Podcasts by Says Who?

PLANNERMANIA! from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.660496

Content Warning: short section explaining the domestic abuse allegations against Hershel Walker, mention of animal cruelty charges against Dr. Oz. Basically just the headlines on these but wante...

ELONGATE from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.641138

This week, Dan and Maureen go back to where it started, to where they met: on Twitter. Dan was just a bearded child pretending to be a mayor. Maureen was a simply author trying to catch the atte...

ELECTION FEVAHHHHHHH from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.637753

What the hell happened last night? What is going to happen now? DAN AND MAUREEN HAVE ANSWERS!

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2 Watch 2 Furious from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.580326

Greetings, from the first week of December, the official start of the end of 2022! It’s the holiday season, and Dan and Maureen are feeling festive. Dan is living his best life in his new unifor...

UNCANNY VALLEY from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.571996

It's that period of time between things: holidays, years, the old congress and the new. Surely things have been chill for old Maureen and Dan, right? Right? 

Also, Maureen has a new friend...

WE CAN WORK WITH THIS from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.561048

Guess who’s got a voice again? It’s your old friend Maureen. She speaks! She lives! Everything’s back to normal! Everything’s fixed! COVID is over! At least, that is what Dan read in the news. C...

INVISIBLE HARNESS from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.558629

It’s State of the Union time! How did you celebrate, Says Whovia? Did you have a traditional State of the Union dinner? Maureen didn’t watch it! Dan sort of forgot but then remembered! And good ...

MCFEAST from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.550414

Fuck it, we’re going to McDonald’s.

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SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.547660

CW: The attack on trans rights is discussed toward the end of this episode, starting at about 46 minutes.

It’s Says Who day, and Maureen is fresh off a plane from Texas. Or a plan to Texas...

SEE YOU TOMORROW: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.499415

We entered a See You Tomorrow situation fully expecting to see you tomorrow, but then two weeks passed, Maureen floated in the water then had a near-death experience, while Dan just kept stackin...

HARRY POTTER AND THE GO F**K YOURSELF STONE from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.488738

Once again, Maureen is in Pennsylvania, surrounded by eagles, beavers, turtles, and floating sheds. Dan is in Chicago, marveling at the new adult human he has produced. And that’s it!

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ROLLING THUNDER from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.475807

Greetings SaysWhovia! By the time you read this, Dan is already halfway up Big Thunder Mountain and Maureen is packing for beautiful checks notes Syracuse. Yes, it's summertime in SaysWho...

MAYHEM GRAVY from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.464236

This week, the Supreme Court did some stuff. It wasn’t great! But remember; this system is FLAWLESS! Also, Elon Musk did some stuff! But remember: rich people are always smart? Dan and Maureen p...

EAT THE CANDLE, KID from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.451949

Cheerio! Maureen is in England, where everything is cool and rainy. There is cream and tea and cake and ice cream and teeth—all the classics. Meanwhile, Dan is somewhere in a heat swamp next to ...

YOU'LL BE A DENTIST from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.436232

Imagine you start an episode and you discuss the events of the week and then someone gets a toothache and it gets worse and worse and you end up cutting things short.

Just imagine.

...

BIG MAC CITY from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.393244

October has arrived, and the very first trick or treat bags have appeared on the streets of NYC! Trump is on trial, and he is ordering a lot of McDonalds. Lots and lots of McDonalds. He has a lo...

DE-PENCE from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.382746

Oh, hello, SaysWhovian! What a nice costume you have! Dan and Maureen have treats for you! Here’s a Snickers, a Kit Kat, a Reece’s Cup… and also, the news! Which, as you may have noticed, IS SCA...

THE EYE OF THE PORN from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.379650

Today, Dan and Maureen celebrate their favorite holiday: Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day! Yes, it’s been three years since the best day ever.

In the present, Maureen is focus...

DREAM BIGGEST from 2023-12-12T17:43:59.370337

Maureen is trying to take a bath. Maureen is trying to do a lot of things. She is having some trouble, but is not giving up. Dan has advice. Maybe she should take it easy?

But that’s not t...

THE FRANCHISE from 2023-11-29T06:05

Hello, SayWhovia! Did you make it through Thanksgiving? Dan and Maureen did! Mostly! Dan has only part of a car, though. And Maureen is still in Philadelphia. She went to the craft store. She ha...

BIRTHDAYS AND DEADLINES from 2023-11-15T06:05

It's someone's birthday! And someone else is on deadline! And there are nightmares happening in the world. So you know it's a real normal one over in SaysWhovia.

Says Who is...

NUT PUNCHIN SEASON from 2023-10-25T05:05

As always, dear listener, news happened after Maureen and Dan finished recording. These two sweet innocent children believed that Tom Emmer would at least make it to a floor vote before dropping...

PODCRAFTING from 2023-10-18T05:05

Today, Dan and Maureen battle a series of seemingly endless recording failures, while everyone’s worst gym teacher, Jim Jordan, tries to become head of Slytherin. 

And because this is a we...

RUDY TUESDAY from 2023-10-11T05:05

No, YOU’RE drunk, SaysWhovia.

*hic*

*falls in trash*

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FUN LADY from 2023-09-27T05:05

Maureen has been out in the rain. She is damp and bedraggled. Dan is here to cheer her up with news! 

The WGA strike appears to be over! Collection action works! So we’ve got that going fo...

SAYS BOOBERT from 2023-09-20T05:05

After the tribulations of last week, Maureen and Dan are back and in better form. They have nice shirts on. They’re awake. Everything’s going great! Except that there’s COVID in the house of mj....

SAVE DAN SINKER from 2023-09-13T05:05

Dan hasn’t slept in four days. Maureen just had a root canal three hours ago and is still groggy from drugs. Things start a bit loosey-goosey, but take a strong turn when Maureen tells Dan about...

GET ON THE BUS from 2023-08-30T05:05

Everyone's back home! Summer is coming to a close and school is back in session. But mostly... get ready for a bonkers fall which will be nothing compared to the spring. Come March, right now is...

SOMEONE GET CLINT from 2023-08-23T05:05

Greetings from the road, SaysWhovia! 

Well, Maureen isn’t exactly on the road. She’s in Philadelphia, though occasionally sounds like she's underwater (we don't know why and apologize). Bu...

REACH FOR THE ORANGE from 2023-08-16T05:18:56

Dan is off dropping the teen off at college and stopped crying long enough to record. And that's good because there has been NEWS and Maureen wants to talk about it while Dan just wants to pick ...

SUMMER MELTDOWN from 2023-07-19T05:05

It's summertime and the living is... well, the living is not that easy. It's hot for one, and there's a lot going on. A lot. So much. Too much.

Plus, it's summertime and that means summer ...

SLIP N SLIDE from 2023-07-12T05:05

This week, Maureen is too hot and too wet. New York is not easy in the summer. Dan has ideas to help, but Maureen is not interested. She’s also not the only person who is too hot and too wet. It...

DING! from 2023-06-28T05:05

Today, Dan and Maureen talk about the Russian coup—or, no they don’t. No one knows what that was about! So they get down to the new Trump tapes. But mostly this is about Maureen’s speed dating s...

SALMON HAT from 2023-06-21T05:05

First, Maureen wants to talk about the terrible and entirely predictable story of the missing submarine. Maureen has been thinking a lot about things that go in the water as she has spent the we...

