Podcasts by Super Pee Pee Time
Unscripted absurd (and usually explicit and NSFW) comedy madness. A podcast brought to you every Thursday by Jeff Mac & Cade Chilcoat with nothing but voice changing machines, sound effects, music, and all the characters in their weird brains.
Mac and Cade haven't seen each other in person in over 20 years. This is the kind of thing that happens when you do that, we guess.
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The 2021 Holiday Special! Christmas is Here: Vermin Are Everywhere!!! from 2021-12-22T12:00:16
HO HO HO!!! It's that time of year, and even though we're not really doing this anymore, we're doing THIS. It's just before Christmas in Santa's workshop, and it's time for a few last minute prepar...
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SUPER CREE PEE TIME: The Witches! A Special Halloween Minisode! from 2021-10-28T11:00:24
HELLO! Welcome back to us existing for a second! We just kind of felt like doing a little something, and it was close to Halloween, and so here we are again! If you've ever casted a spell with eye ...
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300: The Big Finale, or That's a Great Thing I Said and I'm Glad I Said It from 2021-08-05T11:00:04
This is it, folks. After 6 years, we're at our 300th episode and our finale! What's on tap today?
--A couple of candy makers talk about their old fashioned methods like using a cybernetic...
299: Gunfight at High Noon, or Driven Insane by the Cone-Shaped Almond from 2021-07-29T11:00:11
It's our penultimate episode, and it's an old-fashioned western! So tie a green rope around a fat bird and get under the parking bench, because it's time to head back to a time when horse baskets w...
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298: Tarleton and Wilter, and the Mysteries of the Ocean and Billy Ocean! from 2021-07-22T11:00:11
It's our antepenultimate episode, and, well, it really kind of falls apart almost immediately and never quite goes back together again. Our guides through history and the natural world, Tarleton an...
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297: Vlad and Valery with Special Guest Ted, or Maybe Dolphin Knows Uncomfortableness! from 2021-07-08T11:00:22
Hello again, friends! We're down to the final 4 episodes, and this one is guaranteed to help. Vlad & Valery, our Russian radio hosts will discuss how to listen to their show with or without a radio...
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296: Reverend Ben and Donald and the Wonderful Holy Outhouse Hour! from 2021-07-01T11:00:20
Here we are, we're down to our final five episodes, and this one's got Donald and Ben, Carol, and a pantry that is investigating you! If you've ever made pie by tasering an elf, or attended a duck ...
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295: Tassie and Mr. Johanssen Regroup, or Let's Gopher Ourselves into Oblivion! from 2021-06-24T11:00:19
Mr. Johanssen's stint as a supervillain didn't turn out too well, and now it's time to start a new business. He and Tassie are on the job, but they'll need Failure Crisp, and they'll need to think ...
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294: Welcome to Gerald Burger, or Do You Have Coffee in the Form of a Rod? from 2021-06-17T11:00:15
It's "National Kick Faces Day" at the GeraldBurger, and the drive thru is as busy as ever. If you ever wanted a birdface alfredo or just to play your robitussin flute, this one's for you. It will c...
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293: Grandma & Grandpa at the Retirement Home, or It's Illegal to Knit a Lie! from 2021-06-03T11:00:11
We're back, heading toward our 300th and final episode! Today, our old pals Grandma & Grandpa are visiting Towel Inferno, a retirement home they're looking into. If you've ever wanted a toilet that...
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292 SuperGalactic! The Finale! or Why Do We Even Bother? from 2021-05-27T11:00:13
As we rocket toward our final episode (#300) it's time to tie up aaallll those loose ends in our space adventure series, SuperGalactic! Or it would be time to do that if we ever tied up loose ends,...
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291: Sherlock Holmes: Slurpees have been Rescinded! from 2021-05-20T11:00:10
The game's afoot for one last ride! A cursed jewel has been stolen, and Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on the case! And...well, it all falls apart pretty quickly. If you've ever sat in a circl...
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290: The Gianetti Brothers Siphon V-neck Fluid out of a Chimney Sweep! from 2021-05-13T11:00:16
Your favorite restauranteurs are back with a new location that will bring fanciness right up to your hat line. It's so fancy, you'll be asked to be made into firewood. So if you've got wall to wall...
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289 The Craft Ladies, or Scubaman has an Ingrown Face! from 2021-05-06T11:00:11
The Craft Ladies are back for one more stroll through the world of springtime crafting. Whether you need a gift for a lug nut appreciation festival, or you just feel like Gorbacheving yourself, tod...
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288: Mama's Day in Court, and Chocolate Salad! from 2021-04-29T11:00:12
It's time for Mama's last ride! Mama and Beatrice are in court, trying to defend her against a massive list of charges. Should she go to the big house just because she banged her fall down instruct...
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287: Used Car Lot, or Let's Poke Him in the Stroganoff! from 2021-04-22T11:00:11
For the first time, we take you live to Hal Embry Ford, where your hen is just fine with us! Watch as Hal and Tina Embry sell some cars. If you've ever been slawed to death by a coleslaw maniac, or...
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286: The Imps Return, or Buy One-Get Flogged with a Termite Pail! from 2021-04-15T11:00:16
The imps are back! Those tiny, weird devils are back with a mission from the dark lord himself! If you've ever lugged a cherry the size your aunt's fun area, or been to Africa and gotten really sw...
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285: Tech Support Hotline, or Painting the Basket of Eternity! from 2021-04-08T11:00:21
Look, sometimes you need to call tech support. Maybe a bird has quieted you, or it's your tranquilizer anniversary and you need to buy a gift. Maybe you have bunch disease, or maybe Wilma Flintston...
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284: The World of Insects, or Drop a Damsel onto a TV! from 2021-04-01T11:00:20
Springtime is here, and that means it's time for science to tell you about bugs! Like the incredible speaking titan beetle, or the blinking-so-hard-his-vacuum-cleaner-breaks mantis. Have you ever w...
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283: The Travel Agents, or a Champagne Animal is Waiting for You! from 2021-03-25T11:00:20
Sometimes you just need a vacation, are we right? You need to get away from it all, maybe werewolf your way to Antarctica, or head to a white sands resort with a camel behaving itself. Or maybe you...
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282: New Employee Orientation, or Not Even Close to How Anyone Says Anything from 2021-03-18T11:00:23
So, you got the job at Horchata Corporation and it's time for orientation! Will you mix up your pony sauce with some other kind of liquid? Will you do us a kindness and frog yourself? Will things h...
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281: Trapped in an Elevator, or Please Don't Tell Me What You Mean! from 2021-03-11T12:00:28
It's the classic story. Four people get into an elevator and suddenly...it stops. One of them has a melon that is reinventing itself. Another has some boys simmering at home. Another one is certifi...
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280: Action News At 10, or This Has Happened And We Are Dealing With It from 2021-03-04T12:00:22
Tonight's top story, a man was invigorated by a greeting card he received from a shampoo salesman. Action News is on the scene, with a deep exploration of the holiday "Baby Day" and a few words fro...
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279: Innovative Inventions, or Flavors of Sherbet in your Blanket Area! from 2021-02-25T12:00:18
It's time to take you back to a time when the world was filled with excitement of new inventions. A time when people had too much pony juice, and needed to calculate the surface area of their grand...
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278: Alien Invasion, and Sexual Alligators! from 2021-02-18T12:00:25
The aliens have arrived, and they aren't friendly. Can our heroes foil their fiendish plot? With only a lick protector, some wheeze oil, a little more voodoo equipment, and a psychic boy whose fing...
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277: Valentine's Day Gift Guide, or Outhouse Opium from 2021-02-11T12:00:22
Well, it's that time of year when love is where the bushes grow. It's time to show that special someone that you care. Why not buy them a nice basket of haste cream, or an engraved wooden hustle ki...
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276: Band Meeting, or Aardvark Corpse! from 2021-02-04T12:00:18
It's time for ROCK AND ROLLLLLLL! It's time for the hot, young band, "Damsels With Keyholes" to rebrand themselves, and move on up to rock and roll stardom. They've got to work out the songs, the a...
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275: The Five Quests of Galdumonn, or Mystical in the Front, Party in the Back! from 2021-01-28T12:00:17
It's time for a land of FANTASY and HIGH ADVENTURE! Where heroes and wizards are called upon to delouse a puma, or soak biscuits in howitzer juice! Where swords can talk, and wigs are made of kung ...
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274: Bird Watching in Winter With Our Friend, Outhouse Man! from 2021-01-21T12:00:09
Our bird watching pals, Matt and Jamie are BACK with some winter birds to look at, like the flat-billed pellicoid and the great kmart walnut bird! They'll speak with experts, recite some poetry, an...
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273: The New Years Eve Show! or It's Hard Not To Laugh, But I Do It To Hurt You! from 2020-12-31T12:00:14
Well, it's New Years Eve, which means it's time for some New Years greetings from our family to yours, a spaghetti laminator, a pair of delightful tongs used by the police, and Pine Baby who was st...
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272: The Toys That Saved Christmas, Suitable for Children Under the Age of Robert! from 2020-12-24T12:00:28
Well, it's that time of year, when all the presents are ready for Santa to deliver them. There's Looby the nerf football, there's Norkle, the squeezey frog and Chrome the robot...and there's OpalBe...
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271: The Year Santa Gave Up, or A Porcupine Is Stalking You! from 2020-12-17T12:00:20
Well, Santa Claus just doesn't have it in him this year, and Christmas is in danger. It's up to the elves to cheer him up. This is for all of you for whom Christmas means v-necking a gopher or open...
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270: Holiday Movie Ideas, or Rowdy Johnny Hurts Himself from 2020-12-10T12:00:20
This week, we've got a couple of super agents pitching their two biggest stars some ideas for holidays they might want to do. Like "The Budgie's Outhouse" or "The Night Prancer Fared Poorly." The k...
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269: The Farmers Market, or Macaroni and Cheese Vibration Kit! from 2020-12-03T12:00:15
You know how sometimes you mess up your schedule, and you've got a thanksgiving episode the week after thanksgiving? Sure, sure you do. And that episode is a couple of farmers getting at a roadside...
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268: Thanksgiving Home Shopping Network, or Baby Helicopter Made out of Beef! from 2020-11-26T12:00:22
It's that special time of year, when you might need to buy a rabbit-flavored torque wrench, or a boo boo protector. Or maybe you need to wee wee over a cliff onto a hosiery clerk, or locate a VCR t...
