Podcasts by Sh*t on the Table

You Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be One from 2023-07-24T06:00

It's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.

Face Shot By A Portuguese Water Dog from 2023-06-19T06:00

In this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.

Back At It Again, Bitches from 2023-05-29T06:00

After a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.

I Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping In from 2023-01-02T06:00

We will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.  

I Don’t Go Around Breaking People’s Toilets from 2022-12-19T06:00

How You Gonna Say ”Poor Harvey?” from 2022-12-05T06:00

It’s ”House” Dude! from 2022-11-14T06:00

Creepy Pasta from 2022-10-31T06:00

Our special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.

I’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was... from 2022-10-17T23:58

This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.

You’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing Anyways from 2022-10-03T06:00

Another episode that is all over the place, enjoy!

I’m Kind Of Annoying, And You Are Too from 2022-09-21T06:00

This one is all over the place, enjoy!

What If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick? from 2022-09-05T06:00

This episode mostly covers our experience and opinions about the 2022 edition of SuperZoo in Las Vegas, as well as a couple stories from our listeners.

We’re Pretty Sober These Days from 2022-08-15T06:00

After discussing what's going on in our lives, we touch back on our PetSmart Days and our troubles registering for SuperZoo

It Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse! from 2022-07-25T06:00

This episode covers a lot of personal situations going on at the moment, along with a discussion about grooming (or not grooming )aggressive dogs.

Poppin’ Dog Tranqs! from 2022-07-11T06:00

This episode touches heavily upon Roe V Wade being overturned and also includes a product suggestion.

I’m Not Calling You A Liar, But I’m Calling You Out from 2022-06-27T06:00

We have more health updates for all of you, along side an opinion about a product that Vanessa tried out recently.

www.ShitOnTheTable.com from 2022-06-13T06:00

This episode covers the new things going on with the podcast with a new logo, website, and merch just to name a few.  We also touch on imperfections in grooming and striving to be better.

You Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets.... from 2022-05-30T06:00

This episode touches on Vanessa's updated schedule for this summer, thinking about expanding, and social media usage for the businesses.

You Could Sell Your Medical Waste from 2022-05-16T06:00

In this episode we touch on Vanessa's recovery from surgery, Vanessa's week alone with the babies, and a discussion over some products and their quality.

bluejuice98@hotmail.com from 2022-05-02T06:00

This episode is sponsored by: Moego

https://www.moego.pet/

This episode touches on Vanessa's new shampoo, Vanessa's working i...

The D Word Does Not Exist In My Business from 2022-04-18T06:00

This episode touches on the flu that's been going around, Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, some new stuff that we have in the works, and a story from one of our listeners.

I’m What Horror Movies Are Made Of from 2022-04-04T06:00

This episode we touch on mobile Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, and salon Vanessa's update regarding her recovery from surgery.

Interview with Anaïs Hayden from 2022-03-21T16:53:14

In this episode we were honored to have the chance to interview Anaïs Hayden about her facebook groups, and how she got into dog grooming and coloring.  Enjoy!

Maybe They Just All Like Being Put In Their Place from 2022-03-07T17:30:58

This episode is about groomers who don't have their own pets, and rehoming pets.  Enjoy!

That Made Me Pucker from 2022-02-21T06:00

This episode discusses Vanessa's breast reduction, and we cover IGA and other similar programs.

One More Update Before We Get Back To It from 2022-02-07T06:00

In our last episode we updated you all on what has happened with Mobile Vanessa.  This episode we update you on what has been going on with Salon Vanessa.

We’re Back With A Birthing Update! from 2022-01-24T06:00

This episode is all about Vanessa's Birthing Experience

You Look Like A Beast! from 2021-11-08T06:00

This episode is just talking about life.

Wafflestomping from 2021-10-25T06:00

We've come up with our million dollar grooming plan, don't steal it!  Unless you live outside of Vegas...

I Just Let Them Know I Don‘t Have Any Pants On from 2021-10-11T06:00

This episode is all over the place, enjoy!

Were They Floaters Or Was This Diarrhea? from 2021-09-27T06:00

We're back... and our topic this week is how to talk to your clients.

When You Make Eye Contact, It‘s Really Weird from 2021-09-13T06:00

We're back and go over everything that's happened over the last month or so, including SuperZoo!

