Podcasts by The Chris Ham podcast

40. Baby Watch, Presidential Curse & Diamond Joe Biden from 2020-03-09T13:16:40

SHORT AND SWEET EPISODE!

I start the episode talking about how my wife can go into labor any minute and I have a lot of things to do once that happens! (0:00-4:30)

39. Tony Boombatz, Death/Birth Parallels, Grandpa Guido & California Love from 2020-03-03T05:07:20

I start talking about how we avoided the leap year baby!  (0:00-2:19)

Death/Birth Parallels- Only those closest really give a $hit  (2:22-8:57)...

38. Dishonest Car Dealers, Overrated Leap Year , and Soda Bad for you from 2020-02-24T14:19:31

I start by ranting and raving about a police car taking up a REGULAR parking spot (0:00-2:01) 

I then segue to talk about the agony of car shopping and why I need a ...

37. Bernie/Bloomberg Venn Diagram, Satan and the Unexplainable & Outrage Culture from 2020-02-18T05:17:32

On this episode I talk about President's Day and why it is a footnote to what this weekend means to me(0:00-12:01) 

I segue into the dark subject of satan and how a ...

36. Guest- Jen Aloisi Ham- Raptor Breathing, Socially Liberal/Fiscally Selfish, Tony Romo Likes "Dumb" Blondes from 2020-02-09T16:18:59

Buckle up!  This is a long epside.  Superbowl Recap and Pop Offs at the end.

My colorful and raspy wife, Jen Ham, joins the pod again to talk about a whole bunch of stuff! ...

35. Universally Deep Kobe Cut, Bad NYC Mayoring, Surgical Masks & SB 54 Preview from 2020-02-01T19:50:52

I start with the widespread intense Kobe Bryant sadness (0:00-13:26)

I segue to Bill De Blasio as a joke of a NYC mayor and why his homeless approach doesnt work (14:47-20:34)

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34. Greenwich Snobs, Pineapple Pizza & Checking Couple Friendship Boxes from 2020-01-26T14:40:55

I start discussing hoarding versus tossing and nesting for baby #2 (0:00-5:31)

I discuss how great Indian food is and what to order.  Also, I love pizza but I'm not a pizza purist(5:...

33. Chris Columbus Sucks, Apocalypse Degenerates, & Buttigieg is Too Short from 2020-01-19T12:21:06

I start talking about MLK Day history and how it's racist to have to work officially or unofficially.(0:00- 6:27) I segue to talking about the depiction of the apocalypse in movies and how terrifyi...

32. Airpods, Knife Users , Suburban Love, and Remote ControlMadness- Plus NFL Divisional Round Preview from 2020-01-11T13:29:23

I start raving about how great airpods are! (0:00-5:29)

I then segue to a coupel disturbing news headlines highlighted by how carrying a knife is darker and more twisted than even a gun(5...

31. Guest-Chris B-Black Monday Fallout, NFL Playoff Preview& Wildcard Picks from 2020-01-02T05:09:01

Chris and I start talking about changing Christmas traditions as you start a family.(0:00-12:04) 

We then segue to the Eagles division clinch last Sunday, the lack of self-awareness ...

30. Chocolate Labs hate my dog & NFL Bridge Week 16 to 17 from 2019-12-29T04:51:32

We start with  discusing  the signifance of transtioning a decade!  2020s are upon us! (0:00-3:50)

AFC & NFC playoff picture- unpacking what could happen!(3:52-9:27) Listen

29. Holiday Cards are UNDERRATED, Lexus Nonsense & NFL banter with JVB from 2019-12-21T15:25:51

I start talking about "excellent" as a superlative, then the positivity of holiday cards and how they have stood the test of time(0:00-5:57) My friend Jeremy joins the podcast for a deep dive of st...

28. El Gato Negro, Life Phases, NFL Bridge Week 14 to 15 from 2019-12-14T14:03:02

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I'm excited for a holiday party tonight,and I start talking about our quirky dog Bruno and what about him Iove and annoys me.(0:00-11...

27. Stomach Flu, Santa Picture Faux Pas, & NFL Week 13 to 14 Bridge from 2019-12-08T13:48:01

I start with talking about the gratitude of having a stomach virus.  NO BULL$HIT- how little bouts of illnesses give a window into real sickness & the challenges around a stomach flu wi...

26. Greek Pizza, Racial Dilution, Baby Name Insanity & NFL Bridge Week 12 to 13 from 2019-12-01T01:07:37

I start the episode recapping Thanksgiving and sharing a local pizza gem contrasted with some other famous New York area pizzerias. Yes the pizza is better here and we call them pies!  (0:0...

25. Thanksgiving is terrific, Orange or Blue Landslide, and Kaepernick's Afro from 2019-11-23T15:13:56

If you like my pod- please RATE and REVIEW IT! (0:00-0:43)

I start talking about holiday music classics to start how even Ivy League educated people aren't exactly sure when Thanksgiving ...

24. Travel to Disney with 1.5 kids, Halo Effect and NFL Week 10 to 11 Bridge from 2019-11-16T23:39:59

I start with a strange carding experience while buying vanilla extract at Trader Joe’s. I then recap our quick impromptu family Disney World vacation- airport travel, boarding, other kid meltdow...

23. Sleep & $hitty Moods, No More Mr. Nice Guy, NFL Week 9 to Week 10 Bridge from 2019-11-10T05:24:51

I need more acceptance and less rigidity- I discuss challenges of lack fo sleep in toddlers and my sleep deficit(0:00-3:22)

Show housekeeping and why being nice is overrated and edgy is d...

