Podcasts by The Donkey Banana Show

2.0 V3 from 2021-02-15T19:00

 Don't buy a bed from a friggin Swede.

2.0 V2 from 2021-01-18T20:00

 The first full episode back in the brand new studio!

Episode 102 . Live from an iphone, discussing colonoscopies. from 2020-01-16T20:00

Jamie's colonoscopy.
Deb's concern for another human being.
Drinking.
Nuff said.

Episode 101-The Great Tanning Debate continues!! from 2019-11-02T17:00

We will have to agree to disagree about vacations that include laying out/tanning.
Jamie's list of band names.
Just listen...and you'll hear the rest.........

EPISODE 100!!!!!!! WE MADE IT!!!! from 2019-08-15T23:00

It's our 100th episode, and we're still drunk, talking about crap.
It's a good one.
Thank you for staying by our side for 100 episodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music by 13-Monster...

Episode 99. Bikes, scooters and lettuce the second time around. from 2019-07-22T16:00

Episode 98 What's really been going on and Bob Dole's pen! from 2019-03-05T00:00

The past year has been a whacky one. Episode 98 brings Jamie & Deb back to the mic for a full explanation.

Episode 97 of the Donkey Banana Show! from 2018-11-24T18:00

Episode 95 from 2018-09-08T00:00

Episode 96 from 2018-09-08T00:00

Episode 93 from 2018-08-25T00:00

Episode 93

Episode 94 from 2018-08-25T00:00

Episode 94

Episode 92 Get out of here you damn kids! from 2018-06-14T00:00

Episode 91: It's DEB'S BIRTHDAY!!! from 2018-04-29T00:00

Deb and Jamie talk about Deb's birthday, life events, Deb's birthday gig, coke, strip clubs, booze, etc.

Episode 90--John Holmes? from 2018-04-02T00:00

We take you on an adventure ride to Costco, day drinking, a gig, Spring break happenings, and more!

Episode 89 So this unemployed guy walks into a bar... from 2018-03-18T00:00

Unemployment. Sunny. Bar flies. Back to our roots at the Beacon

Episode 88: Poop stories, Ghetto Santa, Trump and his wife's breasts, Fighting for weed! from 2018-01-09T00:00

We cover how to clean one's ass, Deb's toilet series continue, Trump and his wife's tits, Christmas party mayhem, And we fight for weed!!

Episode 87--Deb's bikini bottom falls off!!! from 2017-11-18T00:00

....and we talk about liverwurst, tomato soup, Fannie Mae, and 45. That's all you need to know.

Episode 86-Back to life....back to reality.....with drinks..... from 2017-09-24T00:00

Sometimes you have to call out your parents at the grocery store, and we recant some stories. Money and being rude.....we break it down. Doctors.....can you be nicer and seem like you care? CAN you?!

Episode 85----no idea. Your guess is as good as ours. from 2017-08-16T00:00

Episode 84 Donkey Banana Show ."Don't f##k with us!!" from 2017-04-25T00:00

We go all tiki while explaining why thou shalt not f##k with us.

Episode 83!!! We're back, and talking about poop and how someone hit on Deb. from 2017-04-10T00:00

We are back, kicking off spring, talking about poop. Deb shares a story about a failed pick up line. Deb and Jamie recant a story about inadvertently crashing an office party. First album stories a...

Episode 82-part 2 of 81 from 2017-01-21T00:00

Happy New Year, part 2. We're certain we talked about something inappropriate and drank beer...

Episode 81 Back in the same city at the same time... from 2017-01-16T00:00

We re-group for episode 81 after being in different parts of the globe for a week.

Episode 80. New Year's Eve and your personal bathroom time. from 2017-01-01T00:00

It started out with a forbidden burp. We're back....after a long hiatus.....again! New Year's Eve stories. Flossing techniques. Grocery cart etiquette. ............and MORE Music by 13-Mo...