TRON CLUB from 2023-06-15T05:05

Maureen insisted that Dan get off the airplane and record because a few things have happened since he left for Disney World.

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MARGINALLY EMPLOYED from 2023-05-31T05:05

This week, Maureen gets to the bottom of her notebook crisis. Dan has an emotional breakthrough at a barbecue. And Ron DeSantis enters the ring in the most SaysWhovian way possible.

G...

CRYSTAL CHINOS from 2023-05-24T13:26:49

Welcome to this week’s Says Who, where… oh, Maureen’s already off the rails. She needs to tell you all about her gynecologist’s TV career and all of his bees. 

Dan tries to steer the car b...

SOMEBODY GET GARY from 2023-05-17T05:05

Well, SaysWhovia, we begin this week with tales of Rudy Giuliani—terrible tales that Dan and Maureen go over in not great detail, because the details are not great. (For those worried about the ...

TOO MUCH NEWS from 2023-05-10T05:05

In a SaysWho first, Dan and Maureen break into their own podcast with... another podcast. 

Literally the moment after they finished recording today's episode which was about the E Jean Car...

HAPPY FEET from 2023-04-26T18:20:29

Maureen’s fresh off a plane from Los Angeles, full of tacos and weird vibes. Dan is in his workshop, full of ideas and news. So many things to talk about. There’s the Fox lawsuit settlement. The...

DAN NEEDS A NAP from 2023-04-19T05:05

Does anyone have a pillow or blanket? Dan’s here, at least in body. He has just arrived back from LA and he has not slept. Maureen is worried.

Against medical advice, Dan proceeds to ...

MOUSETRAP from 2023-04-12T05:05

It’s finally time, SaysWhovia. Dan and Maureen are going on their long-planned trip to DisneyWorld! 

Sort of! Dan has a story to tell everyone at any rate—a long and wonderful tale of a ma...

Bonus: Honey, Remember That Yummy Stacked Food We Had At That Nice Restaurant? from 2023-03-29T05:05

Sayswhovians! Everyone needs a break sometimes, and today Maureen's taking one. She's off somewhere warm and tropical and that's GREAT we LIKE that for Maureen. YAY Maureen.

Anyway, instea...

SEE YOU TOMORROW: THE WAITING from 2023-03-22T05:05

Someone didn't get indicted today. BUT MAYBE HE WILL TOMORROW.

Maureen and Dan will be there when he is so...

See you tomorrow!

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WHISKEY AND A PILLOW from 2023-03-15T05:05

This week, Dan and Maureen are back to the classics: a 1920s style bank run, a covidversary, Michael Cohen, Trump on the campaign trail, and a full season of debates coming up. 

This is wh...

MALARKY TRAIN from 2023-02-22T06:05

As February draws to a close, Dan and Maureen keeps falling over. Maureen is getting out of Dodge. Dan is slightly falling to pieces. Maureen has a plan! Dan has less of a plan, but is excited t...

RIDE THE OCTAGON from 2023-02-15T06:05

It’s Maureen’s birthday! Almost! Dan has gotten her her favorite gift: news. But what news? News of George Santos and his Technobabble Dreamcoat, news of flying things, marvelous, wonderful thin...

CHICKEN SOUP FOR NEWS from 2023-01-25T21:31:03

SaysWhovia! Maureen's stint as the Ghoul of Pismo Beach, suffering through covid beachside, is over. She is home! Everything is fi... What's that? Oh, she got a rebound case of covid. 

Let...

LIVE FROM ISOLATION from 2023-01-19T00:26:34

Maureen's got COVID and also a psychotic neighbor and also is isolating at the ocean, so like not EVERYTHING is terrible, right? Right? 

Everything happens so much.

Says Who ...

INSIDE THE MINION ROOM from 2023-01-11T06:05

Things are going sideways, SaysWhovia. Not only is Maureen now in constant motion, home and then not and then home and then not, but also people are storming the capitol... in Brazil! While in o...

HO HO OH NO from 2022-12-21T06:05

It's the most wonderful time of the ye.... oh dear. Sayswhovians, yes, it's a holiday episode and yes, it's that most magical time of the year, when one calendar ends and a new one begins, but a...

THE LONGEST TWEET from 2022-12-14T06:05

Dan and Maureen are all atitter in the holiday rush! So much so that Dan has written no notes. He is living his best life now, in his coveralls, making things in his basement. His life is fresh ...

CBD from 2022-11-30T06:05

You know how you just find jars of stuff in places and drink the contents? Anyway, today’s Says Who is brought to you by that. Stuff! It’s what’s in places!

Says Who ...

GRAVY TRAIN from 2022-11-23T06:05

The SaysWhovia Thanksgiving table is set and there is plenty for all. Do you like gravy? We have gravy. 

Dan wants to concentrate on the food and community, but Maureen insists that some t...

THE NO CODE from 2022-11-16T18:55:36

Trump’s back! The House is in play! Twitter is falling apart!

So let’s talk about Dan’s balls.

Grab your ice pack, SayWhovia. This one is going to sting.

Says Who is ma...

BONUSODE: A special Town Watch about Twitter from 2022-11-13T15:30

Surprise!!

It's Sunday, and that USUALLY means that you'd be listening to Maureen and Dan over on the Patreon as part of the Town Watch bonus,...

UK U OK? from 2022-10-26T05:05

Friends, Dan is having a tough week. There is far too much going on. And the recording keeps shutting down and restarting…like the UK government! We’re back in!

Yes, SaysWhovia, it’s ...

DEEP COKE from 2022-10-19T05:05

It’s a glorious October day. The sun is shining. The golden leaves are falling. Dan is pulling his beard out, while Maureen is decompensating by starting a sticker album. But never mind all that...

POCKET CLAMS from 2022-10-12T05:05

Dan and Maureen decided not to talk about the news this week. Only soup! Soup is warm and nourishing! But Dan doesn’t like soup. Maureen needs to sell him on the concept, and somehow, this becom...

JITTERBUG FARTPANTS from 2022-09-28T05:14:30

Dan and Maureen are further apart than normal this week.It’s a tale of two cities—London and Los Angeles. One has English/Indian full breakfasts with unlimited cups of hot chai, while the other ...

SEX, TAXES, AND AUDIOBOOKS with Farai Chideya from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.339565

Maureen has been listening to audiobooks at night; Dan has some serious questions about where she’s been getting them from. No one has been sleeping much, not Maureen, or Dan, or Donald Trump. It h...

SULLY, IT'S ME with Brian Stetler from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.334371

Dan has been in England for a week and now it’s time to come back to America and Election 2016--but first, he has a nice, quiet plane ride with no access to the news. Surely that will go well. Like...

Nanocast: A WISH IS A DREAM YOUR HEART.... ah forget it from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.292774

It's an Audio Update from Dan. We have to take a couple weeks off the show so Maureen can finish your new favorite book, so Dan slides into your headphones to let you know we're alive and also to g...

FLASHLIGHTCAST IN THE DARKNESSCAST from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.290745

Welcome to 2017! Dan has been snowed in to a Marriott Residence Inn in Colorado for two days with two children and a dog. Maureen is sitting in her dark closet in New York City with a small, retrac...

