Podcasts by The Center Cut

Sharknado w/Steve Coates (Bucket of Chum Podcast) from 2023-07-12T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the absolutely ridiculous SyFy pulp Sharknad...

Fleabag (Season 2) from 2023-06-28T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the profound yet filthy Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is still a sexy plank. No more Beaver man, and Arsehole Guy + H...

Chinatown w/ Chris Harris (Harris Football Podcast) from 2023-06-14T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 1970's neo noir Chinatown. Author...

Fleabag (Season 1) from 2023-05-31T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the happily filthy show Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is indeed a sexy plank. Michael struggles with his disdain for a...

American Beauty w/Camila from 2023-05-17T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed but now blackmarked...

BONUS: Patreon Sneak Peek - Ask Me Anything Part 4 from 2023-05-10T08:00

Michael and Dave wanted to share an episode that was previously exclusive to Patreon, recorded over a month ago. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself f...

BEEF (Netflix) from 2023-04-26T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the critically acclaimed (rightfully so) Netflix show BEEF. Michael hates George. Dave hates George's mom. They both like to stress eat li...

Butt Boy w/Bryan from 2023-04-12T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the independent assfest Butt Boy. Mic...

Outer Banks (Season 3) from 2023-03-29T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of the attractive teen (who aren't really teens) Netflix show Outer Banks. Outer Banks made appearances in our first and ...

Encanto w/Shoot the Flick from 2023-03-15T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the catchy-tune havin' Encanto. Frankie and Scott of Shoot the Flick join the g...

Ginny and Georgia (Season 1) from 2023-03-01T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Ginny and Georgia. Dave thinks all the characters are jerks, Michael spends more time than he would like discussing th...

High Fidelity w/Vinyl Reckoning from 2023-02-15T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of lyric-generating High Fidelity. Matt and Stacy of Vinyl Reckoning join the guys...

Over the Garden Wall from 2023-02-01T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the ever-kooky Over the Garden Wall, as suggested by friend of the show Vikki. The guys both agree Greg is the best. His pants are always ...

The Shawshank Redemption w/Rob Stant from 2023-01-18T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the so-called greatest movie of all time, The Shawshank Redemption. Comedian Rob Stant joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michae...

BONUS: The Center Cult Sneak Peek 1 from 2023-01-14T16:08:46

Michael and Dave watched nothing. But here is a sneak peek of a recent chat, exclusive to Patreon! Get Center Chats, The Center Consumed, voting, The Center Cache, early access, shout-outs, and ...

Wednesday (Netflix) from 2023-01-04T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix Tim Burton sensation Wednesday. Michael is fascinated by Ortega's wild BJ-Gods vision posture and thinks Crackstone looks like...

A Christmas Story Christmas from 2022-12-21T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the HBO Max legacy sequel A Christmas Story Christmas. Its a Christmas extravaganza! Wives Ashley and Emily joined the show for...

The Center Cult Announcement from 2022-11-30T08:00

Michael and Dave watched nothing. They are here to announce the grand opening of The Center Cult Patreon! Center Chats, The Center Consumed, voting, The Center Cache, early access, shou...

The 3rd Annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards from 2022-11-23T09:00

Michael and Dave close out the third season of the podcast with the 3rd annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the third year and ...

CENTER CHAT: Ted Lasso (Season 2) - Diamond Dogs Draft from 2022-11-16T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Ted Lasso. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would be in YOUR Diamond Dogs c...

Ted Lasso (Season 2) from 2022-11-09T09:00

Michael and Dave came back to England and watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Ted Lasso. The guys don't always agree, but today they definitely concur that Nate is a grey...

CENTER CHAT: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Halloween Vs. Christmas from 2022-11-02T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Nightmare Before Christmas and friend of the show Cindy quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you ha...

The Nightmare Before Christmas w/Cindy from 2022-10-26T08:00

What's this?! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the holiday cult class The Nightmare Before Christmas. Creator of the podcast logo, Cindy, joined the guys to qui...

