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74: Boy Bands from 2023-12-13T13:42:39.456943

The Snot Boyz are back (alright!), and also want you back, as long as you don't go breaking our snotty little hearts by saying bye bye bye. This week we look into what a boy band marketed to 30-...

76: Witches from 2023-12-13T13:42:39.448379

"Down vith children! Do them in!
Boil their bones and fry their skin!
Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!
Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!"...

MINISODE: Trump Impressions from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.235559

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

Ahead of Monday's Election episode, ...

04: The Presidential Election from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.201211

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. This week we take on the Presidential Elect...

08: The News from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.183840

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 8, we take on the LAMESTR...

MINISODE: Sniper Attack! from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.178167

Happy New Year! I hope you didn't get in too much trouble over the holidays. ;)

We're back with a minisode tackling the do's and don'ts of being attacked by a sniper. Barring some kind of...

14: Apartments from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.165940

Studios... One-bedrooms... Two-bedrooms... Half-baths... Quarter-baths... ENSUITE KITCHENETTES!

No floor-plan or layout is safe as the #SNOTBOYS tackle Apartments in this week's episode o...

15: The Moon Landing from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.163287

We all know the moon landing was real. It happened. End of discussion. The real question is: what could the great U S of A have done differently? Should we have really sent Neil Armstrong, Buzz ...

MINISODE: Motels from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.156054

In this minisode, we stop for the night at a motel. But will they ever let us out? Is it some kind of Satanic cult? Or do they just want to watch us bone? Take a load off listener, check out isn...

21: IKEA from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.148859

The SNOTBOYZ go furniture shopping at IKEA, and realize the Swedish company could learn a thing or two from them. Come for the live theater, stay for the 3D printing, and leave when you hear Jar...

25: Hangovers with Ian Ryen from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.138890

I'd write some show notes here if I weren't so goddamned hungover.

Suggestions blah blah blah tweet @thatsnotpod blah blah blah thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to...

26: Bigfoot from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.136080

Join our expedition into the Pacific Northwest where we finally track down the allusive Bigfeet, keeper of age old wisdom and mysteries. Mostly we just ask him about sex stuff.

If you hav...

29: TSA from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.098393

Kick off your shoes, take off those belts, and put your laptops in the provided bins, and get your sexy self ready to be scanned, TSA style! What does TSA stand for anyway? Here's a list of poss...

33: Pokemon from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.091466

I want to be the best there ever was!
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Shamare! Buzzcat! Bing Bong!
Shadonk! Buzzroar! Drim Drum!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta...

41: Citizen Kane from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.068686

"Rosebud..."

Those were the last words on Charles Foster Kane's lips as the snowglobe dropped to the floor, shattering. A tear rolled down his face as he looked upon the crumple...

45: Vampires from 2022-03-07T03:00:46.053389

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting our blood sucked by an immortal being that has no regard for human rights. For the month of October the #SNOTBOYZ are ignoring their fea...

49: Candy from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.989413

Last night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.

If you have any suggestions for fu...

MINISODE: Bonsai Trees from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.986812

B-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus!

Here's a parody of the song "All The Small Things" that I just wrote:

All the small trees / True care truth brings / I'll take one lift / Your ...

52: Apple from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.977151

Did the launch of Apple's iPhone X disappoint you? Do you long for the days of bold thinking and incredible technological feats of engineering that used to define Steve Jobs' love child of a com...

55: Our New Year's Resolutions from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.968114

New year, new us. The #SNOTBOYZ challenge each other to stick to their resolutions--for the most part. Jared might discourage Sam. Find out who commits to eating moldy steak if they don't follow...

59: Social Media Influencers from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.961267

Look at us! Look at us! Don't we look totally #blessed meditating on top of this volcano? Don't you wish your life was like our life? You should like us and like our other accounts too. Seriousl...

64: Spirit Quests from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.943798

I'll be honest with you guys, I just haven't been feeling like my usual podcast-self recently. Same routine week-in, week-out; I don't really like getting beers with the other podcasts after wor...

