Podcasts by Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

Cruise Ships 2 Part II and First Edition Nightmare from 2023-07-14T07:01:56

What do you do when your super sweet, super thoughtful wedding present reveals that your man has been WAITING for the perfect moment to leave you for some mystery girl? Then, look, Tom Cruise will ...

Superman Special from 2023-07-07T07:01

What do you do when your contributions to rock and roll are being overlooked by your bandmate? Do you confess your inventions sorta suck? Then, there's a new Superman show, which means it's time to...

Whip Ships and I Need You to Trust Me from 2023-06-30T07:01

What do you do when your cagey SO has to disappear for days at a time, and when you press them for explanation, all they can ask is that you "trust them"? Why, you go downstairs and marry them of c...

Wes Anderson Ships and Action Scientist Again from 2023-06-23T07:01

What do you do when you find yourself re-embroiled in Meg-related attacks? You suit up and fight that thing: what other choice ya got? Then, Asteroid City is in wide release so it's time to stare d...

Elemental Ships and Flipping Out Nine Times from 2023-06-16T07:01

How can you even go on when a swing dancer at a wedding flips your wife like 9 times? You can't sleep! Your neighbor sends a pig wearing a mask into your home through the doggie door! Your life is ...

Crawl Ships and Playback Payback from 2023-06-09T07:01

What do you do when you should be fighting vampires, but instead you have to be the cool teacher? Or maybe the negligent, absentee teacher? Look, we don't say it a lot, but: maybe call the cops? Th...

Survivor Ships and a Whirlwind Wedding from 2023-04-28T07:01

Star Wars Jedi Survivor is out today and it looks like it's good, so the Shipple Dips are talking Survivor Ships!

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Suck Ships and They're Saying it's Not a Real Show from 2023-04-07T07:01

What do you do when Colin forces you to consider a hypothetical situation from the perspective of a Tim Robinson character? Then, Chupa is out on Netflix, which I guess means it's time for Suck Shi...

Thief Ships and Living a Yassified Life from 2023-03-31T07:01

When you see a picture of yourself, but it's been yassified, does that feel... aspirational to you? Or critical? Or just nutso? Then, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is out in theatres,...

SCREAM Ships Part 2 from 2023-03-17T07:01

We're going back to Woodsborrow! Part 2 of the Scream Ship-A-Thon, finds the the Shipple Dips revisiting everyone in the original Scream trilogy, and pairing them up with their perfect mates.
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SCREAM Ships Part 1 from 2023-03-12T05:46:58

There's a new Scream movie in theatres, which means we're taking a "stab" at a Colombo Ghostface cold open. It goes great! Then, in part one, we find ships for all the new kids introduced in Scream...

Creed III Ships and Parisian Betrayal from 2023-03-03T08:01

What do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and the...

Cocaine Ships and You Lost the Lottery from 2023-02-24T08:01

What do you do when you're jealous AND a big ol' creep? Maybe you don't murder the person you're jealous of! Then, Cocaine Bear is out in theatres, which means it's finally time to do Cocaine Ships...

Public Domain Ships and Would You Rather from 2023-02-17T08:01

We have a format. Such and such happens, but you are such and such - what do you do? Then Colin comes in here, and poses a "would you rather?" and frankly, no one knows what to do. Would you rather...

Last Dance Ships and Song Thief from 2023-02-10T08:01

What if you had a one-of-a-kind talent, and some international adventure dude took advantage of that gift to steal some fancy tiny boat? Start a life of crime? Then, Magic Mike's Last Dance is out ...

Cabin Ships and Rumble Ramble from 2023-02-03T08:01

What do you do when the outsider your brother brought into the family turns on everyone and your brother is nowhere to be found? You consider betraying everyone too, right? (This one's about wrestl...

Shotgun Ships and Milf Manor from 2023-01-27T08:01

MILF Manor. Should be illegal. We gotta talk about it.

Then, Shotgun Wedding comes to Prime Video today, which means it's time to discuss Shotgun Ships! Kill Bill! Death Proof! Silence...

New Ship Resolutions from 2023-01-20T08:01

What do you do when you've been betrayed by your alien parasite / lover? Oh, you think it's not as big a deal as being betrayed by your friends and cohosts, who never had your back about how Venom ...

Forever Ships and the Worst Dinner Party Ever from 2022-11-11T08:01

What do you do when you know, FOR SURE, that you've seen a ghost, but your husband is totally razzing you for it at a dinner party? You assume that your husband is a killer, collet the baby, and ge...

Weird Ships and What is Wrong with Your Friends from 2022-11-04T07:01

Special guest hot take from none other than TAYLOR GD SWIFT. That's right, she's sending coded messages to the Shipple Dips, and it is their duty to figure out what exactly is going on in those 15 ...

Mocktoberfest and the Hookup Map from 2022-10-14T07:01

What do you do when your meticulous log of every hook-up in the school GETS OUT? And then you get punched?!?!? FOR WHAT REASON?! Then, it's still October, which means it's Mocktober Fest! The Offic...

Croctoberfest and Too Attached at the Hip from 2022-10-07T07:01

What do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyl...

Behind the Scenes Ships and Cartoonishly Handsome Surprise Husband from 2022-09-23T07:01

What do you do when your rich, hot, strangely European, host starts making the moves on you? What if he's a dracula? You just do Dracula, right? Then, Don't Worry Darling has had one nightmare of a...

Game of Thrones X SDS Allstars Shipathon from 2022-09-16T07:01

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AirBnB Ships and Eight Pancake Bitch from 2022-09-09T07:01

What if your S.O. humiliates himself with his inability to eat pancakes at volume? Probably cheating on you, right? Then, Barbarian is is in theatres, so we're talking our favorite AirBnB ships! Listen

Elf Ships and Radiation Surprise from 2022-09-02T07:01

What do you do when your SO proposes to you... and THEN announces that they're dying? Do you kick 'em to the curb or just get married in the pocket dimension? Then, Lord of the Rings: Rings of Powe...

Cowabunga Ships and See if He Can Make it Ten from 2022-08-26T07:01

What do you do when this famous dude wants to live in your house for a week pretend to be a family and will totally pay you for it? You get paid. It's not always that simple, but this time it is. T...

Ice and Fire Ships and the Son of it All from 2022-08-19T07:01

What do you do when you SO is obsessed with roleplaying a violent, incestuous, beastiality scenario (that also happens to be a classic 80s sitcom)? COMPROMISE PROBABLY. Then, it's weird to say this...

Top Ships and an Utter Betrayal from 2022-05-27T07:01

I don't know why we let Colin do Hot Takes.

Then, there's a new Top Gun movie in theatres which means we're doing Top Ships! Top Gun! The X-Files! Batman! Monsters, Inc.! Stand and Del...

Rescue Ships and Chip in the Brain from 2022-05-20T23:21:54

If your SO once had a chip implanted in you that made it so he could monitor you all the time, how the heck are you ever supposed to trust him again? Oh, he removed the chip did he? Maybe he just i...

Cagematch: The Finale from 2022-05-13T07:01

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Cagematch: Part One from 2022-05-06T07:01

After years and years of planning, the Shippers are finally ready to tackle the untacklable: which Nicolas Cage movie is the best Nicolas Cage movie? The tournament begins as 15 classic films vie f...

