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Keanu Reeves is Immortal from 2020-08-23T23:07:01

Chris and Kyle discuss the fact that Keanu is immortal and what that means for everyone else. 

Wayfair: A Human Trafficking Conspiracy from 2020-08-04T03:32:28

Chris and Kyle talk the Wayfair conspiracy of human trafficking through high priced cabinets, throw pillows and blankets named after missing childrens. 

I Saw The Sign: It's a God Damned Swastika from 2020-07-12T22:54:31

Chris and Kyle shine a light on the unknown past of the popular 90's band, Ace of Base. They are still using their influence to promote nazi ideals today. 

NASA discovered a parallel universe, or tabloid bullshit? from 2020-06-21T21:12:25

By listener demand from @iamjasonjay , chris and kyle discuss the discovery of tau neutrinos  and their explanations. This is the end of traditional physics. 

Project Pegasus: Time Travel, Teleportation, and Children (what could possibly go wrong?) from 2020-06-07T16:36:06

Chris and Kyle reveal project pegasus, a government program teleporting children to space, through time and to alternate universes. Through the recounted testament of one of these children, we d...

Edgar Allan Poe: A murder mystery from 2020-05-25T22:35:04

Chris and Kyle discuss the death of a famous poet, who was found in a ditch in other people's clothes, disoriented and eventually dead. Was it a brain tumor? was it alcohol and drugs? or somethi...

Black Knight Satellite: Alien spy? or a wet blanket? from 2020-05-11T02:42:46

Chris and Kyle blow the top off of the NASA cover up. A satellite IN SPACE WHAAAAAAT! 

Amelia Earhart: Poor planning, worse execution from 2020-04-26T21:36:30

Chris and Kyle explore the mystery of Amelia Earhart's death and that of her navigator/ lover Fred Noonan. Also her husband may have did it. 

Lost Cosmonauts: Frozen in Friggin Space from 2020-02-04T21:48:05

Chris and Kyle discuss the theory of the lost cosmonauts. Basically, the U.S.S.R. launched people into space with experimental space craft which were never recovered. 

Stevie Wonder Isn't Blind from 2020-01-28T19:04:50

Chris and Kyle discuss the theory that Stevie Wonder isn't blind. Discussed in this episode are Stevie's photography obsession, him sitting court side for numerous NBA games, and numerous other ins...

Skull and Bones from 2020-01-21T21:09:30

What do three presidents, Paul Giamatt, and the intellectual behind the idea of the hubble telescope have in common? All Bonesmen. Chris and Kyle discuss the secret society of Yale students who ...

Marilyn Monroe Murder Mystery from 2019-11-21T23:35:37

Chris and Kyle regretfully drag Marilyn Monroe through the dirt to discover that she may have been murdered after all.

Cthulhu The Dark Lord from 2019-11-06T05:18:26

Chris and Kyle Discuss the dark lord Cthulhu; While his origin is in 1928 fiction, Cthulhu is as real as professional wrestling. To add to his credibility, the inventor of Cthulhu gave his home ...

Winchester Mystery House from 2019-10-30T04:17:10

Chris and Kyle discuss the spookiest private residence in these United States. We discuss Sarah winchester and her links to free masonry and possible ghost hauntedness. 

Abraham Lincoln Assassination from 2019-10-23T03:39:29

Chris and Kyle Discuss the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. They also discuss the fact that John Wilkes Booth is an enormous piece of shit. Shoutout to @Alex_dfor3 on twitter for being an avid ...

Frank Abagnale: Catch Me If You Can from 2019-10-16T03:14:26

Chris and Kyle discuss the story of frank abagnale and the legitimacy of his claims.

Bruce Lee and the Lee family curse from 2019-09-25T04:18:40

Chris and Kyle discuss the strange deaths of both Bruce and Brandon Lee. Also discussed is the possibility of a Lee Family Curse.

Antarctica UFO Base from 2019-09-18T04:55:07

Chris and Kyle discuss Antarctica and it's mysterious nature sparking theories involving Nazi's, Aliens, Hollow Earth, Flat Eart, and more.

Jeff Epstein is a bastard from 2019-09-04T04:20:31

Chris And Kyle mull over Jeff Epstein, the asshole. We cover the nefarious nature of his earnings and his alleged suicide. 

Hitler's Escape from 2019-08-28T03:43:55

Chris and Kyle discuss the questions surrounding Hitler's death and alleged escape. 

Escape From Alcatraz from 2019-08-21T03:53:24

Chris and Kyle discuss Alcatraz and the only successful escape attempt in the short history of the prison. 

Kevin McCallister grew up to be a Serial Killer from 2019-08-15T03:37:42

Chris and Kyle discuss the FACT that Kevin McCallister either grew up to become Jigsaw from Saw, The Collector, or was actually dead the entire time.

