Podcasts by Teen Creeps
Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.
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Carol Ellis's Zodiac Chillers #1: Rage of Aquarius from 2022-02-23T05:00
This week Kelly and Katai read the first of the Zodiac Chillers series, "Rage of Aquarius" by Carol Ellis, the touching story of a very average Gemini who kills all his friends in the name of his d...
ListenValentine (w/ Oscar Montoya) from 2022-02-16T08:00
Guest Cohost and film correspondent Oscar Montoya (Podcast Killed the Video Star, Inside the Disney Vault, Minx on HBOMax) joins Kelly to talk the 2001 slasher VALENTINE! They talk physically confu...
ListenFrancine Pascal's Sweet Valley High: Wrong Kind of Girl (w/ Ryan Mogge) from 2022-02-09T05:00
***This week Kelly and Katai were joined by SVH Correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) in reading "Sweet Valley High: Wrong Kind of Girl" by Francine Pascal (aka Kate William aka maybe someon...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's Someone at the Door (w/ Omar Najam) from 2022-02-02T08:00
Kelly is joined by guest co-host Omar Najam (PowerPlayRPG, Thank You For Questing!) to talk Richie Tankersley Cusick's Someone at the Door, the heartwarming story of two adult men helping two teena...
ListenLois Duncan's Ransom (w/ Patrick Ehlers) from 2022-01-26T08:00
Kelly is joined by guest co-host and Lo Dunc Correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) in reading Lois Duncan's Ransom. They talk learning to drive stick alone in...
ListenSilver Ravenwolf's Witches' Key to Terror from 2022-01-19T08:00
This week Kelly and Katai read "Witches' Key to Terror" by Silver Ravenwolf, the touching story of a crime-solving coven that only begrudgingly helps solve a mystery at a hillbilly orchard. They ta...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Overnight from 2022-01-12T08:00
This week Kelly and Katai read 'Fear Street #3: The Overnight' by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who joins a sad club and kills a man with Soft Pulse Syndrome. They talk quote-unquote twi...
ListenNicole Davidson's Fan Mail from 2022-01-05T08:00
This week Kelly and Katai read "Fan Mail" by Nicole Davidson, the touching story of a high school student who gets the lead role in a horror movie only to get almost murdered by the least believabl...
ListenJoan Lowery Nixon's The Stalker from 2021-12-22T08:00
This week Kelly and Katai read "The Stalker" by Joan Lowery Nixon, the touching story of a girl whose best friend is accused of murdering her mother and the girl subsequently gets strong-armed into...
ListenBarbara Steiner's The Dreamstalker from 2021-12-01T08:00
Karen is afraid to close her eyes. She might dream... and wake to live the nightmare.
ListenPatreon Preview: Outside Genre Episode - Outside Genre Episode: Elizabeth Wein's Code Name Verity from 2021-11-24T08:00
Will trading her secrets be enough to save her from the enemy?
ListenTessa Krailing's The Nightmare Man from 2021-11-10T08:00
This time the nightmare is real. (JK it's a fucking burglar.)
ListenR.L. Stine's Killer's Kiss (w/ Roger Barr) from 2021-11-03T07:00
This week Kelly and Katai are joined by horror aficionado Roger Barr (i-Mockery.com, Cyanide & Happiness' Freakpocalypse) to discuss "Killer's Kiss" by R.L. Stine. They talk Conklin Awards, bus...
ListenGinger Snaps (w/ Oscar Montoya) from 2021-10-27T07:00
The don't call it the curse for nothing.
ListenThirteen: 13 Tales of Horror by 13 Masters of Horror from 2021-10-20T07:00
You never know where they'll take you... or if you'll come back.
ListenFranklin Dixon's Hardy Boys Case Files #86: Virtual Villainy (w/ Madeline Queripel) from 2021-10-13T07:00
When the powers of evil draw on the powers of imagination, the results can be explosive!
ListenR.L. Stine's The Sleepwalker (w/ Danielle Radford) from 2021-10-06T07:00
She isn't safe, even in her dreams.
ListenComing Soon: Storytime with Seth Rogen from 2021-10-04T07:00
In Storytime with Seth Rogen, Seth puts his own spin on the traditional talk show
format by turning every conversation with each guest into its own little audio
documentary featur...
Carol Ellis's The Window (w/ Mike Trapp) from 2021-09-29T07:00
She's seen the killer... and the killer has seen her.
ListenR.L. Stine's The Babysitter III from 2021-09-22T07:00
Mr. Hagen still wants Jenny... alive or dead.
ListenR.L. Stine's The Rich Girl (w/ Scott Gairdner) from 2021-09-15T07:00
Would you kill to be rich?
ListenLois Duncan's Summer of Fear (w/ Patrick Ehlers) from 2021-09-08T07:00
Rachel's not jealous of her beautiful cousin, but she IS afraid.
ListenL.J. Smith's Black Dawn (Night World Book 8) from 2021-09-01T07:00
She's his soulmate--and his prisoner...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's Summer of Secrets (w/ Omar Najam) from 2021-08-25T07:00
Someone is watching.
ListenTracy Deonn's Legendborn from 2021-08-11T07:00
Bree has to decide how far she'll go to find out the truth about her mother's death. Should she use her magic to take down the Legendborn--or join the fight?
ListenFrancine Pascal's Sweet Valley University: Killer at Sea (w/ Ryan Mogge) from 2021-08-04T07:00
On the ocean, no one can hear the twins scream.
ListenCaroline B. Cooney's Whatever Happened to Janie? from 2021-07-28T07:00
Janie Johnson or Jenny Spring? Who is she?
ListenGrady Hendrix's The Final Girl Support Group from 2021-07-21T07:00
They each survived as a final girl... but now someone wants to make a killer crossover.
ListenNetflix's Fear Street Part 3: 1666 (w/ Oscar Montoya) from 2021-07-16T07:00
The origins of Sarah Fier's curse are revealed and Shadyside is about to change forever.
ListenSinclair Smith's Let Me Tell You How I Died from 2021-07-14T07:00
It was her own handwriting... in a dead girl's diary.
ListenNetflix's Fear Street Part 2: 1978 from 2021-07-09T07:00
When another Shadysider is possessed with the urge to kill, fun in the sun becomes a gruesome fight for survival.
ListenNetflix's Fear Street Part 1: 1994 (w/ Oscar Montoya) from 2021-07-07T07:00
A circle of teenage friends accidentally encounter an ancient evil. Welcome to Shadyside.
ListenLael Littke's Haunted Sister from 2021-06-23T07:00
This week Kelly and Katai read "Haunted Sister" by Lael Littke, the touching story of a girl who almost dies, goes to heaven, and accidentally brings back her dead sexy-baby twin in her noggin. The...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's The Drifter from 2021-06-09T07:00
She was trapped in a house of sinister secrets.
ListenCruel Intentions (w/ Oscar Montoya) from 2021-06-02T07:00
In the game of seduction there is only one rule: never fall in love.
ListenPatreon Preview: Outside Genre Episode - Rita Mae Brown and Sneaky Pie Brown's Wish You Were Here from 2021-05-12T07:00
Curiosity just might be the death of Mrs. Murphy--and her human companion, Mary Minor "Harry" Haristeen.
ListenR.L. Stine's The Knife from 2021-04-14T07:00
In this hospital, people are dying... to get out.
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's The Locker from 2021-03-31T07:00
Is someone reaching for help... from the grave?
ListenDiana Wynne Jones's Howl's Moving Castle from 2021-02-24T08:00
It'll sweep you off your feet.
ListenWilliam Goldman's The Princess Bride from 2021-02-17T08:00
Their love was like a storybook story.
ListenPeter S. Beagle's The Last Unicorn from 2021-02-10T08:00
No unicorn was ever born who could regret...
ListenMichael Ende's The Neverending Story from 2021-02-03T08:00
A boy who needs a friend finds a world that needs a hero.
ListenIntroducing: "Dirt Cheap" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
"Dirt Cheap" is a new podcast from Neon Hum Media that digs deep into the dollar bins of used bookstores and your grandmother’s storage unit in search of pulp, sass and questionable grammar. Guid...
ListenIntroducing: "The Vanished" from 2021-01-21T08:00
On the evening of October 6, 2019, Rosemary Rodriguez went to dinner with her boyfriend and her mother. On the way home, they dropped Rosemary's mother off and headed to her boyfriend's home. Accor...
