan to swap a slow horse with a much faster look-alike involve...

3 in a pub is NOT Rugby League culture from 2022-03-12T16:30

Sad stories have emerged from the dark "Rugby League" underbelly. Roy demands, "It's a cultural problem". The culture that doesn't exist when team mates can't meet in a pub, with a few beers to sor...

Underpants on the door knob from 2021-10-02T17:00

Don't forget Rugby League fans to put your undies out on your front door knobs for the Grand Final. A fitting tribute to our final show for the year. Happy Rugba League People!

The burnt underpants in Basil's head from 2021-09-25T16:00

Perth's lord mayor Basil Zempilas raised the "cringeworthy" idea of the crowd at the AFL Grand Final applauding Australia for the great work we've all done during Covid. Roy & HG came up with a bet...

EdgeitisPropDismorphia from 2021-09-18T16:00

Rugby League Player, Joey Leilua is reinventing himself as a prop. This is a clear case of EdgeitisPropDismorphia. When Rugby League players who start their careers as wingers, slowly morph into fr...

The Mornington 5 from 2021-09-11T18:36:47

What do you get when you mix a bunch of jockeys, blood, a party and a ouija board? Well, I don't know, but it might be connected to Gladys and her reluctance to holding press conferences. The Morni...

Parable of the yeast from 2021-09-04T15:30

Hey kids, there was a time when Rugby League players were ordinary members of society. These ornaments of our community taught us so wisely, like the "parable of the yeast", making the bread rise a...

You Little Ripper! from 2021-08-30T15:48:27

The Paralympics podcast that will get you across all the feel good moments currently taking place in Tokyo. Search for ‘You Little Ripper!’ wherever you get your podcasts.

Ornaments to humanity from 2021-08-28T16:00

Rugby League is full of journeymen, less ornaments and there are even less monuments? What about an ornament to humanity? It's one thing to contribute to Rugby League, but to also humanity. That's ...

Is his head like a dish? from 2021-08-21T15:45

Greg "Dish head" Dowling, one of the Rugby League ornaments for both the Brisbane Broncos and Queensland. Roy and HG asked the question, is his head shaped like a dish? YES!

Removing the psychological plastic bag from 2021-08-14T16:00

Roy talks about his work with his "mind coach" to remove a metaphorical plastic bag off his head when first starting as a sports broadcaster. The mind coach simply said, "take the bag off ya head",...

Day 16 - Don't dream it's over from 2021-08-08T11:28:27

Time to turn the final page on this chapter of the Olympics and Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring home all the drama and excitement of the final day, Day 16 of competition. Thanks for joining us!

The Psychology of Hurdling from 2021-08-07T16:00:06

Whoever thought a degree in Psychology could give an athlete the edge when it comes to hurdling. Roy & HG discuss the difference between winning with a degree....and not.

Day 14 - The 4th dimension comes to radio from 2021-08-07T11:07:17

Time for another addition of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 14 of competition from the Olympics.

Day 13 - The gracious team from 2021-08-05T14:58:33

Time for another addition of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 13 of competition from the Olympics.

Day 12 - Five centimetres equals fourth from 2021-08-04T14:58:24

Time for the next addition of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 12 of competition from the Olympics.

Day 11 - What the world needs now from 2021-08-03T14:58:19

Time for the next addition of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 11 of competition from the Olympics.

Day 10 - Can win gold from 2021-08-02T14:58

Time for the next addition of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 10 of competition from the Olympics.

Day 9 - We've got one from 2021-08-01T12:00

Time for the next addition of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG stand up with the kangaroo and emu over the heart and bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 9 of competition from Tokyo 2020.

Titmus tougher than Webcke from 2021-07-31T16:00

Ariarne Titmus, is she as tough as an NRL Player? Roy & HG haven’t seen her hit in the head or take a gang tackle. She’s definitely won more gold medals than Webcke.

Day 7 - Kangaroo and emu over the heart from 2021-07-30T14:57:20

Time for another addition of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG stand up with the kangaroo and emu over the heart and bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 7 of competition from Tokyo 2020.

