Podcasts by Sailor Business
A Sailor Moon fan podcast, discussing the 1992 anime series, with Jordan D. White and Chris Sims.
Further podcasts by Jordan D. White and Chris Sims
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Sailor Chibi Business 002 - The Most Important Cartoon from 2022-04-21T15:50:02.841747
After an unfortunate absence for a couple weeks, Sailor Business is BACK with a Sailor Chibi Episode...talking about TV shows influenced by Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon reincarnated in her own son? Sai...
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Episode 107 - Barking Up the Wrong Tree from 2022-04-21T15:50:02.837808
Holy cow, we're back again, with a story about a tiny child's first love! Yeah, it's Chibi Small Lady Serena Usagi's time for romance, and it's as silly as you'd expect. And not to worry, we do act...
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Episode 108 - Relativity is Like a Flan from 2022-04-21T15:50:02.796038
Grab somebody else's discarded cosmopolitan and get ready to party! That's right, Sailor Moon is at a fancy ball again, and you know what that means... that's right, she is GETTING SLIZZARD. In mul...
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Sailor Chibi Business 003 - I've Never Cried from 2022-04-21T15:50:02.788736
Hang on--is this a Chibisode or a 'Sode? It's a full-length "Chibi"sode turning our attention to the first volume of the most recent collected edition of CODENAME: SAILOR V! You will believe a bloc...
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Sailor Chibi Business 005 - The Good Ones from 2022-04-21T15:50:02.683238
A very special chibisode this week wherein Chris is absent, but Jordan is joined by Jake Mason and Shannon Manor... and surprises them by having them definitively decide, once and for all, the top ...
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Sailor Business 147 - They Fightin' Remy from 2022-04-21T15:50:02.361727
This is it--the episode Cook Bookers have been waiting for! Or rather, the opening of an episode that Cook Bookers have been waiting for and then hoping we would all turn off before we see how terr...
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Sailor Chibi Business 016 - Not So Small Anymore from 2022-04-21T15:50:02.292561
While Jordan was busy at New York Comic Con, Chris got together with friend of the show Shannon Manor for a Chibisode! This time, they look at Chapter 40, Dream 2 from the Sailor Moon manga, the ag...
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Sailor Business SuperS Movie: Part 1 - Two-Timing the Space Horse from 2022-04-21T15:50:01.982098
We're touching on one more thing before we dive headling into the final season of Sailor Moon... the SuperS movie! Did you not get enough Chibi Usa romance in the main season? I hope not, because i...
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Sailor Business 167 - Get in the Damn Beam from 2022-04-21T15:50:01.976572
Oh My Goodness, we are finally beginning the FINAL SEASON of Sailor Moon! Or wait... is this the first season of an entirely different show called Sailor Stars? This is getting a little ridiculous,...
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Sailor Business 168 - My 3 Moms from 2022-04-21T15:50:01.973665
Hey, it's the second episode of Sailor Star, and Sailor Moon is actually in it! Pretty exciting! And despite her getting kind of an ugly costume 'upgrade', it's a pretty good episode! Are we actual...
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Sailor Business 169 - The Black Mirror... of Television from 2022-04-21T15:50:01.961170
Unlock a new episode of Sailor Moon--this time, one in which Mamoru is victimized! That's right, Mamo got hit with the old glass-in-the-eye and it's slowly but surely turning him evil! Wanna see hi...
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Episode 083 - A Flashback to a Dream of a Prophecy of the Future from 2022-02-21T09:35:57.155924
Two, that's right, TWO TIMES the Tuxedo Mask! Just what no one on earth was asking for! At least one of them spends some time on a hang glider. We're still trapped in the future, which is not our f...
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Episode 084 - I Was Going To Let This Go But I've Decided Against It(repost) from 2022-02-21T09:35:57.154842
We're still stuck in the future, guys. It's the 30th Century, and there is a dragon. Don't worry, future crystal computers can make a wireframe of the dragon, so it's not a problem. Sigh. But wait,...
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Episode 089 - Sailor Karen from 2022-02-21T09:35:57.149843
We're back again with THE WORST, MOST B.S. EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON EVER. Seriously, we cannot even believe this counts as an episode. It's the most bogus...uhg. Anyway, we're back, and we've brought...
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Sailor Business DIAMOND, Episode 1 - subscribe to their feed! from 2022-01-03T05:00
Check out SAILOR MOON DIAMOND, in which Chris and Betty Felon watch all of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon! Here's the first episode, but you need to subscribe to sailorbusiness.libsyn.com to get all f...
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Sailor Business 201 - So Long, Sailors from 2021-10-11T05:00
Chris and Jordan take a look back at the series and what they've learned from it. And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it made all this possible!
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Sailor Business 200 - Everyone Should Be Dead from 2021-06-30T05:00
This is it--the final episode of the 1992 Sailor Moon Anime. 200 episodes later, nearly seven years coming, and we end on Tsukino Usagi's 43rd birthday. It's a bittersweet moment for us all, I am n...
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Sailor ComMoonTary 002 - Reginald Vel Johnson Terminology from 2021-06-23T05:00
We're back again with a second ComMoonTary, this time on the episode YOU (or listeners like you) voted for us to discuss--the Rhett Butler episode, aka the one with Zoicite wearing a herd of rats, ...
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Sailor ComMoonTary 001 - Yes Cat, I Shall Become a Moon from 2021-06-16T05:00
What the--?! Are we delaying ending out series??? Yes, yes we are. Before we end the Sailor Moon series, we're going back to the beginning of it all to do a commentary track for the first episode o...
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Sailor Business 199 - Did You Try Friendship? from 2021-05-25T05:00
It's all down to this--the last two episodes of Sailor Moon ever... or at least, of Sailor Stars, which is pretty much Sailor Moon. And its the last two episodes if you don't count the two rebooted...
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Sailor Business 198 - "Why?" Is the Devil's Question from 2021-04-26T05:00
Surprise! We are back, extending the longest fight in Sailor Moon history out exponentially! AND GUESS WHAT? This time, more Sailor Scouts die! Get ready for tear-packed sadness like you have been ...
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Sailor Business 197 - These Are Cousin Bracelets from 2021-03-21T05:00
This episode we learn the truth about what happened to Mamo-chan! And we also learn a horrible truth about some people we thought we could trust! No--I mean on the cartoon episode, Chris and Jordan...
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Sailor Business 196 - Oh They're Doing This Again from 2021-02-28T05:00
Oh wow--yeah, stuff is really happening now! Like, permanent seeming stuff that is, like... sad? And bad? And has me feeling mad? IT'S REALLY ENDING! OH NO! Thank goodness Allison Stock is here aga...
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Sailor Business 195 - All Joking the Same Joke from 2021-02-07T05:00
We're getting really close to the end now, and that means we're starting to... get answers? Well, a little bit, anyway... and we're back with probably our favorite guest of the entire series (no of...
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Sailor Business 194 - THE SAILOR WARS from 2021-01-18T05:00
OK, look. We are back with an episode that should have been out a little while ago, if by a little while I mean a long time. But don't worry about that--we're back and THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS. T...
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Sailor Business 193 - It's Called AskJeeves Not TellJeeves from 2020-12-13T05:00
Oh my--you ready for some secrets to be revealed? Well, I hope those secrets you're interested in are what is the gang gong to do for the festival because that's what we're gnna find out! Thankfull...
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Sailor Business 192 - Hecked That Up To Goofenstein from 2020-11-01T05:00
Hey, do you think Mina could become an idol? I mean... again? That's right, Mina is in ANOTHER Idol contest, and this time... it's her dream on the line! We're back with our good pal Kat Kuhl to ju...
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Sailor Business 191 - Becoming Not Suck from 2020-10-05T05:00
Grab a roll of quarters, it's time to head back to the video arcade! That's right, the scouts are entering an arcade game... tournament? Sort of? What better way to talk to the boy from your school...
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Sailor Business 190 - Becoming Not Suck from 2020-09-14T05:00
Get ready, everyone, because the Outers are back, and they're up to their old douchetastic ways! That's right, these three think they know better than the future eternal queen of the galaxy yet aga...
