Podcasts by The F*ck Ups Guide To Not F*cking Up

FOOL'S GOLD from 2020-09-23T09:52:51

It's finally here the much anticipated and highly talked about season two finale for The F*ck Ups Guide To Not F*cking Up!

Thank you to all of our listeners and a b...

ON THE POD AGAIN from 2020-09-08T23:55:02

On the pod again

The F*ck Ups just can't wait to get on the pod again

The life I love is makin' podcast with my friends

And the F*ck Ups can't wait to get on the pod again.<...

IGNORANCE ISN'T BLISS from 2020-09-02T00:48

A message from the F*ck Ups, before you knock this episode try it.

POP 'n' LOCK from 2020-08-26T01:28:58

Yo VIP let's kick it

F*ck Ups babyF*ck Ups babyAll right stop collaborate and listenThe F*ck Ups are back with a brand new podcast

The F*cks locked ourselves o...

PROS&CON-CERTS from 2020-08-09T13:05

The F*ck Ups come out of retirement to play one last farewell tour singing some of their great hits like.

Welcome To The Lackluster Parade

Rock And Roll All Ni...

EVERYONE POOPS from 2020-07-28T23:10:35

WARNING POOP TALK

Welcome to the shit show!

Featuring the ultimate number two and second-time guest Adriana F. Garcia.

The F*ck Ups shit down and shift ...

NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP from 2020-07-21T18:12:05

The F*ck Ups throw in the towel.

see the link in the description for details.

https://www...

TILL DEBT DO US PA from 2020-07-15T02:50:02

Debt collectors have finally tracked down the Fuck Ups and made them give up the goods in this episode.

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE F*CK UPS’ MIND from 2020-07-07T20:03

The F*ck Ups are on a journey of self-discovery hopefully, we won’t end up in a South American prison just like last time.

Self-introspection Pro Tips from The F*ck Ups!

Dusty’s Pr...

IT'S BEEN AWHILE from 2020-06-30T23:39:06

And it's been awhile

Since The F*ck Ups first saw you

And it's been awhile Since We could call you.

The F*ck Ups talk about reconnecting with old friend...

DATIN ON A DEADLINE from 2020-06-23T23:45:05

Summer loving had me a blast

Summer loving happened so fast

I met a girl crazy for me

Met a boy cute as can be

Summer days drifting away to oh oh the summer nights Listen

STEREOTYPING from 2020-06-17T00:52:13

A message from The F*ck Ups

Try to be better every day, curb the hate, and be an advocate for the change.

Every person in this world deserves the same opportun...

RAGE AGAINST THE QUARANTINE from 2020-05-26T23:33:38

In this mid-season cliff hanger, The F*ck Ups Wake Up and Take The Power Back as we Testify to our rage and ask the tough questions like How Could You Just Kill A Man.

Big thank you to al...

COMMITTING HAIRY-KIRI. from 2020-05-19T22:49:15

Pro hairstyle tips from The F*ck Ups

Dusty's Pro Tip: "Business in the front, party in the back. The man with a mullet is ready for every occasion."

Joel's P...

THE DATE ESCAPE from 2020-05-12T21:49:51

Based on a true story,

Imprisoned during COVID-19 in an apartment in LA, a group of Allied podcasters break out of a Nazi prison and force enemy soldiers from the f...

THE YOUNG AND THE RECKLESS from 2020-05-05T23:46

The F*ck Ups were once young, dumb, and reckless after thousands of fuck ups we learned from our mistakes becoming experts in our field now we are only dumb and reckless this week we chat about ...

SAY YES TO DISTRESS ! from 2020-04-29T01:26

The long waiting and munched talked about sequel to episode 14 I DONT NO !

The F*ck Ups say yes to distress by recalling some of our best and worse times saying YES...

THE F*CK UP’S UP IN SMOKE from 2020-04-20T17:47:07

-allegedly-

“The podcast you are about to hear may startle you. It would not have been possible otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is des...

PODCAST NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED from 2020-04-15T00:45:49

“Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.”

-Nasreddin-

The F*ck Ups do our best Judge Dredd impressions while we chat about what it means to be crit...

GONE IN SEX-TY SECONDS from 2020-04-07T23:47

Featuring “Dr.” Mr. and Mrs. Pereira

Lock down your sexy time or it may be... GONE IN SEX-TY SECONDS.

The F*ck Ups are joined by two experts in the field of having the mood ruined....

I PLED THE FIIIIIIF !!! from 2020-03-31T23:03:27

“There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE!...

ONE FLEW OVER THE F*CK UPS NEST from 2020-03-25T01:03:48

The F*ck Ups fight for their mental stability; in this episode, we tackle the struggles of keeping sane in an insane world.

PRO TIPS FROM THE F*CK UPS

Learn something new.

D...

SENSATIONALIZATION from 2020-03-18T00:00:46

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mindI always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind M-m-m-my CORONA (covid-19).

The F*ck Ups are hyped !!!

With all the Media atten...

PODCAST AND PREJUDICE from 2020-03-10T23:32:50

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some. It takes Different podcasts to move the world.

The F*ck Ups get personal in...

DEAD MEN TELL NO FAILS from 2020-03-04T03:14:22

Much like the 5th Pirates of the Caribbean, don’t expect too much. In this episode, The F*ck Ups talk about our near death experiences and life flashing before our eyes.

Pro Tips in this ...

