Podcasts by The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Kathleen & The Haunted Beaver from 2023-08-02T02:07:05

Capitalist regimes & communism. What do Buddhists contemplate? Ripped Jesus. Fixing cars in the cold means you’re poor. Sean moves slightly up. How much does this gig pay? The Creep Stampede. B...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Selling (Fort Saskatchewan) Sunset from 2023-07-19T04:31:09

It’s been a minute, but we’re back in the podcast saddle! Sean and Kathleen crap on realtors and life coaches. Watching people look at the house you’re trying to sell sucks, but judging other peopl...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Well Planned Out Fake Fun from 2022-09-12T00:28:08

Rush hour rage. Shanty towns. Sex in cars. Kathleen takes a right turn. Advice from Stephen Harper’s wife. Fun times in the nation’s capital. Lap dances to long songs. Sometimes the service is too ...

Dead Baby Bear x The HUNKS podcast from 2022-08-26T20:37:43

It's a live podcast recording from the Grindstone Comedy Festival in Edmonton with the hosts of Dead Baby Bear Podcast, Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber!

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The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Instapothead from 2021-05-24T21:03:10

Sean makes it controversial right off the hop. Canadian accents & family recipes. What do you do when your dog gets ugly? Mercy killings. Italian pigeons. Good personalities. Sean doesn’t take ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: New Neighbours from 2021-05-13T21:19:53

Suck dick, drink light beer, learn to play the piano. Average looking guys are the best. Starbucks isn’t difficult. Something smells. Nazi flags. Racist or fan of the Dukes of Hazzard? Sean brings ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Screw the Rich from 2021-05-05T18:01

The podcast starts with an intro! Doing a musician’s taxes. Sean starts to come around on Zoom comedy shows. A sad game of The Sims. Facebook sucks, except for spying on your enemies. Sean’s former...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Depression is Freedom from 2021-04-21T20:54

Boxed wine is like milking a wine cow. Connor McDavid sighting at the dog park. The world would be boring without America. The most honest man in the world. Sponsored segments. What would we do wit...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Surrounding One Fern from 2021-04-15T02:20

People are starting to snap. What can I get started for you? Sean sent a taxi to pick up his could — what could go wrong? The mid-life crisis sneaks up on you. RRSP Match.com. The best part of havi...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Dicks I’ve Seen from 2021-04-08T17:04

Does seeing a guy’s face in porn ruin it for you? Kathleen thinks Sean should try watching female POV porn. Women don’t all want big dicks, do they? What’s with male gynecologists? The comedy docto...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Heaven and Hell from 2021-03-30T20:10

Starting a comedy club is a bad idea. “Don’t worry, the sheets are clean.” That guy is so nice, he would golf with Hitler. Woody Allen is gross but some perverts are hilarious. Fishing is a bigger ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: The Windy, Outdoor Edition from 2021-03-23T20:40

The bears are safely face-to-face again, but it was a windy day and the dogs were barking. Training new people at a job where you don't do much. Huffing nickel. Kathleen once ate four steak dinners...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Accidental Mini Episode from 2021-03-17T01:18

If I had a gun right now, I’d shoot you. Prophetic teachers. Kathleen is an ex-barista! Renting the libs. Creeping the Facebook profiles of criminals. Aliens are going to be disappointed by us. Wha...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: The Baboon Heart from 2021-03-05T01:29

Skip The Dishes but for escorts. I’m not anti-anything, I’m pro-something! Father’s Bidet. The Baboon Heart. HotOrNot.com. There’s nothing like a fresh nugget. Kathleen is sick of masks & Sean ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: The Strawberry Jam Years from 2021-02-25T01:45

“I’m still nuts, but whatever.” Suicide cards. Kathleen kind of lost her engagement ring. Screw people with too much money. Masks are face slavery! Broke road trips. The worst documentary ever. Mor...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Episode 69! from 2021-02-18T01:12

It’s episode 69!!! It’s actually only 66, but don’t tell Sean & Kathleen. It’s better when you can’t taste the weed. The pandemic has meant less expensive nights out. All we do is complain abou...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: A Very Special Episode from 2021-02-12T01:43

