Podcasts by The Dick

27 - Street hot dogs, Doomsday ships and a class below Economy from 2022-05-24T00:43:34

Ranch, Sam, Davard and the Camp return to the mics for a long-overdue conversation about the big issues-

* Which condiments actually belong on a hot dog? * What to do with a sunken ship f...

26 - Hong Kong Mailbag, Favourite celebrity interactions, the mysterious whereabouts of Jeff’s Dad and Does Ranch hate The Beatles? from 2022-02-12T01:42:44

Dave, Boots, Ranch and (eventually) Sam spend half the show talking about their favourite celebrity interactions and swapping Burger stories before talking about The Righteous Gemstones, Cheer a...

25 - More Nude Saunas, Jaana Drama and we play Rap or Shakespeare? from 2021-12-05T12:44:53

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch finally get back on the mikes and manage to cover very little of relevance, besides:

0:00 - Intro

3:07 - More Nude Sauna Drama

8:35 - Post Pan...

Brian Murgatroyd from 2021-10-01T00:09:07

Cricket season is soon upon us, so what better way to prepare than to speak with former media manager for both the England and Australian cricket teams, Mr Brian Murgatroyd.

24 - Bitcoin Buffoonery, White Lotus and Viagra Spiders from 2021-08-26T16:15:58

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch get extremely niche on an incident from 1994, discuss a ludicrous Kickstarter campaign, remain confused about Non Fungible Tokens and announce a special bonus epis...

23 - The worst sporting music catastrophes, The 2021 (?) Olympics and how to eat a hot dog every 12 seconds from 2021-07-25T16:37:24

Most of us are locked down again, so please enjoy the ramblings of a fed up Sam, a beachside Dave, a sleepy Ranch and a Boots who is hopeful of an Alistair Clarkson led Carlton outfit in 2022. Listen

22 – Surprise guest host, Melbourne Lockdown, Karaoke Klassics and why Freddie Mercury can do anything he wants from 2021-05-28T06:30:38

Join Dave, Ranch and a very special guest host to talk about Melbourne's return to lock down, Eurovision 2021 and the brilliance of ABBA.

Listen

21 - Norwegian Schoolies Week, Vapor-flyin' cars of the future and European Super League madness from 2021-04-23T07:23:43

Much to the delight of some listeners we return to our usual brand of nonsense and buffoonery.

Join Dave, Boots and The Ranch as provide mostly meaningless points of view on:

20 - AFL Season preview - Boots gets hot, hot, hot! from 2021-03-17T12:46:08

Your favourite bunch of Dicks (and Hams?) get together to preview the 2021 AFL season, previewing the season ahead for your favourite team, before predicting the eventual premiers, first coach f...

19 - Chip flavours, Hollywood reboots and riding the Kyrgios rollercoaster from 2021-02-14T02:37:56

Join Sam, Boots, Ranch and (for a while) Dave for this brand new episode of the Dick and Ham Show as we cover a lot of our usual nonsense.

Appx time stamps:

0:00 - Intro Listen

18 - The worst ever movie sound effect; pranking troubles and Boots lays down some funky-ass beats from 2021-01-17T23:23:24

Dave, Boots and Ranch cover all their usual topics and nonsense in this week's edition, featuring:

0:00 US politics and which Home Alone movie is better

18:43 The worst ever movie ...

17 - *Actual* Mailbag, Robot Olympics and being 2.85 millionth in line from 2021-01-05T10:54:50

Sam is missing and Andrew is in NSW, so Dave, Boots and the Ranch ring in the new year with - * An email from an actual listener (!!), * A lot of TV watching and * An early season assessment o...

16 - Airplane toilets, Mariah's millions and fake Christmas movies from 2020-12-15T13:56:42

The elfs are on the shelf for this week's episode.

We take a deep dive on

* Lucrative Christmas songs

* The ergonomics of airplane bathrooms

* Maradona in Mexico

15 - Press conference fiascos, Vaccine hopes and Pandemic playlists from 2020-11-17T22:10:19

We lasted 15 episodes without talking politics.

* Rudy's ridiculous Landscaping press conference, the election, and America's future

* When sports teams gaslight their players

Allan Stone from 2020-11-10T20:21:15

Long time friend of the show Allan Stone was interviewed recently by David for Tennis Pro History on Facebook. This bonus episode is that interview; a conversation about Allan's years in the wo...

