Podcasts by That Does Suit Madame, The "Are You Being Served?" Podcast

Episode 88: BONUS - We love drag queens! (Special guest Candy Samples) from 2023-04-09T22:44:05

Are you FREE for a BONUS episode?! We are!

Drag has always featured prominently within the “Are You Being Served?” universe and not just with Mr. Humphries. We hear from some #Unanimous ...

Episode 87 - "Rat-A-Tat-A-Tat" - our FINAL podcast! 🙇❤️ from 2022-12-05T00:11:01

Our FINAL podcast: After 86 podcast episodes, Mr. Jeff and Mr. Brandon say goodbye to the podcast they've crafted over the past two and a half years. What started out to be a COVID-hobby became ...

Episode 86: "The Darts Match" - Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour. from 2022-11-18T05:37:03

In this podcast episode, we review the very final original content from the AYBS Universe. :(

Your two podcast hosts had a lovely chat with Brian Slade, author “Simon Cadell: The Authorised Bio...

Episode 85 - “The Mongolians” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour from 2022-10-31T01:49:36

We’re supporting Gladys in the Bell Ringers Association Union local #DING and their strike. Beryl, our switchboard operator, let a very confused voicemail get through to the podcast. Americans: don...

Episode 84 - “A Mummified Cat” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour 🎃 from 2022-10-13T19:51:11

It’s Halloween season!

Only 2 more original episodes of Grace & Favour to cover!

A “very special episode” of the podcast coming up.

Call for Nominations! Our special upc...

Episode 83 - “Mr. Slocombe” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour from 2022-09-18T17:19:58

Rest in peace Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

A voicemail from Superfan Ms. Johanna from Detroit and her childhood AYBS-related snafu.

What do they call “Britbox” in the UK… “box”?...

Episode 82 - “The Cricket Match” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour from 2022-08-27T02:20:04

We love our fun and funny chat with @MsJoanneHeywood on our last podcast episode (and the #Unanimous do too!).

-Are- we actually in Northern Mississippi? The rumours continue…

Our ...

Episode 81 - It’s Joanne Heywood, Miss. Lovelock from Grace & Favour! Are You Being Served Again from 2022-08-20T17:16:49

The talented and charming Joanne Heywood stopped by the recording studio while on a holiday tour of Northern Mississippi! We learn that Ms. Heywood’s first professional acting role was the musical ...

Episode 80 - ”The Gun” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour from 2022-08-02T01:06:27

Gladys goes on strike!

It’s hot (stay cool, #Unanimous).

Our newest unpaid intern position: the T.W.I.T: Mr. Bill!

We’re heading towards the end of the podcast (so send us y...

Episode 79 - ”American Tourists” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour from 2022-07-18T17:46:36

The final episode of Season 1 of AYBSA/Grace & Favour! (But we still have Season 2 to go). 

We had an unauthorized travel expense from official Research Unpaid Intern J.J. (but h...

Episode 78 - ”Things That Go Bump in the Night” Are You Being Served Again/ Grace & Favour (special guest Ms. Heather!) from 2022-06-17T18:04:30

A new “Moment of Butch” sound effect on the show. (Thank you Mr. James).

Superfan Mr. JJ suggests AYBS Fan Fiction! What is Mr. Lucas purchased Millstone Manor in “Grace & Favour” and...

Episode 77 - “Looking for Staff” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour. 👸 from 2022-06-02T20:47:50

Congratulations to Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II on her Platinum Jubilee!

The Channel 5 documentary “Are You Being Served? Secrets and Scandals” - we can’t wait to see it.

Whi...

Episode 76 - “The Court Case” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour (with guest host Mr. Bill!) from 2022-05-24T16:57:49

A warm welcome to the new Australian Kath & Kim podcast: “Look at Moi - Celebrating 20 years of Kath and Kim” with Rowdie Walden. It’s nice, it’s different, it’s unusual. Check it out, doll....

Episode 75: "Under Arrest" Are You Being Served Again? / Grace and Favour from 2022-05-11T02:36:30

Wilberforce Be With You! (May the 4th has been coopted by the podcast!)

#Unanimousland

What exactly -is- a ballcock?

Mr. Ben from The Grace Bros Memorial Gym in London.

Episode 74: Are You Being Served Again/Grace & Favour "The Inheritance". from 2022-04-12T14:05:16

“No, the chef’s gone mother…”

Mr. Brandon was at that Swiss Yodeling Contest and caught a bug.

No more waiting, Unanimous: Are You Being Served Again/Grace & Favour has arrived...