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Sailor Business 189 - Sulking in the Dark from 2020-08-31T05:00
Hey, it's realistic fortune telling on the show--meaning a character dresses as a fortune teller and makes some stuff up totally blatantly! And it's the one who's supposedly "really" psychic! Anywa...
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Sailor Business 188 - A Backlog of Juban Scumbags from 2020-08-16T05:00
OK, we're back with the first of the LAST THIRTEEN EPISODES of Sailor Moon! Can we keep on a timely schedule as we move into the final stretch? Your guess is as good as mine, but for now let's get ...
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Sailor Chibi Business 024 - Attack Animation from 2020-07-26T05:00
OH WOW, it's been a couple minutes. We aren't QUITE back yet, but as I type these words, we are recording episode 188, and in the mean time, Chris and our new friend Kathryn Marusik take a look at ...
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Sailor Business 187 - The Great Jubanian Pastime from 2020-05-25T05:00
Get ready to play ball! Softball, that is, as Usagi is roped onto a softball team to defend the new relationship she doesn't have with Seiya! What? Yeah--trust me, that's what it is. And we are joi...
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Sailor Business 186 - It Ain't Called Cakeland from 2020-05-04T05:00
Are you ready to learn everything you ever wanted to know about Chibi Chibi? Well, we're not, so it's time for an episode about her that answers NOTHING! Nearly nothing, anyway... unless you wonder...
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Sailor Business 185 - The Secret 4th Mike from 2020-04-26T05:00
Are you searching for someone's love? Do you have no way to express that other than becoming a celebrity and making hugely popular songs about it? Then, oh man, this is the episode for you. ANSWER ...
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Sailor Business 184 - Sailor Padawan from 2020-04-05T05:00
OK, we're all stuck in our homes, so we're getting back on track on this thing! Is it approproate that we're here with an episode about people all going over someone's house? Yeah, let's do this! A...
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Sailor Chibi Business 023 - Animes Rules from 2020-03-15T05:00
It's been a minute, hasn't it? Yeah... first convention season started, then... well, things got crazy and now there's a pnademic... but hey! Here's a chibiside to tide you over! We will be back so...
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Sailor Business 183 - Looks Pretty Campy to Me from 2020-02-16T05:00
OH MAN--did you want to see a Sailor Moon slasher movie episode? An episode where the scouts go camping and wind up in a Friday the 13th situation with an undead killer stalking them and their fell...
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Sailor Business 182 - Let's Be Vaguely Better in 2020 from 2020-02-02T05:00
Ok, this show just got a SECOND Dawn Summers. Oh, and did you know pop stars get to be police if they want to? Yeah, it's all true, and we're all a bit weirded out by it. Thankfully, we've got Keri...
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Sailor Chibi Business 022 - A Goonies Quest from 2020-01-19T05:00
The boys are keeping to their promise of doing an episode every 2 weeks by breaking out a Chibisode! This time, they are doing a deep dive into the lyrics of the new theme song for the final season...
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Sailor Business 181 - Collabo from 2020-01-05T05:00
It's a new year, and we're going to be wrapping Sailor Stars in 2020! Almost positively. No, seriously... But we're back with this episode some of you have been waiting for, where usagi and Seiya g...
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Sailor Business 180 - I Don't Understand the Head Situation from 2019-12-09T05:00
Hey, they're back! No, I don't mean us, though we are back... I mean X-FORCE! Time for a "joint concert" between the Three Mikes and Michelle! Lots of fun to unpack this time, and we've got our goo...
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Sailor Business 179 - Not Sponsored by B*** A**** from 2019-11-24T05:00
Oof, sorry for the dealy! But we're back and we're really cooking... with this cooking-themed episode! Get it? It's late at night, give me a break. But, good news, we're back with our old friend Ar...
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Sailor Business 178 - Smoothies from 2019-11-04T05:00
It's a Luna episode! We delve deep into the heart of our favorite matronly-or-sisterly-depending feline, and figure out what makes her tick! We're back with our new friend Stella Cheeks to give Lun...
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Sailor Business 177 - Doin' a Treadmill from 2019-10-20T05:00
We're back with a full episode, getting right into more of the hard science this show is known for! That's right, aspiring scientists, make sure to bring your dreams and romanticism, because it's a...
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Sailor Chibi Business 021 - Not Gonna Read Subtitles When I'm Sad from 2019-10-06T05:00
While Jordan recovers from New York Comic Con, Chris speaks to Stella Cheeks for an all-new chibisode about her history with Sailor Moon... which involves her watching the entire series for the fir...
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Sailor Business 176 - Nundercover from 2019-09-15T05:00
Is she a director or is she a nun... or is she BOTH? That's right, it's the age-old tale of a nun who moonlights as a theatrical director as the Three Mikes take to the boards! But, oh man, this Nu...
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Sailor Business 175 - Boys Straining from 2019-09-01T05:00
You think being a star is all fun and games? Oh you better think twice--it's no cakewalk. Get ready to learn about the hardship and serious work ethic it takes to be a pop idol. Think you have what...
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Sailor Business 174 - Come Throw the Stick from 2019-08-26T05:00
Another episode, and this time someone famous is joining the Scouts at their high school... and if you guessed it's the Three Lights, you are super right! And of course, it's up to our girls to sho...
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Sailor Business 173 - Lousy With Scouts from 2019-08-19T05:00
We are back, and we're jumping into the beginning of the end! The final season of Sailor Moon enters it's final storyline, and we are loving it. Who are the Starlights and what is their deal? Get r...
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Sailor Business 172 - A Real Owl City from 2019-07-14T05:00
Get the glass out of your eyes, everyone--it's time for the end of Nehelenia! It took a season and a quarter, but Sailor Moon has finally beaten the queen of the black moon! And it totally makes se...
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Sailor Business 171 - Something for Every Creep from 2019-06-30T05:00
The Sailor Scouts are trapped in the Freddyverse, beset by evil dreams! But don't worry--much like Freddy, Nehelenia isn't particularly effective. You know who is effective, though? Our terrific gu...
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Sailor Business 170 - Chibi Needs Food Badly from 2019-06-23T05:00
Guys, I am not going to lie to you--the horse is in flashback in this episode, and I was not amused. There's also a time paradox that makes no sense given everything that has happened before in the...
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Sailor Business SuperS Movie: Part 2 - Two-Timing the Space Horse from 2019-05-13T05:00
We're diving straight into the dream hole again, and things are gonna get dark. Get ready for a marzipan castle made of metal, dream coffins for non-dead people, wads of sugar energy, and yes, a tr...
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Sailor Chibi Business 020 - Kids Schmids from 2019-04-29T05:00
It's finally here: a chibisode about the amazing Sailor Moon: The Super Live! That's right--we saw the actual real Sailor Scouts in actual person, Chris in Washington DC and Jordan in New York City...
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Sailor Business Ami's First Love: The Roast of Teen Einstein from 2019-04-14T05:00
We're back with a short Ami story that originally ran before the SuperS movie, so it's appropriate that we cover it before the SuperS movie. That's right, ol' Math Book herself, Ami Mizuno/Anderson...
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Sailor Business SuperS Special: One Last Horse to Climb from 2019-04-07T05:00
We've taking one last dip in the Horse river as we check out the Sailor Moon SuperS Special! An extra-long episode made up of three segments: one, a clip show; the second, a backdoor pilot for the ...
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Sailor Business S Movie, Part 2: Bill Noy the Science Boy from 2019-03-17T05:00
DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CAT KISS A MAN? Have you always wanted to see full frontal nudity of Luna but if she was a person? I am sure other things happen in this movie, but how can I possibly remember ...
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Sailor Business S Movie, Part 1: Love Never Changer from 2019-03-11T05:00
Get ready, "cat lovers"! Journey back with us into the world of Sailor Moon S, when X-Force was roaming around looking for blood, Chibi is slightly less annoying, and somewhere, (5-n) Witches schem...