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267: The Dinosaur Experts, or Oodles of Criminal Juice! from 2020-11-19T12:00:11
Sometimes, when you need to know about dinosaurs, you just need a couple of experts to set you straight. You need to know about a Gary-shaped hole, or squeezing lemon juice onto a praying mantis, f...
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266: The After School Special, or My Cheese Fails Me! from 2020-11-05T12:00:34
You know those after school specials on TV, where there's a kid with some problems -- say he's got a chargers tattoo on his face and a natural diagram of a wolfman on his back, that sort of stuff? ...
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265: Halloween Dog Grooming Contest! or Salisbury Steak While Crying from 2020-10-29T11:00:24
You know those fancy dog grooming contests? You know, the ones where you have to geese yourself in private? And where sideways is not an option? You know, the ones where "zither powder" arranges it...
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264: Curse Of The Mummy Part 2! Or, Put a Blintz on my Rowdy Parts! from 2020-10-22T11:00:26
Well, we did it. We did a "part 2" instead of just totally abandoning the premise! The Mummy has captured Rebecca! Will Charles free her? Will the Halloween Superstore sell something that smells li...
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263: Curse of the Mummy! Part 1 or...You Shouldn't Trickle on People you don't Know! from 2020-10-15T11:00:24
It's that time of year again! The time for spooky stuff like ruby-encrusted irons, golden pine sol containers, and THIS! The Curse of the Mummy! A Super Cree-Pee Time Spectacular in TWO EPISODES! T...
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262: Hostage Situation, or Keep Your Hands Clear of the Friendship Ray! from 2020-10-08T11:00:27
We're back! And there's trouble brewing in the city. There's a madman on the loose, and he's got hostages. So make sure to feed a clock to a bear, rub a golfer without their knowledge, or lick your...
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261: The Gianetti Brothers Return, or Tomato Butter is Butter a Tomato Uses on Its Food from 2020-09-17T11:00:28
Our favorite restauranteurs are back, with the kind of fanciness that chilled their grandmother's trampoline salesman's goiter off! You might not be able to handle this kind of fanciness, but if yo...
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260: Door to Door Salesmen, or When Your Grandpa is Re-Lousing Himself! from 2020-09-03T11:00:17
This week, we've got a couple of door-to-door salesmen and their murderer friends, working their way up the street, trying to make a sale. Looking for a set of steak knives and a set of pork knives...
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259: The Lost Gold Mine, or Raccoonigator! from 2020-08-27T11:00:27
It's the Old West. Seems like a quiet night in the saloon when suddenly, a stranger blows into town with a map to a hidden gold mine! Who will get his gold? The old bartender who went to wafer coll...
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258: Alien Invasion, or a Big Glass of Baby Oil and a Small Glass of Adult Oil from 2020-08-20T11:00:25
It's an invasion! A group of aliens who are developing a new way to mosey are preparing an attack on the earth. After photocopying a wild pig and bringing out a nice tray of Charleston powder, they...
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257: The Old Curio Shop, or It Tastes Like a Bagel Got a Job from 2020-08-13T11:00:43
You know those little shops where you can buy just about anything? Like a hat or a horn, or Ambush Wafers, or a set of Pantry Demons? You know the place, where you can find a slurpee in Uncle On My...
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256: Shy Cow Man Returns! or My Mother was in a Cream Corn Accident from 2020-08-06T11:00:22
Sometimes, a superhero goes away for so long, you just can't quite remember what episode was the one in which he was last seen. This is about to be one of those times. If you read the "My Hose is ...
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255: Holmes & Watson Return! or Dogs are Sideways from Regular People! from 2020-07-30T11:00:36
The game's afoot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are discussing how a baby moose is trying to be a baby fat dog, when Mrs. Hudson comes in with a case! Her beloved sister is experiencing strange ph...
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254: The Bird Watchers, or Treat Potatoes Like a Lady from 2020-07-23T11:00:19
We're back with a walk through the woods outside of Whoreville, searching for beautiful wildlife and really gross scientists. If you've ever wanted to go to the Sorbonne for a symposium on birds' f...
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253: Mini-sode Mess! or Santa Will Bring Me the Pancreas of the Fonz! from 2020-07-16T11:00:26
This weeks episode is just a shortie, but with all the nutritional elements of a regular episode. There's Magic Forest Pants Power, a waitress with a taste for birds, a little girl who dreams of a ...
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252: The Craft Ladies at Home, or Now it's My Turn to Not Know What You Mean from 2020-07-09T11:00:25
The Craft Ladies are back! And they've got all kinds of tips for crafts you can work on without having to leave the house! Like pouring mud for the insane, or wienering a troll, or an oyster holdin...
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251: Crazy Willie's Fireworks Barn, or The Fountain of Gus's Underarm! from 2020-07-02T11:00:21
Well, it's that time of year again. Time for two things. Time to buy your fireworks, like a Soup Betrayer, or a Mild Hawk Surprises You With Explosions. And it's time for the big Hal Embry Ford Jul...
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250: Miss Issatalia's Birthday, or Don't Bogart the Failure Cream! from 2020-06-25T11:00:12
Well, it looks like we've hit an important milestone (our 250th episode!) just when Miss Issatalia is turning 250. It's time to celebrate! If your neck is so wide that you have to drink solids, or ...
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249: The E.R. Doctors, or When a Care Bear has been Dismembered by a Screaming Owl from 2020-06-18T11:00:22
It's time to spend the night with the heroes of the emergency room. It's always busy during the Wave to Your Mom Convention, so we could be in for a rough night. And it's brought to you by a produc...
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248: The Master Class, or Uncle Angry's HearseMobile! from 2020-06-11T11:00:28
You know what would be perfect right now? A master class in self-improvement. Or in ripening things before they're ready! Just head on down to the school that's next door to Uncle Angry's HearseMob...
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247: The Jungle Explorers, or Why do you Always Mention Michelob? from 2020-06-04T11:00:27
Adventure! Excitement! A drawing of dim sum on the edge of the world! It's the jungle adventure you've been waiting for! It's got everything. Glossy lipgloss, church gerbils, and a statue in honor ...
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246: Children's Story Hour, or I Can See an Empty Bowl of Rice! from 2020-05-28T11:00:27
Hey kids, it's that time again for story time! If you feel like you are a phone, then call yourself on you, and if you feel grandma-ish, put on this grandma mask! Hose each other off with glad powd...
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245: Angels vs Demons, or I'm Going to Soak My Lemur in Friendship Oil from 2020-05-21T11:00:23
Sometimes the angels and the demons have to get together to work out some of their problems. Like, if one time you skied under a Burger King, for example. Or maybe if you require some rhubarb furni...
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244: The Veterinarian's Office, or a Lemon That's Rigged for Death from 2020-05-14T11:00:33
Well, you know how sometimes you gotta take little TreeDog's sister to the vet after her voodoo doll was trampled on by a road warrior? You know, when they give you a nice commemorative "What Pies ...
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243: The Witch Trial, or Some Horses Have Arms from 2020-05-07T11:00:54
This week, we take you back to the early days of this nation, where people believed in witches, or "Operators of the dark" which is definitely not how you say that. Back when your dad was a clam se...
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242: D&D Night! or, a Poltergeist was Glazing my Shoehorn from 2020-04-30T11:00:38
It's time for a few guys from Mr. Waverley's class to get together for a little table top RPG action. I've you ever played D&D, or just wanted to have a dagger of donkey understanding, a trident of...
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241: The Old Country Doctor, or Whisper the Gonad Song to Henry the Arbitrator from 2020-04-23T11:00:23
Is your hat flavored like a church? Do you have a syndrome that makes your eyes look like your ears? Well, then, looks like it's time for a visit to the folksy ol' country doctor. Just take one pil...
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The Animal Trainer, or Earn his Trust by Stroking his Gershwin! from 2020-04-16T11:00:43
Holy crap, we're back! We've missed you! Did you miss us? Did you want to hear one of those late night talk shows where they bring on a zoo keeper? And he brings on all kinds of animals like a Wack...
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239: The Coffee Shop, or Being Glib to a Peanut-Flavored Gremiln! from 2020-03-26T11:00:30
You know how sometimes you need a nice cup of coffee? No, like, a really GOOD cup of coffee, from one of those coffee shops where the coffee is roasty, like the underwear of a giant? Where you leaf...
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238: The Farmers, with Chowhouse Boy and Stanley! from 2020-03-19T11:00:40
Nothin' like a day on the farm. You get up, you farm, a lot. Then you just keep right on farming. You do it even if you fall off a chairlift into a bottle of chastity oil. You don't stop farming, e...
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237: Cops on the Beat: a Librarian Coursing Through My Veins from 2020-03-12T11:00:30
A couple of patrolmen, in the car, in a town where lemonade is waiting for you. They sew their own guns, they inhale next to doorknob shops, and they've got a tangerine just waiting to give in. You...
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236: Terrors Of The Sea, or the RatClosetFish from 2020-03-05T12:00:20
This week, it's a harrowing tale from the depths of the briny deep. The kind of story that involves PorchMaster, the Master of all Porches, and a whale's big friend, Arthur. Learn all about the Aus...
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235: The Tower Of Bees Obstacle Course, or Leave Butter Out for Butter Claus from 2020-02-27T12:00:20
Today, it's everyone's favorite obstacle course game show, brought to you by Friendliness Ice Cream's Beat One, Eat Your Car Sale! So, if you're in the mood for a big blackened beef salad or a sad-...
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234: The Survival Experts, or You Can't Loan Dolphins from 2020-02-20T12:00:30
You know those survival shows where a couple of guys have to survive deadly wig-wearing vapor snakes and hose animals, and lie down in the shape of a radio? Where you learn about egg nog and mel no...
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233: Miss Issatelia's Valentine, or Your Eyebrows Belong to the Rabies Foundation from 2020-02-13T12:00:20
Our beloved friend, Miss Issatelia and her manservant, Reginald or Franklin or something, have returned. Miss I's granddaughter, Cholestria (ask your doctor if Cholestria is right for you) is all i...
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232: The Civil War Re-enactors, or Pre-creamed Vegetables! from 2020-02-06T12:00:20
Have you ever felt a deep sense of gratitude for those history buffs who know all about the Civil War, General Hairy Hat, and the Easter pushups contest? Well, look no further. This week, we meet a...
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231: A New Friend at the Circus! or As Nervous as a Cat Full of Hens! from 2020-01-30T12:00:20
Well, this week on the Big Outdoor Kids Funtime Show, there's a rumor that there's a new animal at the circus! Will it be a tinkle squirrel, or a drizzle beast? A bird with a criminal background? W...
