Podcasts by The Evil Lawyers Guide to Life
A dastardly darkly comic look at life's solutions as seen by an evil lawyer, former stand up comic and all around rapscallion. A guide to dirty tricks only the most twisted evil lawyer would consider applied to everyday life, peppered with law and disorder, general mayhem, exciting entirely true but unbelievable courtroom war stories and the occasional celebrity guest.
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Gay robots attack Dallas! from 2022-04-20T19:02:03
Gay robots, Fauci is back from Shanghai with some new plans, the woke rainbow people are green underneath, President Xi tells Disney how to recut Harry Potter, Abbot’s busses and can Elon Musk save...
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Hunter Biden did not kill himself. from 2022-04-13T15:00:03
Biden ties to China, Russia, everywhere, but the Big Guy ain’t talking and Hunter is going under the bus. Bonus, Allen West is a white supremacist.
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Disney wants to trans your kids, and we have the tapes to prove it. from 2022-04-06T15:00:03
Disney, Ketanji, we explain why the left is fighting so hard to take away the most basic foundation of knowledge, are you a boy or a girl?
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Tax the rich, and feed no one! from 2022-03-30T15:00:02
Biden administration hides the biggest asset grab in history as a tax on the “rich”, bonus Ukraine war is about to end, North Korea, Will Smith and Chris Rock, oh, and there will be food shortages....
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We finally find out what the vax really does, and one of the effects is DEATH. from 2022-03-23T15:00:03
Oops, someone leaked the 1200 adverse reactions you can get from the jab, Fauci’s back, and anyone remember Nuremberg?
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Why is gas in Russia 1.48 a gallon? Who are we sanctioning here? from 2022-03-16T19:42:39
Behind the scenes, how Ukraine oil through the Biden family funds bio weapons, and the giant cover up trying to get rid of the evidence, bonus #wheresfauci and Victoria Neuland admits to Ukrainian ...
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What if Putin is right? from 2022-03-09T14:58:58
Ukraine, NATO oversteps, globalist fears, inflationary madness and 7.00 gas. What is going on? We tell you.
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Putin wants Ukraine, Biden wants WW III, Anonymous tries to stop it. from 2022-03-02T21:23:50
Ukraine, Biden and Putin set the nuclear clock to 2 minutes to midnight. We are at DEFCON 2. National, and global suicide are the consequences of virtue signaling.
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Kamala has spoken, energy prices are about to skyrocket, we explain why the Ukraine isn’t really to blame and how this is all self inflicted from 2022-02-23T15:34:35
There are two ways to drive inflation, insane monetary policy, and high energy prices, unfortunately, the Biden administration is determined to give us both.
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Hillary Clinton should be headed to prison over the newest evidence, but no one will tell you that. from 2022-02-16T14:55:24
What if I told you there is proof that the Democrats and Clinton framed Donald Trump but mainstream media and social media are suppressing it?
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Senator Ron Johnson goes after Fauci over a 9900% increase in serious side effects in the military, and Google cancels him. from 2022-02-09T15:55:15
The tapes, the numbers, we prove it, the vax is killing us, thanks Senator Ron Johnson, and no thanks Fauci.
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Canada truckers got themselves a convoy and Biden says “No dogs, no men, no whites” for the Supreme Court. from 2022-02-02T16:00:02
250,000 Canadian truckers say no more mandates; Biden says no more white men, cars or highways.
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It started with Afghanistan, it then moves through Ukraine, Taiwan, El Salvador and Venezuela and ends in World War 3. from 2022-01-26T15:00:55
Psaki admits she works for Obama, who is in the basement taking down America through a teleprompter.Biden flips out and swears at reporters, and WW III begins.
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Texas Congregation Beth Israel synagogue attacked. If a media narrative crashes and no one cares to hear it does it make a sound? from 2022-01-19T16:00:03
A Pakistani Muslim attacks a synagogue and the Liberal Left and CAIR cry for white supremacy task forces and more gun control.
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January 6 2021, according to Kamala Harris, a day more infamous than Pearl Harbor and 9-11. from 2022-01-12T16:25:02
How many really died, and why all the suicides? Are the Clintons back?
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New York’s House Bill a416, will they arrest Ronald McDonald and Spider Man or just anyone the governor doesn’t like? from 2022-01-05T16:00:02
You go to the camps, you go to the camps, and you guys? TO THE CAMPS! Did anyone nat zi this coming?