Day 6 - A win for chemists from 2021-07-29T14:56:32

The time has come for another instalment of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG lick the lips and bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 6 of competition from Tokyo 2020.

Day 5 - Bring it home from 2021-07-28T14:56:58

Its time to take a look at the Olympic games from a different angle, with Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring home all the drama and excitement of Day 5 of competition from Tokyo 2020.

Day 4 - How surreal is it? from 2021-07-27T14:55

Its time to take look at the Olympic games from a different angle, with Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring you all the drama, excitement and "surreal" experiences of Day 4 of competition from the T...

Day 3 - Blurry sound, blurry picture from 2021-07-26T15:00

Back for another instalment of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring you all the drama and excitement of Day 3 of competition from the Tokyo Olympics.

Day 2 - Horse Diving from 2021-07-25T11:30

Back for another instalment of Dodging Armageddon. Roy & HG bring you all the drama and excitement of Day 2 of competition from Tokyo 2020.

Clean flush in Tokyo from 2021-07-24T15:40:18

NSW Blues five eight, Jack Wighton, had a slip of the tongue before the third and final State of Origin. Referring to his team's chance of a "clean sweep" as a "clean flush". Roy & HG found this mo...

An evening with his excellency from 2021-07-23T15:05

Time now for the first instalment of Dodging Armageddon as Roy & HG bring you all the drama and excitement from Tokyo 2020, before tonight's opening ceremony.

Rugby League Island from 2021-07-17T15:00

With the whole Rugby League community packing up shop and relocating to Queensland due to lockdown. Nick has made the very sensible suggestion, what about a Rugby League Island? Say Stradbroke? Res...

Nothing to see here. Move on! from 2021-07-10T16:00

In the wake of Paul Vaughan and Jai Arrow bursting Rugby League's covid bubble. Roy and HG ask the very sensible question, what the hell do we expect? True, they are Rugby League players after all.

Showering on the toilet of hope from 2021-07-03T15:59:13

This week we celebrate rookie Canterbury Bulldog, Falakiko Manu. Manu slept in a sick bay bed at a panel beater's workshop for 2 years, before making his Rugby League debut. That's Rugby League pas...

The Tower of Power from 2021-06-26T16:30

Roy and HG introduced us to boxing heavyweight, the "Tower of Power", Demsey McKean. Who is this bloke and where has he been? We'll wait for the book.

The Donkey Circuit from 2021-06-19T17:00

The Donkey Circuit is an illustration of a paradox in philosophy in the conception of free will. It refers ... Metastability becomes a problem if the circuit spends more time than it should in this...

Blood Lover's Picnic from 2021-06-12T16:30

The first State of Origin in Townville this week, saw Nathan Cleary served up as the main course at a blood lover's picnic. Granted the jersey was too tight and his injury was the result of friendl...

Get fit with FARTLEK Training from 2021-06-05T17:00

Fartlek, which means "speed play" in Swedish, is continuous training with interval training. Fartlek training “is simply defined as periods of fast running intermixed with periods of slower running...

State Funeral for a Clown from 2021-05-29T17:00

Bob 'Bozo' Fulton has been offered a State funeral. Should all Rugby League players be offered State Funerals in the future? Gladys if your listening, we want to hear a State conversation.

Prop trapped in a winger's body from 2021-05-22T16:06:27

Wingers are lonely types, stuck out on the edge. What about wingers that wish to be in the action, the scrum? Could you imagine Josh Addo Carr asking Bellamy, "Hey coach, what about I play prop?" G...

Shotgun and a quiet place from 2021-05-15T17:00

Roy and HG discuss the seedy underbelly of the Horse Racing Industry. What do we do with horses when their old or too slow? Get out the shotty and take them to a quiet place. What happened to Bludg...

Married at First Flush from 2021-05-08T16:30:29

With the success of reality TV shows, Jason has suggested a public toilet, romance drama involving Rugby League players called "Married at First Flush". This is a wonderful conclusion to players fi...