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230: Culmination Juice! Not Available in Stores! from 2020-01-23T12:00:20
This is one of those episodes where it's a hodgepodge of things. We hodge you with some commercials for stuff that will make crawdads wish they were farming, and then WHAM, we podge you with a film...
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229: Science Talk! or Group Soup Enjoyment! from 2020-01-16T12:00:20
You know those TED talks, where a brilliant scientist shows you the world in a way you've never seen it before? Where you learn that a carrot will repel gravy? Where the scientist earned their pork...
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228: SuperGalactic! 2Super2Galactic! or Pork is the Lobster of the Land! from 2020-01-09T12:00:36
SuperGalactic Returns! And our sci-fi heroes, Strider Zorn and Grunk, are right where you left them. No need to ask where. You remember that and clearly so do we, so why even mention it, right? Sur...
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227: The GeraldMart Returns Counter, or Christmas is Just a Rabbit with a Face from 2020-01-02T12:00:33
You know the story. It's the holidays, and you don't always get what you asked for, like a Canadian Beast Gourd, or a notebook that grips you while you sleep. Well, the GeraldMart returns counter i...
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226: The Holiday Superstore Mini-sode, with an Ornament of a Criminal Eating in a Fountain! from 2019-12-19T12:01:03
Looking for that last-minute gift idea? A holiday collectible from Scuba & Sons? How about a leather angel with a lazy eye? Or a Christmas eel that will scrape fungus off your onions? Well, the hol...
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225: An Eyeball Crouton Kit Christmas! Brought to you by Workers with French Fries in their Pants from 2019-12-12T12:00:33
You know how there's always that one toy that every kid wants? Like the Barf-In-My-Vest Betsy Doll, or the Mister Moth Hurts Me Kit? Well, this year, it's the Eyeball Crouton Kit, and our hero just...
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224: The Gladiators, or Put Pork Out for Santa Pork from 2019-12-05T12:00:43
You know those classic gladiator stories? The ones where one of the gladiators comes along, thighs approaching, and talks about how the fin is the shark of the shark? No, no, the ones where you fin...
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223: Chef Rene's Holiday Feast, or a Voting Booth Filled With Outside Cream from 2019-11-28T12:00:33
Need some help preparing your holiday dinner? Need a venomous butt moth? Need some stuffed Rambo flakes, and some sauce that you've soaked overnight? Need a BolognaBot? Well, look no further! Supe...
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222: Tales from the Great War, or Betty Grable Licked all the Fruit off a Crazy Guy from 2019-11-07T12:00:32
Do you ever just wish your grandpa and his old, weird friend would sit you down and tell you stories about when they were in the war? Of course not, right? But what if those stories featured diet H...
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221: Super Cree Pee Time presents: The Wolf Man, or I'm Soaking in Henderson Juice from 2019-10-31T11:00:32
It's that time of year, friends, when the moon is extra full, and you realize that you will sleep with the badgers tonight. It's our Halloween special! So put your hand on your Robitussin stain, an...
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220: Zombie Apocalypse! or Running Out of Pantry Juice from 2019-10-24T11:00:32
Well, it's that spooky time of year again, when Bela Lugosi cradled a frog, when you find yourself packing your crossbow that sips juice for you, and heading out into the zombie apocalypse. So if y...
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219: Reverend Ben & Donald Fill Their Sandwiches with Criminal Ideas from 2019-10-17T11:00:12
Well, friends, Reverend Ben and Donald are back with the Kind of Watching a Baby Ballgame Broadcast, to try to keep the demon of cranberries from finding its way into your pajamas. So if you're loo...
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218: The Art Gallery, or Antithesis of Arthur #4 from 2019-10-10T11:00:24
You know those art galleries, where snooty artists go around commenting on all the art, and how to loan a church to a giant, and bowling with a werewolf, and using punching bags as friends? This ep...
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217: The Daredevil's Last Stunt, or Moses Invented the Apple Burrito from 2019-10-03T11:00:24
When famous daredevil, Choots Postato (probably) set up his big stunt, we were there to capture the thrills, the danger, the skwooks (which is a skunk that has ripped its face off.) All of it. Wil...
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216: A Wild West Romance, or Sweet Squares are my Favorite Dish from 2019-09-26T11:00:26
Y'all have a hankerin' for one of those old time, frontier romances? You know, one of the ones that comes complete with a love triangle, a nerf dreidel, and some fresh newberry pie? With fantasies ...
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215: The Gianetti Brothers Return with Fanciness Insurance! from 2019-09-19T11:00:07
The fanciest restauranteurs are back once again, with their newest creation: BirdDog Restaurant! It's almost too fancy. Like, "a prince put his foot into a whale" fancy. Like, "screaming into a pel...
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214: The Hal Embry Ford Fall Sales Event, Look for the Bone Flavored Crime Area! from 2019-09-12T11:00:46
It's that time of year, when you need a deal on a new automobile. The first two thousand customers can share Tammy's lunch! And if you can guess how many fur are on this cat, you win a prize!
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213: The Fixer Upper Twins, or Garfield Sherbet! from 2019-09-05T11:00:16
You know those home improvement shows, where a nice young couple is sleeping in a fecal area of an army barracks, and they're hoping to upgrade to a butler's pantry and a pantler's buttry? The kind...
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211: The Heist, or He Sued a Submarine for Custody of Itself from 2019-08-29T11:00:16
You know how sometimes you set out to do something and it just never quite gets off the ground? Yeah, us neither.
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211: Feeling Better w/Dr. Tatro and Peggy, or Reeking of Stupid Paste from 2019-08-22T11:00:26
And we're BACK! Did you miss us? Well, today is all about your health. Maybe not YOUR health, but Mama's health. Beatrice is worried and takes her Mama onto a fancy TV doctor show. You know, the ki...
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210: Sherlock Holmes, the Conclusion, or God Gave Me This One Fat Hand from 2019-08-01T11:00:35
Oh, what's that? You thought we were going to end an episode half way through, and then blow off the conclusion forever? Pshaw. You fools. We never do that, and we never would. and so, we return fo...
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209: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Musical Cow Cake (Part 1) from 2019-07-25T11:00:25
The game's afoot! Our old friends, Sherlock Holmes and his intrepid companion, Dr. Watson are on the case again. A wealthy man has died, but was it of natural causes? Was Qbert set up to fail, real...
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208: The Vlad & Valery Anniversary Show, or Me Is Hotdogs! from 2019-07-18T11:00:24
Well, it's that time of year again. The time when our little show has a birthday. We just turned FOUR! And if you ever wanted to hear Vlad and Valery go to the beach and help people with a gopher s...
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207: The Mountain Climbers, or How Can We Be Off The Rails This Fast? from 2019-07-11T11:00:14
Two mountain climbers, each with demons to face. A mountain never before climbed. A Grandmother's "click kit" where you make your own click. A rousing game of Lingonberry Drip, the mountaintop vers...
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206: The Mountain Ritual, or Rude Animals Live Longer from 2019-07-04T11:00:10
A ritual on a mountaintop, a sacrifice for the greater good, trumpet boy and Mr. Everyone, and a placemat from Cashboy Restaurant. It's all here in Episode 206. So, peel off your Batboy pants, and ...
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205: The Food Truck, or Aunt Ginny Linebackered her Lower Half from 2019-06-27T11:00:24
You know those great food trucks that make Rambo cake, and everything tastes like rinsed off bugs? The kind of place that will give you a gas mask that was autographed by the ranch hand that calmed...
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204: Gifts for Dads, and a Pig Shaped Like a Banjo from 2019-06-20T11:00:19
You know, if either of us had been thinking, we'd have done this one last week. But we didn't. So, like all Father's Day stuff, this one is not that well thought out, and nobody gives a crap anyway...
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203: Storm Chasing, brought to you by Neighbor and the Boys! from 2019-06-13T11:00:16
You know those shows where there's a horribly dangerous weather event and people risk their lives to be kind of near it? Well, we don't, but we did one anyway! Learn all about Chicken Sandwich Day ...
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202: Scouting Adventure! or, Making Music with a Clam-Chowder-o-Phone from 2019-06-06T11:00:25
Ah, the great outdoors! Family. A scoutmaster who hurts himself with Excalibur. The Lady UNDER the Lake. Simpson's Soap and the Hiney Powder Squirt. All that stuff. It's a scouting adventure, with ...
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201: Products Not Available in Stores, and They Want to Shave Your Mistress's Horse Hair! from 2019-05-30T11:00:27
This episode's got two things in it. Well, it's got a lot of things, but of two types. Two types of thing. That's what this episode has. Two of them. But a lot.
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200: The Bicentennial Celebration, or Rhino-Free Rhino Pie! from 2019-05-23T11:00:27
Two. Hundred. Episodes. And to those of you who have been with us from the beginning, we just want to say from the bottom of our hearts, "Hello, Andy, Jen and Steve."
We've never done thi...
199: A Double Feature! brought to you by Pretzel Bees! from 2019-05-16T11:00:29
Sometimes you don't have one long idea. Sometimes you have two small ones. And you smash them together, like the gods did with the first Dagwood. Such is today's episode.
First, Tassie and...
198: Welcome to Geraldburger: Treat Yourself Like a Trash Animal! from 2019-05-09T11:00:29
It's that time, time to return to the Geraldburger drive-thru window. So, if you've got a hankering for a single pancake, or even something that just says it's a pancake, or a fleet of bees that pr...
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197: The ABCs of Safety, or What's Left After All the Blood Comes Out from 2019-05-02T11:00:29
This week, we're back in Mr. Waverly's class for a special visit from a couple of state police troopers. The topic of the day: Safety! So if you've ever wanted to hear about skunk firemen, how 50% ...
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196: The Zookeeper's Lost Hat, or That Dream Where Cheese is Skating for a Living from 2019-04-25T11:00:14
Have you ever wanted to listen to Super Pee Pee Time with a kid, but were afraid we were going to say things that...you know, that we would say? Well, Cade wanted to do one that is appropriate even...
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195: Grandma and Grandpa's Easter Egg Hunt, or Marshmallow Fart Coyote from 2019-04-18T11:00:24
It's that time of year for that most special holiday. Not LegHog Day or Horse Halloween. Or Dirt Day. No, it's Easter. That special time when your grandparents give you that trembling kit, or some ...