It Sounds Like She Was Getting Turned On By You from 2021-08-02T06:00

We had a hard time coming up with a topic, so we discussed our weeks and went straight to stories!

I Wear Gags For Fun! from 2021-07-19T06:00

This episode covers mobile Vanessa's experience with Covid while being pregnant with twins, and we also discuss the grooming communities problem with Dollar Shave Club.

Never Had Brown Titties Before... Got Brown Titties... from 2021-06-21T06:00

This episode is all about Superzoo Classes.

She Said To Go Jerkoff Indoors! from 2021-06-07T06:00

In this episode we discuss Vanessa's Pregnancy, Funny Client stories, and our Work vs Pay relationship.

I've Got Mom Issues... I've Got Daddy Issues Too from 2021-05-24T06:00

In this episode we update you on Vanessa's Pregnancy, a dog's death involving the Groomer's Helper, and some other groomer related drama.

Elbows Deep In The Grey Water Tank from 2021-05-10T06:00

This episode covers POS systems, Pregnancy, and Ryan's Pet Supply being purchased by a larger company.

.... It Happened One Time... from 2021-04-26T06:00

In this episode we discuss "Maintenance Grooming" and announcing Vanessa's pregnancy on the podcast before telling family.

Unsolicited Dick Picks!!!... from 2021-04-12T06:00

In this episode we discuss Vanessa's pregnancy update and we discuss groups that you may want to check out on Facebook.

Daddy?!?!?… Daddy?!?!? from 2021-03-29T06:00

In the episode we make a special announcement, as well a product review and pissing people off on the internet.

So That Dog's Just Asking For It... from 2021-03-15T06:00

In this episode, you'll hear one of the funniest arguments Vanessa and Vanessa have ever had, as well as their opinions on bartering services.

We're Like OB's For Dogs from 2021-03-01T06:30

Sorry about the audio in this episode.  We will be looking to fix the issue before our next episode is recorded.  Thanks is advance.

I Hope I See Her At The Hotel Later from 2021-02-15T06:00

In the episode we discuss Vanessa appearing in an episode of the HBOMax show, Haute Dog!

You never washed their vulvas?! from 2021-02-01T06:00

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. from 2021-01-18T06:00

This episode is a complete explanation of why we were unable to record our last episode.

I'm Not Gonna Jump Up and Down and Hug You Each Time You Tip Me from 2020-12-21T06:00

In this episode we discuss the groomer/client relationship, pre-groom consultations, and briefly go over the holidays.

I'm a Dirty Dog Groomer And I Don't Wear Underwear from 2020-12-07T07:43

In this episode we discuss our weeks, products, and someone who was calling out the dog grooming community.

You DID Masturbate With The Velocity Dryer! from 2020-11-23T06:00

We had to record this episode in two different sessions due to a neighborhood blackout.  Enjoy!

The World Is Not Going To End If You Take A Sick Day from 2020-11-09T06:00

After discussing our weeks, we interview one of our listeners discussing her operations as a house call groomer.

I'm Sorry, But Beauty And The Beast Is Bestiality from 2020-10-26T06:00

Speaking about our weeks, our upcoming seminar, and reading some stories.

I Don't Know... I Didn't Push Her Out Of My Pussy from 2020-10-12T06:00

Vanessa discusses being exposed to Covid, and we answer one of our listeners questions.

There's No Sharks, But There Are Dead Bodies.... from 2020-09-28T06:00

We interview Anthony Vargas, the owner of Groomhaus and get to know about his background and his company.

We Literally Have Pow-Wows While She's Waxing My Pussy from 2020-09-14T06:00

Discussing groomers who brag about grooming difficult and aggressive dogs.

I Didn't Take A Picture Of You..... Eww from 2020-08-31T06:00

In this episode we discuss how El Paso, Texas is implementing regulations over the grooming industry.

We're Drunk, That's Where We At from 2020-08-17T06:00

Today we discuss our weeks, as well as grooming with chronic illnesses.

So We Get The Last Room In The Back Of The Motel... from 2020-08-03T06:00

Last week we took a turn around trip up to Carson City, Nevada.

Noooo I'm Not Going To Waterboard Your Dog from 2020-07-20T06:00

This week we have another interview with a listener in which they share a story that gained them a little bit of interet fame in the grooming community.  The tables were also turned on us, as sh...