Winkler Ships and Internship of the Century from 2022-04-29T07:01

Oh my god. Kelly saw Morbius so, like, let's talk about what it would be like to be the woman in that movie. There was a woman in that movie right? And then ("and then!?") there's a new season o...

Crew Ships and Perfect Ancient Personality from 2022-04-22T20:14:45

Your SO had a second personality this whole time and that personality to perfect for you. Like, you love that damn alternate personality so much, but he's been keeping it from you? Good think he's ...

Birthday Ships and My Rebound is a Centerfold from 2022-04-15T16:49

Isn't it always the way? The instant you find creative, revolutionary fulfillment in your magazine, you end up boinking the centerfold! We've all been there, but what about when said centerfold FAL...

Chase Ships and a Killer Bee from 2022-04-08T07:01

What do you do when some viscount tries to suck bee-sting venom out of your titties? What do you know about allergies? What does ANYONE know about allergies? Then, AmbuLAnce is a new heist-y, chase...

Former Teen Idol Ships and The Coconut Test from 2022-04-01T07:01

When you're dating someone new, you have to expect some of the usual questions to pop up. Have you ever been married? Where did you grow up? Do you have any siblings? Is it cake? Only one of these ...

Mouthful Ships But Mostly The Gilded Age from 2022-03-25T07:01:11

What do you do when you and your secret boyfriend THE GILDED AGE decides to start pitching woo at some THE GILDED AGE rich, but sorta boring, girl instead of THE GILDED AGE you? Then, there's a new...

Batships! from 2022-03-04T08:01

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Threequel Ships and I Saved the World But I Can't Remember from 2022-01-28T08:01

The Shippledips try to parse out what it'd be like to be the heroes of the new Matrix movie. Like: you may not remember your previous life, but you still wanna smooch, don't you? Then, this is the ...

Basement Ships and Tennis Trouble from 2022-01-21T08:01

What do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scen...

5CREAM Ships and Wait a Minute from 2022-01-14T08:01

What do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres,...

Nightmare Ships and I'll Be Home For Christmas from 2021-12-17T08:01

What is it about the phrase "I'll be home for Christmas" that gives your mysterious SO a pass? Like, they're hiding SOMETHING - maybe a fun surprise for you, or maybe something MUCH WORSE. Then, th...

Shark and/or Jet Ships and Holiday Wedding and/or Holiday Party from 2021-12-10T08:01

Okay, on what planet do you skip out on your father's wedding to celebrate Christmas in a castle? The planet where Cary Elwes might be your new step-dad, that's where! Then, there's a new damn West...

Nun Ships and Which One is the Other Woman? from 2021-12-03T07:53:23

What do you do when your friend catches her SO boinking his own brother? Are they twins? Sure why not? Then, Benedetta is some kind of psychosexual nun-thriller and it's out today! That means the S...

Slime Ships and Scapegoat Son-in-Laws from 2021-11-19T08:01

Okay, so you find out that you're in the family from Succession and they're totally going to make you take the fall for everything. What do you do? What CAN you do? Then, look, it's not our fault, ...

Home Alone Ships and Wait, Who Are You Again? from 2021-11-12T08:01

What do you do when you invite a one-time smash to your boss's wedding as a second date? Okay, okay, then what do you do if now you're the one-time smash? Okay, okay, okay, okay, now you're in an e...

Eternals Ships and Sad Sack Tequila from 2021-11-05T07:01

What do you do when you've decided to shoot your shot with someone, only to be undercut by some hot lady storming in and kissing them right in front of you? It's a Hot Take equal parts revolting an...

Horror All Stars x SDS All Stars and It's A Mating Thing from 2021-10-29T07:01

Ryan has been watching the Twilight movies, so we gotta talk about all the messed up stuff that happens in those things. Then, it's almost Halloween, so the Shippers are pitting a list of SDS All-S...

Spice Ships and Overly Diplomatic Colin Solution from 2021-10-22T07:01

Your new S.O. is so cool and so hot and so understanding about all of your weirdness, but they keep horning in on your creative projects. What do you do!? Colin's got an answer that's sure to placa...

Ewww Booo Ships and B-B-B-Benny and the Dress(es) from 2021-10-08T15:17:20

What do you do when the cynical reporter you're dating publishes the pictures he took of you in the paper of record? Then, Colin didn't want to talk about "Bond Ships" like Ryan suggested, so inste...

Cursed Ships and Omelette Infidelity from 2021-10-01T07:01

Some of these hypothetical scenarios involve coming out of a coma and having amnesia... and your dad being a dead villain... and your best friend being Spider-Man. Truly, what do you do? Then, it's...

Miscast Ships and Masha Mixup from 2021-09-24T07:01

What do you do when you and your SO are both boinking leader of your quasi-cult / wellness MLM? Do you let the good times roll or do you GTFO? And then, look, no one likes to pile on, but that dud...

Assassin Ships and Mystic Secrets from 2021-09-17T07:01

What do you do when your family has been keeping two secrets from you - one mystical and supernatural, and the other like, kinda mundane BUT STILL VERY HURTFUL? Then, Deathloop has finally arrived ...

Cruise Ships Part Twos and It Wasn't An Affair For Youse from 2021-07-30T07:01

What do you do when you are outed as a cheater? Uh huh, uh huh, and what if you're outed as a cheater during the wake of the person you cheated with's spouse? You get those tasty little hand sammic...

Snake Ships and Something Called Shazam Surprise from 2021-07-23T07:01

Everyone likes a sexy surprise, right? Even when that surprise ma-a-a-ay electrocute you? Then, there's some kind of GI Joe movie out, so we're doing Snake Ships. We got all the snakes - Pliskin, S...

Ship Jam and The Alien Agenda from 2021-07-16T07:01

Okay, totally normal: your SO is an alien sent to kill everyone. Are you chill about it? Or are you gonna join team ET? Then, it's time for the return of Space Jam, which means your shippers have s...

Maybe This Is the Long Delayed Ships We're Finally Getting and It Is My Favorite and You Need to Like It from 2021-07-09T07:01

What do you do when Colin is your friend (or your SO) and you really really like him, but, like, my God, it's impossible to get anywhere in Taboo. Have you ever tried? It's the slow burn's slow bur...

Tomorrow Ships and Dance With Me Please from 2021-07-02T07:01

Who's allowed to be mad when you and your SO both mutually blow each other off at the club? Ah, what the hell, let's all be mad. Then, the Tomorrow War is out, so it's time to... travel to the futu...

Golf Ships and Surprise! She's Alive! from 2021-06-25T07:01

What do you do when your girlfriend disappears but then there's like a new girl who's basically making herself out to be your old girlfriend? You just date that new girl, right? Or shit, is she goi...

Sea Monster Ships and Moughing from 2021-06-18T07:01

What do you do when your date starts coughing moths? And the moths are killing each other? And maybe there's a witch involved? Then, Luca is out on Disney +, so that means it's time for Sea Monster...

Trickster Ships and 4loko Coko from 2021-06-11T07:01

What do you do when you go out on a date and the dude drinks four cokes. FOUR. Like, what's his deal? Hold on, am I the asshole? Then, Marvel's got a new series all about Loki, so that means it's t...

Marvel/DC Shipathon! from 2021-06-04T07:01

If we're never going to see DC and Marvel crossover in the comics, the least we can do is cross them over in our ships! It's a celebration of randomly-generated ships from publishers that never pla...

