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162. Christmas is in your hands! Fixmas or Fix Off! Brad’s Taxi and plenty of festive cheer…Just not from Sam from 2023-12-08T14:00:03
It kicked off in the studio this week as the Christmas tunes started appearing in the playlist and literally dividend option so the lads put it to you, will the christmas songs get scrapped or a...
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161. Birthday, Boxing and the Builders Budget. BOSH! from 2023-11-24T14:00:03
161. Birthday, Boxing and the Builders Budget. BOSH.
Big week on the show this week, ahead of the boys taking a week off. Brad and Sam catch up with undefeated heavyweight bo...
160. Bumper podcast including TV Royalty Will Mellor, Dapper Laughs and former Gladiator Rhino. from 2023-11-17T14:00:03
Big week on the show this week, Brad and Sam catch up with Dapper Laughs and Mark Rhino Smith ahead of their Misfits boxing matches. Will Mellor joins the boys, and talks about getting his ident...
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159. Hotel Hacks, Ticket Troubles and Parcel Problems from 2023-11-10T14:00:03
159. Hotel Hacks, Ticket Troubles and Parcel Problems.
Brad and Sam are back waking the UK up weekdays on Fix Radio and a lot has happened this week. We tell you if we got booted from...
158. Weddings, Tricks, Treats and Marmite potatoes. from 2023-11-03T14:00:02
158. Weddings, Tricks, Treats and Marmite potatoes.
Brad and Sam are back waking the UK up weekdays on Fix Radio and we’ve had a wild week. Producer Jack is off to get married,...
157. Sam the footy fan, Brad’s Bins&something pink, something blue. from 2023-10-20T13:00:03
Brad and Sam back waking the UK up weekdays on Fix Radio and it’s been a busy one. Sam got a bit too giddy at the football, Brad had a nightmare with his bins, Frank got in some serious trouble ...
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156. Carbonara, a hotel in space and a midlife Crocs crisis. from 2023-10-13T13:00:02
156. Carbonara, a hotel in space and a midlife Crocs crisis.
Brad and Sam are back for another week of nonsense and Sam has been having a nightmare in the kitchen! Along...
155. Kirby, Renault bags, and the Bald Court verdict. from 2023-10-06T13:00:03
155. Kirby, Renault bags, and the Bald Court verdict.
Brad and Sam are back talking about a very interesting charity shop find, a VERY passive aggressive not, old school kids games an...
154. Relationship tests, wet sandwiches and a wheelie good day out from 2023-09-29T13:00:02
154. Relationship tests, wet sandwiches and a wheelie good day out
The lads manage to complete a full five day week and are back with loads for you. Producers Jack and John sur...
153. Jurassic spam, a spicy cough and a bank job. from 2023-09-22T13:00:02
A two day week this week but still a packed podcast. Spam could be on the way out which got a mixed reaction in the studio. The boys found new words and phrases that have been added to the dicti...
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152. Bike sounds, cafe swaps and a shiny good boy. from 2023-09-15T13:00:02
A short week for Brad and Sam but plenty in this podcast. The lads give away tickets to the British SuperBikes and get listeners to impersonate motorbikes. Also they get some offers for their ca...
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151. Surprise surprise, a massive bullock and a Chinese shortcut. from 2023-09-08T13:00:02
Brad’s son Frank gets a massive birthday surprise on the way to school. The lads are in shock at a bull that appears in a car and some Chinese builders take a cheeky shortcut. Enjoy.
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150. Last Trade Standing grand final, 08:38 and the only way is LA. from 2023-09-01T13:00:02
Big week on the show this week. The lads crown the winner of Last Trade Standing and give away £3000 to spend at Tradepoint. The time of 08:38 gets a very strange reaction and Brad sees somethin...
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149. Retro TV, first vans and the eye of a builder. from 2023-08-25T13:00:03
The boys got all nostalgic in the studio this week when you shared your favourite retro TV themes and ads along with what made your first vans and cars so special. Also producer Jack set us a ch...
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148. Surfing doors, Ed Sheeran becomes a bricky and Sam's lawnmower race from 2023-08-18T13:00:03
Sam goes lawnmower racing, the boys plan a day out surfing on a door and we find out why Ed Sheeran has joined the trades, sort of. Enjoy.
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147. Breaking dad, a wheelie good story and skip fame. from 2023-08-11T13:00:02
Brad finally changes a nappy, but puts his own spin on it. A bin has a great day out and Skip Watch was launched and it's causing a stir. Enjoy.
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146. A pig in a skip, a naked tiler and listeners getting triggered. from 2023-08-04T13:11:17
On Bald Banter this week the lads asked what triggers you, and they get a call from Benn aka ‘The Angry Manc’. Brad finds something bizarre in his skip and receives calls from listeners who try ...
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145. A nappy let down, Sam gets outed and Calvins caravan curfew. from 2023-07-28T13:00:02
Brad and Sam are back this week after the birth of Charlie Hanson aka Baby Number 5, but Brad hasn't delivered on a promise he made. Also in this week's podcast Sam is left a little red faced when ...
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144. Substitute teachers, an angry Manc and a psychic customer. from 2023-07-21T13:00:03
Brad and Sam are off this week so the substitute teachers - Producer John and Jack sit in for them. The lads talk to an angry man from Manchester who is getting annoyed with his fence and a tradesm...