CENTER CHAT: Ted Lasso (Season 1) - Is Jason Sudeikis Hot? from 2022-10-19T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Ted Lasso. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Is Jason Sudeikis hot? CENTER CHAT!

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Ted Lasso (Season 1) from 2022-10-12T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the Emmy-slaying Ted Lasso. He's here, he's there, the guys are both fans, Roy Kent! Dave's a fan of the humor; Michae...

CENTER CHAT: The Hunt - Is Hillary Swank Hot? from 2022-10-05T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Hunt and Jasmin and Mells of Damn Fine TV podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then ...

The Hunt w/Damn Fine TV from 2022-09-28T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Covid casualty The Hunt. Returning for a second time, Jasmine and Mells of Damn Fine TV podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the ...

CENTER CHAT: The Bear (FX/Hulu) (Season 1) - Restaurant Ideas from 2022-09-21T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of The Bear on FX/Hulu. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: What type of restaurant/bar would YOU...

The Bear (FX/Hulu) (Season 1) from 2022-09-14T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed The Bear on FX/Hulu, Chef. Does it hold up to its (as of recording) 100% critic scor...

CENTER CHAT: A Quiet Place - Lee Abbott Vs. Jim Halpert from 2022-09-07T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of A Quiet Place and Nick and Marcus of Now Try This podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you have...

A Quiet Place w/Now Try This Podcast from 2022-08-31T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the silent but deadly A Quiet Place. Nick and Marcus of Now Try This podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michae...

CENTER CHAT: Euphoria (Season 1) - Sexy Disney Characters from 2022-08-24T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Euphoria. This doesn't have a TON to do with that. Really, Michael is just going on vacation to Disney World....

Euphoria (Season 1) from 2022-08-17T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the trippy Euphoria. Does Zendaya RUE the day she took drugs for the first time? Do Jules JEWELS ever get in the way? ...

CENTER CHAT: Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Supreme Court Judge Vs. Judge Reinhold from 2022-08-10T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Lindsey and Sepideh of Two Salty Broads podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the f...

Fast Times at Ridgemont High w/Two Salty Broads Podcast from 2022-08-03T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the iconic (for some reason) 80's comedy Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Lindsey and Sepideh of the Two Salty Broads podcast join the guys...

CENTER CHAT: Umbrella Academy (Season 3) - Academy Draft from 2022-07-27T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Umbrella Academy. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would be in your Umbrella or Sparr...

Umbrella Academy (Season 3) from 2022-07-20T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Umbrella Academy on Netflix. They're back for a second time to gawk over their Annual Award show namesake Luther and q...

CENTER CHAT: Mr. Nobody - Old Nemo Vs. Finding Nemo from 2022-07-13T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Mr. Nobody and comedian Ant Perez quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Wou...

Mr. Nobody w/Ant Perez from 2022-07-06T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the mind-bending Leto joint Mr. Nobody. Comedian Ant Perez joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. There are so many Jared L...

CENTER CHAT: Outer Range - Bull Ride Vs. Bar Fight from 2022-06-29T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of Outer Range. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather ride a bull once a week or get in a b...

Outer Range from 2022-06-22T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime sci-fi western show Outer Range. This one's a hole lotta' fun. We don't do typos. Figure it out. Spoiler alert, the guys ...

CENTER CHAT: Hereditary - Tree House Vs. Nudist Colony from 2022-06-15T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Hereditary and Chris Fafalios of Punchline and many other things, quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you h...

Hereditary w/Chris Fafalios (Punchline band, One Hit Thunder podcast) from 2022-06-08T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of their second Ari Aster film: Hereditary. Genuinely good dude Chris Fafalios joins the guys as the first repeat guest to tell spooky tale...

CENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 3 from 2022-06-01T08:00

Michael and Dave watched nothing, again! This is the third installment where our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we ...

