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Tell Em Steve-Dave

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#578: The Johnson Chip from 2023-11-22T01:15

Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.

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#577: Human Code H from 2023-11-12T22:29

Q’s webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.

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#576: Double Puss-Out from 2023-11-05T20:28:52

The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund

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#575: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular from 2023-10-30T16:00

Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!

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#574: The Doffening from 2023-10-23T18:53:11

Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway

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#573: Ming the Maverick from 2023-10-16T20:36

Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply:tellemstevedave.com/amsgi...

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#572: Call Me Mr. Johnson from 2023-10-08T14:55:36

Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply:tellemstevedave.c...

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#571: Stool Archeologist from 2023-10-02T19:38

Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.

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#570: Nose Too Long? from 2023-09-24T21:55:10

Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.

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#569: Brown Snakes on a Plane from 2023-09-17T22:00:02

Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.

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#568: Days of our Lives from 2023-09-09T16:07:27

Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something. ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#567: Little Chippy (abridged) from 2023-08-25T01:02:06

After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a convoluted flea marketing code, Walt ODing, Q ...

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#566: North of the Border from 2023-08-11T17:30:41

Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#565: TESD’s Life of Bryan from 2023-07-25T00:52:22

Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#564: Son of the Soil from 2023-07-20T03:25:06

Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.

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#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style) from 2023-07-12T01:29:44

Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.

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#562: Fat Boy Summer from 2023-07-04T11:14:49

Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.

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#561: Alien Dildo from 2023-06-25T19:26:20

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.

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#560: The Porcelain Unabomber from 2023-06-18T19:41:41

Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an adventure. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-...

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#559: Q’s Madhouse from 2023-06-12T00:01:15

Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?

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#558: Bonnet Headz from 2023-06-07T01:59:59

TESD welcomes a very special guest. Bry is EXCITED! https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#557: Kissing Bandits from 2023-05-10T00:18:35

Bry’s lack of meds is showing, driving etiquette, IJ cruise, Fat News x2, Jackson Mahomes, portrait update.

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#556: Q’s Cup Overfloweth from 2023-05-01T23:06:49

Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.

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#555: I Wanna Be Tough from 2023-04-24T21:00

Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?

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#554: Joey da Rose from 2023-04-18T00:30:09

The first episode in the TESD guest series features long-time friend, Joe DeRosa…and Bry and Q making fun of Joe DeRosa. Joe plays dyslexia. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#553: So Smooth from 2023-04-12T21:00:35

A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD. This episo...

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#552: The Perils of Petsitting from 2023-04-03T05:30:38

Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.

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#551: The Joe DeRosa Train from 2023-03-26T22:37:10

Bry proposes a posthumous prank, fencing, would you go back to your five-year-old self. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#550: The Secret from 2023-03-19T20:32:16

Bry is vindicated, Q celebrates his birthday week, Git ‘em reveals his perfect woman, Ming’s first stand up set is reviewed.

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#549: Fair Weather Flanagan from 2023-03-06T01:46:43

Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love.

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#548: Tee Is For Tampon from 2023-02-26T18:13:53

Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.

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#547: Absentee Podcaster from 2023-02-20T00:00:08

Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.

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#546: Material Boyz from 2023-02-13T17:29:45

Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.

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#545: The Q Spot from 2023-02-06T01:33:55

The Empire State Building offends Walt&Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.

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#544: The Commish from 2023-01-30T17:50:02

Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.

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#543: No Apologies from 2023-01-23T01:24:43

Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game

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#542: The Sting, too from 2023-01-14T19:00:52

Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?

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#541: Tuna Slop from 2023-01-08T18:52:46

Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.

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#540: Hot Grandma from 2022-12-25T05:01:42

Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.

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#539: Mr. Glass from 2022-12-06T06:39:51

Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#538: Kids in Satan’s Service from 2022-11-28T01:01:29

Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.

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#537: Jive Turkeys from 2022-11-21T17:13:46

Bry, Walt,&Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#536: Salmon In The Microwave from 2022-11-14T00:00:57

Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation

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#535: I WON’T Shut Up! from 2022-11-07T00:00:04

There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

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#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular from 2022-10-23T00:00:02

Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!

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#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure from 2022-10-17T00:00:19

Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.

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#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip from 2022-10-09T21:01:34

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.

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#531: Bodacious from 2022-09-27T00:00:47

Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt&Bry suffer from penis envy.

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#530: Cons-troversy from 2022-09-20T01:20:13

Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.

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#529: Oyster Boners from 2022-09-12T14:30:09

Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.