Episode 79 CUBS WIN !!! from 2016-11-06T00:00

The World Series of podcasts.

Eisode 78..against our better judgement from 2016-10-08T00:00

Episode 77-WE'RE STILL HERE.....with bourbon. from 2016-10-02T00:00

We are back, after a summer break. Sorry, guys!! Hopefully this makes sense!!!

Episode 76 . Back from thew dead... from 2016-07-11T00:00

We're back! New intro New topics New music New shit to say that no one should say on the air!

Episode 75 Pat visits the studio and gets bad head! from 2016-05-02T00:00

Our friend, survivor, warrior, inspiration, Pat visits the studio and gets bad head from Deb!!! Walkers and tennis balls. Customer service reps on the phone. All this and more!!!

Episode 74 Live at Exit Strategy Brewery from 2016-04-06T00:00

We did the show live at Exit Strategy Brewing. A live audience. An interview. Drinks. Porn talk..the usual..

Episode 73: Tossing salads with in studio guest, Ian!!! from 2016-03-22T00:00

Guest Ian spills hig inner feelings! We mean spilling!!! We go there on this episode: tossing salads, getting sick (in many ways) in the shower, ketchup on hotdogs, and MORE!!!

Episode 72. Back in the sticky saddle again. from 2016-03-14T00:00

Back to the grind after our hiatus! Lil Wayne Sandwich Boy in a sub shop. Trumpapalooza Anal bleaching Vagina steaming If you need more than that you have issues.

Episode 71 The explanation from 2016-03-09T00:00

Jamie gives a heartfelt explanation of the hiatus..and the plan ahead.

Episode 70 Ripping on tater tots, gofundme, arrogant customers from 2016-02-06T00:00

Jamie gives an epic rant on brew pubs that serve tater tots. Deb rips apart arrogant customers that have way too much money and zero common sense. The gofundme craze..for the dead.

Episode 69 Smut and Star Wars from 2016-01-09T00:00

Happy New Year to YOU!!! BDSM. New Year's games. Rocky and Adrian's make out scene. Was Deb advanced, sexually? All this and more, on episode 69!!!

Episode 68: Year End Drunken Extravaganza!!! from 2015-12-20T00:00

Slurring, laughing and recapping bits of the year. We chat about our top gigs of the year, drink a LOT, rant about pet peeves, as decided by YOU, our fans. Merry Christmas.. Happy New Year. Here&...

Episode 67 The Doorbuster Episode. from 2015-11-28T00:00

Turkey tales. Jamie stops a knife fight. Deb buys a car. And Deb does a gross money shot in her car...

episode 66 MIKINDI !!!! from 2015-10-26T00:00

Episode 65-- Who knows? We were so drunk at this point. from 2015-09-26T00:00

Listen. Find out. Tell us what you heard. We were so drunk.

Episode 64: Was Deb overserved? Boating for beer? from 2015-09-13T00:00

Deb and Jamie went to many bars to promote their show. Jamie accuses deb of being over served.... Listen and find out.

Episode 63-Deb's a tease to the 80 year olds!!! from 2015-09-07T00:00

Deb and Jamie are back from Arizona and Canada! Deb recants her trip to Arizona. Stories include: Being to be a cock tease to the retirees in her parents community. Her family considering going o...

Episode 62-Deb under a pump cheese dispenser??? from 2015-08-02T00:00

We are back after a long hiatus!!! Deb, and her love of pump cheese, is discussed. We weigh in on Student Driver stickers on cars and the lovely trend of vaping. We taste tested the new Lay'...

We're BACK!!!! Penthouse Forum. Yes. You read it right! from 2015-06-21T00:00

We're back after over a month's hiatus. Deb thinks she's going to be edited about 5 minutes in! Penthouse Forum is discussed.....That's right!! We chat about travel scenarios......

Episode 60: Deb at the gyne, part 2! from 2015-05-10T00:00

We are back at the Beacon, 2 years to the day of legendary Episode 5! We are also back in the studio, for this, sort of, 2 parter. Deb recants her first and latest gene visits. We talk about an aw...

