Podcasts by The Final Bros Tonight

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 58 - It's About the MUSIC! from 2020-04-30T04:40:11

It's about the MUSIC. Our couples get defined, love triangles become pentagons and quadrangles, and you gotta protect Sheridan at all costs. Also Kesha and Jason Mraz are here. This episode is w...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 57 - Would Elvis Watch The Bachelor? from 2020-04-23T17:22:48

Oh boy, this show just keeps getting better and better. Four dates? Sheridan being a perfect boy? Did Trevor cheat on his girlfriend? Also there's singing and music happening, maybe too much of ...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 56 - The Number One Jam from 2020-04-16T03:25:11

We did it, and we didn't hate it. The world of Bachelor Nation is entering a new chapter, a more musical chapter, perhaps a more chaotic chapter, and your favorite hosts are here to discuss it a...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 55 - What Can't The Bachelor Present?! from 2020-04-09T17:22:04

Well, in these dark times, your favorite hosts have caved and decided to cover the upcoming show The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart, and as always, we begin with a cast reveal episode i...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 54 - The Fall of Wonderboy from 2020-03-12T17:34:42

It's time for the finale. Who will Peter pick? Will they stay together? Does he still have feelings for the runner up? Will Chris Harrison meddle in the affairs of the Weber family? How does Bar...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 53 - [all speaking at once] from 2020-03-05T01:10:13

We finally did it. We cover a Women Tell All episode. It goes okay.

Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of  ...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 52 - Alex Gets Gross in This One from 2020-02-27T00:16:08

It's time for the F%&k Palace, the literal sex dates, and Alex finally broke down and made some real gross jokes. Here we go. It's time to get horny.

Our opening music is "What is Lov...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 51 - Hometowns! The Part of the Season Where Peter Goes to the Hometowns! from 2020-02-20T00:17:26

You know what time it is. We say it several times. We talk about them hometowns. Let's go.

Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing  music is "Wonderboy...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 50 - Alan Makes a Gross Joke...Again from 2020-02-17T18:34:53

Somehow, in violation of the will of the gods, we've made it to episode fifty. Things haven't changed a lot. It's the week before hometowns, and there's still a weird set up of one-on-one's and ...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 49 - I am Mrs. Nesbitt! from 2020-02-11T05:03:08

Alright, a little later than usual, sure, but we had FIVE HOURS to cover today, and we gotta get ready to record again in a few days. We keep it real. One on ones, the best group date ever, and ...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 48 - Fun Time in Cleveland Today! from 2020-01-31T17:00

Cleveland rocks! What else can we say?

Our  opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing   music is "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, and our play of  ...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 47 - A Very Funny Episode Title from 2020-01-30T00:39:58

Gonna be real, this episode is not our finest work. We recorded late, since Alex got sick, and I think we had pretty much forgotten the events of the episode by the time we recorded it. We'll do...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 46 - Nothing is impossible, just drink it! from 2020-01-15T23:00:44

Week 2! Everything is all fucky because of the weird pacing last week, but let's pick up where we left off! Hannah B! Hannah Ann! Champagne! Get horny. I'm tired of writing these goddamn blurbs....

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 45 - Wonderboy and the Beast from 2020-01-08T21:09:02

It's finally time. Pilot Peter has opened the doors to the plane, and we're boarding. I don't know what to write in this space anymore. It's the premiere, it's good, and we have feelings about i...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 44 - The Twenty-Second Pilot from 2019-12-20T02:11

We're back, and it's time to get ready for the upcoming season of The Bachelor, starring Peter the Pilot. Dad has introduced us to the women competing for the final rose, and your favorite hosts...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 43 - The Future of Casual Entertainment from 2019-10-21T20:58:22

Alright, it's finally time to do this shit. We're gonna talk about Bachelor in Paradise, in our annual "Oops, we didn't cover BiP so now we have to recap the entire season in one episode and it'...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 42 - Oops, We Did It Again! from 2019-08-28T23:19:23

It's Britney, bitch. But we totally realize we're deep into Bachelor in Paradise, and we never even released an episode about Hannah's finale! So we're doing that today! We'll talk about the fin...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 41 - Mambo No. 69 from 2019-07-26T16:47:22

I hate this title so gotdang much why did you do this to me Alan? Anyway, it's time for the F&%k Palace, the part of the season where smashing may or may not occur. We'll also be talking abo...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 40 - Hometowns! The Part of the Season Where Hannah goes to the Hometowns! from 2019-07-15T19:45:42

 Alright, it's that time once again. It's our favorite running joke of the podcast. Hometowns, the part of the season where Hannah goes to the hometowns. We'll discuss the four remaining bo...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 39 - The Lunchmeat Throwdown from 2019-07-13T19:12:51

 It's the week before hometowns, and it's time to decide who's going home, and who's going home. Luke is still around, and he still sucks. 