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Sailor Chibi Business 019 - He Can Be All the Horse He Wants from 2019-02-24T05:00
I know what you're thinking. "Guys--you just escaped from SuperS, why on Earth are you doing ANOTHER episode about this god forsaken horse?!?" We're going to attempt to do the impossible--we're goi...
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Sailor Business 166 - Motoki's Escape Room from 2019-02-19T05:00
THE END IS HERE! At least, the end of the horse. We've kicked the horse! Things will be a lot more stable going forward. Reveals are revealed, crystals are crystalized, and everyone is walking in t...
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Sailor Business 165 - Equus Ex Machina from 2019-02-10T05:00
Oh, my goodness, it's the SECOND TO LAST episode of SuperS! Is it an episode where they have to rush to get everything they need to happen before the end of the season in? Or is it an episode where...
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Sailor Business 164 - The Rocky Horror Wrestling Show from 2019-02-06T05:00
We're getting really close to the end of SuperS! So close that it's time for the villains we kind of like should change to being good guys for pretty much no reason! That's right, the Amazoness Qua...
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Sailor Business 163 - A Sailor Scout or a Sailor Scant from 2019-01-28T05:00
We are BACK after a LONG break... but can you blame us? We knew we would STILL be talking about the GOD DAMNED HORSE. We are THANKFULLY in the home stretch of Sailor Moon SuperS, and we're joined b...
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Sailor Chibi Business 018 - Grampa Santa from 2018-12-16T05:00
Meri Kurisumasu! This year, for our last episode of the year, we're bringing you a chibisode reviewing a Sailor Moon Christmas album, Merry Christmas!... in which not all of the songs are necessari...
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Sailor Business 162 - A Lot of Mishy-Mushiness from 2018-12-10T05:00
The circus has come to town in a major way... like, roaming the streets and acting super creepy. Did you forget the entire city was caught in a spider-web? Because that's true, too. Endgame of Supe...
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Sailor Business 161 - The Threat of Spiders from 2018-12-02T05:00
Are you afraid of spiders? Well, don't worry, you don't actually see spiders in this episode, but there is a lot of evidence that spiders are around. The threat of spiders hangs heavy in the air in...
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Sailor Business 160 - Big Soft Heads from 2018-11-28T05:00
OMG, an episode we ACTUALLY ENJOYED! Maybe it's due to low expectations, but the Scouts get tricked into volunteering at a coming of age ceremony, and the Amazoness Quartet are along for the ride! ...
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Sailor Business 159 - A Means to a Horse from 2018-11-18T05:00
Chibi has a boyfriend, and you will never believe who it is! Unless you think it's a horse, in which case you're right, she is dating a god damned horse. And Sailor Mercury knows what THAT means. W...
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Sailor Chibi Business 17 - Idol Ninja Warrior from 2018-11-04T05:00
A Chibi-sode this week in which Chris is joined by future-guest Cristina Gomez so she can tell him all about the MIXX comics edition of Sailor Moon! Send us your reminiscences of it on twitter @Sai...
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Sailor Business 158 - Why Can't I Kiss A Horse? from 2018-10-28T05:00
Ever want to talk a lot about a pre-teen girl kissing a horse, but don't want to be caught on the kind of website that would talk about that? Well, it turns out we're doing that on our site, too. W...
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Sailor Business 157 - The Magnificent Flying Dumbass from 2018-10-21T05:00
Oh, great--it's another episode about Chibi and her stupid friends. You were all sick of the actual main Sailor Scouts being too much the center of attention in this show, right? You were hoping to...
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Sailor Business 156 - Being A Good Satan from 2018-09-30T05:00
Let's keep the spotlight on Reeny, I guess... with some character continuity regarding her interest in drawing! the gang meets a dumbass starving artist who teaches us the hazards of selling out......
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Sailor Business 155 - She Won't Know Anything About Crystals from 2018-09-24T05:00
Reeny is back in the spotlight along with her green-haired buddy as Sports Festival comes to her school! But what should be a Field Day of dreams turns into a Vault of Horrors when we learn that Ch...
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Sailor Business 154 - Chain Lightning from 2018-09-09T05:00
In this episode, the true miracle romance of the show, the most popular ship of the fleet, BREAKS UP! That's right -- it's the end of Venus/Jupiter! That's right, when they both go for the same man...
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Sailor Business 153 - Cavities Must Be Trending from 2018-09-02T05:00
Get ready for what some would call the most disturbing episode of Sailor Moon of all time... the DENTIST EPISODE! Hold your toothbrushes close and keep some floss at the ready because cavities are ...
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Sailor Business 152 - It Gave Me Jughead Thoughts from 2018-08-26T05:00
It's a Mars episode, and this time, once we finsih talking about school supplies for an obscenely long time, we get a victim with a major case of Single Rei Female as a little girl want to be Rei, ...
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Sailor Business 151 - Zoom and Enhance from 2018-08-19T05:00
The show takes a total left turn with one of the characters, with Ami doing something we've never seen her do before... while in our podcast, one of the host FAILS to do something he's never failed...
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Sailor Business 150 - Cirque De La Lune Morte from 2018-08-05T05:00
We are 3/4th of the way through ALL of the original Sailor Moon anime, and we're halfway through SuperS... which means we're bringing in the Amazoness Quartet as our new nemeses! And our guest Kel ...
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Sailor Business 149 - You Either Got A Horse In You Or You Don't from 2018-07-30T05:00
Oh man--it's the last stand of serial harrassers the Amazon Trio, in an episode Chris says is a single banana! And can you believe Fish Eye is the one who kicks off their so-called redemption? No? ...
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Sailor Business 148 - Double Queen is at the Top from 2018-07-20T05:00
Uh-oh... look out, Usagi! That beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that man pretending to be a beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that fish turned into a man ...
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Sailor Business 146 - Princess Related News from 2018-06-24T05:00
What's that they're saying on the news--you know, the news, where they tell us like important stories that matter--are they saying that the visiting Princess has a cold? OH NO! Don't worry everyone...
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Sailor Business 145 - Torpedo Ass from 2018-06-17T05:00
Is this Black Swan? Is this Perfect Blue? No, it's the obligatory ballet episode of Sailor Moon! Did you know Usagi always wanted to be a prima ballerina but never made any efforts towards this goa...
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Sailor Business 144 - The Way of All Gregs from 2018-06-10T05:00
We're back into the show with a very special episode. Is it an Ami spotlight? Is it a Shingo spotlight? Is it SHIMI SHIPPING spotlight? That's right, there's a new miracle romance in town, and this...
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Sailor Chibi Business 015 - Pretty Lawyer Sailor Moon from 2018-06-03T05:00
It's time for a new Chibisode, and this one is a really funny one... Chris brings in legal expert Erin Kearney to go over just what kind of laws the villains or Sailor Moon are actually breaking! S...
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Sailor Business 143 - I Gotta Talk To My Horse About This from 2018-05-28T05:00
Has Pegasus turned evil and begun attacking tractor trailers and making them crash to disrupt human supply lines in an effort to cripple humanity and take over the world? Anything is possible. Well...
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Sailor Business 142 - DTM - Down To Moon from 2018-05-20T05:00
You like grumpy old ladies who are mean to everyone they meet? You know, a real Mrs. Deagle type who makes every person they meet hate them? Then, oh boy, have we got an episode for you! And hey......
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Sailor Business 141 - Professional Creeps from 2018-05-13T05:00
Is this the best Mina episode of the entire series? It might just be! Everyone's favorite Goddess of Love is two-timing, so don't let your children listen to this episode--they are too young to hea...
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Sailor Business 140 - Clothes Encounters of the Perv Kind from 2018-04-29T05:00
This is a difficult episode, people. Fisheye is not the most comfortable topic on this show, and there is a lot to dance around this week! Fisheye has become the muse of a fashion designer and beco...
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Sailor Business 139 - H. Reginald Cloverway and Associates from 2018-04-22T05:00
Get ready to learn some BAD parenting advice--NO, not from Jordan! From an angry sword-mother who wants to show her child how it's done by kicking her ass! We're joined by new friend Leah Williams ...