Pearl Harbor Was An Inside Job from 2019-08-10T04:00:13

Chris and Kyle discuss weather or not Pearl Harbor was allowed to happen in order for the U.S. to gain support from it's citizens to join WWII. Also they discuss the inner circle of the crippled...

C.I.A.I.D.S. from 2019-08-02T04:27:03

Chris and Kyle talk about AIDS, HIV, Steven Seagal, and Russian Disinformation Campaigns. 

Pokemon Go: Target China from 2019-07-24T03:41:23

Chris and Kyle discuss the possibility of Pokemon Go being a data gathering device used for nefarious reconnoissance.  

Jimi Hendrix was murdered from 2019-07-17T04:28:19

Chris and Kyle re-open the cold case of Jimi Hendrix to find he was murdered supported by one simple fact. He drowned. 

Jack The Ripper from 2019-07-11T05:19:16

Chris and Kyle discuss potential suspects of the London white chapel murders. Also discussed are the canonical five and multiple call backs to old episodes. 

Tupac Is Alive! Maybe... from 2019-07-03T04:28:41

Chris and Kyle discuss the questions surrounding the ALLEGED murder of Tupac. Involvements including Suge Knight, Junior Mafia, and even Tupac Himself!

FEMA Concentration Camps from 2019-06-28T04:04:48

Chris and Kyle discuss the events which would follow a National Emergency in the U.S. and the implementation of martial law. Eventually we will all be hauled away to their imprisonment and or de...

MK Ultra: Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll from 2019-06-20T04:01:59

Chris and Kyle discuss the experiments of MK Ultra carried out by the CIA. Experiments conducted in the U.S. and Canada in search of a truth serum and/or sleeper cells. Pineapple Pussy...

Cure For Cancer: Big Pharma from 2019-06-12T03:38:10

Chris and Kyle discuss the possibility of a cancer cure being withheld from the world for corporate greed. Also, Kyle has an interesting dermatologist. 

Faked Moon Landing: Houston, we have a hoax from 2019-06-05T03:53:18

Chris convinces Kyle that the moon landing never happened. Now, Kyle sees the truth that the sheople were misled into the biggest hoax of all time. The world now makes sense. 

Kecksburg Pennsylvania: A Nazi Anomaly from 2019-05-29T03:16:40

Chris and Kyle talk Kecksburg UFO crash landing tied to Nazi technologies. 

Chemtrails: it's a thing from 2019-05-22T04:07:43

Kyle and Chris discuss chemtrails, contrails, science as a religion, and pretty much berating each other for their respective beliefs. The end result being a heartfelt discussion on global warmi...

9/11 an inside clusterf*ck from 2019-05-17T04:59:37

Chris and Kyle have a lengthy discussion about the bumbling department of defense and the amount of money made as a direct result of the September 11 attacks. Not to mention the various other th...

Loch Ness Monster: Time Traveler from 2019-05-08T03:38:42

Chris(DJ McFlurry) and Kyle (MC Cool Whhhip)talk Nessie, loch ness, Time travel, ghosts, and inter dimensional lake monsters.

Lizard people: Reptoid Bitches from 2019-05-01T03:59:02

Chris and Kyle discuss the theory of fourth dimensional astronauts that stifle human potential to sustain their way of life.  

Josef Mengele: The Angel Of Death from 2019-04-24T04:14:52

Chris and Kyle talk about the horrific experiments of this prominent Nazi doctor which were conducted in Auschwitz during the second world war. While they are laughing, they want you to know tha...

Montauk Project from 2019-04-17T02:14:25

Chris and Kyle discuss the Montauk Project and the weird shit associated with it. Included in this episodes are links to Alien technology, Nazi Gold, and a Netflix original series.

The Black Dahlia: cutting bitches in half from 2019-04-10T04:25:08

Chris and Kyle discuss the true crime sensation that is the Black Dahlia. 

CERN is a stargate: wtf is a CERN? from 2019-04-03T03:40:26

Chris and Kyle talk about CERN, their intentions, and the possibility of wormholes. Various other tangents take place, including another gnat killing.

Darth Jar Jar from 2019-03-27T03:09:36

NERD ALERT: Chris and Kyle explore the star wars universe to reveal the true phantom menace. 

The Roswell Incident: Aliens And Nazis from 2019-03-20T03:48:57

Chris and Kyle talk about what they know best: Aliens and Nazis surrounding the Roswell crash in 1947.

Tuskegee Experiment: An American Tragedy from 2019-03-13T03:14:05

Chris and Kyle discuss a 100% true thing that actually happened. It is unbelievable and shocking, but almost 400 men with syphilis went untreated for 40 years.   

