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S3E24: Ted & Ed Podcast Awards Show from 2023-01-01T00:00:27
Will Ted & Ed finally win their own Podcast of the Year award? Can they defeat an unexpected alien invasion? How did they escape Sean Bean? Find out with this action-packed finale to Season ...
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S3E23: Bonus: Christmas Song from 2022-12-27T02:39:55
As a late Christmas gift to their listeners, Ted & Ed tweak a famous song to pay tribute to Ted's mom.
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S3E22: What Would You Bring To A Deserted Island? from 2022-10-02T23:00:40
Ted & Ed answer your questions, including what they would want to have with them if stranded on a deserted island. They also debate whether the island is technically deserted if they are the...
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S3E21: Giant Smudge from 2022-08-28T23:00:15
Ted & Ed announce that their band "Giant Smudge" is releasing its first album, titled "Fart Cannon."
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Ted & Ed's Vacation Adventure from 2022-08-14T23:00:34
Why were Ted & Ed gone so long, you ask?
Because they committed a misunderstanding (certainly not a crime), which appeared to have them destined for jail before a wizard with sh...
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S3E19: 5 Most Intelligent Life Forms from 2022-07-10T23:00:49
Ted & Ed rank the top five most intelligent life forms in the universe.
5. Humans
4. Sally the Corgi
3. ?
2. ?
1. ?
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S3E18: Are Butterflies Made of Butter? from 2022-07-03T23:00:54
Ted & Ed answer your questions, including the genetic makeup of butterflies, who writes the show and whether they can spare a few bucks for one listener.
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S3E17: Obi-Wan Kenobi Review from 2022-06-26T23:00:34
Judge Jorleen reviews the latest Star Wars show, "Obi-Wan Kenobi." Well, she offers 23% of a review, anyway.
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S3E16: Summer Activities With Randalf from 2022-06-19T23:00:53
Ted & Ed drop out of summer school and meet up with an old friend for some summer adventures.
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S3E15: Summer School from 2022-06-12T23:00
Ted & Ed receive an email summoning them to summer school. Give a listen to find out all the horrible classes they will be forced to take.
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S3E14: Movie Night from 2022-05-22T23:00:54
Ted & Ed can't find anything worth watching on TV until the Boneana drops by to tell them about UBN+, a new streaming service that features many movies that are unique, yet sound oddly famil...
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S3E13: Top 5 Ways to Travel from 2022-05-15T23:00:36
Ted & Ed have been traveling a lot lately, so they decided to share their top 5 favorite modes of transportation. Hear what they have to say about ...
5. Pegasuseses
4. Pyramid...
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S3E12: Weaponized Turkeys from 2022-05-01T23:00:10
A mysterious government agent named Tess shows up to recruit Ted & Ed's giant turkey for a top secret military program.
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Easter Crime In Hollywood from 2022-04-17T23:00
Judge Jorleen is summoned to investigate the disappearance of the Hollywood sign on Easter.
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S3E10: Nilch and Zilch Lose Their Accents from 2022-04-03T23:00
The Nothingworms take over the podcast, discussing such things as their accents and the size of their iPhones, as well as having a heated debate on Google vs. Bing.
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S3E9: NASA Job Interview from 2022-03-27T23:00
Ted & Ed show up for their job interview at NASA only to find out that the position is for androids. Also the android NASA wants is named Ted Edwards. They give it a shot anyway.
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S3E8: Checking Up On Phil from 2022-03-20T23:00
Ted & Ed head to the farm to see how Phil is doing under the care of Agnes. A big surprise awaits.
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S3E7: Who's funnier? from 2022-03-13T23:00
Ted & Ed answer questions about potatoes, working in space, comedy and more! Have question? Send it to questionstedanded@gmail.com.
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S3E6: A Brush With Death from 2022-03-07T00:00
Ted & Ed somehow land an interview with one of the most famous and recognizable figures in the universe -- The Grim Reaper.
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S3E5: Top 5 Rock Band Names from 2022-02-27T23:37:04
Ted & Ed's Cat Band needs a name. They've narrowed it down to five options ...
6. Sparkly Back Pocket
5. War Frog
4. The Muffin Yeeters
3. Shipwreck Casserole
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S3E3: The Spinach Tornado from 2022-02-21T00:00
A natural disaster is threatening to destroy Los Angeles, and only Ted & Ed -- with some help from a wizard and his giant blender -- can stop it.
