Podcasts by That DnD Podcast

Doskvol after Dark -38- Literally Covered in Cake from 2021-05-31T10:00

Still getting those rectangles! And nooooooooooooow some cake! Cake tray escape plan! And even some leftover icing! So a win all around!

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Doskvol after Dark -37- The easiest way to help out is to stand in the back and yell "YEAH!" from 2021-05-24T10:00

Okay! So the crew has to infiltrate a space and get some rectangles. Four of them. Or eight triangles that would make four rectangles. Or that might make squares. Are squares also recta...

Doskvol after Dark -36- 30 minutes later--just as expected from 2021-05-17T10:00

I edited this all in one day. I don’t remember anything about it. So here’s a generalized blurb: dice! bad ideas! fire! stab time!

Oh and also random banter for the first...

Doskvol after Dark -35- We stabbed a vampire and almost burned down a house! from 2021-05-10T10:00

Gotta stab those vampires and wrangle all those ghosts!

We better handle this fire before the fire is the mosts!

We’re here to help we promise, no matter h...

Doskvol after Dark -34- Here's to trying not to get any of this stuff on my feet! from 2021-05-03T10:00

Wait! Don’t throw fire! We’re in the kitchen! Use the meat grinder or something! But make sure you let me keep the ghost in this jar now!

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Doskvol after Dark -33- Is that more or less risky than throwing fire at this guy? from 2021-04-26T10:00

Things are definitely going well around here. Removing some ghost, now chasing vampire, maybe throwing some fire. I mean, is it really an adventure if nobody throws some fire?

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Doskvol after Dark -32- You're going to rip that guy's nose off! from 2021-04-19T10:00

It’s exorcism time! And we’re going to use a ghost to kick out other ghosts! It’s the perfect plan!

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Doskvol after Dark -31- I'm gonna punch the ghost right outta this dude! from 2021-04-12T10:00

Levels have upped! Next quests have been discussed! And now it’s time to see how long we go before the next ghost-that-nearly-destroys-the-party is summoned!

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Doskvol after Dark -30- Oh! I've been trying to workshop that joke! from 2021-04-05T10:00

Look. We definitely took care of that last mark. And we’ll just ignore the current trade-off of one party member loss for each successful quest completion. It’ll be fine. So we can tota...

Doskvol after Dark -29- No questions. Just answers. from 2021-03-29T10:00

This one is a business visit. Gotta deal with the traumas and the levels-up!

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Doskvol after Dark -28- Coin is the abstract concept. from 2021-03-22T10:00

Everyone has trauma! Everyone has heat! Everyone is scrambling because there are hostages and maybe more dice to roll! Oh no and suddenly guards! What to do?

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Doskvol after Dark -27- Well, I WAS trying to do this quietly, BUT. from 2021-03-15T10:00

The parkour worked! Sort of! There is now NO MORE SNEAKING! It’s time for the advance!

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Doskvol after Dark -26- Parkour? PARKOUR? Par! Kour! from 2021-03-08T11:00

IT IS TIME FOR THE PARKOUR! It may not work, but it’ll still be ridiculously cool, right? Is parkour still cool? Is it? Wait….don’t tell me if it’s not. It’s still cool in my heart, an...

Doskvol after Dark -25- They left me in the elevator...with the attendants. from 2021-03-01T11:00

This week we continue the hijinks but with fewer dick candles! This week is more of a hide-in-the-towel-cart-oh-does-anyone-have-some-dynamite kind of episode, so, you know, the usual c...

Doskvol after Dark -24- Just 12 Spanish Candles; the rest leave unsaid. from 2021-02-22T11:00

You are being fairly warned! The beginning of this episode is completely unrelated to all things Blades! It is extremely blue in the 1950’s legal sense! It is also very funny, but you a...

Doskvol after Dark -23- I know it sounds boring, but that's why it'll work! from 2021-02-15T11:00

This week the posse comes up with the BEST PLAN EVER! It definitely does not involve blood or stolen towels or doom. Not. At. All. It’s gonne work just fine, I promise.

