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We know it's there. Down deep inside you, waiting patiently but not without great longing, there is a joke that wants to be set free. Soon you'll be walking down the street and you'll see us coming with our camera and goofy smiles. Think the joke through; if you're as lucky as the people in the videos below, you'll be ready for us.

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Clairvoyant Cashier (Mermaid Parade) from 2023-12-13T13:50:34.169996

Chocolat recently stood up at one of those work retreats where you get to learn the dreary life stories of your colleagues and explained he runs a joke site with two college friends. "Just don't a...

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Blind Animal Medley (Mermaid Parade) from 2023-12-13T13:50:34.166430

What's up with the blind animal jokes at the Mermaid Parade? It's funny because Mocha and I have been telling everyone we heard this one joke-set (as we joke-ologists say) "like 5 or 6 times" at t...

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Pussy Pie Joke (Mermaid Parade) from 2023-12-13T13:50:34.158539

In thelast postI touched on what one stands to learn about oneself in the process of listening to a jo...

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What's in a Name? from 2023-12-13T13:50:34.153685

Oh man, we really screwed up. In this age of Google searches, short attention spans and just way too many choices on the web, anybody with less than 7 drinks in his system is gonna keep the name of...

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KaraJOKE Night: Sept 27 from 2007-09-15T18:42

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French Joke (South St/Battery Pk) from 2007-08-30T18:22

Allow me to turn your attention to our collection of jokes told in aforeign language! Turns out the rest of world dabbl...

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Intro to South St/Battery Pk Expedition from 2007-08-29T09:11

This is from our South St./Battery Pk. Expedition (Manhattan, 7/22/07), or Day 2 of Mocha and ‘Nilla’s overnight expedition. We were supposed to wake up in some charming beach-front motel, a littl...

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Vodka Piss Joke (Hamptons) from 2007-08-24T18:05

I just love getting jokes from people on the job. There's just something soMr. Roger's Neighborhoodabout bumping into a real NYC native in hisListen

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Repeat Joke (Hamptons) from 2007-08-22T17:18

I just had to advertise how much of a moron I am.

Her: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumps off, who's left?
Me (expert Joke-ologist): I don't know-- who?

The lesson...

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Turtle Mugging (from bike!!)(Hamptons) from 2007-08-21T17:41

As I was perusing our Hamptons jokes I couldn't believe I hadn't posted this one, told from a bike (well, a dude ON a bike)! We were just getting out of our first of several Mercedes-lovin' towns ...

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Yiddish Pillow Joke (Hamptons) from 2007-08-20T18:46

Something about a yarmulke that just kinda scares me off when we go around with our frivolous request for a joke. But we were so pleasantly surprised by this exchange, which includes a translation...

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Technology Joke (Hamptons) from 2007-08-18T15:28

Mocha and I had finally made it to the beach after hours of traffic and a lukewarm reception in the rather generic tourist towns along the way (sorry, Hamptons!). We took off our shoes and strolle...

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Smile Joke (Hamptons) from 2007-08-16T08:16

Ah, the children. Those little people with such big... heads.
Turns out the Hamptons sun jogged the jokemories of the children, as the under-10 crowd makes up aListen

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Dentist Sex Joke (Hamptons) from 2007-08-15T16:34

Something like 8 months ago I went to the dentist. He told me I had a small cavity that would need to be filled either during that visit or the next. I'm the kind of guy who likes to get things...

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Intro: Hamptons Expedition! from 2007-08-14T07:51

Mocha and Vanilla’s overnight expedition! What’s summer in NYC without sitting in LIE traffic during prime beach hours, wondering why the hell you didn’t get an earlier start? The expedition star...

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We Submit! from 2007-08-11T17:44

Hey, someone submitted a joke to our site!... Or so I thought. Just when I thought someone beside my mom is looking at the goddamn thing, Mocha tells me it's only his college buddy Julie S. sticki...

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Bikini Jokes; Guest Blogger! (Mermaid Parade) from 2007-07-19T12:56

Folks, we have a real treat today for all none of you devoted blog readers: a Guest Poster, Karen (who shall be referred to by her StopMe handle, Kookie-Dough). Aside from being a devoted StopMe f...

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Pin-up Girls (Mermaid Parade) from 2007-07-16T03:54

The funnest part of StopMe is the variety of folks we stop. To quote a great man, "Humor is universal, blah ...

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Cop Joke (Mermaid Parade) from 2007-07-14T06:12

Ok, we admit it— sometimes that wacky, goofy, frivolous, jokey spontaneity you've come to love about StopMe is just a little staged. For instance, this woman told us this cop-bashing joke at first...

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Pirate Jokes (Mermaid Parade) from 2007-07-13T04:26

We've been told pirate jokes before but this pirate girl took it fAAAARRRRRRRRRRRther than anybody! We're going to have to make a pirate joke button on the main site, but Chocolat's so lame it'll ...

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Timbuktu Joke (Mermaid Parade) from 2007-07-10T16:55

Sometimes it's hard to believe they didn't see us coming miles away. This guy was hanging with his biking friends, who you'll see at the end of the video, but rattles off this very complicated jok...

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Mermaid Parade from 2007-06-24T18:55

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