Podcasts by Secret Keepers Club
Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Hosted by Carly Aquilino (Girl Code) who is an excellent secret keeper. Except when it comes to her own life, then she shares... EVERYTHING.
Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets. You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bazzar the secret!
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Valentines day E-cig from 2022-02-14T08:01:07
Carly went to a mixer, flirted, fell asleep at 10PM, and recorded the poddy! email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmal.com
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Garbage man from 2022-02-07T08:00:35
answering questions and some FMK & Shit crappens!
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mini drama from 2022-01-31T08:00:45
were back this week with another episode! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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special vibes only from 2022-01-24T07:09:59
carlys back this week with some listener questions, a story about how she somehow spoke russian, and a bunch of Fmks! questions at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Learn to knit from 2022-01-18T08:00:18
This week we chat a little about the Britney/Jamie Lynn feud, a skincare and tv recommendation, and get to some listener questions and some FMK's! Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
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Can’t get a man to save my life!! from 2022-01-10T08:00:32
HEEELLLLOOOO!!! Carly is back this week from Miami feeling funky fresh and free because she drank 67 espressos and we are ParTyiNg girlies !!answering all the questions that you sent into secretkee...
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I’m in Miami !! from 2022-01-03T15:43:25
Carly's back this week before she leaves for Miami ! We do listener questions and a FMK!
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Little pants and a little shirt from 2021-12-27T12:40:45
Happy Holidays! Carly chats a little about her parents, christmas, and we get to some questions that were sent to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
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The boys are fighting! from 2021-12-20T08:00:46
Carly is back this week apologizing for saying Michelle Branch when it was really vanessa carlton, tells a story about an unfortunate event, gets to some listener questions and a bunch of FMK’s! se...
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White House!! (take 2) from 2021-12-13T19:44:24
Carly is back this week chatting about her parents, Michelle Branch, and answering questions that you sent in to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
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Found it in the garbage from 2021-12-06T08:00:32
Carly starts this week's episode bragging about a black friday deal!! We get to some listener questions, and do a couple of fun FMKs!
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Love my UK girlies from 2021-11-29T08:00:34
Carly is back this week, we chat about thanksgiving, going out, and get to listener questions and 3 FMK’s!
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A day late n a minute short!! from 2021-11-23T21:43:39
Carly is back this week answering emails and chatting about her weekend in texas where she met a lot of cutie secret keepers!! We get to questions and a few FMKS!
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It's Britney B*tch! from 2021-11-15T09:00:21
Carly is back this week chit chatting about Britney Spears, Taylor swift, we get to some listener questions and a SAUCEY FMK!!!!
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tell the truth and go to therapy from 2021-11-08T09:00:34
We’re back this week with questions from listeners, an embarrassing moment with the FDNY and two FMKS!
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Knuckle freaking sandwich from 2021-11-01T15:37:43
Carly is back this week listening to a few cringe date stories, and a ton of listener questions! a very special 90’s FMK! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Its the same ol song! from 2021-10-25T07:00:32
This week we have a story about STEALING, a story about a chicken boi, a question about a certain celebrity couple, and we realize a lot of us are going through the same thing right now.
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Men will do anything but…. from 2021-10-18T10:00:40
Hi Secret Keepers! Carly is back this week asking the question: How do you know when someone really likes you? we chit chat a lil about Demi lovato and get into some listener questions! send in que...
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You’re dating a clown?! from 2021-10-11T07:00:27
Hi friends! Carly is back this week chatting about two embarrassing things that happened to her, the shows this past weekend with Jessimae, Dave Chappelle's new special, and more! We get to some li...
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This whole thing is weird! from 2021-09-27T07:00:19
Carly's back this week, we discuss the Gabby Petito case, get to some listener questions and a drinking FMK!
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Missed my girlies! from 2021-09-20T21:33:43
Carly is BACK this week! She tells a story about a celebrity encounter she had at an after party, we get to some listener questions, and a TJ FMK!
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10 inch heels from 2021-08-30T07:00:35
Carly is back this week chatting about embarrassing things, we get to some listener questions and a couple of FMKS!
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You have the candles from 2021-08-23T09:00:35
Carly is back this week, she got a PR package, we talk celebrity couples, get to some listener questions and a couple Shit Crappens! FMK: MY FAVORITE STORES!!
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No basket slander from 2021-08-16T09:00:26
Carly is back this week. Stanley did a bad boi thing. Questions you guys sent into Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com , a FMK and a FUDGE marry kill!!
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She’s back! from 2021-08-09T09:00:24
Carlys back this week and she left her voice on Fire Island ! Listener questions and a FMK!
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Girl he's in love with you from 2021-07-19T09:00:30
Hello and welcome to the club! Carly is back this week answering your questions and giving you a WOULD YOU RATHER and a couple of FMK's!!
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Put it in reverse from 2021-07-12T09:00:22
Hi! Carly is back this week. We chat about the hottest things the opposite sex does that is not supposed to be hot. And get to some listener questions and a couple of FMKS! send in questions to sec...
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You're a psycho @ that point! from 2021-07-06T09:00:20
HI all! We're back this week and it's been a HUgE news week in celebrity pop culture and world news! We do a quick recap of the weeks events and get into some listener questions send in to secretke...