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143. Trolling Brad&Sam, inappropriate presents and Ray Winstone on site. from 2023-07-14T13:00:03
The boys opened the lines for you to send in your insults..and you didn't disappoint. Mega film star Ray Winstone loves a bit of site work and Brad and Sam bought producer Jack a few birthday prese...
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142. A McDonald's wedding, van finds and Sam comes clean. from 2023-07-07T13:00:03
The boys discovered this week that McDonald's could really supersize your wedding, for a fraction of the price, and they are lovin' it. On Bald Banter this week, you sent in messages of the wors...
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141. Bad parents, hold music and spud me. from 2023-06-30T13:00:02
As baby number 5 incoming for Brad, the lads asked on Bald Banter this week for some parenting tips……WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Also producer Jack was left shocked after a call to the doctors and Brad has...
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140. Bald Grillers, a sick chicken and random lyrics. from 2023-06-23T13:00:02
Brad is thinking about going to extreme lengths to get out doing a school BBQ, also on Bald Banter this week, the lads asked what random things people had brought into site and everyone in the stud...
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139. Backhanded compliments, soppy Sam and Brad’s fat baby. from 2023-06-16T12:56:27
The boys got sent in your backhanded compliments on Bald Banter this week. While Sam's girlfriend was away on holiday, he got caught being a soppy sausage and it turns out Brad’s unborn baby has re...
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138. On site nicknames, John the Plumber and ‘Alright Bruv’. from 2023-06-09T13:09:51
On Bald Banter this week the lads revisit the best onsite nicknames, there are some belters in there. Producer John has found he has a new skill and the team realise they are influencing the youth ...
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137. Sam’s blunder, baby brain hot tub and WE HAVE A WALKER! from 2023-06-02T13:00:02
On Friday Sam had a little slip up when announcing the record of the week. If you can spot it, Whatsapp us the word he says, and we might send you out some Fix Radio merch (its around the 50 minute...
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136. Break-in Brad, touched by royalty and sick voices. from 2023-05-26T13:07:38
Brad has a scary moment at home and he also discovers he has a royal connection…sort of.
The boys get serious when they are joined by The Roofing Outlaw to talk about the dangers of the ...
135. Dogs driving, underwater building and onsite rules. from 2023-05-19T13:15:34
Brad finds the most bizarre story involving a dog and a car, the boys also discuss which trades could work underwater and on Fridays Bald Banter the lads asked what are your unspoken site rul...
134. A MasterChef Brickie, Calvin being Calvin and Brad does ballet. from 2023-05-12T13:00:02
The lads catch up with a brickie from Bristol who is about to appear on the BBC programme MasterChef.
Brad and Sam’s mate Calvin has a shocker, and Brad tells everyone a secret about hi...
133. Awards night, naughtiness on site and it turns out Brad may be French. from 2023-05-05T13:33:52
The Radio Oscars were upon us but how did the boys get on?
On Bald Banter this week Brad and Sam asked, when have you been caught being naughty on site and also Brad's foreign language s...
132. A Bald baby, Yorkshire lessons and clean jokes. from 2023-04-28T13:04:12
The Bald Builders Breakfast turned one year old this week and the boys find out who they share their birthday with.
James the Yorkshire Stone Dresser tries to educate the lads on the wa...
131. Animal encounters, caravan Sam and The Coronation. from 2023-04-21T13:06:39
Brad and his family are now under attack from different members of the animal kingdom, Sam is spotted doing something odd with his caravan and also learns what The Kings Coronation actually i...
130. Hollywood John, no Netflix and chill and a birthday surprise. from 2023-04-14T13:00:02
Producer John back from Hollywood and according to the lads, he's changed.
Brad finds he is unable to do what he wants on Easter Sunday and he gets an early birthday surprise on Friday'...
129. Drunk John, working on the loo and lunchbox beers. from 2023-04-07T13:00:02
Producer John was away in LA and got rather emotional via whatsapp, Brad gets caught out while trying to multitask and the boys find a man who made a big lunch box mistake.
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128. Arting around, Chinese mirrors and awards news. from 2023-03-31T13:00:40
This week sees Britain’s Filthiest Builder’s Radio become super famous, Brad has a run in with a mirror, and the ‘Radio Oscars’ The Arias announce their nominations.
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127. Filthy radio, never have I ever and a builder’s taxi company. from 2023-03-24T14:00:02
This week sees us crown the winner of Britain’s Filthiest Builder’s Radio, the boys play a retro game of ‘Never have I ever’ and a listener pitches a business plan to Brad and Sam.
You c...
126. Match of the Day audition, scaffolders monkeying around and The Builders Budget. from 2023-03-17T14:00:02
With there being no Match of The Day at the weekend Producer John decides he should audition just in case they need a stand in.
Scaffolders get up to monkey business and Brad a...
125. Catchphrases, bagpipe John and international women. from 2023-03-10T14:00:02
On Bald Banter this week the boys asked for your most loved and most used catch phrases.
Producer John shocked the boys with his hidden talent and everyone celebrated the important women...
124. Kids causing chaos, technical issues and an apprentice called Colgate. from 2023-03-03T14:00:02
On Bald Banter this week the boys talked about kids causing chaos at work and they had an amazing story about an apprentice who got his nickname Colgate.