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2021 in retrospect. from 2021-12-29T17:00:02
Everyone hates a sequel, but will 2022 simply be 2020 Two?
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The American Redoubt from 2021-12-15T16:00:02
Are Christian racists really taking over Idaho, Montana, Wyoming and parts of Washington and Oregon? With bonus BYOB (Buy your own bunker)!
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It came from Omicron Persei 8 from 2021-12-08T16:20:01
Lrrr, or Fauci thinks he is a god, NYC gets a new mandate and Biden has an issue with the unvaccinated, unless they're illegals.
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You call yourself a Christian, yet you vote Democrat? from 2021-12-01T16:25:03
Your faith should overrule your politics, with abortion, welfare, Biden, inflation, debt, Rittenhouse redux and more.
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A terrorist is as a terrorist does. BLM, ANTIFA and you. from 2021-11-24T16:30:02
Juries are everything, Waukesha, Rittenhouse and Darrell E. Brooks Jr., AKA MathBoi Fly.
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The Kyle Rittenhouse trial is examined by a 20+ year veteran of criminal defense. from 2021-11-17T16:00:19
What this trial and it's verdict mean for this supposed nation of laws.
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Ashley Biden showers with her dad?!? We won Virginia? Mileage tax? Oh, and the new infrastructure bill will kill us all. from 2021-11-10T16:00:05
Stop being distracted, within this “infrastructure bill” are the seeds for blackouts, extreme energy shortages and starvation with a mileage tax cherry on top.
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Disaster by Design, Pt. 6 “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.” from 2021-11-03T15:00:11
Biden craps himself at the Vatican, 22 of the January 6th Defendants are federal agents, the green warriors want you to die, articles of impeachment filed, more propaganda from the MSM, trust the ...
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Our Halloween show! What is scarier than the government taking all of your money while you starve with an effective tax rate over 100%? from 2021-10-27T15:25:13
Alec Baldwin shoots someone, Biden loses it on Anderson Cooper and how the end of the world as we know it is coming with inflation, shortages, hyperinflation, all of your money and freedoms gone, t...
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Chain chain chain, supply chain of fools. from 2021-10-22T02:09:39
There is no way this is not on purpose, don’t believe me? Then listen to this. The supply chain disruption is intentional and meant by the Biden administration to bring on more hardship and force c...
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Lets go Brandon! Your first amendment is gone. from 2021-10-13T15:00:04
Biden's FBI, Department of Justice and Attorney General criminalize parents' speech at school board meetings, because, C'mon MAN, the number one threat to this nation is angry parents.
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The baby killing sandwich makers are revolting from 2021-10-07T22:29:41
213 House democrats vote to legalize abortion up to and including full birth. Well, almost full birth, a toe still has to be in. They hilariously call it The Women’s Healthcare Protection Act. The...
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Every mile you drive, he’ll be taxing you! What is horrifying and hiding in the infrastructure bill part 1. from 2021-09-29T20:42:05
Jesus may be your co pilot, but the IRS is riding in the back.
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What is wrong with these doctors and nurses, why are they refusing to get vaccinated? from 2021-09-22T17:00:11
Have 3 out of 5 doctors and nurses lost their minds? What kind of anti American antivaxer idiots would defy the President and Dr. Fauci? They should all have their licenses revoked. We just need m...
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Would Nero have eaten ice cream while Rome burned? from 2021-09-15T22:07:01
I thought Biden was just demented, now I know he’s evil. He preaches unity, then goes on an Alzheimer’s fueled rampage against all Republicans, and sets his sights on dividing the nation as the va...
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Texas solves its California immigration problem by outlawing abortion and arming everyone. from 2021-09-08T16:01:02
When attempts to keep California refugees back in the blue state where they belong fail, Texas passes a couple laws to send them fleeing back to the land of fruits and nuts.
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A conversation with Biden while the world burns, then he takes a victory lap on his Rascal! from 2021-09-02T15:21
When faced with breaking a promise to the Taliban, or breaking a promise to America, Joe chooses what China wants, including sand sharks with lasers.
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Bob Ross vs. Joe Biden, Afghanistan from 2021-08-25T15:00:16
There were three ways to do it, and Beijing Biden picked the worse. We'll just put a happy little terrorist over here.
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Biden’s paranoid world, where everyone is a terrorist, except the Taliban. from 2021-08-18T16:04:02
You’re a terrorist, and you’re a terrorist, and YOU, no, you’re just a brown guy with a bomb vest, carry on.