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Dosvkol after Dark -22- I was doing fine until the ghost showed up! from 2021-02-08T11:00

I gotta say, I’m definitely out of witty blog intros this week. We’re still on “ghosts doing their own thing because monkey paw” consequences. But at least the mission worked? Gotta go ...

Doskvol after Dark -21- It's not like they're specially trained and equipped to fight ghosts. from 2021-02-01T11:00

It’s just all about using ghosts for all the stuff now. Killing and cleaning and who knows what else? Time for some of those ghost-getting soldiers to show up. Now what?

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Doskvol after Dark -20- It's called "self-assurance." from 2021-01-25T11:00

Well that went a way. A murder-ghost and lots of bullets kind of way. And the whole “assassinate the target” goal has not been accomplished at all. Now what?

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Doskvol after Dark -19- By all the gods of the Abyss, I will kill you again! from 2021-01-18T11:00

Well, we’ve got some mercs and some blue coats and a boat to board. There’s some enraging and now there’s a murder-ghost. Seems like a guaranteed win when there’s a murder-ghost!

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Doskvol after Dark -18- Apparently, it's a play on words. from 2021-01-11T11:00

Gotta do some downtime. Still gotta get the target. Gotta do some sneaky and some fire.

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Doskvol after Dark -17- The newbie's call sign is newbie, yeah. from 2021-01-04T11:00

There’s a lot of stress and wound around here. Also, who’s this new person hanging out. Is she with us now, or not?

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holiday greeting 2020 from 2020-12-28T11:00

HOLIDAYS AND STUFF

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Doskvol after Dark -16- No, I don't like the idea of demon cops, actually! from 2020-12-21T11:00

The ghost thing has gotten us somewhere, I think? Now there’s an egg involved? So I guess this somewhere is not the last somewhere we’re going.

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Doskvol after Dark -15- We're looking for someone who should be here but is not. from 2020-12-14T11:00

Time for ghost-talking! And also maybe fire. But then, it’s always maybe time for fire, right? Right?

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Doskvol after Dark -14- Hey, y'all seen any vampires around here? from 2020-12-07T11:00

It’s time to find a vampire! Let’s start by asking some ghosts! Trust me, that totally makes sense. It does! Let’s go!

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Doskvol after Dark -13- Hooray for Crimes! from 2020-11-30T11:00

There are a couple of options on the table: a difficult thing and another also difficult thing. Which one will the crew choose? I going to predict the one with fire, stabbing, and possi...

Doskvol after Dark -12- Maybe we'd have a higher tier if we named ourselves! from 2020-11-23T11:00

Well. Everyone survived. Barely. But boooooy there’s some heat on the team now! Too many heat is never good. Let’s tune in to fine out how they solve this problem!

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Doskvol after Dark -11- Nobody here thought this is where they'd end up tonight. from 2020-11-16T11:00

Things have gotten expectedly out of hand. Just wildly out of hand in all the ways you’d expect. Mayhem everywhere. Bullets flying. Risky rolling and devil’s bargains right and left. Al...

Doskvol after Dark -10- I'll take the other route to maximize our coverage. from 2020-11-09T11:00

Everybody’s still at the fancy party. Rolls aren’t going quite so great. There are some soldiers and some fire? Yes, fire again. And the escaping from the fire and the assassinating of ...

Doskvol after Dark -09- Throwing off my disguise, and killin' by surprise! from 2020-11-02T11:00

Everybody’s at the fancy party ready to do some spy stuff and maybe also some murder. But wait…what’s this? It’s time for another fire distraction! Those always go so well after all. Listen

Doskvol after Dark -08- All right! We're going to a fancy ball! Sweet! from 2020-10-26T10:00

It’s time to start dismantling the system! Gotta start at the top where the money is! Like with the treasurer! But that means we need to get fancy. A fancy party sounds like just the t...

Doskvol after Dark -07- I'll look into the void, and something looks back. from 2020-10-19T10:00

Sneaky escapes have happened! Everyone gets a little down time! Wait…did I just hear someone say something about raising the river of blood? Hey—can you repeat that? What do you mean “n...