This week the boys also had to d...
123. Dodgy tech, tattooed bums and BOLD banter. from 2023-02-24T14:00:02
Listeners get annoyed about how technology makes their lives harder, we also hear some amazing tattoo stories and producer Jack gets a BOLD telling off.
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122. Killing time, builders' wives and fast food dinner dates. from 2023-02-17T14:00:02
On Bald Banter this week the lads asked the best way to kill time onsite plus Brad leaves valentines day plans very late and is forced to make a late call.
Also the lads get a strange re...
121. Big Mike's shirt, missing parcels and national Jack day! from 2023-02-10T14:00:02
Brad has a strange request from a friend that could turn into a money spinner for the team.
Producer Jack is a happy boy as its National Jack Day and Sam turns detective when Brad's parc...
120. Baldy Blinders, singing brickies and hero builders. from 2023-02-03T14:00:02
This week the lads found out that the producer of Peaky Blinders was looking for bald men to star in a new programme, could the Baldy Blinders work?
As robots look to take over site work...
119. First day fails, out favouring people and sweary signs. from 2023-01-27T14:00:01
The boys found a workplace sign which went viral this week and Brad found a way to get out being asked to do favours for people. Also on Bald Banter the lads asked for your first day fails.
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118. Big mountains, big inconveniences and the food police. from 2023-01-20T14:00:02
Producer Jack climbed Mount Snowdon and is not letting anyone forget it.
On bald banter this week the lads asked what are your big modern life inconveniences and Brad finds a story about...
117. Award winners, a tradesman's cupboard and Big Mike. from 2023-01-13T14:00:02
The boys are up for their first award this week!
Brad is having so much work done on his house at the moment he has a special cupboard for all his workers, and Big Mike goes from hard ma...
116. New Year, new baby, eating trees and gym etiquette. from 2023-01-06T14:00:02
Brad and Sam are back for 2023 with a big announcement.
Brad finds a great use for your old christmas trees and he and producer John get upset about what's happening at their gyms.
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115. Bald Builders Countdown to Christmas. from 2022-12-24T14:00:02
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PODCAST
Podcast from The Bald Builders Countdown to Christmas broadcast on Christmas Eve.
This extra podcast and last one of 2022, includes, what the lads g...
114. Nitty gritters, seagulls and bin banter. from 2022-12-23T14:00:02
Last Bald Builders Breakfast podcast of 2022.
The boys get into the Nitty Gritty of Gritters.
There is a missed opportunity to get one over on a seagull and Ed Sheeran gets a ...
113. A hostage situation, hamster gate and killer turkeys. from 2022-12-16T14:00:02
Brad’s daughter turned 18, but got held hostage a couple of days before.
A friend of the boys has a hamster dilemma and killer turkeys are on the loose.
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112. Hairy pasta, dad jokes and croissant controversy. from 2022-12-09T14:00:02
Brad went for dinner this week round a family member's house, which turned out to be a hairy experience.
It's christmas cracker season and science has told us we actually love dad jokes...
111. Urinals, self service checkouts and sofa stories. from 2022-12-02T14:00:02
This week the lads questioned science when a story about new urinals were discussed on the show.
Brad puts himself forward for a new job at tescos and Sam sofa causes chaos.
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110. An update from Qatar, Aliens down toilets and a furry football fan. from 2022-11-25T14:00:02
This week the lads were a bit upset that they weren't allowed to go to Qatar to watch the football, but they did speak to their mate Andy who was out there.
Plumbers find weird things do...
109. Hidden surprises, accidental insults and expensive beer. from 2022-11-18T14:00:02
This week the lads found a builder who left a nice surprise for the person who does work on a house.
In Bald Banter the boys asked when have you accidentally upset a stranger and the wor...
108. Party, small talk and moving house, from 2022-11-11T14:00:02
This week the lads have two parties to attend and producer John is worried they need coaching in the art of small talk.
Brad has already started packing for his house move, it turns out ...
107. Rent a husband, air fried kebabs and troublesome text messages. from 2022-11-04T14:00:02
Brad gets concerned that his wife might rent him out as a handy man after reading a story in the paper.
Everyone gets excited over Brad's new airfryer dish he is going to try and the lad...
106. Roast dinner pizzas, camouflage vans and a planning disaster. from 2022-10-28T13:00:01
Sam gets very excited about a place that will soon be selling roast dinner pizzas.
Brad has a unique way to combat van and tool theft and a guy tried to pull the wool over the eyes of pl...
105. Neighbors taking liberties, a subsiding gate and police Tuk Tuks. from 2022-10-21T13:00:02
The lads find out about producer John getting stitched up by his neighbor.
Brad's recently purchased house is falling down already and the boys have a laugh at a police force in Wales.<...
104. Brad calls in a favour, Amazon dates and Sam speaks out about mental health. from 2022-10-14T13:00:02
Brad and Sam go away for the night, but Brad didn't clear it with the wife, so he calls in a favour from a celebrity.
The boys tell a great story about how a guy gets more than he ordere...
103. Trade dread, new house and a different way of dating. from 2022-10-07T13:00:02
The boys discuss the phrases or sentences that every tradie hates to hear. Brad shares some great news on the show and Sam has found a new way of dating.