Our opening music is "What is Love" b...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 38 - Chekov's Bra from 2019-06-27T17:54:08

Oh man, this episode was horny. If only we had a tagline for that. We don't though. It's finally a normal episode of The Bachelorette, chock full of one-on-one dates, a group date, and hoo boy t...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 37 - Sons of Skyrim from 2019-06-19T18:54:17

It didn't get better, and we honestly spent half this episode just playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. We'll talk about the roughly half-an-episode's worth of content we got, which was garbage,...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 36 - Triangle Man Hates Person Man from 2019-06-04T19:39:54

Guys, this one was hard to get through. There's some Luke on Luke drama, and by some, I mean way too much. We discuss Like Mike and Holes a bit too. I dunno. Enjoy.

Our opening music is "...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 35 - What are you Doing in my Swamp?! (feat. Francesca Toy) from 2019-05-29T18:12:57

Our podcast is finally ready for presidency, and we're celebrating with our first guest host! Francesca Toy, former host of the podcast Toyin' Around, joins us to recap Week 3 of Hannah's journe...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 34 - Pre-meditated Nugget Crime from 2019-05-23T17:54:32

It's finally time to Roll Tide! After taking a week off of recording, which works in our favor since week 1 is usually pretty light, content-wise, your favorite hosts are back to get into the de...

The Final Bros Tonight, Ep. 33 - The Gravitas from 2019-05-10T20:56:46

It's a brand new look, a brand new name, and the same dumb podcast! Alex and Alan are back, a week earlier than expected, re-capping the Bachelorette Reunion episode, and giving some hot takes o...

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 32 - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) from 2019-03-14T20:10:38

Akon isn't in this episode, sorry to get your hopes up. But it's time to finish this season off...with a bang? Oof, that felt gross just to type out. But it's time for Alan and Alex to address t...

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 31 - ACTUALLY The Most Dramatic Episode Yet from 2019-03-05T06:08:58

Return to the F&%K Palace, and holy shit is it wild. Honestly, this was actually the most dramatic episode yet, and we're comin' with the hottest, freshest takes, straight from the bar. Also...

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 30 - Hometowns! The Part of the Season where Colton goes to the Hometowns! from 2019-03-01T20:02:10

It's back! The stupidest joke on this podcast returns for another installment of Hometowns! The part of the season where Colton goes to the Hometowns! We'll recap one of the consistently terribl...

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 29 - Refill the Goof Tap from 2019-02-22T17:29:43

 As the final episode of our Catch-Up trilogy arrives, we thought the Goof Tap had run dry. We were wrong. We've got goofs for days here on BBR as we cover the DRAMATIC week before Hometown...

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 28 - The Butt Grabbin' Bachelor from 2019-02-21T18:12

The second release in our trilogy, it's time to go to Vietnam, shout "Good Morning", and get HORNY. Lookin' at you, Hannah G. 

Our opening music is "What is Love" by Hadd...

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 27 - She Doesn't Know the Rules! from 2019-02-21T00:17:16

The first in our trilogy of episodes releasing this week. We'll talk about Week 5 of The Bachelor, all the drama, all the roses, and all the dates. Roses are involved. Someone dies. Not really.....

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 26 - A 10 Harrison Experience from 2019-02-05T17:20:22

Recording two episodes in a day was rough on us, but this episode definitely ranks a 10 on the Harrison scale. What's the Harrison Scale? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out!

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 25 - Mary Berry is DEFINITELY in this one from 2019-02-04T23:42:03

Comin' at ya hot, fast, and late, is your favorite Bachelor podcast hosts, talking about...The Bachelor. Mary Berry may join us to discuss our baking techniques, which clearly aren't up to snuff...

A Bro's Before Rose Apology from 2019-01-31T19:03:25

Hey listeners! We thought this might be the best way to disseminate information about why the channel has been dark for like two weeks. Sorry for the radio silence, hopefully we can clear some o...

Bro’s Before Rose: Episode 24 - Very Intimate from 2019-01-15T06:31:50

The boys are back to dunk all over Colton’s season of The Bachelor! We cover two whole episodes in this one, since the premiere was a bit light on content.

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 23 - Hey ABC? You Made a Typo. from 2018-12-14T02:43:15

We told you we'd be back! And we are! Last week, Dad Harrison announced the cast members for the upcoming season, and this week, your favorite hosts are discussing our first impressions. Also, ABC ...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 22 - That's the Thing I Wanna F&%k! from 2018-12-07T19:59:49

We've been gone for a long time, we know, and we're sorry. But Bach Nation never sleeps, so in preparation for Colton's season, your hosts have swooped in to cover the last four months of Bachelor ...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 21 - Yeah, We Know... from 2018-08-21T22:16:48

Only three weeks late comes your favorite hosts, with the freshest, hottest takes on the season premiere of Bachelor in Paradise. We're literally so excited about this, but also very sorry that our...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 20 - Take to the Sea, Blake! from 2018-08-15T15:10:44

It wouldn't be a real BBR episode unless it was a week late! Let's talk about this finale. Was it interesting? Was it good television? Was it predictable? The answers to all these questions, and mo...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 19 - The F&%k Palace Returns from 2018-08-01T18:54:11