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194: Book Talk! or, When You Sneeze So Hard, Your Butt Cries from 2019-04-11T11:00:24
Have you ever wanted to just curl up with a good book? Like the followup to "The Lorax" called "Scumbag"? Or "Oh, the Demons You'll Spend Time With"? How do you feel about the word "fluid"? Do you ...
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193: Technology of the Future, or You Can't Ripen Something Without its Consent from 2019-04-04T11:00:22
We all need new technology. How else would you be able to thigh-mate yourself, or check your blood popcorn levels? Well, TechFest2019 is here to reinvigorate your pants area and show you a way to c...
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192: The Craft Ladies and Violent Yarn Attractions! from 2019-03-28T11:00:29
Well, it's springtime, and that means only one thing: decorative crafts made with feet in mind! That's right, Jeannie and Charlotte are back, with a visit from the Adhesive King and Hadry, the man ...
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191: Championship Hoops, or The Decency of a Prancing Monster from 2019-03-21T11:00:29
Well, it's that time of year, when basketball dreams all come true! Buzzer beaters, cinderella stories, and of course a manta ray that has taken an interest in FoliageBall (i.e. competitive foliage...
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190: Imps vs Leprechauns, or Oh, the S#!t Show of it All from 2019-03-14T11:00:08
When immortal beings clash, the earth shakes. Also, you will overload your bank account with goo, and a GordonFish will do your taxes from a lake. So eat the eyebrow of a heartbroken oreo, and list...
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189: The Diner, with a Side of Training Pants from 2019-03-07T12:00:18
You know those folks old diners where the cheesecake has been enslaved, and you can have them send over a big steaming beehive? The kind that makes that special wopner sauce made in the grease that...
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188: Reverend Ben & Donald and Jam Dot Cookies with a Cybernetic Tail from 2019-02-28T12:00:26
Dear friends, did you miss your local spaghetti drop last month? Have you suffered a camel attack? Do you own a moose, but not know you own it? Do you enjoy Sherbet Valley's Criminal Paste? Well, i...
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187: Alien Invasion, or Knee Your Diamond Vendor in the Clam from 2019-02-21T12:00:15
What happens when two scientists share data only to find a strange object hurtling towards the earth? What happens when people are too afraid to use solid eyedrops? What is a custom replica of a fo...
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186: Margaret and Ernesto's Valentine Getaway, or the Terror Massage from 2019-02-14T12:00:25
Are you looking for a lovely getaway for Valentine's Day? Somewhere you can buy oils scented like a sumo wrestler's computer? Do you need a vacation in a place that understands that chimpanzees are...
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185: The Gianettis are so Fancy, You Might Feel Like You're in a Delightful Bag from 2019-02-07T12:00:15
What's that you say? You're in Europe, and you're looking for an experience so fancy that your plugs will come out? So fancy that your jerky will be exposed to team sports? So fancy that your bees ...
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184: The Auto Repair Shop, or Too Much Wondergrease from 2019-01-31T12:00:25
What's that you say? You're having a little car trouble? Is it the kind where you want someone to dislocate their shoulders and crawl up the tailpipe to check out the trouble? Do you have a nurse t...
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183: Coming this Summer: CandyBearWaterPants, rated M for "Knack for Juggling" from 2019-01-24T12:00:13
This week, it's time for a little of this, a little of that, a little of the other thing. We start with actual us actually chatting about how snipers poop. And then, we go back and forth between co...
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182: The Swanky Auction, or My E-Nuts Are Showing from 2019-01-17T12:00:15
Have you ever wanted to go to one of those really high end auctions? No, the REALLY fancy ones, where people grease themselves up just like you would grease a pony? You know, the kind where envelop...
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181: The New Year New You Health Plan, or One Lazy Triangle! from 2019-01-10T12:00:16
Well, the holidays are well behind us, and it's time to get healthy! And Carol and Dr. Radford are here to help! Do you have leftover bear flakes or a saggy bee problem solution? Have you rediscove...
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180: Special Ops, or Yeah, Karate Gets Weird After a While from 2019-01-03T12:00:15
Two of the most highly elite soldiers are deep behind enemy lines, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. Will one of them be shot in the Snoopy machine? Will they have time to use meat...
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179: The New Year's Eve Party, and a Puddle Filled with Bye Bye Juice! from 2018-12-27T12:00:15
It's almost the end of the year, and time to celebrate with a party that's alive with chastity! Pass out the Shack-pagne, which is champagne they make in a rubber shack. Check out the weird, ugly c...
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178: A Farmhouse Christmas, or Put Your Hand In This Hobo Spot from 2018-12-20T12:00:15
HO HO HO! It's that time of year again. Time for the Super Pee Pee Time Christmas episode! This year, it's a double-feature:
THE TOY DESIGNERS:
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177: The School Play, or Christmas is Like When Sadness Wears Tan Clothing from 2018-12-13T12:00:15
It's the holiday season, and it's time for Mr. Waverly's class to do their school Xmas play! If you ever dreamed of having a GI Joe Sit Down Kit or a Mark-My-Words Barbie, this one's for you!
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176: The Big Game Live From Shiny Baby Child Field! from 2018-12-06T12:00:17
Are you ready for some football? No? Well, that's probably good because we're not really going to give you much of it. But if you want to hear about a degenerative disease in your beast area, this ...
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175: The 2 Headed Barry White Creature and a Great Necklace for Victims of Things from 2018-11-29T12:00:24
We've got a double-header this week! And not just because the first half of the show is the 2 headed Barry White creature, preparing for their holiday party! They'll plan out all their holiday favo...
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174: The 3rd First Thanksgiving! or a Lump of Church Owl Grease from 2018-11-22T12:00:24
Well, it's that time of year, when we once again visit the pilgrims and that fateful first Thanksgiving in the new world. Will we learn why they brought so many tongs with them? Will we learn how h...
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173: The Big Fall Sales Event! or Tiny Steve and his Elbow People from 2018-11-15T12:00:18
Do you want to churn your own butter while your mom watches? Do you need a throw-up doll or a jar of pelicans? Have you notified your doctor that tetherball is no longer fun? Then you're in luck. T...
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172: Tassie and Mr. Johanson Doing Evil or There's No Way Out But In from 2018-11-08T12:00:29
When last we left ubersecretary Tassie and her boss, the evil Mr. Johanson, they...we...we have no idea what they were doing. But now, the superhero, Shy Cow Man, is causing them problems, and they...
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171: SuperGalactic Justice, or Half Past Nobody's Cream from 2018-11-01T11:00:13
The heroes of SuperGalactic have returned! And they are in big trouble. Strider Zorn and Grunk are on trial for their lives. Will they be able to prove their own innocence? Will Jorak help in even ...
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170: Super Cree-Pee Time Halloween 2018, or I Hope We Die! from 2018-10-25T11:00:23
It's that spooky time of year once again, friends. And you know what that means! Another installment of SUPER CREE-PEE TIME! This time, a group of teenagers decide to stay the night in a spooky old...
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169: The Church of Henrietta's Ballrack Brought to You by the Halloween Superstore from 2018-10-18T11:00:29
Dear friends, have you been stricken with a banjo that you can play with your eye? Do you lay awake nights thinking of a tombstone that says HERE LIES DIRT BABY? Do you ever rap some sick rhymes th...
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168: Sherlock Holmes and the Hamburgers Crying in the Night from 2018-10-11T11:00:29
The game is afoot! Again! And I'm pretty sure we don't say that OR "elementary my dear Watson" in this, so what is Sherlock Holmes even doing? Well, he's in retirement, see? He's in the country, ta...
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167: Vlad and Valery, or Give a Perm to a Rodent from 2018-10-04T11:00:19
This episode starts off with a movie trailer that was sort of a special request from superfans Andy and Steve. We won't tell you what, exactly, it is, but it features Shovel, Jorak Mult, and OpalBe...
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166: The Gianetti Brothers and a Chamber Mouse Having a Stroke from 2018-09-27T11:00:29
Fall is finally here, and Frank and Joe Gianetti have acquired a new restaurant! If you were wondering exactly how afraid you should be of a fish with a hand, or what it's like to wear pans made ou...
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165: The Museum of Cow Science, or Cereal Was Born of Shame from 2018-09-20T11:00:16
No one loves a museum science tour more than we do, everyone. The trudging, the learning. Looking at a "Pinnochium" whatever that is. Hearing about Eekmobile Syndrome. Singing all the old jingles f...
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164: Old Time News Reel, Brought to You by Lemming Stopper! from 2018-09-13T11:00:16
Would you like someone to sell you Beast Powder? How about Lack Powder? Goon Paste? What about Church Cones?
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163: Two Moms on the Go, or Uncle Gopher's Hammer Flakes from 2018-09-06T11:00:16
And, we're back! Oh man, it is so weird to skip a couple of weeks. And now, it's about to get weirder.
It's time for "2 Moms on the Go" where a couple of moms review all the latest back to...
162: The Gangsters, or Let's Do The Easy Frankenstein! from 2018-08-16T11:00:28
It's the 40's, see? And there's this guy and this dame, see? And they've been captured by a couple of gangsters. It's the classic love story. He canceled himself in her sink, and she knows how he g...
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161:The Wrestlers, or My Dove Graduated Helmet School from 2018-08-09T11:00:15
Ahoy, humans! This is a bit of a minisode, and in it we head into the ring for the wrestling match of the century. Get ready for a one way ticket to hug town! Hammer Boy and Big Wossie are going to...
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160: The Flim Flam Men with Pills to Take Away Your Child's Birdmouth from 2018-08-02T11:00:15
Step right up, ladies and gents, and let these two fast talking city slickers cure all your ills. Just rub this on your prattling area, and sprinkle this right on your bologna, and soon enough, nev...
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159 Bedtime Story Theater, or Hello? Am I Watery? from 2018-07-26T11:00:15
Sometimes we decide "Let's do a children's story!" and just horrible things happen. But not this time! Well, there is the character who is happy that his blood came out. And the fudging of ghosts i...
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158: The Anniversary Train, or Batteries Are God's Way Of Hurting People from 2018-07-19T11:00:15
Well, we've been through three years together. We've seen chamber mice, velamints, dagwood sandwiches, apples, and various able-bodied things. But now, it's time for year four. What will year four ...
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157: The Dying King and the Icy Whales of Whale City from 2018-07-12T11:00:24
Well, well, well. Look who finished year three and is beginning year four without a special "this is the start of a new year" episode because they forgot that they have to record stuff a week ahead...