Plus loads more including exclus...
102. Random acts of kindness, spending regrets and injuries. from 2022-09-30T13:00:02
It's good to be nice, and the boys find a surprising act of kindness from an unexpected place.
Listener Glenn shares a story about his spending regrets that has the lads in stitches, and...
101. A domestic god, getting old and a four day week. from 2022-09-23T13:00:02
Brad has crowned himself a domestic god and has big plans for the laundry room.
On Bald banter they boys talk about the signs of being middle aged and float the idea of a four day week, ...
100. The Bald Builders 100th podcast. from 2022-09-09T16:00:03
The boys mark a significant milestone of podcasts with an exclusive podcast only game of ABBA (Ask Bald Builders Anything)
Producer John gets annoyed with his mates on a trip away and Br...
99. Spanish antics, back to school and Christmas has come early. from 2022-09-02T13:00:03
The boys are back from holiday but they feel like its a bit like going back to school.
Brad gets stitched up while plastering abroad and the lads think Christmas has come early.
98. Fake news, getting dressed in the dark and Trev is turning into his auntie. from 2022-08-26T13:00:02
Trev and Rich in for Brad and Sam
The lads play a game of fake news, they also talk about the trials and tribulations of getting dressed in the dark plus Trev thinks he is turning into h...
97. Trev and Rich have the keys to the van, mints or mince and a big confession. from 2022-08-19T13:00:01
Brad and Sam are off on holiday so supply teachers Trev and Rich have the keys to the van.
The lads play mince or mints, Trev makes a big confession and Rich’s architect friend has a sh...
96. Holiday hacks, toilet controversy and Brad nearly gets killed. from 2022-08-12T13:00:03
The boys are off on holiday so ask for holiday hacks when going abroad.
A man is banned from using his own toilet by his wife, and Brad has a near death experience.
Plus loads...
95. Cheese burgers, Brads moneymaker and robot spiders from 2022-08-05T13:00:02
Sam loses his head in the studio this week over the cost of cheese burgers.
Brad’s son tries to throw away Brads money maker and Sam is freaked out by robot spiders.
Plus load...
94. Judgement day, lies lies and more lies, and an aggressive Emu. from 2022-07-29T13:00:03
The judges from The Loo of The Year awards come down to judge our ultimate builders portaloo.
The boys find out what people lie most out to their partners and Sam finds the most amazing ...
93. Hero sparks, the big loo build and Brad's health and safety confession. from 2022-07-22T13:00:03
A busy busy week.
The lad completed their build of the ultimate builders portaloo ahead of next week's judging from The Loo Of The Year Awards.
Two sparks from Chichester save...
92. Controversial sandwich cutting, sports day fixing and Louie Spence on the show. from 2022-07-15T13:00:03
A bumper podcast this week.
A busy week for the lads this, Brad attended two sports days this and had a hand in the outcome of one of the events.
The lads completed some build...
91. Louis Spence, bad haircuts and poo beer from 2022-07-08T13:00:02
This week Sam discusses dodgy haircuts and the unwritten rule of being in the barbers chair,
Brad and Rhi (aka the Boss, aka the wifey) play an epic round of Baldy vs Wifey,
W...
90. Sexy bins, first day advice and bad jokes. from 2022-07-01T13:00:02
This week Sam meets a sparkie who tells him about Sweden's sexy bins.
A listners gets in touch this week and asks for Brad and Sam’s help….. And international joke day sees the lads tell...
89. Multiple text offenders, trainer gate and random food combos from 2022-06-24T13:00:03
This week the lads get riled by people who send multiple messages where one would do.
Brad shares with us that maybe his trainer obsession is getting out of hand.
The boys are...
88. Staying cool, egg omelette and being late. from 2022-06-17T13:00:03
This week Brad gives his hack of how to stay cool on site but Sam and producer John point out the holes in his plan.
Brad also tells us about how he got stitched up by an omelette when h...
87. Branding, train stations and happiness at work. from 2022-06-10T13:06:25
This week the lads discuss the importance of branding and how badly it can go wrong.
Producer Jack has found one of his favorite train stations in the country, the question is do Brad an...
86. Hero tradesman, wasting time and random acts of kindness. from 2022-06-02T12:00:03
Welcome to this week's shorter but no less exciting podcast.
The boys kick off the 3 day week with great time wasting hacks at work, why not start how you mean to go on.
Prod...
85. Alternative payments, cover ups and bizarre customer requests. from 2022-05-27T13:00:03
This week the lads asked when have you been paid in things other than money, one listener certainly got more than he bargained for.
Brad told us how he got asked to babysit while on the...
84. Portaloos, dress codes and doppelgängers. from 2022-05-20T19:53:27
The lads are looking to win an award on the show but aren't too fussy about where it comes from.
Also they discuss whether a dinosaur costume is acceptable dress when going to a wedding...
83. Weird superstitions, stupidity at work and ignored advice. from 2022-05-13T13:00:03
Week three of The Bald Builders Breakfast on Fix Radio, and in Bald Banter the lads talk about the most stupid things you have seen people do on site, plus Brad has possiblaly the most bizzre super...
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82. We Went National, Sam gets blanked by Mr Bean and Brad becomes a football dad. from 2022-05-06T13:00:02
What a week at Fix Radio, the lads host Fix Radio’s first ever national breakfast show.