Outlander (Season 5) from 2022-05-25T08:00

Its the 100th episode! But we don't have time for fanfare! Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fifth season of Outlander. Five seasons in and they still know next to noth...

CENTER CHAT: The Cabin in the Woods - Horror Villain Vs. Scientist from 2022-05-18T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Cabin in the Woods and Kaye from Unearthed Gems podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you ha...

The Cabin in the Woods w/Kaye (Unearthed Gems Podcast) from 2022-05-11T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the genre-bending The Cabin in the Woods. Kaye of the Unearthed Gems podcast joined the show as a last-minute fill in to quiz t...

CENTER CHAT: Bridgerton (Season 2) - Mo' Money Vs. No Money from 2022-05-04T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 2nd season of Bridgerton. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have mo' money, mo' problems ...

Bridgerton (Season 2) from 2022-04-27T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Bridgerton. They just needed to come back and see how high the pile of shit on the Queen's head could get. M...

CENTER CHAT: Army of the Dead - Zombie Vs. Road Head from 2022-04-20T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Army of the Dead and Tyler of The Inner Idiot podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then ...

Army of the Dead w/Tyler (Inner Idiot Podcast) from 2022-04-13T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the recent Zack Synder flick Army of the Dead. Tyler of the Inner Idiot podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael's to...

CENTER CHAT: Singin' In the Rain - Bonus Quiz w/Going Terribly from 2022-04-06T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the middle 30 minutes of Singin' In the Rain with no audio, and the lovely Alice and Doug quizzed them on the ends and quiet parts. Go check out the full episode if you ...

Singin' In the Rain w/Going Terribly Podcast from 2022-03-30T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the the middle 30 minutes of Singin' In the Rain, with no audio! Alice and Doug have a podcast and it's Going Terribly, and they stopped by to help quiz the guy...

CENTER CHAT: Leon: The Professional - Hitman Vs. 12 Twelve Year Olds from 2022-03-23T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Leon: The Professional and voice actor and model Nate Haskell quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you ...

Leon: The Professional w/Nate Haskell from 2022-03-16T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult action flick Leon: The Professional. Voice Actor and model Nate Haskell joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Nate sniffs...

CENTER CHAT: The 100 (Season 1) - The Ark Vs. Noah's Ark from 2022-03-09T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of The 100. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Ark or No...

The 100 (Season 1) from 2022-03-02T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of The 100. Michael has a hard on for Henry Ian Cusick, Dave hates Bellamy with a passion, and both of them wanted to see...

CENTER CHAT: Aquamarine - Mermaid Vs. Unicorn from 2022-02-23T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Aquamarine and Stephanie and Rachel from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you ha...

Aquamarine w/Steph and Rach Aren't Funny from 2022-02-16T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the mid 2000's preteen girl movie about a mermaid--Aquamarine. Fellow podcaters Steph and Rach from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny...

CENTER CHAT: Downton Abbey (Series 1) - Titanic Vs. World War I from 2022-02-09T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of Downton Abbey. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Titanic or f...

Downton Abbey (Series 1) from 2022-02-02T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season (Series? Silly Brits) of Downton Abbey. Bates has a leg up for being Michael's favorite character (which is astonishing g...

CENTER CHAT: Pee Wee's Big Adventure - Tour de France Vs. Burning Pets from 2022-01-26T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Matt Kelly quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide...

Pee Wee's Big Adventure w/Matt Kelly (Geekscape, One Hit Thunder podcast) from 2022-01-19T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's romp Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Lovable geek Matt Kelly joins the guys to spout facts about the movie and quiz them on t...

CENTER CHAT: The Witcher (Season 2) - 3 Questions from 2022-01-12T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 2nd season of The Witcher on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: What video game do you want to see...