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Miss Connecticut, say it isn’t so, or at least tell us how much you charge. from 2021-08-11T15:00:17
Famous NYC Surgeon marries a beauty queen and a hooker, I mean Escort American, at the same time, and why oh why couldn’t Dr. Kim’s last name had been “Ho”, because Regina Turner-Ho just sounds so ...
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If you think Covid Delta is bad, with until you get a load of Covid Zeta! from 2021-08-04T15:00:10
Covid Delta evolved because of the vaccines, fight me on it with bonus Covid Zeta, or as we call it, the zombie virus. Brought to you by the Umbrella Corporation.
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Neurodiversity, crazy people and you, you bigot. from 2021-07-28T15:00:17
Don’t judge Jack, you bigot, shim’s our new neurodiversity hire, just duck, he likes to throw feces.
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Crybaby Democrats flee Texas on a fleet of private jets. from 2021-07-21T15:10:03
Democrat legislators flee to avoid doing their jobs, Soros buys tickets, warrants are issued, and Kamala hands out cookies and Brave Lil’ Socialist merit badges
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If you can read this, you're a racist. from 2021-07-14T15:00:03
Math is racist, reading is no longer fundamental, but racist, and your pronoun is ballsack.
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We told you so. from 2021-07-07T16:08:15
Way back in March of 2020 our research proved that Covid was a Chinese bioweapon, don’t believe me? Listen and find out.
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Elizabeth Warren wants your comic books and vintage Jordans, and is willing to kill you to get them. from 2021-06-30T13:39:30
Taxes for everyone, everything, all the time, the Patriot Tax and the Wealth tax explained.
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Victoria's secret gets woke and ensures that you will definitely go blind if you don't stop that. from 2021-06-23T13:41:52
If Megan Rapinoe is the answer, I don't want to know the question. Bye bye angels, hello hog farm!
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Critical Race Theory, the woke concept so dumb its title has 2 oxymorons. from 2021-06-16T15:20:15
Tom Hanks is a racist because he plays white men, and Professor Killawhitey talks about her rrrrow fantasies.
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Sexual consent laws, guilty until proven innocent. You must be joking. from 2021-06-09T16:48:29
Without proof, everything is rape, and you should probably call a lawyer or at least a mobile notary for butt stuff or anything interesting.
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The Evil Lawyer’s Guide to, um marriage? from 2021-06-02T15:00:12
Nobs, slobs, woke mobs, manimony, prenups and a flamethrower.
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Is that a probe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me. from 2021-05-26T15:00:20
The gubmint admits aliens, I mean Extraterrestrial Immigrants ©™ are real, so why now?
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As fast as he’s unraveling our nation should we still call him “Slow Joe”? from 2021-05-19T15:00:11
120 days to flatten the nation; food lines, gas lines, power outages, nuclear threats, and it’s only the beginning
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Tinder Terrorism from 2021-05-12T16:56:02
Don't go to Tinder looking for an Amazon sandwich maker.
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Can you still get life for a few grams of marijuana in Texas? Yep, we’re talking about the Devil’s lettuce, AKA marijuana. from 2021-05-05T15:41:55
Gummies for dummies, lollypops bring lots of cops, and did I mention cocaine?
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You think Carter was bad, Biden slurs “hold my ensure” and crashes the whole economy. from 2021-04-28T15:00:15
What do you get when you have an incompetent ruler? High taxes, economic crashes, and nuclear war, with bonus Crimea river, Putin is rebuilding the USSR, tackle box faced SJW’s, and Bronies? Yeah,...
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SAY HIS NAME!!! Um, I can’t pronounce it. SAY HIS NAME!!!! Like I said, I can’t pronounce it. SAY HIS #$^&NAME!!! from 2021-04-21T14:51:21
Is DWB a capital offense or was it just a combination of Daunte Wright, who had a warrant for weapons fighting a cop who made a real boneheaded mistake. Bonus liability for Taser for making that t...
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Ghostgun buster Biden and Red (China) Flag laws. from 2021-04-14T15:10:15
Who you gonna call? Ghostgunbusters!
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Five billion bucks up for grabs, race baiting and reparations in California’s bankrupt Marin County. from 2021-04-07T15:00:06
You can have lots of free money if you’re “of color”. Is red included? What’s 190 trillion among friends?