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#528: Koi-tastrophe from 2022-09-08T18:09:29

Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.

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#527: Barbara Eden is 90!! from 2022-08-29T22:35:32

Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.

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#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers from 2022-08-21T22:32:19

Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind

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#525: The Hammer from 2022-08-08T12:57:52

Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?

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#524: Cletus’ World from 2022-07-31T22:20:18

Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?

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#523: Bruce Almighty from 2022-07-18T01:00:19

The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.

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#522: The Sin of Happiness from 2022-07-10T00:30:07

Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.

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#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies from 2022-06-29T23:00:12

Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.

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#520: Chuck Roast from 2022-06-13T00:04:11

Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.

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#519: Superfestation from 2022-06-06T00:05:08

De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.

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#518: One Con and a Funeral from 2022-05-29T22:01:15

Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.

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#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’ from 2022-05-16T01:04:57

Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.

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#516: The Vanilla Edge from 2022-05-08T22:01:22

The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.

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#515: PhDeez Nutz from 2022-04-25T01:00:47

Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.

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#514: Final Foreskin from 2022-04-17T21:00:01

Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.

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#513: Johnny’s Choice from 2022-03-29T20:06:48

Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.

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#512: Sack Window from 2022-03-21T23:00:45

TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.

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#511: G-Spot and C-Man from 2022-03-15T03:08:37

Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.

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#510: It’s all about Frank from 2022-03-08T03:04:38

The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.

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#509: The Mooching Sack from 2022-02-27T22:00:07

Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table

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#508: It’s Curtains For Ya from 2022-02-21T06:22:08

Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.

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#507: F Las Vegas from 2022-02-08T03:00:16

TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.

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#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout from 2022-01-17T04:09:47

Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.

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#505: Anklez&Tipz from 2022-01-10T04:00:01

Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans

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#504: Gotcha! from 2022-01-01T03:30:40

Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.

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#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’ from 2021-12-20T00:12:07

Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized

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#502: Covid Chuck from 2021-12-13T00:30:06

Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.

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#501: And Then There Were Two from 2021-12-06T05:00

With Walt on the mats, Bry&Q present Space Monkeys

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#500: It’s The Big One from 2021-11-21T22:59:59

TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.

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#499: Castawayed! from 2021-11-14T00:00:08

The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?

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#498: Cometh the Early Bird from 2021-11-07T23:00:32

TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.

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#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno from 2021-11-01T03:55:01

The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!

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#496: Devil’s Beef from 2021-10-25T02:30:07

UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.

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#495: …Ehhhhh from 2021-10-18T00:00:03

Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome

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#494: Dungaree Butthole from 2021-10-11T03:00:09

TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.

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#493: Potato Thighs from 2021-09-26T23:03

Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.

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#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company from 2021-09-21T13:38:15

Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.

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#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us! from 2021-09-13T03:00:47

Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.

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#490: Balls!!! from 2021-08-30T03:00:09

Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.

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#489: TESD of Love from 2021-08-23T03:00:55

Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.

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#488: Channel 1,000,000 from 2021-08-08T23:00:12

Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.

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#487: We Got Musk from 2021-07-31T22:01:36

Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.

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#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk from 2021-07-18T23:22:47

Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.

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#485: Westward Ho! from 2021-07-11T23:31:43

Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.

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#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail from 2021-06-22T05:29:35

Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.

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#483: A Joyride Into Space from 2021-06-14T23:31:37

Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.

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#482: In praise of a bear girl from 2021-06-07T00:16:17

Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.

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#481: Silent Sufferin’ from 2021-05-31T00:09:56

Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?

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#480: The Human Fifi from 2021-05-23T21:32:39

Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt&Q outlived their desirability?

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#479: Rubber Feet from 2021-05-09T22:00:03

Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.

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#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me from 2021-04-25T22:30:40

Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.

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#477: BTS 4 eva from 2021-04-18T22:07:33

Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?

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#476: Devil Shoes from 2021-04-12T00:36:38

Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla

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#475: King Thong from 2021-03-28T22:00:41

This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.

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#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two from 2021-03-21T18:00:24

The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.

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#473: Keep it De-real from 2021-03-14T19:48:05

Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.

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#472: Senility Smiles from 2021-03-07T23:00:07

The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.

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#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry from 2021-02-28T23:00:15

Bry, Walt&Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.

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#470: The Cult of Tom from 2021-02-14T23:31:15

Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.

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#469: Qovid from 2021-02-06T23:00:05

Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.