Punk Ships and The Godfather Meets the Mob from 2021-05-28T07:01

Look, even if your SO is a total screw-up, if he's got a movie pitch as solid as "Godfather meets the Mob" you really just gotta bankroll that badboy. Then, Cruella is about a woman who will try to...

Zombie Ships II and Hot Brands from 2021-05-21T07:01

Sometimes you start nasty-flirting with a brand. WHAT. COMES. NEXT. Then Army of the Dead is out so we're talking Zombie Ships! Again? Again. Mass Effect! Resident Evil! Dogma! My Boyfriend's Back!...

Big Mommy Ships and Just Punch Him from 2021-05-14T07:01

What do you do when you could probably just punch your way to love? You punch! Or drop a boulder on him? What's that? "Regicide" you say? Then, Resident Evil VIII has a big tall hot mommy in it, so...

Loop Ships and The Spy Who Tricked Me from 2021-05-07T07:01

What do you do when you're a spy, but it turns out the guy you're spying on is tricking you? Wait, hold on. You're both liars and... wait... wait... hold on. Then, Returnal is out for Playstation, ...

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 3: I Think It Could've Used Some Editing from 2021-04-30T07:01

The ritual concludes in the only way it could: with an argument about what a reach-around actually is. The world is spared for another few years. But the threat will re-emerge someday. And Same Day...

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar from 2021-04-16T07:01

The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every sce...

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake from 2021-04-09T07:01

At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this expe...

Prank Ships and Manic Pixie Dream Gardens from 2021-04-02T07:01

What do you do when you are witness to the worst-imaginable "meet the parents" scenario? You look around to see if you're being filmed for a prank show because it's April Fools Day, and up to 25% o...

Godzilla vs. Kong Ships and Manicotti Lovers from 2021-03-26T07:01

What do you do when you realize the priest at your church isn't being faithful to you? I mean, he's already cheating on God, what did you expect, girl? Then: it's Godzilla vs. Kong Day at Same Day ...

Slo-Mo Ships and He's a National Treasure from 2021-03-19T07:01

What do you do when you're confronted with a wild-eyed man with an insatiable appetite for adventure and the Declaration of Indepence in his hands? You lock that shit down, baaaaaabbbbbbyyyy! Then,...

Slept On Ships and Something About Harper's Island from 2021-03-12T08:01

Colin melts down during a hot take about Harper's Island. Then, look, it's a weird week and nothing new is coming out, pop-culture-wise, so it's time to revisit some Slept-on Ships! War Games! Star...

Sitcom Ships and Do It For The Kid from 2021-03-05T08:01

What do you do when you find out the innocuous but way-too-old-for-you dude that flirts with you has a 6 year old daughter with cancer? I mean, you volunteer to marry him and be a mother to this ch...

Dig Ships and Rumour Season from 2021-01-29T08:01

"Okay, it's Regency times..." and just like that, the shippers are doing hypotheticals from Bridgerton. Then, there's some kind of World War II, Ralph Fiennes / Carey Mulligan archeology movie on N...

Taskmaster Ships and Parental Surprise from 2021-01-22T08:01

Oh boy. As far as hypotheticals go... I'm not even sure how to describe this one... What do you do when your SO has a Real Person Fic incest kink, but expresses it in a (mostly) non-sexual way? Nat...

WW84 Balderdash from 2021-01-15T08:01

What do you do when the rest of your friends have seen Wonder Woman 1984, and they're going to make you play a cruel game where they all lie to you about it? You strap in, call the bullshit, make s...

Nintendo Cartridge Society - Mortal Kombat (1995) from 2021-01-08T08:01:38

No new episode this week, so here's a recent episode of Nintendo Cartridge Society about the 1995 film Mortal Kombat. Featuring Patrick Ehlers, Mark Mitchell, and Colin J. Morris. New episodes of N...

Ships of the Year and We've Got a Big Problem from 2021-01-01T08:01

Okay, but when you really think about it, would it really be so different to be dating the kid from Big? That's how all people are, right? Then, it's the end of the goddamn year, so it's time to di...

80s Ships and Protocol Kisses from 2020-12-25T08:01

You've heard of "shoot the hostage", but what do you do if your partner institutes a "kiss the hostage policy?" Worse yet, what happens if they kiss you and it's like the best damn thing you ever e...

Quiz Ships and There's Something Wrong at the Nutrition Class from 2020-12-18T08:01

What do you do when your SO is like "babe, I'm going to make you this great meal I learned about in nutrition class" and then proceeds to rinse partially cooked beef IN THE SINK? You check out that...

Fincher Ships and Clayface Face from 2020-12-11T08:01

What do you do when the person you want to be with makes fun of your Christmas sweater? Oh, and also you have a Clayface face? Do we understand what's going on here? Nah. Then, Mank is out there, s...

NPC Ships and 7 Foot Tall Flyboys from 2020-12-04T08:01

What do you do when your boss wants you to basically cancel Christmas? And then also a tall hot boy is there, and he wants you to not cancel Christmas? Before you respond: this hot tall boy is like...

OctPhoBer and Bossy Lingerie from 2020-11-27T08:01

What do you do when your boss' BF sends you lingerie at the office, and that same boss catches you opening it? Sounds like you hold all the cards, but maybe you don't! Then, the shippers' artificia...

OctFoalBer and MILD MANNERED MAN from 2020-11-20T08:01

What do you do when you're obviously crazy, but the papers insist on referring to you as "mild mannered"? Do you ride it out or try to right the injustice? I mean, if that's an AP headline, you pro...

OctFoeBer and Too Taboo For Boo from 2020-11-13T08:01

What do you do when you can't convince anyone to watch your favorite sexy TV show? Also what if you're the only person who finds it sexy? Also also what if you're Colin J. Morris and this isn't so ...

OctFauxBer and She's in My Window! from 2020-11-06T08:01

What do you do when you find yourself in a genuine Degraci situation? Is there enough communication in the world to get you through one of those things? Then, the calendar may say "November", but t...

Tales From the Ship and Pie Pie Poo Poo from 2020-10-30T07:01

What do you do when you're too sick to pull off the heist with your SO? And who is to blame when you start barfing all over the cash you boosted from the mafia stronghold? (Subquestion: is there an...

Leftover Ships and A Test of Devotion from 2020-10-23T07:01

What do you do when a bumbling detective tries to get you to fake your death to trick your SO? Depends on how charming that detective is, right? Then it's time to discuss Leftover Ships. Friends wh...

Take Em Out Ships and Go Daddy Go from 2020-10-16T07:01

What do you do when your SO's aversion to pornography is due to the fact that their parents are porn stars? Then, DC has released a Batman - Death in the Family animated movie, which means the Ship...

Grandpa Ships and Fake Diamond Rings from 2020-10-09T07:01

What do you do when there's drama around not inviting the one terrible person in your friend group to your wedding? Relatedly, Kelly and Ryan have been watching Selling Sunset. Then: the Shipple Di...

Pilot Ships and Jaws Wired Shut from 2020-10-02T07:01

What if your life changed for the better, but your SO wanted it to change back? (There's a twist here...) Then, Star Wars Squadrons is out, so we're talking Pilot Ships. Does that mean ships from p...