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156: The Doughnut Maker, or Milking Your Neighbor's Neighbor Which Is You! from 2018-07-05T11:00:14
MINISODE TIME: Yes, due to some summer scheduling, this episode is short, and as sweet as a Boston Creme Doughnut. Or a Detroit Creme Doughnut. Or how about Astronomer Fudge? You'll learn how easy ...
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155: Amusement World! or Daddy Was Heavy On A Thursday from 2018-06-28T11:00:05
It's summertime, and that means vacations with the family, Lucifer help you. What better time than now to discover all the roadside attractions, museums, amusement parks and such that you might wan...
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154: Homicide Squad! or Put a Box in a Bag in a Man in a Box from 2018-06-21T11:00:05
You know those great old cop shows where there's a murder, and also chaps made out of leprosy, dalmatian holes, and a beverage called "examinade"?
Sure. Sure, you do. We all do, Don. Your...
153: The Father's Day Special, or I've Oiled Some of Your Car from 2018-06-14T11:00:14
It's Father's Day, just in time for a special holiday episode by two men who have/had marginal relationships with their fathers at best! YES.
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152: On A Walking Tour, or Before You Leave, Please Sick Yourself... from 2018-06-07T11:08:21
...and you know what that means.
Due to some scheduling snafus, this episode (and maybe the next one) are gonna be a little short. Minisode! Short but sweet! And horrible! And ridiculous!<...
151: The Craft Ladies Teach You to Clam Yourself with Church Juice from 2018-05-31T11:00:02
It's nearly summer, and that means the Craft Ladies are back with more things that are ugly and hard to make! If you've been looking for a gift for that special someone on your Lubrication Annivers...
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150: Poker Tournament, Witch Trial, and ChildrenAreBasicallyHorrible.COM from 2018-05-24T11:00:12
How would you feel about a high stakes poker tournament where it's not entirely clear if even one hand is played? Where someone is guarding cranberries at the fruit vault, and there are four 11-yea...
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149: Learn, Grow & Fudge Everyone You Know: A Public Service Announcement from 2018-05-17T11:00:22
Sometimes, teens need a little help to learn how the world works. Well, we're here to help. If you want to be enjoyed by Putt-boy, or if your mom puts extra gaps in your sandwiches for you, if the ...
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148: The Old Gang Returns, or a Vicious Camel is Not Going to Space from 2018-05-10T11:00:06
Do you ever get that feeling where you just want to visit some old friends? Us neither! But in this case, we make an exception. Here's our chance to check in with:
-Ted the Life Coach, as ...
147: Employee Orientation, or Protecting a Cow's Nads from Magnets from 2018-05-03T11:00:16
Sometimes your employees need to be oriented. These people need orientation. And even if our plans all turn to a cybernetic leprechaun giving birth out of his asshole, by god we're going to orient ...
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146: Tarleton and Wilter: The Supernatural and Mermaids Selling Bro-Paste from 2018-04-26T11:00:24
Our intrepid explorers, Tarleton and Wilter, have returned with a new set of volumes. This time around it's: The world of the Supernatural!
Learn of the blank calendars that Sasquatches ke...
145: The Matchmaking Imps, or How to be a Flying Smelly Mouse from 2018-04-19T11:00:14
The Imps have returned, and this time they're trying to get a promotion. In order to move up, they need to help someone fall in love. They know nothing of towel birds, or people who make feet out o...
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144: The Rescue of the Klork Bird, or the Wettest Times are Behind Us from 2018-04-12T11:00:04
It had been too long since we'd done a children's show that was not at all for children. Well, not only did we do one, but it is even less for children than ever before. Just ask the camel. (note: ...
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143: Couple's Therapy, or Trofimoff's Whiskey Underpants Giblets from 2018-04-05T11:00
Sometimes in life, a couple needs a helping hand. An outside eye to help them find a new place in their relationship. Sometimes one of them has an erotic fixation on Casper the Friendly Ghost. Some...
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142: The Last Magic Show, or BJ and the Bear and the Balls from 2018-03-29T11:00
Oh, dear people. It's time. Time for a visit to Hal Embry Ford for more deals that are a little extra violent this week for some reason.
And then, it's time to bring down the final curtain...
141: The Gianetti Brothers Get Fancy with a Sharpened Cummerbund from 2018-03-22T11:20:27
Oh, hello. We didn't see you there. But now that you're here, it's time to learn all about the Gianetti Brothers' new restaurant, The Compound. It's got everything. Towel arrangement kits, all your...
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140: Wilderness Adventure! or Caramel Corn from Scabies Island from 2018-03-15T11:00:59
This may be the record for the quickest we've ever forgotten our character names. I think we remember them eventually. And then probably forget them again.
Notwithstanding, it's an advent...
139: The Sandwich Shop, or Grandmother's Leprosy Escape Pie from 2018-03-08T07:00:13
It's time for a tale. A tale of two sandwich makers with a dream. Well, a lot of dreams. They wanted to make an eyeball venison burger, a fudge tiger, or a Mister Paul's Big Balls Fish Sandwich. Bu...
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138: A Walk in the Park, or the Enemy of my Snake is Not My Friend from 2018-03-01T12:03:30
Two of the friendliest of all possible gentlemen decide to take a nice walk. What could go wrong? A ham trap? Maybe. Snort Flakes Cereal? Possibly. Davy Crockett's last words about almonds? Most li...
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137: Supergalactic Re-returns! or, I've Started This Pickle Club from 2018-02-22T12:04:15
From beyond the cosmos, whatever that means, it's...SUPERGALACTIC. Our intrepid space travelers, Strider Zorn and Grunk, are back for yet another sci-fi adventure. We kind of forgot about where we ...
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136: The Scientific Study, or Whispering Into Your Toy Zone from 2018-02-15T12:05:39
It's episode 136, and you know what that means! SCIENCE! Two scientists from a company that may or may not make falling cupcakes are conducting several scientific studies. Their subjects try to ans...
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135: Grandma and Grandpa's Anniversary, or I Want You to Dream About Murder from 2018-02-08T12:11:05
Grandma and Grandpa are back! When last we heard from them, it just occurs to me, they were about to die in a submarine. But that didn't slow them down. And, just in time for Valentine's day, it's ...
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134: Love Advice with Vlad and Valery, or Immediate Tallness Baby from 2018-02-01T12:09:59
Well, it had to happen sometime. Last week, Vlad & Valery said what we were going to do "next time" and we almost kind of do that the next week.
Yes, Vlad and Valery are back, with much co...
133: Ice Fishing with Carol Channing and a Foolish Pouch Monster from 2018-01-25T05:44:22
It was going to be a return to "Fishin' and Fishin' with Harlan Stetson and Billy Whitefeather" but Cade wanted to play Carol Channing, so it's that. Learn what aspects of ice fishing are pleasing ...
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132: Earth's Favorite Gameshow and a Venomous Towel Monster from 2018-01-18T12:21:35
Yes, it's time again for your favorite gameshow...Answer a few simple questions so you can win big money and prizes! Like a lifetime supply of Toy Oil, or a monkey massage for your cat! Or a "hot b...
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131: A Thriller, a 2-Headed Barry White Creature, and a Case of Choosing Juice from 2018-01-11T12:22:11
This week, we've got a two-fer! That means you get two scenes for the price of one. Or...two half-length scenes for the price of one full-length scene. And there is no price. What in the hell are w...
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130: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Double Input Man Bug Lady Bug from 2018-01-04T12:16:31
Happy New Year, oh friends of the pee. Today, we have a special treat for you. Not like normal weeks when we have a standard treat for you. No way. This week, it's the triumphant return of Sherlock...
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129: New Year's Eve, or a Million Way Tie for Last Place from 2017-12-28T12:09:59
It's that time again when the calendar people tell you it's time to "buy a new calendar" because last year's calendar "doesn't make any sense this year" and is "no longer accurate." Well, you can b...
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128: The Battle For Santa's Bag, or Let's Go Bologna Camping! from 2017-12-21T22:53:30
Ok. That's more like it. We put up something that was a total jumble of nonsense during your normal Super Pee Pee Time Time. And not the normal kind of nonsense. So, sorry about that, several peopl...
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127: Christmas Means Taking A Radio Apart With Your Feet, with Donald and Reverend Ben from 2017-12-14T12:21:29
Happy holidays to you, and welcome to another evening with Reverend Ben and Donald. This week it's all about the true meaning of Christmas. Learn all the stuff you really need to know, like how som...
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126: Mr. Kringle Goes to Washington, or Nog Me, Baby from 2017-12-07T12:15:31
Look, you have a secret. You haven't been honest with yourself about something, and...and it's ok. It's ok. You know why? Because it's the holiday season. And we all know that you have been ACHING ...
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125: Rafting Adventure, or AWOL from the Frog World from 2017-11-30T12:10:05
Sometimes we have a plan when we start. We have an outline, characters, or at least some kind of a sense of what we're going for. This was not one of those times. It turned out to make a kind of se...
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124: Thankfulness Comes From A Horny, Hairy Bird from 2017-11-22T14:56:49
What do you get when you combine, Thanksgiving dinner, Ted the Life Coach, a family full of thankful people, and a Black Friday sales event from Hal Embry Ford? We don't know, but here it friggin' ...
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123: Pilgrims' Voyage, or The Stain Sauce Is Extra from 2017-11-16T12:01:12
We've all heard the story of the first Thanksgiving. Well...all of us besides little Joe who wears the snorkel to work. Well, this episode takes us back to just before that, during the long voyage ...
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122: Dangerous Jobs, or Lap Ghost Rejuvenator from 2017-11-09T11:03:43
You know, it seems like such a no-brainer, to do a show where we go and speak with characters who do dangerous jobs. How were we supposed to know that we wouldn't, you know, DO that?
The ...
121: Paint Eyebrows On Your Whole House! from 2017-11-02T05:16:01
Well, this one almost didn't happen, folks. We were going to have to skip a week due to some unavoidable missed recording sessions. But I just couldn't bring myself to skip one. So here it is, the ...
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120: Super Cree-Pee Time 2017: Halloween at Old Mrs. HurtMeSon's from 2017-10-26T11:09:59
It's another Super Pee Pee Time Halloween spectacular! This time, it's a couple of trick-or-treater's from Mr. Waverley's class. They're not in the best trick-or-treating neighborhood, but they're ...
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119: A Girl And Her Horse, or Can't Wait To Jill My Jack from 2017-10-19T11:09:42
What's that you say? You're in the mood for a touching tale of a teenaged girl and her champion horse, Champion? Brought to you by the Halloween Superstore? The kind of situation where your elf is ...
