Podcasts by Smash Fiction

Extraordinary League 41 - Fear of the Spark from 2019-06-02T13:00

Even though the League find themselves on an unfamiliar world, they aren't without their allies. Eager to meet up with some friendly faces, our heroes end up in some very unfriendly territory, a...

May 2019 Bonus Episode - Miles Has Feelings: No Place Like The Good Place from 2019-05-31T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for May 2019. The original description follows:

Okay, this show is now officially called "Miles Has Feelings," so you probably t...

135 - Smaug vs. Bahamut vs. Draco vs. Trogdor from 2019-05-26T13:00

With an astonishing array of accents, Judge Liz brings us to the latest mishap at Hogwarts. Ron's just trying to get some dragons together for the "Quadwizard Tournament" and it goes pretty badl...

Collaboratory 9 - Cat's Paw (feat. Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie) from 2019-05-19T13:00

Claire and Dan are joined by special guests Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie of the Final Fantasy podcast No One Can Know About This! These guys have clearly been spending a ton of XP on ...

134 - The 300 vs. the Unsullied (feat. Steven Attewell) from 2019-05-12T13:00

"Pray to the airwaves," the oracle said, insisting that we must not do this match. "Smash Fiction will fall. All of podcasting will fall. Trust not in Patrons. Honor the gods. But not the gods o...

Extraordinary League 40 - Out of Nowhere from 2019-05-05T13:00

The end is in sight for our heroes. They've nearly collected everything they need to defeat Phyrexia once and for all--now it's just a matter of preparing for the final leg of their journey. But...

133 - The Doctor vs. The Borg (feat. Jeff Stormer) from 2019-04-28T15:18:25

"Doctor?" we can hear you ask. "Doctor who?" Which you're asking either because you're an insufferable nerd (like the rest of us), or because you legitimately don't know. In which case, it is in...

Surprise Party 8 - Showcase of the Immortals (feat. Lucas Brown) from 2019-04-21T06:55:46

For those of you who understand the title, yes, you read that correctly. For those who don't...well, strap in, folks, because this week, we're putting on our spandex, lacing up our boots, and oi...

132 - Captain Marvel vs. Shazam (feat. Sarah Langan) from 2019-04-14T13:00

Let's face it -- this one doesn't require much explanation. This one is about as obvious as making a metric crapton of money adapting illustrated children's fantasy stories into major studio fra...

Extraordinary League 39 - After and Before from 2019-04-07T13:00

Our heroes have escaped Phyrexia, but not without some considerable loss. Before they can turn their attention to their next mission, they need to address some loose ends, reflect on what's happ...

Collaboratory 8.5 - The Valley of the Shadow of Death and Carrots from 2019-04-01T13:00

Hey listeners! It looks like some of you are taking our ideas and running with them, because we came across this strange little gem buried deep in the dark web! Four friends sit down together to...

Collaboratory 8 - Space Crusader (feat. Magdalen Rose) from 2019-03-31T13:00

Our hosts welcome a guest to the lab as Claire, Dan, and Meganbob are joined by writer and YouTuber Magdalen Rose!

Magdalen proves to be a natural at crafting stories using mismatched par...

March 2019 Bonus Content - What's the Name of that Sword Again? from 2019-03-31T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for March 2019. The original description follows:

So here’s a fun opening story…  The first thing I recorded for this  Listen

131 - Agro vs. Epona vs. Shadowfax vs. Maximus (feat. Rafael Medina) from 2019-03-24T13:00

Ever wonder what makes the Neverending Story so, well, never-ending? Well, it's largely because certain events just sort of keep happening over and over again, which explains why the un...

Ship Wrecked 4 - Galleries, Galloping, and Grapes from 2019-03-17T13:00

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. If that's true, then you must be dying for more of the multiverse's wildest dating game! Fear not, dear listener, for this week we bring you all the...

130 - Xena vs. She-Ra vs. Cassandra Pentaghast from 2019-03-10T13:00

Judge Miles invites us all in to take a seat and tune in to the championship of High Fantasy TV Show Character Mania! Open up the chips and pass the guacamole because it's a triple-threat match ...

Extraordinary League 38 - Inescapable from 2019-03-03T14:00

Their quests completed, our heroes are keenly interested in getting the hell back to Grayskull... but it turns out that Phyrexia isn't especially interested in allowing them to leave. Can the Ex...

Extraordinary League - February 2019 Bonus Episode from 2019-02-28T14:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for February 2019. The original description follows:

Man oh man, I never know what sort of team we'll end up with when we do the...

129 - Susannah Dean vs. Tulip O'Hare (feat. Krista Contino Saumby and Matias Tautimez) from 2019-02-24T15:30:26

Howdy, stranger. Come on in from the cold, warm yourself up next to the fire. There's bad food, good whiskey, and a decent enough bed, if you're wanting a place to stay. Only take care, now -- y...

Surprise Party 7 - Dates With Destiny from 2019-02-17T13:00

It's Valentine's Day weekend, so of course we're bringing you the Smash Metafiction episode that lends itself best to this particular holiday...

...Surprise Party?

Oh, but...

128 - Storm vs. Raiden. vs. Sailor Jupiter vs. Pikachu from 2019-02-10T16:37:16

The ongoing SmashFic series of four-way elemental battles rages on, and this week, it's...THE LIGHTNING MATCH! Cue cheap thunder sound effects, insincere cries of terror, and a giant load of bul...

Extraordinary League 37 - Rock the Dinosaur from 2019-02-03T14:00

The number of people who would willingly get into a direct fight with Godzilla can probably be counted on one hand... and they all happen to be in the Extraordinary League. Our heroes have gotte...

127 - Stormtroopers vs. Redshirts from 2019-01-27T17:12:27

When the ongoing Astro-Kerfuffle brings two groups of opposing forces, one from the USS Enterprise, one from their assigned Star Destroyer, each comprising fifty members, into combat on the deck...

Collaboratory 7 - Indestructible from 2019-01-20T14:00

It's time once again for Collaboratory, where four Smash Fic hosts attempt to cobble together a semi-coherent film using random characters and story elements!

This week, Claire is joined ...

126 - Captain America vs. Steven Universe (feat. Sharon Schneiderman) from 2019-01-13T14:00

The Steve-ness is at an all-time high as Captain America (Steve Rogers) goes up against Steven Universe in one of the most wholesome matches Smash Fiction has ever done. These two Steves have ea...

December 2018 Bonus Episode: When Video Games Don’t Suck from 2019-01-09T14:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for December 2018. The original description follows:

Those of you $5+ patrons who get our monthly bonus content poll must have b...

Extraordinary League 36 - Tangled Up In Green from 2019-01-06T14:00

Now that they've gathered the information they need, the League sets their sights on their newest target: the Praetor known as Godzilla. Our heroes are hoping to find him, cure him, and turn him...

Surprise Party 6 - Fury Road Trip from 2018-12-30T14:00

After an ill-defined apocalypse in which the world has been reduced to fire and blood, the tyrant Immortan Joe rules the Australian wasteland. He has taken everything from those he calls his sub...

125 - Ben Sanderson vs. Dave Spritz vs. Ronny Cammareri vs. (Fictional) Charlie Kaufman from 2018-12-23T15:00

It's that time again, listeners -- the most wonderful time of the year, you might say. Another glorious Cagemas is upon us, and as always, we're celebrating the numerous career deaths and resurr...

