Podcasts by SKIM: The Scott and Kim Show
It's Scott and Kim Johnson, and their show.
Further podcasts by Scott Johnson
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SKIM 61: Two Weeks from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We are coming off a strange new years and looking at some big changes coming up before this first month of 2021 is done. Moving, stying, time with the boy and lots more.
ListenSKIM 60: Don't Hire The Cop from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim are here, in-between the holidays, ready to chat with you a little bit about normal 2 year old behavior, being Santa, how to ask your significant other to marry you, and lots more!
ListenSKIM 59: The Thing Is from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We are all over the place today with hot topics like who snores the most, what our favorite couples movie is, why some people ask about your sex life and why, and how Scott talked Kim into binging ...
ListenSKIM 58: Holday Road from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We have so much to say regarding monk fruit, not going by a recipe, and dealing with the cat that won't leave. All that and more on today's Scott & Kim Show.
ListenSKIM 57: Blaine Had It Right from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim are back with Halloween tales of homemade gumbo and how long it will keep in the fridge. Not only that, but a LOAD of emails, and some big questions about family that we answer all th...
ListenSKIM 56: A Little Raisin with Wings from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim take some time out and record another episode of SKIM. Lots on the table today. Hard news, good news, strange news, and more.
ListenSKIM 55: What's Wrong With The Bird from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim have a sit and discuss the week that was, including covid tests, flu shots, better jerky, how that foot thing went, and how to deal with the new neighbors.
ListenSKIM 54: A Little Hairy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim sit down and have a chat about some intense couple of days, and then lighten things up with a load of your questions from Twitter and email.
ListenSKIM 53: Peach Flavored And Everything from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Join Scott and Kim while they soak Scott's feet in rotting milk, or something. Lots of other stuff as well, and a quick moment with Carter as well.
ListenSKIM 52: The Power To See The Difference from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim here with another SKIM! Today it is a Q&A day! That’s right, our answers to your questions! Join us and enjoy! Oh, and why Gumbo is harder than you think it is.
ListenSKIM 51: The Evil Left Ear from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim are joined today by one of their offspring, Carter, the middle daughter. She's got a new dog, and lots of thoughts on things. How we made a LOT of applesauce, and way more on today's ...
ListenSKIM 50: What do bees do again? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Crazy couple weeks. Culminating in the birth of new great neice, why Haven is bad, breaking Kim's HIPPA, and loads more. Have a thought or question for the show? Toss it to Scott@Frogpants.com
ListenSKIM 49: Dehydrated from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim take some time and talk about what it’s like to dry out everything and eat it. That and a whole lot more.
ListenSKIM 48: Some sort of cheese unit from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim sit down for a little snack and have a chat with you. Wanna hear a lot of noisy cars? How about a chat about how virginity works? It's all right here. Come enjoy!
ListenSKIM 47: What's With The Fancy Party from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Another SKIM, which means more Scott and Kim solving the world's problems and talking about neighborhood parties, what the term Cancel Culture even means, and how to fix those nightmare problems! A...
ListenSKIM 46: Fur Blowing In The Wind from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim are back, and they are spending some quality time with a weird cat with a lot of air. And eating fruit. And reading answering your emails and questions. Tune in!
ListenSKIM 45: We forgot the celery from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Back with a new chat with Scott and Kim about how we are doing during the pandemic, why we forgot some of the groceries we needed, and how we are dealing with everything. How are you?
ListenSKIM 44: The Boy Has Needs from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim are out in this pandemic getting a few groceries and making sure the little one has everything he needs. Why 70 dozen eggs is way too many eggs for anyone. Your emails and way more.
ListenSKIM 43: There's Turkey in The Shawarma from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Tonight on SKIM, Scott and Kim (and a little Carter) discuss lots of stuff, including how to have a proper Mediterranean dinner, how to make babies walk across the room, why Saul is awesome, and wh...
ListenSKIM 42: Goats Are Really Weird from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We talk about our trip to the petting zoo, spending time around butterflies with a one year old, and dealing with end of winter weather patterns. Oh, and a crap ton of your emails!
ListenSKIM 41: That Nest is Empty from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Scott and Kim get ready for a much more empty house, and what that all means in their lives. Plus some great emails from you guys and more!
ListenSKIM 40: Steak and a Haircut from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We are cooking, and eating, and hanging out! Lots to talk about including a load of emails, and some discussion of how to get your picky kids to eat weird stuff. Also what would it take to get Scot...
