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Join Stu and Al on topics that include ‘Top 3’, ‘Noughties Corner’ and ‘Tales of the Bag O’ Nails’. Irreverent chat and laughs (Not a guarantee).
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78. Knitting with Mr. T from 2023-11-09T16:00
It's Bonfire Night (or close enough) for this recording with date appropriate jokes, top 3 fairground rides and the return of the partial synopsis quiz. Barry's back with a new business, find out t...
Listen77. Halloween Potatoes from 2023-10-26T15:00
It's Halloween on the Stu & Al Pod! Find out everyones top 3 movie monsters, hear a scary story from an old man and ten Halloween impressions that sound the same...buddy. There's a regular down the...
Listen76. The Dalek's aren't funny from 2023-10-12T15:00
It's top 3 Robin Williams films this episode as well as some rude sounding old songs, Popeye impressions and Stu goes too far. There are some Autumn (Fall) jokes, a sexy One Foot in the Grave and a...
Listen75. Happy Feet (Just some nob head penguins) from 2023-09-28T15:00
Its top three Denzel Washington films in this episode, Al's unprepared and failed podcast host Chris returns. There's some slight rude UK sitcom lines, Stu tells a truly shocking joke and Alexa joi...
Listen74. Azerbaijan's Number 1 Podcast from 2023-09-14T15:00
Welcome back! In this episode Top 3 USA sports teams are discussed, there's country and western songs and the show is number 1 in Azerbaijan...for a week. There's more dinosaur puns, Yankee jokes a...
Listen73. Roger Moore invented the Magnum from 2023-08-17T15:00
Back after a four week break and Stu's been to the USA, new feature 'You're the one that I want' gets its first airing and there's a load of bear puns. Top 3 iced treats are discussed, there's a sa...
Listen72. Live from'The Whistle&Flute' from 2023-07-20T15:00
It's a live recording down 'The Whistle & Flute' in Nottingham where top 3 players from your favourite sports team are discussed, Bernard's Watch down The Bag O'Nails and Lord Sugar impressions. We...
Listen71. Can Fish Get the Shits? from 2023-07-06T15:00
In this episode the chaps discuss movie franchises that need another film, there's listener feedback and a sexy cricket calendar. Stu does a magic trick, 'London' is said a lot and there's some pen...
Listen70. A few Twix up my sleeve from 2023-06-22T15:00
It's episode 70! Top three one hit wonders are discussed, there's an exclusive announcement and a sneak peak at Toy Story 5. There's also a last ten episode quiz, a clean sweep in Dinosaur Park Goe...
Listen69. Whitney Houston's Favourite Coordination from 2023-06-08T15:00
Top 3 pop groups are discussed in this episode as well as terrible dad jokes and Al's perfect Wordle. There's bleeped swearing on In The News, a terrible accent game and Lord Sugar impressions. All...
Listen68. Jeremy Beadle, Number 1 Comedian from 2023-05-25T15:00
It's top three CBBC/CITV shows this week that causes controversy, Roy Keane's back with his movie club and Stu's wearing a vest! Wallace and Gromit are down the Bag O'Nails, Bruce Forsyth sings Emi...
Listen67. Roy Keane's Movie Watch...Baby from 2023-05-11T15:00
In this episode the Top 3 Dave's are discussed, it's the podcasts 3 year anniversary and there's controversy in Dinosaur Park Goes Tits Up. Find out what Will Smith's roles would sound like if they...
Listen66. The Sue&Val Pod from 2023-04-20T15:00
Chris from VAR at the Bar joins the show for top 3 Arnie films, a listen to similarly named show 'The Sue & Val Pod' and there's a trailer for The King's Coronation Street. There's confusion on who...
Listen65. A long way off The Two Ronnie's from 2023-04-06T15:00
In this episode Top 3 fast food restaurants are discussed, Al's had a drink and there's a Borealis brother back down the Bag O'Nails. Uncle Dorigay returns, someone's arm breaking skills are questi...
Listen64. The worst joke in the universe...EVER from 2023-03-24T12:47:57
In this episode Top 3 animated dogs are discussed, Al does a 'perfect' Matthew McConaughey impression and Stu wins some money on the horses. J.R. Hartley's back in a new advert, the Emu is back for...