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A terrorist walks into a Jewish grocery store and kills ten people because guns. from 2021-03-31T15:00:14
The left will not tell you the truth, the media will not tell you the truth because they worship their narrative above all else, but we have the truth. With Boulder’s own Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, dem...
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Donald Trump orders 3800 Asian hate crimes, and a diet coke. from 2021-03-24T15:00:18
With a number like 3800, what can we do? It's the end of the world, wait, where did they get that number?
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WAP, woke ass pirates? Wet ass-pirates? from 2021-03-18T00:55:35
Two developmentally disabled wamaloes with speech impediments strip on TV, but Dr. Seuss, Pepe Le Pew, and Speedy and Slowpoke Gonzales are offensive? Featuring Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, enorm...
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Is Derek Chauvin the fuse that lights the world afire, again? from 2021-03-10T16:00:03
I can’t believe it’s not murder, mans-laughter explained. Can I really murder someone in Minnesota and just get a ticket? Why second degree murder? Could we make first degree stick if we picked t...
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Where am I and what am I doing, not good words coming from the president especially when he just bombed the wrong country. from 2021-03-03T16:35:11
Biden comes out of his basement then gets lost on stage, the 25th amendment and Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump absolutely crushes it at CPAC. The first 9 figure pillow fight as Dominion sues My Pillow...
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Snowmageddon, or how the Texas utility companies screwed you almost as hard as your insurance company is about to. from 2021-02-24T19:51:53
Pay your electric bill and you'll have electricity. WRONG. Pay your premiums, and your insurance company will help you when disaster strikes, right? WRONG. Are you in good hands? Nope. Are they a ...
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Will Democrats dig up Reagan and impeach him too? Where does this madness end? #Trump #impeachment from 2021-02-11T02:23:32
It’s not legal to impeach a former president, but luckily two rabid liberal law professors have come up with a work around. Have you or a loved one been affected by TDS or Trump Derangement Syndrom...
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What’s old and white and just upgraded from his basement to a fortified compound behind 30,000 National Guardsmen? from 2021-02-03T18:42:38
Say it isn’t so, Joe. Joe Biden says a dictator is a guy who rules by executive order then signed 42 of them in his first week while hiding behind a wall and 30,000 Guardsmen, smashing all previou...
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You think buzzed driving is drunk driving? Wanna fight me on it? from 2021-01-27T16:20:05
The Evil Lawyer discusses his opinion on the difference between buzzed driving and drunk driving, with examples and explanations of why field sobriety tests are BS, for entertainment purposes only.
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The Evil Lawyers Guide to Inciting an Insurrection, 2=2=5, why trust your lying ears when there's CNN? from 2021-01-21T15:46:27
Facts? We don't need no stinking facts! This was what we say it was. We must impeach and convict. No evidence is necessary. See? See what you made us do to Washington DC? It looks like Beijing
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The internet, now with 100% less freedom of speech! from 2021-01-13T15:52:04
Hello Government property! It has come to our attention that you say things that we think are bad, mostly because they interfere with our power. To make you safer, we, the Government, have partner...
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Once upon a time a very old, very drunk troll had her troll mansion vandalized. She said to herself, “Nanshy, I don’t snow shy this keepsh a from 2021-01-06T17:06:24
Nancy Pelosi has her house vandalized with demands for free rent, free money and a great big anarchy symbol, but blames…white nationalists? With doodoo in the yard, genitalia on the video surveill...
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2021 will make 2020 look like 2019 from 2020-12-30T18:34:53
It’s almost a new year. How bad will it get and how can you save yourself?
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The Evil lawyer Christmas show from 2020-12-23T12:43:39
Can snowmen lead to rioting and the collapse of Western civilization? Yes, yes they can.
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I can’t believe they gave me life, it was just WEED!!! from 2020-12-16T16:41:35
Life sentences for pot in 2020? You betcha!
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4 or 5 magic words to stop the police in their tracks! from 2020-12-08T16:42:31
Why they can keep questioning you even if you holler 5th amendment and how to make it stop with when can they make you consent to search and "Well, we just gonna wait here alllll day for them dope ...
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California’s new restrictions, err, freedom allowances to flatten the population. from 2020-12-01T13:24:37
Just go straight to the section on Nancy Pelosi’s bikini wax while getting her butthole bleached, you’ll thank me.