Episode 73: AYBS Australia “Undesirable Alien” (with guest Dean Arcuri- again!) from 2022-03-14T02:31:53

“I’m a confirmed bachelor. More confirmed than you think!”.

We re-welcome special guest host Dean Arcuri from Aussie-land! (he's noice, he's diff'rent, he's unyewsuel)

Sherrie Hews...

Episode 72: The 2016 Reboot (“You Can’t Teach A New Dog Old Tricks”) from 2022-02-22T21:17:09

“Oh, you’re like me aren’t you?”

We laugh at our fake sponsor ads.

Don’t feel guilty for watching “Beane’s of Boston”.

Charlotte Rae was a busy lady.

Were BBC execuit...

Episode 71: "Beane's of Boston" (failed '79 American AYBS pilot) from 2022-01-31T19:03:10

What would AYBS be like if it was filmed in Los Angeles instead of London??

The Unanimous loved The Unanimous Episode! And we’d still love to hear from you if you didn’t get on the podcas...

Episode 70: The Unanimous Episode! from 2022-01-18T06:43:38

We open up the podcast to listen to listener-submitted messages and emails: The Unanimous have spoken!

Listen as Mr. Jeff and Mr. Brandon hear from our past Superfan co-hosts and new frie...

Episode 69 - “The Pop Star” (final AYBS episode!). from 2021-12-13T05:20:50

"Rat-a-tat-a-tat”

Gladys the bell is sleepy for the show.

We’ve already reached the final episode of AYBS!

Check out the Croft and Perry Podcast! (The producers of the AYBS ...

Episode 68 - "Friends and Neighbours". from 2021-12-04T05:06:43

“I’m not bent on anything!” We only have one more episode of the original series left to discuss! RuPaul’s Drag Race UK AYBS reference! Wendy Richard (Miss Brahams) was on a pop song in 1962! A -fa...

Episode 67 - “The Night Club”. from 2021-11-12T03:33:49

“I think everything’s too big!” Brandon quotes Liberace within the first two minutes of the show, a record! Does anyone in the Unanimous have an AYBS tattoo?! A 1970’s Mike Berry/Mr. Spooner comme...

Episode 66 - “Gambling Fever”. from 2021-10-31T20:39:12

“I don’t finish work until half past five!”

Only 3 more original episodes left of the series! (And don’t forget to submit your AYBS stories for the upcoming “Unanimous Episode”.

Wh...

Episode 65 - “Grounds for Divorce”. 💔 from 2021-10-21T01:23:33

“We all denied everything when Mr. Bentor was fired… ”  Lots of great messages from our Unanimous listeners!  Captain Peacock is having marital trouble (again) thanks to Miss. Bagnold. Is Peacock g...

Episode 64: “Goodbye Mrs. Slocombe”. from 2021-10-02T02:48:07

“While you’re there, powder your nose- it’s shiny!”

We’ve reached the final season of AYBS!

Superfan Mr. Ben sent the podcast a message that he works out at the old BBC building wh...

Episode 63 - “Lost and Found”. from 2021-09-21T05:46:34

“The Vicar will be surprised… not to mention the Organist. ” 👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️ We’ve reached the end of Season 9! Just one more season left! (But don’t worry, YES we’re going to cover Are You Being Se...

Episode 62 - "Monkey Business". from 2021-09-09T21:18:11

“Mind the feather in the door…” 

Thanks to all the #Unanimous listeners for the tips!

We’re #sellouts and created the #BargainBasement TDSM shop at imfree.threadless.com. Supp...

Episode 61: “Calling All Customers” (with special guest Mr. Geoffrey) from 2021-08-23T13:01:45

“Breaker..... breaker...” 👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️ Sad news as we learned about the passing of Clare Dunkel aka Candy Davis at only 59. She became a very accomplished murder novel author under the pen-nam...

Episode 60: “Memories are Made of This”. from 2021-08-13T18:28:20

“If I don’t get jelly, I’ll make myself sick!”

Thanks to the #Unanimous who attended #MadameCon!

And the #podcast would appreciate your reviews on Apple Podcasts!

Mrs. Sloco...

Episode 59: "The Hold Up" (LIVE at Madame-Con!) from 2021-07-29T23:31:09

“We do have rumors in the underworld!”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

We skip ahead to season 10 for the fan favorite “The Hold Up”, recorded LIVE at Madame-Con in Manhattan, Mississippi for the f...

Episode 59: “Conduct Unbecoming”. from 2021-07-06T12:43:17

“Well I told you I didn’t do it!”

“Knocked up” help from The #Unanimous listeners! (Pre-electricity alarm clocks for mine workers)

A scary lesson on “the dirty war” in Argentina fr...