Collaboratory 6 - Final Flight: Legend of the Falcon Fist from 2018-12-17T08:07:36

Smash Metafiction Studios presents another mashed-together masterpiece, as the creative team that brought you "Don't You Forget About Me" returns to the lab for another round of gently bubbling ...

124 - John McClane vs. Gremlins (feat. Rafael Medina) from 2018-12-09T08:58:59

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..." John McClane reflects sarcastically. How the hell did this even happen? One minute he was in the Nakatomi building, fighting wit...

Extraordinary League 35 - Bad Religion from 2018-12-02T14:00

After their narrow escape from the Red Praetor, the League hunkers down and discusses what to do next. Their new ally Morgana has a plan to deal a devastating blow to Phyrexia... but is it worth...

123 - Mojo Jojo vs. Gorilla Grodd vs. Winston from 2018-11-25T15:58:56

Hypothetical: Assume that a mysterious, abandoned space station packed with advanced weapons and technology has suddenly entered Earth's orbit and is now floating there for the taking by any wou...

Ship Wrecked 3 - Stories, Spas, and Speakeasies from 2018-11-18T14:00

Hope you're in the mood for some silly voices and terrible accents, cuz it's time for another episode of the multiverse's favorite speed dating reality show, Ship Wrecked! Meganbob takes the hel...

122 - Dr. Horrible vs. Count Olaf (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2018-11-11T14:00

After a lifetime of work (and one particularly traumatic afternoon at the opening of a homeless shelter), Dr. Horrible has finally secured a position in the unholy halls of the Evil League of Ev...

Extraordinary League 34 - Diamonds in the Rough from 2018-11-04T13:00

The League's search for the fourth gem takes them into a Phyrexian junkyard. The high gray walls around this area hide more than garbage, however, as the League will encounter old enemies, new a...

121 - Freddy Krueger vs. Inception from 2018-10-28T13:00

Boy, Dom Cobb and his crew of dream thieves certainly have their work cut out for them, don't they? Their expedition into the subconsciousness of Robert Fischer will throw all sorts of challenge...

Surprise Party 5 - Meddling Kids from 2018-10-21T13:00

Steel yourself for the wildest Surprise Party yet as we tackle the now-seminal horror movie Cabin in the Woods! Our hosts form groups of hapless hormonal teenagers that very quickly fin...

120 - Lucian vs. Angua von Uberwald vs. John Talbain vs. Scott Howard from 2018-10-14T14:00

The third annual Smashtoberfest kicks off with a growl and a howl as four fuzzy fighters fling themselves into a ferocious fracas filled with flying fur, fearsome...

Extraordinary League 33 - Chasing Shadows from 2018-10-07T13:00

Our heroes are really in the thick of things now. Fleeing deeper into Phyrexia, they meet up with another League cell for a chance to catch their breath and plan ahead. What they find is a new a...

Collaboratory 5 - A Wolf in Cheap Clothing from 2018-09-30T13:00

Return to the lab with us this week as Claire, Dan, Kit, and Meganbob attempt to build a coherent story out of random characters and plot elements!

Things get wild quickly as the core cas...

September 2018 Bonus Content - "Our League Family" from 2018-09-30T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for September 2018. The original description follows:

Thank you to everyone for allowing me to finally use one of my two ukulele...

119 - Odysseus vs. Cuchulainn vs. Beowulf vs. Sir Lancelot (feat. Matias Tautimez) from 2018-09-23T13:00

Gather round and listen well to a tale most epic, passed down from generation to generation, of four heroes who were bamboozled into partaking in their most mythic adventure yet! Sun Wukong, the...

Surprise Party 4 - An AVALANCHE of Characters from 2018-09-16T17:10:43

The Shinra Corporation is up to no good, rumors of impending doom are flying like a one-winged angel, and once again, a group of adventurers have come together to save the world. Of course, this...

118 - Milo and Otis vs. Homeward Bound (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2018-09-09T07:27:14

It's once again time for hackles to rise, fur to fly, and Kit to get unreasonably excited about animals as Smash Fiction goes on its very own incredible journey! Cruella DeVille is in the market...

Extraordinary League 32 - Once More, With Fearing from 2018-09-02T13:00

Times of peace are few, far between, and all too short for our world-hopping heroes. After indulging in some well-earned downtime, the League summons Team Ohana for a new mission... and it quick...

117 - Hot Fuzz vs. Rush Hour from 2018-08-26T13:00

When an evil crime lord grows powerful enough to make multiple sovereign nations break into a cold sweat, there's really only one thing to do: call in a pair of hilarious but effective buddy cop...

Collaboratory 4 - Semi-Sweet from 2018-08-19T13:00

It's ladies' night down in the lab this week on Smash Metafiction as Claire, Kit, Liz, and Meganbob put their heads together to create a story of mystery, superpowers, and romance unlike any oth...

116 - Nico Minoru vs. Zatanna Zatara (feat. Sharon Schneiderman) from 2018-08-12T13:00

Magical puns and jokes about lighter fluid abound in this week's particularly charming episode of Smash Fiction, as Marvel and DC's respective California fashion-goth word witches do battle in a...

Extraordinary League 31 - The Doom That Came to the Mushroom Kingdom from 2018-08-05T13:00

The Mushroom Kingdom arc comes to a dramatic conclusion as the heroes finally confront the villain responsible for all the destruction and chaos they've faced since stepping foot into this world...

3rd Anniversary Special from 2018-08-02T09:02:42

Well, once again, the Anniversary special is being released a day late, so it's pretty clear that the Smash Fiction Podcast is STILL not getting any better (if anything, based on the matches tha...

Extraordinary League - July 2018 Bonus Episode from 2018-07-31T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for July 2018. The original description follows:

So I'd been wanting to do something a bit different with this month's bonus Lea...

115 - Maui vs. Hercules (feat. Kris Newton) from 2018-07-29T13:00

When the Polynesian trickster god Maui steals the golden apples of the Hesperides and the mighty Olympian demigod known as Hercules is sent to get them back, there's only one way to figure out w...

Ship Wrecked 2 - Heelies, Hockey, and Heavy Rain from 2018-07-22T10:50:58

Ship Wrecked is back for a second date, and if you thought dinner was fun, wait till you hear about romantic thrift store shopping! The latest edition of Smash Metafiction's spectacular speed da...

114 - Tifa Lockhart vs. Terra Branford vs. Lightning from 2018-07-15T13:00

It’s rare to get a do-over when your world is destroyed, but the alternate-dimension bending and timeline restoration powers of the Chrono Cross promise just that. Serge is ready to pass on his ...

Surprise Party 3 - A Group of Remarkable People from 2018-07-08T18:41:43

There was an idea (Smash Fiction listeners know this) called the Surprise Party Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkably nerdy idiots who could take the casts of popular ...

June 2018 Bonus Content - It's Okay To Not Like Being Sucker Punched (But Miles Apparently Does) from 2018-07-05T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for June 2018. The original description follows:

Miles' June bonus content is a little late, but better late than never! Unless ...

Extraordinary League 30 - Motor Psyche from 2018-07-01T13:00

The real villain behind the chaos in the Mushroom Kingdom has been revealed and the League have their sights set on his fortress. With no other path before them, the heroes are forced to gather ...

113 - Toy Story vs. Small Soldiers (feat. Sam Gasch) from 2018-06-24T08:36:33

When Chip Hazard and the Commando Elite activate their AI circuits and enter the magical nightmare world of Toy Story, it quickly becomes clear that Andy's house isn't big enough for both sets o...