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The Evil Lawyer presents The Very Woke First Thanksgiving from 2020-11-23T17:05:11
Everything you have heard about Thanksgiving is wrong, the pilgrims were monsters!
Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%
The Evil Lawyer’s Guide to Breakin 2, Electric Boogaloo, AKA civil war 2020. from 2020-11-19T14:24:39
How the left will start a civil war, with Kamala protein shake fu, Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo fu, media fu, creepy child sniffing fu, court fu, millions of imaginary voters fu and the award for s...
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The Evil Lawyer returns from his Biden reeducation camp with a new outlook and a new friend. from 2020-11-09T17:53:27
The Evil Lawyer converts to a purple haired, tackle box faced soy-boy. Featuring a thgizmogorph ton of Fauchi fu, tackle box face fu, toxic male gaze fu, 901 genders fu, and thank you sir may I n...
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Trump wins presidency Biden steals it and Harris becomes president. from 2020-11-04T17:53:18
China’s overnight currency manipulation shows the fix is in. With disappearing numbers, disappearing news, spontaneously appearing bags of votes, Josh Shapiro, PA Attorney General , calls election ...
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Oh Joe, why you gotta be so stupid!!! from 2020-10-28T18:02:29
China Joe exposed, going back decades. With Hunter Biden fu,Tony Bobilinski fu, baba booey fu, coke fu, underage hooker fu, ass line snorting fu, and 47 years of screwing we the people like a 2 buc...
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Hunter Biden, such a cheapie, buys budget crack that makes him sleepy. from 2020-10-21T17:18:37
What if your son just cost you the election because he refused to pick up his laptop chock full of incriminating pictures and emails implicating you and your family in everything from payoffs from ...
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Bill Burr torched his career on SNL, and it was spectacular from 2020-10-12T17:15:10
With not real and totally fake apologies to SNL, Woke rich white b##ches in Gucci, tackle box faced purple haired 300 pound SJWs, soy boys, rainbow folks, cancel culture, gay slaves, NYC, child m...
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The debate between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace and the compassionate left reacts to Trump's diagnosis with delightful hopes of death. from 2020-10-05T14:58:21
We address the debate between Donald Trump and Chris Walace, with Joe Biden watching, confused, the left's obsession with death, and more Soros funded shenanigans.
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The Breonna Taylor situation is not at all what it appears to be. from 2020-10-01T11:43:35
Have you ever read a warrant? We go over the entire thing and the surprise forensic evidence, who really killed Breonna Taylor?
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Remembering Darth Bader Ginsburg from 2020-09-22T13:18:27
Ding dong the... Evil comes in small packages, with prison rape fu, abortion fu, man hating fu, constitution fu and #RBG fu.
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Netflix goes full pedo from 2020-09-15T14:08:43
Netflix cuties, California boys, and Facebook groups go full pedo. Is this bizarro world or is something else at play? #CancelNetflix
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Biden’s Tinder profile from 2020-09-08T13:58:59
Even a mean demented molesting squirrel finds the occasional nut. Can you say President Pelosi?
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Two minutes to Midnight. from 2020-09-01T14:00:58
What does Kyle Rittenhouse, George Soros, BLM and Philadelphia have to do with the end of America?
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When great racks go to war, the Alyssa Milano Rose McGowan #catfight from 2020-08-25T12:01:39
With pound me too fu, Weinstein fu, #catfight fu, Charmed fu, Witch fu, Oprah Fu, daytime TV fu, lezbo vampire fu, celebrity cell phone fu and why it’s called Hollywierd.
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The First Amendment says WHAT? Yeah, Fredo, it says that, Cuomos, whaddaya gonna do. from 2020-08-18T13:00:59
The news is not the news, with CNN fu, Soros fu, Coumo Fu, propaganda fu, riot fu, aluminum bat fu, AK-47 fu, libtard fu, Portllujah fu, Seattlestan fu, Minneaplestan fu, and one pissed off evil la...
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Is the Evil Lawyer a Christian? from 2020-08-12T00:55:10
Yes he is, but man is it difficult sometimes!
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Is it aggravated assault when I punch you for annoying me? from 2020-08-04T13:47:18
The assault show, why can’t you just punch someone who deserves it and pay the fine like the old days? With kung fu, face smashing car jack fu, chainsaw fu, ass brushing fu, elbow fu, annoying fa...
