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A podcast for geniuses, hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell.
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PATREON TEASER: Check Your Heads Up Privilege from 2023-12-12T08:05:05
Lara and Carey discuss the genuinely scary Leave The World Behind on Netflix, the newest TBD trailer for Season 11 of "Vanderpump Rules," Katie Maloney's supernaturally fierce hair, the...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 53 - The Little Esophagus That Could (RHOBH S13E7) from 2023-12-12T01:20:41
Lara and Carey decide to give RHOBH another chance (for now). The two return to 90210 to recap episodes 6+7, featuring The Dinner Party from Hell, Part 2. Kyle hosts supper for the girlies featu...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 70 - The Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (RHOSLC S4E13) from 2023-12-07T11:00:57
Lara and Carey talk zombie cats, aging dogs, "The Garden" docuseries and people who escape their marriages to compost in Missouri. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the ladies of Utah head to Bermuda for the...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Cinderella At The Jingle Ball from 2023-12-05T08:05:48
Lara and Carey talk missing Mother God, a wild new docuseries about a TikTok commune in Tennessee, grappling with the knowledge that the best cult years are behind us, Tyra Banks's iconique run ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: SURmax Battle Royale from 2023-12-02T08:05:46
Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss PoshGate, the immortal f*ck vibes of Jack Nicholson, George Santos's diva exit from Congress, Bethenny Frankel's descent into madness, the go...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 69 - The Enigma of Lisa Barlow (RHOSLC S4E12) from 2023-11-30T11:00:45
Carey and Lara talk Carey’s factory farm revelation, Lara’s George Glaas date to Ridley Scott’s Napoleon, and the Mother God finale. Back in Utah, Heather and Angie realize Monica is Jen Shah 2....
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 68 - Are You There, Mother God? It's Me, Monica (RHOSLC S4E11) from 2023-11-23T11:00:26
Lara and Carey take it to a place of SUP After Dark for a Thanksgiving Eve recap of RHOSLC. They discuss the already iconic "Mother God" docuseries. Back in Salt Lake City, Monica reveals she wa...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Get This Gay An Oscar from 2023-11-21T08:05:11
Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall to discuss Dads ruining botox access, "The Points," and the c*m guzzling Thanksgiving spectacular (Saltburn). Then they discuss THEE movie of t...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 52 - The Name 'Em Game (RHOBH S13E4) from 2023-11-17T11:00:47
Lara and Carey discuss a plethora of f*ckery, including Harry Styles's buzzcut, Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell's cursed film, a strange hum terrorizing a small town in Ireland, Murder...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 67 - Sweeney Marks (RHOSLC S4E10) from 2023-11-16T11:00:14
Lara and Carey talk about the nefarious nature of swim coaches, Taylor and Travis's deep dick romance, and do a deep dive on Netflix's new "Twin Flames" doc. Back in Salt Lake City, Lisa apologi...
ListenPATREON TEASER: 31-Year-Old Dick or Bust from 2023-11-14T08:05:26
Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss being in a Place of Robe, the trauma of dogs coughing, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos's new Vogue spread, hiding trust funds, and human cyborg Bry...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 51 - A Spread Eagle Showman (RHOBH S13E3) from 2023-11-10T11:00:43
Lara and Carey are back in Beverly Hills, much to their chagrin, to recap the brand-new RHOBH. But first, they discuss the trailer for Mean Girls: The Musical and feel the crus...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 66 - Tube Top Mormon (RHOSLC S4E9) from 2023-11-09T11:00:58
Lara and Carey talk Philly's new answer to SUR, USA Today's new resident Taylor Swift reporter, Nathan Fielder gifting Joe Jonas mayonnaise, and a Bachelor Nation hater from Gaga's NYU theatre p...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The BravoCon Lottery from 2023-11-07T08:05:43
Lara and Carey discuss the highs and lows of the BravoCon content they witnessed on social media over the weekend, including booing crowds, Tartan tops, and nary a serve to be found. Then they d...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 50 - Petty Women (RHOBH S13E2) from 2023-11-03T10:00:41
Carey and Lara discuss Kyle Richards's paranormal torment, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's potential Baldwinito reality show, and a man taking to the Daily Mail to narc on his wife for being in a yog...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 65 - Mid Mormon (RHOSLC S4E8) from 2023-11-02T10:00:14
RHOSLC has returned! Lara and Carey are back with a ODYSSEY of an episode, but first Lara gives a possible sliver of light at the end of the home reno tunnel. Then they talk Ramona Sing...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The Bravo Mehckoning from 2023-10-31T07:05:52
Carey and Lara are back behind the paywall for a doozy of a news recap. They discuss Lara's continued forced staycation, Bridgette Wilson Sampras's devastating development, and, of course, Matth...
ListenPATREON TEASER: A Sexy Boo-Nique Halloween Special from 2023-10-30T10:00:46
Lara and Carey fully give in to the supernatural for a one-episode special featuring spooky stories submitted by YOU, our dear readers. First, Lara updates us on her FEMA life in a construction ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 49 - Emotional Growth TV (RHOBH S13E1) from 2023-10-27T10:00:25
Lara and Carey are back in the 90210 to recap the brand-new season of RHOBH. But first, Lara discusses hotel life as Renovate Gate continues and her fear and loathing at the Beverly Cen...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Facelifts of the Damned from 2023-10-24T16:27:46
On a brand new bonus, Lara and Carey discuss Lara's luxe staycation from home renovation hell, a case for staying in the closet, George Santos on Ozempic, Joe Biden's facelift, Taylor Swift and ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 64 - A Greek Easter Exorcism ft. Liz Franczak & Brace Belden (RHOLSC S4E7) from 2023-10-19T10:00:14
In a merging of worlds, Lara and Carey are joined by none other than Liz and Brace from the iconic TrueAnon Podcast to recap this week's episode of RHOSLC. They discuss therapeutic boarding scho...
ListenPATRETON TEASER: Less is More in Q4 from 2023-10-18T07:05:20
Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall for another bonus sesh. Carey recaps his trip to Utah, and the healing power of an annular eclipse. They also talk Todd Haynes' classic movie, Saf...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 63 - Revenge of the Parentified Child (RHOLSC S4E6) from 2023-10-12T10:00:50
Larz and Carz are back with SUP after hours, talking New Yorkers abandoning therapists for psychics, and Rachel Leviss auctioning off her cursed TomTom hoodie and lightning bolt necklace in hono...
ListenPATREON TEASER: An OcTOEber Detour from 2023-10-10T07:05:42
Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall with Lara exercising her renters' rights against a cracking ceiling. Carey recaps the new human trafficking Lifetime movie starring Ariana Madix, and th...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 62 - A Gay Old Time At the Ski Chalet (RHOLSC S4E5) from 2023-10-05T10:00:17
Lara and Carey channel their inner saints by recommending *other* podcasts they're currently enjoying, then discuss the bed bug takeover of Paris and a woman who allegedly got deep-dicked by a g...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The Body Keeps the Troll from 2023-10-03T07:05:02
Lara and Carey unpack Carey's surprising ODD at a recent SUP photoshoot, the nationwide FEMA alert test on October 4th, Lara's harrowing foray in a biohacking group chat, Kim K's non-feud with A...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 61 - The Sundance Queen of the Middle Class (RHOSLC S4E4) from 2023-09-28T10:00:46
Larz and Carz return to the desert to finish out the disastrous RHOSLC trip to Palm Springs. First, they talk Dane Cook's new bride who's half his age, and whether Biden or Tr*mp would be better...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Loadtober is Upon Us from 2023-09-26T07:05:07
Lara and Carey are back in the stu once more, this time in a post-pug mask reality. They discuss pimples with an agenda, bacne, and Toe Gate 2023. They also talk Shannon Beador being investigate...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 60 - Phantom British Accent Syndrome (RHOSLC S4E3) from 2023-09-21T10:00:09
Larz and Carz head back to Palm Springs with the ladies of RHOSLC, but first, they make time to discuss the shocking new development in Teeny Tiny Alien Mummy Gate. And even more shocking, Lara ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Full Methal Jacket from 2023-09-20T07:05:34
Lara and Carey continue their Zoom streak, with Carey currently in Austin, TX. He talks about lake life and his inner Nessie. Then, the two discuss Carole Radziwill and Bethenny Frankel's war of...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 59 - Fake Plastic Alien Dolls (RHOSLC S4E2) from 2023-09-15T10:00:59
Larz and Carz pod from opposite ends of the country. Lara revels in her upcoming weekend of Northeast autumnal splendor, and Carey recounts a rogue firework show that shook his apartment buildin...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The United States of Apology Videos from 2023-09-13T07:05:05
Carey and Lara dive behind the paywall to discuss 22 years in a place of 9/11, the strange case of Club Chalamet--the Timothée Chalamet stan account run by a 57-year-old lady, the Reddit guy who...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 21 - Hello? Goodbye! (And Just Like That... S2E11) from 2023-09-12T10:00:11
Lara and Carey assemble for the finale recap of season 2 of And Just Like That... But first, they discuss the toothless gay conman who claims he smoked crack and hooked up with Obama. T...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 20 - The World According to Che Diaz (And Just Like That... S2E10) from 2023-09-11T10:00:01
Carey and Lara find their way back to the city that never sleeps, for the penultimate recap of "And Just Like That," season two. Carrie decides to hold a "Last Supper" in her famous apartment fo...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 58 - Martha Marcy Mae Mary Cosby (RHOSLC S4E1) from 2023-09-08T19:17:43
Lara and Carey return to the snow-capped holy land of Utah for a new season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they check in on the Great Exodus of Burning Man 2023, a...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 19 - Virginia is for Haters (And Just Like That... S2E9) from 2023-09-07T10:00:42
Lara and Carey head back to the A.I. simulation of New York City to recap episode 9 of And Just Like That... season two. First, they discuss the muddy nightmare that is Burning Man 2023...
ListenPATREON TEASER: We Are So Back from 2023-09-06T07:05:27
Lara and Carey are back in the stu after a month long hiatus. Larz regales us with her Greek and Italian adventures, Acropolis tingz, being judged for her coffee order in Rome, and more. The two...
ListenSUP REDUX: Insatiable Bitch Goddesses Ep. 1 - Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time! (Rock of Love S1E1) from 2023-09-01T10:00:04
Rock me, baby! Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell have returned to recap Rock of Love: Season 1. It's a trip down memory lane filled with cringey early aughts style, pole dancing...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Typhoid Larry & Carey from 2023-08-30T07:05:45
Lara and Carey talk Medieval plagues making a comeback in the US, with Leprosy in Florida and Typhus in California and Texas, via dog fleas. The gorgeously awkward spectacle of new RHONY, aliens...
ListenSUP REDUX: Lohan Island Ep. 1 - I'm Keeping My Eye On You (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E1) from 2023-08-25T10:00
Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for a Sexy Unique Spinoff: Lohan Island! Together, they will be traversing the jagged terrain otherwise known as "Lindsay Lohan's Beach House." Episode 1 delivers tons...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The Chaos Queen of Ventura County from 2023-08-23T07:05:14
Larz and Carz discuss the saga of Tori Spelling: the biggest hibachi-burnt, eyepatch wearing, mold thwarting, annually divorcing, RV living Nepo Baby of the 21st Century. They reflect on Tori's ...
ListenSUP REDUX: Gallery Ghouls Ep. 1 - You Okay Claud? (Gallery Girls S1E1) from 2023-08-18T10:00:56
SUP is back with an all new season covering the iconic, short-lived masterpiece known as Gallery Girls. In the premiere episode, Lara and Carey try to decide who is the darkest amongst ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: A Proud NFLGBTQ Ally from 2023-08-16T07:05:06
The gruesome twosome are back behind the paywall, discussing a celeb blind item about a certain smokey-eyed ghoul's boozy rock bottom in Budapest, the curious case of Alicia Vikander, Lara's new...
ListenRoad to SUR: The Reawakening of Raquel from 2023-08-11T10:00:37
Lara and Carey discuss psychic sales associates, the scarf-to-tank top pipeline, and a Raq sighting in Tuscon. Then they get into more pressing matters: the TRUE origin story of Miss Rachel "Raq...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Lizzo-dise Lost from 2023-08-09T07:05:04
Lara and Carey talk the most DEPRESSING VPR news to DATE! Will Miss Leviss ACTUALLY return for Season 11?! G*D D*MMIT! They also discuss Lizzo's cancellation, corporate-sanctioned morality, the ...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 18 - Aidan-Pilled (And Just Like That... S2E8) from 2023-08-04T10:00:51
Lara and Carey discuss the dream of a Real Housewives of Long Island, then do a deep dive on Nancy Grace's current obsession with the recently arrested Long Island Serial Killer. Then it's back ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The August Of Our Discontent from 2023-08-02T07:05:50
Larz and Carz head back behind the paywall for a long convo regarding the future of VPR, fearing a flop Season 11, as rumors of Ariana and Tom not filming together, coupled with Rachel's curious...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 17 - The Tartan Apocalypse (And Just Like That... S2E7) from 2023-07-28T10:00:55
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's upcoming Grecian and Italian adventure, and why no one cares about Congress's recent hearing about alleged crashed UFOs and "non-human biologicals." Then, the ladie...
ListenPATREON TEASER: My So-Called Türkiye from 2023-07-26T07:05:48
Carey and Lara reflect on summering in Europe, and longing for full head transplants in Türkiye. Then, Carey laments the death of his Twitter account, which was permanently suspended, and muses ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Your Scheana Is A Wonderland from 2023-07-24T07:00:04
Lara and Carey are back in the stu (Lara's living room), and get right into the nefarious doings of the studios during the WGA/SAG Strike, most recently trimming the trees at Universal Studios t...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 16 - The Cruel Misfortunes of Ol' Chablis Hobbes (And Just Like That... S2E6) from 2023-07-21T17:01:28
Lara and Carey discuss anonymous Bravo fan accounts, and how their energy is very "Jigsaw" from SAW. Then, the two get right into the latest installment in And Just Like That... which has legiti...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 15 - Che Hell (And Just Like That... S2E6) from 2023-07-20T10:00:09
Carey and Lara catch up with a recap of episode FIVE of And Just Like That..., and immediately things get off to a ghoulish start. The ladies head to Charlotte's big Halloween bash, whe...
ListenPATREON TEASER: LIVE at Neumos (Vanderpump Rules S5E4) from 2023-07-20T05:02:12
Lara and Carey return to the Great Northwest to perform at NUEMOS in Seattle's legendary Capitol Hill. The two discuss living their PNW truths, hot fish mongers, CityTargets, and the harrowing b...
ListenPATREON TEASER: LIVE at the Independent (Vanderpump Rules S2E10) from 2023-07-19T07:05:16
The GRAND FINALE of the SUP Summer 2023 tour! Larz and Carz return to the Golden City of San Francisco at the Independent for a raucous sendoff to a whirlwind month. They talk Vicki Gunvalson's ...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 34 - LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter Round II (Vanderpump Rules S3E7) from 2023-07-17T18:14:23
Lara and Carey return to their home turf at Dynasty Typewriter, and they've got a LOT to cover in under two hours. The two talk the shuncking new development in the Titan submarine disaster, inv...
ListenPATREON TEASER: LIVE at The Bowery Ballroom (Vanderpump Rules S3, E16) from 2023-07-12T21:52:57
Lara and Carey return to the Big Apple for another round at the storied Bowery Ballroom. They talk wildfire haze, dinner at Balthazar and a quick journey into Chinatown, swarms of climate change...
ListenPATREON TEASER: LIVE at The Sinclair (Vanderpump Rules S3E2) from 2023-07-10T17:58:48
SUP takes the stage at the iconic Sinclair in Cambridge, MA. Carey makes a shocking confession about Rita Wilson before we dive into Season 3 Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules. Scheana's bi...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 14 - The Cum Collector (And Just Like That... S2E4) from 2023-07-07T10:05:13
Lara and Carey rejoice over what felt like a classic SATC episode of And Just Like That... but first, they must discuss the terrifying viral video of the woman fleeing a flight after cl...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Grifter Girl Summer from 2023-07-05T23:18:25
Carey and Lara are back from the East Coast leg of the SUP Summer Tour, and Carey makes a shocking Dunkin' Donuts confession. They also have a mini book club, discussing Emma Cline's The Guest, ...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 13 - A Last Rites Blowie (And Just Like That... S2E3) from 2023-07-04T10:00:21
Lara and Carey recount their individual JetBlue MINT experiences on their flights back to LA, and Carey's gazpacho faux pas threatens to end their friendship, once and for all. Then, they head B...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 12 - The One Million Dollar Phone Call (And Just Like That...S2 E2) from 2023-06-28T07:00:56
Lara and Carey discuss Carey's wedding over the weekend, and the two reach a mutual understanding that And Just Like That and its characters continue to exist in an alternate, uncanny r...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Deep Sea Implosion But Make It C*nt from 2023-06-27T07:00:23
Lara and Carey do a deep dive on the deepest dive possible: the OceanGate submarine disaster, and its current and wild effect on culture. They also discuss aliens landing in Las Vegas, and summe...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 11 - Welcome to Che Diaz’s Los Angeles (And Just Like That…S2 E1) from 2023-06-23T10:00:40
We're back in the AI coffee shop with 3/4 of The Girlies. That's right, season two of And Just Like That… has arrived, and things are still weird as hell, but at least there's a little ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: LIVE at Sleeping Village Night 2 (Vanderpump Rules S3 E13) from 2023-06-21T07:00:46
Lara and Carey take the stage for night two at Sleeping Village in ol' Chicago and cover Season 3 Episode 13 of Vanderpump Rules. Kristen Doute meets with the infamous "Miami Girl" to a...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 33 - LIVE at Sleeping Village (Vanderpump Rules S10 E19) from 2023-06-20T04:00:35
Lara and Carey take the stage for their two night run at Sleeping Village in Chi-town. They discuss Orca's plans to destroy the human race, before diving into Vanderpump Rules Season 10: Sec...
ListenLIVE at Dynasty Typewriter - An Audience Trades Me (Vanderpump Rules S9 E3) from 2023-06-16T17:14:59
Lara and Carey are LIVE on their home turf, back at Los Angeles's storied Dynasty Typewriter. They talk Kelly Killoren Bensimon's confounding weight loss exclusive with the Daily Mail, and get r...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Eat, Pray, Shark Attack from 2023-06-14T07:05
Carey and Lara recap Carey's Bachelorette party, and discuss the hetero-wedding industrial complex, cruel grandmothers, Natalie Wood's mysterious death, the latest attack in the Great Marine Lif...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 32 - Raquel, Interrupted (Vanderpump Rules S10 E18) from 2023-06-09T10:00:28
On a DOOZY of an episode, Lara and Carey get right into dissecting the final part of the now-legendary VPR Season 10 reunion. With Scheana banished to a trailer, Raquel makes her entrance, facin...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The Curious Case of Samantha Jones from 2023-06-07T07:05:31
Lara and Carey discuss the recent terrorism in Carey's Instagram comments, the true villains in The Curious of Natalia Grace, the cruise ship to catamaran misinformation pipeline, Kim C...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 31 - Do You Hear the SURvers Sing? (Vanderpump Rules S10 E17) from 2023-06-02T10:00:23
Carey and Lara talk Corporate Pride, and praise the recent LGBTQ miracle that Kim Cattrall WILL be returning as Samantha Jones in Season 2 of And Just Like That... Then, the two get int...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The Buffalo Cauliflower Birthday Coup from 2023-05-31T07:05:58
Lara breaks down her birthday blowout at TomTom this past weekend, spilling details on the power gays in attendance, and the earth-shattering Tilapio Schwartz cameo. Carey recaps the new 'Bama R...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 30 - Sandoval vs. The World (Vanderpump Rules S10 E16) from 2023-05-25T22:00:05
Part One of the VPR Season 10 reunion is finally upon us, and Lara and Carey get right into it. From Andy's one-on-one sit downs with Ariana, Sandoval, and Mizz Leviss, to the immediate fire squ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Cyberbully Me by My Name from 2023-05-24T07:05:06
Lara and Carey discuss how this new season of Selling Sunset truly cracked the reality TV splendor code, orca whales organizing to sink ships out of revenge, and recount the horror of e...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 29 - The Way We SUR (Vanderpump Rules S10 E15) from 2023-05-18T20:00
WE HAVE ARRIVED! The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here. Lara and Carey sit down for a SUP after-hours recording for the shunking, herstoric Scandoval finale of VPR seas...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Offshore Accounts Don't Lie from 2023-05-17T07:05:18
Lara and Carey discuss the spiritual guru industry, Esther Hicks's shuncking audiobook, and channeling questionable accent work. Plus, Shakira and Tom Cruise's alleged "hang," and Shak's bonechi...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 28 - Trade Me: Activated (Vanderpump Rules S10 E14) from 2023-05-12T10:00:53
Lara and Carey get right to the nitty gritty with a LIVE reaction to the highly anticipated Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer before diving into a recap of Season 10 Ep 14. Kat...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The Dishonorable Mizz Holmes from 2023-05-10T07:05:12
Lara and Carey are back to recording IRL, post-Carey's COVID affliction. The two discuss the second week of the WGA Strike, and the struggles of being a capital C creative in 2023. They also rec...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 27 - Bucket Hat Depression (Vanderpump Rules S10 E13) from 2023-05-05T10:00:56
Carey and Lara discuss Carey's current bout of Novel Coronavirus, picketing for the WGA strike, and Jury Duty. Back in the VPR multiverse, half the gang heads to a gay-run desert ranch ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Queen Bee Tingz from 2023-05-03T07:05:59
Carey and Lara discuss Lara's Ojai adventure, the looming Writers' Strike, bowing down to A.I., and Lara's diving headfirst into the gorgeous and terrifying world of bees. Plus, Reader Mail, inc...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 26 - Chaos at the Beach (Vanderpump Rules S10 E12) from 2023-04-28T10:00:02
Lara and Carey discuss seeing LA through springtime lenses, Lara coming around on AMC Theaters, spiritual conduit Esther Hicks's hold on TikTok, and Facetiming with A.I. Back on VPR, Raquel and ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Oh, Yeah! Show Me That Big Roth IRA from 2023-04-26T07:05:32
Carey and Lara discuss Carey's 34th birthday weekend, the mid-30s to old pipeline, How To Blow Up A Pipeline, the continued sticky truth about AMC theaters, Alexander Skarsgård's eterna...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 25 - Vanderpump's Crucible (Vanderpump Rules S10 E11) from 2023-04-21T10:00:01
Lara and Carey get right into this week's harrowing Vanderpump Rules: the gang has returned from Scheana and Brock's Cancun wedding extravaganza, and Los Angeles just doesn't seem the same... Ch...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Dispatches From The Asylum from 2023-04-19T07:05:29
Lara and Carey lament Carey's struggles with technology as they pod from Oklahoma and LA, respectively. Carey recaps the harrowing new Brooke Shields documentary, the two discuss their big Frida...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 24 - Bad Female Friends (Vanderpump Rules S10 E10) from 2023-04-14T10:00:02
Prior to discussing Tom Sandoval's shockingly random tell-all interview with Howie Mandel (?!), Carey and Lara's friendship is nearly shattered by the mention of "Senator Hair." Meanwhile, on
PATREON TEASER: The Oleato Diaries from 2023-04-12T07:00:24
The time has come for Lara and Carey to taste-test Starbucks's confounding new olive oil-infused "Oleato" coffee, and the experience is nothing short of harrowing (and rumbly). They also discuss...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 23 - The Terrible Tale of Tilapio Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules S10 E9) from 2023-04-07T10:00:50
Lara and Carey discuss Jen Shah's new play she's writing and directing in prison, unexpected texts from ex-drug dealers, and a possible serial killer in Austin, TX. Back at Scheana and Brock's w...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Bat Boy 4Ever from 2023-04-05T07:05:18
Carey and Lara discuss Lara's new platinum bob and Q2 aspirations, West Virginia's latest claim to fame, "Weekly World News" as a queer root, the tragic bliss of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 22 - The SUR Gene (Vanderpump Rules S10 E8) from 2023-03-31T10:00:28
Lara and Carey discuss Carey's recent stint in Texas, LA Stockholm Syndrome, and Scheana's victorious court appearance. Meanwhile, the gang gears up for Scheana's destination wedding in Mexico, ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: These UnSURtain Times from 2023-03-29T07:05:50
Lara and Carey pod from LA and Texas respectively. They catch up on Lara's Big Saturday night in WeHo, where she gave an impromptu tour of the Vanderpump Empire, including harrowing stops at SUR...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 21 - Au Revoir Les Bubbas (Vanderpump Rules S10 E7) from 2023-03-24T10:00:29
Carey and Lara discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's culture-defining ski accident trial, Raquel's bizarre TMZ interview, and the seating chart for the VPR reunion. Back at Skybar, Guys Night has been crash...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Sports Bar Insurrection from 2023-03-22T07:00:21
Carey and Lara unpack the Vanderpump Rules midseason trailer, featuring Ariana and Tom's first on-camera interaction post #Scandoval.. They also discuss the climate apocalypse, Lara's a...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 20 - The Leftovers (Vanderpump Rules S10 E6) from 2023-03-17T10:00:37
Lara and Carey are back on their MH370 journey, this time discussing the new Netflix docuseries. From the plane being shot down by the US to Russian hijackers flying it to Kazakstan, the two rea...