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With all due respect from 2021-06-28T09:00:29
Hi! Carly is back this week! SHE SAW ONE OF HER FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER(!!) and we get into the Britney Spears court hearing, some Kardashian Crappola and some listener questions!
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Life’s a beach! from 2021-06-21T09:00:29
Carlys back this week! We chit chat a lil about Thomas Johnathan Maximus, and the thrill of it all post panny. We get to some listener questions and what was supposed to be an impossible FMK being ...
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Like them in a nice way from 2021-06-14T09:00:23
Carly is back this week chit chatting about the fact that she has highlights and has a pool. We ponder the exact reason why exactly people go camping(?!?). We get into some listener questions and a...
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Pool vibes from 2021-06-07T09:00:31
Carly is back this week. She brags about her new swimming pool. Chats about some LGBT news, gets to some listener questions and has quite the array of Sopranos FMKs!
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Playin the hits from 2021-05-31T09:00:34
Carly recaps the friends reunion, MORE JLO NEWS, questions sent into secretkeepersclub@gmail.com, a FMK, and a family exclusive shit crappens!!
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We don't care! from 2021-05-24T09:00:20
Carly is back this week. We chat a lil about some celebrity news stories and get to listener questions, a shit crappens and a FMK!
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Gobbled him up from 2021-05-17T09:00:36
Carly is back this week with some chit chat, celeb news, questions, a warning about getting back with someone that doesn’t have a bath mat (or comforter :\), and a shit crappens. And a FMK!
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Keep it to yourself! from 2021-05-03T09:00:22
Carlys back this week and we get to listener questions about being professional at work, situationships, Ben & Jen (!!), how to deal after an awkward hook up, some FMK's and Much more!
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I’m So CraZy!!!! from 2021-04-26T09:00:31
Carly is back this week with some questions and a bunch of FMKs! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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The thong song from 2021-04-19T09:00:39
HI! Carlys back this week with listener questions, a sh*t crappens and a FMK! Send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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JLo is hot from 2021-04-12T09:00:36
HI! This week Carly is back and feeling better! We chat about JLo and A-rod possibly finally calling it quits, a lil about shark tank, and get to some listener questions! How can you let go after s...
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Are u Elon Musk?? from 2021-04-05T09:00:30
HI! Carly is heavy breathing and back this week answering your questions! Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Hammock acrobat from 2021-03-30T01:08:41
hi! Carly is back this week chatting about some celebrity TEA, and a bunch of listener questions with TWO FMK’s!! You can send in questions to us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Shakin it on the moon from 2021-03-22T09:00:49
HI! We’re back this week with some celebrity gossip and tons of listener questions! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Preggies at Chase from 2021-03-15T09:00:48
Hellllllo! Carly is back this week with warning from her mom, a childhood memory, and tons of listener questions!
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BONUS EP :) from 2021-03-11T10:00:38
Getting to some questions we didn’t get to last week! How to deal with being overwhelmed with work while also taking care of your family? How to deal with a friend breakup? Should you apply to the ...
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Stuck in the palace from 2021-03-08T10:00:48
Carly stayed up late to watch Meghan and Harrys interview with Oprah and wants to discuss! We also talk about Pepe La Pew getting "cancelled" (eye roll) and get to bunch of listener questions! What...
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MILK BEFORE CEREAL?? from 2021-03-01T10:00:52
Hello!! Carly is back this week with a bunch of listener questions! How do you handle toxic in-laws? Am I crazy or is everyone else? How to cut off the work F*Boy? We get a question from a concerne...
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Why are men? from 2021-02-22T10:00:45
Carly is back this week with some news about Ted Cruz’ leggings, his crusty white dog, and some new Shia Labeouf accusations. We get into lots of listener questions and a fun It’s Always Sunny FMK!...
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YOU GUYS ARE MY VALENTINES from 2021-02-15T10:00:42
Hello! We’re back this week with tons of questions! What should you do if you hate your friends husband? What to do if a Hinge match disappears on you? How do you deal with your partner having a lo...
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FREEBRITNEY! from 2021-02-08T10:00:38
Carly is back this week. She discusses the new Britney Spears documentary that aired on Friday. Another Ben Affleck theory. And a few listener questions!
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Is Ben Affleck OK??? from 2021-02-01T10:00:27
Carlys back this week with some celebrity scoop. Is Ben Affleck okay? (No). Do we care that Lauri Loughlins daughter is back on youtube? (No). Are we so so proud of JoJo Siwa? (Yes). Do we believe ...
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Dont force a relationship! - with guest Liza Treyger from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week we have comedian Liza Treyger @GlitterCheese! We talk about filming The King of Staten Island, TV shows, Celebrities we’d cry if we met, Tattoos, get to a listener question and do SEVERA...
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The return of Brendan Sagalow! from 2021-01-25T10:00:29
Brendan Sagalow returns this week! We go through emails. Talk about Dating do’s and Donts and do Some FMKS’s! Get Brendans New album “Not Now more Than Ever” on iTunes, Spotify, Apple music! send i...