THE SILVER TRACK from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.288220

What the hell just happened? Is something you might be asking yourself. Because something is happening every damn hour. This is Trump's America, where if you stop for a minute, you're catching up f...

CUT AND RUN from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.286213

Dan spent last night sitting up watching Trump’s speech. Maureen spent last night in the emergency room getting her finger sewn up and missed Trump speech. How did Maureen hurt her finger? On a Dol...

OH SHIP! from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.285335

Ahoy! Maureen is on a boat. Specifically, she is on the Joco Cruise—a ship full of musicians, podcasters, comedians, artists, and nerds, which is happily sailing the Baja peninsula. She’s been a li...

FINKER, FAILURE, F**KER, SPY with Ted Leo from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.283559

Dan and Maureen are back after a month of dealing with life, and the new Says Who is here! What is new? Well, they’re back with guests and a SCHEDULE! And there's certainly been a lot to catch up o...

A NEW SALAD IN TOWN with Tarini Parti from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.281349

Happy 100 days of Trump! And what a hundred days they have been, full of...wait. Forget all that. Maureen has an important salad report. She's gone back to 1972 and brought back something green. Gr...

THE SAYS WHO BACK TO SCHOOL WHOTACTULAR with Laura Moser from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.272764

Well, we've had a nice, quiet summer during which nothing happened. It was all good times and cookouts and swimming in the old swimming hole and also...no, everything happened, that's right. Everyt...

COPETOBER! from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.269958

Okay. So. Even by 2017 standards, the last two weeks have been a bit much. So Dan and Maureen are stepping back and devoting an entire episode to COPING and YOUR QUESTIONS. First, Dan and Maureen t...

IN MEMO-RIAM with Spencer Ackerman from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.259637

Maureen and Dan have had a busy couple of weeks, not because they've been keeping up with the news--the memo stuff has admittedly been pretty confusing--but because they've been making things. Maur...

GET THEE TO SAM NUNBERGERY from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.257590

What light is this? What strange sparks? Why, it is a train of goons! Goons!

This week, Dan and Maureen gaze in wonder and awe at the universe of 2018. This two week period began with Marc...

WORKIN FOR A LIVIN from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.255878

Are you looking for work? Have you considered the White House? They've got some openings and don't seem to check qualifications, so why not. Maureen and Dan earn their podcast living today by looki...

DAYS OF FUTURE PAST from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.253932

Hey hey hey! It's the cast from the past! This week, Dan is at DisneyWorld and Maureen is not. Because Dan is at the Happiest Place on Earth, this podcast was recorded early. So you know things we ...

MOUNTAIN DAN from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.247664

He's got a big beard, a skillet full of beans, a loyal dog, and he's in an Airstream trailer in the middle of Montana. It's MOUNTAIN DAN, and his sidekick, METROPOLITAN MAUREEN. Together, they solv...

FALCON, RABBIT, SHARK from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.245352

It's a funny thing, recording a podcast every other week in 2018. You just never know. Maybe you record on a quiet Sunday night thinking that everything will be chill for a day or two and then EVER...

GARBAGE RUMSPRINGA from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.243588

Oh dear.

Last week, all six thousand years of it, lurks around us, its events still unfolding. You know the ones--Brett, Tobin, weightlifting, boofing, Beach Week, ralphing, Yale Law Scho...

THE 2018 ELECTION SPECIAL from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.239835

It's morning in SaysWhovia. Grab yourself a cup of coffee and sit down, because Dan and Maureen are going to go through the events of last night--and this morning. Dan hasn't slept much. Maureen ma...

BARRON TRUMP, BOY DETECTIVE with SARAH WEINMAN from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.236062

The game is afoot! The dice are cast! The candles are in the wind! Other detective-y things!

Look, there's a lot of questions right now. Like: What is Mueller up to? Is there anyone in th...

HERE WE GO! from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.193955

Should old acquaintance be forgot and never talk to mimes...
It's something something something some thing some thing it's Says Who Time!

Dan and Maureen are back after the holiday. Th...

PRIME TIME, CRIME TIME with Lisa Tozzi from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.193048

It's so late, Sayswhovia. It's nearly...ten o'clock! But Dan and Maureen have stood sentinel by the television and waited. And watched. And they saw the speech. All ten stupid minutes of it. How co...

STATE OF THE WHOVIAN from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.189258

This week, Maureen comes to you from Costa Rica this week, where she is recording outside, while an ocean breeze blows and the birds call from the trees. She has not had good Wifi and therefore doe...

THE MYSTERIOUS MR. CALAMARI from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.184878

Trump has been busy in Hanoi, getting...well, nothing done! He is mad! He is sad! Things are bad! Everyone and everything in his life is about to be examined. He's going to need to talk to some foo...

POD SAVE THE QUEEN with HAYES BROWN from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.181781

Here in SaysWhovia, we frequently sit on our porches of an evening, talking to our neighbors about whatever ****ery Trump has done that week. Like, claim his dad is from Germany, or threaten to shu...

GAME OF SCROTES from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.177419

Here's the thing...

...it seems kind of normal out there. Or so Dan thinks. It's quiet. Too quiet. This weekend, everyone enjoyed some Thrones and Avengers. It almost felt normal. Things m...

LEGAL IS OPTIONAL from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.176422

We are between worlds, SaysWhovia.

In some sense, everything is calm and normal. People go to work and shop and eat. Kids ride bikes. But, much like on Stranger Things, something lurks be...

LIVE FROM POD X from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.173479

Live from Pod X in beautiful Nashville Tennessee, it's Maureen and Dan out of their closet and basement and instead sitting right next to each other doing an episode! In front of people! Really! Listen

99 PROBLEMS from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.158120

Great Googliemooglie.

Dan and Maureen meet once again, this time both on American soil. Maureen is home in New York, and Dan wandering the west, though he no longer spends his time in hot...

SQUALOR AND CHAOS from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.155528

So it begins. We've passed Labor Day and now we're in that exciting transition from summer to fall--a time to new starts and getting back to work.

Maureen has just finished a book! And no...

THE WHISTLEBLOWER COMETH from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.150371

Blow that whistle, it's the new Says Who! Maureen and Dan talk Brexit, impeachment, and the sheer nuttery of this never-ending news cycle.

CHEW THE NEWS from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.149547

Open wide because this week was a lot. Wider. Wider. Wi--OK, too wide.

THE GREAT ESCAPE from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.145862

It's the calm before the storm: open impeachment proceedings begin next week, but this week Dan and Maureen are getting back from trips, catching each other up, and going for a dip in the iguana-in...

AND IMPEACHMENT IN A PEAR TREE from 2022-02-22T09:22:25.141402

It's the start of the holiday season and things are maybe not as jingle-y in SaysWhovia as they could be. But there's an impeachment proceeding, a large adult son, a president who needs glasses and...

2020: GROW FOR IT from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.998776

It's 2020. A big year. And Maureen and Dan are starting it off right, with a January 1st episode of Says Who.

MJ AND THE WIRETAP MAN from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.995855

Is 2020 over yet? We don't like this ride and would like to get off.

IOWA YOU AN EXPLAINATION from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.888806

What if everything happened all at once forever?

TAFFY ON A LOOM from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.885119

Don't touch your face.

