Somebody send me a banana, please - a podcast by ApocD

There's a banana shortage here in Japan. Economies are crumbling. McCain still has a chance. Babies are being poisoned by milk in China. And, all I can think about is getting my hands on a banana or three.

As we all know, the Japanese love trends. They also love to congregate, but that's another post altogether. They especially love dieting trends and among these dieting trends, they especially love to hear about them on TV. Anyone remember the Natto Diet? I do. When I told people here that there was no way fermented beans were all that good for them, they scoffed. Then, it came out that it had all been a lie, natto is crap, and Apoc was right. Justified again. Well, now here we go with the bananas.

I know what you're thinking: Apoc, you're awesome. Thanks. I know what else you're thinking: Apoc, you're a liar. Well, liar I am not. If you don't believe me, check out this article in the effingTelegraph. They'll set you straight right out, pip pip.

So now the whole country's gone banana crazy, and the supermarket I went to today (Daiei) has no bananas. There's just a bananaless space where the bananas should be. Bananas are delicious. They have potassium. They're one of the few unprocessed foods I can eat. Somebody, give me a banana. Banana me! Come on, banana me!

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