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Sailor Chibi Business 014 - A Bad Place For Your Software from 2018-04-10T05:00
Just a little late, this week's chibisode takes Chris and Kel McDonald into the magical world of FAN FICTION! Specifically, we hear about their first fanfics... and then dive into an interactive fi...
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Sailor Chibi Business 013 - An Onion of Villainous Intent from 2018-04-01T05:00
This week, Chris sits down with Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast to rank all the bosses and minibosses of Sailor Moon through Sailor Moon S! Is Jadite the business man of their desires? Will Ala...
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(repost) Sailor Business 138 - Don't Believe the Sex Theory from 2018-03-18T05:00
This week, it's the other half of the "Cookbook Has a Type" series where Amy falls in with a widowed car mechanic who knows how cars feel. And if there's a widow in play, you just know the Madam Ki...
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Sailor Business 137 - A Full-On Frolic from 2018-03-12T05:00
Hoo boy. This episode is something else entirely. You'd never believe you'd be longing for Tiger's Eye, but you will when you get into this...complicated Fish Eye plot. We're joined by Emily E. Meo...
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Sailor Business 136 - Darkr from 2018-03-04T05:00
Time to dress up as a ninja and spy on your loved ones, because it's a brand new episode of Sailor Moon! Featuring classic Sailor Moon moments like teenage girls seeing grown-ass men fully nude! Th...
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Sailor Business 135 - Horse For Teacher from 2018-02-25T05:00
Every once in a while, a young person has a teacher that really moves them, opening their minds to learning and changing their lives forever. Other times, you have total crap teachers who suck. Thi...
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Sailor Chibi Business 012 - She Shoots Lasers at Satan from 2018-02-19T05:00
What on Earth is that bootleg-looking garbage there? Is that some Planet Girl, Dollar Store knockoff or some sort? No--it's the so-called "Saban Moon", the Americanized Sailor Moon adaptation that ...
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Sailor Business 134 - Viscerally Moving from 2018-02-11T05:00
Hey--who is that girl from Makoto's past who looks suspiciously like Ami and who Mako-chan seems to get all watery-eyed thinking about? Why, it's a 15-year old best-selling lady George R. R. Martin...
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Sailor Business 133 - Time to Settle from 2018-02-04T05:00
It's a Cat Episode! Hang on--don't get too excited--it's an Artemis Episode. Wait... is Artemis in love with a nun? Holy crap, did he have a KITTEN with a nun?!? All this and more uncomfortable con...
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Sailor Business 132 - Brony Friendzony from 2018-01-28T05:00
FINALLY, an episode of Sailor Moon that address that age-old debate... pink horse or blue hippo? We get to the bottom of this incredibly controversial topic, as well as other, simpler topics like m...
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Sailor Business 131 - That's a LQQK from 2018-01-23T05:00
We're back with the lackluster send-off of two major Sailor Moon characters dating back to the pilot episode... it's the LAST Molly and Melvin plot! Say goodbye to "Molvin" aka "Uminaru" along with...
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Sailor Business 130 - The Madam Killer from 2018-01-07T05:00
Because (we imagine) the fans (maybe?) demanded it (really?)... It's an episode focused on Usagi's mother, Ikoku Tsukino! And this is one Mom I'd Like to Find-out-about-the-dreams-of, wouldn't you?...
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Sailor Business 129 - Horse Power Make-Up from 2018-01-01T05:00
Happy New Years, Trashpiles! What better way to ring it in than keeping your M on some SB? And how about horses? Was you 2017 lacking in horses? This episode is gonna have all the horses you need f...
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Sailor Chibi Business 011 - A-Zone from 2017-12-25T05:00
MERRY CHRISTMAS! For the holiday, we have a chibisode checking out Azuma Kiyohiko's Sailor Moon doujinshi, A-Zone! We read volumes 1, 2, and 4, and lament that volume 5 is not yet translated. Plus,...
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Sailor Business 128 - The Pastel Upsidedown from 2017-12-17T05:00
Time to jump head first into the start of Sailor Moon season 4, AKA Sailor Moon SuperS... or Sailor Moon Super S... or Sailor Moon Superses? Something like that. Get ready for some serious horsepla...
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Sailor Business 127 - Are There Microwaves in the Future? from 2017-12-10T05:00
We're back for the last episode of Sailor Moon R...oh, no wait, this is the totally pointless, waste of time that is the ending of Sailor Moon S! But should have been basically the ending of Sailor...
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Sailor Chibi Business 010 - Was Princess Serenity Dumb from 2017-11-26T05:00
Another chibisode? Holidays are getting in our way, but yes! More chibi-fun, this time with the guys tackling your favorite fan theories? Is Jadeite Wiseman? Is Chibimoon Usagi? Is Molly everyone e...
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Sailor Chibi Business 009 - What If...? from 2017-11-20T05:00
Happy Thanksgiving, Trashpiles! Welcome to our Chibisode that answers the question...what if? What if the Senshi had become Beryl's henchmen instead of the Four Kings? What if the Senshi were not r...
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Sailor Business 126 - Good Grief from 2017-11-12T05:00
Don't worry, Trash Piles: despite Chris's fears, we were able to record a full length episode of Sailor Business despite the episode of Sailor Moon having VERY LITTLE CONTENT! Let's all follow up o...
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Sailor Business 125 - Moon Healing Placebo from 2017-11-05T05:00
Strap in, Trash Piles--both Chris and Jordan are back and it's time for an episode that is completely bonkers from start to finish! Let your hair flop down all over the floor and make sure no one c...
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Sailor Chibi Business 008 - Magic Space Baby from 2017-10-22T05:00
Not quite back to normal yet, but for one last time, good friends of the show Jake Mason and Shannon Manor are filling in with a special Chibisode! This time, they take a cue from their podcast Kin...
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Sailor Chibi Business 007 - We're Saying Iconic A Lot from 2017-10-15T05:00
Wait, what's going on here? Not only is Chris still away, but now Jordan is away with his brand new baby Darien! So what is this??? Why our good friends Jake Mason and Shannon Manor have been joine...
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Sailor Chibi Business 006 - BANNED from 2017-10-09T05:00
Chris is still away, so Jordan and fan favorite guest Allison Stock of the Xena Warrior Business take the opportunity to do the one thing Chris would like least... A CROSSOVER! That's right--Jordan...
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Episode 124 - Jason X Style from 2017-09-24T05:00
Holy smokes, things are really heating up, now! Exploding helicopters, creepy doll-men, sexy goop ladies, Sailor Fence, and unexpected reveals... this episode is chock full of bananas and fun fun f...
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Episode 123 - Wicked Lady Part Two: This Time It's Personal from 2017-09-17T05:00
What's this? A Sailor Moon episode with a legit surprise? And one that is not even spoiled by the original episode title? What is this world we have entered?!? Now worries, we're here to hold your ...
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Episode 122 - It's Never Too Late for Regrets from 2017-09-10T05:00
Back into the episodes, with only Witches 2 remaining, we step into Mugen Academy with a non-Greg Ami spotlight! Also: it's not a great episode for Jordan, between what Viluy looks like and what it...
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Sailor Chibi Business 004 - Crystalburg from 2017-09-04T05:00
A CHIBISODE! It's been a long time, but Chibisodes are back for the Labor Day holiday! This time, we tackle a suggestiong from a Greg (but one of the good ones), what we would do if we were in char...
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Episode 121 - Tellu's Senior Thesis from 2017-08-27T05:00
Mimete--we will remember you forever! But now it's time to start the presumably equally long run of the next mini-boss of Sailor Moon S... TELLU! And I am SURE she has an equally original spin to h...
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Episode 120 - The Butt Poker of the Group from 2017-08-20T05:00
We're delving deep into the secret of Mugen Academy, and it's something you would never have guessed! Partly because you never knew there was a secret at Mugen Academy before, and there was no hint...
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Episode 119 - The Usagihold from 2017-08-13T05:00
Get ready for a totally normal episode where the totally normal thing where a hot DJ named after a writer of serial killers narrates at the local planetarium! A bit cliche, but join us for it anywa...