Dosvkol after Dark -06- The robbers with the cleavers went that way! *points vaguely* from 2020-10-12T10:00

The big house has been infiltrated more or less successfully so far. Except for that one suspicious lady. And maybe some other suspicious people. But never mind that. It’s cheatin’ at d...

Doskvol after Dark -05- I'm just here to...run some errands and stuff. Really. from 2020-10-05T10:00

Well, everyone seems like they’re getting caught. Time to be lying sneaky times and also secret gambling distractions. Let’s see how that goes!

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Doskvol after Dark -04- Three heat is too much heat. from 2020-09-28T10:00

Ah well the fire is definitely totally under control. And there definitely won’t be any problems from whatever happened when that guy was defenstrated into the river. I’m definitely gla...

Doskvol after Dark -03- I'm just telling you what's going to happen. from 2020-09-21T10:00

So the fire distraction went absolutely as planned; the secret signal totally worked; the…um…helpful guard guy is definitely not whispering creepily. Basically, all of this is going com...

Doskvol after Dark -02- It's weird how bees and fire all in the same day.... from 2020-09-14T10:00

Iiiiiiiiiiiiit’s infiltration time! Gotta set a fire and pick a lock and hope nobody figures out who did it! Let’s go!

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Doskvol after Dark -01- I pick locks best when nobody's looking. from 2020-09-07T10:00

We’ve gathered the crew and built the base.

Now it’s time to infiltrate, post-haste!

We’ll use some banter and sketchy documents, too,

To be...

Doskvol after Dark -00b- Building the Base from 2020-08-31T10:00

Continuing the pre-adventure building of the crew! We have some people, now it’s time to get a base!

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Doskvol after Dark -00- Corralling the Crew from 2020-08-24T10:00

It’s time for the next adventure! We’ve got a new group and a new town and we’re here to Blades in the Dark!

It’s a pre-adventure build-a-character episode part 1! Let’s ...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -21- We're going to the zoo! You can come, too! from 2020-08-17T10:00

Welp, we’ve made it the end goal of the road trip in the stolen car. A lot has happened and some things got chaotic, as they should. It’s time to go into the big cat container. Let’s ro...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -20.b- I did a wedding and not an episode from 2020-08-10T10:00

Hello, fair listeners! Usually this lovely download would be an episode full of hijinks and explosions and definitely running the plot right off the rails, and yet, it is not. I’m afrai...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -20- And now it's time to head to the zoo! from 2020-08-03T10:00

We escaped the cops! We’re driving fast! But this may be a bait car? Time for some 89s-ass manuevers! Whoooo!

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Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -19- I mean, I keep my keys behind the visor; don't you? from 2020-07-27T23:12:58

Well, here it is: late, but featuring glorious 80s everything! Enjoy!

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Oh no. from 2020-07-27T06:43:46

Well, due to a complete flub on the part of your friendly neighborhood editor, today’s episode is currently…not ready for publication. Do not worry, fair followers: it will be out befor...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -18- The van is careening down the road and swarming with ninjas! from 2020-07-20T10:00

And we’re back to the 80’s, mutants, careening vans, and synthwave! Last time, there were a bunch of cat ninjas on the back of the van. This time, there are still cat ninjas on the back...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -17- This episode is about a train heist now? from 2020-07-13T10:00

Y’all, I can’t even keep up with what game this group is playing anymore. Apparently we’re all dabbling in westerns and train heists now. Of course, as your friendly neighborhood editor...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -16- Yeah, I'm gonna put this van in reverse. from 2020-07-06T10:00

When we last left our roam-tripping team, they were in need of some auto parts. Let’s find out if that works out for them or if there’s more fire and swords in store!

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Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -15- Those were cat ninjas, right, that we repulsed? from 2020-06-29T10:00

Let’s talk about Venom and Cats and how technology is super weird sometimes and whether *69 (nice) or 911 existed for our band of mutant marauders! (Okay, I know they aren’t marauders r...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -14- Shut the fridge door! from 2020-06-22T10:00

Okay so we’ve got a burning barn, a lynx ninja, a gunfight with a sword, and chaaaooooos! Sounds like a good time to find out what’s next!