Rugba League Short Film Festival from 2021-05-01T16:00:03

There seems to be a new culture emerging from our public toilets, between Rugba League and film. Welcome to the Rugba League Short Film Festival where quality is not a consideration. Phone quality ...

Rugby League, Romance and Public toilets from 2021-04-24T18:45:47

With the latest Parramatta Eels sextape scandal in mind, Roy & HG ask the questions, Why are Rugby League players finding love in public toilets? What's wrong with pubs, bars or through friends?

Bunga up the date from 2021-04-17T16:11:28

There's an unfortunate incident happening in Rugby League. It's not the celebration after a try, it's not the biting, it's the growing concern of players smuggling bungas onto the field and inserti...

Stomp, bite, no penalty from 2021-04-10T16:00

This week we pay tribute to Rugby League legend, Tommy Raudonikis. Who was the pioneer of bashing heads and didn't mind a hit in the head himself.

Rugby League Powerplay from 2021-04-03T16:59:31

The salary cap was created to even the playing field between rich and poorer clubs. With the current divide of the top and bottom of the ladder teams, Roy & HG discuss the idea of bringing in a 10 ...

Cross code King Island CamemBears from 2021-03-27T16:02:29

The new joint venture and cross code Tasmanian footy team, the King Island CamemBears, are up for a challenge! Can Roy & HG convince Bears legend, Billy Moore to stay on as a board member? Cheese m...

Motorbikes, No helmets and thongs from 2021-03-20T17:13:43

St George Dragon's forward, Josh Kerr said that he'd, "Die for Rugby League". Roy & HG praise the risk taker and commitment of such men.

Cam Immortal in waiting from 2021-03-13T16:00

It took a gazillion years for Cam Smith to announce his retirement. How long will it take Rugba League to make him an Immortal? Roy & HG discuss.

Hooker with a whistle from 2020-10-24T16:00

It’s Grand Final weekend and its time Cam Smith passed on the whistle to the next player/ref. What a great run for the Melbourne Storm with Cam calling the shots.

Touchie time from 2020-10-17T16:00

Roy & HG discuss the expansion of the Dally M’s with additional medals going to Adminstrator of the Year and more controversially, Touchie of the Year. Who wants to be a touchie? NO ONE!

We the North from 2020-10-10T16:00

Rugba League players are starting clothing brands, like the Burgess’ brothers and more recently Dylan Brown. Make sure you check the law when coming up with a name.

Sleeper hold, Squirrel and TikTok from 2020-10-03T16:00

Sleeper hold, Squirrel and TikTok. One hurts, one's cute and TikTok will kill you!

Stuffed fish heads from 2020-09-26T16:00

The Scots make a dish called Crappit Heids, consisting of stuffed fish heads with onions, oats, suet and fish liver. Yum! How do they manage to top Haggis? The Scottish chef is severely underrated!

The end of the world from 2020-09-19T15:00

The end time is a future described variously in the eschatologies of several world religions, which teach that world events will reach a climax. Ga...

The two leavers from 2020-09-12T16:00

Packer & Reynolds early walkout during last weekend match, was labelled “wrong” and “not what the Tigers are about”. Roy & HG reckons they should c...

Strip clubs and kebabs from 2020-09-06T11:44:27

Tiger teams stole the show this week with Richmond’s bubble breaches and immortalizing Benji.

Garden fork technology from 2020-08-29T16:00

The humble gardening fork, with a handle and several (usually four) short, sturdy tines. This technology hasn’t been updated since 4 BC. Who is res...

Pelican, donut, baked bean from 2020-08-22T16:00

Whatever term of abuse you use toward your chosen sports person or administrator. Roy & HG are standing right beside you yelling in support.
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The 75th Anniversary from 2020-08-15T16:00

"Australia's greatest generation": Roy and HG mark the 75th anniversary of victory in the Pacific.

The covenant of Rugba League from 2020-08-08T15:00

The Lord said to any underperforming NRL coach, since you have not kept my covenant and my decrees, I will most certainly tear the kingdom away fro...