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Get out of debt...by not paying for anything! from 2020-07-29T13:23:25
If you don't pay your bills, you'll have more money! How to use the system to avoid those pesky debts and collectors.
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What the heck is qualified immunity and why is everyone trying to get rid of it? from 2020-07-21T14:58:24
Do you swear or affirm to tell your truth, your truth and nothing but your truth? Main Stream Media is lying, as usual. Qualified immunity has nothing to do with Covid 19 or criminal cases. The ...
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Rioting makes you immune to Covid. from 2020-07-15T13:35:54
Odd things that confer Covid immunity, like riots, fire, bricks and Molotov cocktails.
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Can we just get one lawyer to represent us both? from 2020-07-07T19:27:47
Yes, maybe. The collaborative divorce, how, why, when, and if you can get along that well, why not just stay married?
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I don’t need no lawyer, I’ll just represent myself! from 2020-06-30T22:50:41
These words frequently predate homelessness, meeting your new prison boyfriend, and never seeing your kids again. No matter how much Judge Judy you watch. With awful public defenders, cousin in l...
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My lawyer sucks! What do I do? from 2020-06-24T14:45:55
How to get rid of a lawyer who shows up drunk, high or not at all. War stories about car wrecks, drunk lawyers, high lawyers, crazy lawyers and cheap lawyers. How to be a good client. How not to...
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I just got pulled over and I’m freaking out! from 2020-06-17T22:29:58
Getting pulled over may ruin your day, but it doesn’t have to ruin your year, how to (possibly) get out of a ticket.
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The Evil Lawyer's Guide to online dating. from 2020-06-09T14:21:51
Dating is hell. Featuring: Match and Tinder and Bumble and Plenty of Fish oh my! Why setting your friends up is like vouching for someone with the mob. Have you aged out of the gold digger system a...
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The Evil Lawyer’s guide to rioting. from 2020-06-03T18:55:29
Put down the PS4 controller and climb out of your mom’s basement, you too can get a job that pays 15 bucks an hour plus keep what you loot. It’s not even BYOB, bricks are provided. Learn why a cop ...
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Divorce, quarantine style. Divorce lawyers and military schools are about to get very busy. Introducing the reverse custody battle, no you from 2020-05-26T13:45:53
Did you ever think you’d have to be around those people, every stinking hour of every day? Did you just realize that your children really are the rotten horrible spoiled crotchfruit their teachers...
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He who controls the news, controls the universe, you elected them and more on The Unreasonable Patriot Part 1 from 2020-05-19T14:29:35
Give me liberty or give me convenience, #California, #theRealDonaldTrump #Obama #MSM #Michigan #Texas #Reopen
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The new bill called HR 6666, the bill so evil they named it 1 and 1/3 times lets them use your tax dollars to hire private contractors to co from 2020-05-13T14:32:02
HB 6666 the bill so evil 3 6s were not enough lets them come to your house and remove you, if you have had contact with certain people. It's as though #CaroleBaskin was riding a #murderhornet with ...
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The Evil Lawyer's Guide to the virus that ate the world, unofficially part 3. from 2020-05-05T12:55:58
China fooled you all, the WHO was in on it, and they might have gotten away with it if not for that meddling Dr. Li Wenliang. Tedross is a war criminal. Tyson, Smithfield and artificial food shorta...
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The lawyer jokes show from 2020-04-28T15:03:17
Anyone else tired of talking about Covid-19? Here are some lawyer jokes. No lawyers were injured during the making of these jokes. Probably.
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I always feel like, somebody’s watching me. Covid-19 and the blueprints of the architecture of oppression. from 2020-04-22T14:13:01
At first it was just the tip. How Apple, Facebook, Google and #BillGates are using the pandemic to firmly cement the architecture of oppression and what you can do to throw a monkey wrench into the...
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If we don’t do something to China, we owe Iraq an apology. Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, AKA Dr. Fauci and Mr. Gates want you to submit to their n from 2020-04-15T13:10:10
We get censored by Apple! China must be punished. Dr. Fauci is a shill for Bill Gates. This is a bio weapon attack. How Bill Gates is using this to get you and everyone else in the world under his ...
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Yes, it is constitutional for the government to tell you to stay home. from 2020-04-07T14:10:37
We have the opportunity to be the second greatest generation, and all most of us have to do is stay home. Do you really want a revolution? Covid 19 is a bioweapon and we must crush China. Stop b...