The Witcher (Season 2) from 2022-01-05T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of The Witcher on Netflix. It took 75 episodes, but the boys are back to the dark and twisted world full of monsters, ma...

CENTER CHAT: Home Sweet Home Alone - McCallister House Vs. Mercer House from 2021-12-29T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Home Sweet Home Alone and their wives quizzed them. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which house w...

Home Sweet Home Alone from 2021-12-22T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Disney+ holiday blunder Home Sweet Home Alone. Its a Christmas extravaganza! Wives Ashley and Emily joined the show to quiz the guys...

CENTER CHAT: Outlander (Season 4) - James Fraser Vs. Frank Randall from 2021-12-15T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 4th season of Outlander. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would you rather have as a father--James Fr...

Outlander (Season 4) from 2021-12-08T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fourth season of Outlander. We're back again for the season premiere of our third season of our little show. Wowzers. We're in America...

The 2nd Annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards from 2021-11-17T09:00

Michael and Dave close out the second season of the podcast with the 2nd annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the second year an...

CENTER CHAT: Under the Silver Lake - 10 Parrots Vs. 1 Skunk from 2021-11-10T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the trippy Under the Silver Lake with the legendary Shotyme. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Woul...

Under the Silver Lake w/Shotyme from 2021-11-03T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the parrot-filled wtf-fest Under the Silver Lake. Renaissance man Shotyme joined the show to quiz the guys on the middle that t...

CENTER CHAT: You (Season 1) - Stranger Stalker Vs. Known Stalker from 2021-10-27T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be stalked by a stranger or somebo...

You (Season 1) from 2021-10-20T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You on Netflix. Penn Badgley, tries in vain to hide his forehead veins and make Beck's life better. Instead he settles...

CENTER CHAT: Boogie Nights - Wahlberg Face Vs. Diggler Dick from 2021-10-13T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the prosthetic penis delivery method Boogie Nights. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rat...

Boogie Nights from 2021-10-06T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 70's porn period piece Boogie Nights. We've said "penis" hundreds of times the past 68 episodes, but this one takes the cake. What d...

CENTER CHAT: Outlander (Season 3) - Scotland Vs. Jamaica from 2021-09-29T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. They just can't get enough! Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would yo...

Outlander (Season 3) from 2021-09-22T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. Third time's a charm, baby! Claire won't let go of the past, Frank won't let go of trying to touch...

CENTER CHAT: One Hit Wonders from 2021-09-15T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the INSANE Midsommar with Punchline bassist and fellow podcaster Chris Fafalios. But this episode has nothing to do with the movie and mor...

Midsommar w/Chris Fafalios (Punchline band, One Hit Thunder podcast) from 2021-09-08T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the bat shit crazy Midsommar. Jagoff of all trades (his words) Chris Fafalios joins the guys to fawn over the movie and quiz them on the...

CENTER CHAT: Outer Banks (Season 2) - John B Vs. JJ from 2021-09-01T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the too many boat scene havin' second season of Outer Banks on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then dec...

Outer Banks (Season 2) from 2021-08-25T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the attractive teen (who aren't really teens) Netflix show Outer Banks. From the roofs of the Bahamas to a boring, di...

CENTER CHAT: True Romance - Drug Dealer Vs. Call Girl from 2021-08-18T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star-studded Tarantino classic True Romance. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather...

True Romance from 2021-08-11T08:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star studded 90's flick True Romance. Many famous actors loaded the cast, however, only a couple of them graced the ends. C...

CENTER CHAT: Manifest (Season 1) - Death Date from 2021-08-04T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Manifest. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you want to know your death date? CENTER...

Manifest (Season 1) from 2021-07-28T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the potentially resurrected Manifest. NBC originally cancelled this (for good reason?), but #SaveManifest and huge Net...

CENTER CHAT: A Clockwork Orange - Prison Vs. Psychological Experiment from 2021-07-21T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the previously banned and X-rated Kubrick film A Clockwork Orange with comedian John Bubul. Go check out the full episode if you haven't...