Collaboratory 3 - Shadow of the Labyrinth from 2018-06-17T13:00

Join us in the lab this week as, once again, Claire guides three Smash Fiction hosts through the collaborative storytelling game called Collaboratory!

This time around, we put together a ...

112 - Darth Vader vs. Mewtwo (feat. Neal Butler) from 2018-06-10T13:00

Amidst the increasingly chaotic backdrop of the multiversal Astro-Kerfuffle, two unthinkably powerful entities become aware of each other... and recognize each other as threats. The genetically-...

Extraordinary League 29 - Koopa D'état from 2018-06-03T13:00

The League has fought their way through armies of Koopas and robots, but they've finally reached Mushroom Castle. Their fight isn't done yet, though, as the King of the Koopas himself quickly ma...

111 - Roland Deschain vs. Vash The Stampede (feat. Matias Tautimez and Rafael Medina) from 2018-05-27T07:31:48

Hile, listeners! Look closely, I beg. See a pair of legendary gunfighters, each among the most formidable to ever draw iron. In another life, perhaps, these two may have met under more amiable c...

Ship Wrecked 1 - Bowling, Brushstrokes, and Beans from 2018-05-20T13:00

Smash Metafiction proudly debuts its newest game: the speed dating reality show called Ship Wrecked! Claire brings in a boatload of puns as host, while Dan, Kit, Liz, and Meganbob take on the ro...

110 - Crowley vs. Crowley (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2018-05-13T13:00

God only knows why Ned Flanders has the most sought-after soul this side of Springfield, but Hell aims to find out why. Not one but two Crowleys, both demonic masters of temptation, have been se...

Extraordinary League 28 - Where Lakitus Dare from 2018-05-06T13:00

The League finally meets up with Princess Peach and her band of rebels. With an army of Yoshis at their backs, they'll surely make quick work of Bowser and his Koopa Troop! I mean, it's not like...

April 2018 Bonus Content - Itchy Brains 2: "The Shape of Water" and Ethical Erotica from 2018-04-30T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for April 2018. The original description follows:

It's that time again. Instead of Smash Fiction's usual brand of yelling and ma...

109 - Hiro Protagonist vs. Sombra from 2018-04-29T07:58:28

In the year 20[redacted], the world has fallen into a super-cool but depressingly corporate cyberpunk dystopia, black leather and robot parts are always in fashion, and information is the #1 cur...

108 - Black Panther vs. Vixen (feat. Hub) from 2018-04-22T13:00

When Mari McCabe, a.k.a. Vixen, learns of her ancestors' long-lost artifacts, extremely reliable Internet sources lead her to Wakanda. However, the king of Wakanda, Black Panther, holds the safe...

Surprise Party 2 - A Few Hopes from 2018-04-15T12:00

Surprise Party is back, and just in time, because it's a period of civil war and somebody needs to blow up that damn Death Star! Of course, it won't be Princess Leia and her friends on ...

107 - Captain Jack Harkness vs. Captain Jack Sparrow (feat. Hannah Pascoe and Sharon Schneiderman) from 2018-04-08T09:41:47

Through a complicated series of events that could only have sprung from the sick and convoluted mind of Judge Miles, two of fiction's most adventurous, sex-crazed swashbucklers have found themse...

Extraordinary League 27 - Veni Vidi Yoshi from 2018-04-02T13:00

Having safely infiltrated Grimgrim Prison, our heroes must now find a way of freeing the Yoshi inmates from their Koopa captors. How long can they keep their true identities a secret before all ...

Extraordinary League 26.5 - A Study in Sugar from 2018-04-01T14:00

Happy April Fool's Day, listeners! Worry not, your regularly-scheduled League episode will be up tomorrow (April 2nd), but we decided to give you a little something extra on this most special of...

March 2018 Bonus Content - "Skeletor Symphony No. 1" from 2018-03-31T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for March 2018. The original description follows:

I think it's safe to say that writing this song has been an exploration of Ske...

106 - Old Han Solo vs. Old Indiana Jones vs. Old Rick Deckard from 2018-03-25T13:00

Nazis. Why'd it have to be Nazis? And on the moon, of all places.

When space Nazis kidnap president James Marshall right off his Air Force One, NASA makes use of SCIENCE! to summon three ...

Collaboratory 2 - Don't You Forget About Me from 2018-03-18T08:19:06

Smash Metafiction presents the second episode of Collaboratory, in which Claire Mulkerin guides three other Smash Fiction hosts through a collaborative storytelling process using the characters,...

105 - Ivy Valentine vs. Morrigan Aensland vs. Kitana from 2018-03-11T12:00:29

A dispute over a minor magical artifact turns into a battle of the dark princesses of fighting games, as whip fetishist and least-dressed Soul Calibur character Ivy Valentine takes on Darkstalke...

Extraordinary League 26 - Shell Shock from 2018-03-04T14:00

Some difficulties during recording mean that this episode is a bit shorter than normal, but you still get a giant helping of Mushroom Kingdom action and intrigue! The League (and their new compa...

104 - Yuri on Ice vs. Blades of Glory (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2018-02-25T15:00

We've got winter sports fever here at Smash Fiction, so we've put together the ultimate showcase of figure skating athleticism for your listening pleasure! Japan's Yuri Katsuki joins with his ri...

Surprise Party 1 - One Fellowship To Rule Them All from 2018-02-18T10:30:52

It's another episode of Smash Metafiction, featuring the debut of a new experimental game -- Surprise Party! Drawing from fictional characters across the multiverse, the Smash Fiction hosts buil...

103 - Kirk and Spock vs. Frodo and Sam (feat. Kris Newton and Katrina Ehrnman-Newton) from 2018-02-11T15:00

Well, listeners, it's finally happened. It was inevitable, really. It was clear right from the beginning that one day, these events would occur. Most of us never believed in the prophecy, but he...

Extraordinary League 25 - Pipe Dream from 2018-02-04T15:00

Now that the siege on Castle Grayskull has been broken, the League is finally able to catch their breath and begin to rebuild. Old injuries are addressed, new status quos are examined, and threa...

Extraordinary League - January 2018 Bonus Episode from 2018-01-29T14:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for January 2018. The original description follows:

Thanks to your continued support, I am... proud?... to bring you the latest ...

102 - The Phantom of the Opera vs. Sweeney Todd (feat. Rafael Medina) from 2018-01-28T16:12:43

What happens when the Opera Populaire's legendary Phantom and the man known as Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, start killing people simultaneously in a Paris that is now under th...

Collaboratory 1 - Here There Be Dragons from 2018-01-21T15:57:45

In the inaugural episode of Smash Metafiction, Claire guides the Smash Fic hosts through a collaborative storytelling exercise that we like to call... Collaboratory. For reasons that are evident...

101 - Orko vs. Rincewind from 2018-01-14T08:34:15

Son of a...really, magic? Really? All we were trying to do was cast a simple spell to create a podcast episode where two bumbling, no-talent magicians square off in a contest of raw incompetence...

Extraordinary League 24 - Swords and Sorceresses from 2018-01-07T15:00

The final showdown between the League and Demona has arrived, with the Power of Grayskull hanging in the balance! Can Helena's newfound might help the heroes to stand against Demona and her army...

