Podcasts by The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 550 -- THE GRAND FINALE! from 2023-03-03T17:00

BRAP BRAP! What's going on, Internet? Oh boy, do we have a story -- it's about a nonsense podcast that has run for nearly the length of a full U.S. primary education (with, come to think of it, ...

A Very Special Comedy Button Message: THE END IS NEIGH! from 2023-02-17T07:15

Gadzooks! After more than 11 years of this nonsense horseplay, we're finally putting the ol' button back under the protective glass and pretending to go about our lives as well-respected adults ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 549 from 2023-02-03T17:00

We manage to introduce the show three different times thanks to the dumb Internet turning off. In part 1, Kristin tells us about her new acting career. Then in part 2, after we lose Kristin, we ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 548 from 2023-01-20T17:00

Ryan blows no one's mind with Laff-A-Lympics lore, we learn all about the thin and colorful lines that dumb people put on flags, we do our annual check-in on terrible candy, and we still have th...

The Comedy Button: Episode 547 from 2023-01-06T17:45:44

The Comedy Button presents: A New Year's PSA to clean up your dog's poop. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Comedy Button: Episode 546 from 2022-12-16T17:00

Kristin shares her birthday plans, we learn George Jetson facts, Ryan gets UM ACTUALLY'd, and we learn about all the times Kristin laughed at some dumb stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromle...

The Comedy Button: Episode 545 from 2022-12-02T17:00

We learn about Pilates, revisit some of the worst sounds on this show, share some George Washington facts, reveal our most-desired cartoon injuries, and offer up some parenting advice. Starring ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 544 from 2022-11-18T17:00

Ryan attempts to turn this into an ASMR podcast (with horrifying results), Max has a Tim Dolphin update, Scott loves him some Tay Sway, and we collectively discover the dumbest bears, the worst ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 543 from 2022-11-04T16:00

Kristin tells us about her haunted private school, Max is the new hype man for upcoming YouTube star Tim Dolphin (be sure to stick around after the episode for a brief clip), Ryan is somehow sta...

The Comedy Button: Episode 542 from 2022-10-21T16:00

We bring you up-to-date on stupid candy just in time for Halloween, investigate where all the hotel bibles went, recount the Estevez brothers' many stupid ideas in life, and warmly reminisce abo...

The Comedy Button: Episode 541 from 2022-10-07T16:00

We learn too much about America's Funniest Home Videos, reveal what we would do if we were talking dogs, figure out where the porn gets filmed, debate this year's this year's Halloween costumes,...

The Comedy Button: Episode 540 from 2022-09-16T16:00

We talk about Waterworld more than anyone ever has, Brian nearly kidnaps a child by mistake, we ask too many questions about X-Men bathroom habits, and Kristin tells us about the world's most ho...

The Comedy Button: Episdoe 539 from 2022-09-02T16:00

Kristin goes to Medieval Times and Disneyland, Brian and Max go to Germany, Scott goes to Michigan through a newspaper, and Ryan talks less than he ever has in the history of this show. Starring...

The Comedy Button: Episode 538 from 2022-08-19T16:00

Scott reports on his latest big dumb trip to Michigan, we learn way too much about fancy ice cream coffee desserts, Max holds a problematic film festival for himself, and Ryan discusses the oeuv...

The Comedy Button: Episode 537 from 2022-08-05T16:00

We dunk on Scott since he's not here, and then Brian and Max tell us all about their stupid and terrible San Diego Comic-Con COVID-19 adventure. Three down, two to go! Starring Brian Altano, Rya...

The Comedy Button: Episode 536 from 2022-07-15T16:00

Kristin is the first of us to go on a big COVID adventure, Brian remembers all of New Jersey's weird laws, and we get a bunch of movies with the same title mixed up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott...

The Comedy Button: Episode 535 from 2022-07-01T16:00

The Comedy Button curse strikes Great America! But we don't care, because half of us went on some really dumb vacations, and Brian learned that even homes in haunted swamps are unaffordable. Sta...

The Comedy Button: Episode 534 from 2022-06-17T16:00

Evidently there are thumb truthers who believe that we only have eight fingers, so, that's a thing. Kristin also gets to tell us all about her trip to Spain, but not before Ryan derails the podc...

The Comedy Button: Episode 533 from 2022-06-03T16:00

We talk about all the Stranger Things, remember Paramount's old theme parks, catch up with a very fake Jonathan Taylor Thomas, imagine how many porno pizzas get delivered in New York, and discov...