Sam Slides In returns for its 2nd week, and despite being blanked by Mr Bean, Sam is not put off ...
81. The Bald Builders Breakfast is born!!! from 2022-04-29T14:45:28
Fix Radio's Brand new breakfast show was born.
Brad and Sam have taken over the reigns of the of waking up the hard working tradespeople of the uk.
Joined by producers Jack an...
80. Breakfast show news, a large Hummer and tiredness is contagious. from 2022-04-08T12:00:03
The boys make it two in two as they announce the second big bit of news in as many weeks.
Sam is in love with the world's largest Hummer and Brad has worked out that tiredness is contag...
79. Going National, Liz needs a decorator and tradesmens trousers. from 2022-04-01T12:00:03
What a week for the lads and Fix Radio. Brad and Sam announced that Fix Radio is going national!
The boys also found a job working for the queen but the pay isn't as good as it should be...
78. Hard hard hats, bizzare insurance claims and a rude tradesman. from 2022-03-25T13:03:27
The lads have found possibly the hardest hard hat in the world and it needs to be celebrated.
The boys also found some old insurance claims dating back hundreds of years and there are so...
77. Old school lessons, things you have gotten away with and a very eventful night. from 2022-03-18T13:00:02
Brad's a fan of old school lessons and something that has been happening in the Ukraine this week has caught his eye.
In Bald Banter the lads asked have you ever made a huge mistake and...
76. Home alone in Rome, getting aired and a sinking feeling. from 2022-03-11T13:00:02
Brad and Sam talk about when you used to tell your parents you were running away as a kid, well a young lad in Manchester has taken it to the next level.
The las also find possibly the m...
75. Famous plumbers, expensive mistakes and sleeping habits. from 2022-03-04T13:00:02
Brad and Sam this week met / dressed up as two of the worlds most famous plumbers, the lads also found a rather assuming mistake that will cost big.
The boys also discuss a petty boss an...
74. Greggs fashion, chicken feet and a new studio. from 2022-02-25T11:15:28
Brad finds a new line of fashion for Sam which combines his love of food and clothes, also he is not too fussy about what is in his food.
The boys went and visited Fix Radio's new studio...
73. Upsetting Vinnie Jones, hate filled valentines day and the most Scottish thing ever. from 2022-02-18T13:31:12
Not many people upset Vinnie Jones and live to tell the tale....Brad is one of the lucky few. The lads find an unconventional valentine's day gift you could get your ex partner.
Plus Sam...
72. Gut feelings, stealing hearts and if you snooze you lose. from 2022-02-11T12:58:10
The lads talk about how important gut feelings are when making big decisions and how Brad got caught out not following his with a tricky client.
Brad finds a great story of a burglar who...
71. No one likes grass, a quick divorce and a trade shark suit. from 2022-02-04T11:57:38
Grassing up your partner never goes down well, and the lads have found possibly the world's shortage wedding. Brad loves his inventions but is skeptical about a new shark proof wetsuit and also a p...
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70. New job for Sam, stacking odds in your favor and a dead body. from 2022-01-31T15:45:14
Brad has been looking to North Korea for a new job for Sam and he fits the bill.
Also If at first you fail.... then stack the odds in your favour, plus the lads discuss how you would get...
69. Drinking on a school night, Snoop Dogg and sausage rolls from 2022-01-21T12:59:19
Sam is really upset along with most of the UK that Greggs have increased the price of their sausage rolls by 5p, Brad has a way to sort it.
Rapper Snoop Dogg has caught Brad’s eye this w...
68. North Korea, arguments in 2022 and billboards for dates. from 2022-01-14T12:45:41
The boys are back for 2022!
North Korea's claim to inventing the burrito has Brad and Sam confused, Brads new year gets off to an argumentative start and Sam is interested in a new way t...
67. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! from 2021-12-24T15:09:57
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Thank you for all your love and support for 2021, see you in 2022.
66. Client mistakes, HMRC payday and parking wars. from 2021-12-17T08:25:09
Another week, the lads find a story about a client who makes an embarrassing mistake with an item of clothing which could have caused a load of problems.
Sam finds a story about a lady ...
65. Quest for a reindeer, stranded in a boozer and prank proposals. from 2021-12-10T12:14:56
The boys had a busy week this week, they went on the hunt for a reindeer but found a donkey, they discussed the pros and cons of being stranded in a boozer for a few days and also a well thought ou...
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64. A super sparkie, all you can eat buffets and Vinne Jones. from 2021-12-03T09:00:02
Brad is not happy that he has to tell a story about a sparkie who saves the day during a non-league football match.
The lads have a difference of opinion when it comes to an all you can ...
63. Worst dressed trades, Mcdonalds sleep ordering and nightmare neighbours. from 2021-11-26T12:58:38
In Bald Banter banter this week the lads asked which trades are the worst dressed and why, there are some cracking responses.
Sam finds a story about a girl who tries to order Mcdonalds ...
62. Tool nicknames, maths on a porn site and an escort mum. from 2021-11-19T08:00:10
The lads discuss nicknames you may have for your favorite tools. Sam makes a shocking discovery on an adult website which involves a maths teacher, also a lad gets the shock of his life when he ord...