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S3E3: An Interview with Agnes from 2022-02-14T00:00
Ted & Ed's search for a PhiNanny continues, with this week's hunt resulting in an interview with a person who has strange connections to the show.
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S3E2: An Interview With Walter from 2022-02-07T00:21:05
Ted & Ed need to hire a PhiNanny. What's that? A nanny for Phil, obviously. The poor fellow is just helpless. Will their first candidate for the role -- Walter from Walter 3 -- be a good fit...
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S3E1: Business Talk With The Wise Camel from 2022-01-31T00:00
Ted & Ed have their sights set on winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award in Season 3. Their first step toward that goal is to take out the competition.
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Trailer: Season 3 is coming soon! from 2022-01-24T00:00
Expect more of everything as Ted & Ed return with a huge goal in mind -- winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award for the first time.
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S2E48: Ted & Ed Podcast Awards Show from 2021-12-27T00:00
Who is the Villain of the Year? How about the Best Song? And who will win the coveted Podcast of the Year award? Listen to find out!
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S2E47: A Christmas Carol from 2021-12-20T00:00
In this special and very professionally done holiday production, Judge Jorleen receives visits from three very loud and not particularly bright ghosts who all urge her to change her ways.
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S2E46: The Werepigeon from 2021-12-13T00:00
Ed reveals that she has signed up to be a part of a government experiment. But first, Ted shares the shortest of short stories.
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S2E45: Top 5 Things to Fall Out Of from 2021-12-06T00:00
What is your favorite thing to fall out of? Share with us at questionstedanded@gmail.com and we might talk about it on the podcast!
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S2E44: The All-Powerful Phil from 2021-11-29T00:00
Phil makes another appearance on the podcast, asking Ed to help out with a number of tasks that make him seem not quite as god-like as he used to be.
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S2E43: Turkey Hunt from 2021-11-22T00:00
The turkeys go missing during Thanksgiving season, which makes Ted & Ed a little nervous. They don't have to go far to find the thief.
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S2E42: Barnaby and Sally from 2021-11-15T00:00
Ted interviews Ed's parents, Barnaby and Sally, who sound a lot like Ed. They discuss their profession as space cheese scientists, explain why they have billions of children and give insight int...
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S2E41: Flight of the Elks from 2021-11-08T00:00
Ted & Ed answer your questions -- well, question -- about favorite baby birds.
What's yours? Send us a note to questionstedanded@gmail.com.
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S2E40: Giggles from 2021-10-24T23:00
Ed brings home a houseplant named Giggles, who turns out to be a surprisingly difficult pet to manage.
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S2E39: What is Octoberfest? from 2021-10-10T22:20:20
Henry and Henrietta stop by to tell Ted & Ed about Octoberfest, the biggest holiday in Schnoopadoop. They also help Ted & Ed create some Octoberfest traditions of their own.
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S2E38: An Interview with Zeus from 2021-10-03T23:00
Ed heads to Mount Olympus for an exclusive interview with Ted's father Zeus. With guest appearances from Katie -- Goddess of Basketball -- and Danny -- God of the Front Desk.
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S2E37: What's In The Fridge? from 2021-09-26T23:00
Ted & Ed answer all the questions you've been wondering about! Including ...
The contents of their fridge.
Updates on the stork market.
What it's like to get into a figh...
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S2E36: Crime Scene Investigation from 2021-09-19T23:00
Five people are knocked unconscious, five wilted flowers are rushed to the hospital and five chairs spontaneously combust in a deadly fart attack on a local restaurant. Judge Jorleen is brought ...
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S2E35: Spork Blasphemy from 2021-09-12T23:00
Kyle Du Bois, aka The Pope In Plaid, kicks Ted & Ed out of the religion of Sporkism after finding out they have been misusing their sporks.
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S2E34: Crazy But True from 2021-09-05T23:00
Lauren stops by to share some true facts that aren't at all made up. No way they're made up. Just go with it OK? Definitely don't research them.
* This episode is sponsored by The Wood Re...
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S2E32: Top 5 Gods from 2021-08-22T23:00
Ted & Ed break down their top 5 gods of all-time. They even welcome them into the studio!