A Clockwork Orange w/John Bubul from 2021-07-14T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the infamous A Clockwork Orange. Comedian Frozen-in-time John Lovitz...err...I mean...John Bubul joined the show to quiz the guys and do...

CENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 2 from 2021-07-07T09:00

Michael and Dave watched nothing, again! This is the second part of an episode where our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we h...

CENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 1 from 2021-06-30T09:00

Michael and Dave watched nothing. Our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy you...

Outlander (Season 2) from 2021-06-23T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the Starz time travel book adaptation Outlander. You asked for it, and the guys couldn't deny you. We're an Outlander...

CENTER CHAT: Frequency - Firefighter Vs. Police Officer from 2021-06-16T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the underrated 2000's flick Frequency with comedian Nick Deez. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you r...

Frequency w/Nick Deez from 2021-06-09T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the underrated sci-fi film Frequency. Fellow podcaster and comedian Nick Deez joined the show to quiz the guys and make fun of Michael. ...

CENTER CHAT: Jupiter's Legacy - Super Powers at Birth Vs. 20's from 2021-06-02T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix series Jupiter's Legacy. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have super powers at b...

Jupiter's Legacy from 2021-05-26T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the semi-popular yet critically maligned new Netflix first season of Jupiter's Legacy.  The guys think on Super packages, Utopian's almigh...

CENTER CHAT: Dirty Dancing - Dalton Dance Vs. Johnny Fight from 2021-05-19T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's porn for women Dirty Dancing with comedian Kellsie Cara Jones. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Wo...

Dirty Dancing w/Kellsie Cara Jones from 2021-05-12T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the "Star Wars for Girls" flick Dirty Dancing. Comedian and very nice lady Kellsie Cara Jones joins the show to quiz the guys on one of ...

CENTER CHAT: Outlander (Season 1) - Past Vs. Future from 2021-05-05T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Outlander. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather travel 300 years into the pa...

Outlander (Season 1) from 2021-04-28T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the Starz time travel book adaptation Outlander. This was suggested by friend of the show Jessica. You know things get...

CENTER CHAT: Joker - Never Laughing Vs. Inappropriate Laughing from 2021-04-21T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 2019 hit Joker with friends over at The Toddcast Podcast. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you ra...

Joker w/The Toddcast Podcast from 2021-04-14T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the dark yet popular Joker. New friends Michael and Brad from The Toddcast Podcast joined the show to talk Todd (Phillips).  This movie ...

CENTER CHAT: The Cat in the Hat - The Cat Vs. The Grinch from 2021-04-07T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the we-wish-it-was-cancelled The Cat in the Hat. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would you rather have...

The Cat in the Hat from 2021-03-31T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the the middle 30 minutes of the best movie of all time, The Cat in the Hat, with no audio. April Fool's! This movie is a hot pile of trash. We hope Dr. Seuss gets a ras...

CENTER CHAT: Miami Connection - Motorcycle Gang Vs. Rock Band from 2021-03-24T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the amazingly bad martial arts movie Miami Connection. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather fi...

Miami Connection w/Cards with Ester and Rachel from 2021-03-17T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the martial arts masterpiece(of shit) Miami Connection. Ester, Rachel, and Theon from Cards With Ester and Rachel suggested the movie to...

CENTER CHAT: Riverdale - Drowning Vs. Fire Death from 2021-03-10T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the CW show Riverdale. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather drown in an icy river or burn to deat...

Riverdale (Season 1) from 2021-03-03T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the CW comic adaptation Riverdale. Are all high schools like this? Archie is hot for teacher, Jughead wears a hat to c...

CENTER CHAT: My Best Friend's Wedding - Food Critic Vs. Rich College Student from 2021-02-24T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the Julia Roberts flick My Best Friend's Wedding. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry a fo...