SUPERHERO TIME from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.881418

There's a lot of dog in this episode.

AT HOME WITH SAYSWHOVIA from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.880535

You're not going anywhere, so join Maureen and Dan at home.

MOONFACE AND ME from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.876789

Who's up for staying in and listening to a podcast again this week?

FIREWORKS! from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.868964

BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

YOGI DAN from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.868018

Breathe in. Breathe out. Relax. It's another Says Who. What could possibly go wrong.

THE NOZZLE KING OF DENVER from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.864259

A literal actual hurricane didn't stop this episode. Unfortunately.

ZOOM KINDERGARDEN/ARE YOU ON MUTE? from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.860650

Dan’s having a bad week. There’s only one cure: even more stories of how Maureen got to school.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.859818

When life gives you a boat parade, you watch it sink to the bottom of a lake under the weight of twelve Trump flags.

SIMPLY THE BEST from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.857137

Well, we watched it.

The Trump-Has-Covid Special from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.856369

Hey, the president has Covid so Maureen and Dan made this weekend's Town Watch episode just a regular episode.

COVIDMANIA from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.855587

This week, huh?

THE SAYS WHO ELECTION DAY SPECIAL from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.852036

It's been four years. Like you're not gonna listen.

SEE YOU TOMORROW from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.851240

Look. It's not like we're going to make this a regular thi...

SEE YOU TOMORROW 2: THE TOMORROWER from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.850140

It's all over but Trump's crying.

SEE YOU TOMORROW 3: SEE YOU TODAY from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.849354

IT HAPPENED

GRAND PRIZE WINNERS OF AN A**-HANDING CONTEST from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.794211

Maureen is on deadline so Dan has wto writ this what culd go rong.

JINGLE BALLS from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.793419

Someone's entire legal team got covid for Christmas. Bet you can't guess who.

SAYS COUP from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.790708

It was a busy day

JITTERBUG DAN from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.787447

Anyone else jumpy?

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.783902

Well, it's March.

WHEN THE GOING GAETZ TOUGH from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.779232

Want to know about Matt Gaetz's wild week? No? Well too bad.

FOOTLOOSE from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.775456

Someone's fun pass sent them to urgent care.

COUP STORY, BRO from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.771800

It took 195 episodes, but finally Maureen and Dan are reduced to fartsounds.

FIVE MINUTES WITH STEPHEN KING from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.770674

T-minus one week to Maureen's new book. Nothing can go wrong now!

A HARD POUNDING from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.766735

Welcome to Stupid Summer.

THE 200TH TIME IS THE CHARM from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.765752

Get out the candles, SayWhovia! Lots of them!

THE LAW FIRM OF DRUNK, BROKE, AND FARTING from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.762218

Maureen and Dan are both traveling and are the only people wearing masks. What could possibly go wrong.

IT'S FOR HORSIES from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.759629

There's a horse in the hospital.

DEAD FLOWER SPECIAL from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.758498

Things go off the rails early, if we're being honest.

HUDSON'S ELEVEN from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.754781

Who's up for a heist?

Q CREW AND THE DEAD KENNEDYS from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.750856

Texas, death, and trouble is afoot on today's Says Who.

OMICRON from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.746864

Everything’s fine

SHARKUS INTERRUPTUS from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.745305

Well, SaysWhovia, we’ve entered December. Our journey through 2021 is almost complete. Can you believe it?

DOUCHE YOU THINK 2022 WILL BE DIFFERENT from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.740161

Welcome to 2022, SaysWhovia! It’s like 2021, but one more!

GROUCHTOWN from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.736337

Harumph.

FOOD, FUN, AND A MONKEY from 2022-02-22T09:22:24.734827

This is about as close to a musical episode as we've ever done.

BITCOIN FOR BRAINS from 2022-02-16T06:05

Dan's got covid in the house and Maureen has a birthday. it's a real up and down episode.

YACHT ROCK from 2022-01-26T06:05

Don your captain's hats and light rock. Skippers, it's go time.

THE FULL BANANA from 2022-01-19T06:05

Look, everyone is very tired.

THE FART OF THE MATTER from 2022-01-12T06:05

It's been a long year.

2021's OVER (IF YOU WANT IT) from 2021-12-29T06:05

Can you believe it? 2021 is over! Well, almost.

OMICROM PLACE LIKE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS from 2021-12-22T06:05

Don’t worry, everyone. Dan and Maureen have a plan to get us all out of this.

MIND JENGA from 2021-12-15T06:05

Oh ho ho! It’s mid-December! That’s not okay!

GREAT BALLS OF BEZOS from 2021-11-24T06:05

I mean, it's Thanksgiving, I guess. There's always a spot at the Says Who table for you.

THE GREAT INTERMISSION from 2021-11-17T06:05

Hey, SaysWhovia, grab a drink. Would you like a Pina colada?

BIG BIRD HAS A POSSE from 2021-11-10T06:05

Come at the Bird, you best not miss.

DAN AND THE AMAZING TECHNIPOCKET DREAMCOAT from 2021-10-27T05:05

Look, this episode goes off the rails pretty much from the start, but you’re about to hear the tale of Young Dan and his Magic Coat.

SIX IS A MAGIC NUMBER from 2021-10-20T05:05

This Says Who doesn’t quite add up. Get your calculators out. Everything’s coming up six.

HAPPY OCTONOVEDECEMBEREEN from 2021-10-13T05:05

Who can possibly know what day it is anymore?

DAN'S FORMAL APOLOGYCAST from 2021-09-29T05:05

Look. Mistakes were made.

IMAGINARY HARMONICAS from 2021-09-22T05:05

It's a real up and down episode. See, that's an elevator joke.

IT'S LUNCHBOX TIME from 2021-09-15T05:05

It's been five years of Says Who. Wait, that can't be right.

PODCASTING FOR GOLDFISH from 2021-08-25T05:05

Hopefully someone still has the warranty for Dan and Maureen. They seem to be broken.

BACK TO BURGERTOWN from 2021-08-18T05:05

No one has any idea what’s happening! Except for two people: Rudy and My Pillow Mike.

SETTLE DOWN, GISELA from 2021-07-28T05:05

For the first time in a very long time, both Dan and Maureen are podcasting from outside of their homes!

SOME LIGHT SUMMER READING from 2021-07-21T05:05

The sun's out and Delta's in full swing, how about Maureen and Dan tell you about some summer reads about Trump's last year in the presidency. Wait, come back.

PLAY CLOWN GAMES, WIN CLOWN PRIZES from 2021-07-14T05:05

It's clown time. Again.

MRS. ROPER from 2021-06-23T05:05

Look, Dan’s sorry, okay?

I GOT NOTHING from 2021-06-17T05:05

Maureen's book is out and absolutely nothing can go wrong.

Says Who Special: The Box in the Woods from 2021-06-11T12:00

Hi Sayswhovia, Maureen has a gift for you!

THE TRAGIC KINGDOM with Akilah Hughes from 2021-05-26T05:05

Let’s go to Disneyland!

THE SOUP IN THE WOODS from 2021-05-19T05:05

Things are really getting exciting in the New York politics and Dan *can not wait* to tell Maureen. She, though, has other plans.

SLASH DESK from 2021-05-12T05:05

It was a big week for dumb people on the internet.