Episode 58: “The Sweet Smell of Success”. from 2021-06-27T18:12:25

“Do you think this will carry to a rooftop in Kensington”? Thank you to the #Unanimous fans for all your feedback and tips! Madame-Con is coming up on July 17th! Come record a LIVE recording for...

Episode 57 - “The Podcast Pilot” (Our first experimental episode - from the vaults!) from 2021-06-19T00:06

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️ 

Huge thanks to Mr. Alvin for contributing on our “Roots?” episode.

Introducing Madame-Con! That Does Suit Madame's first podcast "convention" / meetup in NYC!<...

Episode 56 - "Roots?" with guest host Mr. Alvin! (& don't do blackface) from 2021-06-14T19:04:26

“It turns out he was AC and I was DC”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️ 

Mrs. Slocombe Pride post! Wiggle Wednesday! Lots of social stuff!

We welcome special guest co-host Mr. Alvin! He w...

Episode 55: “The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe”. from 2021-05-31T18:47:17

“In my experience, it’s better to be safer than sorry”

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Your humble co-hosts were on The Naughty or Niiiiiice show! Thank you to the drag queens Toni Homeperm and Ale...

Episode 54: “Closed Circuit”. from 2021-05-24T15:18:53

“A nice aperitif?” “Why thank you, they’re my own.”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

SCTV: incredibly good Canadian comedy.

Mr. Jeff has never seen Schitt’s Creek!

The Poutine Network ...

Episode 53: “Heir Apparent”. from 2021-05-19T23:59:05

“Grace-Humphries. I’m keeping my maiden name”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

Mollie Sugden’s stripper scene got many International fans who asked for a pinup photo!

The Unanimous is rampant...

Episode 52: “Sit Out”. from 2021-05-13T01:05:53

“He still writes to me…”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

Long Island’s favorite drag queen, Toni Homeperm, is interviewing the podcast! Check out Facebook or Twitter for details!

Thanks for ...

Episode 51: “Front Page Story”. from 2021-05-02T19:00:03

“I tremble to think” 👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️ Our jaxies are full of vaccine (luckily). A drag queen in Ronkonkoma, Long Island is a podcast fan: Toni Homeperm! Cheeky little bounder: a social climber. Yo...

Episode 50(!): “A Personal Problem”. from 2021-04-25T01:19:02

“Hold onto your gargoyles!”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

Get vaccinated, wear a mask, and #BlackLivesMatter.

A special AYBS-related “like” from the fab actress Fleur Bennett from Grace &a...

Episode 49: “Is It Catching?” 🤒 from 2021-04-11T22:14:25

Episode 49: “Is It Catching?”.

“I knew I should have kept my hands off those winkles!”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

A rare behind-the-scenes Youtube of the AYBS staff on ...

Episode 48: “The Punch and Judy Affair" (special co-host Mr. Kyle!) from 2021-04-03T18:21:47

“I can’t go on… I can’t go on!”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

Welcome special guest host Mr. Kyle!

Rocky Horror Picture Show voices.

Yay vaccines!

Is AYBS cause of divorce? Listen

Episode 47: “The Agent”. from 2021-03-27T23:37:53

“With suede shoes? I’d be laughed off the platform!”

We can’t wait to get jaxxy full of vaccines! (Keep wearing your mask, and we are unanimous in this)

What was the watershed time...

Episode 46: “Anything You Can Do”. from 2021-03-15T03:14:30

“Cancel my Toad in the hole!”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

We denied Justin Timberlake (even though he’s Northern Mississippi-adjacent).

Is AYBS low brow and comparable to “Married with C...

Episode 45: “The Hero”. from 2021-03-05T22:25:20

“They called me ‘Hugger Humphries’”.

The “Week of Love” social post was a hit online!

Mr. Brandon loves the Elton John Christmas song; Mr. Jeff disagrees.

The great strike o...

Episode 44: “Mrs. Slocombe Senior Person”. from 2021-02-18T04:44:26

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️ “Story of my life…” A man in a kilt: it’s beloved actor #GordenKaye from “Allo Allo” who plays a flasher/Scottish paparazzo. (We’ve seen him in previous episodes too). Exactly wha...

Episode 43: “The Apartment”. ❤️ from 2021-02-14T17:52:19

“It’s better than no queen at all…”

👚🧦🧣👒🩲👞⬇️

(Probably) THE best episode of AYBS!(??)

Thank you for your voicemails! Leave yours at 662-PEACOCK!

Mr. Jeff’s club...

Episode 42: "Strong Stuff This Insurance". from 2021-02-01T23:57:33

“You don’t think someone broke in when I wasn’t looking?”.