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S2E31: Phil the Fact-Checker from 2021-08-15T23:00
Phil wants to set the record straight on most of the things Ted & Ed say, so he decides to deliver the facts straight to your earholes.
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S2E30: Do You Like Pickles from 2021-08-08T23:00
Ted & Ed answer questions (and a statement) from listeners, including their thoughts on pickles and air consumption. They also lend some clarity as to the identity of the strange person sitt...
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S2E29: The Podcast Olympics from 2021-08-01T23:00
Why do Ted & Ed deserve a gold medal at the Olympics?
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S2E28: How to (Not) Make a Professional Podcast from 2021-07-25T23:00
Ted & Ed decide to buckle down and treat their show with the seriousness it deserves, discussing topics that are professional, interesting and oh so important. At least that's what we're tel...
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S2E27: Vacation on Mars from 2021-07-18T23:00
Ted & Ed take a vacation to a different planet, and their choice of transportation is unusual yet effective.
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S2E26: Top 5 Natural Disasters from 2021-07-11T23:00
From bunnies in large groups to trenches and more, Ted & Ed rank their top 5 natural disasters with the help of some special guests!
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S2E25: We're Back from 2021-07-04T23:00
Ted & Ed explain why there wasn't an episode last week, and it in no way has anything at all to do with them maybe perhaps going on vacation.
Also, in a new feature, they are taking y...
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S2E24: Devoid of Talent Show from 2021-06-20T23:00
Ted & Ed bring in Judge Jorleen to judge their talent show. She's not particularly happy about it.
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S2E23: Animal Farm from 2021-06-13T23:00
Ted & Ed finally meet Bessie when they are teleported to a farm. They also meet the G.O.A.T goat, a spitting llama, a questioning chicken and a very short and very fancy French chef pig.
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S2E22: Pickles or Cows? from 2021-06-06T23:00
Ted & Ed, or maybe now we have to call them "Ted Ed &," answer your questions, including whether you would choose pickles or cows?
Have a question? Email them to questionsteda...
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S2E21: Ted & Ed Call a Staff Meeting from 2021-05-30T23:00
The UBN staff is called in as Ted & Ed try to figure out who stole Ed's ... staff.
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S2E20: Cave Weekly from 2021-05-23T23:00
Ted & Ed accidentally discover an awesome cave, which lands them an interview on their favorite cave show.
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S2E19: The Lost Pyramid from 2021-05-16T23:00
While searching for their lost pyramid in Egypt, Ted & Ed take drastic measures after an encounter with a dishonest camel.
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S2E18: Meet Ted & Ed's Moms from 2021-05-09T23:00
Ted & Ed invite their moms (plus Ed's 2.1 billion worshipful siblings) over for a Mother's Day celebration.
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S2E17: Ted & Ed Rescue The Boneana from 2021-05-02T23:00
When you have to go to Mars to save your friend from his evil fruit parents, naturally you call on your friend Tiny Brian to hitch a ride in his space blimp.
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S2E16: The Boneana Gets Kidnapped from 2021-04-25T23:00
Ted & Ed bake a pancake cake to celebrate The Boneana's pick day party, but they are rudely interrupted by their friend's interstellar familia.
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S2E15: The Pope in Plaid from 2021-04-18T23:00
Ted & Ed are waylaid on the high seas by a very strange religious figure looking to convert them to Sporkism.
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S2E14: How was the Earth created? from 2021-04-11T23:00
Ted & Ed answer your questions, including:
- What's your favorite kind of wood to eat?
- Do you poo ............ p?
- How was the Earth created?
Go to our web sit...
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S2E13: The Imposter Judge from 2021-04-04T23:00
Ted & Ed find themselves in the Unicorn Blimp, where they come across a rather sketchy judge.
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S2E12: One year and a week anniversary from 2021-03-28T23:00
Ted & Ed find themselves stuck in prison, but with a little help from a constipated wizard, they are able to escape in time to celebrate the podcast's anniversary -- although a little bit la...
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S2E11: 28 Warpol Cows from 2021-03-21T23:00
If you're going to buy cheese for your salad, be careful what you season it with, especially if you buy your cheese from a cow with teleportation powers.
Obviously.