December 2017 Bonus Episode: Revenge of the Miles from 2017-12-31T14:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for December 2017. The original description follows:

Welcome to another bonus episode featuring your favorite curmudgeonly Smash...

SMASH BASH II from 2017-12-31T10:11:41

With a mind-melting 100 episodes in the can, it's once again time for Smash Fiction's season finale, the Smash Bash Championship! All six hosts join forces yet again, this time to draft teams of...

100 - Yuri Orlov vs. Randall "Memphis" Raines vs. Eddie King vs. Joe vs. Speckles the Mole from 2017-12-25T08:29:10

100 episodes. Holy shit. We don't entirely know how this happened, but we do know that it wouldn't have happened without all of you. So thank you, from the bottom of all our cockles, an...

99 - Prince Zuko vs. Firestar vs. Roy Mustang vs. Chandra Nalaar from 2017-12-17T21:46:28

Question: For about an hour, why was the Fire Princess' kingdom Armageddon?

Answer: THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

Four fire-themed characters turn up the heat on one another and the advoc...

98 - Revan vs. Galen "Starkiller" Marek (feat. Neal Butler) from 2017-12-10T07:52:19

With another Star Wars movie upon us, the Smash Fiction crew Force-leaps back into the world of magic mind bullets and dueling space priests, a place where lightsabers clash, lightning flies, an...

Extraordinary League 23 - Grayskullduggery from 2017-12-03T15:00

It's a dark time for our heroes as the traitorous Demona has claimed the Power of Grayskull! Unable to face her and her forces directly, the League is forced to resort to sneakier, subtler, and ...

97 - Beatrix Kiddo vs. Imperator Furiosa from 2017-11-26T13:00

Oh, what an episode! What a lovely episode! When Furiosa, the most feared and respected Imperator of post-apocalyptic Australia suddenly escapes with Immortan Joe's wives, she expected at least ...

96 - Roger Rabbit vs. The Mask from 2017-11-19T11:29:05

Hey kids, it's time for another zany Sunday morning episode of Smash Fiction, starring your wholesome, ratings-friendly host, Hedonismbot! This week, the immensely positive role model that is th...

Chicken Jerky from 2017-11-16T14:00

This episode originally aired on Patreon as a public bonus episode in November 2017. The original description follows:

Since we try to keep our episodes around an hour long, sometimes Mil...

95 - Thor vs. Wonder Woman (feat. Matias Tautimez) from 2017-11-12T07:32:53

By the unlikely beard of Sappho! Thanks to the machinations of that fiendish trickster, Loki, the Smash Fiction Podcast must now engage in a contest of divinity that not even Claire can escape! ...

Extraordinary League 22 - Grayskull Under Siege from 2017-11-05T14:00

With the memory of their harrowing escape from Nexus City still fresh in their minds, the League decides to take some well-deserved downtime in Castle Grayskull. But it turns out that even extre...

October 2017 Bonus Content - Itchy Brains: Unanswered Questions from 2017-10-31T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for October 2017. The original description follows:

Hey folks. This month our bonus content is gonna be part of a possible serie...

94 - Dracula vs. Dracula vs. Dracula vs. Dracula from 2017-10-29T14:00

Smashtoberfest '17 comes to an explosive end in the second of our episodes that could realistically be titled "#YesAllDraculas!" The Count Dracula from Bram Stoker's most famous work has been ki...

93 - Michonne vs. White Walkers (feat. Jaime Smith and Money) from 2017-10-22T16:42:42

In the third installment of Smashtoberfest 2017, a certain ragged group of zombie apocalypse survivors hanging out in Georgia have officially seen just about all they care to see of the walking ...

92 - Five Nights at Freddy's vs. The Scooby Gang from 2017-10-15T18:16:12

Jinkies, gang! Some really strange stuff has been happening over at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Apparently the lovable animatronic animals have been walking around on their own, appearing suddenly i...

91 - Jack Torrance vs. Annie Wilkes from 2017-10-08T16:40:27

Smashtoberfest is upon us once again, and we're kicking things off with a contest between two Stephen King villains -- specifically, two Stephen King villains who were brought to life by transce...

Extraordinary League 21 - The Invasion of Nexus City from 2017-10-01T14:00

Well, looks like Team Ohana finally got themselves a nice, shiny trophy with its nice, shiny gem! Guess they can just lean back and relax now, right? ...oh wait, there's a giant Phyrexian invasi...

September 2017 Bonus Content: "A Body of Art...work" from 2017-09-29T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for September 2017. The original description follows:

Oh man, where to start with this bizarre song. As decided by many of you, ...

90 - River Tam vs. Leeloo (feat. Sharon Schneiderman) from 2017-09-24T15:55:53

Even in the midst of the ever-expanding Astro-kerfuffle, if you've got a job, the crew of the Serenity can do it. Don't much care what it is. Even if the job is to help a weird guy name...

Spaaace JAM! from 2017-09-19T13:00

This episode originally aired on Patreon as a public bonus episode in September 2017. The original description follows:

During some behind-the-scenes silliness, Space Jam came up in a ran...

89 - Newt Scamander vs. Hiccup Haddock from 2017-09-17T18:16:07

In the latest match dictated by a Smash Fiction Patron, there's a dragon on the loose, and two dragon tamers in town! Well, one dragon tamer, at the very least; Berk native Hiccup Haddock litera...

88 - Daria Morgendorffer vs. Don Draper from 2017-09-10T09:05:47

In an airport bar somewhere in this terrifying, apocalyptic world in which modern youth consumption trends indicate that disaffected teens are no longer being swayed by advertising, 1960s Madiso...

Extraordinary League 20 - Danger Zone from 2017-09-03T14:00

With the dark truth behind the Nexus Tournament revealed, the League faces down the magic-using, shapeshifting villain who's been manipulating everything. Can they put a stop to his evil machina...

August 2017 Bonus Episode - Who Judges Judgment Day? from 2017-09-03T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for August 2017. The original description follows:

We asked you what you wanted in the crosshairs of my neverending hatred, and ...

87 - Derek Zoolander vs. Gracie Hart from 2017-08-27T17:36:58

...IN this week's episode...it's so simple! Well, the setup is simple enough. A terrorist, a modeling reality show, a disaster in the making, and only two people who can save the day and look gr...

86 - Xenomorphs vs. Tyranids vs. Zerg from 2017-08-20T14:00

Colin is judging all the way from space this week (presumably because his bosses didn't like him) and his voice transmission got degraded a little from its trip through the wormhole, but all tha...

85 - Rick Deckard vs. Major Kusanagi from 2017-08-13T14:00

In the first of many matches conceived by one of our supporters on Patreon, Smash Fiction dives into the smoke-filled, neon-lit world of cybernoir! A Cylon has crash-landed in the futuristic cit...

Extraordinary League 19 - Conquer Your World from 2017-08-06T14:00

The Lightning Round has broken free of its usual constraints and found its way over to Extraordinary League! Because apparently we now can't have a plot arc without a musical episode, Team Ohana...

2nd Anniversary Special from 2017-08-02T20:35:16

It wouldn't be Smash Fiction if our 2nd Anniversary Special wasn't released the day after our anniversary, so here it is! Clearly we're not getting any better, but our listeners inexplicably don...

Extraordinary League - July 2017 Bonus Episode from 2017-07-31T13:00

This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for July 2017. The original description follows:

Well, you did it. We sent out a poll at the beginning of the month to see which...