ListenPATREON TEASER: A Whale of a Time from 2023-03-15T07:05:28
Carey and Lara recap the impossibly long Academy Awards. From low-flying F-15s to toothless red carpet takes, Hollywood's Biggest Night in the wake of The Slap was one to forget. The two also di...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 19 - Midnight in the Garden of Good & Discopussy (Vanderpump Rules S10 E5) from 2023-03-10T11:00:06
Lara and Carey reflect on the past week of #Scandoval, and how it's rocked the VPR community, Los Angeles, and (most of) the world. Bravo fandom social media scolds are called out before heading...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Dumb as a Bambi-Eyed Fox from 2023-03-08T08:05:19
Lara and Carey discuss technological burnout, and get deeper into the Lightning Necklace Gate 2023. They reflect on the strong reactions of the public, Vanderpump Rules is the larger, cosmic uni...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 18 - Scheana Scapegoat Syndrome (Vanderpump Rules S10 E4) from 2023-03-03T11:00:03
Lara and Carey discuss the raminifcations of Meghan Trainor's harrowing new song, and Carey makes a shoncking confession about "The Real Friends of WeHO." Back at the Canyon Club, DJ James Kenne...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Thirty Seconds to ChatGPT from 2023-03-01T08:05:33
Lara and Carey cover it all behind the paywall, including gas company conspiracy theories, corporate greed, empty apartment buildings, and Lara's newfound friendship with ChatGPT. The two also t...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 17 - Hot Girl Walks in Valley Village (Vanderpump Rules S10 E3) from 2023-02-24T11:00:03
Lara and Carey discuss former Biden nuclear official and fashionista, Sam Brinton, being exposed for another suitcase swiping–this time with photographic evidence. They delve into their hopes an...
ListenPATREON TEASER: A Plutonian Chokehold from 2023-02-22T11:00:25
Lara and Carey discuss how to enact corporate escalation on Spectrum, and deep dive into Ariana DeBose's generation-defining musical number at the BAFTA Awards, Microsoft's chatbot Sydney upping...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 16 - Scheananigans at Schwartz & Sandy's (Vanderpump Rules S10 E2) from 2023-02-17T19:20:49
Carey and Lara discuss Lara's post-Japan sleep battle, and the harrowing new Hulu docuseries about the Sarah Lawrence college sex cult. Meanwhile, back in La La Land, the VPR legends gear up for...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Show Us Your UFO-Face from 2023-02-15T11:00:54
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime performance, Lara's journey at a speed dating mixer, the current UFO drama sweeping North America, and the hor...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 15 - The Pickleball Pandemic (Vanderpump Rules S10 E1) from 2023-02-14T00:25:29
Lara and Carey reunite! Lara recounts her journey through Japan over the last few weeks, and Carey relishes being bag-free self for the first time in months. The two discuss the horrifying chemi...
ListenPATREON TEASER: America Dies with M&Ms from 2023-02-08T09:00:54
Carey and Lara discuss the tragic end of the M&M spokescandies and what it means for the future of American culture, The Last of Us and the terrifying beauty of fungus, space sounds...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 57 - Fall of the Master-Debater w/ Karen Kilgariff (RHOSLC S3 E16) from 2023-02-03T23:12:49
As Lara continues her adventures in Japan, Carey enlists co-hosting help from the one and only Karen Kilgariff, iconic comedian and host of My Favorite Murder. The two discuss their dog...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Take Your Hectare and Leave! from 2023-02-01T11:00:26
Lara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harva...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 56 - Is Jen Shah in the Room With Us Now? (RHOSLC S3 E15) from 2023-01-27T11:00:46
It's SUP after dark! Lara and Carey record a nighttime edition of Salty Utah Queens, part one of the season 3 reunion. Lara prepares for her big trip to Japan, and Carey reads a supposed nanny l...
ListenTEASER: The Real Baldwinitos of Fake Spain from 2023-01-25T08:00:13
Carey and Lara discuss the gay-on-gay violence of MTV's harrowing new gay reality show, Real Friends of WeHo, Lara comes around full-circle on Meghan and Harry, the two dive into Britne...
ListenLIVE at Dynasty Typewriter Night 2 - The Real Owlinas of Orange County (RHOC S11 E5) from 2023-01-20T11:00:51
Carey and Lara return to the stage of the Dynasty Typewriter for the second show of their mini residency. A residency's a residency, doll! They begin by covering George Santos' fraudulent place ...
ListenLIVE at Dynasty Typewriter Night 1 - The Real Creamsicles Of Orange County (RHOC S10 E15) from 2023-01-19T19:59:12
On night one of their mini residency, Lara and Carey take the stage at the iconic Dynasty Typewriter theater in Downtown LA! The two discuss Ellen D's harrowing Santa Barbara flood video, Bella ...
ListenTEASER: The Scat Queen of Miracle Mile from 2023-01-18T08:00:06
Lara recounts to Carey her harrowing first colonic that was far more DIY and malevolent than she could have ever imagined. The two also discuss everything from the new Whitney Houston biopic to ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 55 - The Bad Mormon Long Game (RHOSLC S3 E14) from 2023-01-13T11:00:36
Lara and Carey recap their FIRST of two live shows at LA's Dynasty Typewriter, and discuss Republicans smoking in the U.S. Capitol Building, and what it means to serve c*nt in 2023. Meanwhile, t...
ListenTEASER: Sex Dolls in the Outback from 2023-01-11T08:00:38
Lara and Carey discuss Celine Dion fans insurrecting the Rolling Stone office in New York, Bolsonaro in a Florida hospital, It Girl Erewhon smoothies, and an Australian man's harrowing sex doll ...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 22 - Hot Tub Guido Machine (Jersey Shore S2 E13) from 2023-01-10T11:00:41
Lara and Carey discuss M3GAN and react in real time to the surprise trailer drop for the new season of Vanderpump Rules. Meanwhile, season two of Jersey Shore ends wit...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 54 - Let The Fun Begin (RHOSLC S3 E13) from 2023-01-06T11:00
Lara and Carey lament the wildly dull excerpts from Prince Harry's new memoir Spare, and discuss the bone-chilling TRUE drama of an indie romance author who faked her own death...
ListenTEASER: Glass Onion, California: 2023 from 2023-01-05T08:00:18
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall, this time discussing men being weird: including a rectal emergency feat. a WWI incendiary device, a man living life as a Border Collie, and an anti-ga...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 21 - Guidos in Space (Jersey Shore S2 E12) from 2023-01-04T11:00:06
Lara and Carey are back from their little holiday hiatus to discuss their harrowing and peaceful vacations, the horrifying Idaho Murders case, and Jen Shah's sentencing taking place later this w...
ListenTEASER: A Place of Hospital from 2022-12-28T09:00:49
Lara and Carey are back once more, as Carey recounts his recent hospitalization and toe shame. The two discuss karmic retribution, unhinged Hallmark holiday movies, and Lara recaps her continued...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 53 - Looking Heather Right in the Eye w/ Elizabeth Kott from 2022-12-23T11:00:07
Elizabeth Kott joins Lara to discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC Listen
TEASER: Jesus Was a Nepo Baby from 2022-12-21T08:00:53
Lara and Carey discuss The Vow Season 2, insurrecting AMC theaters in order to watch M3GAN and NYMag's Nepo Baby guide. Plus, Reader Mail, including a new Nancy Pelosi documentary and t...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 20 - A New Flop Supreme Rises from 2022-12-20T11:00:06
Carey and Lara discuss the holiday season and Carey's new obsession with the shocking reality show Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team. Back in Miami on Season 2 of Jersey ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 52 - Paranormal Activtitties from 2022-12-16T08:00:41
Lara and Carey record SUP after dark and ask the immortal question: Long Covid or Mars in Gemini? Heading over to San Diego, the RHOSLC gals reel from the yacht jaunt from Hell, and Jen drops a ...
ListenTEASER: Phrogging Into The New Year from 2022-12-14T08:00:07
Lara and Carey discuss the following topics picked by the gorgeous and genius SUP Patreon subscribers: Sibling dynamics, Real Housewives of Potomac, the harrowing concept of "phrogging" and what...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 19 - Can't Stand Any of Yous! from 2022-12-13T11:00:15
Lara and Carey discuss the wild finale of "White Lotus," Season 2, and the F*g Hag's lament. They also talk the first installment of the new "Harry & Meghan" docuseries on Netflix. Back in M...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 51 - The Crudités Walk The Plank from 2022-12-09T11:00:51
Lara and Carey discuss the new interview with Grey’s Anatomy cancer-faker, Mizz Elisabeth Finch, and general victim tyranny vibes at play on social media. Meanwhile, back in Ol’ San Die...
ListenTEASER: The OG Sinister Gay from 2022-12-07T08:00:02
Carey and Lara continue their The White Lotus discourse. They also discuss recent volcanic eruptions around the world and the ongoing phenomenon of livestock walking in circles. What do...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 18 - Cutie Pies & Double Standards from 2022-12-06T11:00:15
Lara and Carey discuss the pearl-clutching twist to the Good Morning America cheating scandal, and Lara professes her true and undying love for the ladies of RHOC. Back in Miami on Jersey Shore ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 50 - Give Me San Diego or Give Me Death from 2022-12-02T11:00:12
On a DOOZY of an episode, Carey and Lara discuss Bones and All, Lindsay Lohan's confounding new Pepsi ad, the trailer for Meghan and Harry's new Netflix show, and the sexy scandal rocki...
ListenTEASER: Codename: Fake Atlantis from 2022-11-30T08:00:46
Carey and Lara talk being kind to yourself during the holidays, the latest saucy episode of White Lotus, and Lara's brush with an orgasm cult. Plus, a shocking Reader Mail involving Ghi...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 17 - Who's the Whore Now?! from 2022-11-29T11:00:15
Lara and Carey are back from Thanksgiving, discussing Lara's new, King-Sized life, getting mansplained to at Best Buy, Vicki and Brooks's sordid love on Season 9 of RHOC, and the cringe-tastic B...
ListenIntroducing...Too Niche? from 2022-11-25T13:00:52
From the minds of veteran podcasters, Elizabeth Kott and Lara Marie Schoenhals, comes a trend haul show for geniuses. Where every topic is a thrill (to them) and nothing is too niche. On the ina...
ListenTEASER: Light Therapy Prophecies from 2022-11-23T08:00:10
Lara reveals what the pet psychic told her about Tony, Carey unpacks Mike White's gay journey in "White Lotus," and the two discuss Lizzie Holmes's 11 year prison sentence and what it means for ...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 16 - The Staten Island Parallax from 2022-11-22T11:00:51
Lara and Carey discuss Carey's post-Tár existence, Timmy Chalamet testing Lara's patience, and Twitter's hellish homecoming for a certain ex-president. Meanwhile, down in Miami, the hou...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 49 - Screechin' to the Choir from 2022-11-18T11:00:51
Lara and Carey discuss Falling for Christmas and the Lohan-iassance, as well as Lindsay's mysterious new PR makeover, KFC's new UK expansion, and Denise Richards getting shot at in her ...
ListenTEASER: The Cheese Man Cometh from 2022-11-16T08:00:18
Lara and Carey attempt to listen to Bethenny Frankel's harrowing new podcast, and Carey vents about the weird new season of "The Crown." Plus, new Reader Mail, including an Ozempic testimony and...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 15 - The Girl Is a Rat from 2022-11-15T11:00:36
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's first pet psychic consultation, as well as her continued journey down the dark and twisted roads of RHOC Season 16, prompting both hosts to ask themselves "What Wou...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 48 - God's Favorite Native New Yorker from 2022-11-11T11:00:57
Lara and Carey are back in person following Lara's COVID recovery, discussing Naomi Watts's tireless career, and why RHOC and Oklahoma City have more in common than we think. Meanwhile, on RHOSL...
ListenTEASER : Unwashed Undercarriage Blues from 2022-11-09T08:00:43
Lara and Carey settle in for a cozy bonus episode where they discuss a little known but must-see Aileen Wuornos biopic, the enduring power of Michael Imperioli, and lament the state of men not w...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 14 - The Bigger the Swoop Bangs, the Closer to God from 2022-11-08T11:00:35
Lara and Carey discuss my recent bout of COVID, JLaw's gritty indie comeback, and Selena Gomez's AppleTV propaganda. Meanwhile, Angelina and her swooped ODD bangs piss everyone off when she refu...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 47 - Gay Husbands & Hilling Journeys from 2022-11-04T10:00:30
Lara and Carey discuss Rihanna's troll-cast of Johnny Depp in her new Fenty show, Lara's coffee and hair oil revelations, and Drake's porn addiction. Back in SLC, Jen and Lisa seek justice again...
ListenTEASER: Topless Power Moves from 2022-11-02T07:00:51
Lara and Carey discuss Diptyque going downhill and the Season 2 Premiere of The White Lotus. Plus, we get some juicy reader mail, including yet ANOTHER #Loadtember baby, and a hauntingl...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 13 - An Anonymous Letter From a Local Place from 2022-11-01T10:00:21
Lara and Carey discuss doing Hallowe'en right as an adult, and Elon charging blue checks on Twitter to stay verified as his latest CEO troll. Meanwhile, back in Miami, Sam and Ron's toxicity con...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 46 - The Second Coming of Angie Harrington from 2022-10-29T10:00:45
Carey and Lara discuss Lara's recent brush with goat milk, Duchess Meghan's People's Choice Award nomination, and Giuliana Rancic's fall from grace. Back in Salt Lake City, Jen's trial gets push...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 48 - We Need to Talk About Kathy from 2022-10-28T10:00:15
Lara and Carey discuss girlie cones, pet psychics, and Elon Musk officially buying Twitter. Meanwhile, the FINAL part of the RHOBH reunion ends with a whimper, as Erika Jayne atones for her drun...
ListenTEASER: The Gemini Agenda from 2022-10-26T07:00:48
Lara and Carey share their thoughts on Taylor's MIDNIGHTS, Leslie Jordan's untimely passing, and the painful flopping of The Vow season 2. Plus, reader mail including more horr...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 12 - Fake Boobs & Hot Tub Fugues from 2022-10-25T10:00:14
Carey and Lara pod remotely, discussing Carey's harrowing vision journey and deciding to possibly live as a bat. Meanwhile on Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 3, Ronnie's Miami creeping is causing...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 45 - American Horror Story: Scottsdale from 2022-10-22T10:00:14
Carey and Lara discuss the newest entry in the Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis saga, then get right into day 3 of the Arizona Girls' Trip of Nightmares. Whitney Rose, reeling from her fight with Hea...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 47 - Sleepwalking Through Part Two from 2022-10-21T10:00:22
Lara and Carey recap the truly snooze-worthy second episode of the RHOBH reunion, with the ladies -- minus Garcelle -- saying a whole lot of nothing. Mizz Jenkins is unceremoniously dismissed, C...
ListenTEASER: Big Lapvona Energy from 2022-10-19T07:20:25
Carey and Lara discuss Keith McNally banning James Corden from his restaurants, America in its Lapvona era, and the mixed reactions to Bravo Con. Meanwhile, Reader Mail including an att...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 44 - LIVE AT THE BOWERY BALLROOM from 2022-10-18T23:46:42
Lara and Carey take to the Big Apple to recap episode 3, season 3 of RHOSLC, live at the STORIED Bowery Ballroom. They discuss their New York trip, including a harrowing stay at a certain Sherat...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 11 - Ballet Flats and Out of Line Slaps from 2022-10-18T10:00:03
Lara and Carey recap their New York City journey, including their live show at the Bowery Ballroom, and the nonstop power struggles of commercial air travel. Meanwhile in South Beach, Ronnie thw...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 46 - Invasion of the Rinna Snatchers from 2022-10-14T07:00:14
Lara and Carey pod from opposite coasts, recounting their historic TikTok Live going international, and discuss Bethenny Frankel's latest (and cringe) cease and desist. Meanwhile, the ladies of ...
ListenTEASER: World of Cubes from 2022-10-12T10:00:50
Lara and Carey discuss the upcoming Sexy Unique Pod: Live show at the Bowery Ballroom in NYC, Vyvanse vs. Adderall, Ukraine's planned15,000 person orgy in the event of nuclear armageddon, and Ru...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 10 - Creepin' Down 95 from 2022-10-11T10:00:17
Lara and Carey return to a new Shore House, this time 1,000 miles south in Miami Beach, where we lay our scene. The Housemates escape Snowmaggedon in the Northeast and hightail it to the Sunshin...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 43 - Middle Child Shaman from 2022-10-08T10:00:46
Carey and Lara discuss the "It Girl" pixie cut of the mid-aughts, my ideal relationship scenario, and tapping into the Spiritual Industrial Complex. In Salt Lake City, the ladies are on a spirit...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 45 - Birthday Birkins & Borrowed Diamonds from 2022-10-07T19:22:19
Lara and Carey do a tight 20 lamenting Los Angeles and discuss the Oscar winner to social media AI pipeline. Back in Beverly Hills, the divisive season comes to an end, with a birthday soiree at...
ListenTEASER: The Sex Camel from 2022-10-07T02:05:29
Lara and Carey return from a brief hiatus to discuss a smorgasbord of new movies, the new Interview with the Vampire tv show, and the basicfication of Marilyn Monroe. Plus a WILD array ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 42 - A Wild Rose Unsealed from 2022-10-01T08:00:47
Carey and Lara discuss the dream of a gay bitch being elected president, Jupiter's bone-chilling proximity to Earth and a NASA doppelgänger conspiracy theory. Meanwhile, another trip to Salt Lak...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 44 - Telehealth It To My Heart ft. Steven Phillips-Horst and Lily Marotta from 2022-09-30T10:00:02
Lara and Carey welcome comedians, New York icons, and podcast legends Lily Marotta and Steven Phillips-Horst, hosts of Listen
TEASER: Don't Sell Your Loads Short from 2022-09-28T07:00:05
Carey and Lara discuss girl coding books being banned in Pennsylvania, nuclear dread, droning Putin, hologram Lena Dunham and Rihanna doing the Super Bowl Half Time show. Plus, we bid farewell t...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 9 - A Juicehead Mirage from 2022-09-27T10:00:02
Lara and Carey discuss Don't Worry Darling's polarizing first weekend in theaters, horror fantasia Barbarian, THEE international icon "La Bussi," and the Canadian wood shop tea...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 43 - Blue Balls in the Basement from 2022-09-23T10:00:35
Lara and Carey discuss Housewives getting litigious, relentlessly bleak Scandinavian horror and former RHOC Meghan King's foray into gayland. Meanwhile, Kathy's meltdown in Aspen is kept hush-hu...