ListenV.C. Andrews's If There Be Thorns from 2021-01-13T08:00
Chris and Cathy made such a loving home...
ListenSilvia Moreno-Garcia's Mexican Gothic (w/ Emily Faye) from 2021-01-06T08:00
He's trying to poison me. You must come for me, Noemi...
ListenL.J. Smith's Night World Book 7: Huntress from 2020-12-16T08:00
If she tastes blood, she's his.
ListenKiersten White's The Camelot Betrayal from 2020-12-10T05:12:08
Who is she really deceiving, Camelot... or herself?
ListenChristopher Pike's Execution of Innocence from 2020-11-18T08:00
Death and devotion in a small town.
ListenLael Littke's The Watcher (w/ Omar Najam) from 2020-11-11T08:00
Same time, same deadly channel.
ListenSinclair Smith's The Waitress (w/ Scott Frazier) from 2020-10-28T07:00
The customer is always... wrong. Dead wrong.
ListenFrancesca Jeffries's Sweet Sixteen from 2020-10-21T07:00
She's got one wish... to stay alive.
ListenJoe Boyle's Brog the Stoop (w/ Nick Wiger) from 2020-09-23T07:00
The Source of Light is failing... and for the Stoop who inhabit Drabwurld, the encroaching darkness brings a terrible danger.
ListenTomi Adeyemi's Children of Blood and Bone from 2020-09-16T07:00
They killed my mother. They took our magic. They tried to bury us. NOW WE RISE.
ListenCarol Matas' and Perry Nodelman's Of Two Minds from 2020-09-09T07:00
You can't escape your deepest thoughts.
ListenCaroline B. Cooney's Night School from 2020-08-12T07:00
This week Kelly and Katai read NIGHT SCHOOL by Caroline B. Cooney. They talk well-drawn characters, books with a capital 'M' Message, spatially confusing action, and selling your soul to disembodie...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's Silent Stalker from 2020-07-29T07:00
Terror is her constant companion as death waits in the wings.
ListenR.L. Stine's Party Summer from 2020-07-01T07:00
There's no vacation from the terrors of Fear Street...
ListenTeen Creeps Prom 2020: Safer at Home (w/ Patrick Ehlers, Ryan Mogge, Oscar Montoya, and Omar Najam) from 2020-06-24T07:00
It was a prom. And a dance also.
ListenChristopher Pike's The Hollow Skull from 2020-06-10T07:00
It ate their minds. It ate their brains.
ListenCarrie 1976 and Carrie 2013 (w/ Oscar Montoya) from 2020-05-27T07:00
If only they knew she had the power...
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Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High: A Night to Remember (w/ Ryan Mogge) from 2020-05-20T07:00
One night changed Sweet Valley forever...
ListenLois Duncan's Debutante Hill (w/ Patrick Ehlers) from 2020-05-13T07:00
Kelly and Katai welcome back LoDunc Correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Transformers, TMNT, Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss Lois Duncan's very first novel DEBUTANTE HILL. They talk good old fashio...
ListenL.J. Smith's Night World #6: Soulmate from 2020-05-06T07:00
This week Kelly and Katai read L.J. Smith's Night World Book 6: SOULMATE and talk bumbling therapists, cringeworthy fan service, and how teens are babies and nobody wants them to be vampires.
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R.L. Stine's Blind Date from 2020-04-29T07:00
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Grady Hendrix's The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires from 2020-04-22T07:00
This week Kelly and Katai read Grady Hendrix's THE SOUTHERN BOOK CLUB'S GUIDE TO SLAYING VAMPIRES and they looooooooooved it. It's got everything you could want in a book: evil vampire drifters, ea...
ListenBarbara Steiner's The Phantom from 2020-04-15T07:00
Kelly & Katai read Barbara Steiner's PHANTOM and discuss the logistics of staging a ghost, woefully inconsistent characters, nostalgia for teen experiences we never had ( mostly for boats?), an...
ListenCarol Ellis's My Secret Admirer from 2020-04-08T07:00
Kelly and Katai discuss Carol Ellis's MY SECRET ADMIRER and break down slow winks, compare and contrast fun surprises at your doorstep (i.e. flowers versus a beheaded rattlesnake), the return of th...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Visitor from 2020-04-01T07:05
Kelly & Katai discuss Christopher Pike's THE VISITOR. They talk about tedious Ouija sessions, messy corpses, alien love, and "In a Jar: Teen Talk," the conversation starter game that is not swe...
ListenCarolyn Keene's The Nancy Drew Files Case 51: A Model Crime from 2020-03-25T07:05
Kelly & Katai talk about The Nancy Drew Case Files Case #51: A MODEL CRIME. They once again marvel at how losing five pounds turns you into a goddess, the cost v. benefit of throwing an entire ...
ListenWilliam Sleator's House of Stairs from 2020-03-18T07:00
Kelly and Katai enjoy William Sleators HOUSE OF STAIRS, a Twilight Zone-y tale about five orphans stuck in a labyrinth with a super bitchy food machine. They talk about fat shaming, cover art that ...
ListenSilver Ravenwolf's Witches' Night Out from 2020-03-11T07:00
Kelly and Katai read Silver Ravenwolf's WITCHES' NIGHT OUT and discuss arson pranks, terrible stepmothers, how hard it is to turn a profit on a restaurant, and enjoy Kelly's interaction with the Bl...
ListenL.J. Smith's Night World Book 5: Chosen from 2020-03-04T08:00
Kelly & Katai return to the LJ Smith's Night World series with CHOSEN and proceed to drool over Quinn and Rashel's hot hot hot chemistry.
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Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High: Treasure in Death Valley and Nightmare in Death Valley (w/Ryan Mogge) from 2020-02-26T08:01
Kelly and Katai welcome Sweet Valley High Correspondent Ryan Mogge back into their loving embrace to cover the duology (yes, that's a term) SWEET VALLEY HIGH: TREASURE IN DEATH VALLEY and SWEET VAL...
ListenR.L. Stine's Broken Hearts from 2020-02-19T08:01
Kelly and Katai dissect R.L. Stine's BROKEN HEARTS and get into the finer points of getting horse thrown, the dangers of dating within your social circle, the quality of high school Drama wigs, and...
ListenDario Argento's Phenomena (w/Justin Michael) from 2020-02-12T08:05
Kelly and Katai talk Dario Argento's Phenomena with comedian and writer Justin Michael (Infinity Train). It's got bugs! Glass death! Murder moms! Chimps! Sleepwalking! It's 8 movies in one dreamy m...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Snowman from 2020-02-05T08:05
Why listen to Kelly and Katai talk about R.L. Stine's The Snowman, when you can listen to the two main characters have a conversation about it in the bit that will not die?
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V.C. Andrews's Petals in the Wind (Dollanganger Book 2) from 2020-01-29T08:05
CONTENT WARNING, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S V.C. ANDREWS TIME! The Dollangangers are back in this sequel to Flowers in the Attic and shit is creepier than ever. Watch Cathy make bad decision after bad dec...
ListenDiane Hoh's The Invitation from 2020-01-22T08:59
R.S.V.P. OR DIE! Kelly and Katai discuss Diane Hoh's The Invitation! It's like "The Most Dangerous Game" meets "Mean Girls" and it's pretty good!
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Caroline B. Cooney's The Stranger from 2020-01-15T14:11:08
This week Kelly and Katai read Caroline B. Cooney's THE STRANGER! And oh wow, we were not expecting what we got. There you are, thinking you're gonna read a story about a cute new boy in school who...
ListenMichael August's Scream: New Years Evil from 2020-01-08T08:05
Kelly and Katai read New Year's Evil by Michael August, an entry in the little known "Scream" series, which was apparently in need of a better copy editor because hoo boy, typos! They discuss how y...
ListenPatreon Preview: Outside Genre Episode - Ghostly Paws by Leighann Dobbs from 2020-01-01T08:05
Kelly & Katai are taking a break to be with their families and loved ones for the holidays, but they wanted to share one of their favorite Patreon Outside Genre episodes with you! Happy New Yea...