Welcome back to the F&%k Palace. You know what happens here. Colton doesn't, but he's long gone. Also, we talk about the Men Tell All a bit. It was a real trash fire. Our opening music is "What is...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 18 - Hometowns! The Part of the Season Where Becca goes to the Hometowns! from 2018-07-20T15:58:43

Alex may have gone off on a tirade about his general dislike of Western NY in this episode. He's very sorry to anyone who is offended. Also, Hometowns happens this week! It's the part of the season...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 17 - All Hail the Magic Conch from 2018-07-11T18:56:09

Man, we really did our best this week. The Baha Men were there though, so that was neat. This one was rough, so listen to your favorite hosts pad out the timing of the episode by attempting to disc...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 16 - Enter the SHUCK Palace from 2018-07-05T15:32:10

We're not shuckin' around this week. Nine boys left. Two one-on-one dates. One group date. Two very sweaty podcast hosts. Let's do the damn thing. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, ...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 15 - DA BACHELAR from 2018-06-26T17:16:55

Oh look, we got an episode on time this week! Neat! Get ready for some awkward singing, stories about camels, and the fabled two-on-one date, as your favorite hosts discuss it all. This is gettin' ...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 14 - Captain America's Underpants from 2018-06-23T16:10:59

This episode is late, and it's comin' at ya fast! This is our first episode recorded in the AM, and our first episode where we have like a pretty serious time crunch, so this episode is a bit on th...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 13 - Brought to you by Powerade from 2018-06-12T19:02:23

Get ready for the cool, refreshing taste of Powerade, as your favorite, well-hydrated hosts break down The Bachelorette. Will Chris Harrison reach his maximum potential? Will Jordan achieve Super S...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 12 - Put on Your Confidence. from 2018-06-06T17:48:25

Your hosts are back for another episode on Becca's continuing journey for love. We'll talk about group dates, about Jordan, and attempt to do impression of Lil Jon that are probably bordering on of...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 11 - A Man Like That, With a Gun! from 2018-05-29T16:32:14

Oh, it's good to be back. Alan and Alex are here to discuss the premiere of Becca's season of The Bachelorette. Armed with zero notes, they admittedly get lost on more tangents than usual. Our ope...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 10 - You Can't Name Me Oyster from 2018-04-06T17:45:04

We're in the off-season now, waiting for Becca's turn at the helm, but what should we do with this spare time? If you guessed "Commentary on the first season of Flavor of Love", you're correct. Ale...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 09 - We Know What You Did from 2018-03-13T22:44:34

Alright, it finally happened. The most dramatic, season, yet. Alex and Alan finally sit down together to discuss the FIVE HOUR season finale of The Bachelor. It's like an After the After the Final ...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 08 - Fuckin' Nerd from 2018-03-03T01:47:40

Enter the Fuck Palace. That's a spooky way of saying "It's time for the Fantasy Suites!" It is though, and it's time to listen to Alex and Alan discuss them. Our theme song is "What is Love" by ...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 07 - Hometowns! The Part of the Season Where Arie Goes to the Hometowns! from 2018-02-24T18:15:44

It's time for Hometowns! The part of the season where Arie goes to the hometowns! Listen to Alex and Alan excitedly talk about Kendall and Tia's excellent hometown dates, and then listen to them sl...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 06 - Dates Decide Your Fates from 2018-02-17T02:29:27

It's the week before hometowns and everything is gettin' shaken up. Three one-on-one's, one "group date". Who goes home? Who will stay?We'll touch lightly on the new Bachelor Winter Games as well. ...

Bros Before Rose: Episode 05 - The Big Showdown (or, Alex forgot the episode title) from 2018-02-10T23:48:44

Two men, who are not related, are exploring the world of love, by watching and commenting on America's favorite television program, ABC's The Bachelor. It's time for the big two-on-one date, Kryst...

Bro's Before Rose - Episode 4: Krystal, You're Grounded from 2018-02-07T21:39:26

Two of your favorite Bachelor Fans, the former hosts of Ribs & Reels, Alex Toy and Alan Moss, break down the current season of The Bachelor. This episode, we're talking about episode 5 of Arie's qu...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 3 - Kendall was Robbed, and We Don't Have a Better Episode Title from 2018-01-28T16:13:28

Two good Bachelor boys discuss the love life of another man, and several women. It's about as weird as it sounds, but hey, that's life when you're part of #BachNation. We're talking about episode 4...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 02 - Apologies to Fred Savage from 2018-01-27T22:32:49

Two big men on a journey, to talk about America's favorite television show, The Bachelor. Join us as we discuss episode three of Arie's quest for love, with one-on-one dates, group dates, and every...

Bro's Before Rose: Episode 01 - Apologies to Zach Braff from 2018-01-10T16:06:31

Alex Toy and Alan Moss, the hosts of internet sensation Ribs & Reels, sit down to discuss the first two episodes of season 22 of America's favorite reality show, The Bachelor.