Episode 59: 2 year anniversary. Deb does drugs on the air! New version of 13-Monsters song is revealed!!! from 2015-04-19T00:00

We were calling it episode 58 the entire episode! We realize that we just passed 2 years of the start of the show! We drink some high octane beer and Deb does drugs! Are baby and pet birthday par...

Episode 58--Is Deb going to HURL? Bar sex!! from 2015-03-15T00:00

Have you ever had sex in a bar? We discuss that and our Helmet recap, another visit to Girl and the Goat, Deb's stalker, men taking PMS pills and more!' Music by Helmet and Goalie

Episode 57--A chair that looks like a VAGINA? What?!!! from 2015-02-24T00:00

We speak the unspeakable this episode.

Episode 56--Vicodin and beer and Cards Against Humanity from 2015-01-31T00:00

Leo's back to introduce Jamie's first post-surgery show! We discuss Deb's "50 Shades of Grey" sex line at Target, "bases" from when you were a kid (you know...ma...

Episode 55--Porn and poop from 2015-01-29T00:00

Everyone bares all on this episode!!! Packed with PORN! It all culminates in the airing of Jamie's segment on the I Shit You Not Poodcast is shared on our show. ( Now go follow I Shit You Not...

Episode 54--Toilet paper buying tips! from 2015-01-25T00:00

Episode 54

Bonus super pack 33% larger episode! Now with extra gravy and sprinkles! from 2015-01-10T00:00

Us..exiting a bar and driving home.

Episode 52: Deb burps on Jamie, and Black Friday madness from 2014-12-29T00:00

Episode 51--Dave Grohl from 2014-11-16T00:00

" Would you rather..."

Episode 50 Take 2 from 2014-11-05T00:00

Deb reveals a story about sex in a house of squalor. Jamie rants to the point it gets puled from the show. The strangest thing that's happened on stage. Halloween recap. Deb gets verbally assa...

Episode 49-Sick of pumpkin and hashtags like Deb? Is Jamie unapproachable? More road rage. Banana suits....and more. from 2014-09-29T00:00

More hi jinx from two drunk people talking about things no one should talk about in public.

Episode 48 Sex under the Northern Lights and Jamie's return from Canada!!!! from 2014-09-01T00:00

What does Jamie wear when he's fishing? Where does he poop? Do people really have sex under the Northern Lights? Deb's advice to everyone: Check your pockets!!!! All this and more!!!

Episode 47 Part 1-ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? from 2014-08-19T00:00

Robin Williams, Ice bucket challenge, and more!!!

Episode 47 Part 2-WE DRINK VODKA. COCK SHOTS? from 2014-08-19T00:00

Comedy night, dick picks, cock shots, drinks and more drinks, farewell to Jamie as he goes to Canada, secret rules of the road

Episode 46. ANAL.....More drunk than usual. from 2014-07-26T00:00

Did someone say "anal"? The walls come down as the drinking goes up in this episode. Jamie and Deb go on the air after a 7 hour long drinking binge.

Episode 45: The Doggy Style Episode-Who's doing it? from 2014-07-15T00:00

Do you have a mirror at the end of your bed? Use it the right way! That and more on episode 45!

episode 44--Peeing in PUBLIC from 2014-07-06T00:00

Episode 44. The worst sunburn EVER!

Episode 43 part 1--Are we quitting drinking? from 2014-07-01T00:00

Episode 43 part 1

Episode 43 part 2 from 2014-07-01T00:00

Episode 43 part 2

Episode 42 part 2-Does Jamie manscape? Is Deb the modern day Sophia Loren? from 2014-06-10T00:00

We talk, in depth about manscaping, Deb being tease, dinners at the Olive garden, Hands Across America---was it a hoax, and much more. Music by Goalie and Jawbox

Episode 41, part 1-- Find out how Deb banged up/skinned her knees, cruise ship nightmares (ie. poop in a pool), Jamie's ex gets swept out to sea, and more!! from 2014-06-09T00:00

Episode 41 part 1 of Chicago's best podcast! The beer flows. The bitching about whatever never ends! Hilarity ensues! And Jamie's ex wife gets swept out to sea. Meanwhile Deb has banged...