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Sars CoV-2, Covid-19 is an engineered bioweapon from 2020-03-31T14:56:54
We analyze China's bio-warfare capabilities going back to 1944 and prove that Covid-19, AKA the Chinese virus, AKA the Wuhan Coronavirus AKA Kung-Flu the latest in a series of engineered bio-weapons.
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Martial law, Marshal law, Marshall law, the Stafford act and why you should be very very afraid. from 2020-03-24T14:00:36
They can lock you up and throw away the key. Thanks Chinese Virus! Shelter in place is PC for quarantine and of course we have to shut the country down, almost 400 people are dead! The government ...
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You can’t quarantine me! I know my rights! No, actually, you don’t. Part 1 of the Coronavirus Chronicles. from 2020-03-17T17:21:31
When the State Bar of Texas starts asking for lawyer volunteers to represent the quarantined you know it’s serious. 5,000,000 infected? The Covid -19, kung flu coronavirus , the state, and you! Wh...
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There’s no business like ho business. How to be a ho and get away with it! from 2020-03-11T11:43
I want to be a ho, but I don’t know how? Getting clients and making money. How much can I make? Do I have to be really hot? How do I keep from being arrested? Is there always sex involved? That do...
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How to beat a DWI, Part 2 from 2020-03-04T12:04:31
Real courtroom war stories. Can you beat a DWI when you’re 3 times over the limit and piss yourself in the police car? What if you’re 5 times over the limit? What if you show up for court drunk? Wh...
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Getting away with drunk driving, unstacking the deck. (only for use in a zombie apocalypse) Part 1. from 2020-02-26T12:09:18
I’m a whore. How to not get pulled over. You have the right to remain silent, but do you have the ability? The catch all of “or otherwise impaired” and how you can get a DWI for prescription meds...
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How to get away with murder. from 2020-02-19T12:02:37
Are you a serial killer? Do you binge watch Investigation Discovery (ID) aka the murder network? Do you drive a Camry? Does your Home Depot or Lowes receipt read shovel, sawzall, lime, lawn size tr...
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The sneak attack divorce, no one cares that your just aren’t happy, Karen! from 2020-02-12T12:09:14
Where’s my stuff? Hey, where are my kids? What happened?!?!? Domestic violence, forensic accountants, offshore accounts and a gazillion dollars, oh my! What is yours, theirs and y’alls? The common ...
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The second amendment show, Jesus, 3 trillion pages of laws, and a little politics. from 2020-02-04T12:06:46
The second amendment, why it is there, and what it really means. Democrats suck, but so do republicans, the left wing and the right wing are on the same bird. Drunk Nancy Pelosi. Could you repres...
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Everybody was Kung Flu fighting! from 2020-01-28T15:12:36
Be afraid, be very very afraid of the Wuhan coronavirus, SARS and Mers. The Kung flu and you. I go all Alex Jones/Art Bell on you guys. If everyone wouldn’t be dead by then I’d save this one for Ha...
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I KNOW MY RIGHTS! No, actually you don't. Body disposal and explaining and laughing about criminals and the First, Second, Fourth and Fifth from 2020-01-21T12:34:11
When can a cop kick you door in (hint, it's not just when you're being loud and drunk). But what if I'm in the middle of a murder? Probable cause and a pool full of drunks, screaming victims and gu...
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The million moms are a bunch of f-word ing bat s-word crazy c-words. from 2020-01-14T17:42:48
Why all letters are offensive and therefore we should talk in suggestive grunts or emojis, but wait, they’re offensive too. Burger King offends a million fragile outrage addicted moms, but who was...
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And Iran, Iran so far away from 2020-01-06T15:19:44
What if Ted Nugent was up in the sky throwing warheads at terrorists? Does Qassem Soleimani still get his 72 virgins if he shows up to paradise in a bucket? Why you should not mess with America. Wi...
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Don’t mess with Texas from 2020-01-03T19:47:39
Keith Thomas Kinnunen West Freeway Church of Christ in White Settlement shooting, Jack Wilson is a great shot, Texas gun laws, if it don’t work in Chicago stop doing it! Gun control equals more mur...
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Venezuela Pt. 2, literal voodoo economics staring Bolivar’s bones, Maduro, Chavez, Castro, Stalin and Hitler from 2019-12-23T02:56:01
Harry Potter breaks bad, witches and socialists and dictators oh my! It’s all fun and games until they dig you up and snort your bones. Did we mention witches? More witches. Socialist Satanists, Le...