We hear an update from Unanimous Superfan Kimberly about Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (and why it seemed so titilating to ...

Episode 41: “The Junior”. from 2021-01-27T03:44:20

“No, but he still writes to me from Capri”.

Polish boys: Cleveland's culinary addition to the world.

AYBS conspiracy theories- Did Mr. Tebbs have a cake clause in his contract with...

Episode 40 - "Happy Returns". from 2021-01-15T20:15:22

"You're forgetting the fairy dust!".

Happy 2021! (For what it’s worth).

How did charge cards work in the 70s?

What year were women in the US finally able to have their own c...

Episode 39: “A Bliss Girl”. from 2021-01-08T03:09:48

“Note the twirl”.

We would love a jacksy full of vaccine!

The podcast is happy to leave 2020 in the dust and we hope there are less storming of Capitols in the coming year.

...

Episode 38: "Shedding the Load". Happy 2021! from 2021-01-02T00:47:13

“Oh, it’s all coming out now is it?!” We love our listeners and it’s been such fun making this podcast in 2020; onward to 2021! Thank you for all our #Unanimous who have taken this journey with ...

Episode 37: "Do You Take This Man?" (with special culinary guest Lori)🎄 from 2020-12-22T13:39:45

Episode 37: “Do You Take This Man?”.

“I’m playing against type”.

Happy holidays from the podcast! We've appreciated all the Unanimous listeners as we've started our first year of p...

Episode 36: "The Club". from 2020-12-18T01:50:02

"I'm just going to have a lie down, take over Mr. Lucas...”.

Hello to all our new #Unanimous listeners!

Which TV station did you first watch Are You Being Served?

Do you liv...

Episode 35: "By Appointment". (and hello Mr. Tebbs) from 2020-12-11T20:14:06

“What exactly are you inferring, Captain Peacock?”

Goodbye Mr. Grainger😢, hello Mr. Tebbs!

Hello to our friends at The Sitcom Club at Podnose! (podnose.com/the-sitcom-club) and Tw...

Episode 34: The AYBS Movie! 🎬 from 2020-12-04T13:44:54

The Are You Being Served Movie!

What happens when the Grace Brothers staff go on holiday to the fictional seaside town abroad called “Costa Plonka” during a military coup d’etat? Let’s ma...

Episode 33: “It Pays to Advertise”. 🦃🍽 from 2020-11-26T18:37:27

What happens when the Grace Brothers staff decide to film a commercial on the floor? Henry-the-lovable-old- bartender (and Mr. Grainger’s last scene on the series), Mr. Humphries’ directorial de...

Episode 32: "Goodbye Mr. Grainger". from 2020-11-16T00:06:30

“That’s something to look forward to!”.

We start preparing ourselves for the sunsetting of Mr. Grainger from the show (Arthur Brough passed away…).

Superfan Heidi delights us with ...

Episode 31: "Take-over". (Congrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris!) from 2020-11-09T22:24:11

“You get used to it with practice”. “Take-over”, one of the most popular episodes of the series! Congratulations to President-Elect Biden/Harris! You’ve all done very well! Important Board Room ...

Episode 30: “The Old Order Changes”. (🗳 VOTE BIDEN/HARRIS!) from 2020-10-30T01:27:17

“Don’t talk to me about last Thursday!…”

Hello new Unanimous listeners! We hear from our fab (American) friends who have voted for Biden/Harris. Have you?

If you haven’t voted yet,...

Episode 29: "Founders Day". (have you voted yet?) from 2020-10-22T22:22:18

Voters roll call! 🗳 If you’re a Unanimous listener and you’ve voted for Biden/Harris, leave a  message on the PEACOCK hotline at 662-PEACOCK and leave your first name and ...

Episode 28: "A Change is as Good as a Rest". (EARLY VOTE!) from 2020-10-20T14:13:05

“Oh dear, that’s given him a wibbly wobbly tummy!”

TDSM Battle Royale: Misters Jeff and Brandon disagree on this episode.

Madame Beryl is a Unanimous TDSM listener!

American...

Episode 27: "Mrs. Slocombe Expects". from 2020-10-13T02:33:36

“Well that happens in the best of families too…”.

The staff has kittens over Mrs. Slocombe’s new arrivals (and its freaky Scottish superstition origin from the Middle Ages).

Where ...

Episode 26: "The Father Christmas Affair". from 2020-10-01T01:43:57

"You should see what the women wear". Hurray to Superfan Ursula for pledging to vote in swing state Ohio on October 6th for Biden/Harris! (Mr. Jeff and Brandon are trying to recuperate from last...