ListenTEASER: This Load Has Taken Its Toll from 2022-09-22T10:00:53
Lara and Carey recommend more horror movies to watch as Hallowe'en approaches, before delving into Tom Brady and Gisele's hetero hell and Adam Levine's passion for exchanging cringey sexts with ...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 8 - The United Stans of Helen Keller from 2022-09-20T10:00:16
Lara and Carey discuss the strange TikTok trend of Hellen Keller denialism before digging into Jersey Shore. Back in Seaside Heights circa 2009, the summer is winding down and tensions ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 42 - Hats To Try, Tears To Cry from 2022-09-16T10:00:35
Lara and Carey discuss the miles-long queue to view the Queen's casket, the latest round of solar flares being connected to #Loadtember and Timmy Chalamet's big Vogue cover. Meanwhile, on Re...
ListenTEASER: A Place of Stubs from 2022-09-14T07:00:46
Carey is schoncked to hear about Lara's surprising relationship with her nemesis: AMC Theaters, Ray J coming for Kris Jenner on Instagram Live, and an unsettling new diet trend allegedly sweepin...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 7- Fist-Slap Me Tonight In Atlantic City from 2022-09-13T10:00:25
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Chromatica Ball odyssey at Dodger's Stadium and Carey's star turn in a Bar Mitzvah flash mob. Back in Seaside Heights, Sammi Sweetheart reels from Ron's shove, and ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 41 - Quiet Quitting on the Queen from 2022-09-09T10:00:41
Carey and Lara do a tight 19 on the passing of Queen Elizabeth, and what lies ahead for her flop successor/the rest of us. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where Queen Elizabeth is sti...
ListenTEASER: Never Trust A Monty from 2022-09-08T07:00:29
On this week's bonus, the bone-chilling saga of Addison Rae's parents' divorce and more in-depth discussions about the Manti Te'o Netflix doc. Meanwhile, an EXPLOSIVE Reader Mail segment continues ...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 6 - Yabba Dabba Don't from 2022-09-07T10:00:41
Lara and Carey lament the Heat Dome currently ravaging Los Angeles, and most of California. They also recap the harrowing, iconic events of the Don't Worry Darling premiere/press day the V...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 40 - Bunk Beds and Life Sentences from 2022-09-02T10:00:37
Lara and Carey discuss the CEASE AND DESIST that shoncked the Sexy Unique Pod community, and where they will go from here (jail). Meanwhile, on RHOBH, the ladies FINALLY had to Aspen, as Rinna cont...
ListenTEASER: Give Us Fergie Or Give Us Death from 2022-08-31T07:00:57
Carey and Lara discuss Fergie's big comeback at the flop-VMAs, their continued fear of the Free Solo guy, Jennette McCurdy's wild new memoir, and a truly heartwarming Reader Mail from across the Po...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 5 - Kissed by a Dyed Blue Rose from 2022-08-30T10:00:51
On this week's episode, Lara muses on the Heterosexual Midsommar vibes of straight weddings and Carey recaps the juicy new Duchess Meghan profile in The Cut. They also discuss some recent ...
ListenTEASER: Gay Load Privilege from 2022-08-24T07:00:05
Lara and Carey continue their load discourse, with a load-heavy Reader Mail, including a story about accidentally attending a meth orgy. The two also discuss the new Netflix docuseries about Manti ...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 4 - Mortal Karmbat from 2022-08-23T10:00
Carey and Lara discuss Parker Posey's foray into the zombie apocalypse via Tales of the Walking Dead, as well as Lara's horror journey, featuring Bret Easton Ellis's The Shards. T...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 39 - How to Look Poor and Influence People from 2022-08-19T10:00:46
Load Talk 2022 continues, with Lara challenging everyone to a load-centric September, otherwise known as "Loadtember." Plus, Bachelor Nation is discussed, and Carey brings up a scientific startup, ...
ListenTEASER: Support The Loads from 2022-08-17T07:00:03
Lara and Carey talk the splendor of The Exorcist and all its creepy lore, plus Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future and Blue is the Warmest Color. Also, Lara tells Carey abo...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 3: Fake Coughs and a Classy Night Out from 2022-08-16T10:00:30
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's wild 24 hours in Vegas, feat. Mz. Katy Perry, and the devastating (and truly shoncking) finale of HBO's The Anarchists before delving into Jersey Shore Se...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 38 - Long in the Teeth ft. Natalie Walker from 2022-08-12T17:48:39
Lara and Carey are joined by actress/singer/comedic genius, Natalie Walker, to discu...
ListenTEASER: Classic LaMDA Behavior from 2022-08-10T07:00:23
Lara and Carey delve into even more robot news, including the ongoing debate over Google's supposed LaMDA artificial intelligence. They also celebrate Teresa Giudice's recent over-the-top nuptials....
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 2: Mild Pinkeye in the Club from 2022-08-09T10:00:25
Lara and Carey discuss ROBOT NEWS: IE Chili's Restaurant's plan to implement "Rita the Robot" as a backup waitress. Back in Seaside Heights, Snooki makes the historic decision to stay in the house,...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 37 - A Place of Fly Machines, a Place of Dick from 2022-08-05T16:38:24
Lara and Carey discuss sobriety birthdays, the latest on Jen Shah's non-trial of the century, Demi Lovato's big announcement and pigs harnessing their hole power. On The Real Housewive...
ListenTEASER: Meet Me In St. Lockheed Martin from 2022-08-03T07:00:36
Carey and Lara discuss brain-busting Twitter discourse--including Lockheed Martin nepotism hires, general social media dread and Gen Z soldiers of The Camorra making a splash on TikTok. We also get...
ListenJersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 1: The Trash Bag Keeps The Score from 2022-08-02T10:00:01
Lara and Carey chat about The Anarchists (07:15 to 25:18) before heading on down the Garden State Parkway, all the way to Seaside Heights, to revisit the historical first season of MTV's <...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 36 - O Holy Nightmare from 2022-07-29T10:00:52
Lara and Carey discuss new peg-worthy gossip about a certain British Prince and social media's mind-numbing response to the Monkeypox crisis. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...
ListenTEASER: Bulletproof Vests And Givenchy Sandals from 2022-07-27T07:00:36
Lara and Carey discuss Jordan Peele's latest horror offering NOPE, and debate whether or not Elon Musk is a LOLer. Carey also recounts his harrowing journey into the deep valley t...
ListenBerkshires Revisited Ep 7: God Save the Queens from 2022-07-26T10:00:20
Lara and Carey have a chat about The Anarchists, discuss all things Anarchapulco and delve into Carey's deepest wook nightmares. Meanwhile, on the SEASON FINALE of Ultimate Girls Trip:...
ListenBerkshires Revisited Ep. 6: Gay Panic At Ruth's Chris from 2022-07-23T10:00:14
Carey and Lara talk about the new season of The Bachelorette and society praising straight men for being just a little gay. Back in the Berkshires, Dorinda deliv...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 35 - Baked Potato Blues ft. Nori Reed from 2022-07-22T10:00
Lara and Carey are joined by comedian, writer, actress and all-around icon, Nori Reed<...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 34 - Battle of the Birkins from 2022-07-21T10:00:29
Lara and Carey are back to chat Beverly Hell's Angels! But first, they discuss Carey's public dog-owner shaming, Lara's missing luggage saga and Kylie Jenner's private jet kink. On Rea...
ListenTEASER: Victoria's Not-So Secret from 2022-07-20T10:00:12
Lara and Carey find themselves beyond the paywall once again, discussing everything from the next dimension of expensive candles, the new Hulu documentary about Victoria's Secret founder Les Wexner...
ListenBerkshires Revisited Ep. 5: Bringing Out the Dead from 2022-07-19T10:00:36
After a week off from podding, we're BACK to discuss Lara's Martha's Vineyard adventures, and the beckoning calls of New England. Meanwhile, Carey has finally given The Bear a chance--for ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 33: The Flop Zone: Dianthrax from 2022-07-08T10:00:13
Lara and Carey discuss the miracle that is Below Deck: Down Under, Armie Hammer's shoncking new gig, and the slow-burn social media cancellation of Ottessa Moshfegh. Meanwhile, on Real...
ListenBerkshires Revisited Ep 4: An F5 Dornado from 2022-07-07T10:00:27
Lara declares Q3 the quarter of Radical Honesty, while Carey recaps Kyle Richards's current cancellation woes. Meanwhile, Dornado Season has truly started in Great Barrington, MA. Eaten bread (in b...
ListenTEASER: No Bottoms In The Metaverse from 2022-07-06T07:00
Carey and Lara discuss the Anonymous Question Epidemic currently sweeping Instagram stories, as well the other social media crisis of the moment: Bette Midler's Twitter. They also go in deep on the...
ListenBerkshires Revisited Ep. 3 - Deus Ex Heimlich Maneuver from 2022-07-05T19:46:49
Lara and Carey discuss men with yeast-cock and forgiving the women of the Marvel Universe. Meanwhile, on episode three of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Dorinda's manor-tyranny conti...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 32 - Blood Confessions In the Group Chat from 2022-07-01T10:00:28
Lara and Carey reel from the breaking news of Ezra Miller's latest act of terror, this time overseas at a pub in Tokyo, and involving It-Boy of the moment and ELVIS conduit Austin Butler. ...
ListenBerkshires Revisited Ep 2: Lesbian Eyebrows and Long Covid from 2022-07-01T01:30
Carey and Lara rail against the Fourth of July, clickbait-y political fundraising emails and discuss Twitter porn. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, the Lady of the Manor ...
ListenTEASER: Shoncked Beyond Belief from 2022-06-29T07:00:50
As the world continues to crumble, Lara and Carey discuss Stephanie Tanner going full ACAB against the LAPD, the supernatural cringe of Teal Swan's inner circle, and that horror that is Alec Baldwi...
ListenBerkshires Revisited Ep. 1 - Your Husband's Death Was The Worst Year of My Life from 2022-06-28T10:00:18
Lara and Carey head on up to Great Barrington, Massachusetts, to Bluestone Manor, where we lay our scene. Dorinda hosts an 8 day staycation, including an A-List roster of ex-Housewives, including V...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 31 - Headbutts And Day Boats from 2022-06-24T10:00:51
Carey and Lara discuss the continued coin shortage crisis, and Lara declares war against a certain Bank. Carey shares his dread over the impending nicotine ban, and the two comes to grips with the ...
ListenTEASER: Imogen Heap Activated from 2022-06-22T07:00:36
Lara and Carey consider what it means to live in a world of Minions: Rise of Gru, while Carey deals with the consequences of recently mispronouncing Imogen Heap's name. Lara cements her status as a...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 30 - Jim Jones in Aunt Sassy Couture, Baby! from 2022-06-17T10:00:24
Lara and Carey chat about Lara's ODD, Naked and Afraid, and John Hinkley Jr. selling out venues before getting into RHOBH. This week, Erika Jayne takes Crystal under her wing, Sut...
ListenTEASER: Desperately Seeking Mango from 2022-06-15T07:00
Lara and Carey chat about our dogs, Jurassic World: Dominion vs. the OG Jurassic Park, big budget movies being shite, Book of Henry, living in the age of mediocrity...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 30 - Omerta from 2022-06-14T10:00:17
Lara and Carey talk about Google's AI being sentient and Rebel Wilson's newfound lesbian love before getting into part two of the Mob Wives Season 2 Reunion. This week, Drita and Ramona go...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 29 - Darked Out w/ Allyn Morse from 2022-06-14T02:23:49
Friend of the pod Allyn Morse joins Lara for a deep dive into The Deep End before digging into last week's RHOBH. They theorize about what Sutton possibly could have said to trigg...
ListenTEASER: Pumpheads LIVE in Philadelphia at City Winery from 2022-06-10T07:30:06
Lara and Carey throw it back to the olde Vanderpump Rules days of yore and recap Season 4 Ep. 12 for their live show in Philadelphia, aka this week's bonus episode. The gang (minus Stassi and ...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 29 - You Tryin' to Start a War? from 2022-06-07T10:00:59
Carey reveals a stunningly dark Disney+ truth and he and Lara chat about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman singlehandedly keeping the film industry afloat, The Northman and the Johnny vs. Amber...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 28 - Live in Minneapolis at the Cedar Cultural Center from 2022-06-06T22:30:53
Lara and Carey are LIVE at the Cedar Cultural Center in Minneapolis! They chat about flying first class, networking at The Mall of America and more before getting into this past week's episode of <...
ListenTEASER: My Body, My Birthday from 2022-06-01T07:00:18
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about Lara's birthday, thriving in one's late thirties, entering a place of My Body, PRP injections, lymphatic drainage, falling down a plastic su...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 28 - The Big, Big Bangs from 2022-05-31T10:00:25
Lara and Carey chat about the coin shortage, new pandemics, natural disasters and more before getting into Mob Wives. Today, Drita and Karen bury the hatchet, Ramona diagnoses Drita as ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 27 - Right Now It's Grim from 2022-05-27T10:00:53
Lara and Carey chat about dogs, the new Teal Swan docuseries The Deep End, modern gurus, new age spiritualism, cult leaders and more before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly H...
ListenTEASER: In a BDSM Relationship With the Universe from 2022-05-25T07:00:29
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about scammer podcasts, horror podcasts, the universe expanding, dark matter, alternate timelines, chakra healing, other dimensions, infinity, monkeypox vs...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 27 - Men! They're All The Same. from 2022-05-24T10:00:55
Lara and Carey chat about Men (spoilers abound up until 21:16) before getting into Mob Wives. This week, Karen gets dicked down by her baby daddy, the girl called Carla finds o...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 26 - Princess Diana Jenkins from 2022-05-20T10:00
Lara and Carey chat about the United Arab Emirates, RHODubai, cosmic wealth, Bling Empire, riding a horse instead of having a car, the housing market (lololol), Prey, ...
ListenTEASER: Forever Humbled from 2022-05-18T07:00
On this week's bonus episode, Lara and Carey chat about acting lessons, Botox, humiliation being a key factor of Q2, fear of rejection, The Artist's Way, being TRUE Angelenos, give a coupl...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 26 - Fill 'Er Up! from 2022-05-17T15:23:37
Lara and Carey chat about Cara Delevingne being the Babadook of the red carpet, the WILD woman Sarah from the podcast Sympathy Pains, circle back to The Staircase and discuss <...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 25 - She Picked the Wrong Bitch! from 2022-05-13T10:00:38
Lara and Carey chat about therapeutic boarding schools, a shocking Erewhon car accident and Amanda Knox, before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Episode 1. This w...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 25 - Like Christmas In Your Mouth from 2022-05-12T10:00
Lara and Carey chat about the best mid-level hotels, spray tans, tanning beds, teeth whitening, The Staircase, Listen
TEASER: Munchausen is No Funchausen from 2022-05-11T07:00:42
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about home-wreckers, baseball hats turning women into celebs, Under the Banner of Heaven, the Listen
Baes of Our Lives Ep. 8 - This Town Has Broken Me from 2022-05-10T10:00
Lara and Carey chat about The Staircase before getting into Byron Baes. They find themselves firmly on opposite sides of the Michael Peterson aisle, discuss the Owl Theory of i...
ListenTEASER: Mr. Peanut Couture from 2022-05-04T07:00
On this week's bonus episode, Carey and Lara chat about ol' Judge Alito taking a crack at a late-night draft before covering all the lewks from fashion's biggest night. They also get a chic reader ...
ListenBaes of Our Lives Ep. 7 - Victim Narratives, Darl from 2022-05-03T10:00:43
Lara and Carey chat about cockroach culture, Ozark, The Cartel funding creatives, and Old Enough before getting into Byron Baes. This week, Nathan takes Sarah out for ...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 23 - My Fathah's Daughtah from 2022-04-29T10:00:46
Lara and Carey chat about the trial of the CENTURY before getting into Mob Wives (32:30). This week, Renee is on the verge of being 5150'd, Drita considers taking her daughters to visit...
ListenTEASER: The White Grindrfication of Fashion from 2022-04-27T07:00:11
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey talk dog brain tumors, indie pug accounts on IG, human pet names, Carey's beach birthday, humans being called to the ocean, Lara's Little Women beach v...
ListenBaes of Our Lives Ep. 6 - Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gold Coast from 2022-04-26T15:23:56
Lara and Carey chat about RHONJ, Teresa Giudice's love bubble, prenuptial agreements and Zio Joe and Zia Melissa being real ones before getting into Byron Baes. This week, Elle...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 22 - Kitchen Island Gyal from 2022-04-22T10:00
Lara and Carey chat about Michelle Carter (again), Q2 being trial season, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard facing off in Ol' Virginia and being the messiest duo to ever mess, as well as Blac Chyna su...
ListenTEASER: Euthanize or Let Them Live? from 2022-04-20T07:30:09
Lara and Carey rate people's Coachella lewks, talk about Forbidden Fruits (a must-listen) hitting Lara's podcast G-spot, Che Diaz hair, snatched jaws and chins, the Listen
Baes of Our Lives Ep. 5 - Good Luck with the Horses! from 2022-04-19T10:00:33
Carey and I chat about Chi Swings, Amanda Chantal Bacon's Listen
The Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 21 - So Many Cabinets from 2022-04-15T07:00:18
Lara and Carey chat about The Age of Adaline, how Blake Lively is always startin', The Rental, Horse Girl, Alison Brie, having luxury cocktails at the edge of space, t...
ListenTEASER: Always Choose the Shitters from 2022-04-13T08:00:33
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about being above the line vs. below the line, Lara recounts a dinner in Beverly Hills, they both rage against silent raves, Listen
Baes of Our Lives Ep. 4 - Fire Dancing Fashions from 2022-04-12T10:00:42
Lara and Carey chat about Ryan Cabrera's "shit show" wedding to Alexa Bliss, Disney adults being "soooo crazy" and the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel costing $5000 for a two night stay be...
ListenWondery Presents: Scamfluencers from 2022-04-11T05:00
You never really know someone…especially online. In today’s world, the power of influence can be the quickest path to money and fame, and it often ends in ruin. These are the stories of the worl...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 20 - Down in the Poconos from 2022-04-08T10:00:09
Lara and Carey chat about finding gray hairs, Michelle Carter serving lewks and the RHOBH Season 12 trailer. Then they get into Mob Wives. This week, Karen invites the girlies ...
ListenTEASER: TBD Witches from 2022-04-06T07:00:24
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about You Won't Be Alone, Carey not being able to watch period pieces because everyone is too dirty, shitting on the lawn at Versailles, ...
ListenBaes of Our Lives Ep. 3 - Sorry Doll! from 2022-04-05T10:00
It's tax season, doll! Carey and Lara chat about the IRS, Everything Everywhere All At Once, and X before getting into this week's episode of Byron Baes. On today's ep...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 19 - Couch Psychosis from 2022-04-01T10:00:02
Lara and Carey do a tight 30 on The Slap before getting into Mob Wives. This week, Renee gets swallowed up by her sofa, Big Ang and Drita do some primo wig comedy, Carla dresse...
ListenTEASER: It's a Vague, Vague World from 2022-03-30T07:00
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about Tony's new persona, Kristin Cavallari's personal style, Carey's urge to try on a feminine ankle boot, Putin comparing himself to JK Rowling, Russian ...
ListenBaes of Our Lives Ep. 2 - Gold Coast Trash from 2022-03-29T10:00:42
This week on Byron Baes, Elle cucks her boyfriend, Stav, Jess hosts her first catwalk event for her clothing brand, Sarah struggles with fitting into the Byron scene and Alex suspects J...
ListenIntroducing It's Me, Tinx from 2022-03-28T19:03:17
TikTok's big sister Tinx finally has a podcast! She's here to answer all of your Q's about boys, dating, botox and more. Plus what is she buying, what is she wearing, what is she loving?! You'll le...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 18 - Hello My Baby! from 2022-03-25T10:00:29
Lara and Carey chat about a lady hijacking an AMC theater, the latest Boeing crash and urge those in corporate America to get kookier in business meetings before getting into Season 2 Episode 7 ...
ListenTEASER: Clone, Cryo or Cloud? from 2022-03-23T07:00:52
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey are still talking about Bad Vegan, as well as immortal dogs, cloning a pet, cryonics, uploading your consciousness to the cloud, Pet Semetary ...
ListenBaes of Our Lives Ep. 1 - Down Under Desperation from 2022-03-22T10:00:49
Lara and Carey start the episode off by talking about the new Netflix documentary series, Bad Vegan, before getting into the OTHER new Netflix series (and the reason for this new podcas...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 17 - Gangs of New York from 2022-03-18T10:00:06
Lara and Carey chat about St. Patrick's day, Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz's split and Pete Davidson branding himself before getting into Mob Wives. This week, Karen hosts a...
ListenTEASER: Goodle Boodles from 2022-03-16T07:48:57
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about dog tantrums, the new Daisy Edgar Jones movie, Fresh, the HBO Documentary Undercurrent: The Disappearance of Kim Wall and they do s...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 41 - Docket Drama from 2022-03-15T10:00:08
On part 3 of the season 2 reunion of RHOSLC, Jen maintains her innocence while Coach Shah backs her up, Whitney steals Justin's retirement money, Meredith discovers hints of collusion, Hea...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 16 - Two Boroughs! from 2022-03-11T11:00:50
Lara and Carey do a tight 12 on Starbucks and discuss Elon Musk and Grimes' new spawn. Then they get back to chatting about their Staten Island queens. On this ep, the wives gather in 6 differen...