Allan Stone from 2020-11-10T20:21:15

Long time friend of the show Allan Stone was interviewed recently by David for Tennis Pro History on Facebook. This bonus episode is that interview; a conversation about Allan's years in the wo...

14 - The Picasso treadmill, Andrew's fax machine and Phil Collins twitter from 2020-11-02T15:04:28

A time capsule episode capturing the highs and lows of the final week Melbournians were in lockdown. * Phil Collins has an armed occupation going on at his Miami mansion

* Dave's mishap ...

13 - Alcohol-free beer, David Pumpkins and the world's worst astronaut from 2020-10-21T16:26:54

A rocky start this week as the first 40 minutes of the call go unrecorded.

Undaunted, Hugh and Sam forgive David for not pressing record and the trio navigate a predictably thorny set of ...

12 - Eddie Van Halen, meeting Sir David Attenborough and the 1991 Grand Final from 2020-10-12T17:11:10

* Ranch was at the last ever Van Halen show. He remembers Eddie Van Halen

* Was football better back in the day, and does watching the 1991 Grand Final provide any clues?

* TV reco...

11 - LaserDisc, possum problems and stopping a robbery from 2020-10-07T16:59:33

The technology episode!

* LaserDisc, Minidisc and the first person to own an iPod

* Possum problems in the backyard

* Foiling a bagsnatcher on the streets on Canada

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10 - Nude saunas, electric cars and pandemic powertools from 2020-09-25T22:41:11

Super-sized episode alert!

*Sauna etiquette in a complicated new world

*A powertool arms race

*Mega junior mailbag

Plus so so so much more, as Hugh, Sam, Boots and Da...

9 - Food science, Peter Norman and here comes Ted Lasso from 2020-09-19T21:38:23

* Which sports events (which  - thanks to slow editing - have since happened) did the team predict correctly?

* How smokey flavours in food are *really* created

* Peter Norman and ...

8 - 90s drinks, terrible first cars, and doomscrolling from 2020-09-08T00:18:35

* Revisiting the forgotten drinks of Melbourne's late 90s nightlife

* Who had the worst first car?

* Doomscrolling, changeroom cleaning etiquette and so much more than you ever ask...

7 - Nicknames, Creamy soda and meeting Richie Benaud from 2020-08-27T13:40:39

Boots talks about the origin of his infamous nickname

We examine the difference between creamy and creaming soda

Our favourite documentary is an unexpected gem, and David talks abo...

6 - Sam visits Nic Cage's house, Mega mailbag, and Dragon dancing from 2020-08-14T23:57:18

This week's mailbag spirals quickly out of control.

We go deep on dragon dancing.

Sam talks us through his experience being shown through Nicolas Cage's house.

Plus, we teas...

5 - Dick Haymes, Blackjack hacks, and the 1904 Olympics from 2020-08-03T13:00:43

Why does Google hate the Dick & Ham show? Does David really have the secret to winning at Blackjack?

What happened in the 1904 Olympic marathon that almost killed several competitors? A...

4 - Chopper Reid, Ray Liotta vs actual otters, and adult TV for kids from 2020-07-20T01:40:21

Sam helped Chopper Reid move house once. David survived his cross country road trip.

Andrew was back and went straight into Andrew mode.

Boots and Hugh were not there.

3 - Sports restarts, Eurovision and Sam takes over from 2020-07-04T00:44:38

How likely is it that the proposed sports league restarts - particularly in the US - will actually happen?

Is Will Ferrell's Eurovision movie any good?

What happens when Dave leave...

2 - Australian snacks, Richard Branson, and what NOT to use as your email address from 2020-06-25T22:26:34

Hugh, Dave, Andrew and Sam break down Australian snacks gone before their time, how the wrong email address ruined a landscaping business, and what to do if Richard Branson dares you to go over ...

1 - AFL is back, and the series we're watching this week from 2020-06-18T00:26:25

AFL football is back, we look at the series and podcasts that are on our radar this week, and talk turns to a 30 year old Simpsons joke as Sam and Boo...

Pilot from 2020-06-10T23:35:19

Hugh David and Andrew talk dead birds, rocky European beaches, and passive-aggressive LinkedIn tactics.