Dontcha Know Ships and Doordash Surprise from 2020-09-25T07:01

What do you do when you discover your DoorDash driver is one of the most despicable pedalers of faux-intellectual alt-right propaganda trash in the country? The Shippers work out some ambient rage ...

Introducing: EXILE a horror narrative podcast from 2020-09-21T00:11:28

In the post-post-post-apocalyptic future, a young woman is exiled from the small religious enclave of Haven for a crime she did not commit. Lurking in the surreal horror of the wilds are beasts ...

Girls on a Mission Ships and Many Boxes of Remains from 2020-09-11T07:01

Colin tries to convince his friends that it's not so weird to keep the remains of 30 pets in your one-room apartment. The boxes he's keeping those remains in, evidently, are very nice. Then, it's t...

Avengers Anti-Ships and I Thought You Were Struck By Lightning from 2020-09-04T07:01

Do you assume that your SO is in some kind of body swap scenario? Or cheating on you? You'd be surprised which one the Shippers all assume. Then, there's a new Avengers game out there, and some of ...

Face the Music Ships and Rounded-Off Pennies from 2020-08-28T07:01

What do you do when you find out your SO has been scamming the company they work for out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? You GET IN ON IT. Right? Bilk away, I say. Then, there's a new Bill &am...

DC x SDS All Stars FanDome Ships from 2020-08-21T07:01

DC's Fandome is this weekend, which feels like a perfect opportunity for one of Kelly's patented blackout rage-tirades about the Snyder Cut. Oh, wait, no: I mean it's the perfect opportunity to ran...

Crimes and School and Ships and Wedding Song Surprise from 2020-08-14T07:01

Look, first of all, don't have your wedding in Coronavirus time. You think you want that, but MY GOD, it can wait. But then also, p l e a s e don't sing a custom medley of parody Disney songs durin...

Crossroads Ships and Stolen Quips from 2020-08-07T07:01

What do you do when a VERY SITCOM-Y premise plays out, and your S.O. steals your perfectly crafted joke? Probably just watch that episode of Happy Endings and do what they did? Then, there's a new ...

Fist N Ships and America's Best Sleuths from 2020-07-31T07:01

Mogge's got some beef with the list of America's Best Sleuths as it appears on the Murder She Wrote DVD box set special features (seriously, why is Sherlock Holmes on this list), so the Shipple Dip...

Baseball Ships and Quiet Fiances from 2020-07-24T07:01

You've had a whole conversation with someone without noticing the person sitting next to them. Is that person just boring? Or some kind of ghost? Maybe you're the ghost? Then, believe it or not, ba...

Paper Ships and Watermelon Madness from 2020-07-17T07:01

Marvel at the Shipple Dips as they unanimously (?) agree that there is A Right Way to do something... like cut a watermelon. Then, it's time for a new entry in the Paper Mario franchise which means...

Unkillable Ships and Grandma's Voice from 2020-07-10T07:01

How much time could you, realistically, stay with your serial-killer-hunting boyfriend after they use their most EXTRA techniques to make your son cry? (Boy, these things are getting dark.) Then: T...

Musical Ships and Funko Ultimatum from 2020-07-03T07:01

A dramatic reading of an Am I The Asshole leads to some serious questions about what hobbies are deal breakers. Funko Pops? Always a broken deal. Then, Hamilton is on Disney Plus, so the Dippers ar...

Bait and Switch Ship - Welcome Back to Roswell from 2020-06-26T07:01:22

This week, the shippers are taking a break, but we didn't want to leave your feeds empty. As regular listeners know, Ryan has a WB Alien drama close to her heart and Patrick is a good friend up for...

Zombie Ships and Oops I Followed You To New York from 2020-06-19T07:01

A conversation about following a boy to New York turns into a Sliding Doors "What If?" scenario. Magic and time travel and retcons... ships are tough.... so tough they die? AND COME SHAMBLING BACK ...

UST Ships and Extraordinary Secret Playlist from 2020-06-12T07:01

Is it a total violation to know what someone is thinking just because you hear the song that's in their heart? I mean, probably? Then, while the Shippledips usually prefer to see their ships sail, ...

Unreleased Ships and Operating Table Surprise from 2020-06-05T07:01

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SDS Allstars and Hottie with a Bodyswap from 2020-05-29T07:01

It's time for another installment of Same Day Shipping All-Stars. 200 of the Shipper's favorite characters to ship (and to anti-ship!) go into a big ol' pot and get mixed up and shipped around unti...

Die Hard Ships and Cougartown Courtships from 2020-05-22T07:01

How do you go from being slut shamed by your neighbor to boinking them? There's gotta be a way, right? Then, it's some sort of Die Hard anniversary, so it's time for Die Hard Ships! Happy anniversa...

Episode One Ships and Balloon Babes from 2020-05-15T07:01

We just can't get away from Balloon Adventure movie, can we? Then, Star Wars Episode I Racer was SUPPOSED to come out this week, so we're talking Episode One Ships. Does that mean Star Wars? Occasi...

Disney Ships III: Unshippables and The Kiss Betrayal from 2020-05-08T07:01

What do you do when you show up on an island and then... something... happens? [Hey, it's me: Patrick. I write the episode descriptions. How's it going? This is week's Hot Take (which is what we ca...

Alien Ships and Spreadsheet Secrets from 2020-05-01T07:01

What do you do when your SO keeps track of your relationship with an elaborate spreadsheet? Is that creepier than journaling and WHY IS THAT SO MUCH CREEPIER THAN JOURNALING. Plus, at the time of r...

Final Fantasy VII Ships and Wedding Dress Dumper from 2020-04-10T07:01

Final Fantasy VII is back, so you know what that means! The shippers are going to find the perfect ship for all the main characters - including all those characters you don't actually get to in the...

Quiet Ships and the Joey Betrayal from 2020-04-03T07:01

What do you do when your friends don't text you back? Nah nah nah: what do you do when you friend CALLS YOU OUT for not texting back on yer dang podcast? This drama plays out in real time and the u...

Home Ships and Quarantine Hotties from 2020-03-27T07:01

What do you do when your new crush wants to be quarantined with you? Welcome her in for untold months or shut the door without saying a word? Then it's on to Home Ships. You know home, right? It's ...

Island Ships and Bottom Half Dad from 2020-03-20T07:01

What do you do when your SO's kids try to bring her ex back from the dead? Then, everyone is trapped on their own homes, and there's a new Animal Crossing where you build a town on a deserted islan...

Friday the 13th Ships and Gremlins on a Plane from 2020-03-13T04:05

What happens when you find yourself in a scenario you've seen in three different versions of the Twilight Zone, an episode of The Simpsons, and maybe a Futurama? Then, it's Friday the 13th, so we c...

Van Ships and MLM BDSM from 2020-03-06T08:01

It's another twofer! Kelly and Colin talk about loving the puppet but not the hand, vampiric sexual tension, and bad wigs that make sex good.

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Leap Ships and Invisible Exes from 2020-02-28T05:01

Okay, so can your SO's ex be both invisible AND not-evil? Seems like invisibility and evil go hand-in-hand, right? Then Ryan and Patrick leap into a longer-than-usual year with their favorite Leap ...

Love is Blind Ships and Desk Chair Smackdown from 2020-02-21T08:01

Ryan and Kelly talk Love is Blind, out on Netflix now. There's so much to cover! Villainous love rhombuses, white scientists from Maine, and obviously, Nick Lachey.