The Comedy Button: Episode 532 from 2022-05-20T16:00

We find another alternate Ryan Scott, discover Facebook's fake Brian Altano, weigh the use of ROFL in 2022, come up with some fun stuff to do in San Francisco (wrong answers only), and reveal ou...

The Comedy Button: Episode 531 from 2022-05-06T16:00

After a super-serious intro (not really), we rank the best ghost-hunting shows, learn about midwifery, listen to Kristin's pitch for a dating show, and run down some unfortunate college acronyms...

The Comedy Button: Episode 530 from 2022-04-15T16:00

Kristin encounters a public porn-watcher and takes in some drunk Shakespeare, Brian joins the Stein Society, half the cast gets onboard with ad hoc parenting, and we answer a bunch of rapid-fire...

The Comedy Button: Episode 529 from 2022-04-01T16:00

Winamp still whips the llama's ass, the Great Gatsby is still pretty good, Willy Wonka is still very weird, and and Jared Leto still sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 528 from 2022-03-18T16:00

We do some Urban Dictionary deep-dives, celebrate the oeuvre of Nicolas Cage, share some cool tricks to avoid working, and get a visit from the Brain Cops. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max...

The Comedy Button: Episode 527 from 2022-03-04T17:00

Brian cooks the worst meal of his life, Scott melts his jukebox, Kristin owns the world's newest medieval jug, we reveal the secret origin of our podcast's name, and 4-H gets a Comedy Button mak...

The Comedy Button: Episode 526 from 2022-02-18T17:00

We have a spirited discussion about our favorite gas station brands and treats (seriously this is what it's come to), imagine the most effective way to fight Ryan as a bird, give mad props to ou...

The Comedy Button: Episode 525 from 2022-02-04T17:00

We decide what our drug nicknames are, explore the local porn forests, learn that Brian's mom was a hard-boiled party detective, and recount the longest lies we've ever kept up. Starring Brian A...

The Comedy Button: Episode 524 from 2022-01-21T17:00

We examine the carbon footprint of breast implants, have a debate about monkey bread, try to decide which of two crimes are worse, and hear Kristin's best guess at the plot of Superman Returns. ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 523 from 2022-01-07T17:00

We celebrate the happy-so-far new year with some scheduling changes, learn about the time Scott's wife almost killed him, try to imagine what the worst giant animal would be, and discover way to...

The Comedy Button: Episode 522 from 2021-12-31T17:00

The world suddenly makes a lot more sense when you realize there are no actual adults anywhere up in here, especially when it's five nonsense people trying to imagine which Master of Disguise sc...

The Comedy Button: Episode 521 from 2021-12-24T17:00

Kristin had an awesome surprise birthday party, we try to explain NFTs, Max got us a bunch of silly Christmas gifts, and somehow they made like 17 more Home Alone movies that we're just now find...

The Comedy Button: Episode 520 from 2021-12-17T17:00

We imagine an alternate universe where Master P had a popular rap about Final Fantasy, recount how stupid the Death of Superman was, and fondly remember our local teen troublemaking spots. Starr...

The Comedy Button: Episode 519 from 2021-12-10T17:00

There are now so many Marvel movies that we can't remember all of them, so instead of worrying about that malarkey, we try to figure just what the heck a warlock is, and why it's better than a w...

The Comedy Button: Episode 518 from 2021-12-03T17:00

Scott reveals his big surprise to the world, Ryan doesn't know what's in a bugout bag, the Bromley family ran the world's weirdest camgirl show, and -- a little too late -- we discover a hilario...

The Comedy Button: Episode 517 from 2021-11-26T17:00

We're all Dum-Dums in this episode, as we explain Tootsie Pop superstitions, recount the times we were terrible, experience the longest and most convoluted story Kristin has ever told, and remem...

The Comedy Button: Episode 516 from 2021-11-19T17:00

Kristin shares her hair tips, Scott finds the dumbest reason to visit Party City, we wonder why there aren't more good werewolf movies, and we were all probably that one bad friend at some point...

The Comedy Button: Episode 515 from 2021-11-12T17:00

Kristin tries to figure out TikTok, social media believes all kinds of wrong and stupid things about us, our horoscopes are definitely not a bunch of nonsense, and we wish some sweet toys upon o...

The Comedy Button: Episode 514 from 2021-11-05T16:00

Welcome to our dystopian hellscape, where a guy ate at Six Flags on the cheap for seven years, and Max crashed a social influencer's debauched birthday party. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 513 from 2021-10-29T16:00

We have a very strange conversation about Mummies Alive, wonder about horse treats, try to imagine what sorts of 2010s nostalgia we'll be inundated with in 20 years, and debate traveling through...