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Episode 118 - Uno Business from 2017-07-30T05:00
Ok, remember last week, when we said that was a weird episode? Oh, man... we hadn't seen nothing yet. It's back into a nebulous mish-mash of dimensions we go, only to end up with a raelly gamey mon...
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Episode 117 - A Pile of Girl from 2017-07-23T05:00
Get ready for a weird episode with some real wackadoo time-filling jokes...and I hope you all speak whistle! Hotaru has a celebrity crush on an athlete, and the Usagis are determined to make this s...
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Episode 116 - He Moves In Botanical Circles from 2017-07-13T05:00
We're back after a week off while Chris recovers from a terrible case of the "Mondays" contracted at a Garfield Convention...and we're bringing an episode so bland, everyone has forgotten all about...
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Episode 115 - Thoughts On The Butt from 2017-06-29T05:00
You know how Usagi makes friends with everyone in like one second? Apparently, her daughter takes MANY EPISODES to make one friend. Here's another episode of her making friends with tech-crew membe...
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Episode 114 - "Jord" from 2017-06-15T05:00
It's YET ANOTHER talent contest this week, as everyone's two favorite idol-idolizers go head to head! That's right--we're talking Mina versus Mimete, and only one can win a role in a major motion p...
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Episode 113 - #WhoIsMichael from 2017-06-08T05:00
This episode is all about Reeny making a friend...a creepy, pale, sickly friend who might be the ultimate evil. Sounds like a good match! Also--Jordan owns a cel from this episode! Our new friend L...
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Episode 112 - Wyatt Earp Might Forgive You... But We Won't! from 2017-06-01T05:00
A new episode brings us a new witch of the 5, and what a wonderful witch she is... it's time for Mimete to take center stage! She's pretty great. Oh--and Chibi Usa meets some girl. Our old pal Shan...
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Episode 111 - Meatball Head is Too Intimate from 2017-05-25T05:00
Time for a really serious episode, with dead or dying scouts, a triptych of talismans, and yes, the happy cup itself--the Holy Grail. We brought back good friend of the show Shannon Manor for this ...
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Episode 110 - The Cousins-est Thing from 2017-05-11T05:00
It's murder day, everyone! That's right--it's finally time for the appearance of a Talisman, and that means letting some pure hearted person just lay there and die! Ready for a good time? How about...
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Episode 109 - A Night Out at the Bronze from 2017-05-04T05:00
Holy crap--is this a MINA episode that the guys BOTH LIKE?!? Yes, yes it is. In addition, I think it's also a super duper big episode wherein, as the title reveals, the episode where all secrets ar...
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Episode 106 - Wind of Uranus from 2017-03-23T05:00
Hey--you ever wonder what Sailor Uranus did before she wandered around tearing our strangers' hearts? Turns out, she used to uncaringly win track races because she had nothing better to do. Let's w...
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Episode 105 - No Such Luck, Puff Pants from 2017-03-16T05:00
It's time for another summer holiday episode--this time, it's one where Makoto has run off to train in the countryside with a monk! But don't worry, we get lots of the other scouts...except Chibi, ...
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Episode 104 - Read It With Your Imagination from 2017-03-09T05:00
Hope you're in the mood for fancy leaf water with new friends, because we're back with a new episode! Oh, and by the way, happy 25th anniversary, Sailor Moon Anime! This amazing cartoon has been ar...
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Sailor Chibi Business 001 - Thought Circuits from 2017-02-23T05:00
Welcome to our first Sailor Chibi Business episode, our ongoing series of bonus episodes exploring matters related to Sailor Moon that are not covered by our usual Sailor Business episode. First of...
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Episode 103 - Tono: Taiko! Tenoh? Tomoe--Oh no! from 2017-02-23T05:00
We're back to Sailor Moon S, and we're not the only annoying ones to show back up this episode...yeah, that's right--the spore is back. Small Lady Chibi-Usa Reeny is back...and we're there to toler...
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Sailor Business R Movie, Part 2: Everybody's Mom from 2017-02-16T05:00
This week, we complete the Sailor Moon R movie...which might just be the Sailor Mooniest Sailor Moon thing in the Sailor Moon world! Get out your hankies and prepare to cry with love and happiness,...
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Sailor Business R Movie, Part 1: Guy Fiore from 2017-02-09T05:00
It's finally time! Now that the Sailor Moon R movie has had a theatrical release in the US, we've got together and recorded our take on this classic...over the course of two episodes! In this first...
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Bonus Episode - Fan2Sea Cruise 2017 from 2017-02-02T05:00
Sailor Business takes to the sea for their very first ive episode! That's right, Chris hit the seas on the Fan2Sea Cruise last month and recorded a special live episode re-reviewing episode 12 of S...
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Episode 102 - Party City Sailor Moon from 2017-01-26T05:00
What the--?! Who the heck is that? That couldn't be...no, wait, that isn't...but how could...is that...Sailor Moon?!? That's right, Usagi has walked right into a trap on Tokyo Tower, and coming to ...
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Episode 101 - A Really Great Myrtle Beach Joke from 2017-01-19T05:00
Did you know glass slippers are still a thing? Yeah, we didn't either. And we actually sort of suspect that they aren't a thing and never were...but somehow, for Usagi, they are TOTALLY a thing. It...
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Episode 100 - Volleyboobs from 2017-01-12T05:00
Two an half years later, here we are, ONE HUNDRED EPISODES DEEP, and halfway through Sailor Moon!!! And how do the makers of the anime celebrate this milestone episode? With a focus on Mina playing...
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Episode 099 - Ma'am, Please Get Off the Train (repost) from 2017-01-05T05:00
People all over the world--join hands! Get on the evil monster train! That's right, I think you can, I think you can listen to this episode where a daimon egg possesses a tram car...while Raye and ...
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Episode 099 - Ma'am, Please Get Off the Train from 2017-01-05T05:00
People all over the world--join hands! Get on the evil monster train! That's right, I think you can, I think you can listen to this episode where a daimon egg possesses a tram car...while Raye and ...
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Episode 098 - Rag N' Cave Water from 2016-12-29T05:00
Hope you like dirt bikes! Or, failing that, I hope you like ladies with tire crotches! That's right--we're gonna find out that girlies CAN win bike races as it turns out Haruka is a racing star! Ca...
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Episode 097 - Funky Swinger Looking for a Gal Pal from 2016-12-15T05:00
For some reason, everyone's got it in their heads that all Ami wants to do is study! Why would people think that? It's really hurting Ami's feelings, guys, there's a lot more to her than studying. ...
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Episode 096 - Riding In Cars With Girls from 2016-12-08T05:00
No, Haruka! you mustn't look at Makoto that way! That way you look at someone who you are totally cool with tearing the heart out of and leaving them to die! It's unforgivable! That's right--it's t...
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Episode 095 - Three's Business from 2016-12-01T05:00
Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues until your dance partner becomes a tentacle trap! That's right, it's time for romance with an affection/best friend contest for who wins that ...
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Episode 094 - They're Just So Cousins from 2016-11-23T05:00
Remember your first kiss? Or perhaps even, remember the first kiss ever, between Adam and Eve? Pretty romantic, right? I know all us trash piles have been saving ourselves for that first kiss with ...
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Episode 093 - Fandom Has Done More With Less from 2016-11-03T05:00
A whale swimming through space. A lemon bouncing on a violin. Seven milkshakes and two cups of tea. A romantic date with four tagalong guests. These are a few of the mind-bending things you will wi...
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Episode 092 - Where You Been Getting Your Kicks? from 2016-10-26T05:00
New scouts appear?!? Yeah, they do. But what about that hot boy who shows up? You know, who looks exactly like one of those lady scouts? No worries, all-star guest Allison Stock is here to help the...
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Episode 091 - A Brief History of Xena: Warrior Princess Season 2 from 2016-10-19T05:00
Get ready for an education as this week we learn about what can happen when a young girl and a man go to an old, abandoned mansion for some alone time. Spoiler: it's not what you think! And we've g...