ListenR.L. Stine's Silent Night 2 from 2019-12-25T08:05
It's the return of Shadyside's most spoiled resident, Reva Dalby! Kelly and Katai discuss her appalling lack of growth, inept kidnappers, but most importantly, they rank their favoritecrudits.*
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R.L. Stine's The Best Friend (w/ Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery) from 2019-12-18T09:13:53
RL Stine experts Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery (Goosebumps: Welcome to Deadcast) join Kelly and Katai to discuss The Best Friend, a touching tale of a gaslighting so outrageous that Angela La...
ListenJoan Lowery Nixon's The Other Side of Dark from 2019-12-11T08:59
Kelly and Katai dig into Joan Lowery Nixon's "The Other Side of Dark" to talk about tragic murder and dangerous drug dealers, but mostly to talk about how fucked up it would be to go into a coma at...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Cataluna Chronicles (w/ Ryan Mogge) from 2019-12-04T09:18:41
This week Kelly and Katai welcome regular podcast correspondent Ryan Mogge, not to talk about Sweet Valley High, but to talk about the super freaky RL Stine Fear Street trilogy "The Cataluna Chroni...
ListenKiersten White's The Guinevere Deception from 2019-11-27T08:56:25
Kelly and Katai discuss another gem from Kiersten White, "The Guinevere Deception," the first installment of the Camelot Rising trilogy. They talked their different shipping styles, knot magic, the...
ListenAnn M. Martin's Baby-Sitters Club Mystery #2: Beware, Dawn! (w/ Alice Wetterlund) from 2019-11-20T08:05
Kelly and Katai are joined by Baby-Sitters Club Correspondent Alice Wetterlund to discuss 'Baby-Sitters Club Mystery #2: Beware, Dawn!' And then by accident also talk about 'Baby-Sitters Club Super...
ListenJane McFann's Hide and Seek from 2019-11-13T10:09:05
Kelly and Katai discuss Jane McFann’s Hide and Seek, expecting a standard high school stalker story and instead getting a sad story about the inherited trauma of Vietnam! Cool! They also give a rem...
ListenUNLOCKED EPISODE! The Schoolmaster's Progress by Caroline MS Kirkland from 2019-11-06T08:05
This week, Kelly and Katai give you a special peek behind the paywall with The Schoolmaster's Progress by Caroline MS Kirkland. Prim mouths! Spelling fights! Unlucky pickles! Public Domain Theater'...
ListenScream (w/ Oscar Montoya) from 2019-10-30T07:05
Fan favorite Oscar Montoya joins Kelly and Katai to watch horror classic Scream, and to discuss the ins and outs of loud reporter suits, extras that do extra, and all the movie trivia.
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Casper the Movie (w/ Amanda Lund and Maria Blasucci) from 2019-10-16T07:05
Kelly and Katai are joined by Amanda Lund and Maria Blasucci (The Big Ones) to watch Casper the Movie and to discuss baby ghosts, sexual awakenings, cardigan Bill Pullman, and MFK the Uncle Ghosts....
ListenChristopher Pike's The Lost Mind from 2019-10-09T07:05
Kelly and Katai return to Christopher Pike this week and crack open "The Lost Mind," all while diving into three part souls, amnesia recovery, and gettin high bro.*
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R.L. Stine's The Babysitter 2 from 2019-10-02T07:05
Kelly and Katai allow another R.L. Stine into the studio this week as they read "The Babysitter 2," and discuss women taking responsibility for men, scary kids, and jealous receptionists. Content W...
ListenDhonielle Clayton's Everlasting Rose from 2019-09-25T07:05
The Creeps dust off their copies of "Everlasting Rose" by Dhonielle Clayton and discuss teacup pets, spider ladies, and hottie bodyguards.
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R.L. Stine's Dead End (Fear Street #29) from 2019-09-18T07:05
Kelly and Katai, against their better judgment, return to Fear Street to read R.L. Stine's "Dead End," and to talk about teens accidentally not killing someone, secret evil boyfriends, and yes, How...
ListenJoanne Fluke's Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder from 2019-09-11T07:05
Kelly and Katai bring you a special treat: a taste of a Patreon Outside Genre episode, usually only available to $8+ patrons! The book? "Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder" by Joanne Fluke. The conversat...
ListenRuth Baron's Defriended from 2019-09-04T07:05
Kelly and Katai crack open Ruth Baron's "Defriended," and discuss Facebook in 2012, internet ghosts, Pitchfork indie boys, jocks with a heart of gold, and The Mountain Goats!
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Lifetime Casteel Event: Web of Dreams from 2019-08-29T07:05
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Web of Dreams!"
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L.J. Smith's Dark Angel (Night World #4) from 2019-08-28T07:05
Kelly and Katai dive back into L.J. Smith's Night World series with "Dark Angel," and discuss country music, hottest LJ Smith elfboys, TSwift, and sexy cousin guardian angels!
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Lifetime Casteel Event: Gates of Paradise from 2019-08-22T18:16:58
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Gates of Paradise!"
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Nalo Hopkinson's The Chaos from 2019-08-21T07:05
Kelly and Katai sit down to read Nalo Hopkinson's "The Chaos" and discuss identity, rolling calves, bird witches, haters, and poetry.
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Lifetime Casteel Event: Fallen Hearts from 2019-08-16T09:06:28
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Fallen Hearts and discuss tiny grandpa's directing debut, surprise dioramas, and a celebration of CGI lions!
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R.L. Stine's Bad Dreams (w/ Greg Smith) from 2019-08-14T07:05
DON'T GO TO SLEEP! Kelly and Katai are joined by Greg Smith (Dopetown 3000 podcast) to read R.L. Stine's Bad Dreams and talk non-fatal stabbings, useless ghosts, terrible childhood summers, Catalin...
ListenLifetime Casteel Event: Dark Angel from 2019-08-09T04:14:40
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Dark Angel to discuss tiny grandpas, higher budgets, and an UNACCEPTABLE lack of lions.
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Vicki Berger Irwin's Who Kidnapped Jesus (w/ Paige Weldon and Emily Faye) from 2019-08-07T07:05
Kelly and Katai are joined by fellow podcasters Paige Weldon and Emily Faye (Mall Talk) to read Vicki Berger Irwin's "Who Kidnapped Jesus" and chat Getting a Hotter Dad, Putting the Christ back in ...
ListenLifetime Casteel Event: Heaven from 2019-08-01T13:55:32
Kelly and Lindsay kick off their fan appreciation Lifetime Casteel movie marathon with "Heaven!"
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Joan Lowery Nixon's The Dark and Deadly Pool from 2019-07-31T07:05
AAAH! THAT POOL'S SO DARK! Kelly and Katai discuss Joan Lowery Nixon's "The Dark and Deadly Pool," and get into the intricacies of the Ham Mafia, JLN's Biggest Mistake, Bagel Boss Jr., and, of cour...
ListenShawn Sarles' The Campfire (w/ Edgar Momplaisir) from 2019-07-24T07:05
BE CAREFUL WHAT STORIES YOU TELL AROUND THE FIRE! Kelly and Katai are joined by Edgar Momplaisir (Culture Kings, The Wokest) to read Shawn Sarles' "The Campfire," and to discuss true surprise endin...
ListenFrancine Pascal's Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: Double Jeopardy (w/ Ryan Mogge) from 2019-07-17T07:05
HOT PURSUIT! Kelly and Katai sit down with returning specialist Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to read Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: Double Jeopardy, and to talk hot priests, the best way to im...
ListenA Summit on YA Fiction with Grady Hendrix (Episode #150) from 2019-07-10T07:15
On the 150th episode of Teen Creeps, Kelly & Katai are joined by author and YA historian Grady Hendrix (Paperbacks from Hell, My Best Friend's Exorcism) to break down the history of YA pulp fic...
ListenPeter Lerangis' The Yearbook from 2019-07-03T07:05
MOST LIKELY... TO DIE! Kelly and Katai crack open Peter Lerangis' "The Yearbook" and broach ugly class rings, Greek snakes, that thing where the female love interest is more proficient than the mal...
ListenLurlene McDaniel's Don't Die, My Love from 2019-06-26T07:05
CAN LOVE SURVIVE, NOW AND FOREVER? Kelly and Katai sit down with Lurlene McDaniel's "Don't Die, My Love," to break down post-mortem tulips, TOO SOON stadium memorials, Your Own Marilyn Monroe, and ...