Listen63. Mel Gibson's Perfect Scottish Accent from 2023-03-09T16:00
Top three movies that require a sequel are discussed, there's dinosaur puns aplenty and the Naughty Corner features for the first time. Stu does his best ever 'In the News,' there's a behind the sc...
Listen62. One Small Step for me Mam from 2023-02-23T16:00
Its top 3 trainers this episode, Al writes a joke and Stu's had a haircut. There are some recycled Britney Spears puns, a Y2K emergency broadcast and Stu offends the Catholic Church. All this and y...
Listen61. Tommy D is feeling better...A BOSH! from 2023-02-09T16:00
Welcome back! Half the episode recording in Nottingham and half at home, Top 3 starters are discussed and Tommy D's debut single is heard. There's a scarecrow down the Bag O'Nails, behind the scene...
ListenChristmas Special 2022 from 2022-12-21T16:00
It's Christmas! Welcome to the worst first half of a Christmas special you could hope for, but don't fear, it picks up in the second half. There's top three post 2000 Christmas songs and Christmas ...
Listen60. Wee Willy Winkie from 2022-12-08T16:00
Top three UK seaside towns are discussed in this episode, Stu talks about sheep and Al gets the alphabet wrong. There's a return for Brookside and Friends, a change to In the news and the 10 episod...
Listen59. Chris Waddle I do? from 2022-11-24T16:00
In this episode it's Top 3 Uk TV theme tunes with adding singing, Stu tells another incredibly long joke and Al's ads descends into madness. Another listener gets a theme tune, Jackie D has a birth...
ListenWorld Cup 2022 Special from 2022-11-20T16:00
Join Stu and Al for a very weak World Cup 2022 special. Hear their predictions for the tournament, celebrity guests on Englands chances and a brand New England World Cup song.
Listen58. Nelson Mandela's 70th Birthday Bash from 2022-11-10T16:00
It's top three songs to work out to this week, Barry's back with a new business venture and Stu has a hair cut. There's the nominations for this years podcast awards, a live Muppets recording down ...
Listen57. Halloween Special...sort of from 2022-10-27T15:00
Top three movies that scare you this episode are discussed, there's some of the 100 funniest Halloween jokes for kids and Stu tells us why he wouldn't go to San Fransisco. There's a couple of sneez...
Listen56. Bernard Matthew's Turkey Tits from 2022-10-13T15:00
Top 3 Apps are discussed in this episode, there's a Wogan's Island that Al actually laughs at and find out what scientist Jennifer Lopez is working on. Al auditions for The Simpsons, In The News re...
Listen55. Wind in the Pillows from 2022-09-29T15:00
Top three reality shows are discussed on this episode, there's a Roger Federer interview and find out who's a bearded angry goblin. Stu tells his best joke down the 'Bag O' Nails,' there's some pil...
Listen54. No, I'm Spartacus! from 2022-09-15T15:00
Another live episode in Nottingham so the episode descends into chaos with two features in the wrong order, Top 3 dinner party guests goes on for far too long and there's more saucy stories down th...
Listen53. Danny Dyer, Chris Rea and Roswell from 2022-09-01T15:00
In this episode Stu decides not to play properly in top there Conspiracy Theories, Al confuses a Britney Spears song for an N*Sync one and the good podcasting bell is rang. The chaps recreate two l...
Listen52. Old people die in hot car...digans from 2022-08-11T15:00
In this episode, top 3 Oasis songs are discussed, there's a new feature for Bruce Forsyth and Stu forgets to put a poll on Twitter. There's Willem Defoe saying 'Peter!,' Postman Pat turns up down t...
ListenUnplanned 1: Show us your ball bag from 2022-07-28T15:00
Join Stu & Al for a very special unplanned episode recorded in Scotland at a friends wedding. Click through some old and new TV shows such as 'The One Show,' 'Match of the Day' and 'Wheel of Fortun...
Listen51. A Welsh Terry Wogan from 2022-07-21T15:00
Top three sports day events are discussed with some strange suggestions, a listeners joke impresses Stu and Al reveals his love for Emma Stone. There's some made up songs, a baker down the Bag O'Na...
Listen50. Sexy Idris Elba from 2022-06-30T15:00
It's finally here! Episode 50! In this very special episode some old features make a return, there's an apology for the delay in recording this episode and the chaps discuss the top TV coppers. Som...