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#468: Orange Man from 2021-02-01T01:00:58

Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl

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#467: Swan Song from 2021-01-19T19:00:13

Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash.Also, giant wieners.

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#466: The Birdman of Staten Island from 2021-01-04T19:00:32

Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.

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#465: Wookiee Style from 2020-12-29T03:07:09

Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.

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#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas from 2020-12-25T01:22:29

Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.

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#464: Ignorance is Dope from 2020-12-16T04:30:09

Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.

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#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips from 2020-12-09T20:04:26

Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show

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#463: Who’s The Turkey Now? from 2020-12-05T23:33:18

Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.

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#462: Gimme The Loot from 2020-11-30T01:00:48

Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.

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#461: Stronger than Time from 2020-11-21T02:01:32

The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry&Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.

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#460: Fat Tit from 2020-11-09T02:00:30

Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.

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#459: Mask from 2020-11-03T03:00:07

Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.

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#458: Sarcata Nagrata from 2020-10-25T03:00:08

Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.

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#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular from 2020-10-13T14:00:03

Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.

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#456: Musical E from 2020-10-07T17:39:49

Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.

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#455: Potpourri of TESD from 2020-09-27T00:00:18

Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?

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#454: Eyes Up! from 2020-09-21T01:03:04

Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.

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#453: One Boob Out from 2020-09-14T03:28:35

Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.

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#452: Die on Every Hill from 2020-08-31T00:00:18

Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.

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#451: I Buy Comics from 2020-08-23T02:00:09

Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.

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#450: Silver (alert) Foxes from 2020-08-09T23:48:49

The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?

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#449: Dr. Qlittle from 2020-08-03T01:01:48

Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.

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#448: Sk8ter Boyz from 2020-07-20T00:10:40

Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.

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#447: Phuc Boyz from 2020-07-13T01:03:52

A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.

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#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout from 2020-06-22T02:07:44

Do you need one?!

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#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil from 2020-06-11T19:00:40

Cryptids and Corona

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#444.5: It Was The Times from 2020-05-24T21:00:21

*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’

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#444: Four Colors For Life from 2020-05-24T19:59:53

Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.

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#443: Q’s Blues from 2020-05-14T02:30:32

Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.

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#442: Fry Guy from 2020-05-03T18:29:56

Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.

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#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80 from 2020-04-29T15:50:31

Frank5&Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’

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#441: Lyin’ Johnson from 2020-04-25T17:00:14

Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.

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#440: Tit 4 Tat from 2020-04-19T01:30:09

Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?

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#439: TESD 3-way from 2020-04-13T00:31:06

Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities

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#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel from 2020-04-05T22:00:12

Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.

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#437: Jim Class from 2020-03-24T23:00:18

You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!

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#436: Overkill Junior from 2020-03-13T00:31:39

Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.

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#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye from 2020-03-01T23:32:04

The news you’ve been waiting for

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#435: Bry The Masseuse from 2020-02-28T22:59:58

The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.

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#434: Are You My Mother? from 2020-02-21T00:29:57

TESD welcomes a rare guest

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#433: Stirling Porrich from 2020-02-11T00:44:32

#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

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#432: Spreading the Disease from 2020-02-02T21:08:30

A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.

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#431: Ill Communication from 2020-01-27T01:01:27

Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.

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#430: Oldmandalorian from 2020-01-19T19:31:12

Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.

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#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets from 2020-01-11T14:35:07

Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.

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#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over! from 2019-12-08T01:32:08

A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave

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#427: Water Tastes Like Water from 2019-11-24T01:30:14

Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.

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#426: Gone Phishin’ from 2019-11-14T20:32:44

Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.

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#425: Prince Bry of Monaco from 2019-10-31T21:31:39

The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.

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#424: Chicken Centipede from 2019-10-27T02:56:43

Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.

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#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose from 2019-10-21T19:15:15

Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.

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#422: A Scarecrow’s Story from 2019-10-10T21:36:58

Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!

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#421: Retailer Holocaust from 2019-09-27T02:30:23

Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.

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#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er) from 2019-09-15T20:29:58

Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.

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#419: Silver Ain’t Bad from 2019-09-10T21:01:12

Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?

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#418: QISS from 2019-08-31T23:00:13

Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.

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#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade from 2019-08-29T16:50:31

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

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#417: Little Owl Hands from 2019-08-19T01:35:13

Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.

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#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy from 2019-08-08T22:59:05

Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.

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#415: American Dadz from 2019-08-02T00:00:06

Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)

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#414: This Shithole Earth from 2019-07-23T19:00:03

Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.