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118: The Gianetti Brothers, or Caught in a Whispering Accident from 2017-10-12T11:08:42
We were away for a couple of weeks, and so the last couple of episodes were from our secret stash. But this one? Fresh off the presses. And you know what?
We may have been a way too long. Come...
117: Carleton & Benji's Wild World, or the Waterfish and the Snoopy Owl from 2017-10-05T11:11:55
It's another few clips from the vault. Never before heard, it's all stuff we had almost forgotten we recorded! But since Cade was out of town for a couple weeks, we unearthed them. And here they ar...
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116: From the Super Pee Pee Time Vaults, it's Drink This Showmanship Juice! from 2017-09-28T11:09:52
Well, Cade's out of town. And you know what that means. No, no you don't. Why would you? What it means is, you are going to be treated to several bits that time forgot. Well, we forgot them anyway....
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115: The Craft Ladies, or The Legend of Old Dirty Hamburger Man from 2017-09-21T10:56:18
Welcome back, friends, to another episode of Super Pee Pee Time. This week, Jeannie and Charlotte (aka The Craft Ladies) explore making your own makeup, wind chimes, and smells. There are leftover ...
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114: Bait Shop, or The First Everlasting Artichoke Rocket from 2017-09-14T11:09:57
We've got a couple of delights for you this week. There's music, there's the bait shop that Mama frequents, much to Beatrice's chagrin. There's a hobo-rejecting lemon shark. There's some Lobster Sh...
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113: The Submarine, or Neptune's Hateful Grimace from 2017-09-07T11:13:31
Ahoy, swabbies! Are you ready for a ride on a submarine? Are you ready for Grandma and Grandpa from last year's Thanksgiving episode? Are you ready for Cade to nearly choke to death from laughter? ...
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112: The Imps, or Long Ago, When Sweat Was a Baby from 2017-08-31T11:01:04
Guys, we don't know if you remember way back to Episode 66 (66: The Lost Tragedy of King Madregon and the Irradiated Wonderpants) but there were two mystical imps in an enchanted forest, imparting ...
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111: The Jury, or That Slobbery, Stupid Baby from 2017-08-24T11:01:01
Order in the courtroom! It's time for what was intended to be a sort of "12 Angry Men" kind of a deal, but kind of went another way. Longtime listeners of our show will be shocked by that fact, but...
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110: Wrap A Brick In The Corpse Of A Mouse from 2017-08-17T11:00:38
Hey, you look like you could use a nice spa day. No? Well, how about a really weird spa day where you talk a lot about what kinds of careers you see for your butt, and you talk a lot about E.T. and...
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109: Holy Hamburgers Video Tapes and DVDs from 2017-08-10T11:18:30
Are you ready for a chillagriating, tortallious journey into the world of volumes of things? Tarleton and Wilter are, and they're not alone. Not only are Mama & Beatrice with them, but there's a ho...
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108: Hula Hoop Restriction Day from 2017-08-03T11:01:27
Ho there, now. Just whoa down your horses and other whoa-able items and sundries.
I honestly don't know why I whoa'd you. I apologize. Everyone deserves to continue through life, unwhoa'd...
107: Give Our Best To Elbow! from 2017-07-27T11:09:31
It's our first new-new episode of our 3rd year, and it's off to the frontier! Pioneers on their homestead, making horrible foods and polishing their ghost areas. We think you'll enjoy a nice bowl o...
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106: Charley Horseman Of The Apocalypse-2nd Anniversary Clip Show Pt 2 from 2017-07-20T00:00
So, you thought we'd celebrate our second anniversary with just one clip show? Have you met us? Anything that's with doing is worth doing for far too long. And so, here we are with the thrilling co...
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105: This Is Humiliating, I Love It, Go Ahead! - 2nd Anniversary Clip Show Pt. 1 from 2017-07-13T11:02:03
Happy Anniversary to us! Yes, it's been TWO YEARS of this nonsense, and we decided to celebrate with some of our favorite clips. In a sane universe, this would be a "blooper reel." But of course we...
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104: A Dagwood, A Velamint, And A Leave Me Alone Sandwich from 2017-07-06T11:04:35
An outbreak of LooDoos disease is rampaging through a hospital. Only two doctors can stop it. And they feel like talking about other things, so, you know, get off their backs, OK?
You'll ...
103: The GeraldBurger Dream Of Nana Gumballs from 2017-06-29T11:13:39
How on earth is GeraldBurger going to get the right kind of ideas for their theme park: GeraldBurgerWorld? Let's go to the phones!
You'll hear all the standard ideas, of course. Whispered ...
102: First, Give Up On The History Of Humanity from 2017-06-22T11:00:37
Well, we're pretty sure that our fives of loyal fans noticed a few folks were missing from our EPISODE 100 extravaganza that was so extravaganzant, it lasted through EPISODE 101. And STILL we didn'...
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101: Pork License Plate from 2017-06-15T11:00:28
We're back for part two of the big 100 episodes extravaganza! We'll be talking with a few more of our favorite characters. We didn't get to everybody. The Gianetti brothers aren't in there, they'll...
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EPISODE 100: Let's Get Scared Of Things! from 2017-06-08T11:00:37
Well, well, well. Looks like we've all made it to EPISODE 100. And to commemorate it, we've done a couple episodes of interviews with some of our pals from throughout these past couple of years, to...
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99: Sergeant, Give Yourself A Treat from 2017-06-01T11:00:27
You know, sometimes we create these elaborate outlines of what we're going to do. Sometimes we just wing it. But sometimes we put together a nice, simple, short outline. Easy to remember, no proble...
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98: Elderly Grand-honky from 2017-05-25T05:40:05
Mac on stay-cation means he doesn't want to get up early on Thursday. And what does that mean? EARLY EPISODE!
First up, get ready for some QVC home shopping magnificence. We'll be showing ...
97: Squirrel Face Stew from 2017-05-18T11:05:44
Are you unready for episode 97? We thought you'd never not ask!
First, it's a space launch. But it's one that requires Ted the Lifecoach AND Carol. So you know it's going well. So put Peac...
96: Grandpa Worked At The Abandoned Yo-Yo Factory from 2017-05-11T11:00:25
This episode...we thought it was going to be about something. And it ended up mostly being about a lot of other things. And ultimately, it was about the Radishes for Joy, a box of warm handles, and...
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95: This Is The Future - Take Off Your Mustache from 2017-05-04T11:00:35
Episode 95, the one where even we weren't sure what it was.
THE CITY OF THE FUTURE - where two robot tour guides show two humans (well, human-ish) around the city. You'll learn of a fraud...
94: All Right, I'm Going To Give You A Series Of Elbows from 2017-04-27T11:00:28
Yes, folks, it's that time again. it's time to play SOUP IS CALLING! Or maybe it's WHO ISN'T AN UNCLE? or OLIVES ARE RAPED. The point is, it's time for a game show where you could win a free one mi...
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93: Unhand That Pumpkin! A Sherlock Holmes Mystery from 2017-04-20T11:00:44
The game is afoot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson return (back from EPISODE 36, check it out...) with another chance for Sherlock to get his juicy thinking juices going!
This mystery has i...
92: The Easter Bunny Can Turn Dirt Into Cream from 2017-04-13T11:03:09
That's right, everyone. It's Easter. And that can mean only one thing. We don't know what thing, but it can only mean that one. That one thing, and THE HUNT FOR THE EASTER BUNNY.
Yes, the ...
91: Reverend Ben's Apocalypse Survival Kit from 2017-04-06T11:11:50
It's a Super Pee Pee double feature! Two thingies for the price of one thingie. Also the price of zero thingies. This is free, is the point.
DONALD & BEN'S APOCALYPSE KIT: We all know that...
90: The Mystical Power To Make Sea Captains Itchy from 2017-03-30T11:25:42
If you loved the Super Friends and the Legion of Doom, but you felt they were lacking all the really good powers like grappling hooks that can churn butter, or a lunchdress, this is the episode for...
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89: It's Log Understanding Disapproval Day! from 2017-03-23T11:15:56
It's time, folks. Time to pull up a comfortable boat-related chair and go fishing! Stetson and Billy (or maybe Harlan) are your experts, and they will teach you everything you need to know about ho...
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88: Midnight in the Sharpening Box from 2017-03-16T11:22:56
Ready for a double-feature? How about one that involves a chipmunk dressed as the grim reaper, an eagle that was arrested for robbing his own genitals, and a film called "Serpentine Corndogs for th...
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87: SuperGalactic Adventures Part 4: Sorry That You Are Milk from 2017-03-09T12:13:28
ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR. Or at least that's what Thulla, a strange hermit with mystical powers, wants you to believe...
Yes, we're back with SUPERGALACTIC! We pick up right where we left off...
86: What If You Overly Sweeten A Raccoon? from 2017-03-02T12:29:54
This week, it's two things. A big and a little. The big is TINY HOMES, a tiny home tour, where the builders take you through every little detail of the process. From the indoor barf moat, to the Lu...
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85: All My Children Have Kneed Me In The Quasar from 2017-02-23T12:23:48
Something old and something new this week.
First up, a couple of Wizards plotting to warn their king of a terrible prophecy. At least that's what it ended up being. So put a pair of undie...
84: This Mailbox has Wasted its Life Being a Mailbox from 2017-02-16T12:21:59
This is what would happen if a furniture store accidentally bought WAYYY too much airtime. That's right, leave yourself behind, and come on down to the big PRESIDENTS DAY FURNITURE SALE!!! We've go...
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83: Do You Have a Marshmallow I Can Ride? from 2017-02-09T12:09:58
Welcome to GeraldBurger, how may we help you today?
That's right, we're back at the GeraldBurger drive-thru, and we'll hear all about books on oozing, the OH NO menu, supernatural ghost p...
82: Winner of the Least Aardvark-like Aardvark Contest from 2017-02-02T12:17:51
RETURN TO THE TRAIL!
Well, it's been a long, long time -- 70 episodes, to be exact -- since we last heard from Jessup and Ellie Mae in our wild west tale, Danger on the Trail. (Episodes 11...
81: Second Hand Death, Brought to you by Cringe Mattresses from 2017-01-26T12:25:19
It's time, friends, to beat the winter blues. And Marcus & Edgar have just the remedy. It's "The Inner Heart of Wisdom." Even though it is the worst year on record for loving mice, there is still h...
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80: From Zero to Gravy, it's Mr. Waverly's Kindergarten Class! from 2017-01-19T12:22:57
Remember those days back in kindergarten, when you'd tell the teacher that your oven was weeping? Sure, sure you do. And when you'd sing that really long song about fire, and then another one about...
