Kurt's Korner Feb 1st 2021 - a podcast by David S McIvor, Kurtis Little

Kurt’s Korner – NHL Main Slate Feb 1st

 

By Kurtis Little                                                                                                                          @SemiproDFS

  

             What’s up C*ckheads! Well. It’s 2021, it’s February, and none of that fuckin matters. I don’t exactly know how to start this… I’ve never written like this before, but fuck it, here I go.                            If you can’t handle a cuss or 12, than make like a tree and fuck off. I’m going to try my chances at writing out my picks, being that saying them on the show never fucking works. So here is the Main slate for February 1st/2021 for the NHL!!!

 

          Pittsburgh -115 VS NY Rangers -105 That #1 pick is turning into a good NHL ready player for the Rangers, but tonight that little French fucker eats some potato soup from Nova Scotia cuz Crosby and the gang are here to drop their nuts on ‘em. Crosby, Guentzel, and Desmith stack here folks.

 

           Montreal -105 VS Vancouver +145 Vancouver has looked softer than my daughters baby shit to begin the season, comparatively speaking of course, to their counterparts in the new “North” (Its the fucking Canadian Division Gary you asshole) Division. Hence, a Montreal smack down here. Line 3 does it for me with the Shithead himself Perry getting a bump from me tonight, plus hammer Toffoli and Kotkaniemi. If you don’t like Desmith I’d take Price here.

 

          Washington +125 VS Boston -145 Have you seen Icarus? The Caps are more or less the Russian National Team. So you know having all the KGB members back on the ice, after they were all caught, trying to fuck America in that hotel room; is going to pay dividends for Washington here. I know I know you Boston idiots, but somethings telling me tonight the Caps play like they’re on something(Because they are, allegedly). Smash Russians tonight bitches.

 

I honestly hope you win, and I look cool as fuck because I nailed all these games. Otherwise, peace out Momo’s. YOLO.

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