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Extra onions B****! from 2021-01-18T10:00:29
Carly is back this week with some celebrity gossip, Is Arm & Hammer a cannibal? Is Azelia Banks the worst? Would you risk it all to see Bow Wow perform? We also get to some listener questions? Shou...
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We love the Duke!! from 2021-01-11T10:00:30
Carly is back this week. She talks about some shows she watched this weekend, seeing her mom, some celebrity gossip and gets to a listener question about a first date after 7 years! and a N*SYNC FM...
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Pulling the alarm with Sarah Brotherton from 2021-01-05T10:00:34
One of Carly's BFFAEAEAEAE's Sarah Brotherton (@thesbrotherton) joins the club this week! we chit chat about our clubbing days, Sarahs experience as a child model, some celebrity news stories of th...
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Happy New Year !! from 2020-12-28T10:00:34
Carly is back this week we’re discussing our favorite celebrity moments of 2020! We’ll see you next week ! You can send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Middle school class family from 2020-12-21T10:00:48
Hello! Ciao! Bon Giorno!!! Carly is solo this week filling you in on her new love (its a cat) and answering a ton of listener questions. We have a follow up email from a listener who can’t get pass...
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Marrying the gym with Vinny Guadagnino from 2020-12-14T10:00:40
Very special guest Vinny Guadagnino joins us this week! We chat about The Jersey Shore, the trials and tribulations of dating, being single and your 30’s, and get to some listener questions! How do...
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Pandemic dating mode with Jared Freid from 2020-12-07T10:00:45
Very funny comedian Jared Freid joins us today. We talk reality TV, online dating and get to some listener questions: How do you deal with not feeling successful in life when everyone around you se...
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Bobby Jaycox returns! from 2020-11-30T10:00:32
HelllLLLLOOO and welcome to this weeks episode, we have real life friend/comedian Bobby Jaycox (@bobbyjaycox) joining us this week for round 2! we discuss fun stories and get into some listener que...
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Diamond Benz from 2020-11-23T10:00:43
This week Carly is solo! She discusses her birthday, MBJ having an OF (!!) and we chit about men being garbaggio and a Secret Keepers dating woes, FMK: ITALY PARIS LONDON
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Flush it baby! with Matt Richards from 2020-11-16T10:00:41
We have comedian and host of HQ Trivia Matt Richards on the podcast! We chit chat and answer a few listener questions, a story about an accident at a TJ Maxx. And do a couple of FMKS. Follow Matt @...
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Take me to the beach! w/ Casey Balsham from 2020-11-09T10:00:39
Take me to the beach! w/ Casey Balsham by Carly Aquilino
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Looking for Paul Rudd from 2020-11-02T10:00:24
Carly is solo this week, filling you in on some life stuff and getting to some questions: How do you help a friend who doesn’t leave the house? How should you deal with a love interest at your new ...
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Blast from the past with Chris Distefano from 2020-10-26T09:00:26
We have very funny comedian Chris Distefano joining the club this week! Carly and Chris reminisce on some old embarrassing memories and get to a listener question and a story about what lengths a w...
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CHRIS IS BACK! from 2020-10-19T09:00:24
OmGgGgG !! We have the OG FBD Chris as the guest this week! We chit chat and answer listener questions ! CHIK FIL A FMK
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Bad boys for life with Megan Otto from 2020-10-12T09:00:25
This week we have real life friend Megan Otto telling us a recent story about her romantic life. We discuss relationships, her “adventure journal”, Saving the children, manipulation, BREAKING BAD, ...
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The long con with Mike Feeney from 2020-10-05T09:00:37
Comedian, friend, and fellow Long Islander Mike Feeney joins the club this week! We discuss music, Mcdonalds, Blockbuster, Mayonnaise, Fruit Roll ups, and we do a special FMK Long Island edition: B...
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The Outsiders with Monroe Martin from 2020-09-28T09:00:24
This week we have the hilarious Monroe Martin joining the club! We do a chit chat and get to some listener questions: What should you do if you are jealous when your boyfriend hangs out with his fr...
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Positive attitude with James Mattern from 2020-09-21T09:00:28
James Mattern joins the club this week! We talk about the earlier years of stand up, mistakes we've made, and get to a listener question! Should you shoot your shot with a friend you're in love wit...
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Glitter shirt w/ Kevin Clancy @kfcbarstool from 2020-09-14T09:00:33
Barstool sports' KFC joins the club this week! We talk about Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, nostalgic pop culture and get to a listener question! How do you deal with a “friend” who hooked up with your...
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Going to Alaska with Giulio Gallarotti from 2020-09-07T09:00:10
This week we have comedian and friend Giulio Gallarotti joining us! We chit chat about when we first met each other, hidden camera shows, being silly, fun comedy shows, his country wide travels and...
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So hot it's scary - with Mike Cannon from 2020-08-31T09:00:37
We have comedian Mike Cannon on the show this week! We chit chat and get to a question about a guy having a bit of a weird relationship with a listeners friend, and talk about why someones ex you'v...
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Portabello mushrooms with Jessimae Peluso from 2020-08-24T09:00:46
Jessimae Peluso joins us this week! We disucss mushrooms, drinking, mariah Carey and get to a listener question: How do you know when its love? We do some FMK’s and giggle a LOT!
