Podcasts by The Dan Brown Code
Forrest and Lina have a love/hate relationship with Dan Brown's books, and they'd like to tell you all about it. Join The Dan Brown Code for a brutally honest journey through the best-selling author's canon
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The Lost Symbol, Pt. 2 (Chapters 9-20) from 2020-04-01T07:15:56
Gone is Hot Girl Summer, and here to stay is Monk Girl Fall. In this rerecording of a Lost Episode of the Lost Symbol pick up just as things are getting exciting. In this section, Robert Langdon me...
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The Lost Symbol, Pt. 1 (Chapters 1-20) from 2020-02-15T21:24:32
CW: Transphobia and racial slurs
It’s summertime* let’s party**!!! Gone is the curse of Digital Fortress. In this episode, Forrest and Lina jump into The Lost Symbol. This book has everyth...
Disclosure (The Motion Picture) from 2019-12-22T11:37:20
CW: Sexual assault, workplace sexual violence.
This upload goes out to @chrisispoopin, an angel who deserves the return of his *favorite* podcast. In this episode, Forrest and Lina discus...
Digital Fortress, Pt. 6 (Chapters 106-Epilogue) from 2019-05-15T02:41:47
After yet another instance of technical sabotage from the NSA, who will stop at nothing to prevent us from revealing their secrets. Forrest and Lina return to the inescapable purgatory that is Digi...
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Minisode: Don't Lose My Number from 2019-04-21T22:36:34
By absolutely no demand, here is a mini episode in which Forrest and Lina watch the very bizarre and very cinephilic music video for “Don’t Lose My Number” by Phil Collins. The last episode of Digi...
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Digital Fortress, Pt. 5.5 (Chapters 91-105) from 2019-03-04T05:15:42
In this episode, Forrest and Lina get back to the action in Chapters 91-105 of The Book That Never Ends. Things are moving quickly, like how a person is technically moving quickly whey they’re fran...
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Digital Fortress, Pt. 5 (Chapters 81-90) from 2019-01-17T02:59:37
Remember when we said the last episode was delayed? Lol. While the intro says that this is Chapters 81-100, Forrest and Lina have had mercy on you and cut it in half. Strathmore is caught in his ow...
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Digital Fortress, Pt. 4 (Chapters 61-80) from 2018-11-29T20:50:27
Lina is in ~*~Law School Finals~*~ so this episode is very much delayed, but in her defense Dan Brown doesn’t pay her bills (yet ;) ). In this episode, Forrest and Lina parachute down into Chapters...
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Digital Fortress, Pt. 3 (Chapters 41-60 from 2018-10-17T05:53:35
In this episode, Forrest and Lina strap into Chapters 41-60 of Digital Fortress. This section is much like a carnival ride in that it’s grotesque, it’s shoddily constructed, and while it may have s...
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Digital Fortress, Pt. 2 (Chapter 21-40) from 2018-09-19T00:44:54
In this episode, Forrest and Lina get back to the action in Chapters 21-40 of Digital Fortress. Dan Brown has finished his heavy exposition dump, and we made the mistake of walking into the bathroo...
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Digital Fortress, Pt. 1 (Chapters 1-20) from 2018-09-04T00:42:42
In this episode, Forrest and Lina bust into Digital Fortress, Dan Brown’s first experiment in putting a lot of sentences together in a row. The latent Mary Sue misogyny is wilding, but the plot so ...
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The Da Vinci Code (The Motion Picture) from 2018-08-08T03:52:46
This week (or more like last week because I was a full week late) Forrest and Lina watch the Major Motion Picture, The Da Vinci Code, directed by Ron Howard and starring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou...
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The Da Vinci Code, Pt. 5 (Chapters 81-Epilogue) from 2018-07-18T02:37:41
In this episode, Forrest and Lina are finally free from the tyranny of the best-selling novel of all time as the plot is (disappointingly) revealed and then quickly wrapped up. Robert Langdon gets ...
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The Da Vinci Code, Pt. 4 (Chapters 61-80) from 2018-07-04T00:01:21
In this penultimate dive into the best-selling novel of all time (again, wow), Forrest and Lina read chapters 61-80 of The Da Vinci Code. Robert Langdon has gone full red string-on-cork board banan...
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The Da Vinci Code, Pt. 3 (Chapters 41-60) from 2018-06-21T05:40:08
This week, Forrest and Lina read chapters 41-60 of the Da Vinci Code. After just about half of the book, we’re finally getting to the meat of the plot, and by meat we mean lies upon lies upon conje...
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The Da Vinci Code Pt. 2 (Chapters 21-40) from 2018-06-07T00:36:10
In this hot mess of a podcast, Forrest and Lina delve into Chapters 21-40 of the best selling novel of all time (!!!). Robert and Vitt-- I mean, Sophie are on a mad dash through the seedier parts o...
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The Da Vinci Code Pt. 1 (Chapters 1-20) from 2018-05-22T22:54:57
After much anticipation, Forrest and Lina dive into the bestselling book of all time (maybe), The Da Vinci Code. Robert Langdon is whisked away on yet another symbol-based crime adventure with a pl...
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Angels and Demons (The Motion Picture) from 2018-05-09T00:47:02
This episode, Lina and Forrest unpack the Major Motion Picture, Angels and Demons (starring the inimitable Thomas Hanks). Some movies are so bad they're good; this is not the case with Angels and D...
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Angels and Demons Pt. 7 (Chapters 121-136) from 2018-04-25T04:14:48
At long last, Angels and Demons comes to a painful close. Robert Langdon can finally tell us if it hurt when he fell from heaven, the Hassassin has his claim to the title of "Drama Queen" challenge...
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Angels and Demons Pt. 6 (Chapters 101-120) from 2018-04-11T05:09:52
CW for this episode: Sexual Violence, Ableism
This week, Forrest and Lina read chapters 101-120 of Angels and Demons. Robert Langdon is on his own now, and is the definition of failing up...
Angels and Demons Pt. 5 (Chapters 81-100) from 2018-03-28T01:28:41
CW for this episode: Sexual Violence
This week, Forrest and Lina read chapters 81-100 of Angels and Demons. We’re still in a race against the clock, as our heroes zip through rome to save...
Angels and Demons Pt. 4 (Chapters 61-80) from 2018-03-13T17:29:19
This week, Forrest and Lina read chapters 61-80 of Angels and Demons. The book has gotten very fast-paced, very fun, and very, very gross. Vittoria and Robert manage to flirt in front of corpses, a...
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Angels and Demons Pt. 3 (Chapters 41-60) from 2018-03-01T01:35:41
This week, Forrest and Lina read chapters 41-60 of Angels and Demons. This time, we're treated to some heart-stopping actions scenes in... a glorified library. As our heroes flirt in thinning oxyge...
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Angels and Demons Pt. 2 (Chapters 21-40) from 2018-02-14T04:05:38
This week, Forrest and Lina read chapters 21-40 of Angels and Demons. We're whisked away on a whirlwind trip to the Vatican, where more symbol-based crime and plenty of suspicious clergymen await. ...
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Angels and Demons Pt. 1 (Chapters 1-20) from 2018-01-31T02:25:46
This week, Forrest and Lina read chapters 1-20 of Angels and Demons we meet our hero, the erudite, hyper-relatable, approachably sexy Robert Langdon, who happens to be the dumbest Harvard professor...
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