Birds Aren't Real: A generation Z conspiracy from 2019-03-05T05:01:16

Chris and Kyle discuss the Birds Aren't Real conspiracy first thought to be satire, actually holds weight. Also debuting our new Logo!! see Earl Silva for all of your graphic design needs!!

Men in Black: Space Zombies from 2019-02-26T05:38:44

Chris and Kyle discuss the strange reoccurrences of visitation by the Men in Black throughout time. 

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Mt. Shasta: Lemurian connection from 2019-02-19T06:01:07

Chris and kyle reflect on the reports of lemurians living in and around Mt. Shasta. All the while, having lemurian crystals nestled in their nice and tidy colons. 

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The King Is Dead, But When? from 2019-02-13T04:27:56

Chris and Kyle kill a gnat live. They also discuss Elvis and the faking of his death. 

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Billy Milly and Multiple Personality Disorder from 2019-02-05T05:53:59

Chris and Kyle attempt to solve the mental health issue in the United States. Okay, maybe not. Also, this podcast and its affiliates do not promote self harm.

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JFK: A dead horse from 2019-01-29T04:20:59

Chris and Kyle discuss ufo's and the knowledge of  them leading to Kennedy's demise. 

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LBJ did JFK with help of CIA from 2019-01-22T05:12:18

Chris and Kyle, but mainly Chris dive into the JFK assassination, history of Lee Harvey Oswald, and two of the conspiracies behind Oswlad. 

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Satan Claws: he sees you when you're sleeping from 2018-12-23T18:00:31

Santa, Satan, not much difference as it turns out. Chris and Kyle discuss the trickery of the fat man as he baits children to hell. 

Jesus: The lost years from 2018-12-11T23:06:27

Chris and Kyle discuss jesus and his lost years from ages 12-30. However, they mostly just ramble on about nonesense and don't get to a difinitive point. Sorry. --- Support this podcast: Listen

Rudolph is gay not that there's anything wrong with that from 2018-12-04T04:24:30

Chris and Kyle talk about the gay subtext in the best Christmas movie ever made... okay top 5. --- Support this podcast: https://...

Oak Island: Booty Bank from 2018-11-27T06:58:40

Chris and Kyle argue over the origin of oak island's treasure.

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Bohemian Grove from 2018-10-16T05:17:15

Chris and Kyle search into the bohemian club, a group of rich and powerful people, who enjoy art as well as controlling the world.

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Stir It Up: The CIA killed Bob Marley from 2018-10-09T03:18:07

We cover the assassination of Bob Marley and why black people don't like the Beatles.

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Dropa Stones a chinese cover up? or bulls**t? from 2018-09-30T17:42:29

Chris and Kyle explore the mysterious dropa stones. Allegedly left by an ancient group of celestial travelers. It could be an amazing discovery covered up, or complete and utter bulls**t. You be...

The Great Dino Pyramids of Giza from 2018-09-18T06:19:15

Chris and Kyle investigate how dinosaurs were utilized in the construction of the pyramids of Giza. --- Support this podcast: htt...

Philadelphia Experiment: Degaussing gone wrong from 2018-09-18T05:11:32

Chris and Kyle explore the Philadelphia Experiment. Sailors getting fused to walls, Time Travel, and all the other makings of a great government conspiracy.

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Bigfoot: Alien or Neanderthal? Big Dick or Small? from 2018-09-18T04:20:08

In this episode, Chris and Kyle explore all details of Bigfoot's penis size and much, much more... --- Support this podcast: http...

Lyme Disease: An inside job from 2018-09-09T17:43:51

Join Chris and Kyle as we explore the rising rate of Lyme disease since the 1970's and the cause behind this mysterious disease.

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Montreal Screwjob with Brian Pye from 2018-09-03T19:15:55

Chris and guest Brian Pye talk wrastlin', but more importantly the event of the Montreal Screwjob. Was it a Work? Was it a Shoot? (Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music) www.youtube.com/w...

Dyatlov Pass: Yeti vs. KGB from 2018-08-26T19:21:38

Chris and Kyle bring you the chilling story of nine hikers who died in the Ural mountains of Russia. Their deaths were confusing. Perhaps the work of a Yeti, a cover-up by the KGB or both

Tunguska, Nikola's oopsie from 2018-08-20T01:05:04

Join Chris and Kyle as we explore the Tunguska Event and what caused the destruction of some 80 million sexually active trees. (Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music) www.youtube.com/watc...

Colonia Dignidad: Schafie's Playground from 2018-08-14T14:16:41

Join Chris and Kyle as they tell you the story of a community, their leader, and mostly child molestation. (Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo ---...

The F*cking Moon Bro from 2018-08-05T04:47:44

The moon may or may not be a god damned spaceship. (Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo --- Support this podcast: Listen