Kathleen deactivates Facebook. It’s too cold and life is depressing. Sean is a bad employee looking for work. Gorilla glue. Anti-double masking. Stand-up comedy is in trouble, so we are going to be...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: MAGA-uffaws from 2021-02-04T01:46

Kathleen is at her COVID breaking point. Sean is writing a sitcom about a long-term care facility turning woke. The “little guy” always loses. Why do people have money they don’t use? MAGA-uffaws: ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Goliath, David and then Us from 2021-01-29T02:51

Old people talk a lot about dying. Rich people are gross. Anti-mask protests vs. anti-bra protests. Male nipples have no value. Everything is a recycled joke. Online comedy shows. Sean is starting ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Dreams Are Expensive from 2021-01-21T02:56

Sean wants to be a garbage man or work at Tim Hortons, but needs character references. Mic technique. Mike Bullard, Tom Green and the dead raccoon. Old-timey science. Hillary Clinton is a badass an...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: ‘Keep It’ Corner from 2021-01-15T01:59

Sean is going to start an OnlyFans. Wanna watch me jerk off? Louis needs to come clean. White people are a problem. Bang Mike Pence. Women need to lash out for their own mental health. Parents don’...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: O.J. Simpson & Princess Diana from 2021-01-07T03:52

Famous crisis actors on a crazy day in the USA. Vagina-based Yelp reviews. Will people miss Trump? White straight males gotta go. Most humans haven’t done anything significant. Kathleen might run f...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Sorry For Your Losssssss.... from 2020-12-31T23:09

Happy New Year! To Skip or not to Skip? What will truckers do when trucks are gone? The best job has to be morning show DJ. Rich guys who cheat buy a lot of flowers. Would you want a mattress in yo...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: What Makes Christ So Special? from 2020-12-17T03:19

Sean is going to steal some vaccine to do on the podcast. Other people’s drama is the best kind of drama. The Kathleen, Jim & Sean Truck is the next big business idea. Why are we sorting our ga...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Back From Hibernation from 2020-12-11T03:27

Thing have been a little bumpy over here in Alberta but we are BACK thanks to Zoom! Sunday is our last day of freedom for a while. Kathleen’s job has some unwelcome customers. Superspreader events ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: The Amazing Race from 2020-11-19T01:47

Haircut politics. Johnny Middlechair. Kathleen and her man got pedicures. Do kids still get snow days? Cut a tree and drink it! French people are rude. Would you do reality TV? What was the first t...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Welcome to Heaven, Bitch from 2020-11-12T01:24

Sean has loose sleeves and tight shirts. Renovations. Single men need to learn astrology to get laid. Is Christian heaven even cool? Kathleen thinks hell might be better. Remembrance Day war storie...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Who won? from 2020-11-05T02:27

The US election comes up. Politicians don’t care. The road to a female president. It’s Sean’s 27th birthday! “I’m so tough I need a gun!” Alberta feels a bit American. If you ever walked in on your...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Hero or Lazy? from 2020-10-29T01:16

Drive-through zipper merges. Kathleen was once on a fast food related jury. Filipinos are great. How much fast food can you eat? Sean often runs out of gas. Masks suck, but we gotta do it. What is ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Special Guest Sunee Dhaliwal! from 2020-10-15T03:53

New reviews. You don’t want to be too healthy. Where are you from from? White gay male. Sean has his own version of Cribs. Stepping on a scale that knows too much and finding out you’re a ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Joe Biden Sex Dream from 2020-10-08T04:42

Why do some women love killers? “Yup, I’m into blindfolds!” Sean pitches a surefire hit sitcom called “The Old & The Brainless.” Kathleen sorta made out with the Democratic nominee for the POTU...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: High eyes, not cry eyes from 2020-10-01T01:33

Well-endowed men don’t have to go overboard. Sucking in, pushing out. A selfie is worth 200 pictures. Sean is a “spin dentist.” Welcome to the river of truth. They don’t like Uncle Justin in Sylvan...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Murder is Messy & Exhausting from 2020-09-23T06:00

Bring your dead kids to work day. “I’m surprised I haven’t been murdered.” Red Deer is a joke. “The only Odin I know is a bullmastiff.” Sean doesn’t trust Siri to keep his queries quiet. “She asked...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Community Jesus from 2020-09-16T06:00

Is Cuties creepy? Dance recitals are weird. Why aren’t there big ballerinas? Banks allow wusses to have money. Kathleen is a job collector. What if you found out your spouse was a serial killer? Sh...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Serial Killers Are Quite Romantic from 2020-09-09T06:00

?Women love true crime. Which serial killer would have killed you? Never bring up the numbers. What kinda car could go to the sun? Jock kids are ugly. Jim...

