Podcasts by South of Classy

Episode 31: Pre-Quarantine Innocence from 2020-10-12T10:00

We pulled a sneaky on you here—this one’s from the archive. Recorded in September of 2019, this was the last episode before our hiatus. As we didn’t want it to go to waste, we thought, “you know...

Episode 30: Five Years, Forty Goals from 2020-10-05T10:00

Welcome to our first guest of 2020! Through this hour, we talk about our before 40 bucket lists, provide a long-awaited D&D update, and we try to make Chris’s cat Instagram famous. Surprise, sur...

Episode 29: Season Two Never Looked so Good from 2020-09-28T10:00

And… we’re alive. Back in action this week to do a terrible job explaining the year we went missing. What do we talk about first? Of COURSE we talk about Woo’s longing for the closed casinos. St...

Episode 28: Talking in Concert from 2019-08-05T11:00

Everyone loves a good concert, and we talk about our favorites through the years. Here’s a spoiler, we’re basically best friends with a member of the Wu Tang Clan. Also, Steve splurges on drinks...

Episode 27: It's a CONSPIRACY! from 2019-07-22T11:00

You know what this episode has that others don’t? A special guest! Well, a guest. Some guy. OK... a dude wandered into the studio while we were recording and we put him on the podcast.

Ei...

Episode 26: Heartbreak, Dealbreakers, and Gumball Machines from 2019-06-24T11:00

On this episode, we fulfill promises and talk about Fat Thor.

The guys discuss their ideal mates. Basically, we need our ride-or-die chicks. But nobody who likes olives. Dealbreaker. Also...

Episode 25: Our Big, Whopping Personalities from 2019-06-03T11:00

On this episode, the guys talk about the true individuals they’ve met in their lives. Big personalities are relatable, and need to be discussed. If you’ve ever met anyone named “Big Earl,” he is...

Episode 24: All Things Apocalypse from 2019-05-27T11:00

Woo wants to do steroids, but Steve interrupts, and introduces a new game. He probably stole it from Jeopardy, and he only thought of one. Don’t expect much.

Steve may be a fancy boy, but...

Episode 23: Full Nerd Mode from 2019-05-14T00:00:41

Guess what time it is? It’s time for a Dungeons and Dragons Update! Steve is a Bard. Everyone else is a jerk. Also, everyone gets toasted.

Tiger woods. He did it. Again. We discuss the im...

Episode 22: Sandbagging Through ESL from 2019-05-06T11:00

On this episode, Woo walks us through sandbagging through ESL. Sure, he says he needed it, but he still listens to Dave Matthews. Does that add up? Also, DMB wine? Find out what Steve has to say...

Episode 21: Recipe for Success: Donuts, Results, and Coffee Mugs from 2019-04-29T11:00

First off, where do celebrities even meet? How do remixes happen? Why is Billy Ray Cyrus so popular? Is he even popular? So many questions.

It’s Steve’s birthday! Why is it not a national...

Episode 20, Content, Appropriateness, and Full Frontal Nudity from 2019-04-22T11:00

A lowly-edited podcast can get weird.

Steve is a Seinfeld guy. Woo is a Friends guy. Steve is right. Woo is wrong. Steve wrote this. Woo did not.

Steve discusses times where he has...

Episode 19, Born (sometimes) in the USA! from 2019-04-15T11:00

Woo is back stateside! He wasn’t taken, and is absolutely devastated.

Here’s a warning: basically the entire episode is about Woo’s Eurotrip. So, if you hate all things international, thi...

Episode 18, Fish Monger: The Movie from 2019-04-08T11:00

Woo realizes he’s the perfect public servant. Forgetful and a little bit aloof. Also, the shocker is something that should get you into the gym.

Woo has a friend that lives in a van down ...

Episode 17: Bullfighting, Bullet Ants, and Birdcages from 2019-02-06T01:47:40

Hiatus, Schmiatus. We’ve never been stronger! Plus, what’s 2 weeks between friends?

Here, Woo claims he’s never been out of the country. Steve reminds him he was born outside of the count...