The Comedy Button: Episode 512 from 2021-10-22T16:00

Yep, it's your favorite movie review podcast, the Comedy Button. After talking about Ghostbusters, we workshop ideas for a footlong chicken nugget, debate hot dog burgers vs. burger hot dogs, an...

The Comedy Button: Episode 511 from 2021-10-15T16:00

For our extra-special and totally well-planned 10th anniversary episode, we gave Brian and Scott the night off so we could shame some truly terrible parents, make a list of our favorite overhype...

The Comedy Button: Episode 510 from 2021-10-08T16:00

We say way too many words about Pokemon, have our annual monster cereal discussion, divulge everything we know about memes, and guess what Dune is about. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ry...

The Comedy Button: Episode 509 from 2021-10-01T16:00

Jared Petty returns to tell us why having a breakthrough case of COVID-19 really sucks and also explain why his stairs collapsed, and then we delve into the wild west of the early Internet. Star...

The Comedy Button: Episode 508 from 2021-09-24T16:00

Jared Petty is here to tell us about his new place, shed a tear for his favorite tree, and talk about all kinds of dumb comics and tabletop games and terrible technology. Starring Brian Altano, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 507 from 2021-09-17T16:00

Scott's latest boring white people vacation was at a weird haunted hotel, we discover that there are Yelp reviews of websites, we remember the times we got suckered by targeted ads, and Ryan ima...

The Comedy Button: Episode 506 from 2021-09-10T16:00

Kristin tells us about her Hawaiian vacation, we dig deep on Charles Entertainment Cheese, and everyone reveals how they would break up with Ryan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scot...

The Comedy Button: Episode 505 from 2021-09-03T16:00

We discuss the oeuvre of Jenna Jameson, discover that we are all Garfield, try to figure out what Miracle Whip is, and figure out what Ryan's stupid quest would be if he were Indiana Jones. Star...

The Comedy Button: Episode 504 from 2021-08-27T16:00

In this very stupid episode, we make a Dungeons & Dragons alignment chart for fast food restaurants. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Comedy Button: Episode 503 from 2021-08-20T16:00

Max tells us about the weirdos he went to art school with, Kristin destroys her academic bell curve, and Brian recounts some house party fights. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 502 from 2021-08-13T16:00

The Internet's #1 podcast for The Suicide Squad, boomerang shapes, jury duty tips, and Love Island theorycrafting. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Comedy Button: Episode 501 from 2021-08-06T16:00

We recount the secret history of the Predator, relive our memories of Blockbuster Video, share our favorite bad smells, read Amazon reviews of other people's favorite bad smells, and get taken o...

The Comedy Button: Episode 500 from 2021-07-30T16:00

Wow, we've been making this nonsense for 500 episodes now! Our old pal Anthony Gallegos is back to help us celebrate, and also to school us on the art of motorcycle maintenance, provide an updat...

The Comedy Button: Episode 499 from 2021-07-23T16:00

Max pawns his cat off on some suckers, Brian reinforces this decision with cat horror stories aplenty, we wonder what our ideal jobs in space might be, and we imagine what a Comedy Button Freaky...

The Comedy Button: Episode 498 from 2021-07-16T16:00

We ponder the Moana Lisa, Kristin confesses to her crimes, Scott tells his weird puke stories, we decide on the most stackable animals, and Max gets himself some Wolverine ice cream. Starring Br...

The Comedy Button: Episode 497 from 2021-07-09T16:00

Sorry, everybody -- we made Ryan host again. Scott explains why he has no free time anymore, Brian learns how to smoke meat from flat-earthers, and we learn more about everybody's dorky high sch...

The Comedy Button: Episode 496 from 2021-07-02T16:00

It's the latest episode of the Comedy Button, the Internet's #1 fine art and movie podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Comedy Button: Episode 495 from 2021-06-25T16:00

Settle in with us as we finally get some real pizza whistles and swazzle stars, and Scott tells us his wild and crazy Michigan tales about the fireworks factory and the world's stupidest pizza p...

The Comedy Button: Episode 494 from 2021-06-18T16:00

Wrestling and comic books are all pretty dumb, cell phones make horror movies way less scary, Ryan has no idea what people do at bars, and we decide whether we would take drugs to find ghosts. S...

The Comedy Button: Episode 493 from 2021-06-11T16:00

We learn that private schools even have ritzy bullies, Ryan tells us about all the coins he's hoarding for the boatman, Max books a sewer tour, and we come up with some terrible toy ideas. Starr...