ListenKiersten White's The Dark Descent of Elizabeth Frankenstein (w/ Hector Navarro) from 2019-06-19T18:05
MAKE THEM LOVE YOU. Kelly and Katai are joined by internet host and pop culture expert Hector Navarro (El Rey Nation) to touch a book: Kiersten White's "The Dark Descent of Elizabeth Frankenstein."...
ListenJawbreaker w/ Oscar Montoya from 2019-06-12T07:05
LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT, LADIES! Kelly and Katai are joined by film correspondent Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) to learn it, live it, and really, seriously love it - film clas...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's Fatal Secrets from 2019-06-05T07:05
THE KILLER IS ONLY A HEARTBEAT AWAY! Kelly and Katai return to creep standby Richie Tankersley Cusick's "Fatal Secrets," and make their way through some highly complex love pentagrams, guys who DEF...
ListenNicholas Pine's Sixteen Candles from 2019-05-29T07:05
YOUR SWEET SIXTEEN... AND YOU'RE MINE! Kelly and Katai somehow slog through the book no one was clamoring for, Nicholas Pine's "Sixteen Candles," and against all odds, discuss how absolutely not ex...
ListenCaroline B. Cooney's The Fog (w/ Jamie Loftus) from 2019-05-22T07:05
EVIL, EVIL EVERYWHERE! Kelly and Katai are joined by comedian, writer, and frankly, expert Jamie Loftus (The Bechdel Cast) to read Caroline B. Cooney's extremely soggy "The Fog," and to look at old...
ListenBebe Faas Rice's Class Trip from 2019-05-15T07:05
THE IN CROWD IS HANGING OUT... WITH A KILLER! Kelly and Katai jam out with their clams out on Bebe Faas Rice's "Class Trip," and discuss how little depression and sobriety matter, the permanently f...
ListenChristopher Pike's Remember Me 3: The Last Story from 2019-05-08T07:05
THEY WANTED HER KILLED... A SECOND TIME! Kelly and Katai work their absolute hardest to discuss Christopher Pike's "Remember Me 3: The Last Story." What's the deal with this Roger guy? Why didn't t...
ListenR.L. Stine's Beach House (w/ Julie Greiner) from 2019-05-01T07:05
DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER! Kelly and Katai are joined by Julie Greiner (Clickhole) (!!!) to munch and crunch on R.L. Stine's "Beach House," and to discuss why their house is built on a time warp, how...
ListenV.C. Andrews' Dark Angel from 2019-04-24T07:05
THE STORY OF THE CASTEEL FAMILY CONTINUES! Kelly and Katai are back with another entrant in V.C. Andrews' Heaven series, "Dark Angel." Tune in for some deeply upsetting grandma dynamics and a prett...
ListenLois Duncan's Down a Dark Hall w/ Patrick Ehlers from 2019-04-17T07:05
THE DEAD ARE DYING... TO LIVE AGAIN! Kelly is joined by LoDunc correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss Lois Duncan's "Down A Dark Hall," what concussions feel like, exa...
ListenStephen King's Pet Sematary from 2019-04-10T07:05
THE MOST FRIGHTENING BOOK STEPHEN KING HAS EVER WRITTEN! Kelly and Katai take a trip to the movies to see "Pet Sematary" (but don't worry, they read it too!), and discuss the social cost of tattooe...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's April Fools w/ Omar Najam from 2019-04-01T07:35
IT'S NO JOKE... IT'S MURDER! Kelly and Katai are NOT joined by Omar Najam (Thank You for Questing) to NOT talk about Richie Tankersley Cusick's "April Fools," and who really gets to be King of Fool...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Hitchhiker w/ Ben Blacker from 2019-03-27T07:05
DON'T STOP NOW. Kelly and Katai are joined by Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, The Writer's Panel) to discuss R.L. Stine's "The Hitchhiker," the metaphorical importance of wet lips, the terri...
ListenL.J. Smith's Spellbinder (Night World Book 3) from 2019-03-20T07:05
ONE GOOD WITCH. ONE BAD WITCH. ONE HUMAN WOMAN. Kelly and Katai absolutely gobble up L.J. Smith's Night World Book 3: Spellbinder and discuss their tuxedo priorities, which works of literature are ...
ListenDiane Hoh's Funhouse from 2019-03-13T07:05
YOU CAN DIE LAUGHING! Kelly and Katai dive deep into Diane Hoh's snoozefest "Funhouse," and discuss the tiers of boardwalk quality, teachers who check in on your love life, and which Greek gods we ...
ListenFrancine Pascal's Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: Murder in Paradise w/ Ryan Mogge from 2019-03-06T10:05
THE VACATION... OF THEIR NIGHTMARES! Kelly and Katai are joined by Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to discuss Francine Pascal's SVH masterpiece, "Murder in Paradise,"...
ListenSinclair Smith's Amnesia w/ Louis Peitzman from 2019-02-27T08:05
WHAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER... CAN KILL YOU! Louis Peitzman (Buzzfeed, NY Times) joins Kelly and Katai to rip into Sinclair Smith's "Misery" ripoff, Amnesia, and to discuss poor hospital management, th...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Last Vampire 6: Creatures of Forever from 2019-02-20T08:20
NOW HEAVEN SPOKE TO HER... AND HELL! Kelly and Katai return to Christopher Pike's Last Vampire series with "Creatures of Forever," and discuss the kinds of Lycra bodysuits that fit vampires, who th...
ListenCarol Ellis' Camp Fear from 2019-02-13T08:05
WHERE YOUR WORST FEARS HIDE Kelly and Katai read Carol Ellis classic tale of shapely coeds, Camp Fear, and dig into an extremely busy villain, the teen dream of having boys fight over you, and how ...
ListenThe Craft w/ Oscar Montoya from 2019-02-06T08:05
I BIND YOU, NANCY! Kelly and Katai are joined by all-star Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) to discuss iconic witch movie The Craft, how hot Skeet Ulrich is (now, not then!!!), whose...
ListenA. Bates' Final Exam from 2019-01-29T08:05
IF YOU FAIL, YOULL JUST DIE Kelly and Katai open up A. Bates Final Exam and discuss prioritizing machines over homework, the integrity of prank narcs, and work-school directives!
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Lael Littke’s Prom Dress from 2019-01-23T08:05
A DRESS TO DIE FOR Kelly and Katai get down with Lael Littkes Prom Dress, and discuss disfiguring and debilitating birthmarks, what two thumbs look like standing next to each other in matching outf...
ListenCaroline B. Cooney's The Cheerleader from 2019-01-16T12:26
SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE POPULAR Kelly and Katai get down with Caroline B. Cooneys The Cheerleader and discuss the book's very few instances of cheerleading, vampiric aversions to loud music and...
ListenR.L. Stine's Lights Out from 2019-01-09T08:05
IT ALL HAPPENS IN THE DARK! Kelly and Katai settle in around the fire for R.L. Stines Lights Out, and dig into some very, VERY funny joke boxes, what makes the perfect apology (and yes, its gasligh...
ListenR.L. Stine's Silent Night from 2019-01-02T08:05
HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOURE DEAD! Kelly and Katai rip into every one of the myriad plots in R.L. Stines Silent Night, and break down who is Robb and who is Foxy and why, horny car chases, and possible add...
ListenTHE BEST OF FOREVER DOG 2018 from 2018-12-26T08:17
Thank you for listening to Forever Dog podcasts this year and please enjoy this year-in-review clips show! Listen to find a new favorite podcast to subscribe to in 2019 or just a killer back catalo...
ListenDiane Hoh's Titanic: The Long Night w/ Mark Mitchell from 2018-12-19T08:05
THE UNFORGETTABLE DISASTER! Podcaster Mark Mitchell (Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to break down Diane Hohs Titanic: The Long Night, and to discuss how woke the teens on the Tit...
ListenBlack Christmas w/ Oscar Montoya from 2018-12-12T08:55
IF THIS MOVIE DOESNT MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL, ITS ON TOO TIGHT! Fan favorite Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) joins Kelly to discuss slasher classic Black Christmas, plans for next yea...
ListenLois Duncan's Daughters of Eve w/ Patrick Ehlers from 2018-12-05T08:05
ALL FOR ONE, AND REVENGE FOR ALL… Comedian and podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss Lois Duncan’s “Daughters of Eve,” intergener...