84 - Granny Weatherwax vs. Minerva McGonagall (feat. RoShawn DiLodovico and Marissa Bond) from 2017-07-30T15:40:33

In this educational, no-nonsense episode (featuring very little education and a great deal of nonsense), two of fiction's sharpest-tongued and most magically bad-ass witches settle a long-standi...

Character Creation - Brock Samson from 2017-07-28T21:15:19

If you're a Smash Fiction Patron, you're about to get access to a brand-new bonus episode of Extraordinary League! You also got to vote on who plays which characters, which means, among other th...

83 - Daenerys Targaryen vs. Princess Mononoke from 2017-07-24T00:59:35

After a tense electoral race, the Patron votes are in, and the Mother of Dragons herself, Daenerys Targaryen, is returning at long last to Smash Fiction, and also returing at even longer last......

82 - EDI vs. Cortana from 2017-07-16T08:23:46

Smash Fiction returns to its favorite large and unspecified setting -- SPAAAAAAACE -- for a match between artificial intelligences and their mutually amazing ability to hack computers, fly space...

81 - Amaterasu vs. Aslan from 2017-07-09T15:37:34

Everyone knows cats and dogs don't play well together, and when the cats and dogs in question also happen to be deities, things can get pretty hairy. Responding to the desperate prayers of the d...

Extraordinary League 18 - Penthouse Throwdown from 2017-07-02T14:00

The path to victory never runs smooth. In the case of the Extraordinary League, it means that the two groups they've most screwed over since their arrival in Nexus City have simultaneously arriv...

80 - John Wick vs. Léon the Professional from 2017-06-25T14:00

Things just keep getting worse for the Hamburglar. First his ex-employer placed a huge bounty on his head, then he had to find a way to improbably escape two of fiction's greatest manhunters-for...

79 - Aquaman vs. Namor (feat. Hub and Brad Bultman) from 2017-06-18T14:00

Arthur "Aquaman" Curry and Namor "the Sub-Mariner" McKenzie may be the kings of their own respective Atlantises, but when a mysterious "BLOOP" draws the two maritime monarchs into a universe whe...

78 - Master Splinter vs. General Iroh (feat. Lucas Brown) from 2017-06-11T14:00

Billy and Jimmy Lee, the boys from Double Dragon, have finally hit their breaking point. Both desirous of the amorous attentions of the beautiful Marian (and both completely oblivious to her dis...

Extraordinary League 17.5 - The Morningstar Job from 2017-06-04T14:00

The gang's not all here this month, so we decided to do a side/prequel adventure featuring another cell of the Extraordinary League. Want to see a crossover between Overwatch, Planetary, Steven ...

77 - The Plastics vs. The Christian Jewels (feat. Scott Brown) from 2017-05-28T14:00

Both North Shore High and American Eagle High have sadly been closed, and their respective student bodies have been combined into one at the brand-new Sebastian Valmont High School. However, hig...

76 - Hades vs. Jafar vs. Ursula vs. Dr. Facilier from 2017-05-21T14:00

Thanks to the votes of our wonderful backers on Patreon, we bring you this four-way battle of sorcerous Disney villains!

The kingdom of King Stefan has suffered many hardships recently. T...

75 - Calvin vs. Doug Funnie from 2017-05-14T14:00

When you're 11 years old, there's no money like babysitting money, especially when you're babysitting as a favor to the beautiful Patti Mayonnaise. That's how Doug Funnie finds himself at a neig...

Extraordinary League 17 - Pokéballs and Wrecking Balls from 2017-05-07T14:00

The Nexus Tournament is in full swing, and the League find themselves up against their first real opponent: a young boy and his six closest magical animal friends! The eyes of the city are upon ...

74 - Cloud Strife vs. Himura Kenshin vs. Siegfried Schtauffen from 2017-04-30T09:00

Beautiful boys with beautiful blades battle in beautiful, beautiful ways in this week's contest of deadly swords and unspeakable regrets. When word reaches him of the existence of the demonic we...

73 - Superman vs. Goku (feat. Joshua Taulbee and Spike) from 2017-04-23T07:45:30

Because you demanded it, two of the most powerful, literally godlike beings in the multiverse collide as the first superhero and the last son of Krypton takes on the legendary Super-Saiyan leade...

72 - Immortan Joe vs. Lord Humungus (feat. Diamond Jay) from 2017-04-16T10:14:46

We'd advise you to buckle up for this episode, but here in the post-apocalyptic Outback, there's no such thing as seatbelts. Mad Max Rockatansky did battle with the burn victim warlord of leathe...

71 - Zoe Washburne vs. Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (feat. Celine Modschiedler and Neal Butler) from 2017-04-09T17:07:17

At this point, even Miles has to admit that this multiversal space war thing is getting a little out of hand. As the judge, all he had to do was come up with a reason for Zoe Washburne, the bad-...

Extraordinary League 16 - Fists of Furry from 2017-04-02T14:00

The League may have hacked their way into a qualifying match, but they still have to win it if they want to get into the Nexus Tournament! Will they be able to stand up to a team of animalistic,...

70.5 - April Fools 2: 2 Foolish, 2 April from 2017-04-01T08:26:16

It's that time of year again when the Smash Fiction Podcast takes about 30 minutes out of its regular programming schedule to go completely and utterly insane (more so than usual, that is). This...

70 - Wolverine vs. Predators (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2017-03-26T14:00

Just in time for our action-packed 70th episode, your favorite wrist-bladed, plasmacaster packing, drawn-out laughing manhunter is back! Only this time, there's three of them, they're from a dif...

69 - Mordin Solus vs. Spock from 2017-03-19T10:39:29

These are just a few of the audio tracks we've recorded, and as you can hear, it isn't what we thought. There's been no war here, Well, unless you count the huge cross-dimensional space war that...

68 - James Bond vs. Jason Bourne from 2017-03-12T14:00

Spy vs. spy takes on a whole new meaning this week, as the rebooted (but still all kinds of suave) MI6 agent known as 007 and the amnesiac ex-CIA agent Jason Bourne attempt to beat each other to...

Extraordinary League 15 - Into the Arena from 2017-03-05T15:00

Still bearing the scars of their adventures in Westeros, the League gets some well-deserved R&R in the halls of Castle Greyskull. However, they are soon sent on their next mission into a world u...

Extraordinary League 14.5 - New Moon from 2017-02-28T15:00

In this bonus episode of Extraordinary League, we find ourselves in Phyrexia, where a young woman has been taken by the alien invaders. Should she survive, her magical powers would prove invalua...

67 - Hermione Granger vs. Willow Rosenberg (feat. Kris Newton and Katrina Ehrnman-Newton) from 2017-02-26T19:50:54

When Sunnydale's resident black magic hacker and Hogwarts' most accomplished arcane student both find themselves needing to track down the same spell, an eldritch confrontation between the two m...

66 - Belle and the Beast vs. Aladdin and Jasmine (feat. Sharon Holden) from 2017-02-19T09:04:45

Ever wonder what "happily ever after" really means? Well, for two of Disney's most beloved animated couples, it means marriage, honeymoon...and competition in the Newlywed Game! Provincial Frenc...

65 - Baldur's Gate vs. Dragon Age from 2017-02-12T09:56:55

For decades, its legend has endured, striking fear into the hearts of Dungeons and Dragons players everywhere. The mere mention of its name has been known to drive groups of lifelong companions,...

