Kurt's Korner Feb 2nd 2021 - a podcast by David S McIvor, Kurtis Little

Kurt’s Korner – NHL Main Slate Feb 2nd

 

By Kurtis Little                                                                                                                          @SemiproDFS

  

Fuck is up Momo’s.

 

          1 for 3 ain’t too-too bad for my first written picks. Montreal and the “Worms” line worked out for me last night DFS wise, but picking Pucklines sure as fuck DID NOT.

 

          So tonight I bring to you fuckers the “OverStack Parlay”. A 4 game parlay of strictly taking the Overs, for tonight’s NHL slate, the 2nd, of the coldest fucking month in history. I mean February, not Black History month, you Trump voting racist hillbillies ;2021.

 

This should work, and if it doesn’t, well, fuck ya, don’t listen to me then.

 

Ottawa VS Edmonton O/U 6.5 O -125

 

Draisaitl vs Stutzle tonight is basically East vs West Germany in the late 40’s, early 50’s. It’s must watch TV. Add in McFuckhead flying around like he just came back home to play in Men’s league and this should make for an entertaining, goal filled frenzy, of two shit stained basement dwelling teams in the Canadian division. You know the drill, take the over.

 

Montreal VS Vancouver O/U 6.5 O -105

 

Vancouver didn’t look any better last night than my daughters baby shit. Maybe having Petey, Miller and Boeser back together might help, but I doubt it. Montreal and the Worm take the sweep to start February. But again! You know the goddam drill. Take the over. MTL has butter nuts, Allen starting tonight, so heads up nerds.

 

Dallas VS Columbus O/U 5 O -125

 

FFF (Finnish Fortnite Fiend) makes his Blue Jackets debut tonight along with Jack. I REALLY think that man child Laine gets his shit together under Tort’s. Then again, he’s a 10 ply millennial bitch, so who knows. Hintz, Gurianov, and Benn should hold the Fort down as well. This is a barn burner mafuckers, so act accordingly and TAKE THE FUCKING OVER.

 

Calgary VS Winnipeg O/U 6 O -120

This little spark plug Mangiapane is REALLY starting to shine for the Flames. Couple that with how deep that lineup is, and they should get the W again tonight. However, being that I’m a diehard, they’ll probably get shit stomped tonight. Winnipeg needs secondary scoring more than those kids on the commercial you used to see on late night TV need food and water. I’m not joking either. When PLD comes in he better bring Christ with him, cuz WPG is look shaky.

 

AGAIN, I honestly hope you win, and I look cool as fuck because I nailed all these games. Otherwise, peace out momo’s. YOLO

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