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Croissants no prenup with H.Foley from 2020-08-17T09:00:35
This week we have very special guest and friend H. Foley @Foleygrams from the podcast "Are You Garbage?”. We discuss stealing, Cher, and much more. We get to a listener question about when to talk ...
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a Shorty! with my mom from 2020-08-10T09:00:32
Carly’s mom joins the podcast this week! We answer a couple of listener questions: What should I do if I am constantly the emotional punching bag for my guy friends when they become single? and how...
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Building an EmPiRe!! w/ @Tanksinatra from 2020-08-03T09:00:36
Tank Sinatra joins us this week! We discuss how he got into the business and get to some questions from the listeners. how to deal with a partner who has a different political preference? how do yo...
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Your heart has COVID with Neko White from 2020-07-27T09:00:19
HelloOO! This week on Secret Keepers Club we have our friend and fellow comedian Neko White. Carly and Neko discuss COVID, Aliens, Harry potter and get to some listener questions. Am I falling for ...
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illegal drug lollipops with @annielederman from 2020-07-20T09:00:40
This week we have comedian and friend, Annie Lederman! Annie and Carly talk about some old memories and tell some funny stories about past loves and mishaps from meeting people at bar. We get to a ...
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A TEA PARTY from 2020-07-13T16:53:44
Hello everybody! Carly is solo this week and we are spilling so much tea, and unpacking a lot of DrAmA!! Carly discusses some celebrity news, her boyfriends eating habits, outer space, and a new ro...
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Getting a psychic reading with Thomas Dale! from 2020-07-06T09:00:31
Happy Monday! This week Carly is getting a psychic reading with friend/fellow comedian/psychic Thomas Dale! You can reach Thomas on Instagram at @ThomasDale5 or email him Thomasdale55@gmail.com for...
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TO ME UR FAMILY!!! from 2020-06-29T09:00:32
Helllllo everybody!!!!!! Carly is Solo this week due to not having wifi and also having no friends. She drank several coffees and has bad anxiety so she is ranting in her empty apartment about Alie...
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Throwing up a cigarette with Bobby Jaycox from 2020-06-22T09:00:32
This week we have our longtime friend and comedian Bobby Jaycox(@bobbyjaycox) ! Bobby and Carly talk about a few road stories involving thrifting, eating junk food, Carly having 80 boyfriends a yea...
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Getting out of Montana with @Laurelstucky from 2020-06-15T09:00:40
Happy Monday everybody! This week we have the AMAZING and wonderful Laurel Stucky on the pod! You know her from The Challenge on MTV, we chit chat about life, some experiences regarding someone who...
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Parking lot chilling with Ricky Velez from 2020-06-08T09:00:48
This week we have friend, comedian and The King Of Staten Island actor Ricky Velez on the podcast. We discuss living in New York, filming the movie, and get to some listener questions: If your boyf...
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Mossi-NOOO with Jessimae Peluso from 2020-06-01T09:00:57
Jessimae Peluso is back on the podcast this week! She is a queen, goddess, and angel. We chit chat a lot about being an activist, protests, Laurie Loghlin, Mossimo from Target, LOVING the TJ/Homego...
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The Mutual Hobby Community with Emilia Ortiz from 2020-05-25T09:00:33
This week we have the wonderful Emilia Ortiz (@Ethereal1) on the episode with us, we discuss dealing with mental health during the quarantine and get to a whole bunch of listener questions! How do ...
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Quarantine call with MOM from 2020-05-18T09:00:43
Fan favorite, Carly's mom joins us this week on the podcast, we answer listener questions; How do you not resent your partner if they don't change their lifestyle after having a baby? If you want t...
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Social date-stancing with Megan Otto from 2020-05-04T09:00:58
Helllllo! On this weeks episode we have Carly’s real life friend Megan Otto! We discuss Megan’s very interesting life, Social distance dating, John Mayer, Brad Pitt and we get to some listener ques...
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Love at Mcdonalds from 2020-04-27T09:00:38
Special guest Brendan Sagalow is on this week! We discuss online dating, fainting, and high school reunions and get to some listener questions about boundaries in a relationship and knowing when to...
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Mark your territory from 2020-04-20T09:00:53
This weeks guest is Jeff Leach who is from England and also Macedonia. We discuss being british/european, the Spice Girls, NSYNC, Carly’s ex boyfriend that wore jeans and dress shoes to the beach, ...
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Quarenqueen w/ Jessimae Peluso from 2020-04-13T09:00:43
Hello! This week we have a VERY special guest Jessimae Peluso ! We talk about some memories we’ve had through the years and get to a question about self esteem. Email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.c...
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Quarantine thottie from 2020-04-06T09:00:43
HellllooOOoo secret keepers! Carly is back this week wearing the same sweatpants as last week, chat about some tv shows and get to answering a ton of your questions, and a very special WHO WOULD YO...
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Carole Baskin F****s ! from 2020-03-30T09:00:52
Helloooo secret keepers! Carlys back from her closet! She’s doing a puzzle and watching a lot of TV. We recap the tiger king phenomenon and get to some questions with a very HEALTHY FMK! Send quest...