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Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -13- Aaaw! He didn't land on his feet! from 2020-06-15T10:00

Well, last week ended with some excitment and a montage of chaos. And now we’re back to that barn. You know from way back a few episodes ago. It’s time for some fire and some ninjas. Yo...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -12- "This Might Hurt a Little Bit" is our motto from 2020-06-08T10:00

Okay, so the Macguffin is a suitcase full of drugs. Somehow there are large cats and reptiles involved. Jolene. And now let’s add a mascot costume and some added Gary/Jerry confusion. S...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -11- I thought he was the one in the mascot costume! from 2020-06-01T10:00

Okay, so the Macguffin is a suitcase full of drugs. Somehow there are large cats and reptiles involved. Jolene. And now let’s add a mascot costume and some added Gary/Jerry confusion. S...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -10- Wait, is it Gary or Jerry? from 2020-05-25T10:00

And we’re back! Welcome back to small town reports have a MacGuffin in the closet and lots of personality! We’re going somewhere with this and y’all are all along for the ride! Whoo! Listen

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -09- Put the MacGuffin in the closet, and let's go! from 2020-05-18T10:00

I don’t even know what’s happening now. This is the pivot part where we try a whole different thing in the same universe and also there’s a metal briefcase and small town reporting pers...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -08- Look, I'm not a monkey; I'm an orangutan. from 2020-05-11T10:00

We survived the exciting flashback! We all had typical diner food. ..okay, to be fair, I do love a good tuna melt…. Anyway! We’re all ready for EXTRA SURPRISING DERAILING HIJINKS and fi...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -07- And now we have our good good flashback! from 2020-05-04T10:00

We open in a diner. Getting normal, diner things like tuna melts and pancakes. As it happens, a small movement, a question, a guesture, leads to an exciting flashback opportunity. Will ...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -06- This is definitely going to explode because it's the 80's. from 2020-04-27T10:00

Orangutan in trenchcoat bops mook with steering wheel! Explosion! Snake with hat on glances around! Explosion! That dog catcher thinks about calling for backup! Explosion! Now it’s an a...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -05- Two Super Scary Mutants and Some Mooks! from 2020-04-20T10:00

We’ve got some mutants, some dog catchers, some van crashing, and maybe a mook or two! It’s time to get this breakout done!

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Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -04- What's the 80's thing? Okay, let's do that! from 2020-04-13T10:00

We’ve got some science experiments and some 80s-ass references. It’s time to plan our starting moment! So the question is, more explosions and car chases or even more explosions and car...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -03- We are right now just doing everything we can to not be caught! from 2020-04-06T10:00

It’s time to finish meeting our characters and establishing what’s going to happen next. Next week we should be back to more normal length episodes, which I’m sure all you listeners wil...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -02- I'm actually like four years old because I'm an orangutan. from 2020-03-30T10:00

Well last week, we started meeting out new characters and talking a lot about the TMNT comics. This week that continues! But we also talk about setting. What are you hoping for: Hell’s ...

Those Mutant Ninja Wizards -01- Is this a Tom and Jerry thing now? from 2020-03-23T10:00

It is time for an interlude! For us that means about 6 sessions of something unusual! You get shakes and rolls dice some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! I’ll bet you’re a...

Those Super Wizards -27- To Orbital Laser or Not to Orbital Laser from 2020-03-16T10:00

The Wave Team has descended into the depths of the secret floors to find a secret room with a creepy orb and some creepy lab guys. What they do now could determine the future of the who...

Those Super Wizards -26- One of us is named Actor System, and it's not me! from 2020-03-09T10:00

So apparently last week, I did not put a single thing in this space. That’s pretty weird. I will now blame the Phantom because I totally can.

This week, here are some wor...

Those Super Wizards -25- You just keep saying words that make this creepier. from 2020-03-02T11:00

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Those Super Wizards -24- Obviously, nominative determinism is a thing. from 2020-02-24T16:50:55

Oh no I definitely had this episode all ready to go and FAILED TO POST IT! I’ve been foiled by time!

Well here you go: mayhem! malarkey! magic! wait not magic…Mscience!<...