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Prey Ships / Homonym Ships and Matrix Kisses from 2020-02-07T05:01

What do you do when your S.O. has to kiss someone else as part of a secret mission? (You have a protracted conversation about The Matrix Reloaded, of course.) Then, Patrick and Colin had a little b...

Rhythm Ships and Break Up Cruise Ships from 2020-01-31T08:01

What do you do when you're trapped on a space cruise with your SO for 3 years? You become the Phantom of the Opera and make up a bunch of cool sci-fi stuff happen. Then, Kelly and Patrick use the r...

Witch Ships and The Circle from 2020-01-24T08:01

Kelly and Ryan and Colin are sooooo happy that everyone independently decided to watch The Circle on Netflix. Meanwhile, Patrick hasn't watched The Circle on Netflix (how would someone even accompl...

Bad Ships and Nun Trickery from 2020-01-17T08:01

Would you do the bidding of a rogue nun in order to figure out if your SO fucked some hot count overseas? Then, there's a new Bad Boys movie so the Shippers come up with multiple Good Ideas for Bad...

Star Wars Ships Debrief and Witcher Dreams from 2020-01-10T08:01

Okay, what if I describe the sexiest person imaginable... Do you have it? Are you picturing it? Are you picturing SANTA CLAUS? No! You're picturing the Witcher (second place would be the mustache-s...

Dragon Ships Revisited from 2019-12-27T08:01:58

Hello Shippers! We couldn't get together this week to record an episode so please enjoy this classic from the vault. Dragon Ships! We'll be back with a new ep next week, but until then, keep shippi...

Star Wars Unshippables and Colin Gets Clowned from 2019-12-20T08:01

Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars ...

Rock Ships and So He Says He's a Knight from 2019-12-13T08:01

Look, the Shippers are just never going to trust time travelers, even when they claim to be knights. Then, there's a new Jumanji movie, which features Dwayne Johnson, therefore the topic of the day...

Flying Ships and Psycho-Sexual Flip (Phones) from 2019-12-06T17:57:28

...in which the conversation inevitably turns to which phone would be the most effective vibrator. Then, there's a movie out today with Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne where she's an expert ballo...

Murder Mystery Ships and Nanny Surprise from 2019-11-29T08:01

What do you do if you find yourself in a "Servant" scenario, and the baby you're taking care of turns out to be a doll? You GET PAID, right? Maybe you're too embarrassed to GET PAID!?!? Then, it's ...

Frozen 2: Disney Ships Part 3 and FMK Under the Sea Edition from 2019-11-22T08:01

Frozen 2 is in theatres and Disney+ is in our homes, which can only mean one thing: it's time for Disney Ships III. Get ready for all-new ships from across the Disney cannon... and at least one re-...

Bounty Hunter Ships and True Lies Guys from 2019-11-15T08:01

What do you do when this hot new stranger, who's also an incredible dancer, flees the fancy party and sets off a bunch of explosives? Sexy spy games abound! Then, we've got a healthy double-dose of...

Bad Song, Good Ships and Maid Switch from 2019-11-08T17:43:54

What do you do when you realize your maid is hyper-literal, but also a super talented baker? That might not be a relationship question or super relatable, but the Shippers answer it anyway! Plus, "...

Roboships and Genie Dates from 2019-11-01T19:56:55

...and for your third wish, you set the genie free, right? What if it seems like that genie is going to ask you out on a date? AWKWARD. Then it's on to a Colin-less discussion of Robo-Ships. Termin...

Ship or Treat and Fiery Lover from 2019-10-25T19:59:54

What do you do when, just as you're confessing something real, your partner accidentally (?) confesses to something much more dangerous? But like... with a funny twist. Then, the Shippers get ready...

Imaginary Friend Ships and Employment Surprise from 2019-10-18T07:01

What do you do when the person you fell in love with (...and let move in with you even though he doesn't APPEAR to be employed...) turns out to be a gigolo your friends paid to go out with you? THA...

Morticia and Gomez Ur-Ship and Couples Costumes Red Flags from 2019-10-11T07:01

Couples costumes can be fun, but what do you do when he always wants you to be the murder victim? Like every time? Then, the Shippers often talk about other relationships but are there any out ther...

Comedian Ships and Failed Ghosts from 2019-10-04T07:01

Kicking off a month of spooky hot takes, the Shippers answer the question: what do you do when your S.O.'s crafting skills are so poor they ruin all of your sheets (and maybe your towels too)? Then...

Snowy Ships and 90s Wayback TV from 2019-09-27T07:01

Ryan begins the episode by coming up with the greatest invention in the history of mankind... and Patrick refuses to move on with the literally dozens of elegant, easy transitions. Then the Shipper...

I'm Gettin Too Old For This Ships and Tall Girl Lies from 2019-09-20T07:01

Okay, so one episode of Saved by the Bell says that boys approach tall girls while they're sitting, ask them out without ever seeing them stand, discover they are tall upon standing, and then freak...

Unlucky Ships and Trailer Cry Boys from 2019-09-13T07:01

Awwww, shoot - are the shippers ssssooooorta interested in the Joker trailer? I mean, it's certainly making Colin cry... but then again, so are all movie trailers. Waitaminute though - today is Fri...

King Ships and Surprise Human Hunts from 2019-09-06T07:01

A 1 in 52 chance that you're going to have to be hunted by your future in-laws... that ain't so bad, right? Then it time for IT part 2, which means the Shippers are taking the long walk to "King Sh...

Back to School Ships and Poisoned Plate Flips from 2019-08-30T07:01

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EPISODE 100: Ships vs. Wild from 2019-08-23T07:01

To celebrate 100 episodes of Same Day Shipping, the Shippers take another crack at playing an interactive Netflix show together. This time, it's YOU vs. Wild. And you may ask yourself: what could t...

Runaway Ships and Salmon Cannon from 2019-08-16T07:01

Would you travel by tube if you could? WHAT IF YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE FISH? Look: it's a goofy one. Then, in honor of "Hey, Brenadette, Why Aren't You the Place We Expect You To Be? Shouldn't You Be...

Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark and Robot Cousin from 2019-08-09T07:01

When is it ever appropriate to offer "a reason these two should not be wed?" Like, never... right? Even in the case of A.I doppelgangers? Then, it's on to Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark. It's the ...

Introducing C'mon Now Sugah from 2019-08-06T07:00:47

This week the shippers are treating you to a special bonus episode!

Enjoy this sneak peek into C’MON NOW SUGAH! The Veronica Mars Podcast hosted by Ryan Mogge and Colin J. Morris. Join...

Spinoff Ships and Space Herpes Lips from 2019-08-02T07:01

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60s Ships and Outfits From SNL Skits from 2019-07-26T07:01

What do you do when your SO insists on recreating SNL characters? And then Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is out and your shippers aren't sure if they're allowed / supposed to be excited about it. M...

Kitty Ships and Rat Lady from 2019-07-19T07:01

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Gator Ships and Alien Surprise from 2019-07-12T07:01

What do you do when your S.O. decides you're not even worth breaking up because she's AN ALIEN AND IS GOING BACK TO HER HOME PLANET? Do you get in a fight or do you just try to sneak on her alien s...