EXCELSIOR! from 2021-04-28T05:05

What do you call it when you're two-week post-vax? Please, anything but "fun pass."

THE VERDICT from 2021-04-21T05:05

Some days you just have to turn the mics on and record.

SMOKE: IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST from 2021-04-14T05:05

Never fear! *cough, cough* Dan and Maureen are *cough* *cough* *wheeze*

SHOW ME THE MONKEY from 2021-03-31T05:05

Shots and boats and shots and boats and shots and boats and a monkey.

DAN GETS A STICK from 2021-03-24T05:05

Nature is... well, if not healing, then it’s showing its strange, wild ass.

TOOT TOOT from 2021-03-17T05:05

Hop aboard, SaysWhovian! This train is headed to the Vaccination Station! Eventually! It’s a slow train, but it gets there.

MILK BAG from 2021-03-10T06:05

Is that hope in the air?

BIG SHRIMPS from 2021-02-24T06:05

Ted Cruz went to Cancun and all we got was this lousy podcast.

THE MADNESS OF DAN SINKER from 2021-02-10T06:05

Dan’s made some bad choices

OK FEET from 2021-01-27T06:05

It’s a new dawn, SaysWhovia. America 2.0. Or America 2.0.2.1. Everything is different now! Fixed. All better. Solid from here on out. Nothing left to do.

INAUGURAL BALLS from 2021-01-21T18:33:24

DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG!

FISHING FOR RUDY from 2021-01-14T18:59:32

Insurrection, Impeachment, Inauguration… January of 2021 loves a Wednesday.

THE END OF THE WORST YEAR from 2020-12-30T06:05

SaysWhovia! You have made it. We are here, at the end of the worst year.

A VERY SAYSWHOVIA PANDEMIC HOLIDAY from 2020-12-16T06:05

Biden won (again) AND there's a vaccine so let's start spreading some holiday magic goddammit.

SHRUNKY DUNKS AND THE CAVE OF CUOMO with Akilah Hughes from 2020-11-25T06:05

Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobblegobble gobble gobble

SOMETHING ABOUT TEA AND CANADIANS from 2020-11-18T06:05

Who can really remember anything anymore?

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM from 2020-11-11T06:05

Says Who Total Landscaping

ONE WEEK from 2020-10-28T05:05

Look, we apologize in advance for getting that song stuck in your head.

RUDY'S MAGIC REPAIR SHOP from 2020-10-21T05:05

Rudy's in the news. Of course Dan's going to talk about it.

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S METH from 2020-10-14T05:05

The president is on drugs. What could possibly go wrong?

BIG METAL FINGER from 2020-09-23T05:05:25

Someone ended up in urgent care and has a big metal finger. We'll let you guess who.

FOUR MORE YEARS with Ana Marie Cox from 2020-09-16T05:05:06

Pull out your party hats because it is the four year anniversary episode of Says Who. This will be a flawless celebration and nothing will go wrong.

MAN THE LIFEBOATS from 2020-08-26T05:05:01

Look. Mistakes were made.

SCHOOL DAZE from 2020-08-19T05:05:13

Get your pencils! Get your backpacks! Get your books! School’s in session! Maybe! Wait, maybe not. Kind of. Who knows!

VEEP VEEP from 2020-08-12T05:05:32

You can always trust Maureen and Dan to be on top of breaking news.

AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT from 2020-07-29T05:05:20

We've made sure this episode is clean by deploying a disinfectant fog on the balls. Wait.

FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED from 2020-07-22T05:05:37

At a time where all you want to do is forget, Dan and Maureen test their memory.

LIFE, UH, FINDS A WAY with STEVEN RAY MORRIS from 2020-07-15T05:05:07

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could reopen Disney World, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

COVID'S OVER (IF YOU WANT IT) from 2020-06-24T05:05:06

We gave away tickets to today's episode and we're excited to announce that a million people are going to listen.

THE INDOOR KIDS from 2020-06-17T05:05:15

Wanna go out? No, no you don't. Stay in. With us.

DO BETTER, DOOM LESS with AKILAH HUGHES from 2020-06-10T05:05:22

Dan and Maureen get in Akilah Hughes' pillow fort and nobody's leaving ever again.

CUMMINGS AND GOINGS from 2020-05-27T05:05:01

The weather is beautiful, why not STAY INDOORS with Maureen and Dan?

OOBERSWANK from 2020-05-20T05:05:08

Hope you don't have "drop crotch jumpsuit" on your drinking game bingo card.

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S COKES with HELEN ROSNER from 2020-05-13T05:05:14

On this Says Who, we welcome back Helen Rosner, distinguished food writer, to talk about what we’re cooking and eating in quarantine.

MR. PIZZA from 2020-04-29T05:05:47

On a very special episode of Says Who, a new challenger approaches... in the competition for Maureen's heart.

DARK FRIENDS from 2020-04-22T05:05:40

So no one told you life was gonna be this way…

AUNT FANNY'S SCRAP BAG from 2020-04-15T05:05:11

A good chunk of this episode is about growing up in the 70s because, well, it's better than right now.

CASTLE SAYSWHOVIA from 2020-03-25T05:05:18

It's week two of quarantine and everything's fine around the ol' Says Who for sure yes no problems at all we're good here.

UNREASONABLE FISH DEMANDS from 2020-03-18T05:05:05

Take a break from *waves hands everywhere* with Maureen and Dan, as they shelter in place WITH YOU.

TWISTER WITH TED CRUZ from 2020-03-11T05:05:11

We've never touched Ted Cruz.

BIG COLUMBUS ENERGY from 2020-02-26T06:05:04

How about an episode about a jellyfish hitting you in the face but also the Democratic debates and Trump's visit to India but also the movie Bloodsport and a gigantic Christopher Columbus statue. H...

DAN'S LAST STAND from 2020-02-19T06:05:19

Ahoy, SaysWhovians! It’s the Good Ship Good News! Or is it.

TUESDAY NIGHT MASSACRE from 2020-02-13T07:11:03

Tuesday was a long week. It's naptime.

AMERICAN CHEESE from 2020-01-30T06:05:03

Mistakes were made. And not only by Maureen and Dan. Lunches were lost. Texts were sent. Books were published (or not). Plus an impeachment trial of the president. It's been a week, SaysWhovians.

THE HAND ON THE SOMETHING TOPICAL THAT RHYMES WITH "WALL" from 2020-01-22T08:27:53

The impeachment trial started and Maureen's book came out and you know what there's a lot going on here in SaysWhovia right now. Buckle up buckaroos, Dan is writing this at 2 in the morning.

LOOK AT MY HORSE from 2020-01-15T06:05:16

Impeachment, Iran, Debates, and horses. Sounds like another episode of Says Who all right!

IMPEACH THIS from 2019-12-19T20:33:55

The President of the United States has been impeached. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot to talk about.

A MESSAGE TO YOU RUDY with Helen Rosner from 2019-11-27T06:05:06

It's Thanksgiving, and Dan and Maureen are joined at the holiday table by food writer Helen Rosner to talk turkey (sorry not sorry). But it's not all holiday cheer on this episode: Dan tells Mauree...

