Podcasts by Sweet Valley Highnesses
We are two sisters who grew up loving the Sweet Valley High books as impressionable young children and thought it would be fun to re-read as adults. You know, now that we understand how f*cking insane every single plot and character is. If you love the books too, let's connect! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @SVHighPodcast or email us: SVHighPodcast@gmail.com
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Ep 16 - Sweet Valley Highnesses Presents: A VERY SPOOKY MALIBU SUMMER from 2019-11-03T02:24:47
Happy Dia De Los Muertos! In the spirit of this celebration, where the veil between two worlds is lifted, join us as we dive in on the summer classic "Malibu Summer" even though it is now mid-fall ...
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Ep 15 - BOOK 24 - MEMORIES from 2019-07-09T17:17:09
Welcome to Book 24, “Memories” wherein we witness the return of loose cannon and former teen druggie of Sweet Valley Betsy Martin! Betsy wants Steven Wakefield to hang out with her all the time an...
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Ep 14 - BOOK 23 - SAY GOOD-BYE from 2019-05-30T23:13:55
It's time for Book 23, “Say Good-bye” where before Todd leaves Sweet Valley forever, he tries on some Sister Wives bullshit. Jasmine is ecstatic! But Liz is sad, and deals with it by acting like a...
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Ep 13 - BOOK 22 - TOO MUCH IN LOVE from 2019-04-22T20:49:22
Welcome to Book #22, wherein another teen who hasn't received their anti-dickmitization/HPV vaccine is doing the most and by doing the most we of course mean being a cringe-monster. DeeDee, a 2-D ...
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Ep 12 - SUPER THRILLER - DOUBLE JEOPARDY from 2019-03-24T18:24:28
There's a lot going on in this book, and none of it has anything to do with the proper usage of the term "double jeopardy." There's a blonde man in a white trans am, which to some of you may sound ...
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Ep 11 - BOOK 21 - RUNAWAY from 2018-12-06T21:05:19
Do you hate the feeling of wet jorts, internalized misogyny and the normalization of the male gaze upon teen girls? Do you love crying underwater, intergenerational family dramz and haunted ginger...
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Ep 10 - BOOK 20 - CRASH LANDING! from 2018-10-17T19:18:09
On this ep we're talkin' Sweet Valley High, book #20, "CRASH LANDING!" You expect high drama when there's an exclamation point in the title, and man oh man, this book does not disappoint. Everyone...
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Ep 9 - BOOK 19 - SHOWDOWN from 2018-07-13T20:38:28
Sweet Valley High, Book #19, "SHOWDOWN" is all about Ol' Flat Face Lila Fowler and Never-Not-Dickmatized Jess Wakefield duking it out for a dude with Teenage Robert Durst vibes who is clearly lying...
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Ep 8 - BOOK 18 - HEAD OVER HEELS from 2018-05-15T02:20:04
Original Fuckboi Bruce Patman has fallen head over heels (GET IT?) for
beautiful, rich, and pale Regina Morrow. Regina has it all... EXCEPT FOR HER HEARING. Because she's deaf, you guys. OR...
Ep 7 - BOOK 17 - LOVE LETTERS from 2018-02-15T21:44:56
We're discussing Sweet Valley High, Book #17, "Love Letters," the chronicles of Queen of Chisme Caroline Peace: her self-catfishing techniques, her failed attempt to start a Dead Poet's Society in...
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Ep 6 - Sweet Valley Highnesses Presents: Special Christmas Christmas Special 2017 from 2017-12-26T02:31:10
HOE-HOE-HOE! We have a special CHRISTMAS SURPRISE 4 U ALL!!! Welcome to Sweet Valley Highnesses Presents: Special Christmas Christmas Special!! We made this BONUS CHRISTMAS EPI 4 U ALL (MOM) 'N TA...
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Ep 5 - BOOK 16 - RAGS TO RICHES from 2017-12-08T16:33:28
Tune in while we discuss Sweet Valley High, Book #16, "Rags to Riches," wherein teenage janitor-orphan Roger discovers he's the bastard son and sole heir of a now-dead millionaire. Naturally, a br...
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Ep 4 - BOOK 15 - PROMISES from 2017-10-03T17:08:06
Van & Jas are back and talking about Sweet Valley High, Book #15, "Promises" wherein Betsy Martin, a teenager with an unspecified substance abuse problem and an artistic gift, moves in with the Wak...
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Ep 3 - BOOK 14 - DECEPTIONS from 2017-09-19T16:46:58
Join us, your hosts, noted (not really) sisters (yes, really) Vanessa and Jasmine as we discuss Sweet Valley High #14, "Deceptions." We examine Liz's inability to deal with her PTSD from being kidn...
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Ep 2 - BOOK 13 - KIDNAPPED! from 2017-08-03T16:43:59
We discuss Sweet Valley High, Book 13: Kidnapped! One of our favorite twins is kidnapped! this week. Meanwhile, the OTHER twin sets her sights on her latest goldigging mark and a tangential charac...
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Ep 1 - INTRO from 2017-07-27T23:27
The VERY first episode of Sweet Valley Highnesses! The podcast about Sweet Valley High everyone (or maybe no one) has been dying for.
We let you know who tf we are, talk to our listener...