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#413: Bagel Shrimp from 2019-07-15T04:00:05

Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.

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#412: Fancy Pants from 2019-06-27T00:04

Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.

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#411: Auditory Promised Land from 2019-06-18T00:00:43

How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!

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#410: BM Bounty Hunters from 2019-06-11T03:00:35

Walt&Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry&Mike envision a 2nd career

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#409: No More Periods, Period! from 2019-05-31T21:00:41

IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic

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#408: Activate Baby Mode from 2019-05-25T22:00

Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.

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#407: Hair by Jeffrëy from 2019-05-17T03:00:12

Bry, Walt,&Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.

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#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism from 2019-05-09T04:00:20

Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.

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#405: Jurassic Dorks from 2019-04-24T01:00:13

Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.

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#404: Romancing the Stone from 2019-04-15T23:30:20

Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration

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#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy from 2019-04-11T00:31:05

Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry,&Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.

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#402: Never. from 2019-03-28T00:00:07

Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.

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#401: After the Glory... from 2019-03-08T00:00

Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.

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#400.1: Making Haystory from 2019-02-14T23:59:45

Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie

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#400: Makin' Hay 3 from 2019-02-07T23:00:10

The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers

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#399: WrestleRama from 2019-02-02T01:00:06

Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers

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#398: Max Factor from 2019-01-25T18:29:22

An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis

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#397: Prank Superstar from 2019-01-15T22:00

Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines

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#396: Fitbit Follies from 2019-01-08T05:00:13

Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting

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#395: Fuller House from 2018-12-23T03:32:23

Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside

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#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers from 2018-12-05T03:00:01

Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH

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#393.5: Tea Time from 2018-11-20T20:00:02

Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them

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#393: The SS Hoochie from 2018-11-09T04:00:09

Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death

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#392: King Dong from 2018-10-29T04:00:22

Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap

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#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh from 2018-10-20T00:00:03

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

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#390: Unhuggable from 2018-10-12T16:00:22

Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148

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#389: A Livestream to Remember from 2018-10-05T05:02:45

Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire

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#388: Death and Periods from 2018-09-24T04:00

Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue

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#387: Fuck Cantcer from 2018-09-12T03:00:03

Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black

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#386: Washing the Martian from 2018-09-05T04:00:12

Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick

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#385: Mr. Manager from 2018-08-29T02:00:25

A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine

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#384: My Brother the Car from 2018-08-22T02:00:13

Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is

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#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version) from 2018-08-14T21:59:58

Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket

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#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much from 2018-08-07T23:59:59

Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost

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#381: Butthole Motorboat from 2018-07-31T00:00

Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.

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#380:The Declan Cut Sucks from 2018-07-14T00:06:02

Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife

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#379: Stop That Pigeon from 2018-07-06T02:30:02

The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic

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#378: Scatman Johnson from 2018-06-26T01:30:04

Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul&The Illegals - Altered State

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#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy from 2018-06-25T02:00:06

Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues

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#376: Trash Purgatory from 2018-06-07T23:00:09

Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy

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#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep from 2018-06-07T17:06:11

Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories

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#375: Enema Mine from 2018-05-31T21:00:11

TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount

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#374: Johnson Being from 2018-05-26T04:00:09

When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime

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#373.5: Story Time from 2018-05-20T01:34:02

Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge

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#373: Number 5 is Alive from 2018-05-16T01:00:19

Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.

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#372: King of Swing from 2018-05-07T23:30:04

While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades

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#371: Daddy Edgar from 2018-05-02T19:00:09

Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free

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#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave from 2018-04-24T23:30:06

Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe

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#369: Angel Coitus from 2018-04-10T23:59:50

A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Or...

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#368: King Me! from 2018-04-03T02:30:13

After addressing his h8trz, Walt&Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me

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#367: Beside Flanagan from 2018-03-17T23:54:01

Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords

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#366: The Woods of Defecation from 2018-03-12T02:00:35

Kev cheats death, Q&Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now

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#365: Nobody’s Goat from 2018-02-15T02:23:17

Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile

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#364: Himam?nav from 2018-02-03T03:59:59

Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan

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#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns from 2018-01-20T06:27:36

Bry&Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta

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#362: Keepin’ it rawz&keepin’ it realz from 2018-01-15T22:50:36

Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth

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#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End from 2018-01-09T22:00:07

Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk

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#360: Happy Hamburger from 2017-12-22T02:29:51

Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion

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#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz from 2017-12-16T02:00:13

Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder

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#358: F*ck the trees! from 2017-12-02T23:00:04

A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles&Pencils - Hands Up

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#357: Kenan and Q from 2017-11-21T06:59:24

Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher

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#356: Better Late Than Never from 2017-11-11T02:00:34

Bry&Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer

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#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special from 2017-10-31T03:59:44

A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.