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79: Ding-dong, Slobber Party! A Tale of Bravery from 2017-01-12T12:21:23
Man, oh man, we loved doing this one. Maybe it was the narwhal burgers. Maybe it was the smoothness of the elk. Maybe it was finally getting started on making sure invisible alligators are allowed ...
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78: Preventing Forest Fires with the Two Headed Barry White Creature from 2017-01-05T12:12:05
Happy New Year! It's the first show of 2017, and we kick it off with an important public service announcement from the Two Headed Barry White Creature, who wants to remind you to prevent forest fir...
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77: New Year's Eve in Your Brother's Who-Are-You Machine from 2016-12-29T00:00
It's a New Year's Eve THRILLER!
Edgar and Margaret have traveled through time enough to have altered their privates, but not enough to stop the evil plans of Wallmeier Morgon and his henc...
76: Ebenezer Scrooge, His Mom and Her Friend, Lippy from 2016-12-22T12:28:44
That's right, it's Charles Dickens's immortal tale of holiday redemption! Well, it's as close to "A Christmas Carol" as we were ever likely to get. In fairness to us, working with an outline of a r...
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75: Santa Claus and the Woofy Underpant Situation from 2016-12-15T12:24:40
It's that time of the year when all good little boys and girls visit Santa Claus to sit on his lap. Unfortunately, it's all the the time of year when the Super Pee Pee Time characters do the same....
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74: Whorenaments and Scented Tumors - a Holiday Gift Guide from 2016-12-08T11:11:57
It's the holiday season, and that means one thing, it's time for the Craft Ladies Holiday Gift Giving Guide! Scented tumors, a sweater that growls at you, and an elf trying to measure his 'wizard z...
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73: The Taller You Are, The Less Height You Don't Have from 2016-12-01T12:29:57
The holiday season has begun! Well, a little bit. There's a little Christmas in this episode, just like there's a little Christmas inside each and every one of us. It's in your leg. No, no, don't l...
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72: Eat Stuffing with a Slingshot Under the Thanksgiving Tree from 2016-11-23T12:29:04
Gather around the fire by yourself, which isn't easy to do, and listen to the Super Pee Pee Time THANKSGIVING SPECIAL!
You'll meet Grandma, whose teeth are made of other people's dreams. ...
71: Shy Cow Man Rises! A Hero's Story from 2016-11-17T12:31:33
A HERO IS BORN: PART THREE!
You didn't think we'd actually do it, did you? We did two episodes of the superhero story without an actual, you know, "superhero" and you thought we'd just nev...
70: Fancy People Have to Convince a Cow to Go Up a Ladder from 2016-11-10T12:14:05
Well, the world has gotten...different, hasn't it? No matter. What did reality every do for you? We will continue to wage anarchy upon the universe. And so, we bring you, THIS EPISODE OF THE SHOW!!...
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69: The Election Special Episode You Never Knew You Needed from 2016-11-03T11:24:49
This is the election coverage that you've all been waiting for, provided that you've been waiting to hear about an abortion cyborg, and a list of things that will terrify a frog's damsel. And an in...
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68: A Spooky Halloween Love Story...or...Yeah, A Lot Of Us Call It "The Butt." from 2016-10-27T11:26:56
It's that time of year, when the moon gets a volume discount, we all marzipan our underpants and burst through them, and Mama sneaks onto car lots and does weird things to the cars. Yes, it's SUPER...
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67: Please Welcome Miss "Leg Instead of Arm" of Upper New Hampshire! from 2016-10-20T11:11:10
It's that time of year again, folks. The time of year when you're looking for a "skanky obese weatherman" costume, or some jellybeans that a baboon has interrupted. HALLOWEEN!
The Hallowe...
66: The Lost Tragedy of King Madregon and the Irradiated Wonderpants from 2016-10-13T00:00
Back when dinosaurs walked the earth and dagwood sandwiches ruled the skies, we were classically trained as actors. Doing Shakespeare is almost literally the only thing we are qualified to do in li...
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65: Developing A Hornier Way To Mow Lawns from 2016-10-06T06:12:46
EPISODE 65: Sixty-five. If our show were a person and episodes were years, it would have to start taking money out of its 401K. Then again, if our show were a person, it wouldn't have contributed t...
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64: That Desk Lamp That Moistens the Pope from 2016-09-29T11:25:52
Will you still need us, will you still feed us, when we've posted Episode 64? You don't do those things already, so I guess it's not fair to hold you to them now.
GERALDBURGER SPOT FEATURI...
63: The Law Offices of Feingold, Snatch, and Holy Hungriness from 2016-09-22T11:20:11
This...is not how this scene was supposed to go. It should have been 3 minutes long. Maybe 5 or 6, tops. But Cade just wouldn't stop until Mac slowly lost his will to live. And here we are.
62: Sponsored by the GeraldBurger Filth Menu from 2016-09-15T11:19:06
We tried to think of a clever thing to say about the fact that it's our 62nd episode, but nothing notable happens on the 62nd time of anything. There might be something about taking money from your...
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61: A Villain, A Superhero, and GeraldBurger's "Lettuce Is Not Your Friend" Salad from 2016-09-08T11:20:27
Superheroes are born in the most unlikely of places. Or they will be at some point, presumably. We didn't really get around to much of the superhero elements of the superhero origins story. Kind of...
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60: Rats Are Just Wet Hairy Frogs, But First The News from 2016-09-01T11:17:13
This episode is full of things that it is full of. That's how you know it exists. Oh, we're sorry -- did we blow your mind? No? Hello? Wait, come back...
THE NIGHTLY NEWS: A sports player ...
59: Seize The Day Or A Ghost Gets Your Laundry from 2016-08-25T11:20:18
It's a Ted the Lifecoach sandwich! Which is like a Christmas miracle, but it happens in August, and it refers to the nads of a milkmonster. So...those are just some of the differences between this ...
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58: Olympic Gold And A Motion Sensitive Towel from 2016-08-18T11:17:16
It's Episode 58, people. And that means one thing: It's time for coverage of the Olympic closing ceremonies. Also, the gold medalist in tipping over. And a lot of other really weird stuff.
57: These Overalls Are Alive For A Limited Time from 2016-08-11T00:00
It's time for a good old-fashioned detective story. It's film noir, and that means one thing. That means...we have not watched a lot of film noir. But we will pretend to have done so. You'll love i...
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56: SuperGalactic Adventures 3: The Secret Hammer of Elevenman from 2016-08-04T11:28:47
That's right, fools. The sci-fi adventure continues. It's another installment of SUPERGALACTIC!
Strider Zorn and Grunk are trying to take down the Evil Regent Kroesch, but to do it, they'l...
55: Tracking the Murderer Called Happy Man from 2016-07-28T11:16:49
Our first episode after our anniversary, and it's just full of...you know...the things our episodes are full of. We've got two elopements, two murders, a doberman slipping on a food particle, a lin...
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54: Anniversary Show Finale - The Right to Remain Carol from 2016-07-21T11:18:52
This is it. It's come to this. This is what it's come to. To this, come to, it has. It. Come. This. You get it. You all get it. Real good.
Yes, this week is the exciting conclusion of the ...
53: Anniversary Show! The People vs Carol Part One from 2016-07-14T11:25:18
ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!
One year ago today, we launched this abomination, and now...well, now we're going to do more of it. More and more and more. Clearly, we can't stop doing this. And we ar...
52: It Brings a Tear to My Leg from 2016-07-07T11:16:17
Well, well, well. If it isn't episode 52. That means that our first year is coming to a close, and what better way to celebrate than to pour a whole bucket of really weird stuff on you. Enjoy!
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51: Quick, Get Into This Dave Machine! from 2016-06-30T11:10:05
It's the big one! Double-u double-u two! This week, we head back to the war to end all wars. Wait...that might have been the other one. Or maybe it was an explosion convention where they demonstrat...
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50: The 4th of July Butter-Your-Family Sale from 2016-06-23T07:18:50
That's right, people. It's episode FIFTY! The big 50! If episodes were years and our show worked in a lame office, it's coworkers would have decorated it's cubicle with black balloons because they ...
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49: If You Find A Raisin Under The Couch, It's Mine from 2016-06-16T11:00:38
You know what happens when you mix a presidential debate with a two-headed Barry White monster that needs to say goodbye to its lady, right? No? Well, you will.
You'll know all about how t...
48: The Olympics Sponsored by Pepper Stained Pajamas from 2016-06-09T11:12:53
It's almost time for the Olympics, and you know what that means? Us neither!
Yes, it's time for the Olympic trials in gymnastics! With one athlete who can smile from the inside of the back...
47: Sharks Can Smell Sex From Up To One Foot Away from 2016-06-02T11:13:54
Well, we did it, you guys. We made episode 47. Right after episode 46. We knew we could do it, you knew we could do it, no one knows WHY we would do it, but by Mephistopheles, we did it. And it's c...
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46: Brought To You By SparkleShorts and Ghost Paste from 2016-05-26T11:32:13
We hope you enjoy listening to this ridiculous episode half as much as we enjoyed saying it. And when you hear it, you'll ask yourself, "How could they possibly think we could enjoy it as much as t...
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45: We're Expecting a Baby Next Juloon from 2016-05-19T11:11:26
You know those home makeover shows, where a lovely couple invites a couple of famous home...fixers...into their lives, and soon enough, we're learning all about grass-fed poltergeists, steak wading...
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44: There's A Form You Can Fill Out To Understand Me from 2016-05-12T11:25:31
OK. So. This episode is all over the place. There are:
-News headlines about, among other thigns, an elk that people like,
-Commercials about god only knows what,
-A n...
43: Have You Built A Cobra Out Of Your Own Pieces? from 2016-05-04T00:00
From some poor guy's home office all the way to the briefing room at the White House, Episode 43 is possibly the most juvenile episode we've ever done. And if you're a subscriber (how could you not...
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42: You Made It To The Top, Now You're An Elephant from 2016-04-27T00:00
A little something for everyone in this episode. Everyone likes guided meditations, stories about talking dogs that are slowly becoming peanuts and rockin' sports movie music, right? We sing, we la...
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41: Fight of the Century Brought to you by Watson's Welcoming Powder from 2016-04-19T00:00
This is another one that was almost too weird to post. But if you've followed us this far - 41 EPISODES - clearly...I mean, what else can we do? We're stuck with each other, and that's a beautiful,...