My Best Friend's Wedding from 2021-02-17T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the supposed romantic comedy My Best Friend's Wedding. People in the 90's thought this was funny? People actually like Cameron Diaz? Peo...

CENTER CHAT: Bridgerton (Season 1) - Berbrooke Vs. Lady Featherington from 2021-02-10T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the Netflix series Bridgerton. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry Lord Berbrooke or have ...

Bridgerton (Season 1) from 2021-02-03T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix book adaption Bridgerton. Michael hates pre-1900's Europe/everything. Dave likes nice teeth, dirty sex, and clothes that don't...

Road House from 2021-01-20T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Swayze flick Road House. Kiss your attitudes goodbye--this is one silly 80's romp with all the breasts, knife slices, a...

The Queen's Gambit from 2021-01-06T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix chess epic The Queen's Gambit. Beth Harmon beats Russians, a janitor, and her drug habit. Many men have sex with Beth, or at l...

Bad Santa from 2020-12-23T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the  raunchy un-Christmas romp Bad Santa. Michael complains its too low brow while digging up a "dick pickle" joke he came up with at th...

This Is Us (Season 1) from 2020-12-09T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the tear-jerker This Is Us. They tried to kick off the second season with something ridiculous but Michael ended up lo...

The 1st Annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards from 2020-12-02T10:00

Michael and Dave close out the first season of the podcast with the 1st annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the first year and ...

Hoosiers w/Brad Howe Comedy from 2020-11-18T10:00

Michael and Dave were joined by comedian Brad Howe. The guys watched the first and last 15 minutes of the supposed Greatest Sports Movie of All Time 'Hoosiers,' and Brad quizzed them on the midd...

Hannibal (Season 1) from 2020-11-04T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the infamous "Red Dragon"-inspired Hannibal. The guys question who did what, and what they tasted like. Dave liked the...

Sleepaway Camp from 2020-10-21T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the  80's cult slasher Sleepaway Camp. This movie is a pro-pedophilia, dick-having, vomit-inducing, laugher, and we are HERE for it. We ...

Utopia (Amazon Prime) from 2020-10-07T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime version of Utopia. Despite what the Reddit critics spout, this thing is chock full of violence. Its also full of nerds, n...

BONUS: Announcement from 2020-09-30T09:00

Michael and Dave watched nothing. They are here to announce the grand opening of The Center Cut section of the Doodlist Sticker Shop! To start there are four designs, with more to come via pre-o...

Mulholland Drive w/Damn Fine TV from 2020-09-23T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed mindfuck Mulholland Drive! Jasmin and Mells from the Damn Fine TV podcast were along for the ride to offer up t...

Perry Mason (HBO) from 2020-09-09T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the recently ended first season of the HBO show Perry Mason. There is a dead baby, human penis, and miserable sex with a self-proclaimed '...

Idiocracy w/Wack Brackets from 2020-08-26T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the semi-predictive Mike Judge comedy movie Idiocracy!  Mike from Wack Brackets was along for the ride to offer his expertise to help so...

Umbrella Academy (Season 2) from 2020-08-12T09:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Netflix' Umbrella Academy!  1. They loved it! 2. Bad guys suck at shooting. 3. Diego is less horrible this season! 4....

Scream w/Courtney&Joe Spoil Everything from 2020-07-29T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 90's satirical horror Scream!  Courtney & Joe were along for the ride and offered their expertise to help sort out the middle with f...

Warrior Nun from 2020-07-15T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the comic book adaptation Warrior Nun! Alba Baptista nails the role as a 19 year old who used to have a broken body. A...

Uncut Gems from 2020-07-08T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the gritty gambling movie Uncut Gems!  Adam Sandler won awards for this? Did we watch parts of the wrong movie? He gambles, yells, and h...

Firefly from 2020-06-24T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the cult classic solo season of Firefly!  Joss Whedon eventually avenged the cancellation and found serenity by slaying the box office, bu...