ListenA. Bates's Mother's Helper w/ Dara Katz from 2018-11-28T08:05
ROCK-A-BYE-BYE, BABY Fellow podcaster Dara Katz (Done) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss A. Batess Mothers Helper, prom dress textures, whos kidnapping whom and why, and the politics of being eaten ...
ListenV.C. Andrews' Heaven from 2018-11-21T08:05
THE SCUM OF THE HILLS Kelly and Katai break down V.C. Andrews supremely crazy Heaven, extreme poorness, alternate, worse versions of Dolly Partons life, and where exactly West Virginia is.
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Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire 5: Evil Thirst from 2018-11-14T08:05
SHE HAD THE POWER OF A DEMON! Kelly and Katai return once again to Christopher Pikes The Last Vampire with #5, Evil Thirst, and discuss proof and its relationship to pudding, where prophecies can s...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Wrong Number w/ Steven Ray Morris from 2018-11-07T08:15
IT BEGAN AS A PRANK... AND ENDED IN MURDER! Steven Ray Morris (My Favorite Murder, See Jurassic Right) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss R.L. Stine's (novel? novella? book.) The Wrong Number, and to...
ListenHalloween w/ Oscar Montoya from 2018-10-31T07:35
THE NIGHT HE CAME HOME Fan and host favorite Oscar Montoya sits down with Kelly and Katai to break down John Carpenters classic, Halloween, and to discuss Jamie Lee Curtis mysterious film past, the...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's Trick or Treat from 2018-10-24T08:26
TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT, CANDY IS DANDY BUT MURDER IS SWEET! Kelly and Katai take on another Richie Tankersley Cusick classic, Trick or Treat, and discuss puddle-water personalities, kissing...
ListenR.L. Stine's Deep Trouble with Max Silvestri from 2018-10-17T07:05
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE... Max Silvestri (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss R.L. Stine's stepping stone to Stephen King, "Deep Trouble," and to dig into the co...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's Teacher's Pet with Jenny Jaffe from 2018-10-10T07:09
LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN! Jenny Jaffe (Neurotica, Big Hero 6 The Series) teams up with Kelly and Katai to dig into a book all three of them have definitely read and comprehended, Richie Tankers...
ListenL.J. Smith's Daughters of Darkness from 2018-10-03T07:45
THESE GIRLS ARE TO DIE FOR! Kelly and Katai are hyped to talk about L.J. Smith's sexy vampire masterpiece, "Daughters of Darkness."
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Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #104-106: The London Werewolf Trilogy with Ryan Mogge from 2018-09-26T07:05
Murder most foul! Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) returns to the studio with Kelly and Katai to discuss the SVH London Werewolf trilogy, woefully inaccurate blurbs, w...
ListenThe Lost Boys with Oscar Montoya from 2018-09-19T07:05
MICHAEL!!! Oscar Montoya (Inside The Disney Vault) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss the 1987 film The Lost Boys, talking genre-defying bullies, the pros and cons of turning into vampires, and the s...
ListenKami Garcia and Margaret Stohl's Beautiful Creatures: The Manga with Ben Blacker from 2018-09-12T07:05
Some loves are meant to be. Others are cursed. Ben Blacker (Hex Wives, The Writers Panel) joins Kelly and Katai to break down Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl's Beautiful Creatures: The Manga, talkin...
ListenLaura Powell's Game of Triumphs with Veronica Osorio from 2018-09-05T07:39
Exclusive. Ancient. Dangerous. Veronica Osorio (Sassy Tarot, Treks and the City) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Laura Powell's Game of Triumphs, the Tarot, signs and love languages, and so so much m...
ListenSinclair Smith's Dream Date with Marnie Shure from 2018-08-29T07:10
SWEET DREAMS... AND REST IN PEACE! Marnie Shure (The AV Club) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Sinclair Smith's Dream Date, nightmare boyfriends, dweebie protagonists, the sound that motorcycles make,...
ListenR.L. Stine's Sunburn from 2018-08-22T08:05
THE PERFECT TAN OR THE PERFECT MURDER??? Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's deeply disappointing Fear Street fake-out-a-thon SUNBURN, featuring ghost boys, shark attacks, and ferris wheel deaths tha...
ListenLois Duncan's Stranger with my Face with Patrick Ehlers from 2018-08-15T10:05
Who (or What) Is Trying to Take Over Laurie's Life? Lois Duncan correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society) returns to Teen Creeps to dig into the legit scary doppelganger saga "Stran...
ListenStephanie Meyer's Twilight from 2018-08-08T07:23
SEXY, SPARKLY VAMPIRES... That's right, the time has come for Kelly and Katai to reckon with the YA phenomenon that is Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. And their reactions may surprise you. Did they lov...
ListenV.C. Andrews's Whitefern from 2018-08-01T10:57
MY SWEET AUDRINA ALL GROWED UP... For their 100th Episode of Teen Creeps, Kelly and Katai dig into the long awaited ghostwritten sequel to V.C. Andrews's classic My Sweet Audrina, WHITEFERN, and Sp...
ListenR.L. Stine's Fear Street: You May Now Kill The Bride from 2018-07-25T08:55
TWO SISTERS DIVIDED BY TIME... Kelly and Katai dig into R.L. Stine's BRAND NEW Fear Street installment, YOU MAY NOW KILL THE BRIDE, and find Stine up to his same old tricks-- nonsense, misdirection...
ListenR.L. Stine's 99 Fear Street: House of Evil (Books 1-3) from 2018-07-18T07:05
The House was EVIL... and EVIL... and EVIL!!! Kelly and Katai dig into all three installments of R.L. Stine's House of Evil with Jason Sheridan (Podcast: The Ride).
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Dia Reeves's Bleeding Violet from 2018-07-11T10:14
Crazy never looked so beautiful... Kelly and Katai return to Dia Reeves's Portero universe to discuss Bleeding Violet, digging into the book's depictions of mental illness, sex positivity, and tran...
ListenFranklin W. Dixon's The Hardy Boys Casefiles #73: Bad Rap with Alex Fernie from 2018-07-04T10:12
Cool is the rule when you're ON A CASE... and Danger's IN YOUR FACE! Kelly and Katai are joined by writer and Hardy Boys correspondent Alex Fernie (Childrens Hospital, Bajillion Dollar Properties) ...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Last Vampire 4: Phantom from 2018-06-27T09:44
The monster... might be an angel! Kelly and Katai dig into the fourth installment of Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire series, Phantom, talking vampire bedside manner, evil babies, and more. Plus...
ListenGrady Hendrix's My Best Friend's Exorcism from 2018-06-20T07:05
Is their friendship powerful enough to beat the devil? Is your stomach strong enough to get through the tapeworm milkshake scene? Much like My Best Friend's Exorcism, this week's Teen Creeps might ...
ListenKathryn Reiss's Time Windows from 2018-06-13T11:42
A dollhouse, a ghost... a secret!!! Kelly and Katai enter Kathryn Reiss's TIME WINDOWS, a truly scary book that combines three of their favorite things-- looking into peoples' windows, ghosts, and ...
ListenLeslie Rule's Whispers from the Grave from 2018-06-06T07:13
Let's do the time warp again! Kelly and Katai take a trip through Leslie Rule's time traveling mystery/high school drama fest, WHISPERS FROM THE GRAVE. Plus your faithful hosts discover a mutual lo...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's The Mall from 2018-05-30T07:05
Someone is shopping... for MURDER!!! Kelly and Katai wade through the crowd of creeps, mall phantoms, and bro cops that populate Richie Tankersley Cusick's The Mall, encountering some familiar YA t...
ListenOrson Scott Card's Ender's Game with Keith Kingbay and Jesse Neil from 2018-05-23T07:05
A famous book, a bad man, and two special guests. Keith Kingbay and Jesse Neil (New Player Has Joined podcast) join Kelly and Katai to talk Orson Scott Card's puzzling, troubling, and at times movi...
ListenFran Arrick's Steffie Can't Come Out To Play from 2018-05-16T07:26
A somber detour leads to some important conversations as Kelly and Katai dig into "the original Lifetime movie," Fran Arrick's Steffie Can't Come Out To Play, the story of a fourteen year old runaw...