The Comedy Button: Episode 492 from 2021-06-04T16:00

We have a good old-fashioned debate about how bad the Lord of the Rings movies are, offer up some terrible ideas about all the stupidest food, and have a few close brushes with some Lovecraftian...

The Comedy Button: Episode 491 from 2021-05-28T16:00

We do our annual check-in on monster cereal, Ryan returns to Benihana at long last, and we realize we're into a bunch of boring adult stuff now. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott,...

The Comedy Button: Episode 490 from 2021-05-21T16:00

Welcome to the Comedy Button, your #1 source for mummy lore, mummy facts, and other mummy-related stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Comedy Button: Episode 489 from 2021-05-14T16:00

It turns out you really CAN forget how to ride a bike, we don't know much about throwing balls around, bad horror movies are good horror movies, and we spend even more time babbling about hot do...

The Comedy Button: Episode 488 from 2021-05-07T16:00

We vote on the world's most official best donuts list, identify the celebrities that definitely eat leftovers, and figure out what kinds of enchanted objects we would be. Starring Brian Altano, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 487 from 2021-04-30T16:00

Seth Macy returns to tell us about the old new Maine news, the new new Maine news, all the cool teen snacks of 20xx, downloading shareware games from the local BBS, and his favorite Hackers auto...

The Comedy Button: Episode 486 from 2021-04-23T16:00

We ring in poopin' season with some talk about the James Bonds, Max finds his stud finder (or did the stud finder find him?), we recount some dumb school assembly meetings, and we get some dirt ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 485 from 2021-04-16T16:00

Kristin tells us about the Godzilla MonsterVerse, and then we learn the difference between tunnels and chunnels, and reminisce about the before times. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 484 from 2021-04-09T16:00

Ryan schools everybody on the best techno music, we try to rank the worst U.S. Presidents, Max tells us all about getting peed on by his infant, and we discuss that tried and true topic: porn on...

The Comedy Button: Episode 483 from 2021-04-02T16:00

We're learning about the birds and the bees week, cuz Max is a BABBY DADDY! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Comedy Button: Episode 482 from 2021-03-26T16:00

It's time to eat some X-rated pizza, talk about TV shows we love that will be regarded as old people stuff in several years, recall our biggest high school scandals, and do some public intoxicat...

The Comedy Button: Episode 481 from 2021-03-19T16:00

In an episode that is definitely kinda messed up because our podcasting platform's redesign unexpectedly broke our audio (sorry about that), Ryan has more fun with stupid sound effects, Brian te...

The Comedy Button: Episode 480 from 2021-03-12T17:00

Our recording software's new version sucks (except for the new sound board that Ryan's been tormenting everyone with), Scott had an encounter with some weird-ass beachgoers, Kristin explains Die...

The Comedy Button: Episode 479 from 2021-03-05T17:00

Scott finds Ryan's old coffee stains, we reveal our dream casting for the Macho Man biopic, Medieval Times is apparently dealing with the pandemic rather well, and Brian's kid gets some life coa...

The Comedy Button: Episode 478 from 2021-02-26T17:00

Jared Petty joins us to talk about life on the farm (and the cultural paradox that is North Carolina), Kristin reveals her least-favorite part of the show, and we all tell some crazy neighbor st...

The Comedy Button: Episode 477 from 2021-02-19T17:00

We had a happy Saturday recording day to tell you all about the mile high club (not that one you sick sex pervert), throw down with an east coast vs. west coast debate, accidentally touch all th...

The Comedy Button: Episode 476 from 2021-02-12T17:00

Guest host Laura Kate Dale wrote an entire book about video game butts, so of course we need to talk all about it! Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with s...

The Comedy Button: Episode 475 from 2021-02-05T17:00

Scott's busy moving, Brian loves a good baseball bat of meat, Max wants a treadmill desk, Ryan never wants to board a cruise ship, and Kristin has the world's weirdest family tree. Starring Bria...

The Comedy Button: Episode 474 from 2021-01-29T17:00

Kristin gets a dog, we remember the most inappropriate things we've worn at work, the Ford Bronco is uncanceled, and we learn where to take Ryan on a date. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 473 from 2021-01-22T17:00

We talk about the world's weirdest robot movie, the most trivial things that made us cry, our personal showering policies, and how we got all these scars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, R...