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61. über mistakes, a stolen home and can't pay we will take it away. from 2021-11-12T14:39:39
The boys find out about an Uber driver who misjudges how dry some cement is. Brad tells us about a man who was working away and returned home to find his house had been stolen.
Inspired by a s...
60. Best excuse for an early finish, getting mugged off and sparky on a scooter. from 2021-11-05T08:47:10
In Bald Banter this week the lads talk about some of the best excuses to finish work early.
Sam plays Brad a bit of audio which upsets him and a spark takes a tumble and blames a scooter...
59. Rotating houses, bus lane fines and buglar calling cards. from 2021-10-29T08:51:11
Brad and Sam find out about an elderly man who builds his wife a rotating house, but not for the reason you might think.
A couple get fined for going in a bus lane they have never been i...
58. Bald burglars, mix ups and Rhi has a shave. from 2021-10-22T16:22:29
The lads talk about mix up’s in Bald Banter this week and they get a very funny message from a gentleman whose mix up nearly gets him a divorce.
A burglar gets caught out for having big ...
57. Funeral mix up, a feature film and poo wars. from 2021-10-16T12:52:17
The boys are back for another packed week, Brad tells a story of how a mix up of bodies at a funeral house could be a regular occurrence.
Off the back of last week's Builder Bond they bo...
56. Builder Bond, bad Brad and a lobster lunch. from 2021-10-08T12:57:04
This week saw the release of the new Bond film and Brad thinks he has found the next James Bond.
Brad talks about a story of when he was a naughty young tradesman that will make your toe...
55. Gravestones, trade encounters and the big shop. from 2021-10-01T14:19:18
Brad and Sam write each other's headstones this week in Bald Banter Sam talks about his previous job as a paperboy which didn't last too long.
In Trade Encounters the boys tell a story a...
54. Sort me a drink, The Queen and Shard fun. from 2021-09-24T10:54:38
So Brad came under some flack this week when he suggested that 'Sort Me a Drink' meant £50.... Not everyone agreed.
Sam finds out an interesting fact about The Queen which could get her...
53. Dumb actions, suprise vans and birthday suprises. from 2021-09-17T11:21:45
Busy week for the boys, they discuss the dumbest things they have seen people do at work on Bald Banter and they also get a really nice surprise from their van sponsor which leaves the boys speechl...
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52. Sniffing knickers, icky situations and surprising pheasants. from 2021-09-10T12:59:58
The lads have been really getting into their fishing over the last month or so, and Brad is starting to feel like a proper fisherman.
The boys give some sound advice about sniffing knick...
51. Road rage, alternative payments and messy vans. from 2021-09-04T09:33:38
Brad gets a dose of road rage and isn't happy about it, the lads also discuss alternative forms of payments in Bald Banter.
What does a messy van say about you? Plus loads more. Enjoy
50. Podcast number 50, poo's on the move and Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm from 2021-08-27T14:11:33
Podcast Number 50!
The boys reached a milestone this week with 50 podcasts.
A busy week for Brad, Sam and Matt saw them take a trip down to Diddly Squat farm shop, but Matt go...
49. Sexy time, fishing and invoicing from 2021-08-20T15:05:01
Matt is all emotional this week as The Bald Carpers is born he also treats the lads to a sexy time version of 'Would Matt Lie To You'.
Brad and Sam talk about the best way to invoice and...
48. Bizarre finds, planning applications and dodgy vents. from 2021-08-13T11:10:05
This week on Bald Banter the lads talk about bizarre finds on site, some will make your skin crawl.
Planning applications are coming thick and fast with the imminent opening of the Bald Kitche...
47. Staff party, overheard conversations and dreadful tea. from 2021-08-06T12:17:47
The lads went to a Fix Radio staff party where Matt over indulges, a terrible cup of tea gets people upset online and some of the things people have overheard while working will make you laugh. Plu...
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46. Upside down doors, couch potatoes and bodge jobs. from 2021-07-30T15:26:08
Busy week for the lads this week, The Bald Beauty is taking shape, Brad gets beat by Rhi again in Baldie vs Wifie.
Bald Banter this week involves bodge jobs and Sam confesses to one of his own...
45, Matts lies, Bradders gap and Elliot the chef. from 2021-07-24T08:06:44
New games, features and voices on this week's podcast. Bradders Gapper D Gap which is nothing like Blankety Blank we promise.
Plus there is a new voice / face to the station where chef ...
44. Work lies, golden ticket and 94 children. from 2021-07-03T09:02:01
In Bald banter this week the boys talk about the lies that you have told at work that might have backfired,
The lads spent some time at ITS.co.uk this week and picked a random customer t...
43. Fix Bald Challenge, Matt's lucky escapes and TV crushes from 2021-06-25T12:40:50
This week sees the lads challenged to a mystery ‘Fix Bald Challenge’ but which one will they pick?
Sam has found a Hi-Vis suit he likes the look of, and how Matt is still alive is unbel...
42. IKEA, hoarding or collecting and fry up smoothies. from 2021-06-18T13:05:04
The boys had a lively trip to IKEA this week, Matt explains he is not a hoarder but a collector of useful rubbish.
Producer Jack takes on a fry up smoothie which Sam can't stomach, and G...