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The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Wet Ass Tear Ducts from 2020-09-02T06:00

The episode kicks off with a wrap battle between Wet Ass Tear Ducts and MC Grumble-Grumble-Moan-Moan. Who do you think won? Stop asking if Sean is okay. Kathleen did a festival. Roofing is dangerou...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Kathleen’s getting hitched from 2020-08-26T03:53

Dog parties. All comics are narcissists. What’s cookin on The Dub? Kathleen is going to charge cover at her wedding. The wheelchairman of the board. Sean would be a cowardly soldier. Ass is the new...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Cash for Golden Girls from 2020-08-19T06:00

You never know who’s dog you’re going to be. “We’re going on a permanent walk.” Kathleen stands up for Eugene and trashes Sean’s creations. “Is it an Irish day or something?” Terry Talk. Sugar Dadd...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Nice Romper Sounds Like An Insult from 2020-08-12T12:00

Sean and Kathleen are still rattled about that bad review. Reflecting on podcasts past. What are dominatrixes like? Where do cucks come from? Is “nice romper” a compliment? Sex and pets. Does Sean ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: A Bad Review from 2020-08-05T05:06:27

We got a bad review. Honesty is terrifying. When women want something bigger, they can get em. Hot chicks aren’t as hot with masks on. Sean got COVID’d. The world needs Karens. Kathleen is a compil...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: The Donald Trump of ADHD from 2020-07-29T07:50:23

This week on the show: lung herpes. CERB talk and mask truthers. Is this racist? Sean and Kathleen don’t miss hugs or handshakes. Sean takes an ADHD test. Big balls are gross. Who wants more semen?...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: F*ck is the New Sh*t from 2020-07-22T07:25:18

You can’t be a diva in the Canadian comedy world. How would you want to die? Cancel culture. Radio is like comedy. It was spaghetti, you idiot. Sean talks about his worst ever show. Have you ever w...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Tony’s First Fire from 2020-07-03T01:42:39

Firefighter brutality. I’m willing to risk my life for new teeth. Titanic 2 is a bad movie, but you should watch it. Comedy condos are a forensic audit of the previous comedian. “He’s in the middle...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: The Blue Bullet from 2020-06-25T22:28:32

What’s the point of being on the podium in a diaper? Can you poop underwater? Covid comedy is not bad. No one cares about the problems of rich people. Sean looks racist. Kathleen feels bad for red ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: All About Social Media from 2020-06-17T00:55:26

Kathleen thinks she’s going to get cancelled. Sean had a shitty job. The team talks George Floyd. Who would want to be a police officer? Everybody has to ‘Karen Up’ sometimes. Everything is scary. ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Psychological Barebacking from 2020-04-16T08:37:34

Are online comedy shows cool? Acoustic comedy. If you buy a rotten vegetable, you deserve a rotten vegetable. Remember high school graduation? Puking at a rich kid’s house. Don’t buy condoms at the...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Isolation and Chill from 2020-04-01T08:24:41

How long before people start saying you’ve got the “Man-Covid”? Mattress Hall of Fame. Sean did an online comedy show and didn’t stand close enough to his router. Kathleen might buy a new vacuum. A...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Batman is our Enemy from 2020-03-25T08:42:03

Social distancing. “I never thought I would live to see bleach make a comeback.” Sean has a really good analogy about muffins. If you grew up in Edmonton, you know all about Coeur d'Alene. Was Kath...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Comedy Cuckold from 2020-03-20T10:15:57

Are there cucks in the animal kingdom? God has gotten better at drawing over the years. What is your favourite Asian? It would suck if every immigrant was a white teen. If you work during coronavir...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Coronavirus from 2020-03-18T07:37:29