Every Time I Say "Honey," I Feel Dirty from 2020-07-06T06:00

We have a few stories to share with you, followed by an extra special interview featuring one of our listeners.

I'll Groom Any Dog That's Good... Except For Shiba's and Husky's... and Chows... from 2020-06-22T06:00

At Some Point I Knew.... This Was A Plumber Problem. from 2020-06-08T06:00

This episode is all about dealing with our customers and their political point of view.  There's also a pretty funny story at the end if you make it all the way through.

I Pee In A Bowl, Like, Let's Just Put It Out There... from 2020-05-25T06:00

Covid restrictions are relaxing and things have been interesting for both of us.

When I Look At You, I Remember Your Toe Nails Scratching Me from 2020-05-11T06:00

In this episode we discuss clients grooming their dogs at home during the pandemic, along with Vanessa returning to work this week.

So What?! Maybe I Wanna Get Fat. from 2020-04-27T06:00

We continue discussing how the lockdown affects our industry, and discuss how we can safely attempt getting back to work.

Awwwwww... This Bitch Has An Oreo... from 2020-04-13T06:00

As the Covid-19 pandemic continues, we discuss how we're spending our free time.

Ohhhh... Are These Hair Splinters Arousing You?? from 2020-03-30T06:00

In this episode, we discuss the Covid 19 pandemic and how it is affecting our lives, and discuss a story sent in by a listener.

So, I'm Gonna Be Very Candid Right Now... from 2020-03-16T06:00

Today's episode covers buying houses, and taking a deeper look into our grooming businesses.

The Joys of Pasadena Part 2 from 2020-03-09T06:00

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience (continued)

The Joys of Pasadena Part 1 from 2020-03-02T06:00

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience.

Chuggin' Nyquil like Lil' Wayne from 2020-02-17T06:00

In this episode we discuss the upcoming convention in Pasadena, and we read some of our listener's questions and stories.  See you all in Pasadena!

I'm Allergic to Shiba Inus from 2020-02-03T06:00

In this episode we discuss products, frothing, personal discounts, and pasadena!  Enjoy!

My Husband Tried To Kill Me from 2020-01-20T06:00

This episode is just a hodge-podge of shit, enjoy. 

People Are Going To Start Emailing AA Pamphlets from 2020-01-06T06:00

Vaccines, bulldogs and more. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook at Sh*t on the Table. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com

I'm being Polite and Respectful, like a Good Little Girl from 2019-12-23T06:00

Great opportunities,  commentary about a video we saw and some amazing stories. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook 

Brought To You By Tequila from 2019-12-09T06:00

We talk about gift giving, and scheduling mishaps. We also have 2 stories from our listeners. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com. Follow us o...

Juices Are Flowing, Literally from 2019-11-25T06:00

This was all about us and Shampoo. We had more topics but got stuck on one. Enjoy.

Daddy! Look At All The Hair! Look, Daddy! from 2019-11-10T06:00

In this episode we continue the 1099/w2 topic.  We also discussed the proper way to address health issues with their owners.  And finally we finished up with a couple of stories from out listene...

Drunk Off Exhaustion from 2019-10-28T06:00

This ones a mess guys, enjoy. 

My Favorite Word from 2019-10-14T06:00

On to some serious topics this week: To do or not to do, Mental Health importance and being Ghosted!!

Do I Give Off That Vibe....? from 2019-09-30T06:00

Today is all about puppy cuts, hair splinters and inhaling food. Also, enjoy our first story from a listener!

Bleeding Your Own Blood from 2019-09-16T06:00

Today's episode topics are dog deformities, being nice to one another, nail polish and sharing a story. Enjoy.

Seniors, insta shits with a nip slip from 2019-09-02T06:00

Older dogs, having to shit mid groom and other awesome topics. Have fun while we talk about miscellaneous topics about dog grooming. 

Tequila, Piercings and Karaoke - A SuperZoo Special from 2019-08-27T12:57:38

Enjoy our take on SuperZoo the Las Vegas Grooming Convention. 

Shit Introduced from 2019-08-18T22:37:35

Welcome to the first episode of Shit on the Table. This is an introduction to who we are and what this podcast is about. Enjoy.