Study Abroad Ships and This Country Bumpkin's the Pits from 2019-07-05T07:01

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Conjuring Ships and Chernobyl Don't Do Its from 2019-06-28T07:01

Look no one is saying that love did blossom in a nuclear reactor, but WHAT IF IT DID? Then, there's a new movie in the Conjuring Universe, so the Shippers are talking conjuring ships! The Brady Bun...

DIY Ships and Corny Bits from 2019-06-21T07:01

What do you do when your S.O.'s father butters his corn with some kind of bread glove? Rock on? Or wasteful!?!? Then, Forky from Toy Story 4 has the Shippers thinking about DIY ships! War Games! On...

E3 Ships and Falling Out of Silence from 2019-06-14T07:05

Another year, another E3 in the history books! The Dippers discuss their favorite ships from a week of trailers, new game announcements, and demos. Plus, the inevitable bagging on Gooigi.

Theme Park Ships and Celebrity Hits from 2019-06-07T16:14:38

What do you do when one-quarter of a double-date asks you to punch them? Get some free martial arts training from Neo! Then it's on to Theme Park Ships because OMG Galaxy's Edge is a thing and Mogg...

Friends to Lovers Ships and Petition Skips from 2019-05-31T07:01

Fan petitions: who needs 'em? Yikes! Maybe your date? Then, inspired by Always Be My Maybe, the Shippers discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Friends-Turning-Into-Lovers ships. Doug! Harry P...

Three Wishes Ships and A Magician's Choice from 2019-05-24T07:01

What happens when a date to the Magic Castle becomes... AN OPPORTUNITY?!?! Plus, the new Aladdin movie is out which means the Shippers each have three genie-style wishes. Which ships will they impr...

Revenge Ships and The Snapback from 2019-05-17T07:01

Sure, everyone comes back to life with that last snap, but um, time has moved on. Your family has moved on. WHAT DO YOU DO!? Plus, John Wick 3 has us thinking about Revenge Ships! Frozen! Game of T...

Cartoon and IRL Ships and Secret Bloody S.O. from 2019-05-10T19:30

Lots of people aren't murderers until they kill someone. What if someone you've been sleeping with is one of these new murderers by extremely invading someone else's privacy? Then, after the Dipper...

Ship of Thrones and Sonic Surprise from 2019-05-03T07:01

You know who we feel bad for, but also who we refuse to understand? Sonic the Hedgehog fans. What are longtime Sonic stans supposed to do when their new movie looks. like. that!?!? Then, come on, G...

Avengers Endgame: SPOILER FREE SHIPATHON from 2019-04-25T07:01

Before declaring the Final Four for the Ultimate MCU ship bracket, the Shippers introduce GONZO CHALLENGER SHIPS. Behold as the most statistically unlikely things happen to alter the balance of the...

One Crazy Night Ships and MCU Bracket FINAL FOUR from 2019-04-19T07:01

The Shippers whittle their MCU ship bracket down to a Final Four! And then it's time for One Crazy Night Ships in honor of the movie Someone Great coming to Netflix. Date Night! A Knight's Tale! Ga...

Hell Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 6 from 2019-04-12T07:01

The Shippers' Marvel Ship bracket rolls forward with some crazy theories and at least one demand for an apology. Then, there's a new Hellboy movie, which means the Shippers are going TO HELL. Good ...

Shazam Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 5 from 2019-04-05T07:01

Your shippers continue their way through the ultimate MCU relationship bracket, but this thing's getting so tough, they need to make up multiple alt ships and break a couple rules to get to the nex...

Dumbo Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 4 from 2019-03-29T07:01

To move forward with the Ultimate MCU Shipping bracket, your hosts have to start breaking rules. BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY ALL AGREE THAT THESE ARE GOOD RULES TO BREAK. Then, Dumbo is out this week, so...

Doppelganger Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 3 from 2019-03-22T07:01

More heartbreak and snap decisions as the Shippers make their way through the next phase of the MCU Ship Bracket, but that's what all brackets are, right? Then, the release of Us has the hosts a) f...

Sleuth Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 2 from 2019-03-15T07:01

The Dippers work on their MCU bracket before launching into the Nancy Drewiest topic possible: Sleuth Ships! How does incest make its way into this one? DOES INCEST MAKE ITS WAY INTO THIS ONE?!?!?!...

Marvel Cinematic Universe Madness Bracket Part 1 from 2019-03-08T08:01

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Dragon Ships and Hulu Hardships from 2019-03-01T08:01

Colin has been using Patrick's Hulu log-in, so why is he seeing totally different ads? Bail-bondsmen!? Colin, what have you been searching! But then it's on to Dragon Ships, whether or not the ship...

Rom Com Bracket Redo Part 2 from 2019-02-22T08:01

Your Shippers have done the impossible: they fixed the EW Rom Com Bracket for the 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s. And. Then. They. Run. It. This is that running. Which Rom Com will be dubbed the Ultimate? A...

Rom Com Bracket Redo Part 1 from 2019-02-14T08:01

Happy Valentine's Day Shippers! To celebrate, let's take Entertainment Weekly's TRAVESTY of a Rom Com Bracket and re-do it from the ground up. In this first part of an epic two-part saga, your host...

Ships in a Bottle and Festival Hardships from 2019-02-08T08:01

Look, is there an elegant way to turn the Fyre Fest documentaries into a topic for discussion on a Shipping show? No, not really. Does that stop the Shippers? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT DOES NOT. Then i...

Quitting Ships and From Hair to Worse from 2019-02-01T08:01

What do you do when your new S.O. keeps changing hairstyles? GRILL THEM ABOUT IT UNTIL THEY FREAK OUT AND SHAVE IT OFF?!?! Plus, Patrick's quitting his day job, so the Shippers are talkin' Quittin'...

Trippy Ships and Your Ex But More of a Drip from 2019-01-25T08:01

After debating both Dad-Bod-Spider-Man and what constitutes a spoiler, the Shippers turn their exaggerated fisheye lens to Trippy Ships. Futurama! Beavis and Butthead! Valley Girl! Out of Sight! Listen

Ski Ships and the Funky One from 2019-01-18T08:01

What happens when your friend can only use the word "funky" to describe her new boyfriend? Worse: what happens when it turns out that HE JUST IS FUNKY? (Hint: never apologize, never show weakness.)...

Bandersnatch Shipalong from 2019-01-11T08:01

Okay, so, HEAVY SPOILERS for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. The Shippers break format to record a commentary/play-a-long track for Netflix's choose-your-own-adventure experiment. Behold! Your favorite...

Resolution Ships and Shoe Skips from 2019-01-04T08:01

Happy New Year everyone! In the spirit of not being counter-culture, we're announcing our Resolution Ships in January. This is all about people bettering themselves... whatever that means. Happy De...

2018 Ships and Book Rips from 2018-12-28T08:01

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Bee Ships and Christmas Flips from 2018-12-21T08:01

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Multiverse Ships and Hang Glider Slips from 2018-12-14T08:01

Your best friend has an irresponsible Adventures Sports guy for an SO - let's answer all possible questions that could pertain to that! Plus, in the spirit of answering all possible questions, the ...

Smash Ships and Jeopardy Secrets from 2018-12-07T08:01

What if your S.O. just doesn't want you to see their embarrassing performance on Jeopardy? Like, are you supposed to avoid watching Jeopardy? THAT SHIT'S ON NETFLIX! Plus, it's Dec. 7, which means ...