Episode 16: This Is Just Nonsense from 2019-01-15T00:57:49

At long last, after many nights dreaming, and wishing, it finally happened. The moment everyone has been waiting for… Steve is finally going to play Dungeons & Dragons!

Through the episod...

Episode 15, 2019 and New Years Revelations from 2019-01-11T00:12:08

Welcome to the new year! It’s a time for rebirth, reinvention, renewal, and re… I don’t know. I thought if I just kept typing, something clever would come to me. On this first 2019 episode of Listen

Episode 14: Holiday Mode from 2018-12-24T18:56:41

As we open this South of Classy episode, the holidays are upon us! Per the season, Woo describes how he shifts into holiday mode while embracing his “basic” nature. Basically, he’s a snow bunny ...

Episode 13, Clams Casino with a Side of Dave from 2018-12-18T02:30:22

A week before Christmas, with no keyboard or mouse, it was a closed buffet, gambling, and beating the house.

OK, so maybe not so much. Woo apparently found his superpower at the ripe old ...

Episode 12, Craps, Fighting, and Fathers from 2018-12-04T04:06:18

In the illustrious twelfth episode, we discuss…

Woo stakes down his flag and claims an official homeland.

The guys review a small part of craps etiquette.

Kimbo Slice, Butte...

Episode 11, The Thanksgiving Episode, 2018 from 2018-11-27T03:06:54

In this South of Classy episode...

Can you find that canned cranberry jelly all year around? Find out our thoughts (but not really any definitive facts) here!

We bow to Windell Mid...

Episode 10, Defining Sports and the Drone Racing Paradox from 2018-11-20T05:51:47

You know what kind of skin Steve eats? No, not people skin. Kiwi skin.

We discuss the Myers-Briggs personality test with hard facts. Well, soft facts. Barely any facts at all. Zero facts....

Episode 9, I Wish I Were Action Bronson from 2018-11-14T05:31:04

In this episode of South of Classy…

Steve, Woo, and Steve’s Dad all love F* that’s Delicious.

We discuss balancing authenticity in the podcast against our work personas Listen

Episode 8: The Thanos Conundrum from 2018-10-30T05:09:16

In this episode…

Steve talks about his first ever wrestling match

We talk about the true nature of one-on-one sports and how they compare against a team atmosphere

Steve sol...

Episode 7: Ooh, this Water's Cold from 2018-10-30T04:10:40

In this definitely South of Classy episode, we…

Start strong with a long discussion about lady boys in Thailand

Perform a very regrettable imitation of a cultural icon in an intima...

Episode 6: My Brother, the Animal from 2018-10-30T02:55:25

This week, we discuss...

Playing poker in college

Woo getting caressed by strangers

Everything about USA! USA! USA!

The Beatles are bigger than Jesus?

Oy! Shei...

Episode 5: My Father is a Gangster from 2018-10-30T02:10:31

On this South of Classy episode, we discuss…

How Woo handled a public masturbator like a BOSS

Some of our favorite scenes from “The Office”

Firing guns with my father

Episode 4: Stories for the Blue Collar from 2018-10-13T01:39:17

Are craft beer makers are called basic if they make pumpkin beer? These are serious questions that need answers.

How to speak Korean, the job description for being a cop in Louisiana, and...

Episode 3: A Gronking to Remember from 2018-10-10T00:07:12

Who doesn’t love when Fantasy Football and Fanfiction combine? Well… me. But at least there’s a decent story behind it.

In THIS episode of South of Classy with Steve and Woo, we ...

Episode 2: College Dorms for Old People from 2018-10-07T23:55:58

What does it really mean when white people say they’re “living the dream?” Find out, among answering some of life’s greatest questions:

How to get banned from a movie theater in the late ...

Episode 1: A Less-than-Factual Podcast from 2018-10-07T22:41:17

What do we talk about in our inaugural episode? Steve is thoroughly defeated in “Blind Movie Theater,” Woo convinces his friends to get tattoos, and we lay out how much money it would take to ab...