Listen49. Punch Drunk Laugh from 2022-06-02T15:00
An episode recorded in Leeds with three special guests contains lots of drunken noise, controversy in Dinosaur Park goes Tits Up and a drinks break that Al doesn't edit out. A guest performs the be...
Listen48. Al Pacino could play Tom Jones from 2022-05-19T15:00
In this episode its time to talk about top three Nickelodeon shows, Stu plays a lot of chess and hear what it was like behind the scenes on TV show Brum. Christopher Walken has a new business, John...
Listen47. 1850BC (Before Countdown) from 2022-05-05T15:00
In this episode top three condiments are discussed, Stu's engagement is announced where he meets the in-laws and Barry returns, yet again, with a new business. A performer turns up down the Bag O'N...
Listen46. James Bond doesn't swear from 2022-04-21T15:00
In this episode Top 3 Bond theme songs are discussed as well as an appearance from 3 former 007's, egg based puns and a return to an old joke. It's the last ever BasterMind, the forgotten Rat Pack ...
Listen45. Too much Clint Eastwood...Punk! from 2022-04-07T15:00
This episode contains far too many Clint Eastwood impressions, Top 3 overrated movies/movie franchises are discussed and Hugh Grant has a new business. Doctor Doris returns, there's an animal down ...
Listen44. Batman has never been to Bratislava from 2022-03-24T16:00
It's Batman crazy with top three favourite characters as well as the 'real' Batman making an appearance. Stu attempts some world records, there's a questionable bird sanctuary in Al's ads and find ...
Listen43. Gobbling a giant snake watching Spartacus from 2022-03-10T16:00
In this episode top 3 sweets are discussed, lots of fake facts are thrown about and we boo a listener. Theres some political comedy, more Bruce Forsyth and Stu tells his most controversial joke yet...
Listen42. Shakespeare created Victor Meldrew from 2022-02-24T16:00
Top three Bastards are discussed on this episode, it's windy outside and we hear about Stu's eventful Valentine's Day. A listener returns after their one episode ban, Al ruins the punchline to one ...
Listen41. The‘almost’Constant Gardener from 2022-02-10T16:00
This episode features top three books to films, not recording in Nottingham and the podcasts very first sneeze! Stu does a great impression of the Tasmanian Devil, Al finds a recording of Robin Hoo...
Listen40. Dinosaur Park goes tits up from 2022-01-27T16:00
We're 40! In this episode there's a switcheroo, we get a sneak peak of Jackie D's new album and discuss the best singles from 1992. The Silver Screeners podcast host 'Frank Mandosa' joins Top 3, so...
Listen39. Bruce Forsyth in Batman from 2022-01-13T16:00
Welcome back! Finally the chaps are back with episode 39 featuring top 3 80's ballads, secrets of Hogmanay and club singing. Al advertises an impressionists academy, we hear from celebrities on th...
ListenChristmas Special 2021 from 2021-12-22T16:00
Merry Christmas! Top 3 Christmas presents from childhood are discussed, find out what after 8's Al has and Stu receives some feedback from some celebrity Christmas artists. There's a festive trip d...
Listen38. Cheese Roll Up! Roll Up! from 2021-11-04T16:00
This weeks episode is full of cheese (not unlike every episode) with top three cheeses, cheese puns and cheesy chat. Stu teaches the listeners some interesting facts, Al finds out what the listener...
Listen37. Oooh Matron, I don't believe it! from 2021-10-21T15:00
Top three comedy catchphrases this week with some dotted amongst the episode. Find out what the old ladies favourite podcast is, there's celebrity(ish) dating and we go old skool with Stu's mic bei...
Listen36. AHA! It's ABBA from 2021-10-07T15:00
It's top 3 ABBA songs this week and the listeners voice their disgust. The chaps do a sober episode for Chris Konrath, it's revealed why ABBA are called ABBA and there's a boring memory about can c...
Listen35. Watermelon, Sugar,"Hi!" from 2021-09-23T15:00
The chaps head to the bars of Nottingham for a podcast recording on the town and get progressively drunker throughout the episode. Al hangs out with Richard Wilson, Top 3 fruits are discussed with ...
Listen34. The bleakness of Rosie&Jim from 2021-09-09T15:00
In this episode the chaps discuss top 3 British film directors, curtesy of Chris Konrath, Stu tells a long winded cow joke and the reasons behind the difficulties of casting a Bash Street Kids film...