41. Flamingo theft, boats and price rises from 2021-06-11T09:01:31
Brad and Sam discuss animal encounters on site in Bald Banter, Sam found a story about a drunken flamingo theft.
The boys hit the water at the weekend and Sam got one over on Matt in fi...
40. Bartenders, fishing challange and email sex. from 2021-06-04T12:50:32
Sam found out that there is a bartender's code out there and is keen to learn it.
Grotbags give some advice to a man who got scared by what he found.
Matt is taking the lads f...
39.1K Winner, Scottish aventures and embarrassing moments from 2021-05-29T09:15:17
The boys giveaway another grand in their Bald Builders 1k triple play.
Matt tells a story about his work trip to Scotland that didn't last very long.
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38. Angry pensioners, cow poo and weird jobs. from 2021-05-21T14:26:43
Sam found out that cow poo doesn't cure COVID, and Matt talks about a hard days graft.
Granny Grotbags gives advice to a listener who is going through a dry patch.
Brad has a ...
37. Group dating, surprise genitalia and the boys nearly get shot. from 2021-05-14T07:09:24
Sam discovered that Prince Harry has a new job that is causing a stir in Japan plus some friends order a strange gift to a mate.
Brad gets a mouthful of out of date donuts and has to spe...
36. Sausages for tea, carpark obsessions and bat Matt from 2021-05-07T12:31:59
Brad upsets Rhi in Baldie vs Wifee and looks like its sausages for tea.
Grotbags says she would bend over backwards to look after her man....if she had one.
Matt relives his t...
35.Getting ripped, a mind illusionist and male boobs. from 2021-04-30T15:18:10
Sam works out how to get summer beach ready in a matter of minutes without going to the gym.
Matt the mind illusionist joins the boys but Brad gets his fruit and veg muddled up.
34. Another 1k Winner, drunken mistakes and Grotbags in the studio. from 2021-04-24T08:31:26
Sam has worked out he likes to smell like a pub but Brad has maybe come up with a new fragrance.
Grotbags is live from the studio this week dishing out her unique advice in Dear Granny G...
33. Jockeys, turmeric, lottery wins and vomit. from 2021-04-16T16:19:12
Brad gets a rude awakening from his youngest and Sam is lost for words in this weeks mouthful challenge.
Is there a job that Matt hasn't done or a day that goes past that he doesn't ment...
32. Custard Creams, Nice Sparkies and how Matt met Baldies from 2021-04-10T08:12:53
A short week this week but a packed podcast, Matt joined the lads this week in a rather unusual outfit and talked about how he got involved with the Bald family / stalked them.
Granny Gr...
31.Matt on the bus, pranking partners and priests like hip hop. from 2021-04-09T16:15:52
In Bald Banter this week the boys discuss pranking your partner and they get told one that is another level.
Matt talks about his time as a bus driver which he enjoyed but its not so good for ...
30. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner, Harry Potter and Electric Bananas from 2021-03-26T17:36:09
The boys give away another grand on this week's podcast, things got emotional.
Granny grotbags got asked a really strange foot related question. Matt aka Harry potter makes a right hash ...
29. Whale vomit, Dolly Parton and testicle advice. from 2021-03-12T14:23:29
Week four of the lads daily show.
Granny grotbags is back with some tesitcle advice this week, Dolly Parton aka Matt joines the guys to talk about how he felt let down and cheated as a k...
28. 1K winner, pig farming and bondage. from 2021-03-05T14:36:11
Week three of the boys new daily shows.
Granny Grotbags is asked for advice on bondage and crossdressing, Sam reveals a fact that means we have all been reading the weather forecast inco...
27. Disgusting drinks, animal impressions and stupid news. from 2021-02-26T17:00:49
Week two of the boys new daily shows.
In Bald Banter the boys ask what is the weirdest thing you brought your mother in law for a present, some of the messages are wild.
Matt aka Th...
26. The boys move to a NEW daily show this week!!!! from 2021-02-20T07:52:35
When one door closes another one opens. Last week saw the final Bald Builders Brunch, but this week saw the launch of Brad and Sam's brand new daily show on Fix Radio.
Loads of new futur...
25. Last brunch, weird news and viral vids. from 2021-02-13T15:37:29
It's the end of era, the last Bald Builders Brunch before the boys move onto their daily show on Fix Radio. Matt joins them again for a cracking health and safety story, Sam's weird news involves s...
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24. Tom Cruise, shaving problems and health and safety from 2021-02-05T17:48:12
Sam has some more bathroom drama this week and the boys are joined by a Hollywood big hitter, Mr Tom Cruise, who looks and sounds a lot like Matt. The boys talk about how health and safety has chan...
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23. BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS, inflatable trousers and towel talk. from 2021-01-29T13:30:11
The boys have a huge announcement on this week's show, Sam has been wearing his towel wrong for years and would inflatable trousers work on a building site? Brad also gives us a new riddle and mati...
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22. Wearing women's clothes, hybrid trades and the riddler returns. from 2021-01-22T13:30:20
Someone was wearing Brad's wife's clothes......and it aint her! The boys try to work out what sort of trade you would get if you mate a Plumber and a Painter. Sam finds some weird stuff on the inte...