The Comedy Button: Episode 472 from 2021-01-15T17:00

What a stupid year 2021 already is! Let's forget about all that for a few minutes and talk about Brian's Costco check-out etiquette, Max's unexpectedly deep knowledge of Babar lore, the worst pl...

The Comedy Button: Episode 471 from 2021-01-08T17:00

We start 2021 off with a bang by clearing the air about some of our dumb and bad D&D ideas, learning about Oklahoma's official state drink, and provide some pro tips for all you young whippersna...

The Comedy Button: Episode 470 -- The D&D Adventure from 2021-01-01T17:00

It's off to the haunted windmill in this fourth and final (for now) episode of the Comedy Button's Dungeons & Dragons campaign. The party loots some gross cinnamon buns, breaks everything, makes...

The Comedy Button: Episode 469 -- The D&D Adventure from 2020-12-25T17:00

In this third episode of our epic Dungeons & Dragons campaign, Brian takes some time out for a little Dungeons & DoorDash, the party tries to pull the ol' wagon inspector trick on some fantasy N...

The Comedy Button: Episode 468 -- The D&D Adventure from 2020-12-18T17:00

In the second episode of our four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, our motley crew takes a break from their indecisiveness to harass some townies and graphically loot corpses. They are truly t...

The Comedy Button: Episode 467 -- The D&D Adventure from 2020-12-11T17:00

Hail and well-met, or something! In the first of a four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, three malcontent travelers from what may as well be a random character creator enter the mists with the...

The Comedy Button: Episode 466 from 2020-12-04T17:00

We have some video oopsies, Brian and Max declare war on pie, Brendan Fraser leaves and comes back again, we have some audio oopsies, people tell us all about the houses where the 'nog gets film...

The Comedy Button: Episode 465 from 2020-11-27T17:00

Join us as we delve into the town pervert's 'nog stash, marvel at all of Panera's stupid terrible bread, weigh the pros and cons of Costco's private jet rental service, and remember all the bad ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 464 from 2020-11-20T17:00

We resurrect Heathcliff from the dead, celebrate the unintentional comedy of Baywatch, try to figure out a movie worth renting out an entire theater for, name all the dumbest allergies, and enga...

The Comedy Button: Episode 463 from 2020-11-13T17:00

A heartfelt congratulations to the Denver Broncos for the big electoral win, Jenn and Max Scoville for getting pregnant during the apocalypse, and all those people who are knee-deep in their mid...

The Comedy Button: Episode 462 from 2020-11-06T17:00

The Denver Broncos sweep 2020 in a surprise election landslide, we try to remember all of our stupidest injuries, Scott talks us through his sweet dance moves, and we all imagine winding up at D...

The Comedy Button: Episode 461 from 2020-10-30T16:00

In our 2020 Halloween spook-tacular, Kristin tells terrifying tales of trick-or-treating in Bel Air, Max courts catastrophe by consuming corpse-flavored Skittles, and Ryan concocts chills by don...

The Comedy Button: Episode 460 from 2020-10-23T16:00

Welcome to our ninth birthday skeleton spectacular, where we introduce Tom Bombadil the shock jock, unveil the world's stupidest sound board, recount warm fuzzies from our listeners, and figure ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 459 from 2020-10-16T16:00

Brian tethers in from his phone to help us recite all the definitions of a Rat King, learn all the fun facts about Donatello, vote on the sexiest fast food mascots, try to forget all the most us...

The Comedy Button: Episode 458 from 2020-10-09T16:00

Guest host Zach Ryan fills in to help us examine the weird logistics of moving during a pandemic, determine what an a-hole looks like, (masterfully) debate just how hands-off we would be willing...

The Comedy Button: Episode 457 from 2020-10-02T16:00

It's a week of bad legs, bad dates, bad action figures, bad anime superpowers, and a little bit of good advice. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De...

The Comedy Button: Episode 456 from 2020-09-25T16:00

We briefly turn into a video game podcast before getting down in the dirt with patio pounders, Monster Jam, the stupidest things we'd theoretically buy, and the worst McDonald's menu item pitche...

The Comedy Button: Episode 455 from 2020-09-18T16:00

Our pal Jack DeVries joins in to give us an update on how his 2020 is going, we concept some bad Machinima TV, Scott has a very bad technology day before our ears, and we wrap up by talking abou...