ListenEllen Steiber's Zodiac Chiller #4: Twisted Taurus from 2018-05-09T07:45
SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS-- ALWAYS! Kelly and Katai dig into Ellen Steiber's witchy creepfest Twisted Taurus from the Zodiac Chiller series. Plus listener voicemails about Goosebumps geekouts, orgasm...
ListenBarbara Steiner's Spring Break from 2018-05-02T07:08
SUN, SURF... MURDER??? Kelly and Katai dive into SPRING BREAK, Barbara Steiner's Point Horror mashup of cliffside haunted houses, unprepared sexy teenagers, creepy old guys, red herrings, ghost shi...
ListenAnn M. Martin's Baby-Sitters Club Super Mysteries #1: Baby-Sitters' Haunted House w/ Alice Wetterlund from 2018-04-25T10:12
The BSC will protect the kids! But who will protect the BSC! Kelly and Katai are joined by Baby-Sitters Club aficionado Alice Wetterlund (Treks and the City podcast) to break down a truly shocking ...
ListenBONUS Patreon Preview | "Creepy Crushes" Minisode & "The Haunting of Hill House" Outside Genre Episode from 2018-04-18T08:19
Hey Teen Creeps listeners! Curious about what's going on behind the Patreon paywall? This week we wanted to give you a free preview of some of our favorite Patreon moments. Please enjoy our "Creepy...
ListenDhonielle Clayton's The Belles from 2018-04-11T11:42
Brilliant commentary on racial identity and the commodification of beauty woven into a chilling fantasy narrative plus leeches, arcana, and blood magic thrown in for good measure? Um, that's a YES ...
ListenR.L. Stine's One Evil Summer from 2018-04-04T10:01
At last! R.L. Stine commits to the supernatural. And he commits HARD. Kelly and Katai embrace the dark phone melting magic of One Evil Summer and talk losing your perm in juvie, WaveRunner brother(...
ListenBONUS Public Domain Theater Ep1 "The Egg" w/ Rhea Butcher from 2018-04-02T08:05
Highbrow Readings. Lowbrow Commentary. We proudly present Ep1 of our brand new podcast Public Domain Theater. And if you like what you hear and want more, please subscribe to Public Domain Theater ...
ListenFrancine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #40: On The Edge with Ryan Mogge from 2018-03-28T10:30
Cocaine parties! Forbidden kisses! German requiems! Kelly and Katai are joined by friend of the show and esteemed Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to talk cautionary t...
ListenJoan Lowery Nixon's Secret, Silent Screams from 2018-03-21T08:48
"Matter of feet, I do!" "It's not much to go oil!" Kelly and Katai fight through some mind boggling Kondle typos to discuss Satanic panics, the semantics of suicide, and Cuatros superlatives in Joa...
ListenL.J. Smith's Night World: Secret Vampire from 2018-03-14T10:59
Kelly and Katai break down the first installment of L.J. Smith's addictive Night World series, Secret Vampire. Spoiler: LOVED IT! Quick hot take: it's like Twilight, if there was more sex and the p...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Dead Girlfriend w/ Oscar Montoya from 2018-03-07T11:12
Waterfall related deaths! Cartoonish electrocutions! James Dean flattops?! We return to Fear Street with Oscar Montoya (Inside the Disney Vault podcast) and stumble through the looniness of R.L. St...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Dead Lifeguard w/ Ira Madison III from 2018-02-28T08:57
We talk R.L. Stine's The Dead Lifeguard with Ira Madison III (Keep It) and learn a valuable lesson: DO NOT judge a book by its cover! Because in the case of The Dead Lifeguard, the cover says sexy ...
ListenDia Reeves's Slice of Cherry from 2018-02-21T09:10
Prepare to enter a world full of surreal horrors, such as the theme song to Two and a Half Men. Kelly and Katai brave Dia Reeves's Portero universe and pass through various shades of creeped out, w...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Boyfriend from 2018-02-14T14:30
Confusion! Betrayal! Anger! These are just a few of the emotions that Kelly and Katai experience when they find out that the supernatural twist in R.L. Stine's The Boyfriend is not so supernatural ...
ListenGraham Masterton's House of Bones w/ Betsy Sodaro and Marcy Jarreau from 2018-02-07T10:09
Stay away from walls! Never jeopardize your day job! Druidic statues need at least 8 hrs of sleep every night! Kelly, Katai, and guests Betsy Sodaro and Marcy Jarreau (A Funny Feeling podcast) lear...
ListenR.L. Stine's The Prom Queen from 2018-01-31T08:19
How can we focus on prom when there's a murderer on the loose? On the other hand, how can we focus on catching a murderer when prom's coming up? Kelly and Katai dig into the central paradox of the ...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Starlight Crystal from 2018-01-24T08:19
Kelly and Katai finally arrive at the book that started it all, Christopher Pike's The Starlight Crystal. Would there be a Teen Creeps without The Starlight Crystal? Is it really as good as they re...
ListenCaroline B. Cooney's The Face on the Milk Carton from 2018-01-18T08:05
Kelly and Katai talk childhood classic The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline B. Cooney! Lusty teens! Cults! Vaginal health!
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Lois Duncan's Who Killed My Daughter? w/ Patrick Ehlers from 2018-01-10T09:50
Resident LODUNC correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Same Day Shipping, Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Who Killed My Daughter? They talk psychic crimesolving, Dunc...
ListenPatreon Preview: Stephen King's Carrie from 2018-01-04T08:05
Kelly and Katai are here with a Patreon Preview! Here's an example of one of the things you'll get if you join their new $8/month tier on Patreon! A big creepy thank you to our raffle winner Patric...
ListenR.L. Stine's Goosebumps: Beware the Snowman! from 2017-12-27T09:02
Kelly and Katai end the run of Goosebumps Wednesdays with Goosebumps: Beware the Snowman! An abrupt move to the Arctic Circle with Aunt Gertrude! A pretty satisfying snowman-dad switcheroo! A tiny ...
ListenPatricia Windsor's The Christmas Killer from 2017-12-23T02:26
Kelly and Katai talk Patricia Windsor's The Christmas Killer! Magical twins! Evil Twins! Dancer Twins! This book is AMAZING!
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Caroline B. Cooney's Freeze Tag from 2017-12-13T08:05
Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's Freeze Tag! They chat frozen step-dads, sockety eyes, and very sad cartoons!
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R.L. Stine's Cheerleaders 4: The New Evil from 2017-12-06T08:05
Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's Cheerleaders 4: The New Evil! AKA Cheerleaders in the Snow! Confusing evil spirits! Salad dressing power rankings! Too many backflips!
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Best of Teen Creeps Clip Show! from 2017-11-30T09:12
It's a clip show, baby! Kelly and Katai lovingly reflect on some of their favorite moments from the podcast.
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Lois Duncan's Killing Mr. Griffin w/ Patrick Ehlers from 2017-11-22T08:05
Comedian and Podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Killing Mr. Griffin! They learn a lot of things in this episode: So...
ListenD.E. Athkins's Mirror, Mirror w/ Ego Nwodim from 2017-11-15T08:05
Writer and actor Ego Nwodim joins Kelly and Katai to talk Mirror, Mirror by D.E. Athkins! They talk street-diving, elbow-cupping, and hot-dogging!
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Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #82: Kidnapped by the Cult! w/ Ryan Mogge from 2017-11-08T08:05
Podcaster and resident SVH expert Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping, Hellmouthy) returns for Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #82: Kidnapped by the Cult! This episode has everything! Bowl til you dr...
ListenJay's Journal by Anonymous w/ Nick Wiger from 2017-11-01T07:05
Writer and Podcaster Nick Wiger (Comedy Bang Bang, @Midnight, Doughboys on Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Jay's Journal by Anonymous (AKA Beatrice Sparks)! This book has it all! Boner B...
ListenR.L. Stine's Halloween Night 1 & 2 from 2017-10-31T07:05
Happy Halloween, Creeps! As a spooky Halloween treat, Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's Halloween Night 1 and 2! These books have it all! Weird vague costumes! Murder plan fakeouts! Sequels that ar...