66: Religion Part 2 from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.939776

As fortune and misfortune continue their back and forth struggle forever, James decides it's time to set up the Church of Haboo and make a tidy profit, Sam receives an unwanted call, and Jared i...

70: The World Cup from 2022-03-07T03:00:45.896388

Never know how much I love you /
Never know how much I care /
When you put your net around me /
I get a world cup fever that's so hard to bear /

You give me fever /
Listen

72: Office Politics from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Dear Sir or Madam, Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we've been stuck in a "quick morning meeting." Please see attached for the bullet points. Sincerely,...

71: Mating from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

79: Elon Musk from 2018-11-20T11:00

What do you give a man who has it all? Trick question! You don't give him anything. You take it away and make him start over, rebuilt in the #SNOTBOYZ image. Look out Elon, we're going to turn y...

78: Jigsaw from Saw from 2018-10-31T05:04

This episode we tackle John Kramer, AKA the Jigsaw killer. Star of Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, Saw 5, Saw 6, and the titular character in Jigsaw. Here are some choice excerpts from his wikipedia e...

77: Campfire Stories from 2018-10-14T01:25

Grab yourself some hot chocolate and join us by the fire at the base of K2 for a "typical campfire scenario." The scariest part of this episode is the way James uses a sleeping bag. Listen

75: Haunted Houses from 2018-09-27T01:33

Hello boils and ghouls, and welcome to another episode of Bats Not Howl I’d Boo It, the podcast where we find the spookiest problems in the world today, argue over what went wrong, and make them...

73: Labor Day from 2018-08-28T22:31

Today we celebrate Labor Day by waking up late, dropping our kids off to school, and burning down the Walton family yacht. Happy Labor Day!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes...

69: Dads from 2018-06-21T10:00

Happy Father's Day!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you...

68: Gun Control from 2018-05-25T10:00

Sometimes we talk about things that aren't funny.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gma...

67: Religion Part 3 from 2018-05-17T05:16

Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I'm not interrupting. I promise that just a few minutes...

65: Religion Part 1 from 2018-04-24T05:45

In the beginning Haboo created the Heavens and the Earth and a dope casino. Darkness was over the surface of all that crud, and Haboo was hovering over it thinking, "I need to put a buffet ...

63: Bachelor Parties from 2018-03-28T05:52

Cue incessant car noise! The snotboyz hit the road this week on the way to a bachelor party. Did somebody order flapjacks???

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and ...

62: Gyms from 2018-03-13T10:00

LET'S GET PUMPED!!!!! This week we hit the weights and program the treadmill to the maximum shame setting. So get off your lazy ass, drink a protein shake, and give a quick spot while we do some...

61: Academy Awards from 2018-02-27T18:30

Welcome to the 90th Academy Awards, where we will bore you between nominees, award the wrong films, and allow people you don't really care about a national platform to thank their parents. Just ...

60: Black Mirror Theme Song from 2018-02-15T06:00

Look at the world. Look at how we've left it. The planet is on fire. Democratic governments have become the lapdogs of the wealthy. The thirst for entertainment has become our only unifying valu...

58: Outer Space from 2018-01-31T11:00

We put our clones back in the closet so we can take a hard look at the great beyond, and try to figure out what nothingness really is. Space, is it the final frontier, or perhaps a really great ...

57: Clones from 2018-01-24T06:58

Uh, so, I was pretty hung over and wasn't feeling up to recording this week, then Sam wanted to get work done, and Jared wanted to get some rest. Long story short, we had our clones do this epis...

56: Personal Finance from 2018-01-17T11:00

Who wants to be a millionaire? Listen to this episode and learn the secret! (hint: it helps if you're already super rich). This week we fix our personal finances, which might include everything ...

54: Santa from 2017-12-23T17:10

Ho ho ho, it's time to talk Santa.

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53: Nuclear Apocalypse from 2017-12-15T11:00

The End Is Nigh! This week we find out what happens when we press the big red reset button and start from scratch. So tune in for some handy tips on surviving doomsday and thriving and in the po...