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#354: Overbites Matter from 2017-10-20T16:00:27

Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth

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#353: The Gun Show from 2017-10-07T22:59:57

Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together

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#352: LEGO Babies from 2017-09-30T22:00:28

Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)

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#351: NO MANGO from 2017-09-23T01:03:26

TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High

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#350: I am the Patriarchy from 2017-09-19T00:59:35

Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space

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#349: Down Mexico Way from 2017-09-10T23:00:42

Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta

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#348: Time Commander in Chief from 2017-08-30T22:30:05

Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System

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#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here from 2017-08-19T22:59:58

Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt&Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan

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#346: Granny Comfort from 2017-08-06T02:59:49

Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock

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#345: #NOTOKAY from 2017-08-01T01:29:29

Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment

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#344: Ann Landahs from 2017-07-17T23:04:58

Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space

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#343: Meet the Progressives from 2017-07-08T12:59:16

Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers

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#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan from 2017-07-04T20:00:38

Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting

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#341: Spooky Puss from 2017-06-24T21:56:08

Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4

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#340: Love Warrior from 2017-06-16T20:29:01

Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken

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#339: Flanny Got Fingered from 2017-06-10T22:58:41

Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare

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#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams from 2017-06-01T23:54:47

Walt&Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High

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#337: Kwigleeuh from 2017-05-26T01:30:20

Murder most foul, past lives most lived&Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life

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#336: Mushken from 2017-05-14T01:29:37

Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside

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#335: Prince Q from 2017-05-05T19:29:44

Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister

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#334: Shave and a Haircut from 2017-04-28T20:40:40

Bry&Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda

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#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus from 2017-04-25T01:00:31

Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay

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#332: Bloody good time from 2017-04-19T21:00:52

Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride

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#331: Is there a Doctor in the house? from 2017-04-07T18:24:57

Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty

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#330: Try the Veal from 2017-03-25T02:59:24

The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend

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#329: Log Box from 2017-03-18T20:59:48

Bry, Walt&Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns

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#328: Take a Blow from 2017-03-11T23:59:27

Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia

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#327: The Human Corn from 2017-03-07T00:00

Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector

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#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love from 2017-02-27T03:00:48

Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor

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#325: Ignorance is Holy from 2017-02-20T01:29:41

Bry, Walt&Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It

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#324: The Verdict from 2017-02-11T02:58

The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me

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#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II from 2017-02-05T03:54:32

Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together

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#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I from 2017-01-30T03:30:26

Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation

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#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy from 2017-01-21T03:00:27

Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies

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#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers! from 2017-01-13T05:00:33

Walt&Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied

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#319: Nostradummies from 2017-01-10T04:59:07

Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth&JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull

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#318: Q'z Brewz from 2017-01-01T03:15:14

2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake

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#317: This is Why! from 2016-12-24T23:59:52

Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best

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#316: Grasshead from 2016-12-18T03:48:48

Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close

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#315: Woe is Q from 2016-12-10T01:55:32

Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time

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#314: Impressing the Prof from 2016-12-04T01:59:58

The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers&jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic

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#313: 4th and Down from 2016-11-27T02:25:50

A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction

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#312: Tan&Poisoned from 2016-11-19T00:45:08

Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward

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#311: Peepin' N Creepin' from 2016-11-13T23:59:56

While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City

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#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin from 2016-11-04T01:59:45

Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table

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#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros from 2016-10-28T02:59:26

Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547

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#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special from 2016-10-23T03:00

Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick

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#307: BQ+BM=TLF from 2016-10-15T03:57:01

Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow

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#306: #Funeralz from 2016-09-30T00:02:05

A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt&Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark

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#305: Batches of Patches from 2016-09-23T21:45:39

A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes

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#304: It's Porn Dog! from 2016-09-15T20:00:02

Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man

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#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z from 2016-09-10T04:00:04

A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.

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#302: evaD evetS me' lleT from 2016-09-03T04:04:06

Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya

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#301: Chocolate Clocks from 2016-08-28T00:29:57

Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life

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#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel from 2016-08-12T02:04:35

Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar

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#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300 from 2016-08-05T19:47:36

TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say

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