ALL THE LARGE FAILSONS from 2019-11-20T06:10:16

What happens when Dan and Maureen attempt to record an entire episode after viewing 12 hours of impeachment hearings? Well, this.

NO JACKET REQUIRED: A SAYS WHO IMPEACHMENT SPECIAL from 2019-11-14T19:06:34

What's better than one Says Who in a week? How about two? Or, you know, maybe that is worse. Anyway, there were open impeachment hearings and Dan and Maureen gathered to talk about them because his...

BURNER PHONE from 2019-11-13T06:05:06

It's impeachment hearings day, and Maureen and Dan are talking about how we got here, what it means, and the movie the Candyman. Also, Rudy Giuliani wants to start a podcast and, good listener, we ...

A NOTE TO TIM from 2019-10-30T05:05:10

It's time for a special spoooooooky episode of Says Who. Except Maureen and Dan just talk about the news this week and, let's face it, that's scary enough. BOO.

SPACE HORSE from 2019-10-23T05:05:01

Let's talk about impeachment. Let's talk about Brexit. Let's talk about Mitt Romney's alter ego. Let's talk about George and Kellyanne Conway. Let's talk about riding horses across the hull of a st...

THAT'S SO RUDY from 2019-10-16T05:05:02

When two goon associates of Rudy Giuliani get arrested at the airport with one way tickets out of the country, you know that your pals Maureen and Dan are going to discuss it. That, and a lot more....

SaysWhosterpiece Theater presents: the Trump/Zelensky call from 2019-09-26T17:47:20

On a very special bonus episode of Says Who, Maureen and Dan read the Trump/Zelensky call just for you.

IN-GREECE-MENT PROCEEDINGS from 2019-09-25T05:05:13

Maureen's in Greece, Dan is in Chicago, and the world's turned upside down on today's Says Who.

THREE IS A BULLSHIT NUMBER with Ana Marie Cox from 2019-09-18T05:07

Three years after Dan and Maureen agreed to do something for eight weeks, this deranged carnival rages on. It's the Says Who Third Anniversary Show!

WIZARD SH*T from 2019-09-11T05:19

Here we are again, on the eve of the third year anniversary of Says Who. Dan and Maureen have gotten together to parse the events of the week. They have been--and this is painful to say--weirder th...

SAYS WHO U from 2019-08-28T05:07

Ah, the end of summer. The back to school sales. The backpacks. The books. The pencils. The premature PSLs. The cooler weather ahead. Nuking hurricanes. Calling yourself the Chosen One. It's all cl...

THE FIRST ONE HUNDRED from 2019-08-21T05:03

Well, we did it! We did the thing we didn't mean to do, probably didn't want to do, and certainly never expected to do. Welcome to EPISODE ONE HUNDRED of Says Who, the podcast that was only suppose...

THE DARK TEATIME OF THE SOUL from 2019-07-31T05:03

Pip pip! Maureen is in England, trying to enjoy life for a second. But Dan is lurking, and he has notes. He was been following the news. Maureen cannot hide in butterflies and sunshine and tea. The...

BAD NEWS EVE from 2019-07-24T05:05

What can we say, really.

Summer burns on, and things continue to brew. Dan is in Colorado, and Maureen is about to go to England. The UK has a new Prime Minister. Mueller is about to testi...

THE GREAT GARBAGE FIRE OF THE MIND from 2019-07-17T05:07

It's the height of summer! Time for fun! Time for swimming and cookouts! Time to get out there and have a good time!

So Dan and Maureen hear. But they do this podcast, which means they tr...

DAN IN A HOT TIN CAR from 2019-07-10T05:07

Hey, SaysWhovia! It's summertime! It's time for picnics, swimming, lounging, and...*checks notes* sitting in a hot car at noon in New Mexico recording a podcast!

Yes, Dan, a Podcasting Pro...

A BAKED POTATO from 2019-06-26T17:24

Last week, Dan and Maureen were in dire straits. Dan was in the back of a hot car near a pyramid, and Maureen got punched by a dog. This week, things are much better. Dan is now in a hot trailer, a...

MEET US BY THE PYRAMID from 2019-06-19T05:04

We've had lots of times together, SayWhovia. We've experienced many moments together. Today, we are going to experience more, for today is one of the stranger recordings we've ever done in the town...

Rolling Out from 2019-06-12T05:07

Summer's here, and everyone's hitting the road! Dan's back in his trailer, Maureen's done with her book, and Trump is off making a great impression across the Atlantic. Surely nothing can possibly...

NOSFERATU 2020 from 2019-05-22T05:11

When we last left them, Dan was in Chicago in the cold drizzle and Maureen was in the puppy pen. Dan is still in the drizzle. Maureen, however, has made it on to the sofa! The puppy is asleep. All ...

SAYS POO from 2019-05-15T05:05

Look. Maureen is in the puppy pen again. Sometimes, she goes in there all on her own. Times are tough all over OK? Don't judge.

Remember the halcyon days of *checks calendar* two weeks ago...

FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE with Akilah Hughes from 2019-04-24T06:03

We're in it now. It's stupid noon and the town has gathered on the square. The gunfighters are facing off. The sheriff is holding a copy of the Muller Report. Everything is quiet, except Fartin' Jo...

NO REALLY NOW IT'S MUELLER TIME from 2019-04-18T20:29

Welp. Here we go.

THE MUELLER REPORT IS OUT. THE MUELLER REPORT IS OUT. THE MUELLER REPORT IS OUT. This is not a drill.

Dan has spent the morning speed-reading a shitty PDF. Maure...

JUST STICK IT IN THERE, CHAD from 2019-04-10T05:05

It's important to do your homework. Maureen knows this. Dan knows this. You know it. Study. Be prepared. Learn.

Which is how we come to this week, in which Britain crashes headlong into a ...

MUELLER, MUELLER ON THE WALL from 2019-03-27T06:05

Finally, a week without news.

LET'S TAKE FLORIDA from 2019-03-20T05:05

It's been a full TWO WEEKS since the last episode. This is because both Dan and Maureen have been traveling. Dan has been going west! And Maureen has gone to Florida, and Florida, and Canada!, and ...

THINGS ARE COHEN YOUR WAY from 2019-02-27T06:35

What's this? Maureen was at Disney over the weekend? It's true. The reason was sad, but it was therapeutic. Disney is there to embrace us at our time of need. So once again, Dan was steering the Go...

OMELETTE YOU FINISH from 2019-02-20T06:05

Maureen has had a Bad Week and didn't follow any news. Not to fear! Dan has once again been following the most important story of the week. Paul Manafort.... no. The shutdown being... no. Not that...

A DOG AND BONER STORY from 2019-02-13T06:02

Maureen is back from Costa Rica and Dan is happy. Dan wants to bring her back into the fold, to share his suffering. But is it so simple? Maureen has seen a monkey. She is on a different wavelength...

F***NUT SUPERGROUP from 2019-01-30T06:03

Maureen was away on a book tour last week. Luckily, it was a quiet week in which nothing happened.

Oh wait! Things DID happen, and Dan wanted to talk about them. It's all been building up ...

LIVIN ON A PRAYER from 2019-01-23T06:05

Hold your head high, SaysWhovian, because you, YOU, have made it through the halfway point of the Trump presidency. It hasn't been easy, sure, and the government may be shut down, there may be a bu...