ListenTEASER: Live in Seattle at Barboza from 2022-03-09T08:00:18
Lara and Carey take to the stage at Barboza in Seattle to do what they do best: talk into microphones for your listening pleasure. For this SOLD OUT show, they decided to take t...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 40 - Binder? Out. Glasses? On. from 2022-03-08T11:00:42
On Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion, Whitney learns some new phrases, Meredith puts her lawyer hat on and everyone decides to crucify the one and only Lisa Barlow. You can hear this podca...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 39 - Live in Portland at Mississippi Studios from 2022-03-05T08:00:04
This week's episode of Salty Utah Queens is brought to you LIVE all the way from Portland, OR. Before diving into part 1 of the season 2 reunion of RHOSLC, Lara and Carey chat about a p...
ListenTEASER: Live in San Francisco at The Chapel from 2022-03-02T08:00:49
Today's bonus is a live recording of the San Francisco show, one of the best yet! The crowd was lit and the lols were flowing. Lara and Carey take it back to the golden era of Vanderpump Rul...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 14 - Not Making It About Me w/ Ava Klein from 2022-02-28T11:00
SUP is coming to Seattle on March 2nd @ Barboza! This show is SOLD OUT.
SUP is coming to Portland on March 3rd @ Mississippi Studios! Get...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 15 - A Place of C*nt from 2022-02-25T11:00:42
SUP is coming to San Francisco this Sunday, Feb. 27th @ The Chapel! Get your tickets Listen
TEASER: Unsnatchable Wigs from 2022-02-23T08:00:51
On today's bonus episode, Lara and Carey chat about cold LA weather, fan interactions, Lara's love tank being low, Carey being in his own coffee zone, whether or not their Starbucks baristas miss t...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 38 - I Hate These F*cking Bitches from 2022-02-22T11:00:40
SUP is coming to San Francisco this Sunday, Feb. 27th @ The Chapel! Get your tickets Listen
Pumpheads Ep. 13 - Something About SUR ft. Crissy Milazzo from 2022-02-22T01:00:36
Lara is FINALLY back to covering Vanderpump Rules with friend of the pod Crissy Milazzo. On today's episode, they chat about Season 9 Episode 14. Brock hosts a photo shoot for his start up...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 14: I Want a Little Plastic Surgery from 2022-02-18T11:00:38
On this episode of Mob Wives, Ramona reveals her Middle Eastern past, Big Ang arranges cocktails in the city, Renee writes a letter to Carla, Drita plays games with Lee and more! Listen to...
ListenTEASER: Fighting These Vibes from 2022-02-16T08:00:06
On this week's bonus, Lara deals with some serious hair struggles, and Carey deals with some serious hair triumphs. Then they chat about Propecia, Buspar, Lexapro, Prozac, and Pristiq, not being ab...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 13 - Derek Tobacco, Man of Mystery from 2022-02-15T11:00:56
On today's ep, a true brawl breaks out at Renee's celebration of life party. A man named Derek Tobacco unintentionally finds himself in the middle of major drama, Drita thinks she's been set up, Ka...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 12 - A Plastic Surgery Nightmare from 2022-02-11T11:00:01
Lara and Carey are back in a place of Mob Wives. This week, on the Season 2 premiere, Renee gets a botched body lift, Drita takes up boxing, Karen talks shit on Drita, Carla ignores Renee'...
ListenTEASER: Can I Get Some Yeezys Though? from 2022-02-09T08:00:02
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about hot LA winter weather, The Boxcar Children vs. The Babysitters Club, frequently googled Cole Hauser facts, Sweet Valley High, adults playing high sch...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 37 - Repugnant and Revolting from 2022-02-08T11:00:19
This week on RHOSLC, Whitney blacks out and attempts to be a voice of reason in Zion, Mary provides a glimpse into her scary church, Meredith concocts a torture chamber and more! For bonus...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 10 - When Hollywood Calls from 2022-02-04T11:00:58
The time has come for the final chapter of And Just Like That... This week, Hollywood calls and Che Diaz answers the phone, Seema goes on a 72 hour bender with Zed, Miranda decides to leav...
ListenTEASER: 420 Hail Marys from 2022-02-03T08:00:31
On this week's bonus ep, we chat about Ridley bootsing the house down with The Last Duel, watching Kids for the first time on weed laced with PCP, getting blazed before high schoo...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 36 - My Whole Congregation Hates You from 2022-02-01T11:00:43
On this week's RHOSLC, Whitney has a case of dirt face, Jen gets Cinco de Manic, Meredith gets concerned about assets, Mary refuses to apologize for being unkind and Lisa gives SHOULDERS i...
ListenUnlocked Bonus Episode: CB2 Gays Would Never from 2022-01-30T08:00:11
As promised on our bone-chilling Instagram Live, we've unlocked the bonus so everyone can hear. In this ep, we do a tight 39 on West Elm Caleb, uncover a government psyop and Carey gets pushed to a...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 9 - Fall of Society Vibes from 2022-01-28T11:00:34
On this week's episode, Miranda makes everyone paint a house, Carrie has ring drama, Seema smokes/slays and the background actors boots the house down. Carey also makes a shocking confession about ...
ListenTEASER: CB2 Gays Would Never from 2022-01-26T08:01:53
Lara and Carey do a tight 39 on West Elm Caleb, uncover a government psyop and Carey gets pushed to a place of cig laughter whilst discussing the sinister machinations of a certain online group.&nb...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 35 - Keep Calm and Wild Rose from 2022-01-25T11:00:11
This week on RHOSLC, the girls are still on their cursed Zion Mother's Day trip. Meredith storms in and out of various spaces, the ladies go on a hike and repel down multiple ravines and e...
ListenTEASER: Or Whatever, You Know? from 2022-01-23T08:00:02
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey talk about Britney vs. Jamie Lynn, shoplifting with purpose, starting fires, mothers not liking their children, reader mail tea and more! To hear the full episo...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 8 - A Place of Cleveland from 2022-01-21T11:00:34
On this week's episode of And Just Like That...Carrie almost gets pushed to a place of tiny gun when her chic neighbor can't stop being loud, Charlotte gets caught blowing Harry, Miranda m...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 34 - The Biggest Room Method™ from 2022-01-18T11:00:22
This week on RHOSLC, the girls descend on Zion for Mother's Day weekend. Whitney plans a drum circle with her shaman, Bettina, Mary Cosby serves a look on a rock and a blackout Jen Shah te...
ListenTEASER: All Roads Lead to Yellowstone from 2022-01-16T08:00:20
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about saving money for facelifts, Prince Andrew getting cut off by The Queen, antivaxxers dying of Covid, Beth Dutton snatching wigs, our accomplished lite...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 7 - #StopCheRanda2022 from 2022-01-14T11:00:26
This week on And Just Like That...Carrie gets back in the writing saddle, Charlotte Hulks out on Harry, Miranda finds herself bewitched by Che and more! PLEASE Listen
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 33 - Hold Me Closer Hot Tub Dancer from 2022-01-11T11:00:24
This week on RHOSLC, Meredith plans a 49th b-day bash for Seth, the husbands go golfing and plot to send the wives on a vacay, Sharrieff and Jen do some art therapy and Lisa squares up on ...
ListenTEASER: Holes & Moles from 2022-01-09T09:00:48
On this week's bonus episode, Lara and Carey chat about yearly check-ups, brewing, insurrection memorial day, Lin Manuel Miranda and get reader mail concerning chic cruises, fading out of friendshi...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 6 - Sex and the Metaverse from 2022-01-09T08:00:22
And Just Like That...the girls only exist in the Metaverse now. Carrie gets an AI rendering of her face made up by a hot doctor, Charlotte gets canceled by Lily and Rock because of her dol...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 5 - Hey It's Che Diaz! from 2022-01-07T11:00:32
On this episode of And Just Like That, Seema hooks Carrie up with a hip doctor, Chablis Hobbes takes the booze too far, Charlotte and Harry are rocked by Rock and Che Diaz haunts Carrie's ...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 12 - A Brock and a Hard Place w/ Jenna Klaus from 2022-01-06T11:00:26
Jenna Klaus, aka @didimydoe on TikTok, joins me to chat about episodes 12 and 13 of Va...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 4 - Let's Get a Bottle! from 2022-01-05T11:00:44
On episode 4 of And Just Like That, Carrie befriends the sexy realtor in charge of selling Carrie and Big's apartment, Miranda gets dinner with her law professor, Charlotte continues her f...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 32 - Fresh Wolves & Wild Roses from 2022-01-04T11:00:18
This week on RHOSLC, Jen's mother liquidates her life savings, Meredith wears a psychotic suit, Mary is taken to task for racist remarks and Whitney launches Wild Rose Beauty. You kno...
ListenThe Many Baes of Tampa Ep. 7 & 8 - Proud Lesbians from 2021-12-31T08:00:24
On Tampa Baes eps 7 & 8, the baes do Tampa pride, Ali and Nelly pledge their allegiance to Summer and Marissa, we meet Briana's family, Summer asks for Marissa's hand in marriage, Shiv...
ListenThe Many Baes of Tampa Ep. 6 - Christian Lesbians from 2021-12-29T08:00:20
Today on Tampa Baes episode 6, Haley shares her religious trauma with Mack, who promptly takes her to church! Cuppie and Mel bond over a shared ex-girlfriend, Summer and Marissa give an ul...
ListenThe Many Baes of Tampa Ep. 5 - Sad Lesbians from 2021-12-27T08:00:59
On episode 5 of Tampa Baes, Briana lurks in a bathroom stall, Cuppie deals with Covid PTSD, Mel is so anxious she can't paint, Shiva crushes on a straight girl and more! This episode has b...
ListenTEASER: Best & Worst of 2021 from 2021-12-26T05:00:27
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas, etc. This week's bonus episode features a round up of Lara and Carey's personal best and worst moments of the year, as well as some cultural best and worsts.&nbs...
ListenThe Many Baes of Tampa Ep. 4 - Twin Lesbians from 2021-12-23T11:00:59
Today on episode 4 of Tampa Baes, we meet two lookalike lezzies named Ali and Nelly who take their moms out on the town for a Girls' Night, which is thrust into a state of disarray when Su...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 31 - Oblivious and Innocent from 2021-12-21T11:00:11
This week on RHOSLC, the Shah family prays for Jen's upcoming legal battles, Jennie hosts a pho luncheon, Lisa and Meredith spar, Brooks designs a blazer and more! For ad-free content, wee...
ListenTEASER: Stop SUR Forever from 2021-12-18T08:00:15
This week's bonus ep features some Omicron talk, some SUR talk, some scary building revelations, some reader mail and more! Listen
They Did That Ep. 3 - A Tight 84 from 2021-12-17T11:00:45
And just like that, we've been blessed with another episode of And Just Like That! This week, Carrie is plagued by Big's will and takes to the streets, Charlotte catches onto Miranda's dri...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 11 - Throuples Therapy w/ Eric Williams from 2021-12-16T11:00:09
Eric Williams, host of That's A Gay Ass Podcast Listen
The Many Baes of Tampa Ep. 3 from 2021-12-15T11:00:27
They're baaaaaaack! In Tampa, that is. Yep, Lara and Carey are finally talking about episode 3 of Tampa Baes. Today, Murph rages at Shiva on the porta potty tiki boat, Mel uses her art &nb...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 30 - Billion Dollar Baby from 2021-12-14T11:00:33
On this week's ep of RHOSLC, Whitney spends she and Justin's life savings to rebrand Iris + Beau, Jen and Heather meet for steak, Lisa tries to ride a horse and more! For TONS of bonus con...
ListenThey Did That Ep. 2 - Ol' Chablis Hobbes from 2021-12-13T11:00:56
Lara and Carey are chatting about the second episode of And Just Like That. This ep features Big's minimalist, lesbian funeral, Miranda the wino sucking down chablis, a "Hey London lady" t...
ListenTEASER: Live in New York at the Gramercy Theatre from 2021-12-12T08:00:18
One week ago today, Carey and Lara took the stage at the Gramercy Theatre and SLAYED their live show. It was so fun. A truly great night for all involved, and now YOU get to hear it...Listen
They Did That Ep. 1 - Buh-Bye Big from 2021-12-10T22:00:03
The time has come for Lara and Carey to talk about the show we've all been waiting for: And Just Like That. On episode 1, Carrie Bradshaw co-hosts a truly insane podcast, Rose is a terrori...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 29 - Gifts and Giggles from 2021-12-10T19:01:29
Lara and Carey finally get together to recap this past week's episode of RHOSLC. The battle between Whitney and Mary continues, Meredith stands with Mary, Heather is briefly bribed with a ...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 10 - A Place of Pickleball w/ Sari Greenberg from 2021-12-10T06:30:45
Sari Greenberg joins Lara to chat about this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. They ...
ListenTEASER: Live in Boston at the Hard Rock Cafe from 2021-12-05T05:00:38
Lara and Carey take the stage in Boston and recap the iconic RHOBH episode: "Amster-Damn!" (Season 5, Episode 16). Listen
Pumpheads Ep. 9 - Energy ≠ Comedy w/ Ryan Bailey from 2021-12-02T11:00:50
Ryan Bailey, host of So Bad It's Good with Ryan B...
ListenTEASER: Reject or Be Rejected from 2021-11-27T08:00:16
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey receive a #Bones update with the Bone Collector himself, Simon Haas! Lara also tries to get Carey into the Grateful Dead to no avail, they get reader mail from ...
ListenThe Many Baes of Tampa Ep. 2 - Alcoholic Lesbians from 2021-11-25T11:00:02
This week on Tampa Baes, Olivia gets a DUI, Murph bullies Shiva, Marissa and Summer move in with Marissa's mom and more! For weekly bonus episodes and 100% ad-free content, join the Listen
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 28 - Mary's Over It from 2021-11-23T11:00:43
This week on RHOSLC, the ladies go ice skating, dog sledding and eat TONS of cheese in Vail. Meanwhile, Jen meets with her lawyer to discuss her wire fraud and money laundering charges. Fo...
ListenTEASER:Projectors Projecting from 2021-11-20T08:00
On this week's bonus episode, Lara and Carey chat about Yellowjackets, dream up niche Housewives franchises, do some Listen
Pumpheads Ep. 8 - I Just Wanna Make Sure We're Cool w/ Dan Allegretto from 2021-11-18T23:12:40
Dan Allegretto joins Lara to chat ...
ListenThe Many Baes of Tampa Ep. 1 - Side Part Lesbians from 2021-11-18T00:05:04
Lara and Carey dive into the shallow waters of the new Amazon series, Tampa Baes. On this week's episode, they get to know the girls on the front lines of Tampa Bay's premiere lesbian scen...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 27 - The Road to Vail from 2021-11-16T11:00:54
This week on RHOSLC, the ladies deal with the aftermath of Jen's arrest. Whitney comes alive, Heather is traumatized, Lisa juggles her lawyers, Jennie is unbothered, Mary is shocked and Me...
ListenTEASER: Crash Into Me from 2021-11-13T08:00:52
Lara and Carey chat about Spencer, Astroworld, Malaysia Flight 370 and more on this week's bonus ep. To hear the full episode,Listen
Pumpheads Ep. 7 - La Vie en Nose w/ Lindsey Webb from 2021-11-11T11:00:01
Lindsey Webb joins Lara to chat about this week's episode of Vanderpump R...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 26 - "Internal Bleeding" from 2021-11-09T11:00
Joseph Smith blessed us with an XXL episode of RHOSLC. Praise him! This week, Mary hosts an Italian gathering and lashes out at Whitney for being too busy with carpool to answer her phone ...
ListenTEASER: Your Bones Are Lovely, Hubbell from 2021-11-06T07:00:02
On this week's bonus ep, Carey and Lara delve into various mysteries, including but not limited to: Pete Davidson's auric pull, Polyamory, and a random pile of literal bones that were recently unea...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 24 - Mr Tom's Wild Ride from 2021-11-05T10:00:17
The RHOBH Season 11 reunion run comes to a rollicking close. Sutton faces off with EJ Global, Rinna is haunted by her own shit-talking past and Erika spins more yarns about Tom's ...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 6 - Glittering Red Flags w/ Ira Madison III from 2021-11-04T10:00:59
Writer and co-host of Keep It!, Ira Madison III, joins L...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 25 - Are You Okay? from 2021-11-02T10:00:16
This week on RHOSLC, Lisa supports her entrepreneur sons, Jen brings a bunch of trash over to Heather's and there's a Diane Warren update from Whitney. To hear this episode ad-free and get...
ListenTEASER: Snitches? Stitches. from 2021-10-30T07:00:39
On this week's bonus episode, Carey shows Lara a Fall-obsessed Instagram family, they talk about the supply chain drama, social media, The Sopranos, ponder whether or not they'd snitch on ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 23 - How Do You Think I Feel? from 2021-10-29T10:00:42
The RHOBH reunion soldiers on! This week, Erika dissociates whenever Tom's alleged victims are mentioned, Crystal reveals she gets tons of online hate, Kathy reminisces on her days of livi...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 5 - A Trip Down Memory Lane w/ Naomi Fry from 2021-10-28T10:00:27
The singular Naomi Fry joins Lara to chat about Vanderpump Rules. This week, Raquel...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 24 - Googling It from 2021-10-26T10:00:39
This week on RHOSLC, Jennie and Duy talk sister wives, Heather throws a birthday party for a brood of boys, Mary faces a rough day of snow-tubing, Jen shines with red hair and everyone com...
ListenTEASER: Cause of Death: Not Buying It from 2021-10-23T07:00:03
On this week's bonus episode, the Mariposa County hiking family's "heat stress," an unlikely book deal, and a random advertising opportunity are just a taste of the things pushing Lara and Carey ov...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 22 - Nice Tits Stupid Bitch from 2021-10-22T10:00:12
On Part 2 of the RHOBH Reunion episode, Erika reveals more of her financial relationship dynamics while Rinna acts as her hype man, Kathy and Kyle have an emotional moment, Garcelle wonder...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 4 - Schwartz, Sandy & Maloney's w/ Nick Axelrod from 2021-10-21T10:00:36
Nick Axelrod, co-host of Eyewitness Beauty...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 23 - Are You Kidding Me? from 2021-10-19T10:00:55
On this week's episode of RHOSLC, Lisa lures Whitney to a Tex Mex restaurant in Park City, Mary deals with Robert Sr.'s homecoming, Jen buys some ugly diamond necklaces and Jennie is haras...
ListenTEASER: A Nonexistent Biopic from 2021-10-16T08:52:10
On this week's bonus ep, Carey exposes me to a Robin Williams impersonator's haunting short film, we talk about Nancy Grace and Casey Anthony, answer some reader mail and more! You can listen...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 21 - An EJ Global Blackout from 2021-10-15T10:00:06
Part 1 of the RHOBH Reunion is upon us, and Lara and Carey are here to guide you through the ups and downs. This week, Garcelle takes heat from Dorit, Rinna sings for her supper and Erika ...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 3 - Squid Game Rules w/ Michael Sherman from 2021-10-14T10:00:14
Michael Sherman joins Lara this week to chat about Vanderpump Rules. Katie and...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 22 - A Proponent of Condoms from 2021-10-12T10:00:13
Lara and Carey chat about Lamb, Sex and the City 2, and this week's episode of RHOSLC. Jen and Brooks meet for peace talks, Whitney and Lisa meet in a gin-soaked pie lair...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 11 - You Smoked, You Screamed from 2021-10-11T10:00:15
Lara and Carey wrap up Season 1 of Mob Wives with the reunion episode, hosted by none other than Wendy Williams! Wendy asks the hard hitting questions, Renee tells all when it comes to her...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 20 - Trolling the Trolls from 2021-10-08T10:00:57
Lara and Carey chat about the season finale of RHOBH. This week, Kathy wears a lampshade hat, Crystal throws a dinner to celebrate Chinese New Year, Erika makes everyone uncomfortable, and...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 2 - Two People Meeting on Craigslist w/ Allyn Morse from 2021-10-07T10:00:50
Friend of the pod Allyn Morse joins Lara to chat about Vanderpump Rules. They hatch a brilliant plan for Katie Maloney to free herself from the clutches of Tom Schwartz, declare Brock MVP ...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 10 - A One Chapter Book Tour from 2021-10-06T10:00:25
Carey and Lara are BACK, and talking about the Season 1 finale of Mob Wives. Karen celebrates having written one chapter of her book, Drita calls a gathering of the women to set the record...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 21 - Just Like Casino! from 2021-10-05T21:46:51
Lara and Carey welcome Lindsay Lohan to the world of podcasting and chat about this week's episode of RHOSLC. Jen Shah throws her diamond tennis bracelet, Mary has an awkward interaction w...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 19 - All Day Every Day from 2021-10-01T10:00:32
Lara and Carey chat about the latest, greatest episode of RHOBH. The ladies are still in Del Mar, drinking wine, playing Never Have I Ever and hamming it up. Sutton's on a scooter, Erika i...