Extraordinary League 14 - A Song of Ice from 2017-02-05T15:00

The League's long adventure in Westeros comes to a thrilling close as Stitch, Mordin Solus, Dante Sparda, and Nico Minoru do battle with a twisted flying monstrosity and finally discover the tru...

64 - Radical Edward vs. Elliot Alderson vs. Nomi Marks vs. Daisy "Skye" Johnson from 2017-01-29T06:59:29

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63 - Morpheus vs. Li Mu Bai from 2017-01-22T15:00

Have your deep philosophical statements ready and get ready to fly, kids, because swords and stage wires are about to cross in deadly but also awesome fashion! Morpheus, one of the major leaders...

62 - Mystique vs. The Question (feat. Madeline Thomas and Anton Balane) from 2017-01-15T09:32:40

In Gotham City, evil has always worn many faces. But even Gotham has never faced a villain to which that description applies so literally. The shape-changing mutant known as Mystique is in town,...

61 - Oberyn Martell vs. Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad from 2017-01-08T21:03:05

When peace in a strange version of the historic Middle East that somehow includes aliens and magic apples is threatened by a beautiful bisexual nobleman with a taste for wine, spicy food, and ve...

Extraordinary League 13 - Fight of the Living Dead from 2017-01-01T14:00

The Smash Fiction hosts are (almost) all together in the same room to ring in the new year with a new episode of Extraordinary League! The League's latest adventure sees them join forces with th...

60 - Ghost Rider vs. Balthazar Blake vs. John Milton vs. Peter Loew from 2016-12-25T15:00

Merry Cagemas, dear listeners, and welcome to Cage Match 2: The Cagening! Yes, it's another four-way battle of Nicolas Cage characters to celebrate this undeniably remarkable, yet thoroughly ins...

59 - Rogue Squadron vs. Team Star Fox (feat. Rafael Medina) from 2016-12-18T15:00

It is a period of civil war. Well, civil might not be the right word, considering that the various parties aren't exactly localized and were pretty much the opposite of united, but the other par...

58 - The Incredibles vs. Big Hero 6 (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2016-12-11T19:02:43

He may have spun off into his own solo series, but Colin "Stormtongue" Mulkerin is always up for a good old nostalgic crossover! Bringing with him the intrepid Brad Bultman, Colin returns to Sma...

Extraordinary League 12 - Waking The Dragon from 2016-12-04T19:01:21

The quest for the Stone of Grace has led the League from one side of Westeros to another, and has finally led them into the frozen wasteland north of the Wall. There, numerous dangers await, inc...

57 - Anya Amasova vs. Xenia Onatopp vs. Wai Lin vs. Vesper Lynd from 2016-11-27T15:00

When you need someone rescued from a high-tech, heavily-guarded compound, you send in James Bond, MI6 Agent 007. But what if the person who needs to be rescued is Bond himself? When England's to...

56 - Ryu and Chun-Li vs. Scorpion and Mileena from 2016-11-20T15:00

In Smash Fiction's first team-up match, Shao Khan and the realm of Outworld decide to invade Earth... which isn't all that out of character, except that this particular version of Earth doesn't ...

55 - Doctor Strange vs. Voldemort from 2016-11-13T15:00

By the Perplexing Patronuses of Pottermore! There's evil afoot! Well...not afoot, exactly. More like a-slither. Lord Voldemort, aka He Who Must Not Be Named, the most powerful dark wizard of all...

Extraordinary League 11 - Retaking the Black from 2016-11-06T14:00

The end of the League's quest in Westeros is in sight... when they find a capital-W Wall in front of them. Do they deal with the taciturn black-clad Night's Watch and their newly-elected Lord Co...

54 - Freddy Krueger vs. Nemesis vs. Jack Skellington vs. Imhotep from 2016-10-30T18:31:42

It's a beautiful day on the campus of Monsters University...a beautiful day for the Scare Games, that is! As per usual, teams of monsters will compete in five grueling events -- Toxicity Challen...

53 - Candyman vs. Slender Man from 2016-10-23T11:43:53

One kills to ensure that he is still feared. The other stalks those who dare to speak his name. When the kids in north side Chicago stop talking about the hook-handed, bee-infested urban legend ...

52 - Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George vs. John Carpenter's The Thing from 2016-10-16T14:00

Smashtoberfest continues with one of the most unique matches ever: a contest of horror movie survival, starring the most famous sitcom characters of the '90s! Yes, the four unforgettably despica...

51 - Skeletor vs. Mumm-Ra from 2016-10-09T14:00

Put on your muscle shirt, break out your best evil laugh, and prepare for an epic Smashtoberfest confrontation between ancient mummies and skeleton demons...as only 1980s cartoon shows can deliv...

Extraordinary League 10 - #YesAllDraculas from 2016-10-02T14:00

Having made their way to the near-abandoned castle of Winterfell in search of the Stone of Grace, the League is awakened by a mysterious figure, who reveals himself to be the infamous undead blo...

SMASH BASH I from 2016-09-25T14:00

Fifty episodes of Smash Fiction have come and gone...but we remain unsatistifed! After all, how can we tell which of our fifty winners is truly the best of the best? In celebration of the comple...

50 - Cyborg vs. Robocop vs. Inspector Gadget from 2016-09-18T16:52:16

Colin's underwater robot volcano fortress has inexplicably failed to transform into the talking submarine that traditionally transports him to the surface for recording...but that won't stop the...

49 - Batgirl vs. Spider-Gwen from 2016-09-12T00:03:20

When a bomb threat goes unheeded during a swag police fundraiser, it's a good thing to have a superhero on hand. After all, comic book police officers can't protect themselves from much of anyth...

Extraordinary League 9 - The Wolves of Winter from 2016-09-04T14:00

Fresh from their box office-breaking performance in King's Landing, the League travels north to Winterfell in search of the ever-elusive Stone of Grace. But the road to adventure is never easy, ...

48 - Wander vs. Cthulhu from 2016-08-28T14:00

Ia! Ia! Colossus fhtagn! Having destroyed fifteen of the sixteen colossi required to bring his maybe-not-actually-but-let's-face-it-probably girlfriend Mono back to life, the boy called Wander r...

47 - Dethklok vs. Wyld Stallyns (feat. Spike and Joshua Taulbee) from 2016-08-21T08:43:14

Two of fiction's most brutally metal and/or totally righteous musical groups are on course for audio animosity...but this is no ordinary battle of the bands. The winners of this guitar squealing...

46 - HAL 9000 vs. GLaDOS (feat. Rafael Medina) from 2016-08-14T18:35:22

Due to a bizarre series of events involving Buddhist Sith Lords, Spanish Jedi, and Darth Vader's growing ennui (because Smash Fiction continuity is awesome) the First Order's new superweapon pro...

Extraordinary League 8 - The Show Must Go On from 2016-08-07T10:10:43

Come one, come all! In honor of the name day of King Joffrey I Baratheon, the hastily-named Troupe of the Wandering Storm is pleased to present a musical production of that most ancient and lege...

1st Anniversary Special from 2016-08-01T14:00

(NOTE: The first few minutes of this episode contain spoilers for the outcomes of the previous 45 Smash Fiction matches. The spoiler-free part of the show begins at 9:08.) Happy one-year anniver...

45 - Ellen Ripley vs. Sarah Connor from 2016-07-31T08:58:40

In space, no one can hear you say "I'll be back." The final episode of our first year brings Smash Fiction full circle, right back to robot apocalypse scenarios and arguments about the creative ...