Those Super Wizards -23- Not all crabs are named Sebastian, Ashkan. from 2020-02-17T11:00

Giants metal crabs are all around! The giant friendly crab has returned! What are they going to do now? Get the bad crabs! Save…something!

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Those Super Wizards -22- Who needs only one giant crab when you can have five! from 2020-02-10T11:00

Take a group of superheroes, some secret experiment facilities, though radar, and add in some Terry Crews of mass, and you have a new episode!

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Those Super Wizards -21- It's east of India, anyway. from 2020-02-03T11:00

Falling through the air

I lost my cool, cool missile.

Terry Crews is here

To turn into various terry-crews-masses-of-helpful things

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Those Super Wizards -20- What's your range on being able to turn things into salt? from 2020-01-27T11:00

Time to infiltrate a secret North Korean base and upset the super-wizard-power-stealing experiments! What Terry Crews mass of things will we get to see today? Let’s find out!

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Those Super Wizards -19- My God! They have dial-pushing technology! from 2020-01-20T11:00

Giant Sea Crab Sent Away! Magic Church Statue Aquired! No Autographs Harmed in the Process! Everybody Look—A Good Dog! I Guess That Means it’s Time for a New Mission!

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Those Super Wizards -18- Wait, this magic church has actual real-ass magic? from 2020-01-13T11:00

Okay. So America has dropped into a weird fanchurch. There’s a lot of flies around eavesdropping. The Good Dog may or not be mind-controlling a giant crab? Things are just all about sup...

Those Super Wizards -17- A biblical plague of flies? Yes. from 2020-01-06T11:00

Yay The World Was Saved! Whoo! What will we do now? Go to church!

Oh but wait, first we need to discuss Superman and his mustache. Then we can go to church.

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Those Super Wizards -16- Can you turn this into kittens? from 2019-12-23T11:00

The Tonal Shift has occured! It is no longer time for over-the-top antics and purple headbands. Instead, it is time…to stop AN ALIEN BOMB! How far will our W.A.V.E.s go to stop it? Only...

Those Super Wizards -15- It's time for some mental trauma! from 2019-12-16T11:00

Let’s punchsmith right through this door for DRAMATIC ENTRANCE!

Oh, you’re a doorman. Well, I was really hoping for a dramatic entrance…. Oh there’s a receptionist? I’m s...

Those Super Wizards -14- Actually, where does all that mass go? from 2019-12-09T11:00

What makes a superhero anyway? Is it the powers? Is it the witty comments? Is it the Good Dog that enables psychic space entities to interact with humans? Is it the ability to open a do...

Those Super Wizards -13- I don't even have a rattlesnake! from 2019-12-02T11:00

The creepy dimension building exploration is delayed because PUNCHSMITH! What to do with Punchsmith, anyway? As the team tosses ideas about, we wonder: who actually are the good guys he...

Those Super Wizards -12- The Punchsmith smiths up some punches? from 2019-11-25T11:00

Creepy cube buildings and good boys abound. It’s time to find some “bad guys” or at least some “problems” to fix. Because that’s what The Wave is all about. It’s definitely not about ma...

Those Super Wizards -11- If you put them from least worst to best worst, there's still a least worst. from 2019-11-18T11:00

Well the creepy Moleskine Guys who are Super Efficient and alsot the undead surprise guys have been defeated and collected. It’s time to go to … a weird explodey cube building. Yes, thi...

Those Super Wizards -10- Ha ha! I was a weatherman before! from 2019-11-11T11:00

The battle rhino has arrived! The especially coordinated bad guys with moleskin notebooks have been surprised! What’s going to happen now? A small side discussion of One Punch Man, obvi...

Those Super Wizards -09- It's rhino time! from 2019-11-04T11:00

Everybody’s getting cool uniforms, riding in cool air machines, jumping out of those air machines! You only work for W.A.V.E. once, right? Let’s get those buns out there fighting evil, ...

Those Super Wizards -08- This anaconda don't. from 2019-10-28T10:00

It’s time for our supers to go on their first mission! This is going to go super well, I know. Especially since they’re all super well adjusted and super used to each other. Let’s see h...