Thanksgiving Potluck Ships and Cheers Wedding Snubs from 2018-11-23T08:05

The Dips test the limits of a bride’s powers at her own wedding before turning to Thanksgiving. This year, the Shippers are each bringing a different dish to make up one big potluck dinner! Potatoe...

Fallout Ships and Clarissa Explains It All Except For The Guy With The Ladder Leading Up To Her Bedroom Window from 2018-11-16T08:05

Look, if you have the opportunity to date Clarissa Darling, you have to accept the fact that you exist in her magical world. Plus, Fallout 76 has the Shippers considering considering self-insert sh...

Grump Ships and Dear Evan Hansen from 2018-11-09T08:05

Cat- and microphone-problems notwithstanding, the Shippers try to excuse the behavior of a manipulative teenage boyfriend-to-be waiting in the wings. Evan Hansen, you know what you did. Plus, Patri...

Queen Ships and MTV Vampires from 2018-11-02T07:05

What do you do when you agree to go out with a vampire who turns out to be — wait for it — an actual vampire? You know, like in Queen of the Damned. HEY SPEAKING OF: that Queen movie (Bohemian Rhap...

Red Dead Redemption and Celebrity Obsessions from 2018-10-26T07:05

With apologies to Megan Fox and Andrew Barrymore, the Shippers try to figure out what to do with an SO’s celebrity obsession. Plus, the biggest game of the year is out today, so your hosts have the...

Ghosts and Jamie Lee Curtis Ships from 2018-10-19T07:05

No, f’real: what do you do when your SO just becomes a ghost somehow? Y’know, like a necromancer is involved or some shit like that. Plus! There’s a new Halloween movie so it’s time for Jamie Lee C...

Venom and Hot Ships from 2018-10-12T07:05

Can you ever date an Eddie Brock? Or will you always end up being the other woman to his Symbiote?!?! Plus, the hottest, sweatiest ships around. Roswell! Hot Shots! Jesus! A Year Without A Santa Cl...

Wedding Ships and Dear Prudence from 2018-10-05T07:05

It’s a very special wedding episode of Same Day Shipping! We’ve got something old (Patrick), something new (a frog with mustache), something borrowed (the premise of the hot take, from Dear Prudenc...

Bowsette and Ship of Fools from 2018-09-28T07:05

Can you find love in the arms of your enemy? Maybe once a magical crown transforms them into a mega babe. Then we gather the dumbest characters we can to come up with Ships of Fools! Unbreakable Ki...

Batman's Dick and Shapeshifter Ships from 2018-09-21T07:05

After almost a century of wondering, we finally got to see Batman’s dick. Is the world a different place because of it? Or is the world different because that Captain Marvel trailer kicks so much a...

Killer Ships from 2018-09-14T07:05

Can you ever, responsibly, fall in love with a homeless (houseless) lifeguard? Plus, Predator is in theaters which has us thinking about KILLERS. Who are the Shippers’ favorite Killer Ships? The Am...

Spider Ships from 2018-09-07T07:05

What do you do if a new date takes your french fries? Is it a bit? No one can tell. Plus: Spider-Man is out on PS4 so we’re talking Spider-Ships! Have we done this topic before? Yyyyyyyymaybe? We n...

Keanu Ships and Crazy Rich Asians from 2018-08-31T07:05

Ryan’s having a Summer of Keanu and Destination Wedding is out today, so it’s as good a time as any to discuss our fav Keanu ships. The Lake House! Bill and Ted! Speed! Plus Crazy Rich Asians leave...

Puppet Ships and The Meg from 2018-08-24T07:05

Ships from The Meg quickly turns into an overall critique of the movie, a condemnation of Colin’s funnboy persona, and back rub train. Then the Happy Time Murders have us thinking Puppet Ships. DIG...

Breakfast Ships and WoW from 2018-08-17T07:05

The Shippers try their best to take a husband’s letter from the front lines of the Battle of Azeroth seriously, but like, honestly, who calls it a “computer room”? Then it’s on to Breakfast Ships. ...

Impossible Ships from 2018-08-10T07:05

Would you be able to forgive your SO for a lifetime of writing songs about their ex? Like, the songs all indicate that they are not over it - can you ever move past it? Plus, a cool new Mission Imp...

The Podcast is Dark Tonight from 2018-08-03T07:05

Normally, the shippers answer your questions! But tonight, things got a little hectic, so they pose the questions to you. Listeners! Have answers to Colin, Kelly, Patrick, or Ryan's hot takes? Twee...

Colin Hates the Beach from 2018-07-27T07:05

The summer of sequels continues! In an attempt to un-Scrooge Colin the Shippers talk beach ships, San Diego Comic Con, and what happens in a romance if your S.O. forces you to watch Suicide Squad e...

Disney Ships Volume 2 from 2018-07-20T07:05

The summer of sequels continues with a return to one of the Shippers’ favorite topics: Disney movies! Newsies! Fox and the Hound! Cinderella! The Lion King! Plus we’ve all seen part of Mama Mia 2 (...

Pop Song Ships 2 from 2018-07-13T07:05

This week Patrick, Colin and Mogge are talking pop song ships, bad vacays with your BFF and whether it’s okay to ship Sims of your friends. Also, the gang chooses which Tiny Toon to date. The ep en...

Tiny Ships from 2018-07-06T07:05

If you made a wish for a cute boy to love you and, as a consequence, you become famous, that’s just cool, right? Like, that’s a zero-conflict proposition. (Poor Gordo.) Then, Ant-Man and Wasp have ...

Cop Ships from 2018-06-29T07:05

What’s a girl to do when her date wears a Captain America shirt every time they go out? You ask about it, but put a little stank on it, right? Then the Shippers move on to the topic of Cop Ships. M...

Jurassic Ships from 2018-06-22T07:05

Do we need a fifth entry in the Jurassic franchise? Yes, if only so our shippers can devote an episode to finding ultimate ships for all the characters. Plus, Ryan and Patrick are pretty good actor...

Weekend at Bernie's and E3 from 2018-06-15T07:05

Sometimes you fall in love with a corpse! What’s a body to do? Accept your life as a necrophiliac or leave town and never speak of this again. Then, we talk Ships from E3 2018! Walking Dead x The L...

Beach Party and Lady Ships from 2018-06-08T07:05

Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12, Ocean’s 13, Ocean’s... 8? It’s time for a soft reboot (which Colin is totally okay with, btw), but this time with all ladies! So we’ve got Lady Ships on the brain. Plus a fr...

Read Ships and Homicidal Love from 2018-06-01T07:05

Look, we all like bookworms, so sometimes we gotta ship some bookish ships. In celebration of Book Club (the movie about horny older women discovering 50 Shades - IT LOOKS SO GOOD), we come up with...

Solo Ships and Fateful Consequences from 2018-05-25T07:05

What do you do when an ex comes crawling back? Especially when you're pretty sure they're on their same bullshit, just gussied up like it's something new? And who's excited for Solo!? If it's got s...

Quip Ships and Romance Novels About You from 2018-05-18T07:05

There’s a new Deadpool movie in theatres, which means the Dips are shipping quippy couples! Gilmore Girls! The Avengers! Sports Night! His Girl Friday!

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Mythships and #TheTrunksAreBack from 2018-04-20T07:05

From American Legends to Xena Warrior Princess, your hosts have mythological ships on their minds. Plus, the Shippers answer the question: When are novelty underpants ever acceptable in a sexual si...