Episode 25 - "Oh What a Wicked Web We Weave". from 2020-09-27T22:04:18

“Assistant thirteen speaking, unlucky for some”.

The AYBS Clue contest continues: thanks for the submissions!

What happens when Captain Peacock is late to work? And the staff notic...

Episode 24: "Fifty Years On" (Rest in power RBG) from 2020-09-20T23:30:40

“We’re not going to tell you what it is; it’s a secret!”

Rest in power, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Join us in registering to vote to honor of her memory at vote.org.

More AYBS cl...

Episode 23: "Fire Practice". from 2020-09-13T17:29:47

“You know, I’ve got some curtains that color”.

Thanks for the amazing Unanimous-submitted AYBS Clue-like game weapons ideas. The staff has a surprise fire drill, super dusty London, and M...

Episode 23: "Fire Practice". (with new segment!) from 2020-09-13T17:29:47

“You know, I’ve got some curtains that color”.

Thanks for the amazing Unanimous-submitted AYBS Clue-like game weapons ideas. The staff has a surprise fire drill, super dusty London, a...

Episode 22: "Forward Mr. Grainger". from 2020-09-07T16:14

“The lace alone cost £100!”

A failed #Beatles reunion in 1976, Danish butter cookies tins, “Gorblimey, It’s Not B’uttah?”, Capt Peacock’s ogling of Rumbold’s secretary (yet again). We hea...

Bonus: Call for artists! Help us build an amateur AYBS board game! from 2020-08-30T21:41:16

We need your help, Unanimous!

Superfan Ursula and her family created a board game similar to “Clue” but based on “Are You Being Served?”! 

In this version, someone has killed ...

Episode 21: "Top Hat and Tails". from 2020-08-30T21:23:33

“I was there!”. Hello possums! A special hello to our new Australian Unanimous listeners after supergay Dean Arcuri co-hosted our “No Sale” podcast. AYBS-themed Clue games. The actors on AYBS al...

Episode 20: "No Sale" (with special guest Dean Arcuri) (NAMESAKE episode!) from 2020-08-24T00:49

“It hasn’t quite fulfilled its promise”. Welcome to the NAMESAKE episode of the podcast along with special Aussie guest and Melbourne’s social darling Dean Arcuri aka “Frock Hudson”! (Our 20th e...

Episode 19: "Christmas Crackers". from 2020-08-18T12:19:08

"I'd still want Christmas pud, and mince!". Christmas in August and it's a hot one. The podcast officially endorses Biden/Harris for US President (register to vote TODAY)! We listen to Unanimous...

Episode 18: "New Look". from 2020-08-14T21:29:46

"Isn't it soft underfoot?". The staff of Grace Brothers compete to be featured on a store recording. Brandon and Jeff discuss how the sight of running water (like in a water fountain) makes us w...

Episode 17 - "Shoulder to Shoulder". (Howls and Jowels) from 2020-08-03T17:47:45

Movie ratings, TV “family hour” and what rating would AYBS be given in 2020?

Miss. Thorpe invents her own filing system in Mr. Rumbold’s office.

Don’t mess with librarians.

...

Episode 16: "German Week". from 2020-07-26T13:43:02

“Büstenhalter!”

(No, the entire episode isn’t in German…)

The podcast hosts have their lederhosen on and their strumpf pulled up for this famous and fabulous episode of AYBS.

Episode 15: "Wedding Bells". from 2020-07-20T16:00:13

“A remarkable garment indeed”.

Thank you unanimous superfans!

Superfan Kimberly (and Jeff & Brandon) encourage everyone to register to vote (and double check you’re still regis...

Episode 14: "Cold Store". from 2020-07-10T13:05:26

“The hypotenuse is inversely related to Mrs. Slocombe’s hair radius”.

HUGE thanks to all the Unanimous listeners and your 5 star reviews on Apple podcasts. You’ve all done very well! Read...

Episode 13: "Up Captain Peacock". from 2020-07-04T15:47:45

“Up and over, make a bow, through the hole and there we go.”

We love The Unanimous! Fabulous feedback: thanks to the listeners for reaching out to the podcast.

Jeff gives us tips...

Episode 12: "Coffee Morning". from 2020-06-27T20:59:46

“I wish I had thought of that…”

Jeff and Brandon host solo this episode with big thanks to guest stars Heidi and Julia for helping host recently! 

British Heritage magazine: a...

Episode 11: "Hand of Fate" (with special guest Julia) from 2020-06-19T03:59:27

“I can pop out of my body whenever I like!”

The People have spoken: according to our Facebook poll, the collective listeners of the podcast are officially called The Unanimous!&nb...