Podcasts by The Almost 30 Minute Quiz Show

Almost 30 - #26 - Wet Meghan from 2020-08-18T17:30:41

Happy birthday to us. The pod is one-year old and like a toddler we still haven't found our feet. Unlike a toddler, it's because of the alcohol we consume during each epissode (sic),

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Almost 30 - #25 - Stuffing the Chicken from 2020-08-04T17:13:22

It's hard to explain what goes on in the strange places that are the minds of Mark and David. It's best to hear for yourself.

This time they get to grips with a seriously-weird ...

Almost 30 - #24 - Beans Means Trump from 2020-07-22T14:05:31

The terrible twosome are back with their own twisted twist on the latest news.

They have the really low-down on the three key US presidential candidates.

They ...

Almost 30 - #23 - Confessions of Dr. Tacos from 2020-07-07T17:18:47

In a remarkable confession, Mark admits to a drunken tryst with a surgeon who has a thing for Mexicans.

Meanwhile, David takes a bath with a gingerbread man.

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Almost 30 - #22 - What's in a Name? from 2020-06-23T14:18:31

The guys get serious as they tackle political correctness with the help of Basil Fawlty, the characters of Little Britain and some other "racists."

There's plenty of time for fu...

Almost 30 - #21 - Taking the Knee from 2020-06-09T14:01:33

In a break from tradition, we get serious looking at racism in the US.

But fear not! That'll be followed by some lascivious naughtiness as only Mark and David can dish up.

Almost 30 - #20 - Naughty But Nice from 2020-05-26T09:40:24

Just when you thought they couldn't go any lower...

The boys take a very peculiar look at the latest news and the world in which we live.

Which stories did coro...

Almost 30 - #19 - Knobs Are Spherical and Tasty from 2020-05-13T08:52:04

The boys are back together after weeks of lockdown:

• The scent of Elon Musk (and the lack of sense)
• Is something up with the Queen's bum?
• Surely erotica shou...
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Almost 30 - #18 - Superhero: Captain COVID - He's Pants from 2020-04-29T07:43:51

From Trump to trumps. Fahrt to farts. Colon to canals.

This edition of the pod brings you:

Current affairs

Observational comedy

Viral humour

I...

Almost 30 - #17 - Sporty Corona from 2020-04-12T10:17:55

So they told us to stay home and watch TV. But there's no live sport to watch. What's a man, or a woman, to do? The boys take a look at COVID19 through the prism of sport. How has the coronavirus...

Almost 30 - #16 - You Give Me Fever (CORRECTED) from 2020-03-28T21:03:20

Surely it's the scoop of the year? (It is, and don't call me surely.) Could it be the only podcast with a corona-time guest appearance from THE Donald? From virus to vibrators, Mark and David brin...

Almost 30 - #15 - The Second Coming from 2020-03-14T17:41:09

Despite predicting the end of days just 14 days ago, in a world-record-breaking miracle two men are resurrected to present the funniest, most cutting look at current events.

Almost 30 - #14 - End of Days from 2020-03-01T20:27:22

It's our end of days special, so get your masks on and prepare for what could be our last week on earth - but NOT because of Coronavirus! Him, Mark, and me, David, take a look at the wacky side of...

Almost 30 - #13 - Could you do it better? from 2020-02-15T17:01:33

Mark is obsessing about his upcoming trip, politics and porn. But what's new there? David (who is obviously writing this blurb) wonders if shoulder of tart is a tasty dish or just wrong time, wron...

Almost 30 - #12 - This show is pants! from 2020-02-03T20:08:16

Him Mark and me David are serious for once - but don't worry, it doesn't last too long. There's plenty of smut to titillate (Mark's favourite word - both of them!). We squeeze into some leaky tigh...

Almost 30 - #11 - Grown-up toys, robocalls and doggie decks! from 2020-01-18T17:10:35

It's naughtier than ever! Mark gets his way and discusses 18+ toys, while David tells us about the furry creature he takes to bed! Add to that some Ricky Gervais recorded live, the right to assas...

Almost 30 - #10 - Handbags at the Vatican! from 2020-01-04T15:51:17

In our 10th episode (can't believe we made it this far) we ask: * What's in a slap? * Is that a case of lunacy? * Willy or won't he? * Who came first? Join him, Mark, and me, David, for 30 min...

Almost 30 - #9 - EXCLUSIVE Presidential Interview from 2019-12-22T15:53:27

Mark and David's Christmas special includes an interview with a genuine candidate in the upcoming US presidential election.

Almost 30 - #8 - Monarchy and Anarchy from 2019-12-08T18:32:33

Mark and David take a look at the latest news in their own irreverent style. No one is safe from their barbed humo(u)r and this week that includes: * The Royals * Pilots * Naked high people

Almost 30 - #7 - goldfish memory&sex from 2019-11-23T19:57:08

Here are some keywords to this week's quiz! goldfish, York, sex, uranium, kindles, murdering the mother-in-law, getting high, retirement homes and many, many more! Ooh! And look out for our list...

Almost 30 - #6 from 2019-11-10T21:15:55

Mark and David are back with another heapin' helpin' of current affairs quiz madness. They add a lighthearted touch to some of the most serious topics of the day and bring you the most unusual st...

Almost 30 - #5 from 2019-10-25T09:17:16

From the world's leading news stories to those "I don't believe it" tabloid stories, the boys take a look at our world with their own unique brand of what they describe as humo(u)r. On the menu: ...

Almost 30 - #04 from 2019-10-05T19:45:09

The boys leave no stone unturned (or clean!) as they get to grips with the latest hot topics in their own inimitable way. This time they tell you all you need to know about wang licking, the list...

Almost 30 - #03 from 2019-09-21T19:30:50

The boys are back with more general knowledge, comic mayhem and the answers to five questions. So join Mark and David as they ponder political controversy, so-called celebs, severed members and mu...

Almost 30 - #02 from 2019-09-08T11:03

In this week's tour de force, Mark and David unpack the brief history of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. They review some hotels in which you would never, EVER want to stay. Also up for discu...

Almost 30 - #01 from 2019-08-25T08:40:51

In our maiden voyage, Mark and David get to grips with current affairs, sports, listicles!!! and the utterly bizarre: Madame Macron Trump and the Amazon VAR Socialist Monopoly and much more...

Almost 30 - #01 from 2019-08-25T08:40:51

In our maiden voyage, Mark and David get to grips with current affairs, sports, listicles!!! and the utterly bizarre: Madame Macron Trump and the Amazon VAR Socialist Monopoly and much more...