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Granny’s getting popped from 2020-03-23T09:00:40
Hello quarantine QT’s! Carly is recording from her closet this week! We get to a ton of questions, talk about the Tiger King documentary (watch it!) and do a couple of FMK’s! STAY HOME & Email us @...
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I hope so, Glen!! from 2020-03-16T09:00:25
Hello! We’re back in studio with Emma! We discuss the corona virus ? and get to some questions, POTATO FMK!!
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IS LOVE BLIND? from 2020-03-09T09:00:20
Hellooo!!! Carly is in studio this week and discusses the best show ever made, love is blind, says that she would eat spiders, and then gets to some questions and of course a F M K !! Keep sending ...
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Hello 911? from 2020-03-02T10:00:30
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Carly is in the studio today, she chit chats about some shows she watched, her dumbest moment that caused her major inconvenience this week and we get to some ques...
Crazy in the Face from 2020-02-24T10:00:20
Hey Secret Keepers, this week Carly is flying solo. She gets us all up to date on her fitness journey, then we talk favorite movies and TV shows. Then, we get into a TON of listener questions. We c...
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The law of attraction from 2020-02-17T10:00:20
We talk about royalty, meteors, JonBenèt Ramsey, dogs, Carly tells a story about getting falling for an online attention trap, we get to a question : how do you deal with your partner expressing th...
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Geriatric Parrots from 2020-02-10T10:00:20
Hey Secret Keepers, welcome back. We have someone very special we want you to meet, our new sound engineer King! We talk about grinding it out at the gym to get some fit butts. We also try to get i...
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Gas-lighting from 2020-02-03T10:00:20
Helllllooo! Emma and Carly chit chat and get to some listener questions: how to get back up when you’re screwed over on your birthday and you’re bummed out? What should you do if your friend tricke...
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Rooting for the Murderer from 2020-01-27T10:00:30
Hello Secret Keepers! We're so happy to welcome you back to the club, and Emma and Carly back to the studio. Even though it's a little chilly, we still got some hot topics to keep us warm. We're ta...
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Mrs. Penismann from 2020-01-20T10:00:20
Emma’s out of town & This week we have our favorite cisgendered Penismann Jared Freid. We talk the bachelor, the kardashians, setting people up, the era of envy, shark tank & SO MUCH MORE - we answ...
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Enter at Your Own Risk from 2020-01-13T10:00:26
Hey Secret Keepers! We're getting real deep on this episode, because we're talking anal. Who loves it (Emma,)and who won't even let people LOOK at their butt (Carly.) We also tackle questions about...
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Wit tha fur coat on? from 2020-01-06T10:00:33
Emma does a deep dive on Greta Thornburg and the girls discuss society putting pressure on kids, Carly calls her mom, the girls catch up with Ellen and Carly talks about the time she was hustled in...
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Ya gotta hover from 2019-12-30T10:00:43
Carly and Emma talk about religion, tv shows, the apocalypse, the show in philly, going #2 in public, we get to a question- what happens when you are married but have feelings for another man?
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Apocalypto 420 from 2019-12-16T10:00:53
Hey Secret Keepers! We're talking all of our favorite things: Outback Steakhouse, Ruby Tuesday, Cheesecake Factory, doomsday prepping, and (fictional!) kids going missing. Also, don't trust 23 and ...
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Gushers are GuShY from 2019-12-09T10:00:43
Carly and Emma are in studio again, we talk about panic attacks, we talk A LOT about Ryan Dunkleman , and get to a question - Is it your place to ask about someone’s parents & finances when you’re ...
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Never met your face from 2019-12-02T10:00:23
We’re in studio the day after thanksgiving and do a lot of catching up, we talk about our holidays and get to some questions ! What do you do if you still dream about your ex?? What should you do a...
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Cinnamon Bun Savings Fund from 2019-11-25T10:00:23
Hey Secret Keepers! Whether your a day 1 ride or die fan, or a brand new one we're so happy to have you tune in this week. We talk about how lame brief cases are, figure out what super powers Emma,...
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Can’t handle the juice from 2019-11-18T10:00:23
Carly went to TJ and bought two luxurious sweaters, she lost her favorite ring (UPDATE: found it after we recorded the episode!!), Emma talks about an unfortunate thing that happened in her home to...
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Mr Quirky's Little House of Horrors from 2019-11-11T10:00:44
Hey Secret Keepers! Welcome to Mr Quirky's Little House of Horrors, where we chat about the insanity of PMS, The Joker, and turning doody into water. DID YOU KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT? We're answerin...
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On the run from 2019-11-04T10:00:32
We’re back and get right to some questions ! What should you do if you’re in a long distance situation that you want to be more ? A listener wants to know if she should invite her friends terrible ...
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Lil Chonker from 2019-10-28T09:01:32
Hey Secret Keepers, welcome back to the club. You ever Juul at a funeral? Steal cigarettes? Galavant through bear infested woods? Well good news, this episode's for you. We even share a story about...
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100% smells like salami from 2019-10-21T09:00:32
Hello & welcome to the club! Carly Emma And Chris are catching up in studio. Carly met a secret keeper in New Orleans, we catch up a little bit. We talk about selfish friends. What to do if your fa...