ListenPumpheads Ep. 1 - The Maître D'Mommy w/ Julia Hava from 2021-09-30T10:00:25
Julia Hava, co-host of Binchtopia, joins Lara to talk...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 20 - Large Holes and a Firm Trout Grip from 2021-09-29T05:00:29
Lara and Carey chat about this week's RHOSLC. They marvel at Jennie's perfect children, agree that Mary trolls Robert Jr. too much, question Heather's affinity for big holes and more! For ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 18 - LIVE at the Metro Music Hall from 2021-09-27T18:22:50
Lara and Carey take the stage at The Metro Music Hall in Salt Lake City to chat about RHOBH. For bonus episodes and tons of ad-free content,Listen
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 19 - LIVE at The Roxy Theatre ft. Ariana Madix from 2021-09-23T10:00:51
Sexy Unique Podcast's fall tour kicks off at the legendary Roxy Theatre! Lara and Carey talk RHOSLC and are joined by the one and only Ariana Madix to chat about the upcoming season of
TEASER: Whimsically SUP from 2021-09-21T21:11:19
On today's bonus, Carey and Lara chat about traveling for dick, being whisked away, Lara give some important Gomorrah updates and they get a horrific dating story via reader mail. To ...
ListenTEASER: It's Fashion, Sweetie from 2021-09-18T07:00
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about the Met Gala lewks, The D'Amelio Show on Hulu, get some Lularoe confessional reader mail and more! To hear the full episode, mosey on over t...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 17 - Say Yes to the Pretty Mess from 2021-09-17T10:00
On this week's ep of RHOBH, Erika weaves more tall tales about Tom, Dorit celebrates her new line of wedding dresses, Hot Harry Hamlin graces everyone with his presence and more! SUP is LI...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 9 - Are We All Renee? from 2021-09-16T10:00
On this week's episode of Mob Wives, Karen finishes chapter one of her book and uses it to troll Drita, Renee has a breakthrough, Carla picks Joe up from prison and more! For bonus episode...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 18 - I Don't Want Her Juice from 2021-09-14T10:00
RHOSLC is back, baby! In the Season 2 premiere, Meredith and Jen are still at odds, Mary records a podcast, Whitney drops a cake, Lisa tries to broker peace and we meet the new housewife, Jennie. F...
ListenTEASER: A Place... from 2021-09-11T07:00
On this week's bonus episode, Lara and Carey chat about male escorts, classic 90s comedies, get a reader voicemail that asks the hard hitting questions and eventually take things to a place of 9/11...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 16 - As You Should from 2021-09-10T10:00
On this week's episode of RHOBH, the dinner party from Hell comes to a conclusion, Kyle and Sutton buy rings, PK speaks the truth, and Garcelle hosts a tense dinner party of her own. For b...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 8 - I Want 'Em Gutted from 2021-09-09T10:00
On this week's episode of Mob Wives, Karen struggles with her book announcement, Renee visits her plastic surgeon, Carla shops for underwear and Drita goes to war with a gang of raccoons. ...
ListenTEASER: A Match Made in How from 2021-09-04T07:00
On this week's bonus ep, Lara and Carey talk about terrorist activity wreaking havoc in Lara's community, Gomorrah, Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes, Lala Kent's greatest role to date, pon...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 15 - Or WHAT. from 2021-09-03T10:00
On this week's episode of RHOBH, Dorit unveils her bridal designs, Kyle wears a barrette with her name on it, Kathy throws the dinner party of the century, Sutton asks Erika some important...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 7 - We Fight Hard, But We Love Hardah from 2021-09-02T10:00
This week on Mob Wives, the wives finish brawling and squash their beef, Drita sends her sexy photos to Lee, Renee tries her hand at online dating, Carla prepares for Joe to get out of jai...
ListenTEASER: It's F*ckin' Startin' from 2021-08-28T07:00
On this week's bonus ep, Carey and Lara chat about a psychotic wellness trend, Robert Kennedy's antivax crusade, F-Boy Island, the alternate Mob Wives theme song, get some importa...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 14 - Small Town Sh*t from 2021-08-27T10:00
On this week's episode of RHOBH, Rinna launches her lip kits, Crystal is the hostess with the mostest, Kathy protects herself from the sun's glaring rays, Erika unveils a new personality a...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 6 - He's A Gropah! from 2021-08-26T10:00
This week on Mob Wives, Drita does a sexy photo shoot for Lee, Renee embarks on an incredible new business venture, all the ladies brawl over Sunday supper and more! Weekly bonus episodes ...
ListenTEASER: A Place of Turkey from 2021-08-21T07:00
On this week's bonus, Carey and Lara talk about embarrassing pet voices, tuning out social media, HGTV stars, Lindsay Lohan's OWN documentary and her upcoming Netflix film, Kaley Cuoco adopting the...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 13 - Oh My Goodness! from 2021-08-20T10:00
This week on RHOBH, Sutton asks the important questions when it comes to Erika, Kyle hosts a Christmas dinner, everyone consults a lawyer, Erika dresses up like a haunted doll and more! Ge...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 5 - Are You F*ckin' Kiddin' Me? from 2021-08-19T10:00
This week on Mob Wives, Renee gets her face laser'd off, Karen whips herself into a tizzy over Drita and Lee's relationship, Carla teaches Karen how to work out, Drita refuses to apologize...
ListenTEASER: A Red Carpet Scream from 2021-08-14T07:00
On this week's bonus ep, Carey and Lara chat about the Lake Tahoe monster, who's a better mob wife: Carmela or Kay,, react to a red carpet moment, listen to a horny reader mail waxing poetic about ...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 12 - Inside the EJ Global Simulation w/ Jamie Stein from 2021-08-13T07:00
Jamie Stein, intuitive and host of Deep Dive with Jamie...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 4 - Have You Heard the News?? from 2021-08-12T10:00
This week on Mob Wives, Renee, still reeling from Junior's arrest, decides to host a psychic party to figure out what to do with herself. Karen takes it upon herself to stir up drama, Drit...
ListenTEASER: An Emotional Power Outage from 2021-08-07T07:00
In this week's bonus episode, Lara and Carey talk about the best kind of social media trolling, Lara complains about being called a "dumb white bitch," then proceeds to be the dumbest white bitch o...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 11 - Learning How to Walk (Into a Bank) from 2021-08-06T10:00
On this week's ep of RHOBH, Erika continues to weave some Tom tales and Garcelle gets caught in the crosshairs. Kathy lives life according to her own timeline, Kyle tries to force the girl...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 3 - Who's the Rat? from 2021-08-05T10:00
This week on Mob Wives, a FBI bust sends Renee over the edge. Carla maintains her self care schedule, Drita smokes a cigarette and Karen begins life as a writer. For bonus episodes and sew...
ListenTEASER: Hell Is a Drum Circle from 2021-07-31T07:00
On this week's bonus ep, Carey and Lara chat about being godparents, getting too close to pets, and the Woodstock '99 documentary on HBOmax called Woodstock '99: Peace, Love, and Rage.&nbs...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 2 - I Ate the Package from 2021-07-29T10:00
On episode two of Mob Wives, Renee tries to encourage her son, AJ, to be less of a flop. Later, at Carla's house, Renee realizes she might have been too quick to judge Karen. Drita can't g...
ListenTEASER: Free to Die from 2021-07-24T07:00
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about The Delta Variant, listen to some reader mail, give and receive some TV show recommendations and more! To hear the episode in full, Listen
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 10 - Off the Cliff We Go! from 2021-07-23T10:00
On this week's episode of RHOBH, Erika descends on Kyle's La Quinta house to tell the ladies a harrowing tale of Tom's mental decline. Kyle cooks her famous lasagna and Kathy does some mag...
ListenThe Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 1 - All the Good Ones Are in Jail from 2021-07-22T10:00
Lara and Carey dive into the iconic VH1 reality series, Mob Wives, covering the lives of four Staten Island women with mafia ties. Karen Gravano is moving back to Staten Island after livin...
ListenTEASER: Totally Deflated from 2021-07-17T07:00
On this week's bonus Carey and Lara chat about Fear Street, The Ruins, getting injections deep in The Valley, getting scammed by chiropractors, horrible dates and more! To hear th...
ListenTEASER: Totally Deflated from 2021-07-17T07:00
On this week's bonus Carey and Lara chat about Fear Street, The Ruins, getting injections deep in The Valley, getting scammed by chiropractors, horrible dates and more! To hear th...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 9 - The Subject of a Federal Investigation from 2021-07-16T10:00
On this week's RHOBH, Sutton and Crystal put a pin in their feud, Kyle gets COVID, Garcelle wears 1/3 of a sweater, Kathy gets crafty, Rinna uncovers some gorgeous fashions from yesteryear...
ListenTEASER: The Doctor Is In from 2021-07-10T07:00
On this week's bonus, Carey and Lara chat about the Listen
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 8 - "Thomas." from 2021-07-09T10:00
Carey and Lara HOP TO IT on this week's episode of BHA. They pine for Harry Hamlin, turn a corner with Erika, praise Kathy Hilton The God, marvel at Sutton's descent into madness, and more...
ListenTEASER: A Sexy Unique Force from 2021-07-03T07:00
Lara and Carey discuss Carey's recent trip to SUR, the recently released documentary Listen
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 7 - A Litigation of the Violation from 2021-07-02T10:00
On this week's episode of RHOBH, Sutton rents out a wellness center for a freeze and a sauna, Portia gets the surprise of a lifetime, Rinna basks in the glory of her daughter's dating life...
ListenTEASER: Mother Gods from 2021-06-26T07:00
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey and talk about Britney's conservatorship hearing and listen to reader voice notes about cults, a disgusting date, casting an imaginary Rock of Love All Star...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 6 - Ladies, Am I Right? from 2021-06-25T10:00
This week on RHOBH, Erika charms the ladies with her manipulations and lies, Crystal and Sutton continue their Tahoe feud, Garcelle sees a dating coach and Kathy is iconically vague. ...
ListenTEASER: Blood Money from 2021-06-19T07:00
On this week's bonus, Carey and Lara chat about the wild ABC special, The Housewife and the Hustler. Listen
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 5 - Shouldn't She Just Wait? from 2021-06-18T10:00
On this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle has a love affair with polka dots, Harry Hamlin shows the world what a real man is, Sutton throws a Paris-themed luncheon, ...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 13 - A Huge Mistake from 2021-06-17T10:00
The time has come to bid farewell to many chaotic queens and the King of gay panic, Bret Michaels. This week, the devil himself, Riki Rachtman, hosts the Rock of Love Bus Reunion....
ListenTEASER: A Fiery Cabaret from 2021-06-12T07:00
On this week's bonus, Carey and Lara chat about the wild new-ish Angelina Jolie masterpiece Those Who Wish Me Dead, Lara turns Carey onto numerology and briefs him on the Olivia Rodrigo vs...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 4 - A Place of Von Dutch / A Place of Clutch from 2021-06-11T10:00
Things are revving up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, the ladies finish their glorious trip to Tahoe. Garcelle and Crystal get some delicious lattes, everyone take...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 12 - When You Win, You Lose from 2021-06-10T07:00
On the finale of Rock of Love Bus, Bret whisks Mindy and Taya away to the Dominican Republic for a flurry of final dates before choosing one of them as his Rock of Love. For bonus content ...
ListenTEASER: Cordenwood from 2021-06-05T07:00
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey cover the Friends Reunion, get REAL about their late night talk show host preferences and more. To hear the full episode, Listen
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 3 - Sutton's Startin' from 2021-06-04T07:00
Lara and Carey kick things off with some breaking New Jersey news, then dig into RHOBH. This week, the ladies continue their Tahoe girls trip. Kathy gets her beauty rest, Lisa and Garcelle...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 11 - Just Hole With It from 2021-06-03T10:00
On the penultimate episode of Rock of Love Bus, Bret traffics the three remaining contestants to Miami, where they take are forced to wear carnival costumes, take helicopter rides, make ou...
ListenTEASER: Praise Be to the Federation from 2021-05-29T07:00
On this week's bonus episode, Carey and Lara discuss Lindsay's big comeback via Netflix, get some reader mail about a High Society x Rock of Love crossover and more! Listen
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 2 - Lake Tah-no from 2021-05-28T10:00
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the gals jet to Lake Tahoe on a rickety plane, causing Garcelle to enter a place of sunglasses doom. Kathy refuses to play by the rules, Kyle...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 10 - Losing the Game of Love from 2021-05-27T10:00
This week on Rock of Love Bus, Bret whisks the remaining four women off to Orlando to visit Universal City. The ladies undergo a singing/songwriting challenge, Mindy goes into glasses mode...
ListenTEASER: She's Unidentified Aerial Phenomena from 2021-05-22T07:00
On this week's bonus, Carey and Lara chat about visiting Tom Tom, mac and cheese, cauliflower wings, non-traditional restaurant music, the SUR food poisoning victim, UFOs, connecting with aliens an...
ListenBeverly Hell's Angels Ep. 1 - She Couldn't Help But Wander... from 2021-05-21T10:00
Carey and Lara are recapping what's sure to be a rollicking season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! On the season premiere, Kyle recovers from a nose job, Kathy tells some childhood ta...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 9 - Don't Ever Change from 2021-05-20T10:00
This week on Rock of Love Bus, Bret takes the girls to St. Augustine, FL for the sole purpose of traumatizing them by flying their exes into town. Ambre and Heather come back to do some de...
ListenTEASER: Saving the Best For Last w/ Carey O'Donnell from 2021-05-15T07:00
On this week's bonus Carey and Lara dive into Christine's Sister Wives journey. They chat about being the third wife, the polygamist courtship process, how much Kody and Christine fuck and...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 14 - Chaos Agents w/ Danny Pellegrino from 2021-05-14T10:00
Danny Pellegrino, host of Everything Iconi...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 8 - Aww French Toast from 2021-05-13T10:00
This week on Rock of Love Bus, the girls are tasked with babysitting, triggering Ashley's maternal instincts to kick into high gear. Beverly is consumed by darkness, Taya is cut down to si...
ListenTEASER: A Snoozy Sister Wife w/ Carey O'Donnell from 2021-05-08T07:00
Carey and Lara get derailed by Keeping Up with the Kardashians and then get into Sister Wives to discuss Janelle's journey (Season 9, Episode 3: All About Janelle). They ...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 7 - Hittin' a Speed Bump from 2021-05-06T10:00
This week on Rock of Love Bus, Bret forces the girls to degrade themselves at a truck stop, Kami calls it quits and Kelsey parties a little too hard. For bonus episodes and ad-free content...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 13 - Main Character Syndrome w/ Patrik Sandberg from 2021-05-03T17:59:27
Patrik Sandberg joins Lara to chat about the first reunion episode of Summer House. They talk cross pollination in the Bravo universe, podcasts getting the recognition they deserve, imagin...
ListenTEASER: Saving SATC3 Sneak Peek from 2021-05-01T07:00
In lieu of the regularly scheduled SUP bonus episodes, Lara is gifting you a VIP preview of an upcoming episode of Saving Sex and the City 3. To hear the full episode, Listen
Summer House Hive Ep. 12 - The Scoop From the Front Lines w/ Sophie Ross from 2021-04-26T10:00
Writer and podcast correspondent S...
ListenTEASER: Sealing Mary w/ Carey O'Donnell from 2021-04-24T07:00
Lara and Carey discuss Demi Lovato's yogurt meltdown, then dive into Season 8, Episode 8 of Sister Wives (Hulu link Listen
Rock of Love Bus Ep. 6 - So Frenchin' Pissed from 2021-04-21T10:00
This week, Lara and Carey chat about some SATC reboot news, and share the TRAILER for Saving Sex and the City 3 (!!!!!). Then they dig into Rock of Love Bus, where the girls compete in the...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 11 - Taped to Hell and Back w/ Chanel Creating from 2021-04-19T10:00
Chanel Creating, life coach and host of the Listen
TEASER: Sistula Wives w/ Carey O'Donnell from 2021-04-17T22:41:03
Lara and Carey dive into Season 8 Episode 6 of Sister Wi...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 5 - Straight Panic: Activated! from 2021-04-15T10:00
Lara and Carey discuss some Los Angeles twists and turns, then get into this week's episode. Bret's heterosexuality comes under question when Ashley and Farrah spread a false rumor about Natasha, t...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 10 - A Young 55 and a Harsh 44 w/ Quinten Lamar from 2021-04-13T10:00
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TEASER: The Original Hag w/ Carey O'Donnell from 2021-04-10T07:30
Carey and Lara chat about Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Khloe Kardashian's un-retouched photo, get some inside info about the SATC3 reboot and more! To hear the full episode, mosey on ov...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 4 - I'll Puke On Your Mom from 2021-04-08T10:00
This week on Rock of Love Bus, Ashley gets wasted, Beverly gets blammo and kisses Bret's drummer, Taya takes a terrible tumble and so much more! For bonus episodes and ad-free content, hea...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 8 - An Energetic Release w/ Jamie Stein from 2021-04-07T07:00
Intuitive Jamie Stein returns to SUP for an XXL pod covering ep...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 7 - That Was Really Cool w/ Dan Allegretto from 2021-04-05T16:50:05
The iconic Dan Allegretto joins Lara to talk Season 5, Episode 7 of Summer House. dig into Luke's musical talents, Hannah's performance art-level apology to Kyle, the best lighting for pho...
ListenTEASER: Demon Sex w/ Carey O'Donnell from 2021-04-03T07:00
On this week's bonus episode, Carey and Lara chat about Lil Nas X'...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 17 - Shahrrested?! from 2021-04-01T10:00
Lara and Carey HAD to make an emergency episode about Jen Shah's recent arrest. They break down what happened with the help of an infographic from a very kind reader named Gerard. (Thank you Gerard...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 3 - Fellas, Is It Gay to "Take It Like a Man?" from 2021-04-01T10:00
On this week's episode of Rock of Love Bus, Bret whisks the ladies to Champaign, Illinois. Brittaney continues her downward spiral, Melissa pops an implant playing ice hockey and Beverly i...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 6 - Powerpoint Pu*sy w/ Rae Sanni from 2021-03-31T10:00
Rae Sanni, comedian, writer and co-host of The Cast with...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 5 - "It Was Beautiful. Fish and Chips." w/ Allyn Morse from 2021-03-30T10:00
Friend of the pod Allyn Morse joins Lara for today's episode. They chat about Lindsay and Stravy's doomed dinner date, Hannah renouncing her friendship with Amanda, Ciara shutting Luke down and mor...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 4 - A Quick Pump w/ Ryan Bailey from 2021-03-29T10:00
Lara is joined by Ryan Bailey, from So Bad It's G...
ListenTEASER: Gay Christmas from 2021-03-27T07:00
In this week's bonus, Carey and Lara chat about gay Christmas movies, Demi Lovato's new YouTube series, Dancing With the Devil, and they get a Sister Wives hack from a dedicated r...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 2 - The Sanctity of Marriage from 2021-03-25T16:26:07
This week on Rock of Love Bus, Bret forces the women to pretend to get married to him. Taya is holier than thou, Brittaney reveals herself to be both psychotic and racist, and Brittanya gi...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 3 - Dysfunction Is My Love Language w/ Randi Lawson from 2021-03-24T10:00:15
We gather, we ride again! This time, Randi Lawson joins Lara to talk about Luke conning people into thinking he's a good guy just because he's from the midwest, Lindsay and Stravy's love languages ...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 2 - A Rich Mythology w/ Brodie Lancaster from 2021-03-23T10:00
Episode 2 of Summer House Hive is already here! What a miracle! Today, Lara joined by Brodie Lancaster all the way from down undah. discuss Hannah's surprise engagement, Paige and Perry, b...
ListenSummer House Hive Ep. 1 - Hubcaps Unite! w/ Joe Gunn from 2021-03-22T10:00
Today on a brand new SUP spinoff, Lara is joined by the hilarious Joe Gunn to cha...
ListenTEASER: So Many Reveals from 2021-03-20T08:00
This week's bonus features some sober curious reader mail, Demi Lovato updates, cemetery talk and more! Bec...
ListenRock of Love Bus Ep. 1 - The Least Rockin' Rockstar of All Time from 2021-03-18T10:00
On the season premiere of Rock of Love Bus, 20 women compete for Bret Michaels' affection and attention on his US tour. Some ladies trigger Bret's gay panic, some do shots in an unconventi...
ListenTEASER: Going to HR from 2021-03-13T08:00
Carey and Lara talk about vaccine FOMO, Megan and Harry's Oprah interview, answer some reader mail and more. To hear the full episode, Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 13 - Gimme a "Woo!" from 2021-03-11T11:00
This week, on the season 2 reunion of Rock of Love, Angelique bares her perfect Barbie ass, Heather channels a legend and Ambre and Bret break the rules. You can get tons of bonus episodes...
ListenTEASER: The Ash Faeries from 2021-03-06T08:00
This week's bonus features some Facebook chatter, Olsen Twins talk, Allen vs. Farrow revelations, podcast recommendations, reader mail and more! Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 12 - Check Please! from 2021-03-04T11:00
This week on the Rock of Love Season 2 finale, Bret whisks Daisy and Ambre off to Cancun. While in Mexico, things get oily, chummy and barfy, as Bret gears up to select the woman who will ...
ListenTEASER: No Man's Land from 2021-02-27T08:00
On this week's bonus, Lara deals with post-Nomadland depression, then she and Carey chat about revisiting Girls, and Lara receives a shocking and healing message from a current re...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 16 - Cancel the Ceiling! (RHOSLC S1, Ep16) from 2021-02-26T11:00
This week, on the final reunion episode of RHOSLC, Meredith has a sobering realization, Coach Shaw puts a pep in everyone's step and Mary gives into the seductive calls of slumber. For weekly bonus...
ListenRock of Love Season 2, Ep. 11 - Falling In Love with Bret from 2021-02-25T11:00
On this week's episode of Rock of Love Season 2, the girls' parents arrive at Bret's tawdry house of sin, Ambre's age scam is exposed and Destiney proves to be the only sane woman in the h...