ListenSKIM 39: Taco Trip from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Why Kim likes to drive, and hates how I drive. How tacos are amazing and everyone should go get one right now. Why it's fun to say offensive things once in a while. And a whole lot more. And thanks...
ListenSKIM 38: I blame the holidays from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We talk about how the holidays kinda jacked up our time over the last couple weeks. A lot of food things. Talk about the future of people who want to try and afford housing at age 19. Big day comin...
ListenSKIM 36: Snow Turkey from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A nice new Scott and Kim Show about turkey, holidays, family, nudes and a lot more. Enjoy!
ListenSKIM 37: Workin for The Hot Dogs from 2019-12-17T17:54:43
Kim and Scott take a trip and bring you right along with them. What will they talk about? Why are they getting hotdogs? What did the dentist say? Why did they forget the electrodes? Tune in to find...
ListenSKIM 35: The Grape Vapist from 2019-11-04T12:21:23
We get into a few things today like Nick and his trailer idea. Family get-togethers that are kinda hard. How long our fights last. Weddings that went well, and how to make a hot sandwich bar in les...
ListenSKIM 35: The Grape Vapist from 2019-11-04T12:21:23
We get into a few things today like Nick and his trailer idea. Family get-togethers that are kinda hard. How long our fights last. Weddings that went well, and how to make a hot sandwich bar in les...
ListenSKIM 34: Shots and Salads from 2019-10-15T13:21:31
Scott and Kim are on the road, and talking about everything about baby gates, to flu shots, to overpriced salads. Enjoy!
ListenSKIM 33b: Weddings are Hard from 2019-09-17T19:44:40
Kim and Scott take on the big issues, like family photos and getting ready for weddings, and how they are more stressfull than they deserve.
ListenSKIM 33: The Hippie Burn from 2019-09-09T12:53:20
Another episode of SKIM includes how we feel about insense, and what it takes to can a CRAP ton of peaches.
ListenSKIM 32: Get on the bus! from 2019-08-26T13:18:45
Lots of stuff today, including more defense of Pinterest. When we last fought. Did we get into this Popeyes thing? Calls too today, including a question about stress in our lives, and a lot more! T...
ListenSKIM 31: Taste The Wind from 2019-08-19T17:08:10
Kim and I are outside and the mic had a lot of wind and it annoyed me, but we did a show anyway. Lots of good stuff here. So enjoy.
ListenSKIM 30: Front Porching It from 2019-07-29T17:10:24
Episode 30 is full of all kinds of things. Hard to know where to start, but I will at least tell you this: We did this outside today, off livestream, and it was kinda nice! Enjoy!
ListenSKIM 29: Four Plus Floor from 2019-07-15T12:16:23
Kim gives me another butt-shot. You've got naked people in my chicken salad sandwich! Tits and Hips. Canadian Man with a Huge Hog.
ListenSKIM 28: Dont pull the roots, just grind the stump!!! from 2019-07-08T12:27:46
Scott and Kim are back with a chat about movies, dirty cars, and how to get rid of dead trees. And lots more.
ListenSKIM / TMS Crossover: Underwood, Over Cheese from 2019-07-01T11:04:15
Kim joins Scott while Brian is out sick! Carrie Underwood is made of cheese. Pretty sure the kid dropped an eff. What are YOUR phobias. I am only paying for half that cake. Have a cow to cuddle? Tr...
ListenSKIM 27: Scotty Potty Quick Pickle from 2019-06-17T12:21:46
We are mong the future people now with our AC and heating. What to do with your kid outside! Fathers day gifts, and a lot more! Oh and we go deep on pickled carrots.
ListenSKIM 26: Bone-In Pork Butt from 2019-06-03T12:18:20
SKIM is new, and inside you'll find all sorts of tasty tidbits with Scott and Kim.
ListenSKIM 25: I want my Nicklebag back! from 2019-05-28T12:21:40
We had arcade fun yesterday and things to say about it. We get deeper into what to do with messy 19 year olds. You guys get some good calls in too! That's all coming up on this 25th episode of SKIM!
ListenSKIM 24: Resting Eye Holes from 2019-05-20T12:17:50
Wy Brisket needs Kimchi. Nick's old chicken wings. Our fun with CBD. Light toughing bugs more people every day. Your calls and emails and more!
ListenSKIM 23: Dad-tastrophe from 2019-05-13T12:19:35
We talk about kid surgeries, and lots of downtown things. LOTS of email questions. When Double Bird Eff Off means good things in your relationship, and MORE!