ListenR.L. Stine's Goosebumps: The Haunted School with Omar Najam from 2017-10-25T07:05
Kelly is joined this week by guest co-host Omar Najam (13 Days 13 Shorts, Twitter: @OmarNajam) to talk R.L. Stine's Goosebumps: The Haunted School! This episode has it all! Fossil-drinking children...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Last Vampire 3: Red Dice with Emma Fyffe from 2017-10-18T07:05
Broadcaster Emma Fyffe (@EmmaFyffe) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire 3: Red Dice! They talk beautiful priests, Stone Cold Sita, and trigger warning: this podcast di...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Last Vampire 2: Black Blood from 2017-10-11T07:05
Kelly and Katai are back to Pike with The Last Vampire 2: Black Blood! This book has it all! Creepy moms! Agent Vampire! Tickle popsicles!
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V.C. Andrews's My Sweet Audrina from 2017-10-04T07:05
Kelly and Katai chat and heal from the trauma that is V.C. Andrews's My Sweet Audrina! Blood clot projectiles! Chameleon hair and haunted eyes! #VERA!
For a hilarious rundown of Vera's sta...
R.L. Stine's Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland with Mike Carlson from 2017-09-27T07:05
Writer and actor Mike Carlson (@phatcarlson, Podcast the Ride, coming soon to Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland! Vague ride mechanics! Famous c...
ListenCaroline B. Cooney's The Perfume from 2017-09-20T07:05
Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's The Perfume! This book is OFF. THE. WALL. Ancient Egypt! Perfume Possession! Eating your twin!
We want your stories! Call in with your spooky, emb...
William Sleator's Interstellar Pig w/ Einar Baldvin from 2017-09-13T07:05
Animator and Author Einar Baldvin (The Crawling King) joins Kelly and Katai to talk William Sleator's Interstellar Pig! A book about a summer beach vacay turned almost-space-romp! Sexy aliens, pink...
ListenRichie Tankersley Cusick's The Lifeguard from 2017-09-06T07:05
Kelly and Katai are talking Richie Tankersley Cusick's The Lifeguard! This book has all the tropes! Asshole Twist! Hannibal Lecter Would Totally Eat You! Old-timey Prospectors!
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R.L. Stine's Goosebumps: Calling All Creeps! w/ Steven Ray Morris from 2017-08-30T07:05
The wonderful Steven Ray Morris (My Favorite Murder, The Purrrcast, See Jurassic Right) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Goosebumps: Calling All Creeps! Our hero Ricky Beamer is the Screech...
ListenR.L. Stine's Secret Admirer from 2017-08-23T07:05
Kelly and Katai are talking RL Stine's Secret Admirer! This book has it all! Predator community college guys! Best friends who are slightly overweight and therefore the villain! Dating advice: if h...
ListenR.L. Stine's Cheerleaders: The Third Evil from 2017-08-16T07:05
Kelly and Katai chat the final-ish chapter of RL Stine's Cheerleaders series: The Third Evil! This book has it all: Catty best friend evil spirits! Doing splits on top of graves! Cutting off someon...
ListenRL Stine's Cheerleaders: The Second Evil from 2017-08-09T07:05
This week it's RL Stine's Cheerleaders: The Second Evil! Is the evil spirit back? Of course it is! Kelly and Katai discuss rakish therapists, blobby cow eyes, and the mystery of the matte black hot...
ListenR.L. Stine's Cheerleaders: The First Evil from 2017-08-02T07:05
Kelly and Katai talk RL Stine's Cheerleaders: The First Evil! They talk sexy Victorians, dancing in cemeteries, and boiling in showers!
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R.L. Stine's Goosebumps: The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena from 2017-07-26T07:05
It's our very first Goosebumps Wednesday! Kelly and Katai talk Goosebumps: The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena by RL Stine! Everyone's the villain but the monster! Absentee moms escape terrible fami...
ListenR.L. Stine's Twisted from 2017-07-19T07:05
Kelly and Katai chat R.L. Stine's Twisted! Where sorority hazing turns into... MURDER! Sleepy beach towns! Using lipstick as concealer! Three dimensional characters, FOR ONCE!
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Monica Hughes's Invitation to the Game from 2017-07-12T07:05
Kelly and Katai talk Monica Hughes's INVITATION TO THE GAME! They talk boring dystopian futures, survivalism, and massage parlor etiquette!
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Diane Hoh's The Accident from 2017-07-05T16:05
Kelly and Katai talk Diane Hoh's The Accident! They chat gaslighting ghosts, punny pictionary, and boating boys! For those with gentle ears: this episode gets quite blue!
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Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire w/ Drew Droege from 2017-06-28T07:05
It's another Feral crossover event! Comedian, Actor, and Writer Drew Droege (Minor Revelations) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's THE LAST VAMPIRE! They talk camp vs. cheese, explosi...
ListenLois Duncan's They Never Came Home w/ Patrick Ehlers from 2017-06-21T07:05
Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Katai and Kelly to talk Lois Duncans THEY NEVER CAME HOME! A character drama about loss, one-eyed monsters, black tar heroin, an...
ListenR.L. Stine's Fear Street #1: The New Girl w/ Jackie Johnson from 2017-06-14T07:05
Jackie Johnson (Natch Beaut) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Fear Street No. 1: THE NEW GIRL! They talk The Sims, being awkward in High School, their diaries, and more!
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Christopher Pike's The Midnight Club from 2017-06-07T07:05
Kelly and Katai get back to Pike with THE MIDNIGHT CLUB: a book about terminally ill teens swapping scary stories at... you guessed it! Midnight! This book has it all! Kindly old doctors! Very bad ...
ListenL.J. Smith's The Forbidden Game Book 3: The Kill from 2017-05-31T07:05
This week were closing out LJ Smiths The Forbidden Game trilogy with: THE KILL! We talk kissing techniques, Elf Kings who just wanna be bad, and tiny beautiful apple-headed baby fairies!
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L.J. Smith's The Forbidden Game Book 2: The Chase from 2017-05-24T07:05
Kelly and Katai talk Book 2 of LJ Smiths The Forbidden Game trilogy: THE CHASE! This book has got it all: sexy Pippin music, The Magritte Connection, and terrifying children's games--but not enough...
ListenL.J. Smith's The Forbidden Game Book 1: The Hunter from 2017-05-17T07:15
Kelly and Katai talk LJ Smiths THE FORBIDDEN GAME BOOK ONE: THE HUNTER! They chat sexy cat-haired men, sexy cousins, and sexy runes!
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Richie Tankersley Cusick's Overdue from 2017-05-10T07:05
Kelly and Katai talk one-on-one about Richie Tankersley Cusicks OVERDUE! They talk the tough stuff: Bird Corpse Pranks! Bidet Pranks! Setting Your House on Fire Pranks!
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R.L. Stine's Fear Street Saga w/ Ryan Mogge from 2017-05-03T07:05
Comedian and Podcaster Ryan Mogge (Hellmouthy) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stines FEAR STREET SAGA! They talk corpse filled scarecrows, corpse filled towns, and corpse filled walls! SIMON! DAN...
ListenR.L. Stine's I Saw You That Night! from 2017-04-26T09:00
Kelly and Katai go solo (duo?) to talk RL Stines I SAW YOU THAT NIGHT! Theres so much (little?) to cover! Banana Boat Attempted Murder! Angsty Roller Skating! Endless Buckets of Too-Crispy-Chicken!...
ListenLois Duncan's I Know What You Did Last Summer w/ Patrick Ehlers from 2017-04-19T07:05
Comedian/Writer/Podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping @shippledips) joins Kelly and Katai to creep out over Lois Duncans I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! They talk...
ListenGo Ask Alice by Anonymous w/ Greg Smith from 2017-04-12T07:05
Comedy writer/performer/musician Greg Smith (@smithlgreg, Quick & Funny Musicals at UCB Sunset) joins Kelly and Katai to talk GO ASK ALICE by Anonymous! There is so much to talk about. Torpedoe...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Eternal Enemy w/ Lilan Bowden from 2017-04-05T07:05
Actor/Writer/Improviser Lilan Bowden (Disney Channel's Andi Mack) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's THE ETERNAL ENEMY! Everyone loved this book! They talk alternate timelines, what i...
ListenChristopher Pike's The Immortal w/ Diana Wright from 2017-03-29T07:05
Writer/Director Diana Wright (#Hashtagging) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's THE IMMORTAL! They talk globetrotting, deathburgers, and California babes!
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Christopher Pike's The Wicked Heart w/ Katie Plattner from 2017-03-22T17:23
Writer and comedian Katie Plattner (Twitter: @KatieTwoHands) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike’s THE WICKED HEART! They talk cockroach Nazis, Muggsy Bogues, and school dress codes!