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Episode 090 - Finally, Some Hard Science from 2016-10-12T05:00
Enter: Sailor Moon S! Finally, we leave behind all the superstitious nonsense that was so pervasive in the crystals and tarot cards of Sailor Moon R and get to some REAL SCIENCE with S! Get ready f...
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Episode 088 - In a Moon Minute from 2016-09-19T05:00
It's the end of Sailor Moon R! All the plotlines are tied up and it would make no sense for there to be another episode after this, so...yeah, this is the end! We fare well to Wicked Lady and Chibi...
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Episode 087 - Loathe Everything from 2016-09-12T05:00
Yes, yes--LOATHE EVERYTHING! That is the new theme of Sailor Business as we come to terms with nearing the end of Sailor Moon R! We have been enveloped by darkness! Except, who can stay upset when ...
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Bonus Episode - Moon Animate Make-Up 2 from 2016-09-05T05:00
We're back, with both hosts having moved homes, and we've got a bonus episode based on a recent Sailor Moon development: the release of Moon Animate Make-Up 2! The boys are joined by Annie Craton f...
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Episode 086 - Rosing All the Shuttlecocks from 2016-08-08T05:00
Ever since he first appeared, Sailor Moon fans have been asking--nay--demanding that we take a break from those boring old Sailor Scouts and take some time to focus on everyone's favorite character...
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Episode 085 - 6th Grade Emo Poetry from 2016-08-01T05:00
Get in your time machine and head straight to '90s Hot Topic, it's time for the birth of Wicked Lady! Is this episode awesome or totally stupid? Is Sailor Moon R somehow tricking us all into thinki...
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Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2016 from 2016-06-30T05:00
It's June the 30th, so you know what that means...USAGI'S BIRTHDAY! This year, we did a full-length bonus episode to celebrate, talking about milkshake etiquette, sandwiches, friend-making skills, ...
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Episode 082 - Who's Late for a Zoot Suit Riot? from 2016-06-27T05:00
Strap in, trash piles--it's an all-new strong contender for the worst episode of Sailor Moon ever! Who would have thought the scouts all teaming up to travel to the future would be so uninteresting...
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Episode 081 - That Custom Bedsheet Lifestyle (repost) from 2016-06-20T05:00
Oh man, all you Chibi-Usa fans out there are in luck! And all you real people who actually exist, hang in there! We will do our best to make this episode bearable. There are two droids--for no reas...
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Episode 081 - That Custom Bedsheet Lifestyle from 2016-06-20T05:00
Oh man, all you Chibi-Usa fans out there are in luck! And all you real people who actually exist, hang in there! We will do our best to make this episode bearable. There are two droids--for no reas...
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Episode 080 - Bro, You Gotta Get A Mani-Pedi from 2016-06-13T05:00
Get out your math books, it's an episode spotlighting Ami Mizuno (or is it MI-zuno)! Ami has yet again gained the highest score in her class on a test...but this time, Melvin and company have CAUGH...
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Episode 079 - Cat-Level Respectability Politics from 2016-06-06T05:00
Because no one demanded it...it's an ARTEMIS-centric episode! That's right--Artemis goes solo this week, coincidentally stumbling upon a Nega-Moon plot to...do something evil involving an animal sh...
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Episode 078 - A Spoonful of Salt from 2016-05-30T05:00
The "Block of Wood" gets a spotlight as all the Sailor Scouts are struck down by disease except goddess of love, Minako Aiko! Considering that she owns a custom nurse outfit, you would assume she's...
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Episode 077 - The Maxfield Stanton Memorial Small Business Grant from 2016-05-24T05:00
The Miracle Romance Returns! That's right--heterosexuality rears its normative reinforcing head once more as Serena/Usagi/Sailor Moon gets back together with Darien/Mamoru/Tuxedo Mask! Jordan rejoi...
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Episode 076 - #StopCakeShaming2K16 from 2016-05-16T05:00
Now, this is more like it--in this week's episode, Sailor Moon takes on an ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE BUFFET! Guess what happens? A new shop has opened in the Juban district...and all is not as it seems....
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Episode 075 - Fake-Ass Future from 2016-05-09T05:00
Wow--it's time for the 75th episode of Sailor Moon...and to mark the occasion, the creators apparently decided to make the worst episode of the series! Well, so far, at least. It's so epically dumb...
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Episode 074 - Two Cats, a Wig, and a Sailor Fuku from 2016-05-02T05:00
Oh, man! Sailors Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus have all been abducted by aliens! Now, it's up to Sailor Moon, a five-year-old, two cats, and a man in a Tuxedo to save them. Except the man and t...
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Episode 073 - Three Feet of Pancakes from 2016-04-25T05:00
With the Spectre Sisters in the rear view, we move forward into the "Toonami" era of Sailor Moon....and with an echoing laugh, say hello to "HellYesmeraude"! It feels like it's been three years sin...
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Episode 072 - Baked Potato Party from 2016-04-18T05:00
It's come to this: the final episode of the original syndicated DIC run of Sailor Moon! It's not the end of the season, it's not even the end of a main villain, but for some reason, THIS is where S...
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Episode 071 - Chesslemania from 2016-04-11T05:00
OH MAN--you better STRAP IN because you are in for some PULSE-POUNDING CHESS MATCHES this week! That's right: get your butt down to that cake-looking building called Chess Tower and prepare for the...
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Episode 070 - What A Nimbus from 2016-04-04T05:00
Get ready for Sailor Moon R to take a turn, as the Spectre Sisters enter their final saga! First up, Katsy/Koan takes the spotlight as we get her particular views on love. She really should smoke f...
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Episode 069 - You Got What I Need from 2016-03-28T05:00
Get ready for the Mamo-Cycle's debut, as the show takes a turn for the tuxedo, focusing on the male half of the miracle romance: Mamoru Chiba! He could be bounded in a crystal and count himself kin...
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Episode 068 - Stained Glass Rabbit from 2016-03-14T05:00
Gather 'round, Trash Piles, and join us once more at the altar of Sailor Moon, here under the great stained glass rabbit with a really wonky leg that looks like it's been broken or something. Techn...
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Episode 067 - What Do You Call It When A Horse Gets Underneath You? from 2016-02-29T05:00
Grab your swimsuits, Sailor Business is hitting the beach yet again--this time, a remote island with just one (luxirious) bungalow on it that happens to be right near a volcanic island of dinosaurs...
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Episode 066 - Curry On My Wayward Future Daughter from 2016-02-22T05:00
You, there, might you be feeling anxious about your life? For an unhappy person like you, this podcast is perfect! Let's have some Sailor Business, and we can both be unhappy!!! And if that doesn't...
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Episode 065 - Army of Furious Lesbians from 2016-02-15T05:00
Grab your choice of drink for chugging and strap in--this ones a goody. Are crystals really magic? How do you make angry lesbians? How much liquid can fit in Usagi's stomach? All these questions an...
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Episode 064 - Shooting Xenomorphs on Mount Rushmore from 2016-02-01T05:00
It's a rainy day, and somehow, you've Karmically wound up here with Sailor Business, completely at random! It was not planned at all. But...if you're sad and longing to go home to your parents, the...
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Episode 063 - notable Shrine Pervert from 2016-01-25T05:00
Time to get tough, everyone! This week, we all sign up for Protection Aesthetics, the hot new martial arts fitness craze exclusively for incredibly attractive women! That's right, everyone's favori...
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Episode 062 - Put Your Best Boob Forward from 2016-01-18T05:00
Welcome back to the adventures of everyone's favorite Sailor Scouts--Victoria, Sarah, Blue and the rest! Whether you're a fan of non-stop action or glorious transformations, you're heart will not b...
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Episode 061 - Moon Crystal Power Breakup from 2016-01-11T05:00
We're back, kicking off Sailor Business 2016 as we go full-steam into the second half of Sailor Moon R! The Dark Moon Clan goes after the first Crystal Point of Crystal Tokyo, and lo and behold...i...