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S2E10: Legitimate Questions With Jimmy from 2021-03-14T23:00
Jimmy and Johnny take over the show, which leads to a whole bunch of legal issues and some poetry-loving cows.
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S2E9: Top 5 Favorite Words from 2021-03-08T00:00
What starts with filibuster and ends with spork? Ted & Ed's list of their five favorite words, of course. Special song included, free of charge!
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S2E8: The Cactus from Indiana from 2021-03-01T00:00
Ted & Ed have big plans for merchandising, but they need help with promotion, so they hire a world-famous and very prickly supermodel.
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S2E7: Dinner and a haircut from 2021-02-22T00:00
When you need a trim and a meal at the same time, you go see Boot. But there is a catch!
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S2E6: Turkey Love from 2021-02-15T00:00
What do you do when it's Valentine's Day and your pet turkey is sick? You take him to Norman and Nestor’s Dentist for Birds and Other Things That Go Cluck, of course.
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S2E5: Mr. Butterbah's Super Bowl Party from 2021-02-08T00:00
Ted goes searching for Ed, but not before meeting up with many of his friends at a party.
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S2E4: Where is Ed? from 2021-02-01T00:00
Ted & Ed answer your questions about mayonnaise, collections and groundhogs ... but then someone goes missing!
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S2E2: Old Man Fish from 2021-01-18T00:00
Ted & Ed go underwater to interview a special guest, who also happens have a very famous roommate.
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S2E1: The Nothingworms from 2021-01-11T00:00
In their season premier, Ted & Ed get a visit from a pair of worms from another dimension, who then perform their new hit single, "Helmet Head."
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Bonus: The Search for Episode 27 from 2020-12-28T00:00
Ted & Ed miscounted their episodes and lost one of them in the process. Will they find it?
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S1E40: 12 Days of Ted & Ed from 2020-12-14T00:00
In their Season 1 finale, Ted & Ed bring the whole gang together for a special holiday song.
Also, Ted & Ed would like for you to follow them on Instagram at https://www.ins...
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S1E39: The Carrot Cing from 2020-12-07T00:00
While getting some non-sentient vegetables to decorate their Christmas tree, Ted & Ed are transported to another world and sent on a quest to defeat an army of evil rabbits.
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S1E38: Chocolate Friday from 2020-11-30T00:00
Ted & Ed hit the mall to go shopping on Black Chocolate Friday, buying things like eyebrow serum, a bush named Jill and a son (or sun). But before that, they give a musical shoutout to all t...
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S1E37: The Thankful Grape from 2020-11-23T00:00
Ted & Ed Thanksgiving party quickly gets out of control, including far too many unwelcome guests and a runaway turkey.
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S1E36: A Cure for Insomnia from 2020-11-16T00:00
Having a hard time going to sleep? Ted & Ed are here to help with some methods you have probably never tried before.
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S1E35: I'll have a grande questeeno from 2020-11-09T00:00
Ted & Ed take some time to answer questions from listeners, including The Apple Dude, The Pope in Plaid, Parsnoopy and Wendy. They take this very seriously.
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S1E34: Zooplankton Infomercial from 2020-11-02T00:00
Ted & Ed's post-Halloween episode is taken over by Jolores and her assistant, Zooplankton, who have plenty of unique items for sale. Call now.
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S1E33: The Halloween Potato from 2020-10-25T23:00
A surprise trick-or-treater schools Ted & Ed on an ancient war that changed Halloween traditions forever.
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S1E32: Top 5 holidays from 2020-10-18T23:00
Ted & Ed talk about (and even rate!) their favorite holidays, which you are probably already celebrating.
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S1E31: Time to Time Travel from 2020-10-11T23:00
Using the powers of the Time Pickle, Ted & Ed go back in time to see what would have happened if they hadn't met in such a friendly manner. Then they leap to the future to attend Ted&EdC...
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S1E30: French Fries and Yogurt from 2020-10-04T23:00
Jerima stops by to teach Ed how to make a most delicious snack. Hopefully they don't get poisoned.
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S1E29: 5-Minute Musical from 2020-09-27T23:00
Cast list:
Ted
Ed
The Boneana
Judge Jorleen
Loud Larry
Obnoxia
Song list:
Intro
Tedan...