HAMBERDERS from 2019-01-16T06:20

Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.
Hamberders.

THE NAUGHTY LIST from 2018-12-19T06:04

Ho ho ho! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, SAYSWHOVIA! Let's all gather around the fire with a cup of hot chocolate and talk about the wonders of this last week. Or just Tuesday. Tuesday was a lot. There was the of...

THE ONE WHERE EVERYTHING HAPPENS with HAYES BROWN from 2018-12-12T07:04

Everyone likes a nice, quiet week.

HOLDING DOWN THE MANAFORT with CHARLOTTE CLYMER from 2018-11-28T06:04

Well, shucks! We've crossed the Rubicon from Thanksgiving into the holiday period. Did everyone have a good Thanksgiving? The President did! He had a totally normal time with *checks notes* a salad...

NO PIE FOR YOU, CHAD with KAT KINSMAN from 2018-11-21T07:39

Good gravy! It's Thanksgiving again! Time to sit with the family and pass the turkey and stuffing. And the pie! Oh, the pie. Cousin Chad would like pie! Cousin Chad is wearing a MAGA hat and is try...

HOPE OR GAS? with IMANI GANDY from 2018-11-14T06:03

Hey, did you bring a surfboard? Because we're still on a BLUE WAVE.

When Dan and Maureen recorded last week, it was right on the high of the election of the night before. No sooner had the...

SAYS BOO with HAL LUBLIN from 2018-10-31T05:04

oooooOoOOOOooOoOOOoOOOOoohhhh it's ONE WEEK until the midterm elections and everything is fine. Absolutely fine. Except for everything that is not fine, which, apparently, is most things.

Listen

SAVE YOUR BRAINMEAT with SWING LEFT'S AARON HUERTAS from 2018-10-24T05:02

Oh no! Dan and Maureen are broken! The reason? 2018 has eaten their PRECIOUS BRAIN MEAT. It's too much. Too much news. Too much information. Too many polls and attacks on sanity. IT IS TOO MUCH AND...

A WHOLE NEW WHO with CHUCK WENDIG from 2018-10-17T05:01

IT'S HERE! Welcome back to Says Who's WEEKLY SERVICE! This week, we launch the new Says Who experience--an updated logo, our new MASCOT, TOUR DATES, and our [PATREON](https://www.patreon.com/sayswh...

SAYS TWO! WITH ANA MARIE COX! from 2018-09-19T05:06

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! WE'RE TWO YEARS OLD!

Yes, it's the Says Who two year anniversary show! This was never supposed to happen! We should have been done in 2016. But here we are, "celebrat...

THE SAYS WHO SUMMER READING REPORT from 2018-08-22T06:12

Hey! Anything interesting going on? Dan and Maureen have been off doing their summer homework. Dan is finishing up his trip around the country. Maureen has been in New York having stomach flu. Beca...

VLAD TO HAVE YOU from 2018-07-25T17:02

Every time Dan and Maureen say that too much has happened in the two weeks since the last episode, but this time they mean it, they really, really do. Because it has been too much. When you try to ...

INTO THE WOODS from 2018-07-13T00:42

What's that sound coming from the trees? Why, it's Dan and Maureen, emerging in podcast form! Maureen was in England, doing more marriage things. She was in the English woods, where the WiFi is not...

THE DAY OF THE JACKET from 2018-06-27T05:08

Yodelheeehoooo! Put on your hat because it's time for another trip up Bullshit Mountain with your pals Maureen and Dan. Both Maureen and Dan have done good Life Things in the last two weeks, but ne...

BRIDE OF SAYS WHO with Peter Sagal from 2018-06-13T05:04

DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG! It's WEDDING TIME at Says Who! Maureen is getting married and everything is fine. She has everything ready to go, nothing weird is happening in the world, and...
...

THE DAYS OF OUR LIES from 2018-05-30T05:05

Summer summer summer! It’s here! Time for sand, sun, fun, and cooking s’mores on the dying embers of democracy and our sanity!

Dan and Maureen convene once again to take stock of what is ...

FIFTY SHADES OF SAY from 2018-05-16T05:04

It was never supposed to be this way. Says Who, the little eight-episode podcast, is now on its 50th EPISODE! FIFTY!

Dan has returned from Disney and has tales of Dole Whip and the Haunted...

TAINT GOOD from 2018-04-18T05:25

Says Whovians, we've been waiting for this moment for all our lives. Mr "Says Who" himself, Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, burst into the news this week. And it wasn't just a one-and-done kinda thing....

GOOD GRAVY from 2018-03-21T05:07

Dan and Maureen are sleepy. Very sleepy. They would like a nap. There has been too much 2018 this week. But in SaysWhovia, we sleep in 2019, at Disneyworld.

What have we learned in the las...

A CASE OF THE WHOOPSIES IN THE PANTSIES with Ashley Feinberg from 2018-02-21T06:35

There's a lot to wrestle with these last couple weeks. There's the awful, heartbreaking news that came out of Parkland Florida. There's the surprise indictments by Robert Mueller. There's the conti...

PAGING DOCTOR CHILL M.D. from 2018-01-24T06:02

Maureen has been away on a tour for her new book and hasn't been keeping up with events. What has been going on? Dan *has* been keeping up with events from hospital waiting rooms and from his basem...

THE SAYS WHO BOOK CLUB with Eve Peyser from 2018-01-10T06:04

Greetings book lovers! Grab a bag of Big Macs and Fillets o Fish and join us over here in the book nook because things get pretty literary this week. First off Maureen has a NEW BOOK and you should...

Potty Magnet New Years from 2017-12-27T08:01

Dan and Maureen come together by the fire at the end of December to ring out the old year and welcome the new (DEAR GOD YES PLEASE THE NEW). They show 2017 the door with much less patience than Mau...

A SAYS WHO HOLIDAY GIFT: The 12 Days of Trumpmas from 2017-12-19T04:00

The official Says Who Holiday single has dropped. It's the 12 Days of Trumpmas, remixed and ready for your ears. Once in, it's never coming out.

THE BLUE APRON HOLIDAY SPECIAL* with Parker Molloy from 2017-12-13T06:30

HO HO HOLLLLLY SHIT! We've almost made it through 2017, Sayswhovians! It's time for HOLIDAY CHEER! Let us sing songs, and feast, and count our blessings. Dan and Maureen are ready. Sort of. Maureen...

KATAMARI DEMOCRACY from 2017-11-29T07:22

It's been a couple weeks since the last full-politics episode of Says Who and... a lot has happened. Life stuff, Trump stuff, good stuff, bad stuff--just lots and lots of stuff. So this episode, Da...

THANKSGIVING STARDEWCAST from 2017-11-22T06:02

It's THANKSGIVING, Saywhovians! It's a special episode just for the holiday, and it contains NO TRUMP. Dan and Maureen talk food and holiday tradition for a bit, and then they are rejoined by Helen...

THE KETCHUP CONNECTION with Helen Rosner from 2017-11-15T06:02

Dan and Maureen are not playing around anymore. The yarn is all around the room and there are pins all over. The crazy wall is showing a pattern, and that pattern is based on ketchup. Food writer ...

INDICTMENT DAY EARLYCAST! from 2017-10-31T01:15

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy. Today was such an amazing day that Dan and Maureen sat down to record early. Copetober had one more surprise in store, and it was a big one. It was the Great Pum...