51: Advertising with Margie Chidley from 2017-11-30T06:17

Take your finger off of that YouTube "Skip Ad" button and unblock your adblockers, because this week Margie Chidley joins us to fix advertising. You know, that stuff that you probably ...

MINISODE: Turkeys from 2017-11-21T11:00

Gobble gobble! This week we gobble the gobble out of the gobbling gobblers and then gobble all over the place and fall asleep. We're talking turkeys people! Wait, turkey-people? Maybe one day. Listen

50: Drinking Games from 2017-11-14T11:00

As everyone knows, the best way to hang out with people who aren't really your friends is to play a drinking game or two so you don't have to talk to them. The #SNOTBOYZ decide to make Sam more ...

48: Our Fears (Anniversary Episode) from 2017-10-24T11:00

To celebrate one year of That's Not How I'd Do It the #SNOTBOYZ decide to face their greatest fears! We turn ourselves into therapists to help each other overcome crippling terror. Episode four ...

47: Creepypasta from 2017-10-17T06:19

The Snotboy stared at me, a menacing grin on his face. He turned his head left, then right, then left again. He began to laugh. It was the laugh of someone who'd come complete unhinged. He held ...

46: Cemeteries from 2017-10-11T10:00

Dead. Sexy.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this w...

44: Spas from 2017-09-26T09:29

Namaste.

You look stressed. Go ahead and pop your earbuds in and let the dulcet tones of our voices massage your inner ear. Why? Because you deserve it. Go ahead and treat yourself to a n...

43: Barnes and Noble from 2017-09-19T10:00

Excuse me listener, if I gave you 20 dollars could you buy me the new J.K. Rowling book? I'm not allowed in the young adult section anymore. Oh and I'd also like an artisan cocktail and an autog...

42: Clowns from 2017-09-12T10:00

Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up, don't be shy, there's nothing to be scared of here, nothing at all, we're just a bunch of really friendly, charming, hilarious, and definitely not at all cre...

40: Jared's Birthday from 2017-08-29T10:00

Happy Birthday! Congratulations listener, It's that time of year again. The time of year when we plan out Jared's Birthday several months in advance. This year he's turning 31 so we want it to b...

39: Climate Change from 2017-08-22T10:00

Inconvenient truth? More like a golden opportunity for balloon manufacturers and SpaceX. How are those two things related, and what do they have to do with climate change? Everything, my child. ...

38: Killing Hitler from 2017-08-16T00:57

Do you have a thirst for blood? Do you want to see the life go out of a man's eyes? Are you seeking vengeance? If so, hop in our time machine and give us a hand killing Adolf Hitler. It's going ...

37: Fantasy Football with David Croom from 2017-08-10T10:00

Hold on to your funyuns, it's that time of year sports fans! This week we take a break from fantasizing about genetic engineering to fantasize about football. Well, clone football mostly. Hope y...

36: NASCAR from 2017-07-25T10:00

What is a Daytona 500 and why can you only turn left on it? Is there a better way to celebrate victory than drinking milk? (Spoiler: don't drink spoiled milk). Join us on this journey through ha...

35: Shoes from 2017-07-20T06:25

Flu Game Jordans. Triple Black NMDs with the Japanese lettering. Red Octobers. All crap.

If you're tired of taking L after L trying to cop the latest Yeezys because you're not a robot, an...

34: The Afterlife from 2017-07-13T10:00

What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Is there a hell? You're favorite N64 multiplayer games? An infinite orgasm? Every everlasting soul screaming out for it to end? The answer may surpri...

32: The 4th of July from 2017-06-28T13:24

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the anarchy from which it came, one nation, under no rule of law, with bluetooth firework speakers for all!

This we...

31: Walls from 2017-06-21T11:12

As always, we're tearing down old boundaries. This week we're tearing down actual boundaries. Talking about walls here people! What are they made of? How big should they be? Is Walmart a wall? W...

