Podcasts by Sad Tits

Acting Crazy and Becoming A Dictator from 2023-07-18T20:01:04

It's just the boys this week as they discuss Lili becoming a dictator, being absolutely unhinged, talking to yourself, and Lili making a cult. Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and epis...

Summertime Madness with Max Fine from 2023-07-18T10:00

This week Lili transitioned into Max Fine - a standup comedian from Atlanta who loves cats and setting houses on fire. On This episode Elle and Max talk about Craigslist sex workers, guy art, br...

The Challenges of Organizing Jan 6th with Joey Dardano from 2023-07-04T10:00

First and foremost we need to warn you that the audio for this cut out during the pod and we had to stop and figure it out. SO SORRY. Full unedited episode is on our patreon and it is very fun! ...

The Mild Mild West with Alex Dragicevich from 2023-06-27T10:29

This week the boys welcome long time pal and hilarious comedian Alex Dragicevich! We talk about what it was like growing up in the Chicago area, dating icks, wanting to become a mother, where we...

Summertime Sadness and Peaking Too Early from 2023-06-20T09:30:04

Oh the boys are back with a hot one! We thrive when it's just us two because we cannot handle social anxiety. We talk about that, peaking too early and how we grew into our looks, childhood ...

Baby Triangles from 2023-06-13T10:00:57

This week our guest is Elle's two pals Cody Lewis and Billy Hockman! We talk baby names, happiness, comedy, and so much more.

You can follow Cody @codylewiscomedy and Bil...

Part of Your World from 2023-06-06T10:00:53

Happy Pride Month to all! This week we talk about how everyone thinks we're gay (and wishing we were). We fell right into gemini season like joe biden. But most importantly we talked about d...

EP 012 Hitler vs Anne Frank from 2023-05-30T10:00:47

SAD TITS IS BACK! And better than ever. Elle and Lili catch up after Lili lost her marbles and thought she was going to move to LA but thankfully she is staying in NYC forever with Elle and Sadt...

Is Comedy Cool? with Ryan Long from 2023-02-07T14:00:57

This week the sad tits is joined by hilarious comedian, Ryan Long. This episode Ryan and Lili fight about if comedy is cool or not and Elle says "yeah" 80 million different ways. This is an epis...

Avant Garde with Brendan Sagalow from 2023-01-31T11:00:49

this week the boys are joined by original bro and longtime pal brendan sagalow. we talk about masturbating for the first time, our sexual awakenings, being tricked into dates, and dating comedia...

A Mouse in The House with Ashley Hamilton from 2023-01-24T11:00:53

this week we are joined by celebrity memoir bookclubs ashley hamilton! we talk about her new pet mouse she found in her house (terrifying), what not to say to dog owners, and bullying kids! ...

Do We Like Harry and Meghan? from 2023-01-17T11:00:37

on this episode elle and lili get together to discuss harry and meghan and the hell they have put us through the past couple weeks. on top of bitching about that we bitched about 24 year olds, s...

The Boys Are Back in Town from 2023-01-10T11:00:11

this week is really special because the boys get together to talk about elle's beautiful mind and lili's trip to miami. listen to this episode if you really want to understand the psychology beh...

Handcuffs, Nose Jobs, and Dating with Amamah Sardar from 2023-01-03T11:00:25

Long Island's favorite Pakistani girl Amamah Sardar joins us for a riveting discussion on how bad dating in NYC is, Lili's bullying family members and the multiple times Elle has gotten arrested...

Lucid Dreaming with Usama Siddiquee from 2022-12-27T11:00:44

Oh boy what a chaotic episode this is with our favorite male comedian fuckboy Usama Siddiquee. He disrupts our normal broadcast and brings in what we can only describe as aries energy into our v...

Masculinity, Sending Nudes, and Feeling People's Energy with Dylan Palladino from 2022-12-20T11:00

In this episode Elle and Lili are joined by retired fuck boy Dylan Palladino. He comes on to share how he's changed since finally finding a girlfriend and who he used to be vs. who he is now. El...

