The Christmas Kid - a podcast by Nathan Puls

One time there was a kid and he opened all of his presents early. Then an eagle flew in through the kitchen window and snatched up his wig. The kid cried because his wig was his favorite possession. But then he got over it and played with all his Christmas toys. Some say the eagle came because the kid disobeyed various statutes of the age old Christmas legislation. However, environmentalists would say that it’s due to the overpopulation of native Alaskan eagles that have populated northern Omaha in recent times. Conclusive evidence is still yet to be given. But to be safe I think you shouldn’t open your Christmas gifts early. Also eat your vegetables so that your hair doesn’t fall out forcing you to wear a wig which you eventually develop unhealthy emotional attachments to. Just sayin.

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