Rugba League souls for sale from 2020-08-01T15:00

The soul of a rabbit, it’s a hard thing to find.

The way back from Beelzebub? Rugba League, is the only path to redemption.
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Success and besides from 2020-07-25T15:00

With the NRL in ridicule and disrepute, Amy raised the issue of grammar in sport. Why is a try named a try? It should be a success. AFL behinds sho...

The heart of a Berry from 2020-07-18T15:00

The departure of Dean Pay from the Berries, Roy and HG celebrate the heart and soul that Pay gave to the club. No one’s bluer and whiter than Pay!<...

Buck up donut! from 2020-07-11T15:00

With Donutism spreading rapidly across the sporting world. Who can we trust not to put the round suit on? Roy & HG that's who.
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Two fingers of Corio from 2020-07-04T15:00

Fancy a tipple? Roy & HG do.

Join them on a journey of pants down, arse clown action, while giving the two finger salute.
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Arse Clown of the Year Award from 2020-06-27T15:00

The inaugural Verstappen Medal will be held on November 8th, or is that the 11th?

Who can remember? Ask the Elevenists, I think they know....

Snell, Snodgrass and Snowball from 2020-06-20T15:00

Roy & HG discuss ex players that featured alphabetically in the encyclopedia of Rugby League.

A boxed set that would make any door to door...

Slogger Snell remembered from 2020-06-13T15:00

Harold "Slogger"Snell Rugby League halfback for Newcastle in 1924 then changed codes and played for the Wallabies from 1925 to 1928.

Never...

The room of self-doubt from 2020-06-06T15:00

Roy and HG travel to sixteenth-century Japan, a country gripped by civil war as feudal lords vie for control. Is there any way out of the room with...

The past is its future from 2020-05-30T15:00

Roy and HG discuss a once in a generation upgrade proposed for Leichhardt oval in Sydney. Sitting on the toilet there is an experience in the osmos...

The arrow of history from 2020-05-23T15:00

Footy codes will face a revamp, post pandemic. Will the Murderer change up the AFL broadcast to a streaming service style format? Don't forget, if ...

The Egyptian Mummy Neck Plank from 2020-05-16T16:00

 Roy & HG pack down and exchange boot camp drills passed on by F1 William’s team driver, George Russell. Roy reminisces about “planking up”, which ...

A bathtub full of sanitiser from 2020-05-09T16:00

Head of Biosecurity for the NRL, Rampaging Roy Slaven

plunges into a bathtub full of sanitiser, while HG swims through the logic of a May ...

The cult of 11 from 2020-05-02T16:00

Roy and HG read the tea leaves on the power of the number 11. Kelly Slater won 11 world surfing titles, Rod Laver won 11 Grand Slams, as did Bjorn ...

ANZAC Day - Lemon zest from 2020-04-25T16:00

On this national day of remembrance, ANZAC day. Roy & HG stood at the end of their driveways and broke bread over the secret to an ANZAC biscuit, l...

The secret ingredient, turps! from 2020-04-18T17:00

With no sport on, Roy & HG turn to the kitchen to explore cooking with turps. Could this be the next secret ingredient on Masterchef?
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The safest place on earth from 2020-04-11T18:30:49

Project Apollo plans for NRL to hit the ground running on May 28.

Always the ideas men, Roy and HG float a plan for CGI crowds for spectat...

The war cabinet selects itself from 2020-04-04T22:49:45

Who should lead the war cabinet after things go back to 'normal'? It's an easy pick.

And with so many grounds in peak condition with no sp...

Scott Cam, where are ya? from 2020-03-28T17:35:37

How essential is a trade when it comes to sport? 

And we explore the relationship between football and the cloth, which ends up a 50m bapt...

The Viking Clap from 2020-03-21T12:00

This week the master of midfield mayhem Rampaging Roy Slaven and the leading light of long shots HG Nelson ask do the Raiders Viking links make the...

The Great Return from 2020-03-14T12:00

The footy's back and so are Roy and HG! After successfully putting nature back in its box, it's time to bump, it's time to thump, it's time to dump...