PUMPKIN SPICER from 2017-10-18T05:02

So, this year, huh? RIGHT????

Dan and Maureen share some personal info, and then they dive right into a crisp pile of Copetober leaves. Maureen has a new idea for a service. Dan likes boxe...

EAT THE NEWS with Hayes Brown from 2017-09-20T00:05

Oh no. Trump is outside Maureen's house. Well, he's too close. He's at the U.N., and that is not good. It is really not good. Luckily, Hayes Brown from Buzzfeed comes by to process the news so you ...

THE SAYS WHO ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL with Ana Marie Cox from 2017-09-14T00:39

HOOOLLLLY SMOKES. One year ago, two confused people named Dan and Maureen climbed into a basement/a closet and started talking into microphones about the 2016 Election. They thought they would make...

DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS from 2017-08-23T00:57

It's an end of summer Says Who, and Dan and Maureen are coasting it out before the fall comes and we all go back to school. We talk about swimming pools! Doughnuts! DisneyWorld! Nazis!

Oh...

VACATION NATION! from 2017-08-10T05:30

Welcome to the Says Who Vacation Party! Get your swimsuit! Put on your sunglasses! It's VACATION TIME! The President is off for his 17 day golf trip, which are different from the two, three, and fo...

SPICEY AND THE MOOCH with Jonny Sun from 2017-07-26T05:17

On a dark day in American politics, we go FULL BORE POSITIVE with a friendly alien named Jonny Sun. Dan has an idea for a sitcom. Maureen talks about puppets and wall cheese. There's a man with roc...

THE PROFESSOR IS IN with Roman Mars and Elizabeth Joh from 2017-07-12T05:05

It hasn't been an easy two weeks. Dan has been going through some serious stuff, which means he has been away from the news. Maureen has been keeping up, but she was also attacked by a fish, a coug...

WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING from 2017-06-28T05:15

It's time for an old-fashioned dose of your friends Dan and Maureen losing their minds in real time! Dan has had a legitimately terrible few weeks, so its just no guests, mics on, and GO. It's time...

THE SAYS WHO DISNEY SPECTACULAR with Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi from 2017-06-14T03:26

It's been a long two weeks and Dan is *done*. It's all just gotten to be too much. Maureen is ready to talk about Comey and sentient banjo Jeff Sessions but Dan cannot do it any more. How can we sa...

NATIONAL LAMPOON’S PRESIDENTIAL VACATION with Jeff Larson, Surya Mattu, and Julia Angwin from 2017-05-31T06:22

Summer arrives at Says Who and Maureen and Dan dream of bobbing in the dappled sunshine off the Florida coast. But they're not the only ones setting their sights on a little summertime outing. The...

A HEDGE SALAD IS A SALAD with Clara Jeffery from 2017-05-17T07:29

Well that escalated quickly. Maureen and Dan play catch up with the events surrounding the sudden firing of FBI Director James Comey. Sure, he didn't do well by Clinton's emails, but all indicati...

THE MEATLOAF FILES with Helen Rosner from 2017-04-19T07:13

In two weeks, we've seen: an egg roll, the continued drip drip drip on the shady characters in the Trump-Russia story, a family feud between a white supremacist and a rich son-in-law, the ongoing s...

Minicast: INSIDE THE SAYS WHO TEST KITCHEN from 2017-03-23T03:09

We know a ton is going on right now, but some Life Stuff made it so we had to hit the pause button on new full-length episodes of Says Who for the time being. In fact, this will be the last episode...

A WEDGE SALAD IS NOT A SALAD from 2017-02-15T13:15

Like many of you, Dan and Maureen have lost all sense of what time means. Now that every day feels like a year, they are struggling to compress two weeks of Trump news into one podcast. This is a n...

INAUGURATION BATTLE STATIONS from 2017-01-18T16:30

Well, here we are. We’ve gotten on the roller coaster car, the bar has come down, and now it’s making that tick-tick-tick as it takes us up the big hill. This is happening. Dan and Maureen discuss ...

WEE THE PEOPLE from 2017-01-12T02:29

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, Sayswhovians. It's been a wild 24 hours, so your hosts went to their closets and basements to break it all down. From last night's urine-soaked news, to Dan's first person re...

THE SAYS WHO HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR from 2016-12-24T01:52

Ho Ho Ho holiday pals! Maureen and Dan don their kerchiefs and caps, force their faces into a grin-like shape and settle down for a long winter's nap. Sure, Santa stops by for a moment, but then h...

DAWN OF THE DONALD from 2016-11-30T04:13

Once again, Dan and Maureen set up mics and record their rough impressions of the 21 days after the election. We’ve woken up in a weird new world. Much like people in a zombie movie, Americans are ...

THE DARKEST TIMELINE from 2016-11-11T03:29

We weren’t prepared for this episode. We mean that in every way. We did not expect this outcome. We did not mentally prepare ourselves. We had no plan for this. Like a lot of people (we’re guessing...

DONALD DARKO with Olivia Nuzzi from 2016-10-26T05:15

It’s Halloween! Welcome to this SPOOKY (though remarkably ghost-free) episode of Says Who. Dan is just trying to get to the basement to record, but reality isn’t cooperating. Maureen has finally br...

THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER with Molly Ball from 2016-10-21T06:50

We did it! We made it through the third debate! Everything is fine now. Except, who is at the door? What’s that strange machine? Did you know that there have been twenty-five debates in this electi...

MINICAST: RELAX WITH SAYS WHO from 2016-10-18T05:15

Today’s episode is a MINICAST. The full episode this week will be up on Friday for our POST DEBATE discussion with Molly Ball, politics reporter from The Atlantic. But! We wanted to give you someth...

THE GHOST OF TWOoOoOoo DEBATES with Jamelle Bouie from 2016-10-12T07:00

After living through the leaked Trump tape *and* the second debate (not to mention the VP debate that feels like a million years ago but was actually a week ago), Maureen and Dan try to get out of ...

THE GREAT DEBATE COASTER with Chris Hayes from 2016-09-28T11:30

Something strange is happening in the Says Who? studio. Dan and Maureen are visited by a terrible spectre with a strangely familiar voice. Dan isn’t sleeping and Maureen walks through her troubled ...

SUPER PALS, SUPER POLLS with Josh Katz from 2016-09-21T11:00

We’ve been hanging on polls for months, but we realized that we didn’t know how polls work. So we got Josh Katz of the New York Times’ website The Upshot to explain it to us. Come walk through the ...

MAKE ANY OTHER YEAR GREAT AGAIN ALSO with Ana Marie Cox from 2016-09-14T13:40

In this inaugural episode of SAYS WHO, Dan and Maureen talk to senior political correspondent for MTV news and creator of Wonkette, Ana Marie Cox. We sing some songs. We talk of tacos, hats, haunte...

Trailer: 537 Days? Dear God. 537 Days. from 2016-09-11T04:32

Maureen Johnson and Dan Sinker say hello, grapple with time being unforgivingly linear, and introduce Says Who, the new podcast dedicated to surviving the last eight weeks of this never-ending elec...

Trailer: 537 Days? Dear God. 537 Days. from 2016-09-11T04:32

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