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21. Anger on site, Haribo, boozing and inter-trade mating. from 2021-01-15T13:30:21
The boys buy an obscene amount of Haribo but why? Brad has TV issues and Ted is in the dog house, is it okay to have a little drink on site and what would you get if a scaffolder and an electrician...
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20. Hybrid animals, lifestyle changes and lighting wars from 2021-01-08T14:00:03
It's the first show of 2021, Brad and Sam are joined by special guests Ted and Matt. Sam's Movie Buff or Bust makes a return, Brad and Ted talk about their lifestyle journey they're on, Matt's old ...
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19. Keeping warm at work, Christmas movie buff or bust and dream jobs. from 2020-12-11T13:30:18
It's cold outside and the guys talk about trying to keep warm at work, Sam's Movie Buff or Bust returns with a festive twist, however the rules as always, are as clear as mud. Brad has a cracking R...
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18. Christmas cheer, riddles and energy drinks. from 2020-12-04T13:30:10
Brads’ back this week and has launched his new feature Bradders Riddle Of The Week, Sam's Movie Buff or Bust is never far away from controversy and the lads want to ban boxing day sales. Enjoy.
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17. Dirty vans, excuses and hoovering in the dark. from 2020-11-27T13:30:02
On this week's show, Brads off this week so it's just Darryl and Sam and they talk about excuses, dirty vans and dirty parking plus Darryl is left unchallenged in Movie Buff or Bust. Enjoy.
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16. Motors, munch and mother in laws from 2020-11-20T13:30:19
On this week's show, tensions run high when Darryl suspects a bit of cheating in Buff or Bust, Brad is shopping for his mother in law and revels his past gifts, the boys reminisce on their first va...
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15. Ebay disasters, soap dodgers and Sam's movie game. from 2020-11-13T13:30:20
On this week's show, Darryl makes a costly mistake on Ebay, Sam introduces a brand new game involving movie soundtracks but switches the rules half way through and Brad is looking to take over the ...
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14. Sky news, the toothfairy and watch out Joe Wicks from 2020-11-06T13:30:09
On this week's show, the boys appeared on Sky News to talk about their upcoming event, Brad gets inventive with a mouse trap in his new challenge, Sam is taking on Joe Wicks by launching his new f...
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13. Toothpaste, battered sprouts and feet sweets. from 2020-10-30T13:30:04
On this weeks show, Brad thinks he is speaking German, but it turns out to be French, battered brussels sprouts instead of chicken nuggets could be on Franks menu, ground workers get the Trade Prai...
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12. DIY funerals, Darryl's driving drama and a dire taste test. from 2020-10-23T12:30:12
On this weeks show, the lads pitch their new business ideas for DIY home funerals, Darryl has a lucky driving escape and its Sam's turn to organise the taste test, what could possibly go wrong. Enjoy.
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11. Taste test, Tik Tok and trade praise. from 2020-10-16T12:30:10
On this weeks show, the lads talk about their new Only Fools and Horses inspired Tik Tok videos, they are giving trade praise to labourers and apprentices and Darryl smashes a taste test.
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10. Beware of Fencers, embarrassing kids and washing up drama. from 2020-10-09T12:30:14
On this weeks show, the lads speak about how Fencers are the playboys of the construction industry, a new feature called Taste Test is born and the lads get embarrassed by their kids.
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9. Bin day, big toes and billy balls. from 2020-10-02T12:30:07
On this weeks show Brad makes an amazing discovery about about his Mrs big toe, Darryl losses the plot with his neighbour over their bins and the boys prank call a listeners' work mate.
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8. Toilet roll, sky diving and Darryl gets caught out. from 2020-09-25T12:30:09
On this weeks show Sam talks about jumping out of a plane, not all goes to plan with Darryl's prank call and Brad needs to lay down the law at home when it comes to toilet roll usage.
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7. Plasterers, Gucci Shoes and Nathen gets a call. from 2020-09-18T12:30:08
On this week's show Daryl's daughter's boyfriend gets a prank call from the lads. Brad can plaster in Gucci shoes and he ups his game with his feature Guess That Sound….. With Bradders.
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6. Tattoos, Trades and Turkish Delight. from 2020-09-11T12:35:15
On this weeks show Darryl gets another taste test, Brad introduces us to his new game, Sam turns into a hamster and they try and book him a taxi in their prank call of the week.
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5. Week 5 and the boys are up to no good. from 2020-09-04T12:30:12
On this weeks show, food is on the agenda (as always), the boys are up to no good and some poor soul gets pranked.
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4. The boys are back for week 4 of The Bald Builders Brunch. from 2020-08-28T12:30:18
On this weeks show, guess who cant stop eating again, Grotbags is leading the way with embarrassing stories, should page 3 come back and characters on site.
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3. Week 3 and the lads are in the swing of things. from 2020-08-21T12:30:15
This week, Sam is still not grasping the fact you cant eat on radio, Brad makes an odd choice for his anthem this week and the lads discuss the 5 second rule.
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2. The lads have made it back for week 2, depsite the heat. from 2020-08-14T12:30:08
This week, the lads talk about how to beat the heat, a new business idea, weeing and work based injuries.
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1. The lads first show, welcome to The Bald Builders. from 2020-08-11T07:57:52
No first show nerves from the boys, it goes off with a bang. They talk tea, KFC, labourers and nearly getting shot by armed police outside Buckingham Palace.
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