THE F*CK UPS GUIDE TO REFLECTING from 2020-02-13T02:23

Season 1 greatest hits!

Big thank you to all the listeners and a special thank you to Tamyia Masek and Steven Salaysay for contributing to The F*ck Ups!

The F*ck Ups take a loo...

DO THE WRONG THING from 2020-02-05T01:05:23

A VOIZ BOX JOINT

Featuring Bill Gensinger as Samuel L. Jackson and starring The F*ck Ups as themselves.

On the hottest day of the year on a street in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section...

REST IN PEACE from 2020-01-29T01:03:07

The F*ck Ups send good vibes into the universe and tackle the tough subject of dealing with death.

HANGOVER HELPER : STOVE TOP RECIPE from 2020-01-22T01:20:27

THE PRAIRIE OYSTER HANGOVER CURE

1 egg(s)

1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

salt

pepper

2 dashes Tabasco

old-fashioned glass

Instructions:

C...

500 DAYS OF REJECTION from 2020-01-15T01:00:36

Pro Tips from The F*ck-Ups

Pro Tip 1: SHOOT YO SHOT

Pro Tip 2: (605) 475-6968: The Rejection Hotline, which politely explains to the individual that whoever ...

NEW YEAR WHO DIS? from 2020-01-08T01:05

The F*ck-Ups stand resolute and start the New Year on the right foot while talking about our past failed resolutions.

ALL’S SMELL THAT ENDS WELL from 2019-12-24T23:45

We at The F*ck-Ups Guide wish you a Happy Holiday with this non-holiday themed episode.

The F*ck-Ups get into our do’s and dont's of hygiene. Sherwyn-isum #37 - Bid...

LOOSE - EP 1 OF 42 from 2019-12-18T01:34

Feat. Alexander Pacillas

Part 1 of our 42 part series

In this aptly named series of interviews The F*ck-Ups get down with expert guests getting tips and tricks...

ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXT-ES from 2019-12-11T00:39

“IT’S COMPLICATED” ISN’T A RELATIONSHIP STATUS.

The F*ck-Ups get personal and talk about backsliding with ex-girlfriends.

THANK YOU, COME AGAIN! from 2019-12-04T01:15

Why are retail workers the best in bed?

Because the customer always comes first.

Featuring Nick Seaney

The Fuck Ups get down with our guest Nick Seaney ...

ALL YOU CAN EAT SELFISH from 2019-11-27T00:41

To be selfish or not to be selfish, that is the question.

The F*ck-Ups talk about being used, treating yourself, and learning when to be selfish or selfless.

I DONT NO! from 2019-11-20T00:28

Get to know your no!

The F*ck Ups learn when to say NO!

Sometimes you just have to treat yo' self and just stay home.

Or say no to that dinner party ...

THE DAILY FRUGAL from 2019-11-12T14:12

“The F*ck Ups, huh? They are a menace! Thugs! We were just lucky the police arrived when they did before all those innocent people were hurt.”

-J. Jonah Jameson-

We strap on our be...

HALLOWINNING from 2019-10-30T13:38

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

I knew it would come back to haunt me.

The F*ck-Ups break down some of our best and worst Hallowinning stories....

ACT YOUR WAGE from 2019-10-22T23:38

Featuring Jacquelyn Vrooman

Show us the money!

The F*ck Ups learn about finding their worth and acting your wage. With the invaluable insight and ...

TO POD AND CAST IN L.A. from 2019-10-15T00:56

To pod and cast in L.A.

Where everyday the F*ck-Ups try to fatten our pockets.

Us, as podcasters hustle for the cash, so it's hard to knock it.

A MATTER OF NATIONAL INSECURITY from 2019-10-09T00:43

Featuring Adriana F. Garcia

The F*ck-Ups present a most unique psychological investigation into the mind of a future serial killer.

On this weeks episode, our special guest Adriana...

STYLE AND ERROR from 2019-09-25T02:08

Style tips from The F*ck Ups -

"Avoid JNCOs, Fedoras, and Factory 2-U. If all else fails, wear a tuxedo shirt."

SOCIAL-LIES AND TRUTH from 2019-09-10T01:30

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. You want to be where you can see, our trouble...

MOVING ON OUT TO THE EAST SIDE from 2019-08-28T00:48

Pro Tips per The F*ck-Ups:

Joel says, "Find a friend with a truck, (but not him)."

Sherwyn says, "Just hire a few people outside of Home Depot and let them sort it out."

Dus...

SIDE HUSTLE AND FLOW from 2019-08-19T00:48

You know it's hard out here for a podcaster trying to get this money for the rent. In this episode, The F*ck-Ups talk about all the side hustles and how to get that $$$.

APARTMENT OF EDUCATION from 2019-08-11T22:59

"Just write apartment life is a way passage of life, dealing with dog poop, sirens at 4am, and neighbors quinceanera. Or something like that."

-Sherwyn Salaysay

CALVIN AND HOBBIES from 2019-07-28T23:05

In this episode The Fuck Ups take a piss on what is means to have a hobby

DRIVING MISS DAISY from 2019-07-20T02:28

It doesn't matter if you podcast by a inch or a mile, podcasting is podcasting.

-The Fast and Furious-

CAMPING IS IN-TENTS from 2019-07-20T02:24

We've enjoyed pitching tents ever since we were young and in this episode we talk about campings greatest questions like...Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Is this mushroom edible? Should I wipe w...