Fuck Marry Kill: Strippers, Presidents, Comedians from 2022-12-13T14:27

Episode 4! On this episode Lili talks about her weekend in Florida opening for Shane Gillis and how much she enjoys kissing strippers in Ft Lauderdale Florida, how cancel culture has not stopped...

It Good from 2022-12-06T11:00:41

Oh man is this a funny one! Elle and Lili get into HISTORY yeah thats right. History. Lili shares her love of the band Arcade Fire and Elle pretends to know who they are because for absolutely n...

Toxic Bootcamp from 2022-11-29T16:47:37

Elle and Lili dissect how to fix their toxic behavior, they talk about their first orgasm stories, childhood stories of how they used to trick boys into liking them, hot people, and adderall

Episode 1: We Quit Our Jobs and Started a Pod from 2022-11-22T11:00:30

This week Lili Michelle and Elle Orlando welcome you to a podcast born as the result of Elle and Lili both losing their Jobs. On this episode they share why they both lost their jobs, their fear...

Joey Dardano: a wild ride and lots of diarrhea from 2020-09-03T13:43:25

On this episode Lili unfortunately has her best friend Joey Dardano on the podcast to talk about what made them happy this week! Yes we changed the format of the show to be what makes us happy b...

Bonnie McFarlane: for the love of animals from 2020-08-26T15:08:30

This week we are joined by comedy legend Bonnie McFarlane. We talk about being Canadian, the pandemic, jersey living, periods, and loving animals a little too much. It's a great episode where tw...

Emily Wilson: squirting, shitting, and traumatic experiences from 2020-08-19T21:57:55

Emily Wilson joins Lili this week to talk about the rollercoaster depression of quarantine, teaching emily how to squirt, shitting on dicks, Emily's traumatic experience on Xfactor, 21 Jump Stre...

Krysti Pryde: big fat juicy fake tits from 2020-08-11T17:09:54

I took a month off because I am lazy but here we are back and better than ever with an episode with my really great friend Krysti Pryde. We talk about her giant tits, my sad ones, dealing with a...

Casey James Salengo: drugs are scary and don't trust anyone from 2020-07-17T03:16:42

We skipped a week but we brought you a gem. In this episode of Sad Tits, Lili talks to comedian Casey James Salengo about how scary drugs are, if men know about skincare, cancelling people and b...

Devon Walker: fuckboy friday and toxic relationships from 2020-07-03T00:12:11

This week on Sad Tits it's fuckboy friday with Devon Walker! In this episode we really get into what a fuckboy is, if Devon is one (he is not) (he paid me to say this), if having a "go to" spot ...

Hannah Berner: relationshits and uncrushing yourself from 2020-06-25T17:11:41

This week on Sad Tits we have comedian and reality star Hannah Berner. We talk about our shared past of playing tennis, being friends before comedy, dating, crushing, and crying during tennis ma...

Luke Touma: bragging about sex from 2020-06-18T04:54:14

This week on Sad Tits we are joined by comedian Luke Touma. We talk everything from his hot girlfriend and how much sex they have, quarantine in bushwick vs. California, depression as a career, ...

Joyelle Nicole Johnson: unsolicited suggestions from 2020-06-10T05:52:17

This week on Sad Tits, Lili is joined by one of her best friends, the hilarious comedian Joyelle Nicole Johnson. With the current situation in the world they discuss what made them, and everyone...

Ian Fidance: sad balls and the saddest sunburn from 2020-05-29T02:09:27

Ian Fidance is a comedian, podcaster, actor, and overall great guy. He loves to bike around the city, long walks on the beach, and most importantly he enjoys making women cum. Lili and Ian discu...

Lindsey Jennings: i've given up on the woods from 2020-05-20T03:31:34

Lindsey Jennings is a comedian, suicide girl, and more importantly Lili's eskimo sister. They discuss Lindsey's childhood growing up in the woods, her secret witch powers, their sex lives, what ...

talking to myself from 2020-05-18T19:16:05

Welcome to Sad Tits! In this first episode Lili introduces herself and what the podcast is about. She discusses content, stories about her mom, being back in her childhood bedroom, and how nervo...