Kathleen’s funeral will be a touching, not a viewing. Pin the needle on the fetus. Kathleen used to wash her hands until they were bleeding. What if pink eye made you immune to coronavirus? Fuck Fa...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: What is Jesus' Mom's name? from 2020-02-26T09:21:22

There are no depressed chimps. Whales evolved from wolves. Do fish sleep? Did you know that cats have abortions? Nature films are mostly murder and Sean wishes they had less sex. Are you less of a ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Fake Cheating from 2020-02-19T09:57:42

This week on the best podcast in the world: What is your ha-dometer reading? This podcast is dedicated to the truckers of North America. Sean can’t live without milk and cheese. Guys used to like n...

The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Super Time Half Bowl from 2020-02-05T08:59:46

Kathleen has two more problems than Sean. “I would die to look that fat!” Get that spaghetti outta here! That's how little cats respect us. Can we do a kid roast? All ashes go in one spot. What if ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: What are your hands sticky from? from 2020-01-29T10:42:05

Where does heroin go? Should you judge a person based on how they acted in a Star Wars movie? Having a “tattoo person” is too much. How close to death was it? Uh oh, that’s a water-hopper. Celebrit...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Dance For Your Organs from 2020-01-22T09:09:31

This week on the Dead Baby Bear podcast with Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber: Kathleen has never had shot burn. Sean went to a very weird school. Ordering Skip The Dishes to the ICU. People should...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Goodbye and Goodnight from 2020-01-15T09:35:23

Which came first, english or french? Everyone has a limit of how much “senior” they can handle. Goodnight and goodbye is the best way to exit a situation. What’s a chemise? Do parents of burlesque ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Nothing's Free In Mexico from 2020-01-08T13:00

Kathleen gets scammed by a monkey. Sean fully misunderstands what a “weighted blanket” is. Hoodies are a summer dress for fat guys. Sue Johanson made Canadians good at sex. Dicks are pretty self-ex...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Special Guest Charles Haycock! from 2019-12-18T12:06:24

How did Kenny G pop? Does jazz even have songs? Things go squirrelly when Sean takes a huge solo dump. Sean is the R Kelly of recycling. Kathleen looks back on a date with a young hoarder. Charles ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Pop That Trunk from 2019-12-11T13:00

Sean goes after multi-level marketers, tupperware and CBD. Kathleen pitches the next two must-see reality shows: the Real Housewives of Zimbabwe and Boyle Street. Kathleen wants to open a hot face ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: "Good Evening, Nowhere" from 2019-12-04T13:00

Kathleen discovers the new Baby Shark, Sean loves corporate Christmas comedy. Hockey parents are crazy, Sean accuses Kathleen of victim shaming, looks back on a trip to Whiteknife and thinks women ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Cecil for President of Alberta from 2019-11-20T20:34:24

The incredibly talented Mike Lynch (check out his popular YouTube videos<...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: "Live" at One Night Stand-Up from 2019-11-13T13:00

Tune in this week for a very special episode of the Dead Baby Bear Podcast where Sean and Kathleen take over "One Night Stand-Up" and perform for a live audience! This month: Kathleen refuses to we...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: The Man Flu vs. The Woman Flu from 2019-11-06T13:00

Sean likes to perform for the oldest people possible, Kathleen doesn't care about climate change and some people are on board. Ever get your package stuck in a zipper? Sean invents the term skin zi...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Election 2019 from 2019-10-23T12:00

Sean gets a call from the CRA and Kathleen is tracked down by the Government of British Columbia. Election fever hits the Dead Baby Bear den. Sean and Kathleen break down “Youtube families” and the...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: You Can Eat Right, But You Can't Heroin Right from 2019-10-02T12:00

Sean and Kathleen talk corporate comedy and smoking in low-rent motels. Is food addiction more tragic than heroin addiction? Sean tells us under what circumstances he would start answering phone ca...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Holistic Braces from 2019-09-11T12:00

Sean feels weird selling his album, Kathleen does not. Sean asks frequently asked questions and gets terrible customer service. Sean and Kathleen have a respectful discussion about 9/11. If the oil...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: "The" Ronald McDonald from 2019-09-04T12:00