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Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High: The Return of the Evil Twin w/ Ryan Mogge from 2017-03-15T07:00
Part 2 of our Sweet Valley Evil Twin Adventure! Comedian and Podcaster Ryan Mogge (Hellmouthy) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Francine Pascals Sweet Valley High: THE RETURN OF THE EVIL TWIN! This bo...
ListenFrancine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #100: The Evil Twin with Ryan Mogge from 2017-03-08T17:48
Comedian and Podcaster Ryan Mogge (Hellmouthy) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Francine Pascals SWEET VALLEY HIGH #100: THE EVIL TWIN! This book has everything, and too much, and also not enough! Jun...
ListenDiane Hoh's Nightmare Hall #1: The Silent Scream from 2017-03-01T17:56
Kelly and Katai talk Diane Hoh’s THE SILENT SCREAM, the first of the Nightmare Hall series! They talk dot matrix, worldly teenagers, and death by Barbizon headshot.
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R.L. Stine's The Babysitter from 2017-02-15T18:13
Kelly and Katai talk RL Stine’s THE BABYSITTER, and they answer the tough questions: Is Jenny a pedophile? Is Mr. Willers actually a rogue cop? Is Mrs. Hagen having an affair with Mrs. Spalding?
Christopher Pike's Road to Nowhere from 2017-02-08T18:26
Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's ROAD TO NOWHERE! Spoiler alert: they loved it! This book is chock full of ripped off fingers, sexy-scary castles, and redemption!
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The Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 1: Dead on Target w/ Alex Fernie from 2017-02-01T18:29
Writer/Director Alex Fernie (Bajillion Dollar Properties on Seeso) joins Kelly and Katai to creep out over The Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 1: Dead on Target! Theres explosions, human pyramids, and fie...
ListenChristopher Pike's Monster from 2017-01-25T18:13
Kelly and Katai creep out over Christopher Pikes MONSTER! This book is 0 to 60 AWESOME! Theres fierce female leads, explosions on explosions, and sexy flesh-eating vampire aliens!
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Christopher Pike's Remember Me 2: The Return from 2017-01-11T18:30
Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's REMEMBER ME 2: THE RETURN! There's soul-switching, troll/muse short stories read graveside, and basically the Christopher Pike universe folds in on itself in...
ListenChristopher Pike's Master Of Murder from 2017-01-05T19:17
Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike’s MASTER OF MURDER! Who knew that a book club podcast would make you realize you hate a book! They talk famous teen novelists, the murder gene, and Jacuzzi mak...
ListenChristopher Pike's Chain Letter 2: Ancient Evil from 2016-12-14T17:40
THE RETURN OF KATAI! Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pikes CHAIN LETTER 2: ANCIENT EVIL, which is full of sexy hellbeasts, sleuthy marinade, and sweet cookie ladies! And of course, we end with mor...
ListenChristopher Pike's Bury Me Deep w/ Micah Gordon from 2016-12-08T18:50
This week on Teen Creeps, writer and comedian Micah Gordon (Good Mythical Morning, This American Lie, Cousins at The Nerdist School, Your One Mission) joins Kelly as a guest co-host to talk Christo...
ListenFrancine Pascal's Wakefields of Sweet Valley w/ Ryan Mogge from 2016-11-17T22:43
Guest Teen Creeper this week is Ryan Mogge (Hellmouthy, Twitter: @rmogge) talks Francine Pascal’s Wakefields of Sweet Valley (Sweet Valley High)! This book is full of romance, adventure, and much m...
ListenJohn Christopher's The White Mountains (Tripods Book 1) w/ Jon Danforth-Appell from 2016-11-10T18:55
This week on Teen Creeps: We wish Katai a speedy recovery, and Kelly is joined this week by guest co-host Jon Danforth-Appell (writer on Fullscreen’s Party in the Back, Twitter: @GrouchoMarxist) to...
ListenV.C. Andrews's Flowers in the Attic w/ Erin Whitehead from 2016-10-26T19:16
This week, Erin Whitehead (Wild Horses, Twitter: @girlwithatail) joins Kelly and Katai to talk V.C. Andrews’s Flowers in the Attic! They chat sexy orphan incest, arsenic, and middle school betrayal...
ListenChristopher Pike's Die Softly w/ AJ Berna from 2016-10-19T21:53
The hilarious and thoughtful AJ Berna (Twitter: @AJBerna) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's DIE SOFTLY, and hooo boy was he relieved no one else liked the book! This book has everyth...
ListenChristopher Pike's Whisper of Death w/ Michael Capristo from 2016-10-12T17:38
The very funny and talented Michael Capristo (UCB Maude Team Baseball) joins Kelly and Katai for the very first guest episode! They talk Christopher Pike's WHISPER OF DEATH! There's questionable se...
ListenChristopher Pike's Witch from 2016-10-05T19:14
This week, Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's WITCH! This book is CRAZY, y'all! The hero's a monster, everyone is terrible, and there's way too much gun violence for a book about magic! Next w...
ListenChristopher Pike's See You Later from 2016-09-29T17:47
This week, Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's SEE YOU LATER! There's formaldehyde-soaked hearts, chocolate ice creams, and vandalism of oil rigs! Next week: WITCH!
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Christopher Pike's Fall Into Darkness from 2016-09-21T17:47
This week, Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's FALL INTO DARKNESS! There's book do-overs, throat slitting, and dangerous obsession! Next week: SEE YOU LATER!
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Christopher Pike's Remember Me from 2016-09-14T18:52
In an almost too personal episode (aaaaaaaah ya love em) Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's REMEMBER ME. It's full of seances, super secrets, and facing one's inner demons! Next week: FALL INT...
ListenChristopher Pike's Scavenger Hunt from 2016-09-07T18:22
This week, Kelly and Katai recap Christopher Pike's SCAVENGER HUNT! This ep has everything: scary purple houses, reptile people, book cover art, sexy butts in pools, and reading about hot climates ...
ListenChristopher Pike's Gimme a Kiss from 2016-08-31T19:47
This week, Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's Gimme a Kiss! Sexual repression, murder, and sexy scuba diving abound! Subscribe and review!
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Christopher Pike's Spellbound from 2016-08-24T17:03
This week Kelly and Katai talk Christopher Pike's Spellbound! Things are really starting to pick up! Deception, desperation, and the thrill of the supernatural! Next week: Gimme a Kiss!
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Christopher Pike's Final Friends Trilogy from 2016-08-17T19:34
This week Kelly and Katai talk the Final Friends Trilogy (The Party, The Dance, the Graduation). Three books that should have been one book! Guilt! Lies! Murder? Next week: Spellbound!
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Christopher Pike's Last Act from 2016-08-10T20:48
This week Kelly and Katai cover Christopher Pikes Last Act! Sometimes, opening night is curtain call for your life! Yeah? That works, right? Yeah!
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Christopher Pike's Chain Letter from 2016-08-03T19:43
This week Kelly and Katai cover Chain Letter! Chain letters are so much more than those emails your aunt forwards you! Subscribe, or you'll be cursed with bad luck in love for seven years!
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Christopher Pike's Tachyon Web from 2016-07-27T02:16
Kelly and Katai go to space, beyond The Tachyon Web! Christopher Pike's third book is all about outer space, candy, and beautiful aliens!
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Christopher Pike's Weekend from 2016-07-20T17:26
Katai and Kelly chat Christopher Pike's Weekend! It's a weekend full of accidental poisonings, cook/slut dichotomies, and blackbird-throwing-shamans. Don't miss it!
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Christopher Pike's Slumber Party from 2016-07-13T07:14
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Teen Creeps! Kelly and Katai take you on a trip down memory lane! But the memories are creepy! Like a memory of a dream where you're at your mom's house, but it'...
ListenChristopher Pike's Slumber Party from 2016-07-13T07:14
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Teen Creeps! Kelly and Katai take you on a trip down memory lane! But the memories are creepy! Like a memory of a dream where you're at your mom's house, but it'...
ListenChristopher Pike's Slumber Party from 2016-07-13T07:14
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Teen Creeps! Kelly and Katai take you on a trip down memory lane! But the memories are creepy! Like a memory of a dream where you're at your mom's house, but it'...
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