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We talk to a Venezuelan and I lost 24 pounds with Socialism! from 2019-12-17T15:03:57
Part 1 of 2. We talk with a Venezuelan about what socialism does to a country, hint, it’s not good. With missing billions, witchcraft, the Socialist weight loss plan, those pesky socialistic millen...
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When experts attack. Trump hating zealots descend from their ivory towers and tell us that Trump is guilty, we don’t have any evidence, we d from 2019-12-10T15:25:05
What do you do when you have no facts? Put on experts, with bonus Baron bashing, lying under oath, OMG, is that a Clinton, Karlan trying and testilying. Democrat superheroes Noah Feldman, Pam Karla...
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Impeachment, the coup we would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling truth loving deplorables. from 2019-12-05T12:03:53
Coach Trump meets super ninja hearsay. Is Schiff a child molesting kewpie doll, or does he just look like one. Featuring Drunk Nancy Pelosi, Sleepy Joe Biden, Horny Hunter Biden, OMG, a Clinton, do...
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How do you know it's over. from 2019-11-19T20:38:39
Lying, cheating, pawning rings, swapping out diamonds, 14th husbands, I told you I was a whore when you met me, and other hints your relationship might be ending.
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Why you should never set up your friends on dates with alternatives to dating, including the hell that is the internet, Ukrainians and fart from 2019-11-13T12:29:52
Setting up a couple of friends is like vouching for someone with the mob, purple hats and Cadillacs, is she trained or just a train wreck, how much is that Ukrainian in the window? With bonus capit...
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On this episode we talk hot celebrity jail queens with Felicity Huffman, Lil Kim, Khloe Kardashian, Naomi Campbell, Martha, Martha, Martha from 2019-11-06T14:59:06
Today we talk about celebrity jailbirds like Lil Kim, Felicity Huffman and also the difference between jail and prison, hint, it’s all in the raping. Bonus Coke, Meth and Molly, Starck club memorie...
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Daddy, mommy says I’m a girl. #savejames from 2019-10-30T14:29:11
Frankenmom goes to sue. Want her boy James called Luna too. Dad sues back and what a mess. Can we make this little boy wear a dress? With Kim Harmon Gatlin of GCB and Rich Emberlin of RHOD #savejames
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Gold digger gold medalist, It’s not length, it’s the width, of your wallet from 2019-10-22T14:16:02
Should gold digging be an Olympic Sport? The money man vs. the dick man. Are personal trainers the divorced woman equivalent of strippers for the divorced man? Is everyone a cheating thieving, worn...
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Starting with cheating, cheating cheaters and the cheats who cheat with them. If they cheat with you, will they cheat on you? from 2019-10-15T12:27
The Evil Lawyer and Kim Harmon Gatlin pose and answer: what is mate poaching? Can cheaters make it with their own kind or is it just a good idea because it keeps them away from the rest of us? Can...
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When is the right time to rub out a witness? Joshua Brown, witness for the prosecution of Amber Guyger found shot. from 2019-10-08T16:20:47
The Evil Lawyer speaks with Rich Emberlin of RHOD, Dallas Swat and Live PD about Joshua Brown's murder, conspiracies, prison ink, when is the right time to rub out a witness, circumcision scars, B...
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Amber Guyger, racist dogs, life sentences, and OJ Simpson oh my. from 2019-10-02T18:00
The Evil Lawyer discusses the punishment phase of the Amber Guyger trial, racist dogs, what you should never post on social media, civil liability for a justified killing and bumper stickers to av...
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Amber Guyger Trial - Part 3 – Justified Shootings and Riots from 2019-09-30T20:50:49
We discuss the Amber Guyger trial, justified shootings and will there be riots in Dallas if Amber Guyger is not convicted? Rich Emberlin of Live PD, Dallas SWAT and The Real Housewives of Dallas jo...
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Amber Guyger Trial - Part 2 – Police Shootings from 2019-09-30T19:24
In the second part of our Amber Guyger trial discussions we talk more about the trial, police shootings, and previous riots that have followed similar cases. Our guest is Rich Emberlin of Live PD, ...
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Amber Guyger Trial - Part 1 – The Case from 2019-09-30T19:15
Rich Emberlin of Live PD, Dallas SWAT and The Real Housewives of Dallas stops by to discuss the Amber Guyger trial and his career as an undercover narcotics officer.
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