ListenSKIM 22: Corny Pits from 2019-05-06T11:51:35
It's a catchup week! Lots to discuss, but mostly corn. Hardcore cornography.
ListenSKIM 21: Is Pepto okay? from 2019-04-16T12:32:30
We made up for our missed episode on Sunday! So have a listen and enjoy! And find out why Scott is never ready to walk out the door.
ListenSKIM 20: Phat Stacks of Something from 2019-04-07T11:59:22
We are drawing all over our walls and we explain why. Why having more kids is ok. How we fight and why. What one thing do we really wanna do? How about some Lava Chocolate Cups? Yummy.
ListenSKIM 19: Twinkie Burgers from 2019-03-31T12:17:37
When your kids think they have it all figured out. What the Hot Logic Mini is. Handling your brothers kids. When we fight. When we garden. And why the thigh is the best meat the chicken can offer. ...
ListenSKIM 18: Knuckly and Eighty from 2019-03-17T12:02:27
Lets have that laundry conversation. Also, how decent were our parents? How to eat on a truck! Another take on the shots issue. Kim gets a test. What you wanna eat on St. Patrick's Day and more!
ListenSKIM 17: The Italian Jesus from 2019-03-10T12:06:58
How you deal with family stuff when babies are around. What kinds of fights do we have? How do we do the bills? We help get better food to a traveling husband. Spaghetti pie is amazing and we tell ...
ListenSKIM 15: The Moist Important Thing from 2019-02-24T21:05:17
Flooring takes a while. Quick check on Van. How to feed 30 very hungry ladies. We got a robot call about sex, and so much more!
ListenSKIM 14: Robes and Toast from 2019-02-17T11:57:40
Family drama and what to do with it. LOADS of listener questions. What about that old crush doing your floors now? And so much more this week. Oh and steak, shrimp and crab legs!
ListenSKIM 13: Weird European Uncles from 2019-02-10T12:10:35
We finally clear up the toothpick in the pot thing. Also, a LOT of voicemails today where we answer all the hard questions, and Kim is making amazing food today! All that and more on SKIM!
ListenSKIM 12: Van Hailing from 2019-01-31T17:53:13
Why we are blind today, a new baby joined the team, what changed between that and our first time, Kim's side of the story, and way more!
ListenSKIM 11: The Most Special of Rules from 2019-01-24T17:18:14
Scott and Kim take your calls and emails and more! Lots of goodies in here.
ListenSKIM 10: How do you staple an 80 year old? from 2019-01-17T17:46:49
How do you staple an 80-year-old? We have the answers.
ListenSKIM 09: What it takes from 2019-01-03T17:47:01
New years, what it takes to leave Scott, and a load of emails and questions!
ListenSKIM 08: Firm Workable Pancake from 2018-12-27T18:15:35
Man you guys like sending emails and voicemails. So we read and play them! Also, we talk a bunch about how the holidays are going, and how to smoke salt...among other things.
ListenSKIM 07: Rule Breakers from 2018-12-22T11:54:33
Kim breaks all the rules on today's show. A LOAD of your emails, how to do pasta salad right, and so much more on our little Christmas episode!
ListenSKIM 06: Weakness in the Wall Unit from 2018-12-13T18:03:57
Floors plus back with a lot of email makes for a fun show! Get in here and learn how potato doughnuts are made.
ListenSKIM 05: Hallmark Cinematic Universe from 2018-12-06T17:56:39
We are knee deep in flooring at the Johnson abode. Worrying about your kids texts. Cornish Pastys are really really good. Even the Canadians like us. Dinner with the kids matters. And loads more!
ListenSKIM 04: Pickled Nightmare from 2018-11-29T12:38:44
Scott and Kim are here again, with a Birthday episode of the show. We talk about your emails, thoughts on mall fights, and what Scott does with pickles. And a lot more of course.
ListenSKIM 03: The Internet For Ladies from 2018-11-22T18:09:06
Lots of emails and we get to talk about what we did when we were new to the couples world. How the goats actually work. Halmarkers are a thing. Kim's side of the birthday cake dog thing. Foodie of ...
ListenSKIM 02: Ground Gator from 2018-11-15T18:10:34
Episode 2! We are committed! We talk about farms, kids and art, those horrible Hallmark movies that are coming fast, makeout mornings and more!
ListenSKIM 01: The Tunnel of Love from 2018-11-12T14:02:14
The Scott and Kim Johnson Show is up and out in pilot form! Hope you enjoy it! We had a blast!
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