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Espionage or Lying from 2019-10-14T09:00:24
Hello Secret Keepers! Carly, Emma, and Chris are all in the studio together gearing up for Chris' big move to Seattle. Carly reveals that she's a wizard in the kitchen, and Emma took 6 shots of esp...
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Conjuring Charles Manson from 2019-10-07T09:00:34
Carly, Emma, and Chris are back in studio - we talk about massages. Carly went to New Orleans and fills us in on her trip. We talk a little about killers, r.kelly, Michael Jackson, and OJ Simpson. ...
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Crate and Barrel Gift Card!?! from 2019-09-30T09:00:24
Welcome to another episode!
Emma returns from a trip to the bathroom with wet hair...instead of addressing it she starts talking about espresso. Carly has a hack to avoid paying for coffee...
Facts from the Facts Machine SIR from 2019-09-23T09:00:35
Emma Carly & Chris chat about Chris leaving soon (sad face emoji) and not letting ~*~HaTErZ~*~ affect you. Emma tells a story about her mom. We get to some questions, a secret keeper is wondering i...
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I’m Crampin’ from 2019-09-16T09:00:45
Welcome to another episode of secret keepers club!
Carly, Chris, and Emma catch up after a month out of the studio! Emma calls in from San Fran, Carly has an incredible invention that will hel...
Missin’ you like candy from 2019-09-09T09:00:45
Emma, Carly and Chris are back again! We talk about Chris’ emotions, Kashi, raisin nut bran, we talk about Chris leaving. Lots of chit chat, Carly reminisces about her past. We get to some question...
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Check Your Boobs from 2019-09-02T09:00:25
Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! It’s 100 degrees outside and Emma is in a sweatsuit, Chris is chill as ever and Carly is cooking with a new pizza stone!
Emma escapes he...
Clap Clap Jelly from 2019-08-26T09:00:46
Emma, Carly and Chris are back in the studio and ready to party!! Carly made jelly and met a secret keeper on the street. We have confirmation that Carly did not get invited to her reunion.
What is a Peptide!? from 2019-08-19T09:00:35
Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! This episode is jam packed with new stories from Emma, Carly and Chris!!! Off the top, Carly has some fancy water that she’s not into and the girl...
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FMK: Emma, Carly, Chris !?! from 2019-08-05T09:00:25
Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! Emma and Carly give the 411 on the Secret Keepers private Facebook group (open to all Secret Keepers)! They catch up about the struggles of return...
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Emma saw Lance Bass from 2019-07-29T09:00:25
Emma and Carly are back in the studio! Emma saw Lance Bass- Carly had a travel nightmare. We answer a few questions, what happens when you accidentally date a married man?
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Lay a fatty on ‘er from 2019-07-22T09:00:24
Emma & Carly do a little catch up. Emma tells a story about over indulging on hot dogs. Carly got hit by a bike. We get to some emails - What do you do when you don’t feel fully comfortable having ...
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Have you had a Zoodle!?! from 2019-07-15T09:00:24
Emma and Carly are back in the studio!
They figure out what kind of meatballs they would be while Emma sweats her brains out cause she is wearing a sweatshirt in 600 degree weather. Carl...
Why are you here in my house right now? from 2019-07-08T09:00:24
Emma and Carly talk about self help, Jay Z, Ja rule, we answer a question about a long distance relationship that didn’t work out, wacky Willy dildo time, naked and afraid, a follow up email from o...
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Karmas a ride or die from 2019-07-01T09:00:19
Hey Secret Keepers, Emma and Carly are back together (kinda). Emma's calling in from Vegas, and Carly's rocking a broken foot. Carly tells us how she broke her foot, and the pettiest ex she's ever ...
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Oh, He’s a Pants Guy Now ? from 2019-06-24T09:00:19
Carly and Emma are back! We discuss rappers, auditions, arguing, and stupid fights in relationships. We get into some questions! Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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A Motherf**ng Pen Pall!?! from 2019-06-17T09:00:29
Carly is out for one more episode and Emma and Chris HANG!
Chris is working on his summer outfit, Emma is having a man one identity crisis about a ride to the airport, they get into possible in...
It’s like Mother's Milk from 2019-06-10T09:00:25
Should you tell a friend on their wedding day if you just found out her fiancé has a secret child?
Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! Carly’s in Italy and Emma sits down w...
Perfect on Paper from 2019-06-03T10:31:20
Emma and Carly haven’t been in studio for a million years! Carly talks about her vacation and tells us some exciting news. We get to some questions, should you stay with you “perfect on paper” boyf...
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He's A Keeper from 2019-05-27T09:00:17
Carly and Emma are hearing noises, Carly’s parents met her new boyfriend and we call them to see how they felt about him. We talk about KFC, Coachella, and ecstasy. We answer some questions: should...
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What am I, JLO? from 2019-05-20T09:00:29
Is Emma wearing fancy shoes? Maybe. The girls compare notes on designers and deduce that everything MIGHT be shit. Carly orders a special outfit for her trip to France andItaly with her boyfriend, ...
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Dear God...do you hate me? from 2019-05-13T09:00:39
Welcome back!
The girls absorb listener feedback on Vabbing (you guys love it but want it featured less) and decide to hold off on turning the podcast into a full on VAB A THON. Carly gets her...