Listen33. Better than Tony Blackburn from 2021-08-26T15:00
In this episode, Top 3 comedy films are discussed, Al auditions for Radio 1 and the chaps discuss Ghostbusters' toys. 90's Corner has a new format, there are some quick fire impressions and Stu mee...
Listen32. Who loves a crumble? from 2021-08-12T15:00
The lads go on tour up north for this episode and record in a Travelodge with a special guest. Top 3 desserts are discussed, Uncle Dorigay attempts stand up comedy and there's a shock down the Bag ...
Listen31. Shameless name drops and your mam from 2021-07-29T15:00
Top 3 stand up comedians includes an immense amount of name dropping, Stu gives an honest assessment of Al and the chaps use a new conferencing mic. The jingles get an upgrade, Michael Parkinson ha...
Listen30. It’s all gone a bit Australian from 2021-07-15T15:00
This episode includes loads of Australian stuff! Stu’s been out day drinking and tries to cheat at TWO quizzes, we hear some rude Friends clips and there are plans for Al’s death. Congratulations/c...
Listen29. Wayne Rooney&Old Ladies from 2021-07-01T15:00
Stu and Al test out their new microphones in this episode resulting in Stu being louder than Al, top 3 lagers brings some similar choices and there’s an astronaut down the Bag O’Nails. We hear some...
Listen28. Woollen Willy Warmers from 2021-06-17T15:00
If you want to know which video game broke Stu’s heart, then this is the episode for you! Jackie D talks about her first love, BasterMind goes down to the wire and a listener wants their own featur...
ListenEuro 2020/2021 special from 2021-06-10T15:00
You lucky/unlucky listeners! Join Stu & Al for a special Euro 2020/2021 episode with special guest Chris from VAR at the bar. The chaps discuss their 1990’s England dream team, live in a pub! Liste...
Listen27. Breaking the good podcasting bell from 2021-06-03T15:00
In this episode, TV comedy sketch shows are discussed, Al tells a listener to stop listening and Stu brings us ANOTHER Borealis family member. We find out why Michael Flatley wouldn’t be good in Lo...
Listen26. Never mind the geraniums from 2021-05-20T15:00
Top 3 in this episode centres around punk bands, there’s an advert for an erotic emporium and BasterMind is the fairest one yet. Tom Cat makes a random return, Mike Reid makes Al laugh more than ev...
Listen25. Wow! It’s Owen Wilson from 2021-05-06T15:00
This time around the chaps discuss their top 3 guilty pleasure films which includes one that made Stu cry for an hour, the Golden Girls reappear and Al tries his hand at poetry. Listeners are given...
Listen24. Madonna, Maradona&12 Man Morris from 2021-04-22T15:00
In this episode top three board games are discussed, Jackie D returns and a listener gets a theme tune. There’s negative feedback from the general public, Al struggles with a Welsh accent and Baste...
Listen23. Shout outs and Sell outs from 2021-04-08T15:00
In this episode the chaps discuss their top 3 biscuits, give way too many shout outs and sell out to the man. Stu shows off his Rolling Stones impression while Al struggles with his Gary Lineker on...
Listen22. Club Tropicana drinks AREN’T free from 2021-03-25T16:00
If you want to know when Stu first saw Lord of the Dance’s Michael Flatley, then this is the episode for you. Forrest Gump quotes take over Top 3 War films, a double celebrity wedding could be on t...
Listen21. 21 seconds to turn around...bright eyes from 2021-03-11T16:00
In this episode we hear TWO Spanish Inquisition jokes, Al sings a medley and we find out which way the chaps like their sandwiches sliced. Phil Collins puns are aplenty, Christopher Walken returns ...
Listen20. Going Loco down with Hungry Hippos from 2021-02-25T16:00
In this episode there are cross words in Top 3 as well as BasterMind, Stu tells us two boring facts and we introduce two brand new features. Al also debuts his brand new podcast, Stu’s a let down a...
Listen19. 2wo Bad Boyz from 2021-02-11T16:00
This episode brings us Old Ben Kenobi, saying goodbye to two features and another argument involving BasterMind. We meet yet another Borealis family member, Al shows his passion for a 90’s boy band...