Episode 40. Return of (topless?) Deb!!!! from 2014-05-06T00:00

She's baaaaack from Arizona! Deb sunbathes topless while landscapers peep over the fence. Goomba Italian talk. Why we hate our own people. Arizona stories!! Why Deb is actually George Costanz...

Episode 39-Deb goes commando! Proper hospital gown positioning. Rear ending. Menstrual calendars--HUH??? from 2014-04-25T00:00

We got wrecked!!!!!!! No..literally. We were in a pretty bad car crash. Hear about that and more here. Music by, Skullsquadron, and, of course, our opening by Oozing Wound

Episode 38-Deb's 9 1/2 Weeks sex food fight, Jamie wants to kick the shit out of someone, self waxing, and more! from 2014-04-14T00:00

Music by Goalie and Nick Drake. Topics like: Deb in a sex food fight. Jamie berates hockey parents, We learn the difference in housing.

Episode 37-Failed sex positions, holes in socks, goat cheese, and more!!! from 2014-04-07T00:00

Sex and goats and rock & roll!Jamie has a new found love for all things Goat. Do you have an article of clothing that you won't throw out? More "girl things that bother Jamie.".....

Episode 36"Mr. Poopy Pants!" from 2014-03-31T00:00

Episode 35-A Girl. A Goat. A man named Buzz. A blow dryer... from 2014-03-25T00:00

We finally went to Girl and the Goat for our dinner!We met Buzz from the Melvins!More personal hygiene talk...from shaving/grooming to blow drying the privates.All this and more!!!Music by the Mel...

Episode 34-No Vodka for Deb. Women's secrets revealed. Jamie is high as a kite! from 2014-03-18T00:00

It's our 10th annual St. Patricks Day show!! Full of talk about cougar women. Jamie gets high on cold medicine. Deb reveals secrets about women!

EP 33 Part 1: Deb gives Jamie a manicure and they eat Mexican food!!!! from 2014-03-09T00:00

jamie and Deb rolling thru Joliet at midnight after seeing a cover band in a casino. It's mexican food time!

Episode 32: Deb grabs her own ass and we celebrate White Trash Monday on Wednesday from 2014-02-19T00:00

We're back with another installment of White Trash Monday (#WTM), and this time it's TV dinners. Let's just say that Deb woke up hungry.We recap our time at the Chicago Auto Show and...

episode 31 special segment: WHITE TRASH MONDAY featuring fried and/or microwaved bologna sandwiches! from 2014-02-10T00:00

episode 31 special segment: WHITE TRASH MONDAY featuring fried and/or microwaved bologna sandwiches!. Deliverance reigns supreme

White Trash Monday - Episode 30 special edition from 2014-02-05T00:00

Our new feature! WHITE TRASH MONDAY! Where we eat the white trashiest things from yesteryear. This episode we dive into liver sausage sandwiches on white bread with kraft singles, miracle whip, pl...

Episode 29-Who's hitting on us??? What is"shexting?" from 2014-02-02T00:00

We're very tired, but are able to recap the latest 13-Monsters' show, how we both got hit on, Deb's furrowing problems, the three most painful words, and there may, or may not, be a...

Episode 28-It's long, but Deb tweaks her nipples and Jamie goes off on MAJOR rants. Get ready. Really. Get Ready. Enjoy! from 2014-01-26T00:00

We haven't been on for a while, and we have so much to say.......from MORE Facebook rants, to tweaking nipples, or adjusting yourself....we've got it ALL! Sit back. Grab a drink (or many)...