The Mouse on the Couch from 2019-05-06T09:00:39
Carly and Emma feel crazy today. Carly fills us in about her nightmare weekends on the road. We hear a vab story. Emma tried vabbing , it didn’t work. We get to an email, does age really matter? Wh...
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I Hate the Gellers! from 2019-04-29T09:00:59
Secret Keepers are coming in hot! The girls get into some cold brew and things go crazy!!! Carly congratulates Emma on passing her abstinence test (for acne pills) and the girls dive into a BUNCH o...
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Another One Bites the Dust! from 2019-04-22T12:38:17
Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Emma starts off with an aggressive SIGH which the girls deduce stems from unrelated to the sigh stress - they catch up and compare notes on pilot season (the ‘season...
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Cool Ranch Would Cheat from 2019-04-15T11:18:11
We catch up and chit chat about nerds,geeks,dorks and dweebs. We talk about Dwayne The Rock Johnson, ponder what jobs we are qualified to do (hint: it’s nothing). A new listener just ended a long r...
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Thotties wit Bodies from 2019-04-08T11:42:18
Emma and Carly catch up. Carly’s eye is infected. Emma thinks she met Carly’s soulmate. Emma tells us about her “alternative” school. We talk a little bit about vabbing (surprise!) and get to some ...
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I’m Gunna Flip This Table from 2019-04-01T10:00:42
Hello! Welcome to the club! Carly tried vabbing (IT WORKS!) and went on a bad date. Emma strained her bicep from exercising and deals with some relationship stuff. We hear yet ANOTHER vabbing succe...
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Back Off The Carrot! from 2019-03-25T10:00:49
Welcome to the club! Emma is frazzled, messing up her schedule and very paranoid it will seem like she only has one luxury sweatshirt! Carly recovers from a
a double red eye, and shares h...
The Vortex of Duane Reade from 2019-03-18T10:00:49
Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers! Carly was ALMOST late by a minute, but was not late because of the time vortex that is Duane Read. The girls dive into Carly’s purchases at Duane Read,...
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Luxury Grape Concord Jelly from 2019-03-11T10:00:58
A secret keeper sends us a story about an unfortunate and awkward sex situation with someone that possibly may be dead, and sends us a question about what to do when a guy says he’s interested in t...
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First Class from 2019-03-04T11:00:33
Carly and Emma are back in studio for the first time in forever! Carly squashes some rumors. We talk about Jordyn Woods fumbling the bag and a lot about the Kardashians. Some chit chat about Botox....
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Killin’ it in Swazi from 2019-02-25T11:00:46
We talk a little bit about Valentine’s Day. A listener wants to know if she should say something to her friend that is a 30 year old virgin. Emma and Carly discuss how amazing they are at first dat...
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Two Coronas: Part 2 from 2019-02-19T10:00:15
Carly’s Corona number 2 is kicking in and Emma’s hogging Carly’s Juul - which Carly needs to quit smoking; they are both sweltering in Emma’s room at the Holiday Inn (cause she cranked up the heat)...
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Two Coronas: Part 1 from 2019-02-18T17:39
WE HAVE A SPECIAL 2 PART EPISODE THIS WEEK! CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR THE REST! Emma and Carly are having a meltdown at a Holiday Inn in Burbank California. Carly gets drunk off one beer. They discus...
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Too Smart To Be Dumb from 2019-02-11T12:00:45
The girls look forward to shooting a pilot in LA (which is a foreshadow to some to next weeks episode, hint: things DID NOT GO AS PLANNED), Carly catches us up on her new haircut and Emma asks abou...
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Did You Want Attention for That? from 2019-02-04T11:00:35
How weird is it to use a towel as a tampon? Are hazelnuts advanced nuts? Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! The cuties Carly and Emma discuss the differences between a having a cult...
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Hugging The Pop Tart from 2019-01-28T11:00:33
EMMA IS BACK!! Lots and lots of chit chat. Carly and Emma discuss starting their own milk business and discuss different milks for a very long time (literally 20 minutes). We try and figure out how...
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It’s a Chowawa! from 2019-01-21T16:29:43
HELLO and welcome to another episode with your friends at Secret Keepers Club. Emma is out for one more week, and Carly is joined by their friend and comedian Rosebud Baker, from Amazons Inside Jok...
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Ruining Red from 2019-01-14T12:00:25
We're still missing Emma while she's in LA, but it's okay because Carly's mom is substitute secret keeper for the second week running. The Aquilinos take care of some New Year's shopping, ruin the ...
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Secret Moms Club from 2019-01-07T12:48:49
Emma is out of town, Carly’s mom joins the club this week as our co host. We answer your questions and play a fun game of HMK (hug, marry, kill)
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Captain Crappy Pants from 2018-12-31T12:33:56
Emma and Carly discuss their resolutions. What should you do if every guy you hook up with seems to be in a relationship? We talk about Emma’s identity theft. We hear from a listener that is strugg...
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS! from 2018-12-25T13:00:25
SPECIAL SECRET CHRISTMAS EPISODE ! WE CHIT CHAT SO MUCH WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO ANY QUESTIONS. WE LOVE YOU GUYS AND HOPE YOU HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS ! SHARE WITH FRIENDS, LIKE, RATE, & SUBS...