Those Super Wizards -07- Nothing says "healthy, functioning adult"...like this team. from 2019-10-21T10:00

Our supers are know. They have introduced themselves. They have shown us the system they inhabit. They have taken the week off to discuss The Defenders. It is now here: the supers last ...

Those Super Wizards -06- That time we discussed Defenders from 2019-10-14T10:00

Here it is—Mike promised to let everyone discourse about Defenders if they stayed on track last time, so this is it! The guys chat about Defenders, what they liked, where they would lik...

Those Super Wizards -05- How can we make this even more complicated? Do that. from 2019-10-07T10:00

It’s time to finish up character creation! And everything just keeps getting more and more complicated! That has to be fine, right? Complication is great!

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Those Super Wizards -04- We're breaking that rule now, Mike. from 2019-09-30T10:00

Everybody’s here and ready to break all the rules! But it’s totally for the Greater Good (the greater good!)!

Maybe.

It could be for the greater destruct...

Those Super Wizards -3- Let's detail that powerset! from 2019-09-23T10:00

The world and power sets get ever more detailed as our crew prepares to …save the world? Yes, I’m sure that’s it. Save the world!

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Those Super Wizards -02- What phase are we on now? from 2019-09-16T10:00

And now get ready

because it’s time

for character creation and world-building episode 2!

So let’s build some supers and try to keep them goo...

Those Super Wizards -01- I'm a good guy! Really! from 2019-09-09T10:00

It is time!

Are you ready?

The super heroes are here to work collectively on contract for five years.

And also save the universe.

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Swamp Fiasco Flashback Part Deaux! from 2019-09-02T10:00

It’s flashback time part 2! It’s to wrap up this crazy swamp adventure! Also, be sure to check out our interview with Jason Morningstar on the YouTube channel!

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Swamp Fiasco Flashback Time! from 2019-08-26T10:00

It’s flashback time! Come with me back to January of 2017! A few of us did a Fiasco session in lieu of our regular session of a series that, sadly, fell victim to the choas of our regul...

Swamp Wizards -53- We respect the laws of magic. Really. from 2019-08-19T10:00

Well, folks, we’ve come to the final showdown. You know what that means: let’s top off that sweet tea and get ready to magic some storm troopers and use a car to eat some things! This’l...

Swamp Wizards -52- I'm just gonna roll the car now. from 2019-08-12T10:00

Is it time to get weird? Is it time to fight a wand-holding duck? Is it time for a princess squad to smash an AT-AT? Yes, yes it is. Get those PBR cans, ready, folks—Let’s go!

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Swamp Wizards -51- It's time for some action helicopter scenes! from 2019-08-05T10:00

Imperial Walkers? Check. Stormtroopers? Check. Action helicopter? Check. Large anthropomorphic duck with a wand? Check. Look. I warned you, this was going to get super weird, and if it ...

Swamp Wizards -50- Yeah, we're running...toward the enemy. from 2019-07-29T10:00

It’s been a lot. And now there’s a dessciated Walt. But it’s time. Time to take an inventory of the orka-menagerie. Time to pick your co-pilots. Time to pack that cooler full of PBR. Ti...

Swamp Wizards -49- Get some smart elves to do some crafty stuff. from 2019-07-22T10:00

Our team of haphazards magickers is closing in on The Mickey. They have a “guy” caged in their “car.” And also there’s a Super PBR weapon? That should be interesting. Frank is on terms ...

Swamp Wizards -48- The car doesn't want to go in there. from 2019-07-15T10:00

I can’t even summarize where this story is right now. I’ll just let y’all roll with the weirdly developing weirdly everything. And let’s get The Mickey, I guess.

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Swamp Wizards -47- The greatest power that humanity has is being able to lie. from 2019-07-08T10:00

So the good news is that before, they were on the inside driving out. The bad news is they were still inside. Oh and also, there’s a magic lamp out there with the power to rearrange rea...

Swamp Wizards -46- You're a princess or something! from 2019-07-01T10:00

Here’s what I know: everything’s turned around now and also there’s another princess. Good luck!