ListenTEASER: American Sigh-dol from 2021-02-20T08:00
Carey and Lara give some advice to a reader, talk about Claudia Conway's American Idol appearance, Ivanka's photo ops, Demi Lovato's YouTube documentary trailer and more. Listen
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 15 - Straight Out of Content (RHOSLC S1, Ep15) from 2021-02-19T11:00:24
On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion, Lisa gets flustered, Mary works her magic and Heather reigns supreme. Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 10 - #Justice4Daisy from 2021-02-18T11:00
This week on Rock of Love Season 2, Bret and the gals head to Vegas, Heather stirs the pot and everyone turns on sweet, fragile Daisy. For bonus episodes and more, join the SUP Patreon. Yo...
ListenTEASER: Second Time's The Charm from 2021-02-14T23:27:01
This week's bonus episode took two tries to get right, but honestly thank Paimon it did because we get to talk about some truly good news for once in our lives. We also get some very thoughtful rea...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 14 - Reunited and It Slaps! (RHOSLC S1, Ep14) from 2021-02-12T11:00
On the first reunion episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary sparkles, Jen is relatively zen, and we uncover the truth about Lisa and Meredith's relationship. Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 9 - The Ex Factor from 2021-02-11T11:00
This week on Rock of Love Season 2, Daisy weeps, Ambre snitches and Heather makes a triumphant return to Bret's wild house of rock. For bonus episodes and sooooo much more, Listen
Introducing Spectacle from 2021-02-10T14:00
Spectacle is a documentary podcast series about the rise of the newest and most American of art forms: the reality TV show. From The Bachelor’s problematic take on gender to The Real World’s c...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 13 - The Rules of Disengagement (RHOSLC S1, Ep13) from 2021-02-05T11:00
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Heather throws a bash for Beauty Lab, Lisa extends and olive branch to Jen and Meredith disengages. Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 8 - Haunted By Boxes from 2021-02-04T11:00
This week on Rock of Love Season 2, Ambre channels her inner Darren Aronofsky, Daisy and Jessica weep, and Kristy Jo refuses to allow her chakras to be cleansed. For bonus episodes and mor...
ListenTEASER: #EndValleyBullying from 2021-01-30T08:00
Lara does her best to explain the Gamestop drama despite having an EXTREMELY limited knowledge of finance. She also rants about her favorite topic, Qanon, and Carey celebrates a rare celebrity sigh...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 12 - The Healing Energy of Vegas (RHOSLC S1, Ep12) from 2021-01-29T11:00
This week on RHOSLC, the ladies' Vegas journey continues. Jen rages, Meredith refuses to engage and Whitney's extensions shine bright. For weekly bonus episodes, Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 7 - The Patriot Act from 2021-01-28T11:00
Bret forces his harem to perform for our brave troops. Inna threatens an elderly woman, Ambre taps for her life and Kristy Joe packs for attention. For bonus episodes and more, Listen
TEASER: Six Degrees of Insurrection from 2021-01-23T08:00
On this week's bonus ep, a Q-tie hometown connection is revealed. Lara and Carey also chat about the path to radicalization and dig into Carey's sobriety journey. To listen to the full episode...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 11 - The Amaaaazing Race (RHOSLC S1, Ep11) from 2021-01-22T11:00
This week on SUQ, The girls head to Vegas where Lisa and Meredith unite as one and Jen's anger issues cause intergalactic bloodshed. For bonus episodes, Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 6 - American Sniper from 2021-01-21T11:00
On this week's episode, Rodeo returns, Kristy Jo gets frisky and Bret takes Jessica on a dark date. For bonus episodes and soooooo much more, Listen
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 10 - Life Is Amazing (RHOSLC S1, Ep10) from 2021-01-15T11:00
This week on SUQ, Jen is lured to a Saw spa, Lisa throws a luncheon in a yurt and Meredith nods off during a double date. For bonus eps and MORE Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 5 - Alone Time With Bret from 2021-01-14T11:00
This week on Insatiable Bitch Goddesses, Bret makes the girls compete in another Mud Bowl, Daisy almost freezes to death and Peyton begins to unravel. For bonus episodes and other premium ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 9 - Zero to She-Hulk (RHOSLC S1, Ep9) from 2021-01-08T11:00:17
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Whitney gets sloshed and starts drama, Jen loses her shit and Lisa experiences the wonders of marine life. Listen
Rock of Love Season 2, Ep. 4 - I'm Not Well from 2021-01-07T11:00
This week on Rock of Love Season 2, Bret challenges the women to build motorcycles, Aubry admits to something we already know and Kristy Jo fans the flames of her own personal drama. Join ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 8 - Snowmobile Angels (RHOSLC S1, Ep8) from 2021-01-02T00:16:15
Today on SUQ, the real Meredith has been chained in the basement while AI Meredith roams free, Heather assumes her rightful position as Wolf Queen and Carey and Lara make the case for a Mary-themed...
ListenRock of Love Season 2, Ep. 3 - Derby Girls from 2020-12-31T11:00
This week on Rock of Love Season 2, the girls come face-to-face with Lacey during a roller derby match, Angelique bares all and Destiney channels Bob Fosse. You can access TONS of bonus ep...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 7 - Utah Fashion Moment (RHOSLC S1, Ep7) from 2020-12-25T11:00
Today on SUQ, Park City's first fashion week kicks off and ends within a matter of minutes, Lisa holds a board meeting and Heather decides to stop living in shame. Want bonus episodes? You can get ...
ListenRock of Love Season 2, Ep. 2 - Positively Pig Behavior from 2020-12-24T11:00
Rock of Love Season 2 continues to amaze. This week, the goddesses compete a peep show AND a dance-off, Daisy uses her vocal talents to seduce Bret, Peyton rocks Bret's world and ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 6 - Gay Poltergeist (RHOSLC S1, Ep6) from 2020-12-18T11:00
Today on SUQ, Brooks is possessed by a gay dæmon, Lisa goes into Sundance mode, Heather yearns for dick and some salty queens from SUR make an unexpected cameo. Bonus episodes drop every Saturday o...
ListenRock of Love, Season 2 Ep. 1 - PLEASE!!! Let Me Be Your Rock of Love from 2020-12-17T11:00
Lara and Carey are BACK to talk Rock of Love Season 2. This week, a whole new batch of goddesses are welcomed into Bret's crazy house of rock. Some of the ladies are ready to do whatever i...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 5 - Grandpa Husbands (RHOSLC S1, Ep5) from 2020-12-11T11:00
This week on SUQ, Mary acts questionably as a result of the childhood trauma she endured from MARRYING HER GRANDPA, Whitney drives her dad to sober living and Brooks gaslights his mother, ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 4 - An Afternoon at the Met (RHOSLC S1, Ep4) from 2020-12-04T11:00:08
This week on Salty Utah Queens, Jen loses her shit and snacks on sushi, Meredith and Lisa pick out art and Mary throws a luncheon for the ages. Weekly bonus episodes drop every Saturday on Listen
Rock of Love Season 1, Ep. 12 - Reunited and It Feels So Bad from 2020-12-03T11:00
The final nail in the coffin of Season 1 of Rock of Love is upon us, thanks to the reunion episode. This week, Rodeo asks Bret for a second chance, Heather finally gets the justice she des...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 3 - Now Play Games (RHOSLC S1, Ep3) from 2020-11-27T22:36:21
This week on SUQ, Heather hosts a Wicker Man-esque pregnancy celebration, Mary considers sending her son to boarding school and Meredith is controlled by Brooks. For TONS of bonus content ...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 11 - Chaos in Cabo from 2020-11-26T11:00
On today's episode of Insatiable Bitch Goddesses, Bret whisks Jes and Heather off to Cabo and flirts with death before handing out his final backstage pass. For sexy, cute bonus episodes, ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 2 - Powder Heads (RHOSLC S1, Ep2) from 2020-11-22T00:25:59
This week on SUQ, Lisa and Whitney butt heads, Mary waits for an important package and the gals hit the slopes. For bonus episodes and MORE visit Listen
Rock of Love Season 1, Ep. 10 - A Family Affair from 2020-11-19T11:00
We're edging closer and closer to oblivion (Bret picking a mate). This week, the final 3 girls welcome their family into Bret's house of rock. Lacey's dad trolls Bret, Heather trolls Lacey and Jes ...
ListenSalty Utah Queens Ep. 1 - "Drink Water." (RHOSLC S1, Ep1) from 2020-11-16T11:00
After watching the masterpiece that was Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Lara and Carey have no choice but to recap it. Therefore, please welcome to the stage: Salty Utah Queens!
Rock of Love Season 1, Ep.9 - Haunted By Shrimp from 2020-11-12T11:00
The final four are upon us. Jes and Brandi M. face off against Heather (MVP) and human demon emoji, Lacey. The girls go on the road to Sin City, where they're pushed to their limits. For bonus epis...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 8 - A Place of DOS from 2020-11-05T11:00
Carey and Lara are back with more insights into Bret's wild house of rock. This week's Rock of Love episode is absolutely jaw-dropping. Heather wins over Bret's superfans, Sam is broken an...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 7 - Dancing with the Devil from 2020-10-29T10:00:05
On this week's episode of Insatiable Bitch Goddesses, Heather is depressed, Lacey communes with Satan and Jes tames both Bret and her wild mane. For bonus content and ad-free episodes, vis...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 6 - Becoming Bret from 2020-10-22T10:00
Another week, another Rock of Love recap featuring Lara Marie Schoenhals and the one and only Carey O'Donnell. This week, Carey and Lara chat about the world going crazy then segue into so...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 5 - The Golden Letter from 2020-10-15T10:00
Carey and Lara return with more Rock of Love lols. This week, Heather pens her manifesto, Jes gets a one-on-one serenade and a certain celeb mention causes Bret to become insecure. For bon...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 4 - Go Girl, Give Us Rodeo from 2020-10-08T09:00
Carey and Lara are back to talking about Bret Michaels' crazy house of rock. This week, Rodeo goes home, Sam puts her foot down and Bret gives the gals some lazy gifts. For bonus episodes and ad-fr...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 3 - Yee Haw, Baby! from 2020-10-01T10:00
Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell return to recap Episode 3 of Rock of Love Season 1. They mourn the loss of Dallas from the house, quiver at the thought of interacting with Lacey,...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 2 - Rise of the A-Team from 2020-09-24T10:00
Carey and Lara chat about Stassi's appearance on the Tamron Hall Show and discuss what it means about trashy reality TV stars and the future of VPR. Then, they get into this week's ROL rec...
ListenRock of Love Season 1, Ep. 1 - Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time from 2020-09-17T10:00
Rock me, baby! Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell have returned to recap Rock of Love: Season 1. It's a trip down memory lane filled with cringey early aughts style, pole dancing, b...
ListenUNLOCKED Bonus Ep. - Who Did This? from 2020-09-10T10:00
Carey and Lara talk about earthquakes, lava, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's court battles and more on a newly unlocked bonus episode. They'll be back next week, recapping Season 1 of Rock of Lov...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 39 - What Happened To Yous? (RHONJ S3, Ep21) from 2020-08-27T10:00
Carey and Lara deliver the goods on the final episode of TSB. They chat about the Manzo family's sketchiness, Teresa's terrible argument tactics, reminisce about the good ol' days when Danielle Sta...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 38 - Sono Italiano al Cento Per Cento (RHONJ S3, Ep20) from 2020-08-20T10:00
Lara and Carey discuss dramatically quitting Facebook, then segue into recapping Part 1 of the RHONJ Season 3 reunion. Caroline's Italian heritage is questioned, Jacqueline is a no-show and Teresa ...
ListenTEASER: Full-Blown Alone from 2020-08-16T07:00
On this week's bonus episode, Carey and Lara chat about their new favorite show, Alone, the Kamala and Joe announcement and do some reader mail. To listen to the full episode, visit Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 37 - Oh Nonno! (RHONJ S3, Ep19) from 2020-08-13T10:00
Lara and Carey are back to their old tricks chatting about the Season 3 finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa organizes a Giudice/Gorga photo shoot, Caroline is appalled by Teres...
ListenTEASER: Speaking of 9/11... from 2020-08-08T10:00
Lara and Carey chat about scary old people and do tons of reader mail in this week's bonus ep. To hear the full episode, visit Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 36 - Hibachi Is My Favorite! (RHONJ S3, Ep18) from 2020-08-06T10:00
Lara and Carey return to recap the end of the RHONJ Season 3 trip to Punta Cana. Teresa loses her mind and takes the girls (and Greg) to a meat market, Melissa prays to Jesus for an amazing perform...
ListenTEASER: They Do Well from 2020-08-01T07:00
Lara and Carey talk flu shots, COVID updates, Long John Silver's, Ruby Tuesday's, Cici's Pizza and MORE on this week's bonus episode. To hear the full episode visit Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 35 - What Happens in Punta Cana... (RHONJ S3, Ep17) from 2020-07-30T10:00
Lara and Carey are BACK for more juicy Jersey action. This week, the cast of RHONJ hits Punta Cana for a whirlwind vacation. Joe and Teresa Giudice alienate themselves from the group, Caroline fake...
ListenTEASER: Bubonic Babes from 2020-07-25T10:00
On this week's bonus ep, Carey and Lara chat about Kanye West, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Bubonic Plague, get some reader mail regarding Dexter and more! To listen to the full episode, visit
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 34 - Happy Fuckin' Birthday (RHONJ S3, Ep16) from 2020-07-23T10:00
Put your hands in the air because Carey and Lara are back with more lols just for YOU. This week on RHONJ Season 3, Joe Guidice brings sausage and wine to a 5k, Tre continues to beef with her ...
ListenTEASER: Who Did This? from 2020-07-18T07:00
Carey and Lara talk about earthquakes, lava, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's court battles and more on this week's bonus episode. To hear the full episode, visit Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 33 - Tales From the Creeped (RHONJ S3, Ep15) from 2020-07-16T10:00
Carey and Lara chat about Cedric railing against Lisa Vanderpump on Instagram before getting into their RHONJ recap. This week, Milania climbs all over a grocery store, Joe slams his own face into ...
ListenTEASER: I'll Take Your Breath Away from 2020-07-11T10:00
Lara and Carey chat about changes they would make to the American healthcare system, respond to reader mail about cunty kids and praise two incredible female vocalists–one of whom makes Lara want t...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 32 - Team Ashley? (RHONJ S3, Ep14) from 2020-07-09T10:00
This week on TSB, Lara has a change of heart regarding Ashley, but Carey is not so sure if he can get on board. Jacqueline entombs herself beneath a restaurant, Tre and Joe lose their first (of man...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 31 - Looking Into California (RHONJ S3, Ep13) from 2020-07-02T10:00
Carey and Lara are back for more Jersey shenanigans! This week, everyone has HAD IT with Ashley's antics, Caroline calls her own daughter a sausage and Tre has a photo shoot for her new cookbook. F...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 30 - 2011, Baby! (RHONJ S3, Ep12) from 2020-06-25T10:00
Lara and Carey return for more RHONJ Season 3. This week, the Brownstone hosts a blowout New Year's Eve party, Caroline turns out a LOOK and Tre has a stick up her ass about going on vacation to Pu...
ListenTEASER: Parlez-Vous Franglais? from 2020-06-20T07:00
Carey and Lara chat about worrisome poses, introduce a new term for when you've partied too hard and research their city council members on this week's bonus episode. If you're not on the Sexy Uniq...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 24 - This Is The End ft. Leila Latif from 2020-06-19T10:00
Journalist Leila Latif joins Lara to discuss the final reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules Season 8. They chat about Jax's inability to change, Lala's unclear transformation into a Pump Ru...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 29 - Santa Con (RHONJ S3, Ep11) from 2020-06-18T10:00
Lara and Carey return to celebrate Christmas 2010 with their favorite Jersey girls. This week, Joe Giudice has a Christmas Day hangover from hell, Joe Gorga lavishes Melissa with gifts, Caroline Ma...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 22 & 23 - Justice Is Served ft. Ziwe from 2020-06-12T10:00
Lara is joined by comedian and writer, Ziwe, to chat about the Vanderpump Rules reunion! They cover the Stassi/Kristen firing heard 'round the world, imagine what a rebooted version of the...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 28 - A Christmas Miracle (RHONJ S3, Ep10) from 2020-06-11T10:00
There's LOTS to discuss on this week's episode of TSB! Carey and Lara were recording when the Stassi/Kristen news broke, so their live reaction was captured for your listening pleasure. Then they g...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 21 - Passing Wind ft. Carey O'Donnell from 2020-05-29T10:00
Carey O'Donnell joins Lara to discuss the Secrets Revealed episode of Season 8 of Vanderpump Rules. They chat about the effects that random celebrity sightings have on them, then ...
ListenSexy Unique Podcast Live! ft. Ziwe, Danny Pellegrino & Rae Sanni from 2020-05-28T10:00
Comedians Ziwe, Danny Pellegrino and Rae Sanni join Lara and Carey for a live show to discuss the iconic "Scary Island" episodes of Real Housewives of New York. They chat about Kelly Bensi...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 20 - Everything Is Okaaayyyy ft. Carey O'Donnell from 2020-05-22T10:00
We've officially reached the end of this tragic, sub-par season of Vanderpump Rules and here to celebrate with Lara is the one and only...Carey O'Donnell! They chat about Ariana owning Jax...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 27 - I'll Burn This Place Down (RHONJ S3, Ep9) from 2020-05-21T10:00
Carey and Lara are BACK with another recap of RHONJ Season 3. This week, Joe and Melissa Gorga host a Christmas blowout "for the kids," Monica Chacon and Kim G. crash the party to start drama with ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 19 - Three-A-Days ft. Matt Lally from 2020-05-15T10:00
Writer Matt Lally joins Lara for this week's Vanderpump Rules recap to chat abo...
ListenSexy Unique Podcast Live! ft. Pat Regan, Jake Shears & Ciara Pavia from 2020-05-14T10:00
Lara and Carey go live on Zoom to do a light recap of The Dinner Party From Hell from RHOBH Season 1. During their show, some GREAT guests pop in to say hi: Pat Regan, co-host of the podca...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 18 - "Mental Problems" ft. Jess Rothschild from 2020-05-08T10:00:27
What a spectacular episode of VPR. This week, Jess Rothschild, host of Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 26 - A Place of Terrorism (RHONJ S3, Ep8) from 2020-05-07T10:00
Lara and Carey return for another recap of Season 3 of Real Housewives of New Jersey. This week, Joe and Teresa have a floor picnic, Kim G. tries to spread gossip and Albert Sr. reflects o...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 17 - The Best Days of Your Lives? ft. Crissy Milazzo from 2020-05-01T10:00
Writer and friend-of-the-pod Crissy Milazzo joins Lara to chat about Season 8 of Vanderpump Rules. This week, Stassi gets engaged in a cemetery, Raquel has a shining softball moment of tri...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 25 - Pig on a Hot Tin Roof (RHONJ S3, Ep7) from 2020-04-30T10:00
Carey and Lara are BACK for more RHONJ drama. This week, a ragtag crew of New Jerseyans head up to the Catskills for a weekend of festivities at Teresa and Joe's house of horrors. Rifles are fired,...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 16 - Sexy Unique Podcast Live! ft. Karen Kilgariff from 2020-04-24T10:00
Carey and Lara host a live Zoom to make up for the fact that their NYC show was indefinitely postponed. They're joined by writer and podcast queen Karen Kilgariff, of My Favorite Murder fa...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 24 - Let's Talk About This Pie (RHONJ S3, Ep6) from 2020-04-23T10:00
Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for another episode of TSB! This week's episode features the inaugural episode of Caroline's radio show, Teresa's sit-down with Joey Gorga and more. For TONS of bonus con...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 15 - Literally What's Happening?? ft. Jen D'Angelo from 2020-04-17T10:00
TV writer and genius Jen D'Angelo joins Lara to recap the absolute disgrace that is this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. They agree that the VPR crew makes the most sense in Vegas, wonder if Li...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 23 - A Quar Is Born (RHONJ S3, Ep5) from 2020-04-16T10:00:47
Lara and Carey return for another glorious recap of Season 3 of RHONJ. This week, Melissa flexes her vocal muscles, Tre can't resist trolling her lil' bro and Kathy's son Joseph decides to tell it ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 14 - The Essence of Tragedy ft. Jamie Stein from 2020-04-10T10:00
Intuitive empath Jamie Stein joins me for an XXL DEEP DIVE into the world of Vanderpump Rules. We chat about Tom Schwartz's sinister manipulative tactics, Stassi's love goggles, Sandoval's...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 22 - Turkey Day (RHONJ S3, Ep4) from 2020-04-09T10:00
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! It's turkey time in New Jersey and Carey O'Donnell joins Lara to celebrate the holiday festivities. They chat about Joe Gorga's mechanical bull, Kathy Wakile's dessert...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 13 - Know Your Place?! ft. Rae Sanni from 2020-04-03T10:00
Writer/comedian Rae Sanni joins Lara to chat about Vanderpump Rules! They discuss Lala's descent into utter madness, Tom and Katie's insidious relationship, voice their concerns about Kris...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 21 - New Jersey Does it Again (RHONJ S3, Ep3) from 2020-04-02T10:00
Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for more RHONJ realness. This week, they stare into the abyss of Hetero Hell, learn about Jacqueline's penchant for heels, and celebrate beautiful local psychic. For bonu...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 12 - Justice 4 Daug ft. Patrik Sandberg from 2020-03-27T10:00
Lara is joined by writer and co-host of the podcast Not Really Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 20 - Posche Spice (RHONJ S3, Ep2) from 2020-03-26T10:00
Lara and Carey are back for another installment of TSB! This week they call The Brownstone, yearn to attend the Posche Fashion Show, research classic New Jersey event spaces and more. For bonus epi...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 11 - The Royal Wedding ft. Carey O'Donnell from 2020-03-20T10:00:49
Well, the wedding of a lifetime came and went this week, and Carey O'Donnell joins Lara to reminisce on the beautiful vows, heartfelt moments and more on today's episode of SUP. For bonus episodes ...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 19 - This Should Be Interesting (RHONJ S3, Ep1) from 2020-03-19T10:00
Lara and Carey are continuing their RHONJ journey and delving into Season 3! This week, they chat about Baby Joey's christening from HELL, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga's beef, Joe Gorga's hotne...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 10 - LIVE From The Roxy Theatre ft. Scheana Shay & Mike Mulderrig from 2020-03-13T10:00
Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell podcast LIVE at The Roxy Theatre on Sunset Boulevard! During their recap of Vanderpump Rules, Scheana Shay joins them to share her thoughts on Cor...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 9 - Driving Off The Cliff ft. Julia Hava from 2020-03-06T11:00
Julia Hava, aka @binchcity, joins Lara to chat about Season 8 of Vanderpump Rules. They read som...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 18 - A Head in a Bag (RHONJ S2, Ep18) from 2020-03-05T11:00
The time has come to bid farewell to our favorite Jersey Broads. Carey and Lara chat about the final episode of Season 2 of RHONJ. They cover Danielle's gnarly social media behavior, Kim G.'s final...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 8 - How To Weaponize Your Wedding ft. Ben Mandelker from 2020-02-28T11:00
Lara is joined by Watch What Crappens' Ben Mandelker to chat about Seaso...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 17 - Don't Cry (RHONJ S2, Ep17) from 2020-02-27T11:00
Carey and Lara cover Part 1 of the RHONJ Season 2 reunion in this week's installment of Tough Sicilian Bitches. They discuss Danielle's sex tapes, Jacqueline's lesbian shaming, Caroli...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 7 - I Sawl It!!! ft. Tracie Egan Morrissey (Pot Psychology) from 2020-02-21T11:00
Writer, podcaster and pop culture aficionado, Tracie Egan Morrissey, joins Lara via Skyp...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 16 - Meeting of the Matriarchs (RHONJ S2, Ep16) from 2020-02-20T11:00
The season finale of RHONJ Season 2 is upon us. This week, Carey and Lara chat about Teresa and Joe's Italian folkloric dinner party, Ashlee's legal troubles, Caroline and Danielle's tête-à-tête an...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 6 - Still Good As Gold ft. Molly Lambert from 2020-02-14T11:00
Writer and co-host of Night Call, Molly Lambert, join...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 15 - Too Beautiful and Too Spiritual (RHONJ S2, Ep15) from 2020-02-13T11:00
Lara and Carey return to the Old Country, where the Giudices are forcing everyone to partake in their family psychosis. Caroline is over cruising and Joe is losing his mind over bills. Back home in...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 5 - Woman to Woman ft. Ryan Bailey from 2020-02-07T11:00
Ryan Bailey, host of So Bad It's Good Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 14 - May Darkness Reign Upon Them (RHONJ S2, Ep14) from 2020-02-06T11:00
Carey and Lara are at it again, tirelessly recapping RHONJ Season 2 for your listening pleasure! This week, Teresa has a manic episode in Venice, Juicy Joe miraculously survives a grisly car accide...