New Kids and A Match Made in Space from 2018-04-13T07:05

Hollywood Hot Shot Colin J. Morris couldn’t make it to today’s show, so instead, he calls in with a not-actually-a-question about Back to the Future. Then the Shippers turn to ships featuring the n...

Parent Ships and Future Selves from 2018-04-06T07:05

If we can’t call Zack and Miri Make A Porno, “Make A Porno”, then we can’t call Blockers “Cock Blockers”. Either way, we just gotta talk about parent ships in stories that aren’t necessarily about ...

Dog Ships and Away Teams from 2018-03-30T07:05

Daphne and Velma separates a pair from the main team and THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Something we can ship?! What other team could stand to have two member siphoned off to explore their feelings? T...

Giants, Jerks, and Giant Jerks from 2018-03-23T07:05

Pacific Rim 2 is out TODAY, so your Shippers have got some big, big, big-big-big (like, skyscraper-sized) ships to discuss. And because they’re all huge dorks, that means Rubeus Hagrid is making tw...

X Marks the Ship from 2018-03-16T07:05

What do you do when the charming rakish gentleman you’ve been chatting with ends up being a student of Super Seducer? You buckle in for another two hours of conversation and an clumsy transition in...

A Wrinkle in Time, YA Ships and Colin’s Coupon Query from 2018-03-09T08:05

A Wrinkle in Time looks like it’s gonna be crazy, and it’s got the Shippers thinking about their favorite ships from Young Adult fiction. From Animorphs to Lemony Snicket to Lord of the Rings to Th...

Infidelity and Infinity War from 2018-03-02T08:05

After Avengers Infinity War’s new release date throws your Shippers for a loop, they set their sights on Infidelity Ships. Turns out, The Office is full of homewrecking relationships and the whole ...

Pop Song Ships and Cloverfield Paradox from 2018-02-23T08:05

There’s no parallel-universe-problem that can’t be solved with murder, right? If they can’t solve the Cloverfield Paradox by killing, the Shippers can at least pick their favorite ships out of pop ...

"I'm Dating a Troll!" and Ships at First Sight from 2018-02-16T08:05

Your shippers are experts in many things, but what happens when they blindly pick ships from IP they’re completely unfamiliar with? A brand new relationship between captain and first mate? Con m...

A F*cking Bet & Olympic Ships from 2018-02-09T08:05

Special guest, Jen Kleinrock, joins the shippers to help decide: what do you do if your prom date only asked you out to settle a bet? Is it unforgivable, even if you are elected prom queen? With th...

Ghost Ships and A Walk To Remember from 2018-02-02T08:05

It’s been about 16 years since the release of A Walk to Remember, what better way to pay our respects than to make fun of the wishes of a dying girl? Then, the Shippers talk ghost ships, and despit...

Doctor Ships and Cool Runnings from 2018-01-26T08:05

Look, everyone’s parents would be happy if we just settled down with four nice doctors, but we got the next best thing: a show about Doctor Ships! Plus, a question about kissing booths becomes kind...

Batman #39 and Fighter Ships from 2018-01-19T09:45:01

You gotta admit: there’s something hot about two people, fighting side by side and respecting each other - HOT. What are our favorite fighter ships?Batman! Boxers! Elves! Dwarves! Space Pirates! Pu...

iZombie and Trilogy Ships from 2018-01-12T08:00

Can you forgive a murderer? TWIST: what if said murder has amnesia? Does that even matter? Then, we pull ships from our favorite trilogies! We’re talking bromances, personal growth, and a missing t...

Fifty Shades and Missile Ships from 2018-01-05T09:09:02

The shippers may not know the difference between word play and a pun, but they do know this: don’t buy your SO a surprise house. It ain’t sexy - not even in a dom-Colin kind of way. Then it’s on to...

2017 Ships from 2017-12-29T08:00

What a year it’s been in TV shows and movies and video games and comics and all the other things we love! Most of our favorite ships of the year have actually all been around for 80 years, but like...

Learning to Love Christmas from 2017-12-22T15:20:15

Colin’s Christmas spirit was dead: to begin with. There was no doubt whatever about that. The register of its burial was signed by Ryan Mogge, Patrick Ehlers and Kelly Nugent. Colin J. Morris si...

Star Wars Episode VIII Ships from 2017-12-15T16:09:18

The Last Jedi is in theatres today, and there’s more throbbing, raw sexuality in this cast than in all previous Star Wars movies COMBINED. The Shippers are so turned on by a potential Rey / Kylo Re...

Cross-Species Ships from 2017-12-08T08:30

The Shape of Water has the Shippers lusting after some foine fish-man booty, so it’s time to discuss Cross-Species Ships! Turns out: once they can establish consent, your hosts are basically down f...

Writer Ships from 2017-12-01T18:13:20

With special guest Omar Najam, the gang tries to recover from NaNoWriMo by exploring their favorite writer ships. Plus, and in-depth exploration of what you’d really do if you really caught Mommy k...

Thanksgiving Ships! from 2017-11-22T09:00

After a spirited game of Marry / Fuck / Kill (Torture?) with the daddies from Daddy’s Home 2, the Shippers move on to their favorite Thanksgiving ships. They combine the plots of Home for the Holid...

Justice League Ships from 2017-11-17T08:30

There are five whole heroes on the Justice League - can we expect sparks to fly between any of them? Probably not, but at least we can find some comfort in the queer relationships in the DC Univers...

Bummer Ships from 2017-11-10T08:00

When date night comes down to a randomly-blooping time traveler and a woman who’s idea of fun is eating six plates of pasta, you know we’re talking BUMMER ships. Why do these relationships make us ...

NemeSHIPS from 2017-11-03T07:00

Can relationships blossom between across Hogwarts House lines? They can when the Shippers are talking Nemesis Ships (or “Nemeships, for short). It always starts as hate-fucking, but can it ever tur...

Slasher Ships from 2017-10-27T08:39:26

With special guest Jen Kleinrock, the gang breaks down the pros and cons of wearing a costume alone in your apartment on Halloween. The consensus is “do you.” Later, a startling discovery is made: ...

Disney Ships, Vol. 1 from 2017-10-20T07:00

What would you do if your S.O. offered to b your phony alibi? What if it’s for murder? What if you m a y b e committed the murder? Later, the shippers get into sunnier topics: Disney ships! Sexy Ja...

Time Loops and Love Triangles from 2017-10-13T07:00

Being stuck in a time loop would be rough, but would it be rougher to be the looper’s love interest? Or is it fine because you just experience the one awesome day? Then the return of Riverdale has ...

Sidekick Ships and Sports from 2017-10-06T07:00

It’s a sports-focused episode of SDS! Look, every corner of fandom is nerdy, it’s time to stop pretending that sports are a different kingdom of dorkery. Then the shippers get into our favorite sid...

Star Trek Discovery from 2017-09-29T07:00

The shippers set out to find ships in Star Trek Discovery but end up speaking fake Klingon as loud as they can. Hey did anyone even like this thing? BESIDES COLIN!? Plus, a Hot Take that questions ...

UC Crossover Ships from 2017-09-22T05:01:05

The Babadook and Pennywise have found everlasting happiness in their realities-spanning relationship, so why can’t some significantly less evil characters tap that same sweet happiness? The shipper...