Episode 27. The Interview with Dave of Greywall! from 2014-01-19T00:00

We sit back in the Lago Casa studio with Dave of Greywall and talk about what we usually talk about...Everything and nothing.

episode 26: 2013 The Year In Review from 2013-12-30T00:00

A year of Donkeys and Bananas! What a fabulous year it's been! Revisit the highlights with us!

Episode 25-Deb's a little Bah Humbug-y but tells a great Christmas story of a rat in her manger! from 2013-12-26T00:00

Special guest, Tony, from local, Chicago band, 10,000 Light Years! Schneider, from "One Day at a Time," as Santa, Christmas horror stories, proper tip jar etiquette, and more, on this ve...

Episode 24--Deb's mammogram; Idiot SUV drivers; how BIG is your sexual organ? Homemade Christmas gifts, and MORE!!!! from 2013-12-10T00:00

The Christmas special...kind of. I think we mentioned Christmas once, but we did play some vintage kick ass Lou Rawls!Music by the aforementioned Lou Rawls and Ray Anthony!!! Cheers!!

Episode 23-CUDLOVE. Yes. Cudlove, music, Maude, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani, wrestling, and so much more!!! from 2013-11-23T00:00

Episode 23 with guests Dustin from MHXradio.com and Jake from..well..from just being Jake.Listen to Dustin's show on Thursdays, 7pm CST. Featured music by Young Philadelphia, Greywall, The Whe...

Episode 22-Jamie's HOT TUB MOTEL experience from 2013-11-03T00:00

Jamie and Deb discuss pre-Halloween weekend, favorite Halloween experiences, horror movies, and if they scare you, home invasion, and more!!! Featured music: Oozing Wound and IceChrystalls#comedy #...

Episode 21-SOBER? Eavesdropping on sexual escapades... from 2013-10-26T00:00

Deb and Jamie attempt a sober show. (it turned out ok)Discussing Deb's PMS.Jamie whips out the sound effects app, again.Cooking for one.Eavesdropping on sex.cough. cough. cough.Yelp reviews.Q-...

Episode 20-Deb's crazy shower experience. Meet Jamie's MEAT. Yes. You've read this correctly! from 2013-10-13T00:00

Deb and Jamie talk about fall festivals and the people who attend them, hotel etiquette, Jamie's smokin' meat, the state of Deb's mother's iphone, and much more. Music by: Goali...

Episode #19 Deb's boobs and bra. Jamie vs. the squirrel. Is Deb becoming a cat lady? from 2013-10-03T00:00

it's the shit. Listen...you'll love it. It's great to be back!!!!!Call us 773.819.5-MUG

Episode 18: What's your sex partner number? Calling off sick from work. UTI's, and much more! from 2013-09-22T00:00

Jamie and Deb discuss if sex partner numbers are significant in future relationships, the "joy" of calling off sick to work, clothes calendars, and break down how competitive they were wi...

Episode 17 The Fire Episode-- How much FIREBALL can they drink? from 2013-09-07T00:00

Beer, whiskey, chicken, waffles, condoms, fire, tampons....what else do you want?!

Episode 16--Shoplifting, getting skunked, and finding hairs.....not only in food!!! from 2013-08-30T00:00

Ep. 16- Jamie is back from Canada, and he gets sprayed by a skunk. Deb discusses shoplifting eating, as well as talking about having a good picture of yourself for the news/media should you die, fa...

Episode 15--From the bathroom to the kitchen--CLEAN UP after yourself!!! from 2013-08-23T00:00

Jamie and Deb discuss their frustration with cleanliness in the workplace, proper toilet paper positioning, more travel woes, annoying people at concerts, and who's cooler: Huggy Bear, or Jimm...

Episode 14 - Thoughts on Manscaping and....WE SHARTED! Nuff said. from 2013-08-11T00:00

On this Chicago Blues infused episode, Jamie and Deb talk about travel woes, such as Deb going to the wrong airport for a work trip, shitting their pants, manscaping.....yes, or no, and the pure JO...