The Abyss from 2020-06-10T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the James Cameron deep sea thriller The Abyss!  Underwater is a frightening place--its dark, gloomy, and apparently there are alien sea ...

White Lines (Netflix) from 2020-05-27T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of season 1 of White Lines on Netflix! DJs, cocaine, and orgies...all in the first episode! Alex Pina, the creator of Money Heist, one upped ...

Contagion from 2020-05-13T10:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the topical thriller Contagion! This movie parallels our current Covid-19 ravaged lives and boy does it bum the guys out. Gwyneth loses ...

Sex and the City w/ TFK from 2020-05-07T11:00

This is a Bonus episode! Michael and Dave invited the Thirst For Knowledge guys to the pod! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the chick flick Sex and the City. The TFK gu...

Outer Banks (Season 1) from 2020-04-29T11:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of season 1 of Outer Banks on Netflix! It's a teen drama starring adults, kind of like how this a podcast with childish humor hosted by adult...

Outer Banks (Season 1) from 2020-04-29T11:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of season 1 of Outer Banks on Netflix! It's a teen drama starring adults, kind of like how this a podcast with childish humor hosted by adult...

Jesus Christ Superstar from 2020-04-15T11:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the  1973 rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar! Dave used to go to church before priests molesting little boys became popular again, and Mi...

Black Swan from 2020-04-01T11:00

Michael and Dave tried something new for the holiday. They watched the middle of the critically acclaimed ballet flick Black Swan...without any audio. One of the hosts dies of Covid-19. April Fo...

Leprechaun 4: In Space from 2020-03-17T11:00

Michael and Dave watched the beginning and end of the worst movie of all time Leprechaun 4: In Space.  To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, we got drunk and recorded in-person! The only thing worse t...

Say Anything... from 2020-03-04T12:00

Michael and Dave watched the beginning and end of the 80's classic Say Anything.  Break out your boombox, black belt, and 80's regalia! Yeaaaaaaa! While Cusack and his love interest Diane gradua...

8 Mile from 2020-02-19T12:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Eminem pseudo-biopic 8 Mile. Eminem's a rabbit? But as a rapper, no one's better/Except for when he got real scared and vomited on h...

The Irishman from 2020-02-05T12:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Oscar-nominated The Irishman. I heard you host a podcast? Apparently even mobsters get old and die. It's a sad, sad end for a steely...

The Witcher (Season 1) from 2020-01-22T12:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the first season of The Witcher. Geralt slays monsters, women, and mostly our hearts.  Many people die, the important players all wear colo...

The Witcher (Season 1) from 2020-01-22T12:00

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the first season of The Witcher. Geralt slays monsters, women, and mostly our hearts.  Many people die, the important players all wear colo...

The Human Centipede from 2020-01-08T12:00

Michael and Dave watched the beginning and end of the cult horror monstrosity The Human Centipede. Shield your eyes! Cover your butts! Don't ever go to Germany! Mistakes were made, necks were sl...

A Christmas Story from 2019-12-25T11:00

Michael and Dave watched the beginning and end of the 1983 holiday classic A Christmas Story. It's enough to make them want to shoot their eyes out. Break out the egg nog and throw on your best ...

Puss in Boots from 2019-12-11T12:00

Michael and Dave watched the beginning  and end of the 2011 animated film Puss in Boots. Fee-fi-fo-fum, this movie is very dumb. It's kitty-litteraly the worst. We won't ever look at eggs the sa...

Magic Mike from 2019-11-27T13:42:55

Michael and Dave watched the beginning  and end of the 2012 gem Magic Mike. Do we get to see Channing's Tatums? Adam hates Mike's furniture; everybody hates Adam. Matthew McConaughey leaves us d...

The Introduction from 2019-11-18T23:25:04

Michael and Dave introduce the upcoming chaos. We watch the beginning and end of movies and television seasons and make up the middle. Supposed hilarity ensues.