30: The Beach from 2017-06-13T10:00

Ah, summer. School's out, the sun is shining, the surf is good, and...hey! There's sand in my shoes! Will someone please smear some sunscreen down my hairy back? No? Ok, I hope I don't miss any ...

MINISODE: Bodybuilding from 2017-05-30T13:27

LET'S GET RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED!

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28: Watergate from 2017-05-24T10:00

It's not the crime, it's the cover up. This week we shine a light on the true story behind the Watergate scandal. Or you know, what the story would be like if it were up to us. Here's a hint: Ni...

27: Braces from 2017-05-17T15:01

Travel back to a time when you were popping pimples, your voice was cracking, you started looking at your opposite gendered classmates differently, and some orthodontist shoved your mouth full o...

MINISODE: Finding Things In Old Drawers from 2017-04-28T10:00

Hmmm...I wonder if I left anything in here?

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24: Metal with Greg Acampora from 2017-04-25T10:00

Heavy. Black. Death. Doom. Funeral. No, this week's episode isn't about America's future, it's about metal! We are joined this week by Greg Acampora, drummer for the instrumental doom stoner met...

23: Job Hunting from 2017-04-18T10:00

Thanks for having me over! I love your office. I'd just like to say right off the bat that the work you guys do is just so powerful. So great. Oh my god. Is that a Keurig machine? I love coffee....

MINISODE: The Sun from 2017-04-14T10:00

The sun: can't live with it, can't live without it, amirite? So how do we make peace with the great fire in the sky? Maybe all it will take is some '90s music and Edward James Olmos.

If y...

22: Cats from 2017-04-11T10:00

Is it possible to make cats useful? Should they be weaponized? Should we give them government jobs? And how do we get that YouTube money? Tune in this week as we do battle with mankind's greates...

20: Hotel California from 2017-03-23T10:00

The SNOTBOYZ re-record their own version of the Eagles' seminal 1977 hit "Hotel California."

If you'd like to listen to the cover or download it for your permanent records check...

MICROSODE: Sam's Mouth from 2017-03-21T10:00

Our first microsode! On the eve of Episode 20, the #SNOTBOYZ try to figure out what's going on with Sam's mouth.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us ...

19: Fast Food from 2017-03-14T11:25

Would you like fries with that? This week we're laying the special sauce on pretty thick as we make fast food even faster, more expensive, and arguably more dangerous. Come for the ethical treat...

18: Secret Societies from 2017-02-28T11:00

Join us as we pull back the curtain on what makes a truly great secret society. Is it the caliber of the members? The mission statement? The sex rituals? The #SNOTBOYS battle it out to see who c...

17: Crime TV from 2017-02-21T15:30

Open on Detectives George Radcliffe and Linda Hand at a crime scene.

RADCLIFFE: What do we have here?

OFFICER: Looks like an episode on Crime TV. And a quadruple decapitat...

16: Greeting Cards from 2017-02-14T14:00

Well, it's Valentine's Day. Some of you might even think that's a good thing. But if you're planning to buy a card for that special someone, you might want to listen to this episode first. This ...

13: Chimpanzees from 2017-01-27T11:00

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

This week we all go apesh*t in Ape T...

12: Elevators with David Croom from 2017-01-19T22:11

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 12, we have our first gue...

11: Sleep from 2017-01-11T17:18

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 11, we're hitting the sno...

10: Road Trips from 2016-12-20T11:00

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

Grab some beef jerky and buckle up! ...

09: Star Wars from 2016-12-13T11:00

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 9 we tread all over the h...

07: Eating Out from 2016-11-29T11:00

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. This week we treat ourselves to dinner. Tun...

06: Bars from 2016-11-22T19:50

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

Episode 06 focuses on bars, and how ...

05: Serial Killing from 2016-11-15T11:00

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 05, we try to hit all the...

03: Halloween from 2016-10-31T14:29

Trick or Treat! Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 3, we tal...

02: Clothes from 2016-10-24T10:00

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 2, we talk about clothes ...

01: Funerals from 2016-10-20T19:05

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. For our inaugural episode, we're tackling f...