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Swamp Wizards -45- Send the other, realer McCoy from 2019-06-24T10:00

My brain hurts from this story now. Everything just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Now we have magic lamps and cars going scary places on their own! Time to find out what Victor’s g...

Sawmp Wizards -44- I'm clawing my way out of this car! from 2019-06-17T10:00

The croccotransformer is done. There were two Belle’s fathers. There was Frank at a casino. And then a magic lantern now held by our own Vic. Nothing can go wrong with that.

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Swamp Wizards -43- Don't ever put me on the bus again. from 2019-06-10T12:00

So we have some of our crew being old and convincey at a casino in Tampa and some of our crew winning motorcross in a Barracuda. Really, you’d think things couldn’t get any more interes...

Swamp Wizards -42- It's motorcross time! Who has the golf cart? from 2019-06-03T12:00

It’s motorcross and casino time! Our respective teams are exersizing their diplomacy for the moment, but that may not last for long! The real question is: can you run the motorcross cou...

Swamp Wizards -41- ...Humans are weird. from 2019-05-27T12:00

This week: all audio files inbound! Time to rescue Beauty’s dad! Time to send Frank to the casino! Time to gather the PBR Cans of Defense! Here we go!

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Swamp Wizards -40- But the badge has my photo on it! from 2019-05-20T12:00

Still a little bit of imaginative line-imagining for this episode. But it’ll be great since nobody is encourtering major danger in order to steal battle droid plans or rescue “beauty” f...

Swamp Wizards -39- We need energy for the laser turrets. from 2019-05-13T12:00

We split the party! This is going great! Also laser turrets and magic pigs! NO PROBLEMS HERE AT ALL!

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Swamp Wizards -38- Action Scene or Research Scene? from 2019-05-06T12:00

And now presenting two paths for our magical crew of misfits: the ACTION PATH—henceforth pigs and explosions? Car chases and magical pigs? OR the RESEARCH PATH—books and detecting? Magi...

Swamp Wizards -37- In Florida, open-carry golf clubs are fine. from 2019-04-29T12:00

So the whole messing-up-the-universe-by-messing-with-time thing is still oncoming, and now there’s the whole “save the princesses? also they’re kinda extra magicy and stuff?” thing is a...

Swamp Wizards -36- He has been mixing it up with the White Court.... from 2019-04-22T12:00

Well, things didn’t work out so well with the whole manatee-Tony situation. At least, there have definitely been some complications. And That Certain Imagination Corporation is definite...

Swamp Wizards -35- We've been in business for...insert time period here! from 2019-04-15T12:00

In this episode we consider driving the magical muscle car through the Nevernever. Also, Frank starts thinking about fairy tales. Finally, there’s more PBR. All the PBR which is just the right a...

Swamp Wizard -34- Does the event take place at a Hot Topic? from 2019-04-08T12:00

Last time we left our story on a cliffhanger: hulking monsters were pretending to be hospital workers but not everyone could see them! Our guys need to save the mob boss that the human-form-havi...

Swamp Wizards -33- I don't even know what happened there. from 2019-04-01T12:00

Welp, we managed to do some spinning and some offensive vomiting. Sorry about that, I suppose. I know not everybody is ready to handle such graphic content, but I assure you that’s how it actual...

Swamp Wizards -32- Look, the vehicle was spinning, so it was natural. from 2019-03-25T11:00

This week we’re back on track with some adventure driving, some assault beer, some mangy orphan cat, and a fun times find-your-stuff-and-don’t-freeze quest! OH! There’s also a rousing game of “W...

Swamp Wizards -31- Fist? Now for something completely different from 2019-03-18T11:00

This episode is the last episode part B—and now let’s talk about comics and movies! So it’s totally great but also a rabbit trail of sorts. Also! There are added adorable baby sounds! Enjoy! I w...

Swamp Wizards -30- Everything went off the rails from 2019-03-11T11:00

In this episode, nothing happens.

Okay, that’s not really true, a lot of things happen, but none of it is related to the van-eating, corvette-morphing magic car and it’s team of misfit ma...