Did Sean get laid as a McDonald’s manager? Have you ever had sex with food? Kathleen experiments with popsicles. Kathleen talks strippers. Dave Chappelle, Louie Anderson and anti-vax moms. Only ath...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: The Vacation Episode from 2019-08-28T12:00

EP 015: Peanut the dog goes missing and Sean goes to Vernon. Kathleen has a Ford Escape thanks to Wendy McGee. Young comics nowadays!! Marc Maron and Conan O'Brien. Seeing eye dogs. Eugene turns 3/...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: The Return of Ryan Ash from 2019-08-21T12:00

EP 014: In this week’s ramblefest, Kathleen quizzes Sean on old Oilers trivia. Ms. McGee meets a drunk Wayne Gretzky. Fur trade. Attack of the porn bots. Gun control. Hitler was a dog person. ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: TBD from 2019-08-14T12:00

EP 013: What is this episode of the podcast about? Wouldn't you like to know...Well, if you would like to know, why not just listen? 

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The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: The Bamboo Never Sleeps from 2019-08-07T12:00

EP 012:  On this week’s waste of time, Kathleen explains why she has meaty beef curtains. Sean talks green rooms. Pro vs amateur porn. Female rappers. Sean gets his comedy ass kicked by an auc...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: The Will Hannigan Experience from 2019-07-31T12:00

EP 011: Vape talk!!! Kathleen loves gay porn. Will gets lost. A 7-11 reference at 7:11. Christian quiche. Kathleen claims being trans is easy. Sean’s kids embarrass him in public. Kathleen reminds ...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: The Jana Podcast from 2019-07-24T12:00

Ep 010:  Kathleen wonders why broccoli can’t be delicious. Kathleen brags about having Crave. Kathleen talks micropenis. Masturbation in the 50’s. Sex ed. Sue Johansson. Hey google play Joan R...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Golliwogs from 2019-07-17T12:00

Ep 009:  Kathleen wants a Nissan Rogue. Puppet show podcast. Kathleen is a medium-functioning alcoholic.  Louis CK talk. Kelowna trip. 7-11 stories. Kathleen cleans shit at a Starbucks. Y...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Rob Pue! from 2019-07-10T12:00

Ep 008:  Comedian Rob Pue joins the podcast team and talks about the olden days. Kathleen dreams big. Rob talks Fargo’s. Kathleen can’t act. Is laughter the best medicine? Should you bring you...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: An Ounce is a Lot of Respect from 2019-07-03T12:00

EP 007: Sean feels like Joe Rogan and hates Canucks fans. If Christ didn't exist, Kathleen would be a corporate comedian. Chicks buy into paleo and the past. Sean disappoints a fan. Kathleen l...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Kathleen DESTROYS Heckler!! from 2019-06-26T12:00

EP 006:  Pants vs. trousers. Kathleen eats bananas upside down. Sean’s shitty Bob Cole impression. WNBA $$$. Lingerie football. Sean reminisces about his days as a janitor. Eat what’s on the m...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Womb to Tomb from 2019-06-19T12:00

EP 005:  Patrice O’Neal vs. Bill Cosby. Kathleen gets the right amount of high and gets turned on when cars take control. Reminiscing about T-9 texting and driving. Sean’s kids puke up sushi a...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Sean’s Love Letter to Calgary from 2019-06-13T03:43:01

EP 004: Sean makes fun of Calgary out of nowhere and for no good reason, Kathleen “feeds the horses,” Sean and Kathleen discuss working with Ari Shaffir. Also, our hosts dream of booking a cra...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Eugene Shits on the Couch from 2019-06-05T12:24:16

EP 003: In this episode, Kathleen is exposed as a bad dog mom, Sean goes to Second Cup, Kathleen gives birth to a dog, Sean shits on comedian reality shows, Kathleen talks Prince George and reminds...

The Dead Baby Bear Podcast: Kathleen Hates Olives from 2019-05-27T03:10:50

EP 001: In this episode, Kathleen and Sean discuss Mr. Sub vs. Subway, whether or not Sean would save his children from a burning building, Kathleen fat shames American cows and Sean assumes he’d b...