Episode 13-DATES DYING IN BED, SEX IN CARWASHES, PLAYBOY MAGAZINE DISCOVERY, AND MORE!!! from 2013-08-02T00:00

-Deb asks the guys, "What would you do if a date died in bed?"-What's the weirdest thing you've done in a car wash?-Where have YOU found a Playboy magazine? This episode we are...

Episode 12-Jamie's RANT, sex tips from Deb, shop lifting, and fests! from 2013-07-25T00:00

It's Jamie's RANT show!!!!Jamie goes off on music store employees and bike riders.We talk about pseudo shop liftingDeb gives sex adviceWe recap our 4th of July and our love for FESTS and ...

Episode 11-Deb's TANKED and talks about eating cat food as a teen, and we both admit to being teenaged criminals. from 2013-07-12T00:00

Deb threw a flaming bag of piss. Jamie was a diamond thief. What else do you need? Oh and the latest single from our great friends, The Wheelers.

Episode 10-Deb is HAMMERED for Jamie's triumphant return from Canada! from 2013-07-05T00:00

Deb shows Jamie the paperclip retainer.Hellman's vs. Miracle Whip.Deb and Jamie get into a SERIOUS debate about restaurants. SERIOUS.LEO makes a return along with Melissa.Sit back, grab a dr...

Episode 9 -Jamie's theory on hiding camel toe, sex music,&more! from 2013-06-14T00:00

-Jamie's theory on hiding camel toe-Deb isnt allowed to sing-Extra curricular activities in the suburbs-The cheese globule on a McDonalds wrapper-Do you like music during sex? All this and mor...

Episode 8 . Mable at the table. Plus! Property of Saints and 13-Monsters from 2013-06-06T00:00

Jamie and Deb's common friend, "Mabel."Dinners in L. A.Bikini waxes gone awry.Pfffffttttt (again!!!!)!!!All this and more, with music by 13–Monsters and Property of Saints!

Episode 7 Sex talk with Molly and Tim, from the Beacon Pub. from 2013-05-30T00:00

Molly the bartender and her husband Tim spin tales of getting some tail...as well as getting Mike V's undies. "Who the hell is Mike V? "We're still trying to figure that out. ...

Episode6 The one that took 3 tries from 2013-05-24T00:00

Jamie's shower routineNon-laminated / laminated celebrity listsRetainer storiesPick-up lines that Deb has experiencedPlus SPECIAL GUESTS

Episode 5 - Summer's Eve, the pot, Deb's porn Ob/ Gyn visit and the like from 2013-05-10T00:00

It's the first episode that Jamie had to censor Deb. Live at Beacon Pub in Forest Park...it's our best show yet. Our drunkest show yet. And our most revealing show yet!

Episode 4 - Facebook Funerals and the Like from 2013-05-03T00:00

Jamie gets a massage in a bank lobby. What could be more awkward than a Facebook funeral? More driving woes. Deb reveals some PG and not so PG info.For your listening pleasure:Little Man ” Gorilla ...

Episode 3 - Road Rage and the Like from 2013-04-26T00:00

How do we really feel about Rachel Ray?When are sunglasses appropriate?Is Jamie “Canada Cool?”Deb REALLY wants to try E-cigs!!!ROAD RAGE…….We really break this down……

Episode 3 - Road Rage and the Like from 2013-04-26T00:00

How do we really feel about Rachel Ray?When are sunglasses appropriate?Is Jamie “Canada Cool?”Deb REALLY wants to try E-cigs!!!ROAD RAGE…….We really break this down……

Episode 3 - Road Rage and the Like from 2013-04-26T00:00

How do we really feel about Rachel Ray?When are sunglasses appropriate?Is Jamie “Canada Cool?”Deb REALLY wants to try E-cigs!!!ROAD RAGE…….We really break this down……