Listen18. Tops off! The sexy episode from 2021-01-28T16:00
Sexiness is turned up to 11 with a special surprise. We have to give out another apology, we meet the most annoying doctor in the world and Stu tells an incredibly boring story about a banana. All ...
Listen17. Tranmere is not in Liverpool from 2021-01-14T16:00
Guess who’s back? We’re back! Happy New Year! In the first episode of 2021 we go overboard with Father Ted quotes, we find out which Western Drew Barrymore was in and welcome a return to ‘Wish you ...
ListenChristmas with Stu&Al from 2020-12-22T16:00
It’s CHRISTMAS!!! Join us for our Christmas special where we go Top 3 mad with our favourite festive songs, movies and TV shows. There’s plenty of special guests from previous episodes and of cours...
Listen16. Sean Bean’s back on the menu! from 2020-12-10T16:00
In this episode we welcome back Christopher Walken, Robert De Niro runs for mayor and we show our love for Sean Bean. An old man tries to convince Stu he should come for Christmas dinner and there’...
Listen15. The Lady‘is’for turning from 2020-11-26T16:00
In this episode we find out three things that Margaret Thatcher would turn for, the listeners send some crap drink choices and Stu tells a cracking story about dinosaurs. All your favourite feature...
Listen14. COVID-19 Threat Level: Stu from 2020-11-12T16:00
In this episode Stu coughs...a lot due to the pesky virus, we have a real live guest and we sell some advertising space. All your favourite features and we uncover a rare Orville the Duck recording.
Listen13. Freddie vs The I.T. Clown from 2020-10-29T16:00
In this spooky episode we meet the UK’s most scared man and the final Borealis triplet. Stu & Al sing multiple TV theme tunes, another 90’s pop star wants a date and Stu doesn’t plan Arnie. All thi...
Listen12. Mike Reid&Britney Spears together at last! from 2020-10-15T15:00
In this episode we go pun crazy with jokes from Britney Spears, an ex-zookeeper and Mike Reid. Arnie finally gets his own intro music and we say sorry to a listener. All this and your favourite fea...
Listen11. Simon not Garfunkel from 2020-10-01T15:00
This episode sees the winner of our potential new features, Arnie attempts something new, Al hosts a silly quiz and there are lots of robot voices. Also I meant to say robot Simon, not Garfunkel, soz.
Listen10. BasterMind from 2020-09-17T15:00
Potential new feature BasterMind gets a turn to shine this time round. Stu's winning streak comes to an end and his mum gives us the closing song. All your favourite features and more!
Listen9. Dear Stu&Al from 2020-09-03T15:00
Potential new feature’Dear Stu & Al’ gets a chance to shine this week. Also Stu’s Bag O’Nails gets Al in hysterics, a spooky seance brings an old relative and a familiar voice makes an unwanted rea...
Listen8. What have I done? from 2020-08-20T15:00
Stu & Al try out potential new feature ‘What have I done?’ and a familiar voice heads to the Bag ‘O Nails. Also, Stu tells his longest ever joke and Jackie D’s debut album gets a plug.
Listen7. Choir eye for a Filbert Street guy from 2020-08-06T15:00
Stu & Al try out potential new feature ’Choir eye for a Filbert Street guy’ as a replacement for ‘Would you rather.’ Controversy surrounds 90’s corner as well as all your regular features.
Listen6. Introducing X-Factor reject Jackie D! from 2020-07-23T15:00
This week Stu & Al audition for a 90’s boyband and we meet the worst X-Factor contestant ever down the Bag ‘O Nails. All your regular features are including with one getting the boot!
Listen5. Sing-along with Stu&Al from 2020-07-09T15:00
This week includes way too much singing, a lively Top 3 involving crisps and Stu tries out his stand up comedy routine. All your favourite segments and another special guest.
Listen4. Gooooooaaaallll Lazio? from 2020-06-25T15:00
Back again with the usual features, a genuinely nostalgic 90’s corner, more of Stu’s terrible jokes and a listener gets the opportunity to ask Stu some questions.
Listen3. What’s in Stu’s bucket? from 2020-06-11T15:00
In this episode we find out what Stu has in his garden bucket. The Robot from the future makes a welcome return and of course all your favourite features are here too.
Listen2. Robot from the future from 2020-05-28T15:00
Episode 2 picks up where we left off, the usual features of 90’s corner, Top 3 and Would you rather. Plus a special guest!
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