22. Guest- Chris B- Cat Fights in Buffalo, Tank for Tua & Trubisky BUST- guest Chris B. from 2019-11-04T22:17:56

As we are around the midway point of the 2019 NFL season, I dive into key storylines with another football junkie.  

Chris B's stadium tour as an Eagles fan and witnessing Wentz...

21. Cigarette smoker intolerance & NFL Week 8 to Week 9 Short Bridge from 2019-11-02T04:53:11

This is a shorter episode than usual.  

I start ranting about a very inconsiderate cigarette smoker at a gas station.  (0:00-5:23)

I then dive into Week 9 picks ATS(6:08-...

20. Guest- Jen Aloisi Ham- Wife Banter Part 2- Pregnancy, Parenting, &Halloween is OVERRATED mostly from 2019-11-01T04:18:41

LONGER SHOW than usual. Part 2 of 2 with my wife Jen.

I start talking about the ebb and flows of Halloween as we go through the phases of life.  I then go into how Halloween originat...

19. Guest- Jen Aloisi Ham- Wife Banter Part 1- Your Beloved QBs suck- NFL Week 7 to Week 8 Bridge from 2019-10-27T03:48:46

LONGER SHOW than usual. Part 1 of 2 with my wife Jen.  My usual NFL meat is at the end!

I start with an episode outline.(0:00-0:55)

My wife Jen is finally featured on the pod!...

18. Chiefs in Convertibles, Ghosting, Toddler Negotiations, and NFL Week 6 to 7 Bridge from 2019-10-19T21:56:09

I wanted my wife Jen on this week but life happened and we are delayed(0:00-3:19). I begin talking about the adopted word “chief”, why I love it, and a local example of one(3:20- 9:48).&nbs...

17. Am I prengant or are we preganant? Limited Outcomes & NFL Bridge Week 5 to 6 from 2019-10-12T16:40:01

I start with tip jars- I'm all for them but I want to be seen putting money in them!  I do. (0:00-4:00) I then segue to the unspoken nuances of early pregnancy- awkwardness around "trying", first t...

16. Always a Groomsman Never a Best Man, Aristotle & NFL Week 4 to Week 5 Bridge from 2019-10-05T13:09:20

I start this episode talking about how we are on the brink of a new decade and reflect more about friend/family dynamics.  I talk about how everyone has a bandwidth when it comes to friendships and...

15. September Insects, Fur Coats, Matt Ryan 700 years ago, and NFL Week 3 to Week 4 Bridge from 2019-09-28T12:38:42

I start the episode discussing the great weather this time of the year but boy do I hate insects(0:00-3:49).  I then share an unexpected commuting delay(3:50-7:34). Beware of the "no offense" discl...

14. Neck Tattoos, Road Rage& NFL Week 2 to Week 3 Bridge from 2019-09-21T14:20:17

I start the episode discussing the direct relationsip between tattoo coverage and craziness.(0:00-3:50) I then segue to the romantacism of Eli Manning and yes he is a clutch hero but not a first ba...

13. 9/11 sucked, Antonio Brown Zone, and Pump the Cleveland Brakes- NFL Week 1 to Week 2 Bridge from 2019-09-14T10:32:05

I start on a somber note discussing the magnitude of 9/11 and how even though I didn't lose loved ones, as I get older, I feel the pain more acutely.  I recount how that day unfolded for me. (1:20-...

12. NFL 2019 Preview Part 2 & Hard Knocks Season Finale Recap from 2019-09-07T14:36:33

The NFL 2019 season is here!  Mitch Trubisky ain't good!  Why are people surprised?(0:00-5:15) NFL high level trends- there is parity.  You should always forecast a handful of playoff turnover(5:15...

11. Guns, White Hoods, and Denial ain't a River from 2019-09-04T15:48:58

Gun control is my single biggest political priority - This episode goes deep on gun violence statistics, common arguments, and ties the promotion of gun to white nationalism and dog whistle racism....

10. Scared to have a Teenage Girl, Hard Knocks Episode 4 recap & NFL preview part 1 from 2019-09-03T20:59:49

I start discussing horror of teenage dressing and how navigating this reality is in the not-so distant future. (0:00-2:57) I then give a recap, LATE, I'm sorry of Hard Knocks Episode 4.  Knock on w...

9. NFL Hard Knocks Episode 3 Recap from 2019-08-26T03:08:19

I’m not a chicken, you’re a turkey commercial(1:21-3:21).  Hard Knocks episode 3 recap(3:22-12:29) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Listen

8. Great White Hope QB Phenomenon & Hard Knocks Episode 2 Recap from 2019-08-19T10:07:20

Some more football- I breakdown a hypothetical trade thrown out by a group text with friends that sparked me to illustrate that at times NFL teams reach for certain white QBs. Mitch Trubisky is pol...

7. NFL Hard Knocks Recap & NFL Hot Takes from 2019-08-13T03:35:01

A lighter listen- I love football and we get excited for the upcoming 2019 season by recapping the season premier of Hard Knocks, and knock out some early hot takes for the NFL season.   My sneaker...

6. Boys to Men, Girls to Women & Maple Syrup from 2019-08-06T03:28:46

Do you ever get frustrated with outdated or stale assumptions by family or friends? - This episode tackles why even as we become men and women, it's hard for people that have known us our whole liv...

5. Guest- Eddie Buckles Former Naval Officer-America- Love it or Try and Fix it! from 2019-07-27T17:24:06

 Do flag protests bother you?  Do the people who complain about the protests bother you?  In this episode we explore America and how the flag is intepreted by our citizens...