ListenTEASER: Blake's Cry For Help from 2020-02-02T08:00:10
Carey and Lara chat about Goop Lab, a famous shaman, quantum realities and Blake Lively's recent outfits. To hear the full bonus episode, visit Listen
Vanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 4 - Leftover Pizza and Some Bones ft. Ira Madison III (Keep It!) from 2020-01-31T11:00
Lara is joined by Ira Madison III, host of Keep It! to chat about the most recent ep of Vanderpump Rules. They assure you that Valley Village is not where it's at, propos...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep 13 - A Goddamn Liar and a Snake! (RHONJ S2, Ep13) from 2020-01-30T11:00
Lara and Carey talk Netflix's Cheer, then switch gears to discuss RHONJ Season 2! There's plenty of hijinks including multiple appearances from Danielle's white Range Rover, a christening ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 3 - Aaaand We're Back! ft. Allyn Morse from 2020-01-24T11:00:39
Allyn Morse returns for more VPR discussion and *spoiler alert* she and Lara are VERY into Scheana, aka The Queen of SUR. The gals throw around theories about what's next for Lala and Lisa, im...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 12 - A Star Is (Forcibly) Born (RHONJ S2, Ep12) from 2020-01-23T11:00
Carey O'Donnell and Lara are BACK for more New Jersey shenanigans. This episode of RHONJ marks the official denouement period of Season 2. After the disastrous Posche Fashion Show, Ashley finds her...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 2 - Six Degrees of SURparation ft. Ciara Pavia from 2020-01-17T11:00
A brand new ep of SUP is here for YOU. Today, Lara is joined by writer and LOLer Ciara Pavia to talk about the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules. They discuss Dayna's stand up comedy, Dou...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 11 - How About a Punch? (RHONJ S2, Ep11) from 2020-01-16T11:00
Carey and Lara are back with a brand new episode of TSB! This week, Danielle learns how to defend herself against those woman who want her dead, Kim G. runs around gleefully playing both sides and ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8, Ep. 1 - MidSURmmar ft. Carey O'Donnell from 2020-01-10T11:00
Vanderpump Rules is back, baby! To celebrate the show's return, Carey O'Donnell joins Lara to recap the inaugural episode of Season 8. They do a wellness check on Tom Schwartz, marvel at how Jax's ...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 10 - A Place of Momo (RHONJ S2, Ep10) from 2020-01-09T11:00
This week on TSB Carey and Lara learn a VERY important lesson: If you tell Teresa Giudice her house is in foreclosure, you'll have a brawl on your hands. This is exactly what Danielle does, causing...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 9 - Thinking About Modeling (RHONJ S2, Ep9) from 2020-01-02T11:00
A brand new episode of SUP is here! This week, the ladies of New Jersey attend the Posche fashion show, where shit is about to go down. Ashley makes her modeling debut, Danielle feels safe and then...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 8 - An Ice Cold Tit (RHONJ S2, Ep8) from 2019-12-19T11:00
Carey and Lara get patriotic. Then they get into RHONJ, where there's certainly lots to be discussed. This week, Danielle fixes her square tit, Teresa throws a housewarming party and Caroline deals...
ListenTough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 7 - How Staub Got Her Groove Back (RHONJ S2, Ep7) from 2019-12-12T11:00
This week's episode of Sexy Unique Podcast is a wild ride! Danielle attempts to reclaim her sexiness, Kim G. takes to the stripper pole and Jacqueline takes pleasure in trolling her daughter, Ashle...
ListenTEASER: Wow Me. from 2019-12-06T08:00
Carey and Lara chat about the Macy's Thanksgiving parade, Bella Hadid's face, the newest Real Housewife of NY, Leah McSweeny, and more! To hear the full episode, visit Listen
Tough Sicilian Bitches Ep. 6 - Is That a Threat? (RHONJ S2, Ep6) from 2019-12-05T11:00:18
Carey and Lara are BACK for more Jersey drama. This week, Danielle takes Danny suit shopping, the ladies of RHONJ engage in a dialogue about homophobic slurs and Gia is urged to make some changes f...
ListenPATREON TEASER: If You See Something, Say Something from 2019-11-29T08:00
Carey and Lara chat about Sopranoscon, Dirty John and Lara experiences a haunting live on-air! To listen to the full bonus episode, visit Listen
Tough Sicilian B*tches Ep. 5 - Delusional Tourism (RHONJ S2, Ep5) from 2019-11-28T09:00
An all new episode of TSB is here for your listening pleasure! This week, Lara and Carey chat about Gia's Sweet and Sassy birthday party, methed out Danny, Danielle's baby cancer fundraiser insanit...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Bad-Ass Hero's from 2019-11-22T08:00
Carey and Lara get lit up about Prince Andrew's bullshit, water parks, The Legacy Castle in New Jersey and more. To listen to the full bonus episode, visit Listen
Tough Sicilian B*tches Ep. 4 - Chuckerellas (RHONJ S2, Ep4) from 2019-11-21T11:00
Carey and Lara return for more Jersey shenanigans on this week's episode of TSB. They chat about Dina's vagina aversion, the birth of Audriana, the emergence of Danielle's jailbird friend, Danny, a...
ListenPATREON TEASER: The Children Were Screaming! from 2019-11-15T08:00
Carey and Lara chat about A Little Princess, The Secret Garden and Hook. They also cover Keeping Up with the Kardahsians and more! To listen to the full episode,...
ListenTough Sicilian B*tches Ep. 3 - Don't Fall (RHONJ S2, Ep3) from 2019-11-14T11:00
A brand new ep of Tough Sicilian Bitches is HERE for YOU! Carey and Lara talk anti-vaxxers, then get into episode 3 of Season 2 RHONJ. They marvel at Teresa's spending habits, as well as Gia and Ch...
ListenPATREON TEASER: A Standing Ovation from 2019-11-08T08:00
Lara and Carey chat about the SUR food poisoning victim, Shia LaBeouf's love of missionary sex and read some juicy reader mail about Posche! To access the full episode and TONS of premium content, ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer - A VPR Emergency ft. Ryan Bailey from 2019-11-08T05:25:15
Ryan Bailey joins Lara to break down the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 teaser. They chat about new cast members, a Lisa Vanderpump/Ariana alliance, the new Tuesday night slot and more! Will th...
ListenTough Sicilian B*tches Ep. 2 - She's Not A Supermodel! (RHONJ S2, Ep2) from 2019-11-07T11:00
Carey and Lara are BACK for more RHONJ shenanigans. This week, they discuss Gia's preternatural modeling abilities, Caroline's thinly veiled threats towards Danielle, and Danielle's power move lunc...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Thigh-High Boots and Huge Hats from 2019-11-01T10:00
Carey and Lara swap ghost stories, talk about the latest royal drama and get some VERY illuminating reader mail about the Ramtha cult. For the full bonus episode, visit Listen
Tough Sicilian B*tches Ep. 1 - Mamma Mia! (RHONJ S2, Ep1) from 2019-10-31T10:00
Lara and Carey are venturing into the long lost year of 2010 and recapping Season 2 of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Welcome to their first episode! They chat about Old School Italian misogyny, Mi...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Retire, B*tch! from 2019-10-25T10:00
Carey and Lara chat about the Hailey Bieber/Selena Gomez feud, football being the worst sport and Tony's first visit to OKC. For the full bonus episode, visit Listen
SUP-plement: Viva The Federation! from 2019-10-24T10:00
Carey and Lara are BACK to chat about Lindsay's latest antics, Felicity Huffman's prison moment, RHONJ and more! For just $5 a month, you can get bonus episodes, recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vand...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Dead Shark Selfies from 2019-10-11T05:00
Carey and Lara talk about their best (and worst) Halloween costumes, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and an encounter Lara had with a dead shark. To listen to the full episode, visit Listen
Gallery Girls Ep. 8 - Ciao! Manhattan from 2019-10-10T08:00
On the final episode of Gallery Ghouls, Lara and Carey bid farewell to their favorite hapless (and helpless) millennials. Maggie bungles a job interview, Chantal considers a move to Paris and Amy f...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Hygge! from 2019-10-04T05:00
Lara and Carey talk about "Hygge" being homophobic and dream of going to Berghain. To listen to the full episode, visit patreon.c...
ListenGallery Girls Ep. 7 - Pop-Up Flop from 2019-10-03T10:00
The Gallery Ghouls' ill-fated trip to Basel starts with a bang and ends with a whimper. In this week's episode, Liz has a stick up her ass, Amy becomes the sole investor in EOC and Chantal's reign ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Flu Facts from 2019-09-27T07:00
This week's bonus ep features impeachment thoughts, a segway scooter adventure, a brief history of the Spanish Flu and more! To hear the full episode, go to Listen
Gallery Girls Ep. 6 - Basel, Or Whatever from 2019-09-26T10:00
This week's episode finds everyone's favorite Manhattan Millennials in Miami for Art Basel. Amy is fired from her internship and desperate to help the Witches of Bushwick, Claudia and Chantal are t...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Miss Me with Ms. Monopoly from 2019-09-20T07:00
Carey and Lara lol at the absurdity of Ms. Monopoly, wish Shane Gillis nothing but luck (jk) and more on this week's bonus ep. To listen to the full episode, visit Listen
Gallery Girls Ep. 5 - Occupy EOC from 2019-09-19T07:00
Lara and Carey chat about Hustlers, high school and of course their beloved Gallery Gals! Amy shows people where she sleeps, Angela tries to be an "It Girl" and Liz gets really into the Oc...
ListenPATREON TEASER: U Going to Basel? from 2019-09-13T07:00
Carey and Lara chat about Art Basel, watch a spooky video submitted by a reader, and discuss Courtney Love vs. Joss Sackler. For the full episode, visit Listen
Gallery Girls Ep. 4 - Thoroughly Modern Amy from 2019-09-12T10:00
This week's ep features a deep dive into the Caroline Calloway drama, as well as a recap of episode 4 of Gallery Girls! Lara and Carey chat about Amy belonging to a bygone era, Maggie and ...
ListenPATREON TEASER: Spook Me! from 2019-09-06T07:18:57
Lara and Carey talk pure horror. To get the full episode, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast.
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ListenGallery Girls Ep. 2 - Trash Island Internships from 2019-08-29T10:00
A brand new episode of Gallery Ghouls is here for your listening pleasure! Carey and Lara chat about Maggie and Eli's twisted relationship, Amy's intensity and the loan ripping Claudia's family apa...
ListenGallery Girls Ep. 1 - You Okay Claud? from 2019-08-22T10:00:34
SUP is back with an all new season covering the iconic, short-lived masterpiece known as Gallery Girls. In the premiere episode, Lara and Carey try to decide who is the darkest amongst thi...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 14 - The Federation Lives! (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club Recap) from 2019-08-01T10:00
In this week's ep, Lara and Carey get their Aussie accents on (sorry in advance) while chatting about their new favorite show, Instant Hotel and checking in on their queen, Lilo, who is do...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 8 - Oh. Wow. from 2019-07-25T10:00
Lara and Carey have come to the end of their journey and are celebrating with a XXL episode! They chat about Vanderpump Rules for the first 45ish minutes before diving into the outrageousl...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 7 - Witch Hands from 2019-07-18T10:00
Carey and Lara dive into episode 7 of High Society, where they proclaim poor, poor Tinsley's handbag line to be...not cute, marvel at her and Dabney's die-hard love of booties and see Dale...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 6 - Dogwood Dabney from 2019-07-11T10:00
Carey and Lara are back with more High Society shenanigans! In this ep, Dale sets out to find love, Devorah walks around in a bikini and high heels and we find out that Dabney is not as innocent as...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 5 - Okay, Devorah... from 2019-07-05T10:00
In this week's installment of High Society, Jules is kicked out of the Empire Hotel, Dale and Tinsley make up (and almost make out) and Devorah Rose can't stop talking about an imaginary f...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 4 - It's Hitler! from 2019-06-27T10:00
At this point, it's apparent that almost every cast member of High Society has realized that doing this show was a HUGE mistake, which sucks for them but is great for Carey and Lara! This ...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 3 - The Darkness Beyond from 2019-06-20T10:00
Carey and Lara dive into episode 3 of the masterpiece otherwise known as High Society. "Sexy social," Devorah Rose, finally makes an appearance, multiple domestic service people get f...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 2 - Nice Bag and Great Hair from 2019-06-13T10:00
Carey and Lara are back for more High Society shenanigans! This week, they shudder at the thought of Jules Kirby setting them up with a dude she knows, admire PJC's epic burn and praise their queen...
ListenHigh Society Ep. 1 - Queen of the Dregs from 2019-06-06T10:00
Carey O'Donnell returns to hold Lara's hand as they descend into the dark rabbit hole that is 2010's High Society: a reality show that was too good to last. In this episode, we honor one o...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 3, Ep. 1 - Happier Times ft. Tricia Donelan from 2019-05-30T10:00
SUP-head, writer and podcaster Tricia Donelan flies all the way from Chicago to co-host an episode with La...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 24 - We Need to Talk About Katie ft. Rightor Doyle from 2019-05-23T10:00
Actor, writer and director Rightor Doyle joins Lara this week to talk about Part 3 of the Vanderpump...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 23 - Gone Ghouls ft. Nikki Jagerman (Tall Tales) from 2019-05-16T10:00
Lara is joined by fellow pumphead Nikki Jagerman to chat about Part 2 of the Season 7 Reunion, aka the gift that keeps on giving. They discuss Lala's baby cosplay, Jax's blatant Lady Gaga lie, the ...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 13 - Mykonos Is Over! (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club Recap) from 2019-05-13T10:00
Lara and Carey decided they NEEDED to do an emergency episode of Lohan Island to discuss the latest developments re: The Lohan Brand. They chat about the deserted remains of Lindsay Lohan's Mykonos...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 22 - Your Dad Card Has Been Officially Revoked ft. Ronnie Karam (Watch What Crappens) from 2019-05-09T10:00
Lara is joined by the one and only Ronnie Karam to chat about Part 1 of the Season 7 Reunion. They discus...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 21 - It's Not About the Penguin ft. Caitlin Cahill from 2019-05-02T07:00
It's almost the end of what is perhaps the most unclear era in VPR history: the season that shanked. Thankfully, Lara still has some lols left to give, and she's joined this week by fellow lol-er <...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 20 - Dad in a Box ft. Courtney Frain (Two Judgey Girls) from 2019-04-25T10:00
Courtney Frain of Two Judgey Girls joins Lara this week for an XXL episode! They c...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 19 - An Energetic Cleanse ft. Simon Haas from 2019-04-18T10:00
Lara is joined by Simon Haas, an artist, genius and a true loller, to talk all things VPR. They marvel at ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 18 - Therapy Rules ft. Emily Kretzer from 2019-04-11T10:00
It's all happening this week with model/director/host/presenter/pumphead and Tom Schwartz enthusiast, Emily Kretzer Listen
Vanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 17 - Two Stars Are Born ft. Ryan Bailey from 2019-04-04T10:00
If you were watching closely, you might have seen Lara's cameo on this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. Today, her costar, Listen
Lohan Island Ep. 12 - Searching For Meaning (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E12) from 2019-03-29T10:00
Lara and Carey's wild journey into the depths of Hades has finally come to an end. As they chat about the finale of Lindsay Lohan's Hurricane Harbor, they try to figure out what the Hell i...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 16 - The Bubs are Back in Town ft. Allyn Morse from 2019-03-28T10:00
Lara is joined by friend-of-the-pod Allyn Morse to celebrate the return of Tequila Katie, stan Scheana Shay, imagine a Chicago/VPR mashup and more! ALSO - Please be aware that there a...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 11 - Geordie Shore You F*cking Idiot! (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E11) from 2019-03-22T10:00
Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club is the gift that keeps on giving. "Surely it's going to be over soon," you think to yourself. Nope. It soldiers on. And so do Lara and Carey! This week...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 15 - Top Shelf Trash ft. Hannah Aaron Brown from 2019-03-21T10:00
This week, Lara is joined by Hannah Aaron Brown, host of Listen
Lohan Island Ep. 10 - Stuck in the Portal (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E10) from 2019-03-15T10:00
Carey and Lara are back for more beach club shenanigans! Also they were very wrong in thinking the end of Lindsay Lohan's Scam Club was right around the corner, because it looks like there...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 14 - Gettin' Tooty ft. Farai Bennett from 2019-03-14T10:00
Friend of the pod Farai Bennett is BACK for more sexy unique lols. He and Lara are both in good spirits bec...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 9 - I Don't Give a Shit About the Moon (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E9) from 2019-03-08T11:00
Carey and Lara are not any closer to figuring out what the Hell is going on with Lindsay Lohan's International Tax Evasion Scheme. But on this week's episode, they're talking about what th...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 13 - Reptilian Brainiacs ft. Hannah Faust from 2019-03-07T11:00
Fellow comedian, dancer and Pumphead, Hannah Faust, joins Lara to parse out the lols from the nols in this wee...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 8 - The Queen Bee of Pride (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E8) from 2019-03-01T11:00
Praise Parnos, because there's a fresh new episode of Lohan Island ready for YOU. As things slide further and further into utter insanity, Carey and Lara bid Kailah farewell, decide that L...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 12 - Help Us Kristen Doute. You're Our Only Hope! ft. Crissy Milazzo from 2019-02-28T11:00:05
Friend of the pod Crissy Milazzo joins Lara to chat about thi...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 7 - Yacht Drama (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E7) from 2019-02-22T11:00
Carey and Lara do their best to make sense of what's going on in Lindsay's brain, as she fires May and immediately rehires her, wrestles with Panos, makes a truly bizarre meal and takes to the yach...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 11 - Peter's Payday ft. Louis Peitzman from 2019-02-21T11:00
Writer Louis Peitzman joins Lara on this week's episode to sh...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 6 - Every Day is a Winding Bloat (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E6) from 2019-02-15T11:00
It took 6 episodes for Lindsay Lohan's Beach House to completely fall apart, but that hasn't stopped Lara and Carey from continuing their journey of trying to understand what it takes to t...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 10 - Suze Unique Podcast ft. Danny Pellegrino from 2019-02-14T11:00
Lara is on the brim of freaking out because Danny Pellegrino is this week's guest! There's a lot goin...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 5 - Oprah is the Coolest (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E5) from 2019-02-08T11:00
Carey O'Donnell is BACK for another wild ride across the Aegean Sea on this week's ep of Lohan Island! He and Lara discuss how Lindsay hasn't fired anyone yet but she's texting Oprah lots of update...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 9 - TomTomfoolery ft. Helen Donahue from 2019-02-07T11:00
Journalist & Pumphead Helen Donahue joins Lara to discuss the most significant show of our generation: Vanderpump Rules. They ask important questions, such as: Is Tom Schwartz well???? Did the ...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 4 - Erase This Random Person at My Beach (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E4) from 2019-02-01T11:00
Lara and Carey and I have LOTS of Lindsay activity to recap: the trailer for her new film, Among The Shadows, and her recent yachting adventures that led to some wild social media shenanig...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 8 - A PhD in SURology ft. Roxane Gay from 2019-01-31T11:00
Author, pumphead and genius, Roxane Gay, joins Lara to discuss a show that should have been nominated for a Golden Globe: Vanderpump Rules. In this week's episode they discuss Scheana's relocation ...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 3 - Out to Sea (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E3) from 2019-01-25T11:00
Lara and Carey are back for another episode of Lohan Island! This week, they worry that Jules might have mono, praise Panos' ruthless leadership abilities, wonder what the fuck Lindsay mea...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 7 - Creatives Being Creative ft. Felix Biederman from 2019-01-24T11:00
Lara is joined by podcast legend and genius, Listen
Lohan Island Ep. 2 - Club Babies (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E2) from 2019-01-18T11:00
Vanderpump Rules better watch the fuck out, because Lindsay Lohan is coming for their crown. Carey and Lara recap episode 2 of Lindsay Lohan's Beach House and discuss their newfound appreciation fo...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 6 - Moms Gone Wild ft. Jonathan Voluck from 2019-01-17T11:00
Pumphead/genius Jonathan Voluck is on today's episode giving his RAW opinions on the best show ever created: Vanderpump Rules. He shares some controversial ideas on how to mix up the cast, and he a...