44 - Lucille Bluth vs. Malory Archer (feat. Anton Balane) from 2016-07-24T14:00

Poor Kenneth Parcell. Ever since he took over as president of NBC, he's had to bend over backwards in order to keep the network afloat. It's not enough that he's had to rent out office space on ...

43 - Arya Stark vs. Lyra Belacqua vs. Wesley Crusher vs. Hannah Montana from 2016-07-17T14:00

Let the first annual Smash Fiction Hunger Games commence! First, from the land of Westeros (where the high lords play their game of thrones), making up for the fact that she's probably too young...

42 - Stitch vs. Toothless (feat. Kris Newton and Katrina Ehrnman-Newton) from 2016-07-10T18:44:50

This Sunday, it's a Wasteful Billionaires Network spectacular! Two children, hoping to become the rich and famous stars of a new precocious kid/adorable pet TV program...but only one contract! T...

Extraordinary League 7 - Going Medieval from 2016-07-03T15:20:12

As the League prepares to embark on its next mission, Stitch builds a nest and finds a guitar, Dante hits on a woman who is also a man, Mordin receives a very exciting gift, and Archer remembers...

41 - Malcolm Reynolds vs. Han Solo (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2016-06-26T17:19:37

Even Mal Reynolds, captain of the Firefly-class transport ship Serenity and unrepentant atheist, and Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon and longtime Force-skeptic, would have to admit th...

40 - Kefka vs. Sephiroth from 2016-06-19T19:14:24

Where do bad folks go when they die? Well, if they're the most fiendish and depraved villains of the inaptly-named Final Fantasy franchise, it seems that they are consigned to an eternity of pun...

39 - Catwoman vs. Black Cat (feat. Sharon Holden) from 2016-06-12T20:44:01

The claws come out in this battle of black-clad cat burglars, as a swag soiree thrown by the Maharaja turns into the scene of a feline-themed crime! Upon their discovery that the fabled Pink Pan...

Extraordinary League 6 - Tyrannosaurus Phyrex from 2016-06-05T16:22:22

Showdown in Jurassic Park! The heroes finally come to blows with the Phyrexians, but quickly find that the invaders have a surprise waiting for them. Thrill as Dante finds yet more vehicles to t...

38 - Daenerys Targaryen vs. Mordor (feat. Natasha Kingston and MeganBob) from 2016-05-29T16:28:29

Twenty years after the original publication of A Game of Thrones, it's finally happened (well, in Smash Fiction continuity, at least): Daenerys Targaryen is, at long last, sailing home ...

37 - Professor Farnsworth vs. Rick Sanchez (feat. Jason Ahlquist) from 2016-05-22T16:13:52

A seat has opened up in the Great Board of S.C.I.E.N.T.I.S.T., composed of the most brilliant scientific minds in all dimensions, and fictional braniacs everywhere want in...but none more so tha...

36 - Carmen Sandiego vs. Waldo from 2016-05-15T17:18:25

It's an ancient game, a dance that has played out over and over again since time immemorial, a deadly ballet of hunter and hunted, predator and prey...hide and seek! But if the legendary Boba Fe...

35 - Hawkeye vs. Merida vs. Legolas vs. Robin Hood from 2016-05-08T16:58:35

Notch...draw...bullshit! In a desperate effort to keep King Joffrey Baratheon from being bored on his name day, four of the greatest archers in all fiction have been summoned to compete in a gre...

Extraordinary League 5 - When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth from 2016-05-01T23:16:36

The League's adventures in Jurassic Park continue as Mordin Solus, Dante Sparda, Sterling Archer, and Stitch -- along with their new companions, Lara Croft, Roland Deschain, Zero, and a friendly...

34 - Simba vs. Shere Khan from 2016-04-24T22:57:28

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games! Following a mysterious sign from above, Shere Khan, the most feared predator in all of India, has left his usual hunting grounds and set his sight...

33 - Harry Dresden vs. John Constantine from 2016-04-17T19:14:50

In a bizarre confluence of Smash Fiction continuity, Iago has made off with the Tome of Eternal Darkness! Two of the noir-iest spell-slinging detectives in the English-speaking world are called ...

32 - Ash Ketchum vs. Jurassic Park (feat. Joshua Taulbee and Spike) from 2016-04-10T09:12:25

As an undisputed master of catching them all (even the deadly and mysterious 151st) a bored Ash Ketchum simply can't resist the lure of an entire island populated by exotic and new species (or r...

Extraordinary League 4 - Raptors All Up In The Kitchen from 2016-04-03T17:39:53

The League's adventures continue as they search for lost comrades in a dinosaur-infested jungle and uncover an unsettling truth about one of their own. Can Stitch make friends with monsters? Wil...

31.5 - Dan vs. Colin (feat. Tim Mulkerin) from 2016-04-01T19:47:51

Bet you folks didn't see this coming! Smash Fiction's April Fool's Day bonus episode is the shortest, craziest, most self-indulgent show yet! Who will prevail in this Battle of Mulkerins (featur...

31 - Captain Kirk vs. Commander Shepard from 2016-03-27T16:32:25

In space, no one can hear you swipe through Tinder -- sorry, Space Tinder. Captain James T. Kirk and Commander Jane Shepard, each on a mission to find some space lovin', wind up at a party in Mo...

30 - Carrie vs. Matilda from 2016-03-20T15:05:28

Kids today. First it's pot, then it's telekinesis, and the next thing you know, an abused, introverted rage monster like Carrie White is rampaging all over Shermer High School. This is exactly w...

29 - Dante Sparda vs. Deadpool (feat. MeganBob) from 2016-03-13T17:54:35

They hunt their targets, they swing awesome swords, they quip with the best, and they look damn good (in red) doing it! But on Smash Fiction, the devil who might cry sometime when no one is look...

Extraordinary League 3 - Hold On To Your Butts from 2016-03-06T16:15:56

This week on Extraordinary League: Mordin goes bird-catching, Stitch destroys a kitchen, Dante learns Prince Adam's favorite recipe for Lunchables, and Miles lives out his 19-year-old Dead or Al...

28 - Judge Dredd vs. V from 2016-02-28T17:39:37

Under the spreading chestnut tree, V fought Dredd and Dredd fought V! The Fawkes-faced anarchist and the majestic-chinned lawman have arrived in 1984's Airstrip One, where they immediately come ...

27 - Iceman vs. Ice King vs. Sub-Zero vs. Elsa from 2016-02-21T20:13:57

There are consequences for ripping a giant hole in the fabric of reality, Lord Asriel. One of them is that Iorek Byrnison and his bears have to find a new home. Ice. The other is that four maste...

26 - Iago vs. Ron and Hermione from 2016-02-14T19:42:28

In this extra-romantic Valentine's Day match, longtime lovebirds Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger from the world of Harry Potter return to Hogwarts for some continuing education, but trouble awa...

Extraordinary League 2 - From Here To Eternia from 2016-02-07T09:52:32

It's time for the second episode of Extraordinary League, Smash Fiction's monthly actual-play RPG special! Our heroes -- Dante Sparda, Sterling Archer, Mordin Solus, and Stitch -- have escaped t...

25 - Witchblade vs. Ryuko Matoi from 2016-01-31T19:57:18

Oh, those wacky superheroes and their misunderstandings. Answering a call for help to deal with the escaped Venom symbiote, two of the multiverse's deadliest cosplayers -- Detective Sara Pezzini...