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40: A Fearful Doughnut Is Important For Any Pizza from 2016-04-13T00:00
Want to make your party special? Fancy? Want to make your pampers waxy? Want a turkey that dresses up like a duck and goes down to the duck Port Authority to solicit actual ducks? Want a batloaf th...
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39: Always Vote For The Candidate Who Will Breathe On You from 2016-04-07T00:00
Some of this episode nearly got too weird even for us.
VOTE FOR TONY BERULLIO (0:00) - When your county is in a dirty state of mind, who do you turn to? Tony Berullio, that's who. Your mo...
38: Rocket Yourself into Stupidity with Crafts! from 2016-03-31T12:40:11
Have you ever wanted to make a craft at home using only cobra licensing materials? Ever wanted to hear all about gravy that is understandable but not enjoyable? No, of course not, no one has. But t...
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37: The World's Most Humiliating Freestyle Rap from 2016-03-24T12:32:59
Folks, if this episode doesn't have it, you don't want it. Unless you wanted people who know how to freestyle rap to do some freestyle rap. We don't have that.
We begin...with the humiliat...
36: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Very Missing Human Person from 2016-03-17T12:32:30
The game's afoot!...is one catchphrase normally found in a Sherlock Holmes story that you will not hear during this episode because, well, we probably forgot about it.
Holmes and Watson w...
35: Supergalactic Adventures Part 2 - Rolling Your Barbecue Dice from 2016-03-10T13:34:41
This week, we return to the world of SUPERGALACTIC (from Episode 28 which you don't need to listen to first, but...I mean, you should...) with all the high drama, the characters, the incredibly bri...
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34: The Science Show or Dear Betty, What is Everything? from 2016-03-03T13:31:54
This episode has everything from the wonders of children learning about science to the magic of adults being fooled by a seance. And nothing in between. That's what it has.
0:00-- SCIENCE ...
33: Inventions, Porpoise Juice, and Angela Lansbury as a Crouton from 2016-02-25T13:33:07
This episode has it all. Forks that don't resist adjustment, absurd fire engines. All the basics.
First, we take you all the way back to characters you haven't heard since episode one. ON...
32: Carol is in the Outback and the Donuts Don't Happen Very Good from 2016-02-18T13:36:16
Ok. Ok. This episode is all over the place. Just all over it. The place, I'm saying. It's all over that. The place is all under this episode.
Interrupted by a series of commercials, our ol...
31: Valentine's Day is Upon Us Like an Orangutan Playing Ukulele from 2016-02-11T12:37:57
Ah, Valentine's Day, when an ancient poet with a hand for a head whispers your name. Right? Yes.
But before we get to that, we begin with the semi-triumphant return of storybook theater (y...
30: Super Pee Pee Bowl Pre-game...but First the News from 2016-02-04T13:33:42
This is what happens when two people who don't know about football or the news do football and the news.
This also marks a first. The first time one of us bails out on a scene completely ...
29: Wildlife of Africa with Tarleton and Wilter from 2016-01-28T13:34
Which animal gets its fishing rod caught as it runs through trees? Which creature of the African plains has a natural ability to hide in scuba classes? Does a parrot really need a sickle to hunt be...
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28: SuperGalactic Adventures! from 2016-01-21T13:45:22
Spaceships, bar fights, and would you accept a peach gorilla?
You know, sometimes here at Super Pee Pee Time Studios, one of us will jot down an outline for us to work with. Just a short ...
27: When a Bird Dies an Angel Gets His Face from 2016-01-14T14:19:03
After last week's screaming, howling lunacy fest, lets bring it down a little. How about a couple of British auctioneers selling items, and taking bids in such denominations as a "hair house inhab...
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26: The Car Commercial Has Gone a Little Too Far from 2016-01-07T16:29:54
We made a couple pieces of music, and just saw what would happen if we talked over them. This is what happened. We lost more and more of our minds and we end up with Cade literally offering an unco...
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25: New Year's Eve All-Star Telethon Featuring EVERYBODY from 2015-12-31T15:52:56
As we move into 2016, we just want to thank you all so much for listening to our new, you know, thing. We love knowing that there are people out there who like this. Maybe even as much as we do.
24: Miracle on 34th Street (for all we know) from 2015-12-24T12:28:25
Well, it's finally here. Christmas. And to celebrate, we here at Super Pee Pee Time have gotten you a wonderfully under-prepared gift. The magical tale of "A Miracle on 34th Street" as only two wei...
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23: Ted and Beelo Save Christmas! MAYBE! from 2015-12-18T00:43:47
Ho-ho-holy shit. In this our...what is it, 3rd Christmas special? And this isn't even the last one. Anyway, this episode is packed FULL of holiday cheerfulness, enjoyfullness, bullshittery and ho-h...
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22: Santa's Workshop! A Home Shopping Abomination! from 2015-12-11T03:53:21
Sit in a tub of egg nog and your own holiday sauces...and listen in as Reg and John present all the best and most frightening home shopping deals on holiday toys. For your children*!
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21: The Xmas Superstore presents: That One Black Friday from 2015-12-04T00:21:06
Well, well. Episode 21. TWENTY ONE! Our little podcast is all grown up. It can even have its first legal drink, if weeks were years and podcasts were vomiting college students subject to laws. And ...
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20: The Thanksgiving Super Pee Pee Time Spectacular! from 2015-11-25T17:09:27
Because we are so thankful for you, the mentally...er...different fans of SPPT, we offer you two alternate universe Thanksgiving pieces for your pleasure and joy. Listen closely to the place where...
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19: The Thanksgiving Day Dog Show! (feat. a Frog Dressed as Dracula) from 2015-11-20T00:14:51
By the end of this one, we get so deep into Pee Pee language, it's as if we both had a stroke. Like, we shared a single stroke between us and passed it back and forth like a tank of nitrous. Listen...
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18: What's a Two-letter Word for an Existential Crisis? Only a Pecan Knows. from 2015-11-13T04:51:53
This one's kind of a weird one. I mean, they all are. But it starts off normal weird, and it gets weird-weird.
-We begin with the Gianetti brothers tantalizing your tastebuds with a descri...
17: The Wonders of SPACE...or...Is That Not Apple Pickin'? from 2015-11-06T04:24:58
Some of your old friends are back for more idiocy and dumbfoolery. Don't leave them hanging, yo. DO NOT LEAVE THEM HANGING, PLEASE, YO, PLEASE. YO. Seriously, yo.
First up, Beatrice is vis...
16: Super Cree-Pee Time Halloween DOUBLE FEATURE from 2015-10-30T01:51:29
This Creature Double Feature is what happens when we get overstimulated about a holiday special. Sound effects, music, and major idiocy. Doesn't make a lot of sense, but neither does dressing up a...
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15: The Halloween Superstore presents: The Evils of Halloween!! from 2015-10-23T03:51:35
SUPER CREE-PEE TIME, VOLUME ONE...
Well, folks, it's Episode 15, and we've finally made it to our very first HOLIDAY SPECIAL!! We got so excited, we recorded too much Halloween stuff. Like...
14: Can We Use a Backwater Squirrel for our Happiness? from 2015-10-16T03:05:42
This episode is divided into two halves. They are not equal in duration, and therefore are not halves. Everything you have learned so far is a lie!
Let's start over. We want to earn back ...
13: Jack and the Beanstalk and a Sentient Shovel from 2015-10-07T00:00
Well, well, well. Here we are. Lucky thirteen. And you're still here! YOU, the imaginary person that I am talking to right now. We're both still here, you and I. And together, we are an idiot.
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12: Danger on the Trail! Part Two - The End...?! Maybe! from 2015-09-30T00:00
Well, cowlasses and cowlads. Cowpokes and cowplops. Cowdogs and cowbirds. This is it. This is the exciting conclusion to the epic Super Pee Pee Time wild west tale, "Danger on the Trail." This time...
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11: Danger on the Trail! Part One from 2015-09-22T00:00
DANGER ON THE TRAIL! A Super Pee Pee Time wild west adventure that ran so long, it spans TWO episodes.
In part one, we meet a town under the influence of an unfortunately named cattle baro...
10: The Job Interview and a Big Donkey Kind of a Feeling from 2015-09-15T00:00
The 10th episode! That's the tin anniversary! Buy us tin! And listen to this idiocy! For our anniversary!
Just think, it was only ten short episodes ago that there was no Super Pee Pee Ti...
9: The Double Gianetti from 2015-09-11T04:17:42
It's a Gianetti sandwich. A Gianetti-sode, filled with all the fanciest tastes and flavors that you will enjoy. And also some stuff that actually frightened Cade. Today, you'll hear:
-Fran...
8: Mama, Beatrice, Punky-Pants and Ted the Lobster! from 2015-09-01T00:00
This episode features a huge milestone: for the very first time, you will hear Mac actually remember his character's name ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE SCENE. It's only one of the scenes, and it probably...
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6: The old Ass-ierre from 2015-08-21T04:35:03
Let's take it down a notch. No? All right. Let's do something really odd and incomprehensible. Good. That works better for us anyway.
First, we do a science documentary. In a way. Sure we ...
7: Stephen and Mr. Welk go for a Walk from 2015-08-21T00:00
This one starts off almost kind of poignant. Well, as poignant as it could be while two people are handcuffed to one another without explanation.
-A weird kid and a weird man go for a weir...
5: The Robust Flavor of a Hammer from 2015-08-14T02:31:09
It all starts almost sensibly. But by the end, it kind of sailed away for a while there. Not a lot. A little. Or a lot depending upon how you measure these things....
-First, Cade intervie...
4: That's Not How You Make S'mores... from 2015-08-07T04:04:30
In this thrilling episode, we learn a lot about...nothing. We learn nothing. But we are fine people who mean well.
- Two religious leaders discuss what is and isn't inspired by the devil, ...
2: The Lord Walks With an Iron Head from 2015-07-21T00:00
Listen with your ears as...
-Nurse Carol is unable and unwilling to help anybody
-Citizens partake in a fairly serious misuse of a police tip line
-Reverend Ben and his intrepid somethi...
3: Feel the HEAT from 2015-07-20T00:00
This one goes off the rails almost immediately. And then it never gets on the rails. There are no rails, really.
-The Deep: an offering never offered before, once again, for the very first...
1: Everything You Wanted aaand This from 2015-07-12T00:00
...in which Mac & Cade try to figure out how to use their Roland voice changers. With:
-A chat with an unnatural man
-A toy designer pitches a few ideas
-Two soldiers take a really long...