ListenLohan Island Ep. 1 - I'm Keeping My Eye On You (Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club S1 E1) from 2019-01-11T08:00
Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for a Sexy Unique Spinoff: Lohan Island! Together, they will be traversing the jagged terrain otherwise known as "Lindsay Lohan's Beach House." Episode 1 delivers tons of...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 5 - Lisa's Sorcery ft. Alison Segel from 2019-01-10T10:15:52
SUP is back this week with writer/Pumphead/genius, Alison Segel! Ali joins Lara to talk about stopping Yulin, Lisa's Vanderpump's magical healing powers, Scheana's cringeworthy relationship with Ad...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 4 - Light as a Feather ft. Mystic Michaela from 2018-12-27T08:00
This season of Vando has been a bit of a dud, so seeking spiritual guidance to figure out WTF is going on with our favorite SURvers was a must. Therefore, Lara traveled to South Florida to intervie...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 3 - Pumping the Shark ft. Tierney Finster from 2018-12-20T11:00:06
Lara and model/actress/writer/activist Tierney Finster are officially having a crisis of faith on this week's SUP. Like, has Vanderpump Rules taken a plunge? Is this the beginning of the end? Is Ra...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 2 - Keeping Hope Alive ft. Naomi Fry from 2018-12-13T11:00:57
Writer/genius Naomi Fry is BACK for more drama! She and Lara dive into the second episode of Season 7 and discuss the biggest surprise of Brittany's life, Kristen's plot for revenge, Beau's normalc...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7, Ep. 1 - Gimme a Tray ft. DC Pierson from 2018-12-06T11:00
Comedian, author and actor DC Pierson joins Lara Marie Schoenhals to discuss the best show in the universe: Vanderpump Rules. They dive into Season 7, Episode 1 asking important questions like: Do ...
Listen* UNLOCKED * Vanderpump Rules Season 1, Ep. 1 - Back to the Beginning ft. Ed Droste from 2018-12-03T10:11
Blessed be the fruit, because the Season 7 premiere is finally upon us! To celebrate this glorious occasion, I'm releasing a patron-only Throwback Episode featuring musician, loller, friend-of-the-...
ListenRoad to SUR: Ariana's Matrix from 2018-11-29T11:00
We've reached the end of the Road to SUR series and Lara and Carey are topping it off with Ariana: a SURver they admittedly don't know much about. Ariana awakens to find herself in a world that mak...
ListenRoad to SUR: Twin Flames, Lala and James from 2018-11-26T11:00
Did you know that James and Lala have been connected on an astral level since the dawn of time? If not, consider this episode of SUP a history lesson because you're about to get schooled. Carey O'D...
ListenRoad to SUR: Sandoval Gets Scouted from 2018-11-15T08:00
The time has come to delve into Tom Sandoval's journey to SURdom! Carey O'Donnell joins Lara Marie Schoenhals to tell the surprising tale of a young man named "Sandy Preston" who grew up in St. Lou...
ListenRoad to SUR: Brittany the Beloved from 2018-11-08T08:13:54
SUP is BACK with another Road to SUR saga! Carey O'Donnell joins Lara to talk about Brittany Cartwright's journey from pageant queen to Hooters Girl to Jax's fiancee. It all begins with Brittany's ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer - Stop. Clapping. In. My. Face. ft. Ryan Bailey from 2018-11-01T23:32:51
The Season 7 trailer for Vanderpump Rules has dropped and Lara is ALL OVER IT! Ryan Bailey joins her to break down every second, read the updated cast bios, make Season 7 predictions and more. If y...
ListenRoad to SUR: The Tears of Tom Schwartz from 2018-10-25T07:00
In this week's Road to SUR, Carey O'Donnell joins Lara to tell the untold story of Tom Schwartz's. From Minnesota to the Florida everglades to Los Angeles, Tom has seen it all. And for the most par...
ListenRoad to SUR: Kristen's Quest from 2018-10-18T10:00
You may know Kristen Doute as the ultimate wild card of Vanderpump Rules, but did you know that she has been alive since The Great Depression, was cursed into being immortal and is basically the or...
ListenRoad to SUR: The Capturing of Katie from 2018-10-11T08:21:11
Carey O'Donnell is BACK for another epic saga involving an OG SURver: Katie Maloney-Schwartz. Katie's journey to SURdom was not an easy one. She had to endure a torturous nickname, bullying at the ...
ListenRoad to SUR: The Shenanigans of Scheana from 2018-10-04T07:00
In this week's episode of SUP, Lara and Carey O'Donnell bring you the sordid backstory of the one...the only...Scheana Shay. From a young age, Scheana felt a career in broadcast journalism tugging ...
ListenRoad to SUR: The Journey of Jason from 2018-09-27T05:00
Lara and Carey are back for more stories about a ragtag crew of sexy waiters and waitresses that the world needs to hear. This week, they tell the twisted tale of Jax Taylor's road to SUR. It all s...
ListenRoad to SUR: The Story of Stassi from 2018-09-20T07:00
SUP is back, baby! Writer and friend-of-the-pod Carey O'Donnell joins Lara to pull back the curtains on Stassi Schroeder's origin story. From a young age, Nastassia Bianca Schroeder knew she was de...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 25 - The Gift That Keeps on Giving ft. Molly Tarlov from 2018-06-01T06:21:03
Actress/loller/Pumphead/genius Molly Tarlov joins Lara for an EPIC discussion about Vanderpump Rules Season 6: Secrets Revealed. They try to figure out Lala's water bottle sex tip, make Tom and Ari...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 24 - Not Cute and Not Professional ft. Farai Bennett from 2018-05-24T09:01:41
On this wildly sexy and insanely unique episode of SUP, Lara is joined by host/lol-er/genius Farai Bennett to discuss Part 3 of the Season 6 Reunion of Vanderpump Rules. They look into which cast m...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 23 - The Feminist Mystique ft. Jonathan Parks-Ramage from 2018-05-17T06:38:49
In this sizzling episode of SUP, Lara is joined by writer/lol'er/Pumphead Jonathan Parks-Ramage to discuss part 2 of the Season 6 reunion of Vanderpump Rules. They celebrate Lala's ascension to the...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 22 - The Vagina Dialogues ft. Katie Notopoulos from 2018-05-10T06:45:19
On this delicious episode of SUP, Lara is joined by Lol'er/Pumphead/genius AND senior reporter at Buzzfeed News, Katie Notopoulos, to dig into Part 1 of the Season 6 reunion of the best show on tel...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 21 - Follow Up Questions ft. Rightor Doyle from 2018-05-03T08:03:23
Rightor Doyle, actor/writer/genius, joins Lara to recap the Season 6 finale of Vanderpump Rules. Could this have been a more disappointing finale? Probably not. Are Jax and Brittany still together?...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 20 - Such a Good Morning ft. Crissy Milazzo from 2018-04-26T07:00:13
Writer/Pumphead/Friend of the pod Crissy Milazzo joins Lara to discuss the breakout comedy of 2018: Vanderpump Rules. They marvel at Jax's breakup tactics, pray for Kristen's speedy recovery, ship ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 19 - Searching for Answers ft. Tracie Egan Morrissey from 2018-04-19T07:50:20
Tracie Egan Morrissey, Executive Producer at Viceland/PUMPhead/genius, joins Lara for a simmering episode of SUP. They wade through the murky waters of confusion in the swamp that is Vanderpump Rul...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 18 - Love You, Bye! ft. Lindsey Weber from 2018-04-12T07:00:23
Lindsey Weber, co-host of Who? Weekly, joins Lara for this week's episode of SUP. They ask important questions like, "Will Tom Tom ever open?" Then they try to make sense of what actually ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 17 - "Hanging Out" ft. Kara Brown from 2018-04-05T09:12:33
Kara Brown, writer on the Freeform series Grown-ish and co-host of "Keep It" joins Lara for a deep dive into the Mexico shenanigans of the Vanderpump Rules gang. They try to figure out whether or n...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 16 - Having a Think w/ Ronnie Karam from 2018-03-29T07:00
Ronnie Karam from "Watch What Crappens" joins Lara for a WILD episode of SUP! They lol hard at Brittany's safari adventures in Mexico, wonder if Doute and James are going to hook up, question Lala'...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 15 - Tampa Bound ft. Tierney Finster from 2018-03-22T07:22:15
Writer/actress/model/activist Tierney Finster is BACK for more sexy, unique conversation! Together, she and Lara dive into Jax's complicated relationship with his reiki healer, praise Lala's ascens...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 14 - Psychic Predictions ft. Leslie Grossman from 2018-03-15T08:56:44
Actress and Pumphead Leslie Grossman joins Lara on this stellar episode of SUP to talk about the important issues, such as: creepiness, DJ James Kennedy's musical future, Ariana's body journey, Jax...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 13 - Business As Usual ft. Sam Lansky from 2018-03-08T09:44:18
Author Sam Lansky joins Lara to discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules. They marvel at Sandoval and Schwartz's business acumen, eyeroll at Brittany's "pregnancy scare" storyline and discove...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 12 - Drowning in a Simulation ft. Carey O'Donnell from 2018-03-01T08:54:33
On this week's sizzling episode of SUP, writer and friend of the pod, Carey O'Donnell, joins Lara to discuss the slow motion train wreck that is Vanderpump Rules. They marvel at Scheana's levels of...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 11 - A Showbiz Consultation ft. Jason Greene aka "Freckle" from 2018-02-22T09:22:25
Jason Greene (aka Freckle) has just been exposed to the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and boy does he have some thoughts! Despite having never seen the show before, Jason is off to the races o...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 10 - The Yulin Never Stopped ft. Ben Mandelker from 2018-02-15T08:03:28
The hilarious Ben Mandelker from Watch What Crappens joins Lara for an epic episode of SUP! They band together to seek justice for Yulin, experience a visceral reaction to the mini ranch fountain a...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 9 - Redemption Tours w/ Ira Madison III from 2018-02-08T09:41:30
Ira Madison III, writer and host of "Keep It!" joins Lara to discuss the #1 show about people actively destroying their lives and the lives of those around them for a paycheck: Vanderpump Rules. Th...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 8 - Welcome to Hollywood, Baby! ft. Molly McAleer from 2018-02-01T10:05:55
Writer and Podcast QUEEN Molly McAleer joins Lara to discuss the groundbreaking TV show that should be nominated for the "Best Ensemble" category at next year's SAG Awards: Vanderpump Rules. They a...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 7 - It's Literally All About The Pasta ft. Amy Phillips from 2018-01-25T08:57:10
Amy Phillips, actress, comedian and host of Reality Checked on Radio Andy, is this week's Sexy Unique Guest, which makes for one hell of an episode. Together, she and Lara break down Toca Madera-ga...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 6 - Case Closed, Bitches! ft. Danny Pellegrino from 2018-01-18T09:06:45
The one and only Danny Pellegrino joins Lara to discuss the show critics have called the "Big Little Lies of WeHo," Vanderpump Rules. They wonder if Brittany will ever escape Jax's clutches, marvel...
ListenVanderpump Rules: Scheana Takes Las Vegas ft. Joni & Leslie Lefkowitz from 2018-01-13T19:47:49
Because journalism is Lara's passion, she invites Joni and Leslie Lefkowitz over to dish on attending the opening weekend of Scheana Shay's smash-hit, off-off-off broadway stage debut: Sex Tips for...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 5 - Cries For Help ft. Dr. Deanie Eichenstein from 2018-01-12T04:38:01
Dr. Deanie Eichenstein (an actual psychologist) joins Lara for an epic discussion about a TV show that was robbed at the Golden Globes: Vanderpump Rules. They talk codependency amongst the SURvers,...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 4 - Tryin' to Get Popped ft. Johnny Smith from 2018-01-04T09:26
Artist and actor Johnny Smith joins Lara for a deep dive into the underbelly of "noted" television series, "Vanderpump Rules." They marvel at Lala's power, unexpectedly find themselves on #TeamKati...
ListenVanderpump Rules: A Family Affair ft. Linda Schoenhals from 2017-12-28T23:30:20
In an effort to share her passion with those closest to her, Lara bribes her mom into being a guest on the podcast to talk about the first three episodes of Season 6 of Vanderpump Rules. <...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 3 - Refined Palates ft. Chris Black from 2017-12-21T12:12:34
Chris Black, a cool dude with a velveteen voice, joins Lara to discuss the show that's sure to sweep this year's Golden Globes: Vanderpump Rules. They wonder if DJ James Kennedy will ever take the ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 2 - Sexy Unique Spray Tans ft. Leslie Lefkowitz from 2017-12-14T21:21:06
Friend of the podcast Leslie Lefkowitz joins Lara for a riveting discussion about Vanderpump Rules: a show for geniuses. They discover lots of similarities between Scheana and Stassi, fear for Brit...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6, Ep. 1 - A Little Faith Goes A Long Way ft. Ryan O'Connell from 2017-12-07T08:55:47
Writer and LOL-er Ryan O'Connell joins Lara to recap the Season 6 premiere of the #1 comedy in America: Vanderpump Rules. They discuss Scheana's "everything is amazing" tour, Faith's bombshell sexu...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6 Pregame - Goat Cheese Lols ft. Allyn Morse from 2017-12-01T06:23:14
Actress and writer Allyn Morse joins Lara for an XXL episode. They discuss Stassi Schroeder's internalized misogyny/misdirected rage, offer Katie Maloney-Schwartz a bevy of remarkable deals, and pl...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6 Pregame - Sexual Magnets ft. Naomi Fry from 2017-11-22T09:32:30
The one and only Naomi Fry joins Lara for an intimate conversation about the #1 show for geniuses: Vanderpump Rules. They talk about giving Tom Schwartz marriage advice, meeting the cast IRL, being...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6 Pregame - Rat King Rules ft. Carey O'Donnell from 2017-11-18T21:02:49
Writer and creative spirit Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for a whimsical episode. They talk cast bios, imagine a different life for Kristen Doute, share their sexiest SUR experiences and much, much mo...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 6 Cast Bios - We Will Literally Never Stop Watching What Happens ft. Crissy Milazzo from 2017-11-08T22:03:16
Writer and friend of the pod Crissy Milazzo joins Lara to discuss the updated Vanderpump Rules cast bios, leaving them screaming in anticipation for Season 6.
, joins Lara for an in-depth discussion of the Season 6 trailer. They lament the lack of Kristen Doute, marvel at Ariana's outbursts, ...
ListenJax and Brittany Take Kentucky Ep. 6 - Too Dark Y'all! ft. Ryan O'Connell from 2017-09-29T07:57:40
The final episode of the Pulitzer-winning drama, Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky, is upon us. Lara and Ryan are traumatized by the death rattle that is Brittany and Jax's relationship and try to f...
ListenJax and Brittany Take Kentucky Ep. 5 - Free Brittany Y'all! ft. Ryan O'Connell from 2017-09-22T07:30:48
Lara and Ryan tackle episode five of Masterpiece Theatre's Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky. Spoiler alert: things have taken a dark turn, y'all. They marvel at how psychotic Jax truly is, implore ...
ListenJax and Brittany Take Kentucky Ep. 4 - Speakin' In Tongues Y'all! ft. Ryan O'Connell from 2017-09-15T19:39:51
Lara and Ryan dive into Episode four of the (unfortunately) Emmy-snubbed television series, Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. They conceive of a mega hot porn scenario between Jax and Don, and veer i...
ListenJax and Brittany Take Kentucky Ep. 3 - Losing Our Spark Y'all! ft. Ryan O'Connell from 2017-09-08T18:47:51
Lara and Ryan discuss Episode 3 of the critically acclaimed web series: Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. Their cold hearts are warmed by the community that rallies to help Melisha conceive a child, ...
ListenJax and Brittany Take Kentucky Ep. 2 - Snakes and Condoms Y'all! ft. Ryan O'Connell from 2017-09-01T16:28:44
Lara and Ryan discuss Episode 2 of Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. They celebrate their queens, Don and Sherri, wonder if Brittany has truly "lost her sparkle," take questions from Sexy Unique Fans...
ListenJax and Brittany Take Kentucky Ep. 1 - SUP Y'all?! ft. Ryan O'Connell from 2017-08-25T22:12:04
Sexy Unique Podcast is back, y'all! Episode 14 marks a new chapter for SUP, aka a darker, more unfortunate chapter that will be all about Vanderpump Rules: Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. Join Lara...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 24 - A Black Hole of Darkness w/ Ryan O'Connell from 2017-04-22T02:36
Ryan O'Connell is BACK for the finale of SUP. He and Lara try to make peace with Scheana's unbelievable antics, pray that Crazy Kristen will make a comeback in Season 6, analyze the effects of Vega...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 23 - NDA Drafts w/ Dave Schilling from 2017-04-14T19:32:07
Journalist Dave Schilling joins Lara for a comprehensive analysis of Part 2 of the Season 5 Reunion. They talk Coachella NDAs, say a prayer for Jax and Brittany's future children, praise Raquel for...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 22 - Medals of Bravery w/ Crissy Milazzo from 2017-04-08T03:00:55
Writer Crissy Milazzo joins Lara for a deep, dark and sometimes depressing discussion about the first reunion episode of Season 5 of Vanderpump Rules. They decide that Kristen and Brittany did in f...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 21 - "In The Stu" w/ Robesman from 2017-04-01T03:35:41
The one and only Robesman joins Lara for a nuanced discussion about the wedding of the CENTURY! They talk vows, marvel at Jax's savagery and Robesman gives some heartfelt, Dr. Drew-esque advice to ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 20 - Engagement Levels w/ Brandon Wardell from 2017-03-25T02:26:20
Comedian Brandon Wardell joins Lara for a discussion about Vanderpump Rules that slowly becomes a trip down memory lane into past episodes. Brandon also becomes transfixed by the cast's social medi...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 19 - Ripping Cigs w/ Matt Lally from 2017-03-18T01:40:46
Writer Matt Lally joins Lara for a thoughtful and probing conversation about the best show on television: Vanderpump Rules. They delve into James Kennedy's psyche, praise their mutual queen Kristen...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 18 - Adderall, Plan B and Condoms w/ Carey O'Donnell from 2017-03-10T21:39:29
Writer and comedian Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for a serious lol fest! They analyze Stassi's dating techniques, try to think of a rom com role in which Kristen could shine, celebrate Tom and Katie'...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 17 - The SURge w/ Ryan O'Connell from 2017-03-04T01:58:26
Lara and Ryan get down to business, honey! They discuss Katie and Tom uncorking their demons and bottling them back up, try to figure out how the cast would conduct themselves in a purge scenario, ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 16 - Drag Me to Hell w/ Ryan O'Connell & Michelle Collins from 2017-02-25T00:36:57
Lara and Ryan dive headfirst into Part Two of the Neverending Bachelor/Bachelorette Party. Among other things, they discuss Scheana and Kristen's aversion toward solid foods, wonder if the stripper...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 15 - Peak Fragility w/ Ryan O'Connell & Ed Droste from 2017-02-17T07:49:19
Ryan O'Connell just can't stay away! He joins Lara to discuss the bachelor/bachelorette party born straight out of Hades, Tom and Katie's dismal state of relationship affairs, and much, much more. ...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 14 - Drain Shaming w/ Molly McAleer from 2017-02-10T07:03:44
The one and only Molly McAleer joins Lara and answers existential questions, such as: Are tea towels cum rags? They also celebrate Tom Sandoval's return to model/acting, discuss the Joe Simpson cam...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 13 - Dick Sisters w/ Tierney Finster from 2017-02-02T18:57:43
Actress/model/writer/DJ/activist Tierney Finster joins Lara to discuss James Kennedy's mommy issues, bedroom power dynamics between cast members, Sandoval's attempt at becoming a wellness coach and...
ListenVanderpump Rules Season 5, Ep. 12 - Alley Children w/ Ryan O'Connell & John McDermott from 2017-01-27T01:48:11
In the inaugural episode of SUP, Lara is joined by Ryan O'Connell and John McDermott to discuss Jax's birthday roast, Sandoval's fundrager, the "comedians" of the show and much, much more.