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What Happens to Cute? from 2018-12-24T18:25:37
After a month long hiatus from recording in person, Emma and Carly catch up on life, work, and potentially the most embarrassing thing to happen in Carly’s life to date! Carly saved it to tell on t...
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Always Eating Grilled Cheese from 2018-12-10T11:00:47
Emma got a haircut and has a good face. Vabbing success story. Is a hot dog a sandwich? How do you meet new friends and let go of certain people in your life who are toxic? How can you cope with ha...
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Chemistry, B*tch! from 2018-12-03T11:00:24
Should you feel guilty if you are not officially dating someone and you’ve met someone new? We hear from a listener that moved away from home to be with her man and now feels like she may have made...
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Figaro Figaro Figaro from 2018-11-26T11:00:34
Emma found out why she has been poopin’ her pants. Carly’s arch nemesis writes us an email. Should you act on having a sex with a girl for the first time if you’re in a happy relationship? Should y...
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Cornish Hens from 2018-11-19T10:00:28
We talk about donuts, giving gifts, and who would win in a fight if we fist fought. A listener wants to know why she feels embarrassed about farting in front of her partner. We talk to Carly’s mom ...
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Where The Eggs At?! from 2018-11-12T12:09:23
Emma tells a story about how she once lost the key to a set of handcuffs. We hear from a listener that claims Secret Keepers Club changed her sex life and has now coined the term “vabbing”. How do ...
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The Kitchen Couch from 2018-11-05T12:00:37
How can you tell if he’s a f-boy or a BF ? A male listener wants to know how to deal with his girlfriend wanting the dog in the bedroom while they....ya know. How do you get your ex out of your hea...
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Little Baby Messiah from 2018-10-29T17:37:28
Carly and Emma discuss taking tests in the special room at school. Emma takes pregnancy test to find out if she is carrying a baby messiah.
FMK: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt....
Master of the Dome from 2018-10-22T11:00:23
Carly and Emma dive into the outcome of Carly’s recent Blood Facial, Emma considering Accutane, Carly’s elaborate family game of Chopped, and how Emma measures pasta sauce...one handful at a time. ...
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A Gelatinous Treat from 2018-10-15T11:01:49
What should you do if your boyfriend doesn’t want you to go down on him? What does it mean if guys that you are dating consistently bring their friends on dates with you? A very long conversation a...
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Wacky Willy Wee Wee Time from 2018-10-08T06:57:43
Update on Mommas boy girl. What to do if your friends are shaming you if you aren’t available to hang out with them as often as they’d like? What do you do when a guy is in love with you and you do...
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Grow Some Balls, and Wash Your Balls from 2018-10-01T11:33:03
In depth discussion about if you would go to another planet and never come back. Can you be friends with a professional athlete that is married and wants to fly you out to a game? What do you do if...
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Hooked on the boogie juice from 2018-09-24T12:25:55
Carly and Emma dive into the merits of labels, how to react if someone says you taste like chlamydia, and if its worth it to come out as bi – if you are in a happy, monogamous, straight marriage. ...
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Wacky Willy Dildo Time from 2018-09-17T11:00:56
Is it foolish to let your boyfriend ejaculate inside of you? How do you go about telling guys you are thinking about hooking up with that you contracted an STD from a sexual assault? What do you do...
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Do you have a highlighter? from 2018-09-10T12:34:05
Listener wants to know if he should edit his stand up set if his ex is going to be in the crowd. We discuss the difference between asexual and “acommittal” (which is a word we made up). And also gi...
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Is There A Proposal Timeline? from 2018-09-03T17:44:47
Emma had another accident. Listener wants to know if she should tell her boyfriend that she slept with his best friend/roommate while they were on a break. Should you risk a friendship ending to se...
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Is Dear Abby Blushing? from 2018-08-27T00:24:15
Listener is confused about what to do after she left her boyfriend to explore new things sexually and is now feeling lonely. We talk about what to do if you’re in love with someone that will never ...
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Neg on the Herps from 2018-08-20T11:57:14
Emma saw the guy she gave a blowjob to.
Carly is single again after being in a very long one month relationship. Guy can’t get it up after he had sex with a porn star and contracted a tre...
More Spit Please from 2018-08-13T13:37:29
Carly and Emma welcome you to another episode of Secret Keepers Club, where they touch on such topics as Gold Teeth, leaky brain, dry BJs and spineless Momma’s boys.
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Let’s Get Fist-ical from 2018-08-06T07:00:34
Carly has her period, Emma might have gout. Listener wants to know how to discuss how/when to bring toys into a relationship when your partner isn’t as open to discussing sex. Emma and Carly discus...
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Questions, Questions, Questions from 2018-07-23T17:42:25
Carly & Emma answer questions sent in from listeners and play a fun game of Fuck,marry, kill.
Send us questions at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com - all questions answered anonymously !
When To Say The "L" Word from 2018-07-16T13:55:58
Woo hoo episode 1! Carly and Emma discuss toxic relationships, when to say the “L” word, Masturbating, when to define the relationship & a fun game of F, Marry, Kill!
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