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Episode 060 - Chibi-Usa's First War Crime from 2015-12-21T05:00
We've dreaded this day for a long time, but...at last, it she has come. With this episode, we meet that horrible spore, that famingo-haired freak, that father-loving war criminal...Chibi-Usa aka Re...
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Episode 059 - Like the End of a Ska Song from 2015-12-14T05:00
This is it--the actual END of the Doomtree saga! The terrible tree teens, Alan and Ann, stand revealed...and both Mamoru and Usagi are captured and being drained of energy! Can the other scouts sav...
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Episode 058 - Trees Don't Talk from 2015-12-07T05:00
We're reached the penultimate episode of the Doomtree Saga! It's been a weird road to get here, but as the Doomtree withers, Alan and Anne up their game and target the one and only moon pudding! Le...
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Episode 057 - Tree Kids from 2015-11-30T05:00
Get ready for Sailor Moon's Breakfast Club! Ok, now that I've said that, I can tell already it's confusing--no, I don't mean we should all eat one slice of toast on the run, I mean this week, Usagi...
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Episode 056 - Magic Torture Spanx from 2015-11-23T05:00
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's got the "most talent" of all? That's right, it's time for the obligatory school play episode, and all the cat fights you can imagine would ensue over what scout i...
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Episode 055 - The Pied Piper of Teen Girls from 2015-11-16T05:00
This episode is the one we like to affectionately call "The Food Episode," as Alan is discovering the weird connection between food and love that seems to have a startling hold on every single teen...
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Episode 054 - It's Fluid Dynamics Bro from 2015-11-09T05:00
This episode has been mentioned on the podcast a few times before...yes, we have finally reached the infamous "one where Rei does the talent show thing"! Will Chris and Jordan start liking her once...
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Episode 053 - Our Next Target Is Babies from 2015-11-02T05:00
And, we're back! And our next target is babies! Or rather, Alan and Ann's next target is babies...which introduces us to the superstar of the show, BABY JORDAN! Chris and Jordan are joined by Krist...
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Bonus Episode - Halloween 2015 from 2015-10-26T05:00
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week, we take a break from the anime to watch the year 2000 Sailor Moon Musical "Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon New/Transformation - The Path to Become the Super Warrior - Overtur...
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Episode 052 - The Value fo Children from 2015-10-19T05:00
This week, Sailor Venus takes the spotlight, kind of, as we explore the world of little children! Were the animators trying to warm the audience up to little kids because they knew Reeny was coming...
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Episode 051 - Dweezils and Hunks from 2015-10-12T05:00
The long wait is over! Sailor Business is back, kicking off the 2nd quarter of Sailor Moon by announcing the contest to win the full Sailor Moon manga collection, as donated to us by Kodansha! List...
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Episode 050 - Friendship Can't Be Used to Kill from 2015-09-28T05:00
FIFTY EPISODES OF SAILOR BUSINESS! That's 1/4 of the way through all of Sailor Moon! Not counting the movies! Or the Musicals! Or the live action show! And what did the awesome creators at the Sail...
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Episode 049 - AKA Luna Poops from 2015-09-21T05:00
Welcome back, Trash-Piles! That's right, we're back in the world of people treating Usagi like dirt...but could it be because she is immature and not capable of adult relationships? Wait what--who ...
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Episode 048 - Middle Aged Dude Energy Is Garbage from 2015-09-14T05:00
Alan and Ann, the ALI-ENS here to sap energy, have decided to take over a movie studio's casting process...because that's the easiest way to get energy, for sure. But the scouts don't have their me...
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Episode 047 - Sailor Business-R from 2015-09-07T05:00
Welcome back, as we enter the next phase of Sailor Business! Now that Queen Beryl is defeated, the show becomes a straight-up teen romance show, right? WRONG! It becomes an ALIEN INVASION! Sort of....
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Episode 046 - The Moon Pudding Has Arrived from 2015-08-24T05:00
So, let's summarize--all the Sailor Scouts except Sailor Moon are dead...and her destined Moon lover has been turned evil. Things are not looking good, even if you didn't know that this was the las...
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Episode 045 - King Enma Will Rip Out Your Tongue In Hell from 2015-08-17T05:00
It all comes to this! The start of the two-part season finale of Season One of Sailor Moon...which was condensed into one episode by the original American adaptation. In this first part...THE SAILO...
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Episode 044 - Faulty Horse Rides and Butter Churns from 2015-08-10T05:00
Another episode with the death of a King of Heaven, let's all say good bye to Kunzite/Malachite as we learn all about the Moon Kingdom! That's right--lots of Jordan and Chris's questions get...answ...
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Episode 043 - The Square Root of 2 from 2015-08-03T05:00
Holy crap--the Sailor Scouts want to KILL Sailor Moon?!? That's right--if you've watched Moon Animate Make-Up you'll know we're watching the classic "Fractious Friends" episode where Sailor Moon qu...
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Episode 042 - Snarf-Level Useless from 2015-07-27T05:00
Ho ho, what's this? A special look back into Mina's past as Sailor V? Given how much we enjoy that manga, you might think this is gonna be a great episode! Journey deep into Mina's stupid stupid lo...
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Episode 041 - Dead Rock Animals from 2015-07-13T05:00
Horrible Future 2! Ami's absolute factually proven boyfriend and probable one true love, Ryo/Greg, is back as the animators try to recapture the magic of the Rainbow Crystal episodes! Can their rom...
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Episode 040 - Hot Springs Are For Weirdos from 2015-07-06T05:00
Yes, yes--in this episode Usagi and her family go for a weekend at a hot spring, but more importantly, we spend some serious time discussing what kinds of food are best for Luna. Thankfully, Chris ...
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Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2015 (repost) from 2015-06-30T05:00
A special bonus episode in honor of Usagi Tsukino's 36th birthday! Jordan and Chris are joined by Betty Felon to talk about everyone (especially Jordan's) favorite Sailor Scout and wish her well on...
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Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2015 from 2015-06-30T05:00
A special bonus episode in honor of Usagi Tsukino's 36th birthday! Jordan and Chris are joined by Betty Felon to talk about everyone (especially Jordan's) favorite Sailor Scout and wish her well on...
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Episode 039 - Absolute Zero Ice Hell from 2015-06-29T05:00
What is this, the 1992 Winter Olympics? From last week's skiing contest, we turn to figure skating! Did you know it was the most popular sport on the Moon? It's totally true. This time, Chris and J...
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Episode 038 - This Course Connects to Hell from 2015-06-24T05:00
Get ready for the Moon Princess Contest, decided, as you would expect a Moon Princess Contest to be decided...through skiing! That's right--the Sailor Scouts hit some wicked powder as they take to ...
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Episode 037 - Too Much Squirting from 2015-06-15T05:00
So, we all know Sailor Moon in the Moon Princess (finally)...now the question becomes when is she going to start acting like it? She's off to a good start this episode when she enrolls in a Princes...
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Episode 036 - A Wild Hair from 2015-06-01T05:00
Holy cow--is Sailor Moon going to CHANGE HER HAIRSTYLE??? Would the anime change such an iconic part of Sailor Moon's design so early into the show? Would the animators be willing to redraw all the...
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Episode 035 - Moon World from 2015-05-25T05:00
Last episode, we learned that Usagi Tsukino...Bunny Moon...Sailor Moon...is the Moon Princess we've been looking for! But learning that was just the beginning! Now she's got all these memories and ...
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Episode 034 - Sorry, Hitler... from 2015-05-11T05:00
This is it--the bid episode of reveals! If there's a secret in this show, there is a good chance it gets revealed this very episode! Yes--the Legendary Silver Crystal makes it's appearance this epi...
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Episode 033 - Cape Boy from 2015-05-04T05:00
The moment you've been waiting for for 33 episodes--the moment when we get all five inner Senshi together finally happens...at the very end of this week's episode, like the last five seconds of it....
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Episode 032 - Dark Kingdom Picture Day from 2015-04-27T05:00
This week brings the closest thing to a Power Rangers/Kamen Rider crossover with Sailor Moon crossover when Sailor Moon (sort of) meets Monster Fighter Redman! Can she withstand his Redman Leg Atta...