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S1E28: Rrrrachel from 2020-09-20T23:00
With Ed busy sorting her potatoes, Ted finds himself stuck interviewing an extremely obnoxious character named Rrrrachel all by himself. It does not go well.
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S1E26: How am I? from 2020-09-13T23:00
It's time for Ted & Ed to answer some questions, including, "Who is the scariest person you know?, "How am I?" And ... "Peaches?"
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S1E25: Ted & Ed take the week off from 2020-09-06T23:00
Despite not having an episode this week, Ted & Ed get into a big argument over kitchen utensils, then decide to go get smoothies.
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S1E24: Back to School Special from 2020-08-30T23:00
Welcome to distance learning, with your new online teachers, Ted & Ed.
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S1E23: Tiny Brian from 2020-08-23T23:00
Ted & Ed unbox their package, only to find a surprising -- and quite small -- surprise inside.
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S1E22: Cat Band Rejects from 2020-08-16T23:00
Ted & Ed have Constipated Randalf turn them into cats so they can try out for the Cat Band, but they get a cold reception from their feline friends.
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S1E21: The Selectephant from 2020-08-09T23:00
Ted & Ed meet a new character, but have trouble building any momentum in this exclusive interview.
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S1E20: Storytime with Ted & Ed from 2020-08-02T23:00
A tale of empty food stores, space travel, graveyard dilemmas and more!
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S1E19: Rise of the robots from 2020-07-26T23:00
Can Ted & Ed reclaim their podcast from the robots in time to sing a song to their friends on Mongolia?
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S1E18: Ted's Talk from 2020-07-19T23:00
Ted & Ed have a Ted, and he can talk. Can he be educational?
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S1E17: The Magic Boneana from 2020-07-12T23:00
Constipated Randalf requests a quest for Ted & Ed.
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S1E16: Who's at the door? from 2020-07-05T23:00
Ted & Ed answer some important questions, including how many holes your sponge has, who has come knocking at the door, and more!
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S1E15: Loud Larry from 2020-06-28T23:00
Ed, a member of the Federal Absurdist Lasagna Protectors, tries to bring a notorious criminal to justice.
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S1E14: Father's Day and Backwards Cat from 2020-06-21T23:00
Ted & Ed have dads, cad band auditions and Georgia on their minds.
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S1E13: The Great Escape from 2020-06-14T23:00
Ted & Ed find a way out of jail, thanks to an old, annoying frenemy and her slide whistle.
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S1E12: Ted is found guilty ... of being innocent from 2020-06-07T23:00
His sentence? Five words long with a question mark at the end.
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S1E11: Treecat and the Island of Moufe from 2020-05-31T23:00
Ted & Ed go searching for someone to lead the Cat Band, then give a musical tribute to a new group of fans.
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S1E10: Where Am I? from 2020-05-24T23:00
Ted & Ed have the answers to all your most important questions, including your current location.
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S1E9: Federal Ubsurdist Unicorn Protectors from 2020-05-17T23:00
Ted interrogates Obnoxia, the arch-nemesis and criminal whose personality does not at all in any way resemble her name one bit.
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S1E7: Mr. Butterbah's Beyoncé butter from 2020-05-03T23:00
Ed interviews Mr. John Butterbah, a former dolphin milker and currently the world's most famous butter farmer.
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S1E6: Top 5 restraints from 2020-04-26T23:00
A special guest stops by to help Ted & Ed count down their top 5 restraints. Also, a musical shoutout to our fans in Vietnam.
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S1E5: The Wood Restaurant: What's garnish? from 2020-04-20T23:00
An exclusive interview with the head chef at The Wood Restaurant, plus a new song honoring a country with a surprising number of Ted & Ed fans.
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S1E4: Why haven't you cleaned your rooms? from 2020-04-19T19:53:31
Ted & Ed answer questions from a previous guest, a maybe celebrity and their mother.
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S1E3: Constipated Randalf from 2020-04-05T23:00
Gandalf's cousin has a serious problem that even magic won't solve.
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S1E2: Smart and scientificish from 2020-03-29T20:41:59
Everything you ever wanted to know about the unicorn blimp.
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S1E1: Hamburgers are people, too from 2020-03-22T22:43:37
How Ted & Ed met, their super powers, and more.
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