24 - Katniss Everdeen vs. Jon Snow from 2016-01-24T15:28:25

Thanks to the inexplicable but still totally fiendish machinations of certain Marvel Comics villains (you'll never guess who), District 12's celebrity star of the deadly Hunger Games, Katniss Ev...

23 - Aang vs. Captain Planet (feat. Tim Mulkerin) from 2016-01-17T17:13

It's an environmentalist battle of the four (Five? Four and a half?) elements as Gaia's pun-slinging, green-mulleted global defender, Captain Planet, clashes with the fun-loving, arrow-tattooed ...

22 - Jareth the Goblin King vs. Frank N. Furter (feat. Madeline Thomas) from 2016-01-12T00:37:11

We must be doing the Time Warp again, or maybe Twilight was all just a dream, because Bella Swan never made it to Forks, WA, after all. Stranded in the middle of nowhere on the rainy night, she ...

Extraordinary League 1 - Escape From Phyrexia from 2016-01-04T02:51:28

It's time for the first official episode of Extraordinary League, the actual-play RPG podcast featuring the co-hosts of Smash Fiction! Mordin Solus, Dante Sparda, Sterling Archer, and Stitch fin...

21 - Castor Troy vs. Cameron Poe vs. Edward Malus vs. Ben Gates from 2015-12-27T20:39:23

Smash Fiction wishes you a ridiculous and wonderful holiday season by celebrating the most ridiculous and wonderful person on Earth...Nicolas Cage! In solidarity with the Flophouse Podcast's cel...

20 - Riddick vs. Daredevil (feat. MeganBob) from 2015-12-21T00:30:40

Justice is blind, but there's a surgical fix for that -- you just have to kill a few people. After another daring, corpse-ridden escape from another intergalactic prison, the convicted murderer ...

19 - Darth Maul vs. Darth Tyranus vs. Darth Vader from 2015-12-16T10:46:44

Just in time for The Force Awakens, Smash Fiction brings you a three-way showdown of the Sith! Emperor Palpatine has force-resurrected (it's probably a real thing, just go with it) his three gre...

18 - Kirby vs. No-Face vs. Homer Simpson from 2015-12-06T23:34:17

Smash Fiction's special Thanksgiving episode is a gut-bursting three-way eating contest featuring the multiverse's most gluttonous face-stuffers! Kirby of Dreamland, No-Face from Spirited Away, ...

17 - Geralt vs. Link (feat. Andrew Madden) from 2015-11-29T23:42:42

Oh, horrors! Geralt of Rivia and Link of Hyrule have somehow arrived on the mysterious island of "England," where they are charged by God to seek the Holy Grail! Which magic-wielding, sword-swin...

Extraordinary League 0 - Introducing the League from 2015-11-23T00:12:06

Welcome to an actual-play RPG podcast, Smash Fiction style! Our planned offering for this week, Geralt vs. Link had to be moved to next week due to a scheduling conflict, but we've been waiting ...

16 - Spinal Tap vs. Flight of the Conchords (feat. Hannah Pascoe) from 2015-11-15T10:41:57

In the biggest Battle of the Bands in fictional music history, two groups have advanced to the finals: the legendary rockers Spinal Tap (one of Britain's loudest groups) and the obscure New Zeal...

15 - Mike and Sulley vs. Mulder and Scully (feat. Kris Newton and Katrina Ehrnman-Newton) from 2015-11-08T10:52:48

Monstropolis is in crisis again, as its connection to the human world has begun to fray! To solve the problem, Monsters Inc. has sent its top agents, Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan, on a jo...

14 - Buffy vs. Blade (feat. Brad Bultman) from 2015-11-02T05:56:48

When a coven of vampires in Austria commits a grisly series of murders, Buffy Summers and Eric "Blade" Brooks know exactly what to do. It's suckhead staking season...but which deadly scourge of ...

13 - Ghostbusters vs. Silent Hill (feat. Rafael Medina) from 2015-10-25T09:57:52

In Smash Fiction's special Halloween episode, that peerless band of exorcists-for-hire, the Ghostbusters, travel to the small, shrouded resort town known as Silent Hill. Can Venkman, Ray, Egon, ...

12 - Maleficent vs. The Wicked Witch of the West (feat. Tim Mulkerin) from 2015-10-18T10:15:32

The two most famously scorned and slandered spell-slingers in the history of black magic are up to their old tricks again. After being snubbed out of a party invitation, Maleficent and the Wicke...

11 - Brock Samson vs. Sterling Archer from 2015-10-11T12:00:54

The villainous Monarch will choke on his own hatred before allowing Dr. Thaddeus Venture to show off his new invention at the science expo! To foil his arch-enemy, the Monarch hires the covert a...

10 - Inigo Montoya vs. Zorro (feat. Anton Balane and Brad Bultman) from 2015-10-04T19:38:33

Smash Fiction friends Anton Balane and Brad Bultman join the show for a battle of fencing, buckle-swashing, and romance, as the beautiful (though somewhat withdrawn) Princess Elsa has drawn the ...

9 - Lich King vs. Kerrigan vs. Diablo from 2015-09-27T18:51:56

In an all-important quest for better Hearthstone cards, Arthas, the Lich King, Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades, and Diablo, the Lord of Terror, find themselves in the land of Skyrim. Each of the t...

8 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Gargoyles from 2015-09-20T18:23:14

Fighting has broken out on the streets of New York City! Of couse, that's hardly unusual in and of itself, but in this case, the battle involves four anthropomorphoid reptiles, five gothic archi...

7 - Indiana Jones vs. Lara Croft from 2015-09-13T20:28:31

Two of the most celebrated discoverers of ancient evil stuff in pop culture history suddenly find themselves in the mysterious land of Hyrule...but only one can get home again! Which of them wil...

6 - Speed Racer vs. Ghost Rider vs. Vanellope von Schweetz vs. Mad Max from 2015-09-06T22:17:36

In the not-too-distant future, the biggest race in the mega-sport spectacle known as Mario Kart is contested between Speed Racer, Ghost Rider, Vanellope von Schweetz, and Mad Max. Which accelera...

5 - Batman vs. Dr. Doom from 2015-08-30T08:02:44

The legend of the Batman has reached the ears of one Victor von Doom. Ever-desirous of proving himself superior, Doom sets a cunning trap for Batman, who naturally observes it's trap-ness and co...

4 - Gandalf vs. Dumbledore from 2015-08-23T10:13:08

The most powerful wizards of popular fantasy engage in epic magical combat as they attempt to rid the world of an ancient evil! Will Gandalf be subdued by charms and transmutation, or is it Dumb...

3 - Master Chief vs. Samus Aran from 2015-08-16T16:06:26

Weyland-Yutani has suffered another Aliens-related setback, and have hired a pair of bounty hunters to bail them out. Will Samus Aran's skills at rolling herself through small places help her re...

2 - Power Rangers vs. Godzilla from 2015-08-09T16:37:18

Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi! Rita Repulsa has convinced Godzilla to attack Angel Grove! The Power Rangers Zord up to defend their hometown against this walking nuclear disaster! Which nerd icon will prevail?...

1 - Terminator vs. Predator from 2015-08-02T18:34:35

The Predator has caught John Connor's scent. The Terminator has arrived to protect him. Which nerd icon will prevail?