The Comedy Button: Episode 454 from 2020-09-11T16:00

We go down the weirdest Winnie the Pooh philosophical rabbit hole, discuss Ryan's funeral wishes (don't worry -- he hasn't accidentally slipped on any banana peels yet), give you the lowdown on ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 453 from 2020-09-04T16:00

We try to find out what pets are allowed in prison, discuss the oeuvre of Harvey Keitel's junk, and ponder becoming some real shady Christmas tree farmers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 452 from 2020-08-28T16:00

It's a question we've all had during our lives: Collectively speaking, which Hogwarts house would the Comedy Button belong to? This week, at Kristin's insistence, we take the Harry Potter Sortin...

The Comedy Button: Episode 451 from 2020-08-21T16:00

We debate the true meaning of the idiotic half-meme we created in last week's episode, dunk on Steve Bannon, go through the whole California disaster checklist, and pontificate on roller coaster...

The Comedy Button: Episode 450 from 2020-08-14T16:00

Happy 450th episode to us! To celebrate, Kristin tells us about a really awkward class trip to Europe, we give a chin-stroking review of all the celebrities on Cameo, and -- since we won't be vi...

The Comedy Button: Episode 449 from 2020-08-07T16:00

Buckle in for some spooky tales of haunted catacomb tours and serial killers, then listen to a bunch of thirty-somethings try to figure out PAW Patrol, explain what ska is, and determine what so...

The Comedy Button: Episode 448 from 2020-07-31T16:00

Join us as we peek into some very weird new corners of Pornhub, get hyped for the new roaring '20s, and recall all those signature family holiday dishes that we hate. Starring Brian Altano, Scot...

The Comedy Button: Episode 447 from 2020-07-24T16:00

Somehow-first-time host Scott Bromley delivers the most reductive show intro we've ever done, we try to build the perfect Frankenstein's monster out of the Comedy Button cast, all the worst (and...

The Comedy Button: Episode 446 from 2020-07-17T16:00

Kristin hung out with James Marsden at GameStop, Steven Seagal is one weird dude, and we somehow have a second conversation about Coyote Ugly in the span of a month. Starring Brian Altano, Scott...

The Comedy Button: Episode 445 from 2020-07-10T16:00

We ponder the inevitable future TikTok presidency, discover Schrodinger's Representation, remember how warped sex education and anti-drug PSAs got during the '80s, and deliver some of the most a...

The Comedy Button: Episode 444 from 2020-07-03T16:00

We get to hear Kristin's first impressions of us, vote on the most bangable U.S. President, and recall the time that Big Bird almost exploded. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, M...

The Comedy Button: Episode 443 from 2020-06-26T16:00

We welcome our new regular co-host Kristin Van De Yar, who immediately proceeds to upset our dumb centaur-drawn apple cart with some tips on the finer points of pandemic hair care, ideas on the ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 442 from 2020-06-19T16:00

What is charisma? And, more importantly, does Porky Pig have it? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current...

The Comedy Button: Episode 441 from 2020-06-12T16:00

We catch up on what Gamer Grub has been up to for the past seven years, learn about a real weird cream soda recipe, and read Amazon reviews of DIY sex toys. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley,...

The Comedy Button: Episode 440 from 2020-06-05T16:00

We try to make sense of our stupid world, and everything that's going wrong in it right now. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Find out how to help here:...

The Comedy Button: Episode 439 from 2020-05-29T16:00

Our pal Mike Drucker joins us to have a lively discussion about Steven Spielberg's AI, tell us about what it's like to write for Samantha Bee, and take bets on which Comedy Button host will be t...

The Comedy Button: Episode 438 from 2020-05-22T16:00

Ryan reads fan-requested Urban Dictionary definitions, then we recall our worst car rides and then sail away on a perfect peanut butter boat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, an...

The Comedy Button: Episode 437 from 2020-05-15T16:00

In the middle of the world's worst ongoing staycation, we imagine what it would like be cooped up with Glenn Danzig, design characters for Cereal: The Fighting Game, and get to the bottom of the...

The Comedy Button: Episode 436 from 2020-05-08T16:00

Ryan celebrated his 40th birthday trapped at home with Joe Bob Briggs, Scott is really addicted to Animal Crossing, and we've all developed some increasingly terrible diets. Starring Brian Altan...

The Comedy Button: Episode 435 from 2020-05-01T16:00

Scott's gall bladder is real fussy, we're all getting a lot more time than we bargained for with our significant others, and we've found that pandemic hygiene habits can be very... shall we say ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 434 from 2020-04-24T16:00

Ryan drinks some real clean soda, Brian is a secret disaster prep expert, our fans demand to know the origin story of Ryan's wizard couch, and we try to imagine what there will be to look forwar...