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Episode 031 - Meowfresh! from 2015-04-20T05:00
This actually might be the real-life, for serious, best episode of Sailor Moon. We're not one hundred percent sure just yet...but all signs are looking good. Why, you ask? Not just because it's an ...
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Episode 030 - Reasonably Disrespectful from 2015-04-13T05:00
We're back from our Easter celebrations with an especially good episode of Sailor Business today! This time, the indigo crystal of the Roy G. Biv Crystals is inside none other than Rae's Grampa, le...
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Episode 029 - 10,000 Volts of Heartbreak Power Looking for Boyfriends from 2015-03-30T05:00
After a week off, we're back with a terrific episode spotlighting one of the show's side characters--Chris's fave love interest, Motoki! Not only do TWO Sailor Scout have their sights set on him......
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Episode 028 - Looks Like a Rope to Me from 2015-03-16T05:00
This episode, like so many incidents in all of our lives, revolves around the sudden popularity of a local painter. BUT WAIT--this painter can paint really beautiful pictures of a moon princess?! S...
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Episode 027 - Horrible Future from 2015-03-09T05:00
Look at her--look at that picture of Ami. Is that not the most adorable image of her ever created? Doesn't it make you want to snap surprise pics of your S.O. during your next meal? You know it doe...
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Episode 026 - Lovely Punch from 2015-03-02T05:00
This episode of Sailor Business, we discuss quite possibly the most well-made piece of art about an angelic boxing priest/vulture monster ever created. We know there is some stiff competition from ...
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Episode 025 - CrainGamerGate from 2015-02-16T05:00
A new challenger appears! Errr...rather, a new Scout appears! That's right--this episode, Sailor Jupiter comes thundering in, taking on 3/4ths of the fights in this fisticuff-packed episode before ...
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Episode 024 - Chocolate Parfait from 2015-02-09T05:00
It all comes down to this! The love of a middle school girl get weighed against all the rewards of the Dark Kingdom as we sort out the Nephrite/Naru situation once and for all! Hey...we never discu...
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Episode 023 - Naru, No from 2015-02-02T05:00
It's been simmering in the last few episodes, but in this episode and the next, the Naru/Molly and Masato Sanjoin/Maxfield Stanton/Nephrite/Nephlite plot finally comes to a rolling boil! First up, ...
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Episode 022 - Foxiest Femme Around from 2015-01-26T05:00
We've discussed this episode a few times before on the show, but now it's finally here--the notorious Princess's Ball episode. Chris and Jordan discuss it in all its teen-creeping, parasol-sailing,...
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Episode 021 - Limited Edition Magic Pencil from 2015-01-19T05:00
For fans of meta (not to be confused with fans of metal) (also not to beconfused with meta-fans, who would, themselves, be doing their fanning in a meta-way) this is the episode for you! That's rig...
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Episode 020 - Pension Adams Backdoor Pilot from 2015-01-12T05:00
Man-oh-man, this may just be the strangest episode of Sailor Moon ever created. The scouts are on summer break and decide to take a taining trip to the beach! And end up in a haunted hotel. Staffed...
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Episode 019 - Usagi's Dating Tips from 2015-01-05T05:00
This is it: the episode we've all been waiting for. After months of discussing her works, Jordan and Chris are finally joined by the author of the Sailor Moon novelizations, Lianne Sentar of Sparkl...
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Episode 018 - Backhanding Your Mother from 2014-12-22T05:00
Who's afraid of creepy "French" dolls? It turns out, almost everyone...except the characters on Sailor Moon, for some reason. That's right--the creepy dolls are not the threat this week, they're ju...
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Episode 017 - Peak Puberty Energy from 2014-12-15T05:00
Did someone say "Scouts on Film"? That's right--this episode Usagi/Serena gets the modeling bug, and we alternately learn that beauty is more than what's on the outside, that Serena brays like a hy...
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Episode 016 - Sticking to Impossible Standards from 2014-12-08T05:00
We're back after a week off for Thanksgiving...and just in time for the wedding event of the year! That's right--this time, the scouts are wedding crazy in a somewhat non-feminist way, and we've go...
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Episode 015 - 50 Shades of Tuxedo Mask from 2014-11-24T05:00
What's this? Sailor Business's two most hated characters are...going on a date?!? That's right--Rei and Mamoru begin their romance this episode...and Chris starts to like them?!? I know, I know--it...
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Episode 014 - She's Playing So Angry! from 2014-11-17T05:00
Jadeite's dead--errr...eternally sleeping--but who cares? As our new villain, Nephrite, points out...Jadeite sucked! Jordan and Chris are joined this week by Rocket Girl artist Amy Reeder, with who...
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Episode 013 - Rubbish For Every Trash Heap from 2014-11-10T05:00
Oh man--this is a big one! Not only is it the last Jadeite episode of Sailor Moon, it's also a big Mamoru-jerk episode! And let em tell you, if you're afraid of airplanes--specificially of being ru...
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Episode 012 - Don't Go On the Sex Boat from 2014-11-03T05:00
Will it be adventure on the seas or cruise blues when the Sailor Scouts actually do some sailing? Usagi wants to go on a romantic cruise, but guess what? It's a negaverse plot. And even worse for h...
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Episode 011 - You Guys Heard About What Happened at Tokyo Disney? from 2014-10-27T05:00
We're up to three Sailor Senshi on our team, so what better way to celebrate than to go to a theme park where 50 people have gone missing! New member, Sailor Mars, continues to be unecessarily mean...
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Episode 010 - Mars Attacks! from 2014-10-20T05:00
The episode everyone's been waiting for...the introduction of a new character to the Sailor Moon universe, a character that will change the shape of the series forever. From that introduction, ther...
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Episode 009 - This Bus Just Became an Express from 2014-10-13T05:00
EVERYONE--no time to listen to this episode right now because THERE IS A SALE AT THE CLOCK STORE! Once you've all stocked up on 3-7 clocks, join us and Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) as we discuss...
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Episode 008 - Brain School Reject from 2014-10-06T05:00
Could the new smart girl at school really be a monster? Or could it be that the girl who looks just like the blue Sailor Scout in the intro of the show might really be an ally of some sort? That's ...
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Episode 007 - Act Sorry from 2014-09-29T05:00
Who doesn't want to be famous, am I right? Obviously, being super-stars is something we at Sailor Business are intimately familiar with...but now we get to watch Usagi and friends attempt to become...
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Episode 006 - A Waltz for Akiko from 2014-09-22T05:00
Yet another episode not originally brought over to the United States--presumably because US kids would not be sophisticated enough to appreciate jazz music. We're joined by comic book editor and ca...
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Episode 005 - Ostensibly Cute (fixed) from 2014-09-15T05:00
We're back with another episode not part of the original American dub of Sailor Moon...because America cannot handle a show about extremely cute(?) rabit/guinea pig things. Once again joined by Bet...
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Episode 004 - This Episode Is Problematic from 2014-09-08T05:00
Episode four of Sailor Moon brings us to an extremely problematic episode centering around the fact that Usagi needs to...lose...weight...??? Thankfully, we're joined by glamorous Sailor Moon super...
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Episode 003 - Silly With Spring Fever from 2014-09-01T05:00
We're back for episode three, a day late because of Labor Day...but Juliet Kahn joins us once more for our little podcastlove letter to Sailor Moon. This time, a radio show called "Midnight Zero" b...
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Episode 002 - No One Will Ever Marry Me Now from 2014-08-25T05:00
The second episode features fortune telling, underwear flashing, rock throwing, shoe flipping, and our very first special guest commentator, Juliet Kahn! Plus: Chris drops his very first F-Bomb of ...
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Episode 001 - Moon Podcast Escalation from 2014-08-15T05:00
Our first episode, examining the first epsiode the 1992 Sailor Moon anime! Join Jordan and Chris as they, in turn, join middle-school girl Usagi Tsukino as she meets a talking cat with a bandaid on...
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