The Comedy Button: Episode 433 from 2020-04-17T16:00

We hang out with our friends (remotely), catch up on all the weird TV, try to figure out what Boris Johnson looks like, panic about our eating habits, and figure out what the most ideal shower f...

The Comedy Button: Episode 432 from 2020-04-10T16:00

We still don't know how to record a podcast, everything is still canceled, Wild Wild West still sucks, people still drive like idiots when no one is on the road, and Ryan still eats like a child...

The Comedy Button: Episode 431 from 2020-04-03T16:00

We learn about the world's weirdest workout routine, imagine our perfect hairstyles, discuss Ryan's childhood hard-boiled egg obsession, and resurrect all those dumb hoverboard rumors from the '...

The Comedy Button: Episode 430 from 2020-03-27T16:00

It turns out that the world is such a disaster, we've had to record our show remotely for the first (and definitely not last) time. Come join us as we gather together through our computer screen...

The Comedy Button: Episode 429 from 2020-03-20T16:00

IT'S THE COVID-19 HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!!!! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

The Comedy Button: Episode 428 from 2020-03-13T16:00

Scott, Max, and Brian joined by special guest Ryan Scott, who discusses his plans to travel back in time and invent Snapchat and bet on the Super Bowl (even though he doesn't know how either of ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 427 from 2020-03-06T17:00

Scott, Max, and Brian get day drunk to discuss their deepest insecurities, like getting naked in front of other people and how they'll never be able to do sweet skateboard or BMX tricks. Starrin...

The Comedy Button: Episode 426 from 2020-02-28T17:00

Ryan is out, and we had Discord write the show for us, so you know it's gonna be a good time for all the rowdy pigs in the house! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

The Comedy Button: Episode 425 from 2020-02-21T17:00

Local substitute teacher Jared Petty sits in for Ryan once again, to reveal the truth about George Washington's wooden teeth, tell stories about weird Japanese restaurants, and help us figure ou...

The Comedy Button: Episode 424 from 2020-02-14T17:00

Ryan is back to share his Top 10 Police Academy movie list, discuss his nonexistent exercise habits, and demonstrate his strength by breaking Scott's thumb on-air. Starring Brian Altano, Scott B...

The Comedy Button: Episode 423 from 2020-02-07T17:00

Jared Petty is here to offer his best NPR host impression, talk about how babby is formed, help us with our new foray into procedurally generated ASMR, and discuss old Sierra adventure games wit...

The Comedy Button: Episode 422 from 2020-01-31T17:00

We debate what foods we'd force each other to give up, guess what all the different horse parts are called, play an impromptu game of "Which Mortal Kombat Character Would you Marry?" and come up...

The Comedy Button: Episode 421 from 2020-01-24T17:00

Scott injured his ball (again), he loves disgusting Jelly Belly flavors, and he's a real stinky boy. We don't know why we keep putting up with him! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 420 from 2020-01-17T17:00

Max shares his disgusting fondness for gross anchovies on pizza like a sick dirty man, we all try to remember the last time we ate a frozen TV dinner, and Scott goes just a little bit overboard ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 419 from 2020-01-10T17:00

Journey with us whiz in the world's most hilariously-named lake, check out some front butts, and cool off with a refreshing trenta cinnamon water with extra whip. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Br...

The Comedy Button: Episode 418 from 2020-01-03T17:00

To ring in the new year, we eat packaged Japanese fish that tastes like pizza, and discover when we first knew we were idiots. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville....

The Comedy Button: Episode 417 from 2019-12-27T17:00

Celebrate the end of the year with a bowl of liquor from our favorite weird bar, enjoy our new show "Will Ryan's Dog Eat More Things Than Ryan?" and learn some true facts about astronauts. Starr...

The Comedy Button: Episode 416 from 2019-12-20T17:00

The interminable year known as "2019" is finally coming to an end, and Max and Brian are drunk in an abandoned conference room at work to tell you about cookie exchanges, getting fat for the hol...

The Comedy Button: Episode 415 from 2019-12-13T17:00

It's animal week on the Comedy Button: Brian made his family get a Christmas goose, horses wearing flippers are making the Internet great again, and Animorphs can move the heck over to make room...

The Comedy Button: Episode 414 from 2019-12-06T17:00

Good news, everyone: 10 years in, we're still the #1 show, in all categories, everywhere. Well, except that Scott's gone and made a TV show, so that may be what finally knocks us down to #2 in t...

The Comedy Button: Episode 413 from 2019-11-29T17:00

It's a Thanksgiving miracle with the Comedy Button! This week, we talk about the worst food we've ever eaten, and all sorts of other goofs, guffaws, and hijinks that will drown out the sounds of...

The Comedy Button: Episode 412 from 2019-11-22T17:00

Jack DeVries is back once again, and we've all had several wine spritzers. We discuss what our spirit fast food restaurants are, the most embarrassing clothes we wore in middle school, our self-...

The Comedy Button: Episode 411 from 2019-11-15T17:00

Jack DeVries joins us to discuss the X-Men, the 1997 Kevin Kline film "In and Out," who Kevin Kline is married to in real life, WikiFeet, the WikiFeet gift shop, and our favorite hard AND soft d...

The Comedy Button: Episode 410 from 2019-11-08T17:00

This week, we're joined by legendary chatterbox and walking almanac Jared Petty, so in lieu of asking him questions, we're just feeding him listener-submitted keywords and seeing what trivia, an...

The Comedy Button: Episode 409 from 2019-11-01T16:00

On this very special Halloween episode, Jared Petty joins us to talk about our favorite Halloween candy, Easter candy, Christmas candy, perennial non-denominational candy, and delight in our spo...

The Comedy Button: Episode 408 from 2019-10-25T16:00

Brian has a wardrobe malfunction at a video game event, Max debates the merits of owning chickens, and Ryan is bad at Twitch. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

The Comedy Button: Episode 407 from 2019-10-18T16:00

It's just Max and Scott this week, so they imagine what they would have changed about their early 20s, and debate whether it would be better to eat chocolate-flavored poo or vice versa. Yeah, we...

The Comedy Button: Episode 406 from 2019-10-11T16:00

Scott's better half, Stacey, joins us for the first time ever. What more could you ask for?! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Stacey Bromley...

The Comedy Button: Episode 405 from 2019-10-04T16:00

Happy October! This week, we discover that Sunnyvale's former Toys R Us is now a Spirit store, and Geoffrey the Giraffe and his entire family are all dead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 404 from 2019-09-27T16:00

We figure out the worst way to spend $1600, remember America's first Thanksgiving starring Mark Twain and Benjamin Franklin, and pitch Ryan on romantic dates with the rest of the cast. Starring ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 403 from 2019-09-20T16:00

We're joined once again by those foul-mouthed ladies, Kristin Van De Yar and Jenn Scoville. In addition to a rousing debate about hot air balloon etiquette and a fun game show in which we try to...

The Comedy Button: Episode 402 from 2019-09-13T16:00

Max and Brian went to a German zoo, and Max ripped a real hooter of a fart in the monkey-house, scaring all the primates. Meanwhile, Jenn has a great idea for a western movie, and Kristin reveal...

The Comedy Button: Episode 401 from 2019-09-06T16:00

Anthony joins us once again to discuss pooping at work, then we dare Ryan to drink horrible sodas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 400 from 2019-08-30T16:00

Our pal Anthony Gallegos is back to celebrate our 400th episode spectacular, and we've got a lot of catching up to do about exactly how many animals he lives with these days. Starring Brian Alta...

The Comedy Button: Episode 399 from 2019-08-23T16:00

Guten tag! Hallo und willkommen auf der Comedy-Schaltflache! We sure hope Google Translate got that right. It's the Comedy Button, all the way from Cologne, Germany -- where Brian and Max are of...

The Comedy Button: Episode 398 from 2019-08-16T16:00

Special guests Brandon Hunt and Eric Sapp join us to talk about their new project, HVYSTRK, and discuss "content" creation, growing up on the Internet, memes, Evangelion, Midsommar, and Tubgirl,...

The Comedy Button: Episode 397 from 2019-08-09T16:00

We ponder the Cheeto chicken sammich, recall the craziest things we've seen at San Diego Comic-Con, and solve the unsolved mysteries of the macabre. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max...

The Comedy Button: Episode 396 from 2019-08-02T16:00

We debate the merits of Where's Waldo, animal dildos, and whether we'd rather have all food look or taste like chicken fingers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville...

The Comedy Button: Episode 395 from 2019-07-26T16:00

Does Ryan work from home naked? Does Batman really smell during the holidays? Did Brian's trip to the zoo with his daughter wind up as stupid as the time when he went with the rest of us? Starri...

The Comedy Button: Episode 394 from 2019-07-19T16:00

We sure miss the good old day of video game journalism and porn stars. Oh, and Max went to Hawaii. Insert joke here about getting lei'd, or something! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 393 from 2019-07-12T16:00

Buckle up for a little something we call Max and Brian's Excellent Florida Alligator Adventure! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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